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00:00Welcome, warriors and readers. Hi there, I'm Galacta. And just to get it out of the way,
00:22people always ask me, are you related to Galactus? Well, do I look like I'm related to Galactus?
00:28No, of course not. Don't act like your father never missed a ballet recital or snooped on your internet history or wiped an entire race from existence.
00:38Anyway, here's what's going on. Multiple universes merge into a time stream entanglement, creating new worlds and throwing together heroes and villains from across the multiverse.
00:48This time rift has created, like, huge problems. Here in Tokyo 2099, the web of life and destiny was damaged by the rift, leaving the Master Weaver and his apprentice, Spider Zero, fighting over how to fix it.
01:02Master Weaver, we must plug the web of life and destiny into cyberspace!
01:09Disagree?! You'll just have to try and stop me! I know this is the fastest way to repair the time stream!
01:16The fastest and most dangerous Spider Zero. We must wait until we have enough chronovium. That will strengthen the web and allow it to repair itself.
01:29Oh my, I've got a purple helmet headache just listening to that!
01:35All you need to know is that Spider Zero's team, led by Penny Parker, is trying to plug the web of life and destiny into cyberspace.
01:43And Master Weaver's team, led by Spider-Man, is desperate to stop them. I'll be watching this unfold along with you so we can both pick up on the rest along the way.
01:52Come on, Venom! Infinite timeline! And none of you use dental floss?
01:59Spider-Man, we have not missed your jukes!
02:05Wait, has your universe's Spider-Man moved on from comedy to more dramatic roles? Because my agent has been bugging me-
02:11Ow, Spider-Man is dead! Do you want to see how we killed him?
02:17I smite thee!
02:21Heh, nah. You're just tickling me, bub.
02:26So what form is this epic retelling of my death gonna take? Finger puppets? A rock opera? Ooh, or maybe-
02:33Namor, we fought together during World War II. We could be allies again.
02:40Your timeline's Namor also tainted to engage in the surface world squabble? I'd hoped only I had made that mistake.
02:50Let's see you soar without a web, Spider-Man!
02:53Hey, Bruce! You're interrupting some high-quality creative brainstorming here!
02:58Yes. Stop firing, Badar!
03:01Let's see him try to fire once he's frozen!
03:04Nobody has a spider!
03:09Parker is ours!
03:11By the hoary hosts of-
03:13Ugh!
03:14Focus, your chief, and the pain will dissipate.
03:17I don't need a mystical amateur's advice.
03:21Oh my gosh! You are just too cute!
03:28Wait...
03:30Did they just say Parker?
03:33Ugh!
03:34Uh, hey, weird question. Do you have a daughter named Penny in your timeline?
03:40Uh, no?
03:41Oh, okay.
03:42Haha, just checking.
03:44And by the way, this Venom is lost in the time stream, with no memory of his previous life.
03:51So he was totally lying about that killing Spider-Man thing.
03:56That's comforting.
03:58Also, aren't we fighting?
04:00Yes, we totally are.
04:03So you're a Spider-Fighter, and you're going against the Master Weaver?
04:08Don't you know you're on the wrong side of this?
04:10Um...
04:11No.
04:12I'm totally not.
04:14Uh-oh.
04:15Penny thinks Spider-Man is an alternate version of her father.
04:19Spoiler, he's totally not.
04:21But I bet it's really messing with her head.
04:24And when she finds out she's wrong, big emotion time!
04:27Huh?
04:28Hiya!
04:29Captain!
04:30Your shield and my lightning!
04:32They're about to collide!
04:34Hoo boy!
04:35Wolverine is about to get capped and zapped!
04:39Good thinking, Thor!
04:40GYEAH!
04:41What a powerful combination!
04:44A true Voltaic Union!
04:47No, Thor can just...share his lightning?
04:51How are we supposed to fight that?
04:54If we can share one kind of power in this place, maybe we can share another!
05:00And lightning is weak, little Spider!
05:03Compare to just a touch of splinter!
05:07Whoa!
05:08This is weird.
05:10This is very weird.
05:12And by weird, I mean awesome!
05:16Agree, little Landshark!
05:20Uh-oh.
05:21Uh-oh.
05:30Whoops!
05:31Haha, that was way too much power.
05:33Spider-Man and his team are trapped under the rubble!
05:36New plan, team!
05:37We need to help them!
05:39Penny, isn't fixing the timeline the best way to help them?
05:44Uh, hey!
05:45Spider-Zero made me the leader, so...
05:48So, lead us!
05:50We should take advantage of this!
05:52Get to the roof of this dark Fuchikawa building before they can follow!
05:55Y-
05:56You're right.
05:57New new plan, team!
06:02We're not going to help them!
06:04You'll be okay, Spider-Man!
06:06I know you will!
06:07We'll fix the timeline!
06:09And then everyone will be okay!
06:14So, quick catch up!
06:19Penny Parker's team has run off to complete their mission, and save the timeline, and save
06:23the day, and shout hooray!
06:25Meanwhile, a whole entire pagoda fell on Spider-Man's team!
06:30But don't worry, they've dug their way out.
06:33Well, most of them!
06:35Sound off!
06:37Is everyone safe?
06:38Who are we missing?
06:40Mrrrrr...
06:41Oh, come on, Captain America!
06:44Spider-Man!
06:45You're missing Spider-Man!
06:47He's trapped under the rubble, and struggling to survive!
06:50How does this keep happening to him?
06:53I have to try, no matter how impossible it seems!
06:59And lifting is the only way!
07:02The... only... way!
07:05Here, let me get that for thee!
07:08Oh, um, thanks, Thor!
07:11And the other team?
07:12Aye, they escaped Spider-Man, and are no doubt halfway to their destination!
07:17Okay, maybe you can put me down.
07:19You're holding me really tight!
07:21Verily!
07:22And over here, are we plotting our next step?
07:25Yes, little one.
07:27Can you drag our opponents?
07:28Huh?
07:29Sniff them out for us?
07:30Ha!
07:31Iron Fist, I doubt our aquatic friend is much of a land tracker, but he is a worthy companion!
07:37Small and cute, and with a mighty burp!
07:40Wow, way to make Jeff the Land Shark feel appreciated by his team!
07:44And besides, Thor is totally wrong!
07:47Look!
07:48Jeff has already picked up on Wolverine's super distinctive smell!
07:53But it's too late to prove it to the rest of his team!
07:56Hey, I recognize that melody!
08:00From where, Luna?
08:02Oh!
08:03Where else?
08:04My last Platinum album!
08:05Woo!
08:06The Bichina Bichua!
08:07Suzuki, let's go!
08:09Ha ha!
08:10But, didn't Penny and her team just escape Spider-Man's crew?
08:19And kind of leave them for dead?
08:21Maybe the pressure of leadership is getting to her!
08:25After all, she's just a teenager!
08:27In charge of Doctor Strange, Venom, Hulk, Namor, and Wolverine!
08:32Talk about intimidating!
08:33Penny, given our position, perhaps quietude would be in order before-
08:41Just tell her to muzzle it, strange!
08:45I hate to agree with Venom, but yeah.
08:48Let's save the singing until we don't have enemies tracking us down.
08:52Okay, I'm done!
08:55No need to gang up on me!
08:57Luna Snow is one of my Aunt May's favorite all-timey singers!
09:01I could barely contain myself while we were kicking her butt, so...
09:05I just had to take a geek out moment.
09:08Besides, it wasn't that loud!
09:14See?
09:15That was much louder!
09:17You...
09:19The last time they met, Luna totally slammed Bruce Banner with ice and snow!
09:24It was hilarious!
09:27To everyone but Bruce!
09:31Amadeus Cho?
09:32I thought I was the only Hanen in his crazy fractured timeline!
09:36Uh, wrong Hulk, Luna!
09:38Wait...
09:39Those...
09:40Pants...
09:42Skinny Raycon Guy?
09:44Suck it up!
09:45With water?
09:46Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
09:48At least he didn't burp!
09:49Ah ha ha ha ha!
09:50Hey!
09:51That's our teammate!
09:52Our jolly little teammate!
09:53Ah ha ha ha ha!
09:54At least he didn't burp!
09:55Ah ha ha ha!
09:56Hey!
09:57That's our teammate!
09:58Our jolly little teammate!
09:59Strange!
10:00We need to escape!
10:01And I have an idea!
10:02But first we need to get everyone out of this!
10:05Ah ha ha ha ha!
10:06Strange, we need to escape, and I have an idea.
10:12But first, we need to get everyone out of here.
10:15If you stay connected to me, we can travel through the portal together.
10:21But hang on tight.
10:22If you loosen your grip, or if I try to go too far, there might be some... fusing.
10:29Wait, did you say fusing?
10:32Here we go.
10:33Did you say fusing?
10:36Relax, Penny. Being fused ain't so bad.
10:43Body Horror Nightmare, here I come!
10:49So...
10:50I get to be leader now?
10:54Is she serious?
11:03Ah.
11:04How truly magnificent you are.
11:13Yes, little one.
11:15I am the Moor, King of Atlantis, Emperor of the Seven Seas, and first of his name.
11:22I know every beast who dwells in the ocean depths, but never have I seen any quite like you.
11:30A predator who is a predator who is forced to live alongside prey.
11:33A creature of both land and sea, misunderstood by all and accepted, truly accepted by none.
11:42You are one of a kind.
11:44You are one of a kind, but that doesn't mean you have to be alone.
11:50Not anymore.
11:51Not anymore.
11:52These other would-be warriors, they are fools.
11:56We will never fit in with them.
11:59But why try to fit in when we could rule instead?
12:03This whole world could be ours if we wish it, little one.
12:08So, will you join me in my crusade and rule by my side?
12:15So, here we are again, and everyone is all split up.
12:25Spider-Man's team is searching for him and for Jeff the Landshark.
12:29Jeff got whammoed across the map by Hulk and ended up forming a secret alliance with
12:33Namor Takeover Tokyo 2099.
12:36And Spider-Man's followed Penny Parker's team through a portal.
12:40So, I guess that means Spider-Man is facing Penny's entire team all by himself.
12:47Good luck with that, buddy.
12:50Hey!
12:50No stabbing, Wolverine!
12:53Hey!
12:55No stabbing!
12:57Hulk, you blind oaf!
13:01Can we pretend I did that on purpose?
13:02Sure, you've got about half a second to save Earth a moment before we swallow you all.
13:15Whoa, who just blasted venom?
13:17And how can I thank you?
13:20No thanks necessary.
13:21You dying just wasn't part of my plan.
13:25Strange, you having a nice little rest over here.
13:30I need to recover my strength following the portal spell,
13:34lest I find myself lost in the time stream once more.
13:37Yeah, that's not a lot of fun.
13:43But at least I got us all here, with no fused body parts.
13:47Well, we did leave Namor behind.
13:51Wouldn't you be more comfortable back in the fray, instead of bothering me?
13:56Nah, Penny can handle herself.
14:09All of you, stay here.
14:11He's mine, and I'll deal with him alone.
14:14Are you sure?
14:16That Spider-Zero placed me in charge of this team?
14:19And that I'm tired of all you guys trying to bust me around?
14:24Yeah, I think I am.
14:29I really need to stop being knocked into buildings.
14:32Like today, or...
14:34Preferably in general.
14:37Hey, fun fact.
14:39You asked me if I had a daughter named Penny Parker back in my timeline.
14:43And I heard your team call you Penny Parker.
14:46So...
14:49Yeah, I...
14:51I think you're an alternate universe version of my father.
14:56Reminder, no, he's totally not.
15:00But neither of them know that yet.
15:01That's why I got you away from your team.
15:06So we could have a little talk.
15:09Just you and I.
15:12Whoa.
15:14That's...
15:14That's a lot.
15:16And wait.
15:17You got me away from my team?
15:19The way I remember it.
15:21I followed your team through the portal using...
15:23Your webbing, yes.
15:25Funny how I picked an escape plan that I knew you could totally overcome.
15:30And before that, I belted out some Luna Snow to alert you to our position.
15:36And make sure your team was okay.
15:39Huh.
15:40So you're saying you're like...
15:42Some kind of tactical genius?
15:45Well, I did learn from the best.
15:49Spider-Man!
15:50I didn't really learn anything from my dad.
15:57He died before I had the chance to meet him.
16:00So this...
16:01This must have been the closest you've ever been to him.
16:05And I want you to know, I take that responsibility very seriously.
16:09I've always said, with great responsibility comes great power.
16:13Or, uh, something like that.
16:16And if meeting me gives you some idea of what he was like, well...
16:19Actually, from what I've heard, he was...
16:24Calm.
16:25Stoic.
16:26Never had a lot to say.
16:29Oh.
16:31Well, I was bitten by a particularly verbose radioactive spider.
16:37Yeah.
16:38I figured that must be it.
16:41But...
16:42That's not why we're here.
16:44We're here so I can talk to you into joining my side.
16:49The right side.
16:51Spider-Man.
16:53I've devoted myself to protecting the web of life and destiny.
16:57And all the realities it connects.
16:59And you...
17:01You're just a guy who's here for a while.
17:04Then why does my opinion mean so much to you?
17:07Oh, well...
17:12If we don't get back to fighting soon...
17:14Master Weaver and Spider-Zero are definitely gonna notice.
17:18Yep!
17:20So...
17:21What should we...
17:22I'm gonna stop fighting.
17:23We should start fighting again.
17:25See you on the other side, Richard Parker!
17:28Wait.
17:28Did you say Richard Park-
17:29Stan doing pain?
17:30I still remember the result of cold darkness.
17:31But happy?
17:32Haha!
17:32Happy?
17:33I knocked you out of a building this time!
17:37Spider-man!
17:38I have found thee!
17:39And now, now I need a little more time with Penny. There's something I need to tell her,
17:45after we knock the rest of her team into another timeline.
17:51Many have wondered who would prevail in a battle of strength between the Hulk and I.
17:55I am confident I would remain triumphant. But fighting the Hulk and the Wolverine,
18:00and the alien symbiote, and the Sorcerer Supreme, and this odd looking spider tank,
18:07my confidence is legendary, but... Thor's right. It's not a fair fight.
18:14So let's replace him with somebody stronger. Wait, what's happening?
18:22Squirrel Girl? I'm here to eat nuts. And kick butts. I'm all out of nuts.
18:28Really? Nah, just kidding. I'm never out of nuts.
18:37The chronovium. The element we need to repair the time web. It's not gathering fast enough, Spider Zero.
18:49Which is fine, Master Weaver, because you're wrong. We don't need the chronovim.
18:56Once Penny Parker and her team plug the web of life into cyberspace...
19:01Always so short-sighted. Either way, we need chronovium to maintain our rule.
19:10But it's nowhere to be found. Something is happening. Something terrible.
19:19No more. I have no quarrel with you. I am merely looking for...
19:33I do have a quarrel with you, Iron Fist. And with anyone who stands in my...
19:38You dare?
19:46Very good subterfuge, little one. Now, lead your team to the place we discussed, and I will meet you there.
19:57Jeff! Oh, we were so worried.
20:01Luna was worried. I knew you could take care of yourself, soldier.
20:05Oh, please. Captain America was deeply concerned. In a soldier-y way.
20:13I love a happy reunion. Here's hoping Spider-Man finds his way back to them, too.
20:19With his new teammate Squirrel Girl, who just replaced Thor.
20:23Say, how is Spider-Man? We should check in.
20:27HOME SMASH!
20:30Has anyone ever told you that you say that a lot?
20:35And Spider-Man say thwip or not?
20:39I don't say thwip. That's just a sound I...
20:42Actually, why do you say smash?
20:45Just let the smashing sounds speak for themselves.
20:50Take this, Wolverine.
20:52Take a tiny little explosive acorn?
20:55Gladly.
20:56I need stronger webs, Squirrel Girl.
20:59And I need bombs that will paralyze them, not to slow them down.
21:03Huh?
21:04Huh?
21:07Eat sticky trail mix, losers!
21:10Huh?
21:14Oh.
21:14Whoa.
21:15Yes, Penny. I believe that is the correct reaction.
21:28Venom is next! Venom is next! Venom is next!
21:31Relax, Spidey. Everyone is next.
21:37Just want to get through this portal.
21:40Not so fast, Strange.
21:43Oh, dear.
21:44So, I'm guessing that...
21:47Not gonna hold them forever?
21:49Yeah.
21:50I need to talk to Penny about something.
21:52Uh, it can wait. Let's go!
21:57Meanwhile, Jeff, who is so freaking adorable, by the way,
22:01it has led the rest of his team to the Stark Fujikawa building,
22:05where Penny Parker planned to connect the web of life to...
22:08Okay, you get it. You get it.
22:10Anyway, Spider-Man and Squirrel Girl found them, reuniting the team at last.
22:17This is it, soldiers.
22:18This is where we make our stand and save the timeline.
22:24Oh. Hey, Spider-Man.
22:27Hey, Thor. Did you do something with your hair?
22:32Don't look so surprised, Squirrel Girl.
22:34If you had a nickel for every time someone mistook you for Thor, you'd have one nickel.
22:42That web of life and destiny is not looking good, my friends.
22:46I can see why everyone down below is so concerned.
22:49And in the middle of it all, Penny still thinks Spider-Man is an alternate universe version of her
22:55father. Namor and Jeff the Landshark are still planning to take over the world,
22:59and, well, Squirrel Girl still think nuts are pretty neat.
23:04In other words, there's a lot going on.
23:08But I'm a cosmic entity whose existence supersedes Penny Concerns.
23:12So, you know. I'm just here for the fights.
23:19Great work, team. Absolutely impenetrable.
23:24This will definitely keep Penny Parker and her team from getting into the building
23:28and plugging the web of life into cyberspace.
23:31Every barrier is penetrable, Squirrel Girl.
23:34Not this one, Cap. I bet my entire reputation on it.
23:37My reputation as a jokester, that is. Not as a superhero. Or a scientist.
23:44You sure about that, Spider-Man?
23:47No, Penny! I was obviously bluffing!
23:52Well then, it's time to find out.
23:57Maelstrom of Madness!
24:00Hulk! Thank you for the Gamma Charge!
24:03Whoa! Everyone grab hold of something and brace for impact!
24:06Too late! Too late!
24:08Too late!
24:08Too late!
24:08Too late, Luna!
24:10It's knocking our ass!
24:17Whoa! There's no one left to fight back against Penny Parker and her team.
24:23No one except...
24:24Jeff!
24:24Hulk's last!
24:26Yes, and it is certainly annoying.
24:31But nothing we can't handle.
24:34So let's make it a little more than annoying, Dr. Strange.
24:38Time for some chilling charisma!
24:41Ugh! What power is this?
24:44Strange is... running away?
24:47Strange is making...
24:48I am making a tactical retreat.
24:53Luna is using the shark's water spray to create a wall of ice!
24:59Oh, there.
25:02Now we have space...
25:04To heal one another...
25:06And ourselves.
25:08Here, Luna.
25:09Allow me to provide an Atlas Bond, imbuing your healing power with my Chi.
25:16Thank you, both.
25:17I gotta admit, I took quite the blow!
25:19This is a weird fight, but I guess we gotta trust that we were ripped out of our home timelines for a reason.
25:29Hentime Squirrel Girl, by the way.
25:32Not Thor.
25:33Oh, relax. That was a joke.
25:36Thor has much better hair than you.
25:38Hey, could we get some of that Chi healing over here?
25:44Huh.
25:44Some soothing magic would really hit the spot right about it!
25:48Jeff, why do you attack and heal in the exact same way?
25:53Trust the medics to handle battlefield triage, Spider-Man.
25:57And meanwhile, on the other side of the ice wall, Penny's team is planning its next move.
26:06Gang, we need to get up there while they're still injured.
26:10We could injure Spider-Man again, if we need more time.
26:16Um, that's okay, Venom. I've got a better idea.
26:22Yeah. Hulk, you ever heard of a fastball special?
26:29Fastball special!
26:35Put us down, beast! Release us now, or we will dismantle you!
26:45Hey, Puff, let's try it this way instead.
26:47Here we go!
26:49Huh. That does work better.
26:52Ah! I went through the entire building!
26:59Too hard, Hulk! Too hard!
27:01Wow, there's so much happening.
27:03Wolverine is flying through the air, Spider-Man's team has resumed their attack,
27:07and Namor, well, let's find out what he's up to together.
27:11Little one. While the others are distracted, I believe it is time.
27:22Yes, I agree, little one.
27:26It's very simple, my friend. Without the web of life,
27:31this dimension will be cut off from all others, ruled by whomever possesses the most chronovium.
27:39And that person is me.
27:42All of it's gathered and stored in this wonder of science and magic.
27:48My royal trident.
27:50Oh, okay. I've been wondering what his plan was.
27:54Other than take over the world, rule the world,
27:56give Jeff some sardines for being such a very good boy, of course.
27:59And once we destroy the web of life and destiny,
28:06this world will be ours, and all the sardines in the world will be yours.
28:14I knew it!
28:15Here we go, here we go, here we go!
28:29Is Penny going to plug the web of life and destiny into cyberspace?
28:32Is Spider-Man going to tell her that he's not her alternate universe father?
28:36Is Namor going to rule the world?
28:38Is Jeff going to blurp some more water onto Spider-Man?
28:40Let's find out.
28:41But first, Penny needs to get to the top of the Stark Fujikawa building.
28:48This ice, so slippery!
28:51But I can do this.
28:53No one can stop me.
28:54I'm the only one who can-
28:57Jeff!
28:58You beat me up here?
29:02Wait, did Hulk fastball you?
29:06Did he hurt you?
29:08Never mind!
29:09Focus, Penny.
29:10Plug the web of life and destiny into cyberspace.
29:14Save reality!
29:16No one can stop me!
29:17I'm the only one who can-
29:21Oh, come on!
29:25Spider-Man?
29:27How did you get up here?
29:30I'm Spider-Man, and this building is covered in a spider web!
29:35I'll let you put the rest together!
29:38Jeff!
29:39Destroy that thing!
29:40Bite it with your sharp little teeth!
29:42You're the only one up here who can-
29:44No.
29:46Not the only one.
29:50Namor!
29:51I totally forgot he was up here!
29:53And if he destroys the web of life and destiny, he'll rule all of reality with Jeff at his side!
29:59Ah, Jeff, no!
30:03What betrayal is this?
30:05Okay, maybe not with Jeff at his side.
30:09Jeff has been stringing Namor along this entire time!
30:11He would never betray his team!
30:13Also, jeez, this story has more twists and turns than Silver Surfer cruising through an asteroid belt!
30:19Thanks, Jeff!
30:22Now I can still save this timeline!
30:26Penny, no!
30:28If you do this, you could destroy the entire timeline!
30:32And even worse, you could get hurt!
30:35I'm sorry!
30:37I don't want to disappoint you!
30:40Even though you're just an alternate universe version of my father!
30:44I still care about what you think!
30:48I- well, if you care that much about what I think, then-
30:54Oh no, Peter!
30:56Tell her the truth!
30:58Tell her you're not her father!
31:00Don't use her confusion as leverage just to, uh, save the time stream!
31:04Actually, when you put it that way-
31:10Lie to her, Spider-Man!
31:13No, I can't do that!
31:15Can't do what?!
31:17I'm not your father, Penny!
31:20I mean, I'm not even a version of your father!
31:23Your father was Richard Parker!
31:26And I'm Peter Parker!
31:28His son!
31:29So, you're-
31:30Another version of you? Or your brother?
31:34I don't know! Timelines are confusing!
31:37But, I hope you still care about my opinion enough to step away from the device and talk about this before it's too late!
31:47Talk it out?
31:51No!
31:51It's- it's not working!
32:01The timeline is already too weak!
32:03We're too late!
32:06Little one, what are you-
32:09All that chronovium!
32:11We don't know how it might react!
32:13The web of life and destiny is repairing itself through cyberspace, strengthening by chronovium!
32:30Both approaches together!
32:32I didn't know we could do that!
32:34Did you know we could do that?
32:36Uh, of course I did!
32:39I know all!
32:43I thought, oh, I really thought I had made some weird, multiversal connection with my father.
32:56Hey, I didn't really know him either.
32:59My parents died when I was six, so...
33:02No, you didn't find a father, and I didn't find a daughter.
33:07But, we both found family.
33:09My parents died when I was six, so...
33:13Yes.
33:13My parents died when I was six, so...
33:14My parents died when I was six, so...
33:16I am disappointed to start my campaign of conquest again, but you did what you thought was right,
33:23little one, even though it meant standing up to your monarch.
33:28We have no quarrel, and you have earned my respect.
33:36And so, our story is over.
33:40No, it's totally not.
33:41Tokyo 2099 is safe, but chaos still reigns in other branches of this fractured timeline,
33:47as warriors battle let out to control their destinies, and to control the world.
33:53Powerful gods and sorcerers, able to destroy everything in their paths.
33:59Wait, wasn't I just in Tokyo 2099?
34:03Spider-Man?
34:04Spider-Man?
34:06Wise, chill leaders, who only want what's best for their people.
34:12Deadly assassins who can kill you before you know they exist.
34:18Hardened, violent soldiers who take every opportunity to jump into battle.
34:22Spider-Man?
34:22Spider-Man?
34:23Unlimited ammo!
34:24Spider-Man?
34:24Spider-Man?
34:24Spider-Man?
34:25Spider-Man?
34:25Spider-Man?
34:26Spider-Man?
34:26Spider-Man?
34:26Spider-Man?
34:27Spider-Man?
34:27Spider-Man?
34:28Spider-Man?
34:28Spider-Man?
34:29Spider-Man?
34:30Spider-Man?
34:30Spider-Man?
34:32Spider-Man.
34:32Spider-Man?
34:34Spider-Man- I always get those two confused.
34:36All thrown together from every point in the multiverse, with more arriving day-by-day.
34:43Doctor Doom?
34:44Doctor Doom?
34:4610 minutes ago I was reading The Voyage of the Beagle to my children while they drifted off
34:51to sleep.
34:52Now I'm here.
34:54One of you is going to explain to me why.
34:56If you don't, I'm going to get angry.
35:01And to quote a respected colleague of mine,
35:03you wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
35:06Wow.
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