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00:02Oops, I dropped my towel.
00:06It feels like I was right there by watching this video.
00:13I'm Kitten, and I've got a million followers on Instagram just because I've got the perfect news.
00:19Vox, the Cyber Daddy.
00:27I'll always be your muse.
00:30Just for you.
00:50Brooke.
00:51Hi, boss. What's up?
00:54Brooke, I need that Q2 breakdown in an hour.
00:57But boss!
01:01Ow! Fuck!
01:04I was this close.
01:10Kitten, meet me at this restaurant tomorrow.
01:14Can't wait, babe.
01:18I'll finally get to meet my online boyfriend in person!
01:22Hear ya, kitten? I got you blue flowers.
01:24I got you blue flowers.
01:31Hi, Vox.
01:37No freaking way.
01:39My internet thrift shop is my boss!
01:41Oh!
01:47Wait. You're...
01:50Victor!
01:52Hi!
01:55Brie, what are you doing here?
01:57Um, I'm eating!
02:00That's not illegal, right?
02:01And it's Brooke, by the way.
02:03Where's that proposal I asked for yesterday?
02:06Right, uh, I'll get right on that.
02:08I'm heading back to the office right now.
02:19Help!
02:21My boss is such an asshole.
02:23One day I'm gonna kick him in the ass.
02:24Hard.
02:27LOL.
02:28Sounds worse than my useless assistant.
02:30Go for it.
02:33Fine.
02:34Fine.
02:36I'm screwed.
02:37If he ever finds out about me drawing new paintings of him to all my followers,
02:42he'll definitely fire me.
02:43Good news!
02:44You're leading today's pitch.
02:46Wait, what?
02:48Uh...
02:54Is it even possible?
02:56How could a ruthless CEO turn out to be THE cyberdatican trend?
03:01Hey.
03:02Boss is in the mood.
03:04You don't want to get on his bad side.
03:06Go.
03:07Kitten.
03:08Why didn't you reply to my text?
03:10Did I do something wrong?
03:18Why are you spacing out?
03:26Start the presentation.
03:28Yes.
03:29Right away.
03:31Why?
03:32Is it because I didn't send the new pics yet?
03:34Is it because I didn't send the new pics yet?
03:40Is it because I didn't send the new pics yet?
03:41Wow.
03:47Why are you staring at your phone?
03:54Why don't you share it with the whole room?
03:58No!
04:07I dropped it in the toilet earlier.
04:09I haven't sanitized it yet.
04:11Wouldn't want you touching it, boss.
04:12It's gross.
04:13It turns out.
04:18No!
04:19No!
04:20I can't wait until I get out of my room.
04:29I'm so sorry.
04:30I'm using real kids out there.
04:33All right.
04:35How are you doing?
04:36What is this?
04:37Obviously, you're getting a good tattoo.
04:38Little kid and I'm having a good tattoo.
04:49this is your presentation
04:53no way i know that guy that's box underscore 77 yeah internet sex symbol
05:00millions if he's in front of me right now i'd kiss every single inch of his body and get down
05:09his knees hell yeah
05:18hey out now
05:44kitten i wish you to you kitten i'm her biggest fan her fox fanart is godlike those two are the
05:53hardest couple in life get back to work
06:03get me her address i need to find her asap
06:10there's no way victor can find out about me being kitten
06:14how do i hide it from him though
06:27sorry vox maybe it's better we don't meet up not yet
06:32he was there
06:48oh
06:50okay what do you want you here for kitten what signature hog kisses cost extra money
06:59um actually i'm her what her boyfriend yeah okay we got a lot of weird fanboys like you
07:05coming through here
07:16hey field it's my dealer go to hell
07:27here just so you know i screen everything no weirdos get past this door right tomorrow
07:34um okay i'm sorry um i'll leave could you please just give these to her for me
07:44um
07:58these are the cookies from my comic yeah they're from some guy i don't know he said he made
08:03them himself and that's what i'm into
08:26hey vox hey kitten i'm i'm sorry if you're not ready i can wait um however long i can wait
08:37i want to see you
08:40i want to see you now
08:41i want to see you now
08:44wait what
08:50screw it no more games i'm doing something crazy tonight
09:00i'm not kidding i'm on my way home
09:04why not stay in the car
09:08you're getting older
09:11what if i told you you're about to inspire the steamiest panel i've ever drawn
09:19i will do whatever you want me to do
09:24i will do whatever you want me to do
09:28then turn on your camera
09:30you're gonna do
09:35who's missing
09:37i can't break for god's sakes
09:41while i'm driving in the wrong way
09:43i can't break for god's sakes
09:43while i'm driving in the wrong way
09:45trouble is my middle name
09:48but in the end a lot to wait
09:52can someone tax me if it's wrong to use someone
09:54Now that's a canvas with drawing.
10:00Close your eyes.
10:03Picture this.
10:05I crawl over you.
10:07Press against you.
10:16It's skin to skin.
10:23Come sit on my lap.
10:31Are you giving me orders now?
10:33I live to please.
10:50I've been having dreams.
10:53Mox.
10:56Good girl.
10:57No.
11:22You had your fun.
11:23Now it's my turn.
11:28I want every part of you.
11:32Trembling.
11:34When you remember this.
11:38I'm sorry.
11:59Kim?
12:05Kim?
12:11Do you see me?
12:22The CEO's got an interview tomorrow morning.
12:25I need that briefing draft like yesterday.
12:28Right.
12:29On it.
12:37Are you okay?
12:40Yeah.
12:41Just swamped again.
12:44Uh.
12:45Overtime?
12:46Your boss sucks.
12:47Your boss sucks.
12:49Congrats.
12:50You just rusted yourself.
12:56Sweet dreams.
12:57Bye.
12:59Goodnight.
13:01Bye.
13:11I wish I could see her.
13:14Even in just a dream.
13:31I really did that.
13:33With Victor.
13:34Over the phone.
13:3510 out of 10 would risk my career again.
13:39The CEO bailed on the interview.
13:41How the hell am I gonna explain this to the magazine?
13:44What if I get him to show up?
13:46You?
13:47Bullshit.
13:48I bet he'll be there before time.
13:50If you pull that off,
13:51I'll be your assistant for the week.
13:54Deal.
13:56Kitten hasn't replied.
13:58Did I push her too far?
14:07No more.
14:10Brooke?
14:22Do you even know who I really am?
14:31I'm back here.
14:35Brittany?
14:36Brittany?
14:39Right?
14:42It's Brooke.
14:44Actually.
14:45Anyway.
14:48I...
14:51If you find out someone you trust has been
14:53actually lying to you the whole time,
14:56what would you do?
15:03No.
15:03Did you need anything else from me?
15:04No.
15:06Okay.
15:07Understood, boss.
15:11Shit.
15:18Got the new trend star.
15:20Mad respect for anyone who lands that cover.
15:26What if I made the cover?
15:28What's in it for me?
15:31Dinner.
15:33Anywhere.
15:33My tree.
15:39No reply?
15:41Guess dinner's not enough.
15:44Ahem.
15:45Fifty seconds.
15:48Fifty-five.
15:51Almost ten.
15:52I told you he wouldn't show up.
15:59I told you he wouldn't show up.
16:20Sir, thank you for agreeing to this interview.
16:22Your magazine will be the first and only one that I collaborate with.
16:27How did you say to him earlier?
16:29It's a secret.
16:30Now go get me a coffee, assistant.
16:41I have never seen him smile like that before.
16:44Hmm.
16:46Ice prints by day.
16:47Shirtless thirst trap by night.
16:49My time.
16:51My time.
16:51But um...
16:56Interview's almost done.
16:57Where should we meet later?
17:02Here.
17:03See you then.
17:14So, let me get this straight.
17:16You're saying that the cookie guy.
17:19The one who booked this whole place just for you.
17:23Boss.
17:24He's your evil boss?
17:26Damn.
17:26But I just...
17:28What are you gonna do when he figures it all out?
17:30Like, aren't you worried?
17:31Of course I'm scared.
17:33That's why I need backup.
17:38Pop quiz.
17:39What are you gonna do if he shows up shirtless again?
17:42Like, what's your mood?
17:47I jumped him right there.
17:51You're crazy.
17:52Have you seen him?
17:54I don't know.
17:55Just stall him.
17:56Tell him he's feeling sick or something.
17:59I need to go.
17:59He's coming right now.
18:04I need to go.
18:05He's coming right now.
18:06I need to go.
18:07Tell him!
18:07Come on!
18:16Funny.
18:17You have one of Kitten's unreleased comics and yet here you are.
18:20Coincidence?
18:22So what?
18:26So what?
18:27Are you one of Kitten's crazy superfans or something?
18:30What?
18:31No.
18:31I just stepped out for some fresh air.
18:33No problem.
18:35Good.
18:37Blow these up.
18:40That's not in my job description.
18:43Then quit.
18:45I'll approve it right now.
18:46Hey.
18:48Boss.
18:48Boss.
19:03Kitten.
19:04Hope you like the surprise I planned.
19:07Ugh.
19:08Seriously?
19:09I'm literally setting up my own surprise.
19:15Babe, forgot to say.
19:16I hate balloons.
19:19Stop blowing.
19:20Stop.
19:21Okay.
19:22Um.
19:23Pop every single last one.
19:25Three minutes.
19:26And then toss them all.
19:27Are you serious?
19:32Stupid Victor.
19:40Stupid Victor.
19:44Damn girl.
19:46That ass is puffy.
19:53Let her go!
20:04Let her go!
20:14Now get lost, before I make it worse.
20:17Come on, hurry up!
20:20That wound is deep.
20:22We need to get you to a hospital.
20:23No, no, I have somewhere I have to go to.
20:26What's going on?
20:27Are you guys okay?
20:28Did she come yet?
20:32No.
20:33She thought you weren't coming.
20:36I screwed up.
20:38I kept her waiting, again.
20:49Victor, you're seriously wasting it.
20:58Kitten, weren't you answering?
21:08Who wouldn't ignore a drunk mess like you?
21:19Kitten.
21:22Why did you lie to me?
21:27Why did you lie to me?
21:29Did he figure it out?
21:34I just...
21:35I just miss you so much.
21:37It's like I'm seeing things.
21:40I just want you so bad.
21:48Why hurt?
21:48But in the end I'm not too bad.
21:52Can someone tell me if it's wrong to be so mad?
21:57I don't know.
22:01Why hurt?
22:02Why are you so in love with Kitten?
22:05Because you saved my life.
22:18Hey! Stay with me! Get up!
22:27Victor. Victor, you're awake. How do you feel?
22:39That girl that saved me. Where'd she go?
22:43Nobody was there when I arrived, but I found this.
22:59You're my guardian angel.
23:06But what if she's been hiding something? What if she's not who you think she is?
23:11Well then, I'll just have to trust what I see with my own eye.
23:26It's late.
23:32It's late.
23:34Get some rest.
23:36And maybe your dream will come true.
23:44I can't keep lying to him. We should just go back to being strictly professional.
23:49So what's the plan?
23:54Before he falls any deeper, I'm going to meet him.
23:58As a kitten.
24:00Yeah, but...
24:01What if he recognizes you?
24:04What then?
24:08I'm a comic artist.
24:10Disguises are half my job.
24:29Kitten.
24:30Thanks for agreeing to meet.
24:31I'm here.
25:00I'm here.
25:02No, I have a girlfriend.
25:05Come on. You've been here all alone for one hour. Don't lie.
25:13He said no, sweetheart.
25:19Thanks for the drink. We appreciate it.
25:24Kitten?
25:26Hi, Vox.
25:30I can't believe it's you. I'm just...
25:33Actually, I came here to break up with you.
25:39What?
25:40I'd stand up for any hot stranger.
25:43And you're not special.
25:47If I did something wrong, I'm sure I could fix it.
25:51You didn't. I just got bored. That's all.
25:56That face.
25:58God.
25:59Run.
26:00Run before you fall harder.
26:05Get back.
26:06I'm not letting you go that easily.
26:12Wait.
26:14You're...
26:21Wait.
26:24You're...
26:30You're...
26:32So... beautiful.
26:36Wait, what?
26:38More than...
26:40I ever imagined.
26:43I'm sorry.
26:45You can get your flight.
26:48Thanks.
26:49But I need to go...
26:52Use the bathroom.
26:53You can... there's just...
27:03Thank God he didn't recognize me.
27:07Vox.
27:12Didn't you say...
27:13That you love my body?
27:16That I was your muse.
27:19I...
27:21What the fuck?
27:31Yeah, it's just in that hall.
27:33Uh...
27:33Say it.
27:36Say it.
27:36Say it'll give me a chance.
27:37Fine, okay.
27:39I promise.
27:40Just...
27:40Just let me go.
27:50Bops!
27:51What a surprise!
28:06No way.
28:08I lost my badge!
28:17Thirty minutes, like...
28:18No chance I'll run into...
28:22Boss?
28:23Coming in or not?
28:38You're Kitten Stalker, aren't you?
28:41What?
28:42No.
28:43I'm just...
28:44A fan.
28:46Official club member.
28:47I have the keychain and everything.
28:48You know stalking is a crime, right?
28:50And our company has a zero-tolerance policy?
28:53I'm not a stalker.
28:55I'm a loyal employee.
28:57Speaking of which...
28:59You have a delivery.
29:00So, I'll get right on that.
29:13Kitten, why do you have this employee badge?
29:18Oh.
29:18I found it at the restaurant.
29:20Weird, huh?
29:24Right.
29:25That's why he thinks I'm a stalker.
29:35Watch it, try-hard!
29:37You sucking up to the CEO now?
29:41Since when does talking count is sucking up?
29:43It's not even my type.
29:45All stiff suits and fake jewelry.
29:46Who knows what's underneath?
29:50Hmm.
29:51I'm a party for our society.
29:51We want you to join us.
29:51We are learning you.
29:52We hope you have a friend, baby.
29:53We love you.
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