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00:00Maya and Miguel
00:04Wake up!
00:06Coming!
00:08Ta-da!
00:10Oh, Maya, I love your skirt!
00:12Oh, yeah! It's gorgeous!
00:16Thanks! Abuelita made it for me.
00:19Your grandmother is the coolest ever!
00:21It's like she can do anything!
00:24She makes the best food, she makes the best clothes,
00:27and she even has her own website with the best graphics!
00:31Tu abuela es la mejor del mundo!
00:34Gracias, amigas.
00:36Yes, my grandmother is the best in the world.
00:38Wait until you see the dresses she's making for the school fundraiser this weekend.
00:42They're incredible!
00:48What's that?
00:50Jacket race, Jacket!
00:52My grandmother made it for me.
00:54It's the Eiffel Tower, and that's in France.
00:58And my grandmother actually lived in France for a while.
01:01Really?
01:03Oh, sure!
01:04My grandmother has traveled the world.
01:07Wow!
01:09And she speaks lots of languages.
01:12Oh!
01:15But her favorite place on the entire planet is fun.
01:19Because she loves the food, she loves the people, she loves the art.
01:23Because, you know, France is so sophisticated.
01:27Oh!
01:28Um, hi!
01:29My grandmother sounds great!
01:33Pardon me.
01:34Um, my grandmother made...
01:35I wish my grandmother had traveled the world.
01:38My grandmother made me this...
01:40Wait until you hear your singing dance as a fundraiser this weekend.
01:46You guys, my grandmother made me cute!
01:49This girl!
01:54She did?
01:55It's cute.
02:11I don't think I've ever seen such a beautiful Jacket.
02:15Did you see the way it's sparkled in the sun?
02:18Mrs. Langley says Lola's grandmother is so talented, she's like an artist.
02:24She's so talented!
02:26Did you know she speaks Japanese?
02:29And she's been to Africa.
02:31I heard she plays softball, too!
02:33Big deal!
02:34So she plays softball.
02:36So she's a softball-playing grandma.
02:38I mean, how hard is it to whack a ball with a stick anyway?
02:46Have you met Lola's grandmother?
02:48She has the most beautiful voice.
02:51She's like an opera singer.
02:54No, Lola's grandmother's book isn't out yet.
02:58But there's a waiting list to read it once it comes in.
03:00I'm sure it will be a bestseller.
03:03Whatever!
03:05Shhh!
03:11Lola's grandmother is a skydiver!
03:13She's parachuting into the park!
03:15Ugh!
03:15Is there anything Lola's grandmother can't do?
03:18¿Qué te paso, Maya?
03:20Something's been bugging you all day.
03:22No, no, I was just curious.
03:24I mean, she seems like such a talented woman.
03:30¿Cómo estás, hija?
03:32Bien, abuelita.
03:33Maya, would you like to help me make the tortillas?
03:36Okay.
03:38Abuelita?
03:39Si, Maya?
03:40Do you only know how to make Mexican food?
03:43No, but it's the kind of food I know best.
03:46Do you know how to cook, um, French food?
03:49No.
03:50Have you ever been to France?
03:52No, nunca he ido a Francia.
03:54But if there's a French dish you'd like me to try,
03:57I can always find the recipe on the Internet.
03:59No, it's okay.
04:01Why are you so interested in French food all of a sudden?
04:04I don't know.
04:05It's not important.
04:13That was an awesome move, Lola.
04:16Thanks.
04:17I learned it from my grandmother.
04:19She was the best women's volleyball player in her hometown in Puerto Rico.
04:25Really?
04:25That was so awesome.
04:30There she is now!
04:32Hello, Abuelita!
04:35Hello, Lola!
04:36Hello, everyone!
04:37Mr. Dromboski invited me here to demonstrate a few volleyball skills.
04:41Let's start with this, sir.
04:46Whoa!
04:48Well, Mrs. Lola's grandmother, ma'am, you're the coolest ever!
04:53Yeah, it's like you can do anything!
04:56May I go to the bathroom?
04:58I'm feeling a little sick to my stomach.
05:02Gotta run, guys.
05:03I told Mrs. Langley I'd help paint the back wall for the fundraiser.
05:06Bye, McGill!
05:08Hi! Can I join you?
05:13Sure!
05:14I saw the best movie last night.
05:17I just love old movies, don't you?
05:19I especially love those old romances.
05:22But my favorite, favorite, favorite is the one my grandmother was in.
05:27Is Cold War's grandmother acting in a movie?
05:30Yes!
05:31And she acted in the theater, too.
05:33She called it...
05:35The Theater.
05:38The Theater!
05:41Is there anything your grandmother can't do, Lola?
05:44Mmm, I don't think so.
05:46Did I mention that before my grandmother was an actress,
05:49she won the biggest beauty pageant in all of Puerto Rico?
05:55Well, I bet you didn't know that my grandmother, you know, my Abuela Elena,
06:00she used to be a movie star!
06:02Una estrella de cine?
06:04Yes!
06:05Uh, uh, uh, a big movie star!
06:08Una actriz famoslisima!
06:10A money star?
06:12Wow!
06:14Really?
06:15Abuela Elena, she's so awesome!
06:22Abuela, tell me about your acting career.
06:25¿Cuál carrera de actriz?
06:27I never had an acting career.
06:29Remember you told me about how you were in that school play when you were a girl?
06:33And when you took your curtain call, the audience gave you a standing ovation?
06:37And you blew kisses out to the audience and they gave you beautiful roses?
06:41And everybody wanted your autograph?
06:45Ah, sÃ! Su autógrafo!
06:47And then that Hollywood agent offered to make you a movie star?
06:51Ooh, estrella de cine!
06:53And then...
06:53Maya!
06:54Ay, Maya! Que imaginación!
06:58Well, what do you mean?
06:59It didn't happen that way at all!
07:02It didn't?
07:05No, Maya!
07:07I wasn't a star!
07:09And no one wanted my autograph!
07:11And there certainly weren't any agents!
07:15I only had one line!
07:18Oh!
07:19I had such a bad case of stage fright, I forgot what it was!
07:32I wouldn't exactly call that an acting career!
07:36But I did end up with a flower!
07:40A flower...
07:41One...
07:42Oh!
07:47Oh!
07:48Oh!
07:50Hi!
07:51Hey, Maya!
07:53Hey!
07:54There you are, Maya!
07:55What are you doing here?
07:56We came to Azabuela for her autograph.
07:59Su autógrafo?
08:00I bet it's really valuable.
08:03What?
08:04She's the only real-life movie star we know!
08:08Uh, wait!
08:10Abuela's, I'm busy right now!
08:11Maya, ¿quién es?
08:14Nadia, abuelita!
08:16It's Azabu...
08:17Shh!
08:17She's resting!
08:19But she jumped down so quick!
08:21Maya got it out!
08:23Maya, ¿qué pasa?
08:25Nada, abuelita!
08:28Maya, what are you doing?
08:29She's talking in her sleep.
08:34The truth is...
08:36I should have never told you that Abuela Elena was a movie star.
08:39Why not?
08:41Um, because, um, because why?
08:44Because, um, she...
08:46Put that part of her life behind her a long time ago and she'd really rather not talk about it.
08:51Why not?
08:53Well, um, I don't know why.
08:55She'd just rather not.
08:57And if she finds out, I told you, she'll be really upset.
09:02Oh...
09:02We understand.
09:04Gracias, amigos.
09:06Bye-bye.
09:06Maya!
09:08Oh, look! She's up!
09:09Ninjas!
09:11¿Qué hacen?
09:12Why don't you come in?
09:13Hola, Abuela Elena!
09:20Hola, Abuela Elena!
09:32I can do just about anything.
09:35Look at me dance.
09:37Look at me sing.
09:39Race a car or fly an aeroplane.
09:42Who wants to be just a plain Jane?
09:46I can do just about anything.
09:50Did you see her parents shooting?
09:54Later I'll do my magic show.
09:58Look at her dance.
10:00I guess I do almost everything.
10:03See how I dance?
10:05See how I sing?
10:07Isn't my grandma fabulosa?
10:10Yes!
10:17Cha-cha-cha!
10:18Maya?
10:20Maya?
10:21Maya?
10:23Huh?
10:24Si, Abuelita?
10:25Necesitamos harina.
10:27It's the last thing on our list.
10:30No!
10:31Uh, the flower's over this way.
10:36Ayy!
10:37Oh, ayy-ayy-ayy!
10:37Ayy-ayy-ayy!
10:40Ayy-ayy-ayy!
10:41Just a try!
10:42Now let's go!
10:50Galen and milk three ninety-nine,
10:52will grab two twenty-nine,
10:53she's got twelve.
10:56Ugh!
10:57Shhh!
10:58Shhh!
11:00Shhh!
11:00Shhh!
11:00Ah!
11:02Flower.
11:07Three dollars and many talents.
11:16Is that Lola's grandmother?
11:18Uh, uh, maybe.
11:19I've been wanting to meet her.
11:21I hear she's a woman of many talents.
11:24Si, si, si. Es muy talentosa.
11:25I'll go and tell her.
11:27You need to stay here and watch the food.
11:29Hola!
11:30Hi, Maya.
11:32Hola!
11:33I am so excited about meeting your grandmother.
11:36I can't wait to share showbiz stories with her.
11:38Oh, well, she wants to meet you too,
11:40but we're in such a rush right now.
11:41Won't have any time to chat or anything,
11:43so I'll just let her know that you're dying to meet her.
11:44Same here.
11:45But I...
11:47Lola's grandmother said she'd love to meet you and chat,
11:50but she's in kind of a hurry, so...
11:52Maya!
11:57Senora Elena, I'm so surprised that you never told us.
12:01Oh, uh, you mean the surprise of the school fair?
12:05What surprise?
12:06Well, if we tell you, then it won't be a surprise now, will it?
12:11Que?
12:12See, he must have heard about the dresses.
12:15Ah, esa sorpresa.
12:17¿Cuál sorpresa?
12:19You'll just have to wait and see.
12:21We gotta go. Bye!
12:23But...
12:23That was not what I was talking about!
12:26There she is!
12:28Uh-oh.
12:29Uh, Abuelita, vámonos para acá.
12:31I know a shortcut.
12:32A shortcut?
12:33We're a block from home.
12:35Oh!
12:39There she is!
12:40There she is!
12:41There she is!
12:43No, no, this is the wrong way.
12:44Uh...
12:44The shortcut...
12:49Oh!
12:51Oh, Maya, what's going on?
12:54Mmm...
12:55What do you mean?
12:56Ay, mija, I mean that shortcut seemed like a long cut.
13:01La estrella de cine!
13:02La estrella de cine!
13:05Paco, Paco, Paco.
13:07Abuelita told you she wasn't a famous movie star.
13:10Now just drop the whole thing, okay?
13:12Crazy bird.
13:13Ah, pretty bird.
13:16Hey, Miguel.
13:18I didn't know that Abuela Elena used to be a movie star.
13:21What?
13:22What are you talking about?
13:23Yeah, Maya said that Abuela Elena used to be a famous film star.
13:28She did?
13:30Oh, yeah.
13:31It's all anyone's talking about.
13:33I heard that Maya said she used to live in a big mansion in Hollywood,
13:36and she won all the Best Actress Awards.
13:38Yeah, and Maya said she did theater, too.
13:41All the best musicals on Broadway.
13:43But now she doesn't like to talk about it,
13:45because she's so modest and she gets very embarrassed if you even mention it.
13:51Oh, no.
13:54Maya!
13:55Coming!
13:57Ay, Maya!
13:59¿Qué andas haciendo?
14:00What do you mean?
14:01Maya, you told everyone that Abuela was a movie star.
14:06That!
14:07Si, eso!
14:08I know.
14:10I shouldn't have said it.
14:11But Lola kept bragging about her grandmother, and I had to say something.
14:16You have to tell them the truth, Maya.
14:20But they'll think Abuelita is boring.
14:22She's not boring, Maya.
14:24She's the best grandmother in the whole wide world.
14:26I know, Miguel, but they'll think she's boring.
14:29If they do, that's their problem.
14:31You can't make things up like that.
14:33Uh, okay.
14:35I'll tell them.
14:36Tomorrow.
14:39Hey, guys.
14:41Hey, Maya.
14:42Can you tell us about the time your Abuela filmed the movie going down the Nile River in a rusted
14:49-out carnival?
14:49Or the time she starred in the all-musical swimming movie where she did the triple flip off the high
14:55dive?
14:56Oh, yeah.
14:57Actually, you see my Abuela Elena.
14:59We know.
15:00We know.
15:01She doesn't like to brag.
15:03Isn't it neat that Maya's grandmother used to be a big movie star?
15:08And isn't it even neater that she doesn't brag about it?
15:12Yeah, she is great.
15:14But I need to tell you something.
15:16See, um, um, you need to remember she's not interested in going down memory lane, you know?
15:23She likes to, um, live in the present.
15:25So promise you won't bring it up to her, okay?
15:27We won't.
15:28We promise.
15:30So, did you tell them the truth?
15:32I, um, tried.
15:34I really did.
15:35Maya, tomorrow's the fundraiser.
15:37Abuelita's raffling off her dresses.
15:39And Lola's grandmother's gonna be singing.
15:41Sooner or later, they're gonna meet.
15:44We'll set up a diversion.
15:46Make sure they'll never meet.
15:48Hmm.
15:48You can help me, Miguel.
15:50Maya.
15:57They're so beautiful, Abuelita.
15:59Gracias, mijo.
16:01Hello, everyone.
16:04Ladies and gentlemen, please give it up for a woman of many talents, singer, dancer, beauty queen, daredevil, my grandmother.
16:17Thank you so much.
16:19Thank you so much.
16:20Heavenly Father!
16:20I feel Whoa!
16:44...going in so many talents.
16:44It's gonna be выше for a woman of many talents.
16:44Stay with me,快 excludes our pięć juntos knee partner.
16:44Whether it's my mother.
16:45It's their nice partner.
16:45Yeah?
16:53Oh!
17:01Que bonito. Lola's grandmother is very talented, no?
17:05Abuela Elena, can you write your name right here in this little book?
17:09What for, Maggie?
17:10I'm doing a school project on handwriting.
17:13Oh, how interesting. Of course, Maggie.
17:21Here you go.
17:23Wow, I can't believe it!
17:25I got the autograph of the famous movie star!
17:28Autograph? Movie star?
17:31Uh-oh, Maya's in trouble!
17:34Maya's in trouble!
17:43Oh, Abuela Elena, I know you don't like talking about your past, but...
17:47Maggie, I love telling stories about my past.
17:51But I was never a movie star.
17:54Now, where in the world would that idea have come from?
17:58Hey, listen, I think they ran out of eggs over at the egg toss.
18:01Maya, are you telling everyone I was a famous movie star?
18:05You weren't a movie star?
18:12Oh, Abuelita.
18:13Lola kept bragging about her grandmother and about her travels around the world
18:17and how she was a beauty queen and how she wanted all her volleyball games.
18:21I just wanted people to know how terrific you are.
18:24And so I, well, I, um, I made up a little story that you were, you know, in the movies.
18:31Hi, Maya.
18:33That's not right.
18:35I know I shouldn't have said it, but you are so much more talented
18:38and I don't even care if you've never been to Paris.
18:41I think you are the most wonderful grandmother anybody could ever have.
18:46It's okay, mijita. I understand why you did it.
18:49But Lola's grandmother's talents don't take away from mine.
18:54I'm sorry.
18:56Maya, it's not me you should apologize to.
19:00Maggie, Chrissy, I'm sorry I lied.
19:03I didn't want you guys to think my grandmother was boring.
19:06Maya, how could we ever think Abuela Elena is boring?
19:11Yeah, everyone knows your grandma's really cool.
19:14I'm keeping this autograph anyway.
19:17You're not mad?
19:18No way.
19:19But you don't have to make stuff up to impress us, Maya.
19:23Maya?
19:26I...
19:28There's one more person who deserves an explanation, Maya.
19:35Please, no. I can't, Abuelita.
19:41Lola, I really should tell you something.
19:44Isn't my grandmother great?
19:46You know, she used to be a beauty queen.
19:49Gosh.
19:50My grandmother was never a movie star.
19:53I made that up to impress you.
19:55I was jealous.
19:57I'm sorry I lied to you, Lola.
19:59That's okay.
20:00Since you apologize, I guess it's no big deal.
20:04Well, my grandmother really was a movie star.
20:08Who made this gorgeous dress?
20:10I've never seen anything like it.
20:12Buy a ticket, you might win.
20:16Here you go.
20:26She's fantastic.
20:27Enough already.
20:30As you may know, I am not the only showbiz personality in the neighborhood.
20:34I would like to invite Senora Elena on stage to join me in a dance.
20:40You don't have to do it, Abuelita.
20:42You'll get stage fright, remember?
20:45Ay, Maya.
20:46That was a long time.
21:05It looks like dayеты.
21:15Ah, you'll be getting starved.
21:16Ah, you're a creep.
21:16It goes to him as a young b Steph..
21:17But my abueless is the best.
21:20Look at my abuelita!
21:21Go!
21:24So that's the story of how Abuelita never became her famous movie star.
21:28She did climb into an awful volcano once in Mexico, but that's another story.