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00:13What has firepower?
00:15Where did you get this gun?
00:17Oscar-winning music.
00:18God damn! This is so good, boy!
00:21George Strait regulating.
00:22What are you doing?
00:24Toby Keith kissing.
00:25And Mrs. Keith Urban and the former Mrs. Kenny Chesney.
00:29He left you?
00:30Uh-huh. That's all right.
00:32It's May Movie Month on CMT.
00:34A month-long celebration of awesome butt-kicking action, comedies, and a little romance.
00:39Don't turn it off!
00:40May Movie Month. All this month on CMT.
00:45Introducing Toscani Pasta Pears from Pizza Hut.
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00:55Toscani Pasta Pears from Pizza Hut.
00:57Now you're eating.
01:06That's crazy.
01:08Weber Grills.
01:09Nespresso Brown.
01:12Incredible.
01:13Yeah.
01:14Choice deck.
01:14No staining, no sealing.
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01:21That's amazing.
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01:28Let's build something together.
01:29We the people hereby secede from land.
01:33And declare ourselves the nation of why not.
01:36From this moment on, we will be a nation adrift.
01:40And set sail free to ask why not.
01:43Why not ice skate on the equator?
01:46Climb mountains at sea.
01:48Or why not do nothing at all?
01:51Become a citizen of our nation.
01:54Royal Caribbean.
01:56The nation of why not.
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02:21Hello, I'm Dr. Wilson.
02:23She's in serious condition.
02:25Right now it's touch and go.
02:27Looks like she was on the floor for a very long time.
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02:45When you have a heart attack like I did and there's no one there, Life Alert was there for me.
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03:24And the bubble goes too.
03:26And the bubble goes too.
03:27And the bubble goes too.
03:29Oh my God, I cannot believe this is happening right now.
03:32Thank you, CMT.
03:34Thank you to the fans.
03:35How exciting.
03:36We love that you vote for this.
03:39Thank you so much to the fans, first of all.
03:42We've got the best in the world.
03:44The 2009 CMT Music Awards.
03:46The party starts Tuesday, June 16th at 8, 7 central.
03:49Live and loud on CMT.
03:52Do you have what it takes to be a citizen of our nation?
03:56And will you solemnly swear to start every day by asking,
04:01Why not?
04:12Declare your independence.
04:14Become a citizen of our nation.
04:17Royal Caribbean.
04:18The nation of why not?
04:22You feel like you were meant for something better.
04:25Something special.
04:26You can be an officer in four years.
04:2833.
04:29It's an attack.
04:31Earth's next.
04:32We've got no captain.
04:33Hell we do.
04:34Do it! Do it!
04:35Star Trek.
04:36Rated PG-13.
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05:07My mom mentioned the Harmony,
05:09and I just didn't take myself as a guy who really needed the Internet.
05:13And then I kind of changed my ideas where it wasn't necessary to get a date,
05:16it was to meet the right person.
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05:23While she was aging, I was getting younger.
05:26All alone.
05:27Now.
05:29I was thinking how nothing would last.
05:31Some things last.
05:32Own the Academy Award winning The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
05:36on DVD and Blu-ray today.
05:50Show me what I'm looking for.
05:55Show me what I'm looking for.
06:00Show me what I'm looking for.
06:08Introducing Toscani Pasta Pears from Pizza Hut.
06:11Pick any two of our four restaurant-quality pasta recipes like lasagna or chicken alfredo.
06:16Starting at just $13.99 with breadsticks.
06:19Toscani Pasta Pears from Pizza Hut.
06:21Now you're eating.
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07:02Hello, Mother.
07:03I love you to pieces.
07:05Happy Mother's Day.
07:06I miss you like crazy.
07:07I promise you I will fly down to Florida.
07:10I will see you.
07:11I will take you to Disney World.
07:12We'll go see Mickey Mouse.
07:13It'll be great.
07:14We'll eat ice cream.
07:15See that?
07:16I love you.
07:17Have a mother of a day.
07:19Have a mother of a day.
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07:50Oh, no.
07:51We're surrounded.
07:52Chicken carbonara, pasta primavera, chicken alfredo.
07:55We don't stand a chance.
07:56Just relax.
07:57They won't last long.
07:58New Domino's Bread Bowl Pasta.
07:59Five tasty varieties all served in a hot, delicious bread bowl.
08:02Love the pasta.
08:03Devour the bowl.
08:04New Domino's.
08:06Does your dishwasher suffer from post-party sickness syndrome?
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08:35Okay, I get it.
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08:44Hmm.
08:45Then these would be like 80 million people on Verizon Wireless we can also call?
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08:52Huh.
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09:02Mother's Day deals are here.
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10:14Real variety, real value, real deal.
10:172 for 20 is back.
10:18Only at Applebee's.
10:19It's a whole new neighborhood.
10:28It's live and loud at the 2009 CMT Music Awards.
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10:52The 2009 CMT Music Awards.
10:54The party starts Tuesday, June 16th at 8, 7 central on CMT.
11:15Hey everyone, this is Keith Urban.
11:17Listen to my new album, Defying Gravity, and an exclusive bonus track now at Rhapsody.com slash Keith Urban.
11:25Rhapsody, music without limits.
11:28Say a big hello to the Pan-Normous from Pizza Hut.
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11:35We are never going to finish this.
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11:41Pizza Hut, now you're eating.
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11:58That's treason.
12:00I'm shaking and I'm moving.
12:01Now I'm talking because of you.
12:03I feel sl broaden.
12:05But you feel united.
12:11Oh, I feel sloppy.
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12:23Great food, great deals.
12:25I can get a chicken wrap and a sundae together.
12:28It's the meal I want at the price I want.
12:31The choice is mine.
12:32I'm master of my own domain.
12:34All-powerful.
12:38Whoa, was that lightning?
12:40DQ Sweet Deals.
12:41What's your deal?
12:44Why are you in my yard?
12:45Why are you in your yard?
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12:50You could go to a jazz festival, stock car racing, ride a donkey in a canyon.
12:55You just gotta go.
12:56I got free Wi-Fi.
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14:06It's illegal or prohibited.
14:08Just don't get caught.
14:09For these troubled teens, a new journey is about to begin.
14:13While you guys are here, you're gonna be our children.
14:15We have zero tolerance in this house.
14:17And for the first time, they're gonna live by the rules.
14:20Ivan, sit there.
14:21You're not going anywhere.
14:22That was the worst punishment I've ever had in my life, and I'm not doing it again.
14:25World Strictest Parents, the CMT series about real family values.
14:30Things are gonna be different when I get home.
14:31World Strictest Parents, all new episode tonight at 9, 8 central.
14:37Don't fight limp, lifeless hair.
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14:54Love burgers, but hate the grease?
14:56Then you'll love Arby's new Bacon Cheddar Roast Burger.
14:59Made with oven-roasted, freshly sliced roast beef and topped with cheddar cheese and thick-cut pepper bacon on a
15:05toasted roll.
15:06Arby's new Bacon Cheddar Roast Burger.
15:08It's the burger done better.
15:10Big on taste, not on grease.
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16:00Don't, don't you want me?
16:02You know I don't believe you when you say that you don't need me.
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16:19Don't you want me, babe?
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17:06Say a big hello to the Pan Norvus from Pizza Hut.
17:10Just $10.99 gets you our biggest pan pizza ever.
17:13We are never going to finish this.
17:16That's right, just $10.99 for a one-topping pan-normous.
17:19Pizza Hut, now you're eating.
17:33100 calorie light beer with lime.
17:36Miller Chill.