00:27Now put your weight on to your arms.
00:29Lean forward and raise that right leg off the ground.
00:33Oh, you got no chance, love.
00:37Hey! Oh, look, Raylene, it jiggles.
00:41Kids, don't take photos of people's bottoms.
00:45But we're holiday people.
00:46It's the first time we've ever seen this bottom.
00:50That's a good one.
00:52I don't care. It's rude. Take photos of something else.
00:55OK, I'll take photos of leafs.
00:58Leafs are exciting.
01:01Why is it rude to take photos of your bottom?
01:03It just is.
01:05But it's just the bottom.
01:06Just trust me. I've been on this planet longer than you.
01:10OK.
01:10If you're looking for something to do, the dishwasher needs unpacking.
01:14Dad enters the room.
01:15Dad, look at my leaf photos.
01:17Pretty cool leaves, Bingo.
01:19Dad, can you bend over?
01:20Bluey!
01:21What?
01:21No chance, kid. I wasn't born yesterday.
01:24Huh?
01:25You weren't born what?
01:27I wasn't born yesterday.
01:28It's a saying.
01:29It means I've been around long enough to know exposing my rear end to you isn't a good idea.
01:35Hee-hee. Born yesterday.
01:37Bingo! I've got an idea!
01:38Is it about unpacking the dishwasher?
01:40No. Dad, can you pretend you actually were born yesterday?
01:45Yeah!
01:45Oh, man. Is it too late to bend over?
01:48This episode of Bluey is called Born Yesterday.
01:52Ready?
01:53And...
01:54Born Yesterday!
01:57Hooray!
01:58Wow! My second day on the planet.
02:02Look at all this. It's amazing.
02:05And look at this little blue thing.
02:07Oh. And a red thing.
02:09Hi.
02:09It makes noises. Amazing.
02:13Who are you calling it?
02:14We have names.
02:16Oh, I'm sorry. I was born yesterday. I don't know what a name is.
02:20It's something you call something.
02:22Like, my name is Bluey.
02:24And mine's Bingo.
02:27Bluey. Bingo.
02:28Yes.
02:29Can I have a name?
02:31Hee-hee. You've already got one.
02:33It's Bandit.
02:34Bandit. I like it.
02:36Oh, look at that!
02:38This is the most amazing thing I've ever seen.
02:42It's just a stool.
02:43Hello, stool.
02:46My name is Bandit.
02:47Hee-hee.
02:48Stools can't talk.
02:50Really?
02:51Why?
02:52They're not alive.
02:54Alive?
02:55Yeah.
02:56Alive?
02:57No, that's not alive.
02:59Oh, uh, is it?
03:00What? That's called food.
03:02You put it in your mouth.
03:04Why would I put it in my...
03:05Oh!
03:07Oh!
03:08I feel like a new dog.
03:09I like food.
03:11Thanks for the update.
03:12And stools can't talk.
03:14Hee-hee.
03:15Kids, what have you done to your dad?
03:17He was born yesterday.
03:19He doesn't know anything.
03:21Are you alive?
03:22Yoo-hoo!
03:23Hi, I'm your wife.
03:25My wife.
03:27Yes.
03:28And if you want me to stay your wife, you'll learn about dishwashers.
03:33Dishwasher.
03:34Wife.
03:35Wow.
03:35There's just so much to learn.
03:39Whoa.
03:41This is outside.
03:43You've got some grass and some wood.
03:47A fence.
03:48Ah!
03:48Look out!
03:49What is it?
03:50There's a giant fireball in the big blue thing.
03:54That's the sun.
03:56It's meant to be there.
03:57And the big blue thing is the sky.
04:00Oh, phew.
04:03This is a swing.
04:04Push me.
04:06Swing.
04:07No, the other way.
04:09Oh, okay.
04:10Swing.
04:11No.
04:13This way.
04:14Ah, swing.
04:16Woo.
04:17So, this is our street.
04:19You've got some cars and, oh, a bird.
04:23Ooh, rubbish.
04:24Don't worry about the sun.
04:26It's meant to be there.
04:28Uh, okay.
04:29Oh, come on, Bandit.
04:30Keep walking.
04:31I have a wife.
04:33Okay, Bandit.
04:35Probably don't say things about the sun to people at bus stops.
04:40Yeah.
04:41Why?
04:41Uh, it's hard to explain.
04:43Okay, I won't.
04:44Food!
04:45Yeah, I got the steak and bacon.
04:47Food!
04:48Oh, hey, Bandit.
04:49Oh, hey, Bandit.
04:49Oh, hey.
04:50Ah, Dad, no.
04:52That's my boy.
04:53That's it.
04:54Oh, give me that.
04:55Dad, look, here.
04:57Oh, you ate all the sauce.
05:00Sorry, Lucky's Dad.
05:01He was born yesterday.
05:03Yeah, I'll say.
05:04Ooh.
05:04I can't hold him.
05:06Run, Lucky's Dad.
05:08But I'm going that way.
05:09Ooh.
05:10Just go.
05:11Whoa.
05:13Ah, bye food.
05:15You can't just take people's food.
05:17Why?
05:18Because it doesn't belong to you.
05:21Belong?
05:22Yeah, like everyone's stuff isn't everyone's, you know?
05:26Everyone?
05:27Look, just don't take people's food.
05:29And don't talk about the sun, okay?
05:31You have to just trust us.
05:34Why?
05:35Well, because we've been on this planet longer than you.
05:40That's true.
05:41I was only born yesterday.
05:42G'day, Bandit.
05:44I have nothing to say about the sun to you.
05:47Great.
05:53Wow.
05:55Name?
05:56Oh, that's called it, Bingo.
05:58It just makes trouble when we tell him what things are called.
06:02Why don't we let him enjoy just looking at things today?
06:05Yeah, we can teach him names later.
06:09Name?
06:10It doesn't matter.
06:12Just look.
06:26Alive.
06:29Hello, Stool.
06:30It's okay, Dad.
06:32You can stop playing born yesterday.
06:34Oh, you sure?
06:35Yeah, it was fun.
06:36Yeah, real fun.
06:38Thanks.
06:39No worries.
06:39I enjoyed it.
06:40I feel like a new dog.
06:42Bingo, can you help me unpack the dishwasher?
06:44Sure.
06:48Oh, good on you kids.
06:52Kids.
06:53Oh, kids.
06:54Yeah?
06:54Has your dad stopped playing born yesterday?
06:57Yeah.
06:58Okay.
07:00Just checking.
07:02Oh, good on you.
07:03Oh, good on you.
07:08Oh, good on you.
07:11Oh, good on you.
07:15Oh, good on you.
07:17Oh, good on you.
07:18Oh, good on you.
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