00:01Okay, I'm guessing I can't hop over this. I can, I can, but I can't go through the door. Okay.
00:26Now I'm being hounded by a chopper.
00:36Oh, I gotta take it out. I gotta take it out.
00:57I gotta take it out.
01:20Fine, I will hit you with this thing again.
01:32Oh, I miss.
01:34Or I will miss. Whichever.
01:36Whichever comes first.
01:38Whichever comes first.
02:09That, that, uh, that chopper is in serious trouble.
02:19That chopper is blown up.
02:26Okay, where'd my gun go?
02:30There'd my gun go.
02:40Get your ass back down here!
02:49I guess we're going into the news shop.
03:04Oh, the door closed on me.
03:06Try to stay in contact this long time.
03:07I was like, why the fuck can't I back up at the news shop?
03:10It's the only way we had any hope of stopping this.
03:19There's another body.
03:21So, that's good.
03:23This psychic link.
03:28Sorry about the co-op thing, dude.
03:30I had no fucking idea that it was so shit.
03:37Oh, that's alright.
03:54I didn't even, I didn't even move forward to go through that room.
04:00It just automatically moved me forward.
04:02That was weird.
04:16That looks like the correct way to go.
04:18So, let's see what's up the stairs.
04:20I don't want to miss anything.
04:26It looks like the answer is nothing.
04:34Well, there's a guy that's been shot to shit.
04:36That's about it.
04:37Damn.
04:54Wow.
05:07All right, asshole.
05:26I got a visual! Understood!
05:32We're going green. Do your part. Recycle your cans, bottles, and paper.
05:37Down! Go, go, go!
05:50I'm out!
05:56Get some fire on those fuel drums!
06:00Copy! I'm out!
06:15I'm out!
06:18Fuck! Get to cover!
06:25What am I stuck? Oh, the conveyor belt.
06:29Changing back!
06:31I was stuck on the conveyor belt, that was it.
06:34God damn it.
06:37Target lost!
06:40Target spotted!
06:42My hunt!
06:44Drop!
06:54Get some fire!
06:58On the counter!
07:00Okay, there, I got the guy...
07:02It's him!
07:06...that was teleporting in and...
07:10...that was teleporting in and...
07:11Eyes up!
07:17Shit! He's down!
07:19Fuck! Get to cover!
07:41Oh, back up! Back up! Back up! Get away! So I don't fucking die!
07:52I can try!
07:54I can try!
08:10Where's the other guy?
08:12Oh!
08:13Oh!
08:14Another psychic link!
08:14Okay!
08:29There, did I get them all?
08:30Oh!
08:39Oh, no!
08:41Oh, no!
08:44Oh, no!
08:54Oh, no!
08:56There we go!
08:59Oh, no!
08:59Oh, no!
09:00You can see it!
09:00Oh! Shotgun! Sweet. We like shotgun. Now I don't know where I'm supposed to go.
09:15Is this door open? No. What about this door? Nope. How about you?
09:25There's obviously some noise going on behind that door, but it won't open.
09:46Command, Whiskey 5-4. The only units still on the ground are guarding the HP. Everyone else has been evac'd.
09:52Okay, so it wants me to go on the conveyor belt.
09:55Sergeant Beckett is on board the transport.
09:58He is slipping through our fingers. Hurry, brother.
10:03Shut up, Paxton. I'm working on it.
10:24I really like this game's shotgun.
10:31It's pretty unique. Yeah. The loading mechanism.
10:35Yeah, the loading mechanism doesn't make sense, I admit that.
10:46Like, the whole, the fact that the shells are loaded in sideways like that just doesn't, doesn't make a lot
10:53of sense.
11:00They didn't really think that through, they just thought it looked cool.
11:03Yeah, that's what I think happened.
11:09Sometimes video games get, video games or movies get away with the rule of cool though.
11:20Oh, there's another lever.
11:21There's another lever.
11:33We're going this way.
12:09What the hell was that?
12:27What the hell was that?
12:54What the fuck game?
13:13I'm disappointed that I can't break the screen on the...
13:23No, no, no, no, I do not have...
13:28Never mind!
13:30Like I say, I do not have a rocket launcher to deal with your ass, but Alma Screaming
13:36took care of it.
13:39I guess she can just take out helicopters with her screens.
13:56What on earth?
13:57We cannot avoid that atrocity for much longer.
14:03Oh, there's another psychic lane.
14:06Oh, shit.
14:09What the fuck was that?
14:18Man, somebody lit a fire behind me.
14:37Why am I not healing?
14:59I'm not healing automatically.
15:03Is that a glitch or is that scripted?
15:12I guess it was a glitch.
15:26We cannot avoid that atrocity for much longer.
15:40Fuck off.
15:59That was Alma.
16:09I can't run either.
16:19What the fuck?
16:26There's Alma again.
16:52There, I finally healed.
16:53Okay.
16:56Oh
17:24Fuck, okay. Oh, let's try again
17:37That's you go now
17:54You guys keep locking the door behind me
18:20Shadow looks kind of rough there
18:24One remote
18:31Advancing
18:40Son of a bitch
18:42Copy I'm going in
18:45Get the cover
18:48Copy that, approve
18:52Get back
18:52Shit, shit
18:53Get back
18:54Get back
18:56Will you
18:56See you
19:03You missed me
19:11You missed me
19:14Get your fucking heads down
19:19It's him
19:21Found him
19:23Turn around
19:27Fuck
19:28I've been hit
19:31You should be dead
19:32With how many bullets
19:34I've scored
19:35You
19:37Squad, get moving
19:41We should be
19:43At the end of the hole
19:49You
19:52You
20:00Get back
20:01You
20:02You
20:16Shit.
20:42You didn't even get it in here, you dumbass.
20:48You didn't even get the grenade in here, moron!
21:05You didn't get it!
21:15You didn't get it!
21:20You didn't get it!
21:25I'm not going to get it!
21:28I'm not going to get it!
21:38Did I get them all?
21:41Did I barely survive?
21:52Eat that!
22:03You can't get her under control, moron!
22:29Fuck!
22:30I hope there was a set checkpoint somewhere in all of that.
22:37You are wasting your time.
22:39We will get all under control before you ever find her.
22:44Where are you?
23:23What the fuck?
23:45I ran out of ammo!
23:51You are wasting your time.
23:53We will get all under control before you ever find her.
24:04No wonder there's two of them.
24:16That's not bad.
24:21I'm not a mover.
24:23I got to run around you!
24:28I'm not a mover.
24:29You are not a mover.
24:31You are not a mover.
24:34You are not a mover.
24:36Oh no!
24:36I don't know.
25:15Shit, these guys can go phase right through walls, it's hard to find a place to hide
25:19from them, to regain my health.
25:33Fuck, where'd you come from?
25:35Fuck, where'd you come from?
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