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00:00:00Hi, it's Fred! Today is Friday!
00:00:24Oh my god, say that fast, it sounds like Fred Day!
00:00:27Friday, Fred Day, Friday, Fred Day, two whole days of no school and pure happiness!
00:00:32Oh my gosh, did they decide this weekend to make the weekends the week and the week with the weekend?
00:00:36That means we're gonna have five whole days off and only two days of school!
00:00:41Oh my god, I'm so excited!
00:00:43And then when there's a really important holiday like President's Day, we only have one day of school!
00:00:47I think they might decide to do that this weekend!
00:00:57Hey! Hi! Hi! Hi!
00:01:10See you guys tomorrow! See ya!
00:01:13Yeah!
00:01:15Hey!
00:01:17Hey!
00:01:18You've never slept before!
00:01:19Junie!
00:01:20Junie!
00:01:29Junie!
00:01:30Hey!
00:01:31Hey!
00:01:32Hey!
00:01:34Hey!
00:01:35Hey!
00:02:05Take a night
00:02:07Cause I'm waiting
00:02:10Out of my way
00:02:14Don't let the time
00:02:18Of our lives
00:02:21Fade away
00:02:25Waiting for my time to be
00:02:31Alright
00:02:53There ween
00:02:55Ow
00:03:01She's so ready.
00:03:02She's so ready.
00:03:03She's so ready.
00:03:05She's so ready.
00:03:06Oh, wow.
00:03:07Oh, wow.
00:03:08Oh, wow.
00:03:09Uh-huh.
00:03:10Uh-huh.
00:03:11Uh-huh.
00:03:12Uh-huh.
00:03:13Uh-huh.
00:03:14Uh-huh.
00:03:15Uh-huh.
00:03:16Uh-huh.
00:03:17Uh-huh.
00:03:18Uh-huh.
00:03:19Uh-huh.
00:03:20Uh-huh.
00:03:21You might not have been able to tell, but that girl I walked home with, that Hacken Awesome
00:03:26girl, that's Judy.
00:03:28Judy.
00:03:29She's my girlfriend, obviously.
00:03:34This weekend, it's crucial in our relationship because...
00:03:37Wait for it.
00:03:38Get ready.
00:03:40It's coming.
00:03:41Hold on.
00:03:42I'm taking things to the next level with Judy.
00:03:44And she knows it, too.
00:03:46We've been inseparable lately.
00:03:48So I was thinking of having a party this weekend.
00:03:52Yeah, we've been thinking about it.
00:03:54But maybe I'll just have it next weekend.
00:03:56Yeah, we aren't really sure yet.
00:03:57Ow!
00:03:58I...
00:03:59What do you guys think?
00:04:02I'm thinking I might have Judy over today.
00:04:04I'm not really sure.
00:04:05I mean, my mom won't mind.
00:04:06I have friends over all the time and she never cares.
00:04:08My dad doesn't care either.
00:04:09Mostly because, uh...
00:04:12He's not here.
00:04:13He's not with us.
00:04:14He's not dead.
00:04:15He's just not here.
00:04:16Can see how you might have misunderstood that.
00:04:18But you know, it really doesn't even matter that I just have one parent.
00:04:21Because my mom loves me twice as much.
00:04:23And I pay her back by filling the whole entire house with beautiful music.
00:04:26Somebody call 911.
00:04:28Shorty fire burning on the dance floor.
00:04:33Whoa!
00:04:34Every room in my house was constructed for a specific purpose.
00:04:37For instance, this room, my bedroom, was constructed to have a perfect view of Judy's house.
00:04:42Hi, Judy.
00:04:45Fridays are usually my favorite day at school.
00:04:48But I need some food for my body because today was the worst Friday ever!
00:04:58Come on!
00:04:59Oh, he likes it.
00:05:00He likes you, Mommy!
00:05:01Oh!
00:05:02He likes it!
00:05:03Thank you!
00:05:06He wants some more!
00:05:08Kevin, just leave him alone!
00:05:12No!
00:05:22If I don't get any food in my body, then there's gonna be no blood in my head,
00:05:25and then my head might fall off because there's no blood in it!
00:05:32My gammit!
00:05:33I'm so upset about what happened at school that I almost ruined my snack!
00:05:39Cheese.
00:05:42I say, oh, my gammit, because I'm not allowed to say bad words like, huh, the D word.
00:05:58Anyhow, the thing that happened happened in music class.
00:06:01I love music class because, well, I'm a great singer.
00:06:05I want one!
00:06:07Shorty fire burning on the dance floor!
00:06:10You know who else is a great singer?
00:06:12Freddie!
00:06:14She sings like an angel.
00:06:18But like an angel who isn't dead because she will never die.
00:06:22She will live forever.
00:06:24Until she dies.
00:06:26It's not a man.
00:06:27Oh, my God.
00:06:28Yeah.
00:06:29Yeah.
00:06:30Yeah.
00:06:36Hunt it!
00:06:37Hunt it!
00:06:38Hunt it!
00:06:39Hunt it!
00:06:40Hunt it!
00:06:41I...
00:06:42I burned my dog!
00:06:43Yeah.
00:06:45Ah!
00:06:46Ah!
00:06:47Ah!
00:06:48Ah!
00:06:49Ah!
00:06:50Hunt it!
00:06:51Hunt it!
00:06:52i've decided not to have a snack after all because i want to stay trim for judy to be honest
00:07:06me and judy have hit a minor bump in our relationship thanks to kevin kevin is a big
00:07:12fat nothing and i cannot believe what i saw her doing with him today you just got you
00:07:17be strong just stop cause i really love you stop i'll be thinking of you look at my heart
00:07:26and let love keep us together oh my god they sounded terrible it was like my mom trying
00:07:34to fit into her jeans hmm mini mini mo there we go it was horrible i mean she didn't even
00:07:45notice it you agree right i mean judy was up there and she seemed happy i don't know if
00:07:49she was acting or what but i have to tell her maybe i'll invite her over for a pool party and
00:07:53as we're lounging by the pool i'll break it to her gently judy lover you are a wonderful singer
00:08:01ah thank you fred but singing with kevin that was a mistake i need someone like you to be honest with
00:08:09me don't worry darling i've just had a law passed that will have kevin arrested for the way he sang to
00:08:16you that's such a relief
00:08:23if anyone ever sings to you like that again just tell me and i'll take care of it darling
00:08:37just beyond that wall over there is judy's house she's only a few feet away and i can't reach her
00:08:58but they put up that wall to keep us apart
00:09:01what you doing fred what does it look like i'm doing bertha
00:09:12do you think it's silly that you have a kiddie pool
00:09:17i don't care what judy thinks why would i care what judy thinks what makes you think of that i mean
00:09:22it's just judy okay you're not going swimming no i'm not going swimming that that's lame really really
00:09:30late well i think i might go swimming have fun ptfn
00:09:43oh my god that was almost so embarrassing thank god i didn't invite judy over for the pool party
00:09:48sometimes i don't think i know anything about women i need some advice wish my dad was here dad
00:09:56what do you think i should do
00:10:00the secret is ruthless aggression it is you gotta look at yourself and say my time is now
00:10:09show what kind of man you really are use those talents what are your talents friend i i'm a good
00:10:15singer you're a great singer you're the best it is you who take mere words and make the melodious love
00:10:27are you with me yep you gotta fire up i'm with you dad well good just just remember it's probably
00:10:33gonna get cold outside bring a sweater okay okay dad thanks that's it i've gotta invite judy over so we can
00:10:40harmonize together and then she'll forget all about kevin because harmonizing with me will be so much
00:10:48much smoother and soon both of us learn to just not right away there was no time to play we build it up
00:11:01i'm gonna go over to judy's house and invite her over to sing with me
00:11:26i'm so excited i smell beautiful nothing is gonna come between our love judy nothing
00:11:44oh my damn it kevin i'm not going out there if i go out there and ask judy to come over in front
00:11:54of kevin he's gonna undermine myself confidence maybe he won't notice
00:12:00yes i've got to try here i come to harmonize with you judy
00:12:09i'm gonna do it
00:12:16hey figglehorn where are you going huh none of your business kevin
00:12:20oh okay what are you going to judy's house for a little play day huh
00:12:24how are you guys gonna do that huh huh huh huh you doing a little bit of that huh kevin
00:12:33that's not what i was gonna do okay dude she hates you man why can't you just get that through your
00:12:38head dude she hates you she tells me all the time i mean like she came over yesterday and like
00:12:44you know she hates you kevin i see how you misunderstood it because she hates you she doesn't hate me
00:12:50we're on a we're on a first name basis yeah yeah she hates everyone who can't sing kevin
00:13:05i can sing this whole neighborhood knows you know you know and the whole neighborhood knows i can sing
00:13:14i can sing dude i mean she hears me all the time man i'm perfect i got perfect pitch i've been told
00:13:21since day one i have perfect pitch i mean i can reach i can reach all the notes that that's weird
00:13:29because i i overheard judy sing but she thinks you suck at singing oh you're gonna get it you're
00:13:37gonna get it if you're going you want some of this oh you want it this is my cul-de-sac it always has
00:13:47been it always will be baby i can't believe that idiot kevin ruined everything it was so close
00:14:07oh my gosh kevin's trying to get inside the house go home kevin get away from my house
00:14:15i will call the police i'm calling the police right now i already called the police and they said that
00:14:22if you don't stop you're gonna go to prison with the fattest people ever fred open the door oh
00:14:29oh mom sorry you're strong fred what's going on in here mom i thought someone was gonna attack me
00:14:39although i don't know why anyone would want to maybe because of your voice
00:14:49mom mom mom mom what sweetie i'm gonna have a friend over so we can sing okay oh no singing
00:14:56i'm taking a nap mom well be quiet can't hear you i'm taking a nap
00:15:09kevin
00:15:12i can't go over there and ask judy to my house with kevin out there he'll embarrass me judy has such a
00:15:19beautiful southern accent i know it would harmonize perfectly with my normal human accent
00:15:24i don't know what to do what's wrong with you have i taught you nothing dad no son of mine is
00:15:30going to sit in here and hide from kevin
00:15:36yeah it's my house
00:15:40sorry i don't want evan to make fun of me in front of judy
00:15:44make fun of you sometimes you don't use these muscles you use this muscle you gotta outthink kevin you
00:15:51gotta find another route dad the only other round is blocked by the wall the wall is nothing it
00:15:56was put there to keep you and your true love apart i knew it i am taking a nap
00:16:00i knew it my time is now my time is now my time is now my time is now
00:16:11time is now oh sorry dad it's good
00:16:19you're ready thanks dad where you go
00:16:23oh schmutz once i get over that wall i can go up to judy's back door and ask her to come over i
00:16:30never have seen judy's back door but i bet it's really nice i'm gonna use this to make a flying
00:16:35leap over the fence and then me and judy are gonna walk back over to my house really proudly
00:16:40and then kevin's gonna be like all confused so he wouldn't be able to do anything and then
00:16:43look back into my house before he even knows it oh and this is the trampoline um i got it from my
00:16:47mom she uses it to train for work i bet you kevin never would have thought of this stupid kevin kiss
00:16:54kiss this kevin here i come judy
00:17:13i'm coming judy hold on
00:17:22i hurt myself while trying to get to judy's do you need to go to the hospital
00:17:37no i don't think so then i'm taking a nap this is better much less dangerous
00:17:52i'm coming for you judy just hold on don't give up
00:18:17i've been digging in the tunnel all hacking day
00:18:32go on back down
00:18:35takes forever to get to judy's house underground
00:18:38i'm coming judy i have butt loads of energy here i come
00:19:05i'm here
00:19:13oh my damn it i dug all the way to china
00:19:19i figured out what i'm gonna do i'm gonna disguise myself kevin will never recognize me
00:19:36he'll be totally full and i'll walk up to judy's door and rip off my disguise and she'll think it's a
00:19:41joke and then she'll laugh and then i'll laugh and then we'll both be laughing
00:19:47mmm i'm gonna smell like green apples
00:19:50i have the perfect disguise i ordered it from the back of the comic book it is amazing it's an invisibility
00:19:56suit and it's gonna make me completely invisible
00:20:01here it is i've been waiting to use this
00:20:08whoa see you guys later wow that was totally worth six dollars and 98 cents plus shipping and handling
00:20:17that's what's going on here
00:20:32where am i kevin i'm here
00:20:34no i'm not i'm over here think fast what watch out jesus what are you gonna do kevin
00:20:43where are you behind you oh what's over here oh oh oh oh oh does baby want the ball watch out
00:20:49oh no stop are you gonna cry oh this baby kevin need his mommy
00:21:04here goes nothing
00:21:10oh my gosh that's such a weird feeling
00:21:12floating shoe who's doing it i don't know must be someone invisible
00:21:27what the heck okay maybe i just didn't do it right one two three
00:21:33oh
00:21:44i guess i have to find a better disguise
00:21:55oh boy do i wish i could pull that one off
00:22:03oh
00:22:13oh
00:22:15oh
00:22:17oh
00:22:19oh
00:22:21oh
00:22:23oh
00:22:25oh
00:22:27oh
00:22:29oh
00:22:31Wait, huh?
00:22:39What?
00:22:43Judy, I'm here!
00:22:44Is that a friend?
00:22:54I'm gonna get you now!
00:22:55Oh my god, I'm an Asian people kidnap duty!
00:23:04What do I do?
00:23:04I gotta call the police, and the cops, and the FBI, the CIA, and the FBI, and the army, and the cops, and the SWAT team, and, and, and they're not an emergency member, I don't know who to call, I don't even know what number to call.
00:23:17Somebody call 911!
00:23:20That's who I have to call.
00:23:22911, what's your emergency?
00:23:24Hello, this is Fred, Fred Ficklehorn, and I'm here to tell you that my girlfriend, Judy, has been kidnapped by Asian people!
00:23:31Asian people have stole my girlfriend and her stuff and her family!
00:23:34Sure.
00:23:34Although, if you ask her if she's my girlfriend and she says no, it's because we haven't told a lot of people again, and we're kind of keeping it on the down low, you know?
00:23:40People will be jealous, you know?
00:23:43Anyways, she's gone!
00:23:44Sir, you need to calm down.
00:23:46Calm down?
00:23:49Hello?
00:23:49Hello?
00:23:49That is really frustrating that the police won't even help me!
00:23:58Her kidnappers could be anywhere by now!
00:24:00She's gonna have such a horrible life!
00:24:02Fred, what is your problem?
00:24:05Mom!
00:24:06Mom, wake up!
00:24:07Wake up right now!
00:24:09I am up.
00:24:10Mom?
00:24:10Judy's been kidnapped.
00:24:12And they took all of her stuff.
00:24:14She might be dead.
00:24:15I don't even know!
00:24:16What are you talking about?
00:24:19Her house!
00:24:21It's completely empty.
00:24:23Maybe that's because they moved.
00:24:27What?
00:24:28They sold their house to the Tangs and they moved.
00:24:32I got their address right here.
00:24:34They asked me to forward their mail.
00:24:36Judy moved?
00:24:39Where to?
00:24:40I don't know.
00:24:41They asked me to forward the mail.
00:24:43Why didn't you tell me?
00:24:45Because, Freddie, I...
00:24:46I didn't know you'd be so upset.
00:24:50I wrote the address...
00:24:51Mom!
00:24:52She's my girlfriend!
00:24:55Judy.
00:24:56Freddie?
00:24:57I get in their mail, tossing it.
00:25:01All right, honey, relax.
00:25:02I'm going out.
00:25:03Be a good boy.
00:25:05You're a good boy.
00:25:06I'm going out.
00:25:20Ah!
00:25:21Ah!
00:25:32Ah!
00:25:33Ah!
00:25:34Ah!
00:25:35Judy moved away.
00:26:01I'm so alone.
00:26:04It hurts so much.
00:26:11Freddie, please go to sleep.
00:26:16But my heart is broken and my mom doesn't even care.
00:26:31Fred!
00:26:33It's go time!
00:26:40Dad!
00:26:41What's wrong?
00:26:42It's Judy.
00:26:44She's been kidnapped.
00:26:46By kidnappers.
00:26:47Kidnappers?
00:26:49Who are they?
00:26:50Her parents.
00:26:51No!
00:26:52Luckily in the final minute she said it's a transmission.
00:26:55Check it out.
00:26:56It's right there.
00:27:01It's classified.
00:27:02Pay no attention to that.
00:27:03Transmission!
00:27:04Oh, Fred.
00:27:05Judy!
00:27:06There's so much that I wanted to say to you.
00:27:08Or sing to you or sing with you.
00:27:10That's all I've ever wanted.
00:27:11You've always known that to be true, right?
00:27:13Yes, Judy.
00:27:14Yes!
00:27:15I knew you did.
00:27:16Okay, Judy.
00:27:17Listen carefully.
00:27:18Yes, Fred?
00:27:19You are under a bed right now.
00:27:20Ah!
00:27:21No!
00:27:22Judy!
00:27:23No!
00:27:24No!
00:27:25No!
00:27:26Judy!
00:27:27No!
00:27:28Relax.
00:27:29We are going to rescue her.
00:27:30Hey, hey, hey.
00:27:31Why don't you have your seatbelt on?
00:27:34Oh.
00:27:35Sorry, Dad.
00:27:36I hope Mom doesn't get worried if she notices I'm not home in the middle of the night.
00:27:41She knows exactly where you are.
00:27:42I've got your mail right here.
00:27:45Take that, you fuck!
00:27:47Come up with my son!
00:27:54What a crazy dream!
00:27:57But I think I know what it means.
00:28:00I got it!
00:28:02Judy wants me to come find her!
00:28:03We have a psychic connection.
00:28:05And the dream is the only way she could possibly communicate with me!
00:28:13I found Judy's address on this map.
00:28:1656th Meadow Lane.
00:28:17Sounds beautiful, doesn't it?
00:28:19Meadow.
00:28:24I wonder what Judy's house looks like.
00:28:27Ooh.
00:28:28It's nice.
00:28:29Geez.
00:28:30If I zoom in, I wonder if I can see her.
00:28:33Zoom, zoom, zoom.
00:28:39Ew!
00:28:40That must be the guy who lived there before her!
00:28:43That is sick!
00:28:45He pooped inside her bathroom!
00:28:46The ghost of that guy's poops will be inside Judy's bathroom forever!
00:28:50What if they come back to life?
00:28:52Huh?
00:28:53I have got to get Judy out of that house.
00:28:56There's only one problem.
00:28:58The woods.
00:28:59I have to avoid the woods.
00:29:03I have to.
00:29:04I mean, I'd be way too scared to go back in there after what happened to...
00:29:08Little.
00:29:09Heaven.
00:29:10Wise.
00:29:11I'll get it!
00:29:14Little Evan Weiss.
00:29:15Little Evan Weiss.
00:29:16Little Evan Weiss.
00:29:17He never came out of those woods.
00:29:21Never.
00:29:22Scary.
00:29:239-1-1.
00:29:24What's your emergency?
00:29:25I need to know what bus to take from my house to Judy's house.
00:29:26Avoiding the woods.
00:29:27Sir, I think you meant to dial 4-1-1.
00:29:28This line is for emergencies only.
00:29:30Little Evan Wives?
00:29:37He never came out of those woods.
00:29:40Never.
00:29:42Scary.
00:29:44911, what's your emergency?
00:29:46I need to know what bus to take from my house to Judy's house.
00:29:49Avoiding the woods.
00:29:50Sir, I think you meant to dial 411.
00:29:52This line is for emergencies only.
00:29:55This is an emergency!
00:29:57Judy moved away and I have to get to her house
00:29:58so I can invite her over to my house so we can sing together.
00:30:01Sir, please dial 411.
00:30:06Rude.
00:30:06Turns out that there's a bus that takes me
00:30:08exactly one block from Judy's new address.
00:30:11It's called the number 7 bus.
00:30:12I have no idea how long that's going to take me
00:30:14to get to Judy's house, so I'm just preparing for the worst.
00:30:17I mean, it could take days, weeks.
00:30:23Do I need ketchup?
00:30:25Probably not.
00:30:26But...
00:30:27But...
00:30:27It could be dangerous out there.
00:30:29I'm coming for you, Judy!
00:30:42I'm coming for you, Judy!
00:30:45I'm coming for you, Judy!
00:30:46I'm coming for you, Judy!
00:30:48I'm coming!
00:30:48Ah!
00:30:49Ah!
00:30:50I hate ketchup.
00:30:51Chitty enough.
00:30:52Uh!
00:30:53Ow!
00:30:54Hey.
00:30:55Uh!
00:30:56Ow!
00:30:57Uh!
00:30:58Ow!
00:31:15Uh!
00:31:17Hey.
00:31:25I didn't know how much the bus cost, so I took $25.
00:31:32Well, here I go.
00:31:37Wish me luck.
00:31:46What?
00:31:47Might rain.
00:31:55Judy.
00:32:07I'm gonna do it.
00:32:08I'm gonna do this.
00:32:09I'm gonna do this.
00:32:10What?
00:32:27Hey!
00:32:28Hey, Lauren!
00:32:29Where are you going?
00:32:30None of your business, Kevin!
00:32:31What, are you going to a butt-face convention?
00:32:33Huh?
00:32:34I'm just gonna ignore you.
00:32:35Uh, well, you're not ignoring me because you just talked to me.
00:32:39What happened to your arm, Kevin?
00:32:41Did you make a fake cast so everyone would feel sorry for you?
00:32:43No, it's not fake.
00:32:44Actually, some guys tried to steal my bike, and I beat him up.
00:32:46It doesn't even matter because five girls already signed it, so...
00:32:50Why'd they all use the same pen?
00:32:52Because girls like the color red.
00:32:54I bet God pushed him down because he hates the way he sings.
00:32:57What did you say?
00:32:59I never said anything. I'm ignoring you, Kevin.
00:33:02Then why do you keep talking to me, Figglehorn?
00:33:05Where are you going, anyway?
00:33:06Why do you care? I'm not gonna tell you.
00:33:08All right, then. I'll just follow you all the way there.
00:33:10How'd you like that?
00:33:12Well, I'm here.
00:33:16You have to take the bus?
00:33:18That is so lame, man.
00:33:20I have girls take me where I want to go.
00:33:22I have a girl.
00:33:24Oh, yeah? Who?
00:33:26My mom.
00:33:27Oh, my God, man!
00:33:28Is anybody listening to this? You're such a loser, dude!
00:33:31Where are you going? Huh?
00:33:33Where are you going? Huh?
00:33:35Where are you going, friend?
00:33:37Where are you going? Huh?
00:33:39Where are you going?
00:33:40Oh, is that your bus, friend?
00:33:42I'm not talking to you, Kevin.
00:33:43Is that your bus?
00:33:44Did you get on the bus?
00:33:45Ain't got a day here.
00:33:46Oh, I know. I know where you're going.
00:33:50Where am I going?
00:33:52Bucket of half.
00:33:55Um...
00:33:56Come on, kid. I got a schedule to keep here.
00:33:58Here.
00:33:59Here's Viper.
00:34:01You can keep the change.
00:34:06Hi.
00:34:17I think I'll sit back here.
00:34:19Uh-oh.
00:34:20I'm supposed to be on the number seven bus.
00:34:25This is the number six bus.
00:34:31This is the number six bus?
00:34:33I know, but if Kevin knew all the bus graphs and where they were going, then if I got on the right bus, he wouldn't know where I was actually going.
00:34:39Stop getting on the wrong bus.
00:34:40You would never know I was actually going to Judy's house.
00:34:43Dude.
00:34:44Please.
00:34:45Chill out.
00:34:46Sorry.
00:34:47I'm just really excited.
00:34:50I'm Fred.
00:34:51Fred Pigelon.
00:34:52Derf.
00:34:57Dude, don't.
00:34:58That's lame.
00:34:59Oh.
00:35:00Oh, right.
00:35:01I knew that.
00:35:02So, who's Judy?
00:35:04Does she have a sister or something?
00:35:06She's my, uh, girlfriend.
00:35:10No, she's not.
00:35:12What?
00:35:13Judy is not your girlfriend.
00:35:16You're right.
00:35:17How'd you know?
00:35:19Lie detectors.
00:35:23It's just, Judy's such a smokin' hot babe.
00:35:26It's just every time I see her, I just tingle.
00:35:30She makes you pee?
00:35:32I said tingle, not tinkle.
00:35:34Dude, take a joke.
00:35:37I guess I'm a little weird.
00:35:38Everybody's weird, man.
00:35:40All of us.
00:35:41What's that supposed to mean?
00:35:43Don't think about it too much.
00:35:45It means something, though.
00:35:46Just process it.
00:35:48Wow.
00:35:50You're like a god, Derf.
00:35:52I know.
00:35:54I wish I could be that cruel around Judy.
00:35:56She's the most hackin' awesome girl ever!
00:35:59But yeah, we're for sure gonna get married, but obviously it's not gonna be tomorrow.
00:36:03Although, I mean, wouldn't mind that.
00:36:06The best day of sixth grade would have to be when Judy and I were assigned into the same math group.
00:36:11Green for go because it was the advanced group.
00:36:13The worst day would have to be the next day when the teacher realized I wasn't supposed to be in a green group and whacked me really hard in the knuckles with the ruler.
00:36:21You know, we're a really good, like, duo.
00:36:23Like, we're really good together.
00:36:25End of the line!
00:36:26Huh?
00:36:27End of the line!
00:36:28End of the line!
00:36:29You're gonna kill us!
00:36:32No, it means you gotta get off.
00:36:35Oh.
00:36:36Well, it was nice meeting you.
00:36:38Derf?
00:36:39Derf?
00:36:41Huh.
00:36:42That's, that's odd.
00:36:47Oh my dammit!
00:36:51Slide.
00:36:53Slide.
00:36:54Slide.
00:36:57Slide.
00:36:59Fred?
00:37:01What are you doing?
00:37:02Bertha!
00:37:04I asked you a question.
00:37:05Are you Dong-Yi-Fong?
00:37:06No!
00:37:07No, no, no!
00:37:08Not at all!
00:37:10What's Dong-Yi-Fong?
00:37:12Derf.
00:37:13You had Ong to each consonant.
00:37:14Dong-Yi-Fong.
00:37:17What are you doing here?
00:37:18Bertha, I can come to the pool if I...
00:37:21Wong-Yi-Nong-Tong.
00:37:22Yeah?
00:37:23Well, I've never seen you here before and...
00:37:25You're not wearing a swimsuit.
00:37:28This is my swimming suit.
00:37:29I mean, sometimes I just don't like showing my body too much because, you know, too much sex appeal.
00:37:34Cute.
00:37:36Uh, how come nobody's here?
00:37:37You're like the only one.
00:37:39Some kid pooped in the pool.
00:37:41Ew!
00:37:42The good thing is, now there's no line for the slide.
00:37:44I-I have to go anyway.
00:37:45Yeah.
00:37:46Okay.
00:37:47Sure.
00:37:48I'm, uh, going to my friend's house.
00:37:51Girlfriend.
00:37:52Before you go, do you want to try something cool?
00:37:57Pretty fun, isn't it?
00:37:59It's really fun!
00:38:00My neck is hot but my feet are cold.
00:38:02But what if I have to go to the bathroom?
00:38:06Don't be a Wong-Yi-Mong-Pong.
00:38:08Oh!
00:38:09I'm going swimming.
00:38:10Later.
00:38:11I'm not a wimp!
00:38:12Ow!
00:38:36Help!
00:38:37Help!
00:38:39No!
00:38:40No, Judy, our track is waiting one second, Judy!
00:38:45Judy!
00:38:47Judy, I'll save you!
00:38:50Hey, bro, I got it!
00:38:53Get out of the way, get out of the way!
00:38:55Hey, move it, pup!
00:38:56Judy, I'll save you!
00:38:58Whoo!
00:39:01Love will keep us together
00:39:06Think of me, babe, whatever
00:39:09Some sweet talking girl
00:39:12Love won't keep you guys together
00:39:14You guys don't love each other
00:39:15Don't mess around
00:39:17You just got to be strong
00:39:19Why are you guys singing together?
00:39:20Cause I really love you
00:39:22Judy, Judy, I thought we were gonna take it to the next level
00:39:25No!
00:39:26No!
00:39:27Oh, God!
00:39:32Oh my dammit
00:39:34Oh my dammit, I gotta get going
00:39:36I gotta get to Judy's house
00:39:38So did you get the poop out of the pool yet?
00:39:51No?
00:39:52Hey, Fred!
00:39:53You can't show up at Judy's house looking like that
00:39:55She's gonna make fun of you!
00:39:57How did you know I was going to Judy's house?
00:39:59I didn't until just now
00:40:01So long dong oh oh fong you song!
00:40:05I've got a whole fall on you song!
00:40:08I was going to show up at Judy's house
00:40:11The
00:40:32what are you doing you can't be naked in here i was going to leave my underwear on yeah well
00:40:44nobody wants to see you in your underwear i beg to differ i've been told my body's pretty
00:40:49attractive get your butt out of here
00:41:19i'd like a regular cleaning would you like a fragrance
00:41:32green apples green apples
00:41:37i got a green apples please
00:41:45you want my bag for me where's your car
00:41:51oh
00:41:59that was awesome
00:42:26this
00:42:34it's about to get frightening cuz i'm out with no license she gave me that beep beep i'd give
00:42:40her that hot coffee she gave me that beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep
00:42:48Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
00:42:51Get out of the road!
00:42:55Sorry.
00:42:56Nice hair, moron!
00:43:00Oh, jeez!
00:43:09Oh, my God!
00:43:11They sell squirrels!
00:43:13I love squirrels!
00:43:15Customer!
00:43:16Squirrels!
00:43:17I'm busy!
00:43:18And I'm grooming Lancelot!
00:43:19And you're useless!
00:43:21Yes, young man?
00:43:23Oh, um, hey, I was just looking at the squirrels.
00:43:25We don't have squirrels.
00:43:26You might want to go to a park or outside.
00:43:28We do have hamsters, though.
00:43:30They're in the rodent family, if you want to take a look at them.
00:43:32Um, I saw the squirrels, and I thought they'd be the perfect present for duty, so...
00:43:36Look, I don't know her, and I don't care to know her.
00:43:38Um, we can't help you, but presents are nice.
00:43:40I enjoy them.
00:43:41Carrie!
00:43:42Carrie!
00:43:42The young man believes the Pomeranias are squirrels.
00:43:49Uh, I knew that.
00:43:51I don't think you did.
00:43:52Excuse me!
00:43:53Yeah?
00:43:53Come with me.
00:43:54Now, by squirrels, do you mean this?
00:43:57Yep.
00:43:58How much are they?
00:43:59$7.95.
00:44:00Oh, okay.
00:44:01Lorenzo, can you ring us up?
00:44:02$7.95.
00:44:04$7.95?
00:44:05That's how much my mom makes a year!
00:44:07That is ridiculous!
00:44:09Never mind, Lorenzo.
00:44:11He's broke.
00:44:12Okay, well, I'm just gonna be looking around, so don't even...
00:44:15Don't even mind me.
00:44:17I won't.
00:44:18I won't even be here.
00:44:19I'll be leaving soon.
00:44:22Get in there.
00:44:26I've been wanting one of these for a while now.
00:44:29What are you doing?
00:44:31What are you talking about?
00:44:33Put the dog down.
00:44:36Dog?
00:44:37Squirrel.
00:44:37Hey, put the dog down.
00:44:40Squirrel.
00:44:40I don't have a dog, you psycho.
00:44:42Oh, my God, Gary!
00:44:44He's a gangbanger!
00:44:46This is Mace!
00:44:47I will spray you.
00:44:48No!
00:44:49I will spray you in the eyes!
00:44:50Lorenzo, what are you doing with Mace?
00:44:52Someone has to protect us.
00:44:54This is not the time for your drama, okay?
00:44:56Put the dog back.
00:44:57I would do it.
00:44:58I don't have a dog!
00:45:00Lady, clear out!
00:45:02Put the dog back!
00:45:02It's not a dog!
00:45:04Spray him, he's got crazy in his eyes!
00:45:06Stop!
00:45:06Leave me alone!
00:45:08Put the dog back!
00:45:09Spray him!
00:45:10Spray him!
00:45:10Look what you've made us do!
00:45:16The beautiful eyes!
00:45:18Tell your friends not to mess with us!
00:45:23This is worse than when you made me stay at the Marriott!
00:45:26I'm sorry!
00:45:27Oh, hey, sir.
00:45:33Do you know how to get to Meadow Lane from here?
00:45:38What?
00:45:41I can't understand you.
00:45:42I'm sorry.
00:45:45Oh, my God.
00:45:47There's something wrong with me.
00:45:49Why is there a voice in my head that doesn't even make sense?
00:45:52Are you a spaceman?
00:45:55Is that what you are?
00:45:56Oh, my God.
00:45:57I don't like the tone of your voice.
00:45:58You're doing something to me, aren't you?
00:46:00You're going to ruin my brain!
00:46:02You have to return to your parents, crazy.
00:46:04Get away from me, spaceman!
00:46:06I will not let you ruin my brain!
00:46:08I will not let you ruin my brain!
00:46:38Damn!
00:46:41Damn and diddy!
00:46:42Oh.
00:46:43Hey, watch that cussing!
00:46:43I'm just playing.
00:46:44It's a damn.
00:46:45It's what it is.
00:46:46I was just looking.
00:46:47Good for you.
00:46:48You should look.
00:46:49Soak her in.
00:46:50Soak in all the damn beauty.
00:46:52I'll tell you what.
00:46:52She's the single greatest feat of engineering in the entire county.
00:46:55Hey, you know what this damn is made out of, don't you?
00:46:58No.
00:46:59Sweat and ingenuity, friend.
00:47:01Sweat and ingenuity.
00:47:04You know how to get to the number seven bus?
00:47:07Oh, the number seven bus?
00:47:08Well, just a quick little jaunt through the woods right there.
00:47:12The woods!
00:47:13Oh, no, no, no.
00:47:14Don't be scared.
00:47:15Don't be scared of the woods.
00:47:16You're not scared of the woods, are you?
00:47:17I have to walk through the woods?
00:47:18Nothing to be afraid of in the woods, except for what happened to little Evan Lice.
00:47:25Oh, but if you're scared, I'll tell you what you can do.
00:47:26You can just turn around and just go home and be home with Mama.
00:47:30Yeah.
00:47:31Yeah, that's a good idea.
00:47:33Mama?
00:47:33Mama?
00:47:34Mama.
00:47:34Mama saved me.
00:47:38I'm a big, grown baby niece's mama.
00:47:41What's wrong with you?
00:47:42You know what I'd do if I were you?
00:47:44I'd man up.
00:47:45I'd face my fears.
00:47:46I'd BS.
00:47:47I'd be somebody.
00:47:48That's me.
00:47:49Who are you?
00:47:50Man up, man.
00:47:53Head into those woods.
00:47:55Face your fears.
00:47:55Do what I do.
00:47:56I look at the...
00:47:57Respect the badge.
00:48:01You're right.
00:48:02You're definitely right.
00:48:03I should...
00:48:03I should go through the woods.
00:48:05There you go.
00:48:06Judy needs me right now.
00:48:07Do it for Judy.
00:48:09It's just the woods.
00:48:10It's just the woods?
00:48:10No big deal.
00:48:11Go on.
00:48:12I'm gonna do it.
00:48:13Run!
00:48:13Run to Judy.
00:48:14Run to her.
00:48:15No running in the dam!
00:48:28Okay.
00:48:34Okay.
00:48:35Good.
00:48:35Good.
00:48:45I'm gonna do it.
00:49:15Oh!
00:49:17Okay. It's okay.
00:49:19It's okay. It's okay.
00:49:21It's okay, Fred.
00:49:23Maybe if I sing,
00:49:25I'll feel better.
00:49:29This place isn't so nice.
00:49:31I never wanted to come back here
00:49:35because of little...
00:49:37Evan White!
00:49:39I like your song.
00:49:41You a good singer.
00:49:43Mm-hmm.
00:49:45You should thank someone
00:49:47for a compliment.
00:49:49Ah! What's wrong?
00:49:51You're talking! You're talking
00:49:53and you're a deer!
00:49:55Oh. For a minute there, I thought there was a wolf or something.
00:49:57Whew. You scared me.
00:49:59Do all deers talk?
00:50:01It's deer. Do all deer talk.
00:50:03The plural of deer is still deer.
00:50:05Just like moose. Nobody says mooses
00:50:07or mees.
00:50:09Do you all talk?
00:50:11Some of us way too much. Hey,
00:50:13can I drop one with you?
00:50:15Drop what?
00:50:17A song.
00:50:19Really? Okay.
00:50:21Walking through the woods,
00:50:23but there was nothing to fear
00:50:25since I met my friend the deer.
00:50:27That's me.
00:50:29Whoa!
00:50:31Whoa!
00:50:33Stop!
00:50:35You know, I don't even know why
00:50:37I've always been so terrified of the woods.
00:50:39I mean, now that I've actually came here,
00:50:41I realize it's not even that scary.
00:50:43I'm out of here.
00:50:45I mean, the woods have got trees, deer, birds.
00:50:47I mean, there's just so much to it.
00:50:49I mean, it's more than just...
00:50:51Fred!
00:50:53It's me!
00:50:55Evan! Evan Wise!
00:50:59I got it!
00:51:01Got what?
00:51:03The ball!
00:51:05I got the ball!
00:51:07I got it!
00:51:15Tell my parents I'm okay!
00:51:17Oh, hey, look. It's your little friend.
00:51:39Hey, pickle horn!
00:51:41You need a ride?
00:51:43You need a ride?
00:51:45What an idiot!
00:51:47Mom, drive around the block.
00:51:49I'm not your chauffeur.
00:51:51Mom!
00:51:53Hey!
00:51:54Nice lean-to!
00:51:57One more.
00:51:58Kevin, no.
00:51:59I am drawing the line.
00:52:01I'm gonna tell Dad!
00:52:02Don't tell him.
00:52:15What is that?
00:52:21Derf!
00:52:23How'd you get here?
00:52:25Dude, my question needs to be answered first.
00:52:29Sardines?
00:52:31Lunch fail, man.
00:52:33I know, I don't actually like them,
00:52:35but when I packed my food, I forgot to pack a can opener,
00:52:37and this is the only can that had a handy little opener on it,
00:52:39and I've been walking all over, so I'm really tired,
00:52:41and I just got so hungry!
00:52:43You gotta chill out, man.
00:52:45I'm going to bed.
00:52:47Will you wake me when the bus comes?
00:52:49Maybe.
00:52:51But maybe not.
00:52:57Bus, man.
00:52:59Thanks, Derf.
00:53:01You're like the best friend I've ever had.
00:53:06Just kidding.
00:53:08Obviously.
00:53:10I'm doing it!
00:53:11Wish me luck!
00:53:12I'm going to Judy's house!
00:53:22You want it?
00:53:27Do you want it?
00:53:31Excuse me.
00:53:33I found this poor little animal wandering around all by herself.
00:53:39A squirrel!
00:53:40It's a squirrel!
00:53:41I'll take it!
00:53:43This is my lucky day!
00:53:45Oh!
00:53:47Me and Judy will be your new parents,
00:53:49and we'll love you forever.
00:53:51Hello, Larry!
00:53:52Oh, my dammit!
00:53:53We're here!
00:53:54We're going to see your mama.
00:53:59Here we go.
00:54:02Judy!
00:54:08Yes!
00:54:16Judy!
00:54:22Mum, I hate it here!
00:54:24I want to move back to our old house!
00:54:26Oh, stop complaining!
00:54:28Hello, Miss.
00:54:29Who are you?
00:54:31Fred!
00:54:32It's me!
00:54:33I knew you'd come for me!
00:54:34You got my psychic message!
00:54:35I did.
00:54:36I brought you a gift, Judy.
00:54:37A squirrel!
00:54:38I love squirrels!
00:54:40It's nothing.
00:54:41How ever did you get here?
00:54:42It must have been so hard.
00:54:43It was.
00:54:44I crossed the entire city to get to you, Judy.
00:54:45Even the woods.
00:54:46You went through the woods.
00:54:47You went through the woods.
00:54:48They're so dangerous.
00:54:49They're so dangerous.
00:54:50I did.
00:54:51I did.
00:54:52I brought you a gift, Judy.
00:54:53I'd have been worried about the wild animals.
00:54:54I wasn't afraid of the wild animals.
00:54:56I was afraid of the wild animals.
00:55:22But I was afraid of.
00:55:26Evan Weiss.
00:55:29He's alive.
00:55:30He's very alive.
00:55:32Oh, my God, I'm so impressed with you.
00:55:34You came all this way.
00:55:37But why?
00:55:39To see you, Judy.
00:55:41And to invite you over to my house.
00:55:45Oh, I'd love to come over to your house.
00:55:49To sing.
00:55:50Do.
00:55:53Ray.
00:55:55Me.
00:55:57Ah.
00:55:58So.
00:56:00La.
00:56:01La.
00:56:02La.
00:56:04La.
00:56:05La.
00:56:07La.
00:56:08La.
00:56:09La, la, la, la, la.
00:56:13Are you coming, I ain't ya?
00:56:15I can't believe you.
00:56:16Oh, my God, the bus!
00:56:20Oh, my God.
00:56:23Yeah.
00:56:23Ah.
00:56:23Get it, get it!
00:56:52Judy, I'm here!
00:56:57Fred?
00:57:02Where's... where's Judy?
00:57:05Oh my God!
00:57:07Guys, it's Fred!
00:57:12What are you doing here, Fred?
00:57:15I think I could ask you the same question, Kevin.
00:57:17Uh, no, you can't, because I was invited and you weren't.
00:57:22So get out, dude!
00:57:24This isn't even your house, Kevin.
00:57:26You can't just tell me to leave.
00:57:27What are all you guys doing in here anyway?
00:57:29I mean, you're just creeping around Judy's house or something?
00:57:32What's it look like?
00:57:33It's a party?
00:57:34Yeah, it was a party that you weren't invited to!
00:57:39Well, for your guys' information, Judy would be happy to have me here.
00:57:43I'd call her every night.
00:57:44Oh my God!
00:57:45What a loser!
00:57:46Judy!
00:57:47Fred!
00:57:48Please tell me you didn't invite Phil Horn to this party!
00:57:52What are you doing here?
00:57:53Did you want to hear about how I got here?
00:57:54It's a crazy story.
00:57:55Fred, I'm kind of in the middle of my party.
00:57:57She just told you to leave Mike!
00:57:58Maybe you shouldn't be here.
00:57:59Maybe?
00:58:00You're right.
00:58:01Maybe, maybe I shouldn't be here.
00:58:04Because, no offense to you Judy, but this party is so lame!
00:58:07This isn't lame, this is a good party!
00:58:28Yeah, now it is!
00:58:30Now it is!
00:58:35Judy, why are you being like this?
00:58:37Oh my God, I can't do this.
00:58:39Judy, who are you? Where's the Judy I know? Huh?
00:58:41Show me her. Show me the old Judy.
00:58:43Fred, I think it would be better if you just left.
00:58:45I'm really sorry, Fred.
00:58:47Judy, I came all this way just for you.
00:58:49This is the Girl Scout Convention. We don't want to eat your cookies.
00:58:51Oh!
00:59:05No!
00:59:07No!
00:59:08Kevin!
00:59:09Pizza show!
00:59:22Single or neck and big time!
00:59:28That is disgusting!
00:59:31Oh my gosh!
00:59:35Fred! Fred, wait!
00:59:41You didn't send that to me!
00:59:43Send that to me!
00:59:45Send that to me!
00:59:47Hey, kid, you lost or something?
01:00:05Kinda.
01:00:07Where you going?
01:00:09Home.
01:00:11Alright, my shift's over. Get in, I'll take you.
01:00:13But I don't have another $5 bill.
01:00:16Get in.
01:00:20Thanks.
01:00:22Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:00:24Paste a tip.
01:00:46Take care, kid.
01:00:48Thanks.
01:00:50Don't. That's lame.
01:00:52Mm-hmm.
01:00:58Take care, kid.
01:01:00Thanks.
01:01:02Don't. That's lame.
01:01:06That was so humiliating!
01:01:12I can't believe Judy had a party and didn't even invite me!
01:01:26She's not who I thought she was at all!
01:01:28I bet you that southern accent of hers isn't even real.
01:01:30She's probably never even been to the south!
01:01:32Freddie, honey, who are you talking to?
01:01:34Mom?
01:01:36Mom!
01:01:38I'm really upset right now.
01:01:40Wall, one of your friends just sent me a video about you on the computer.
01:01:42About me?
01:01:43Yeah.
01:01:44You gotta check it out.
01:01:46God, Freddie!
01:01:47You gotta check it out.
01:01:48Oh!
01:01:49Oh!
01:01:50Oh!
01:01:51My God!
01:01:52I'm really upset right now.
01:01:54Well, one of your friends just sent me a video
01:01:57about you on the computer.
01:01:58About me?
01:01:59Yeah, you gotta check it out.
01:02:00Oh my god!
01:02:07Oh my god, this is so embarrassing!
01:02:2447 people have seen this already?
01:02:27That's more than my entire class!
01:02:2951 people now, 51!
01:02:32That's like three more people than last time!
01:02:35Who posted this?
01:02:37Kev, smell my fart?
01:02:42Kevin!
01:02:43Oh, what a stupid username!
01:02:45And an even more stupid video!
01:02:47Gosh, why do people even watch other people on YouTube?
01:02:50It's weird, it's creepy!
01:02:51I don't get it, I just don't.
01:02:55Oh my gosh, another person just watched it!
01:02:58And another!
01:02:59Oh my gosh, in 60 seconds 60 people will have seen this!
01:03:03This is horrible!
01:03:04Imagine how many people will have seen it in a year!
01:03:09Well, I'm not gonna stand for this!
01:03:11No!
01:03:12No!
01:03:13I'm gonna have a party, and no one's gonna be invited!
01:03:17Hi, Fred!
01:03:18Hi!
01:03:19Hi!
01:03:20Hi, Ms. Lebo!
01:03:21Is, is Kevin here?
01:03:22Oh, he is!
01:03:23Come on in!
01:03:24Kevin, your friend is here!
01:03:25Mom!
01:03:26I'm in the crapper!
01:03:27Kevin!
01:03:28I'm in the crapper!
01:03:29Kevin!
01:03:30Where's the toilet paper?
01:03:31Whoa, whoa, whoa!
01:03:32Who invited Figglehorn here?
01:03:33I did!
01:03:34Kevin, be polite!
01:03:35It's okay!
01:03:36Kevin, I'm effing a party tonight!
01:03:37That's why I came over!
01:03:38See, Kevin!
01:03:39Yeah, it's gonna be awesome!
01:03:40I mean, there's gonna be lots of games, and food, and music, and we're gonna do a lot
01:03:45of illegal stuff.
01:03:46Kids R.H. can't do it, but we're gonna do it anyway.
01:03:47What?
01:03:48It's gonna be great!
01:03:49Oh, that sounds like fun, huh?
01:03:50Alright.
01:03:51Okay.
01:03:52Okay.
01:03:53Here.
01:03:54I met your father at a party.
01:03:55Mom, that's disgusting, come on.
01:03:56What is this?
01:03:57What is it?
01:03:58What is this?
01:03:59What is this?
01:04:00What?
01:04:01What are you doing?
01:04:02What is this?
01:04:03What?
01:04:04What is this?
01:04:05What the fuck?
01:04:06I'm in the car.
01:04:07I'm out of the car.
01:04:08I'm out of the car.
01:04:09You're out of the car.
01:04:10You're out of the car.
01:04:12I met your father at a party.
01:04:14Mom, that's disgusting. Come on.
01:04:22What is this?
01:04:23Your dis-invitation.
01:04:25I'm having a party and you can't come.
01:04:30I'm trying to get it.
01:04:32I have to go right now because there's a lot of other people I have to dis-invite to my party.
01:04:37Oh, what a sweet kid.
01:04:40Yeah, I'm glad you're friends.
01:04:41I'm not friends with him.
01:04:42No, you should be because he seems popular.
01:04:44Mom, I'm not even friends with him.
01:04:45I would be because he's popular.
01:04:46Mom, I'm not friends with him.
01:04:48Stop touching my hat.
01:04:49Oh, gosh, right. Don't touch the hat.
01:04:54Just wanted to make sure you knew you weren't invited.
01:04:57Hi.
01:04:59Oh, it looks like you got my message that you're not invited to my party.
01:05:05Sucker.
01:05:06And I asked everyone and they all specifically said you weren't cool.
01:05:10So, uh, here you go.
01:05:14One for you and one for you.
01:05:18Both not invited.
01:05:19Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:05:21Hey, guys.
01:05:23Just wanted to let you guys know that I was having a party.
01:05:25But you're not invited.
01:05:28Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:05:38What's up, Moron?
01:05:40Bertha.
01:05:41Hi.
01:05:41Hey, Fred.
01:05:42What's up?
01:05:43Not much.
01:05:44No?
01:05:45Just hanging.
01:05:45Okay.
01:05:46I saw that video of you online.
01:05:48Ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:05:50It's so funny, isn't it?
01:05:51Everyone saw it.
01:05:51I'm not stupid.
01:05:52I know.
01:05:52I get it.
01:05:53It's over it.
01:05:55Anyways, here.
01:05:56You aren't invited to my party.
01:05:57He never was going to invite you anyway.
01:05:58See ya.
01:05:59It's going to be fun without you.
01:06:00I didn't think that video was funny.
01:06:03Are you serious?
01:06:05Oh, when I was all, and then Kevin was like, oh, let's throw a piece of pizza at him.
01:06:09Ha, ha, ha.
01:06:09It's so funny.
01:06:10Oh, but you weren't laughing, were you?
01:06:12No.
01:06:12No, I wasn't invited to Joey's party.
01:06:16You weren't?
01:06:19Well, I don't know.
01:06:21I guess I just assumed.
01:06:24Well, anyways, I'm going to go get ready for my party, so see ya.
01:06:28Okay.
01:06:28Have fun.
01:06:31Bertha.
01:06:32Bertha.
01:06:33Um, would you maybe want to, like, you can just come to the party maybe just for a little
01:06:40bit, you don't have to say it the whole time, but do you want to come, maybe?
01:06:44Okay.
01:06:45Really?
01:06:46Yeah, I'm, I like partying.
01:06:48I'm, I'm a good partier.
01:06:50Okay.
01:06:50Well, if you come, bring a lot of clothes, and just, just bring everything you've got,
01:06:53okay?
01:06:54What, do I just, I can just bring anything?
01:06:56It doesn't matter.
01:06:56A ton.
01:06:57A ton of clothes.
01:06:57I don't want to describe everything.
01:06:58Your moms, your dads, everyone.
01:06:59Do it now.
01:07:00Do it now.
01:07:00Do it now.
01:07:01No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:07:01Now, now, now, go.
01:07:02Okay, I'll see you in a minute.
01:07:03Okay, bye.
01:07:10Hey, Fred.
01:07:30What's going on here?
01:07:31Nothing.
01:07:33What are you doing with the camera?
01:07:35We're having a party.
01:07:37Did we talk about you having a party?
01:07:39Yeah.
01:07:40No.
01:07:41Sorry.
01:07:42How many people did you invite?
01:07:44A hundred.
01:07:45A hundred.
01:07:46Yeah.
01:07:47You got a lot of friends, Fred.
01:07:49Bye.
01:07:52That's good.
01:07:54That's really good.
01:07:55Good-looking, Naughty.
01:08:12I'm up in the club and chillin'.
01:08:13Lookin' for beautiful women.
01:08:15Got an outfit made of linen juicy.
01:08:16This is what I'm sippin'.
01:08:17Runin' to say these on sabato.
01:08:19My mind is goin' off.
01:08:20Your mama was just a fox.
01:08:22This was lookin' soft.
01:08:23Now, baby, she'd have s***ed them other girls just a dora.
01:08:26Why should I sit up for a novia?
01:08:27Why she lookin' like his boss?
01:08:28I ready to quittate la ropa and get her hotter than sofa.
01:08:31She walkin' and shook her.
01:08:32Got them other chicks at los.
01:08:34Yo.
01:08:34Wanna get up on a track like this.
01:08:36Wanna get up on a track and twist and know that you done got it for somebody who ain't lackin'.
01:08:39Yeah.
01:08:40Ain't nobody that's bad as him.
01:08:41Ain't even nobody that's half-a-sin.
01:08:42They really be takin' it serious and know he only be practicin'.
01:08:45He like the Radisson.
01:08:47Girl, I'm the Bellagio.
01:08:48Come and get with the man so you can quit messin' with s***.
01:08:51I'ma make a s***.
01:08:52Baby, you can call me triers and I might just make you steam.
01:08:54Cause your boy, he got that fire.
01:08:56She banged up on me up in the back of the party.
01:08:59Oh, mami, got that.
01:09:00Fuego.
01:09:01Fuego.
01:09:01Cuando ella está bailando, está lloviendo dinero.
01:09:04¿Por qué tiene?
01:09:06Fuego.
01:09:06Fuego.
01:09:06Fuego.
01:09:07Fuego.
01:09:10Fuego.
01:09:11Fuego.
01:09:12Fuego.
01:09:12Fuego.
01:09:17Fuego.
01:09:17Long day TikTok, get it on, get it in.
01:09:20Show you how we do a big run day, super-size.
01:09:23I'ma act a fool again.
01:09:24Kick your feet up.
01:09:25Don't even give up.
01:09:26Go, cut, kid.
01:09:27I gotta kick your feet up.
01:09:28Go, cut, kid.
01:09:29Come on.
01:09:30Kick your feet up.
01:09:31Go, cut, kid.
01:09:32I gotta kick your feet up.
01:09:34Go, cut, kid.
01:09:35Kick them up.
01:09:35One, two, one, two, hotter than a tin roof, cool cat, bust back, kick them up, relax.
01:09:41I'ma do what I do, just like I want to, when I feel the bass boom, step back, make room.
01:09:46Kick your feet up, go, go, get it, gotta kick your feet up, go, go, get it, gotta kick your feet up, go, go, get it, gotta kick your feet up.
01:09:58Let's go, let's go.
01:10:00Let's go, let's go.
01:10:01Let's go, let's go.
01:10:03Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:10:04Go, go.
01:10:05Back at it and we bring the fire, make sure that you pump it through your amplifiers.
01:10:08Your body is my desire, everything that you do really takes me higher.
01:10:12And I know you're feeling it when I'm spilling it, flow is oh so ridiculous.
01:10:16And of course I'm oh so curious, what you got me feeling, girl, is oh so serious.
01:10:20I'm serious about you, baby, when you're moving on the floor, it really drives me crazy.
01:10:23I was hoping maybe you could take me to a place on the floor so we can move some more.
01:10:27Nice one.
01:10:43What time is it?
01:10:49Huh?
01:10:50Oh, I'm almost done, just hold on.
01:10:52Almost there.
01:10:54Finally, I'm done with this video.
01:10:58It's gonna be so awesome, let me tell you.
01:11:00Everyone in my school is gonna be so jealous.
01:11:03Uh, but, but, but what if they think it's fake?
01:11:06That, that won't be good.
01:11:07I mean, they'll think I'm even a bigger loser, so.
01:11:09You know what, I, I'm gonna send it right now.
01:11:13I'm taking the risk, here I go.
01:11:14No, no, everyone will think you're a loser, no.
01:11:17I'm doing it!
01:11:18Why should I even care what they think?
01:11:19Fred, send it, send it, send it!
01:11:21No, Fred, don't send it!
01:11:22Send it, send it, Fred!
01:11:24What should I do, what should I do?
01:11:27I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do!
01:11:29What should I do, what should I do?
01:11:35Oh my God, but I sent it!
01:11:39I'm looking in the mirror and I think I'm liking what I see
01:11:52This part is the after hook!
01:11:59Look on all the TV
01:12:00All the boys and the girls know you're just in town
01:12:08All the boys and the girls know you're just in town
01:12:12All the boys and the girls know you're just in town
01:12:14My outfit clean and my jewelry stainless
01:12:18Step up in a club like who he came with
01:12:20At least two chicas speaking spanglers
01:12:22Jet black hair and they look outrageous
01:12:23Got all of the best, yeah, they dancing crazy
01:12:25Scream, live it up!
01:12:26Yeah, I'll do that later
01:12:27And I ain't gotta say it, you knew that, baby
01:12:29We gon' make a toast cause we celebrate
01:12:31I'm gonna live it up, live it up, live it up, live it up, oh, hey
01:12:37It's just another day
01:12:39On the way to the top of the game
01:12:42You feel the same
01:12:43You just never sleep
01:12:45But I don't live it up, live it up, oh, hey
01:12:49I don't live it up, live it up, oh, hey
01:12:53Word
01:13:07The boys and the girls, they got it going on
01:13:18When your feet kicks in, you're bleeding in your bones
01:13:22And when the face no cracks and they need your drum
01:13:26You want it down and down
01:13:28Now you just can't stop
01:13:30Party, party, party
01:13:32If you're tired, cause you keep yawning
01:13:35But you keep dancing and I'll keep falling
01:13:38You and me together, we can make this last
01:13:41At least for the rest of the night
01:13:43Until we fall asleep, maybe that's the light
01:13:45I'm not there, I'm on the way to the top
01:13:48You're falling asleep, you're bleeding in your bones
01:13:50Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey
01:13:52You're not with me, you're good, no
01:13:55Why, why, why, why, why
01:13:59My outfit's clean and my jewelry's stainless
01:14:01Never been in a club like a woman came with
01:14:03Had used two cheeks, got a snake that's stainless
01:14:05Black hair and they look how racist
01:14:07Thought I let her best, yeah, they're dancing crazy
01:14:09Scream, live it up, yeah, I knew that, lady
01:14:11And I ain't gotta sit, you knew that, baby
01:14:13We gon' make a toast cause we celebrate
01:14:15Make it loose and lazy
01:14:16We got peace better since we're on the way in
01:14:19I knew you got super tired, you're taking
01:14:20Time to be out of the best
01:14:22Yeah, yeah, yeah
01:14:25I wanted to make it to Fred's party
01:14:38I wanted to make it to Fred's party
01:14:52But my girl didn't wanna go
01:14:53I like the party, she don't like the party
01:14:55I like to break it down
01:14:57I will be at the next one
01:15:02Oh, it was an epic fail of me not to go to Fred's
01:15:07I mean, I wasn't invited
01:15:10But I'm sure it's cause I wasn't around
01:15:14When he was inviting people
01:15:15I've been out sick
01:15:19A lot
01:15:21I would totally go out with Fred
01:15:25But Judy's like my best friend
01:15:27And I would never do that to her
01:15:28I was at Fred's house
01:15:31And like
01:15:32And we like hurled together
01:15:36I mean, we crossed hurled
01:15:39I don't care that I wasn't invited to Fred's party
01:15:46You know
01:15:47I don't care at all
01:15:49I don't, I really don't
01:15:51I don't know why everyone's asking me that
01:15:53Cause
01:15:53Like, you know
01:15:55Who, who's there?
01:15:58Best party ever, right?
01:16:02Boys, quit staring
01:16:03My friends, I don't
01:16:06Where do my friends go?
01:16:07Hey, guys
01:16:10Guys
01:16:10Woo
01:16:11Hey, that was some party
01:16:14Hey
01:16:16Mister
01:16:17Aren't you supposed to be in school?
01:16:20Hi, Mom
01:16:21You sure know how to throw a little party
01:16:23It was over yesterday
01:16:25Yeah?
01:16:26Did your girlfriend Judy show up?
01:16:28Mom, no, she didn't
01:16:30She's not my girlfriend anyway
01:16:31Hey, listen
01:16:32So what?
01:16:33She's probably just playing hard to get
01:16:34There'll be others knocking your doorstep down
01:16:37She'd be lucky to have you as a boyfriend
01:16:38Cause you're good looking
01:16:39Cause you're a fiddle horn
01:16:40I am a fiddle horn, Mom
01:16:42Thanks
01:16:42Anyway
01:16:43Keep getting their family's mail
01:16:45Who she thinks she is?
01:16:46I thought you said you were gonna toss all the mail, Mom
01:16:48Yeah, well I'm a big talker
01:16:50What you look?
01:16:52Oh, nice house
01:16:54Yeah, it's Judy's house
01:16:55Is that the house where you hurled?
01:16:57Mm-hmm
01:16:58Hey
01:17:01I know that guy
01:17:02That's Danny Giannetti
01:17:05Ew
01:17:06How do you know him?
01:17:09We had a date once
01:17:10When was that?
01:17:12That was about, I don't know, 15 years ago?
01:17:16I'm 15
01:17:17I'm taking a nap
01:17:20You just got up, Mom
01:17:22Yeah, well, whatever
01:17:23Taking a nap
01:17:24Dad!
01:17:28What are you doing here?
01:17:30Taking a nap!
01:17:41Judy!
01:17:42Hi, Fred
01:17:42You're tall
01:17:45Oh, it's the shoes
01:17:47You weren't at school today
01:17:51I hope you're not sick
01:17:52I'm not sick
01:17:54I'm not sick at all
01:17:55Were you taking a nap, then?
01:17:57No
01:17:58Why are you wearing your pajamas?
01:18:02These aren't pajamas
01:18:04They're loungewear
01:18:05Oh
01:18:07So
01:18:14What do you want?
01:18:18I wanted to see you, Fred
01:18:19Really?
01:18:22I really wanted to apologize
01:18:23I just feel like
01:18:24I've been really mean
01:18:26And
01:18:26I should have invited you to my party
01:18:29I'm really sorry
01:18:30Don't worry
01:18:31I'm totally over it
01:18:33I totally deserve to be buffed
01:18:35Whatever
01:18:35Want me to do it again?
01:18:39No
01:18:39No
01:18:40No
01:18:40No
01:18:40No
01:18:41Apology accepted
01:18:42Thank you
01:18:43So can I come in?
01:18:46Like into my house?
01:18:50I just thought we could hang out
01:18:52And
01:18:53And do what?
01:18:56I don't know
01:18:57Um
01:18:59I thought we could sing together
01:19:05Sing?
01:19:10Me and you, like, together
01:19:12We're singing
01:19:13Just hold on one second, okay?
01:19:17Sure
01:19:18Oh, yeah, dude
01:19:26Rock on
01:19:27Won't you come in?
01:19:34Thank you
01:19:35Thank you
01:20:04Who's ready to party?
01:20:32Who's ready to party?
01:20:33Gettin' it started
01:20:34Gettin' it started
01:20:35Who's ready to party?
01:20:37Are you going to talk today?
01:20:39Everybody hands in the air
01:20:40Who's ready to party?
01:20:41She's gettin' it started
01:20:42Gettin' it started
01:20:44Gettin' it started
01:20:45Who's ready to party?
01:20:46Are you going to talk today?
01:20:48Got it going on right here
01:20:50Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
01:21:03Everybody hands in the air
01:21:16Who's ready to party?
01:21:20Gettin' it started
01:21:22Gettin' it started
01:21:23I'm ready to party?
01:21:25Everybody hands in the air
01:21:27Who's ready to party?
01:21:29I'm ready to party?
01:21:30She's gettin' it started
01:21:31Gettin' it started
01:21:32Gettin' it started
01:21:32When she's face
01:21:33I'm ready to party?
01:21:37Going on right here
01:22:07Going on right here
01:22:09Who's ready to party?
01:22:23Gettin' it started
01:22:25Who's ready to party?
01:22:27I'm gonna run it
01:22:29Everybody hands in the air
01:22:31Who's ready to party?
01:22:33Gettin' it started
01:22:35Who's ready to party?
01:22:37I'm gonna run it
01:22:39Got it going on right here
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