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00:00Stick a bunny in me pocket
00:06I'll fetch the suitcase from the van
00:10Cause if you are the best ones
00:13But you don't ask questions
00:15Then brother, I'm your man
00:17Cause where it all comes from is a mystery
00:22It's like the changing of the seasons
00:24And the tides of the sea
00:26But is the one what's driving me berserk
00:29Why do only fours and horses work
00:33La la la la
00:34La la la la la
00:37La la la la
00:38La la la la la
00:41Oh yes, we'll have two sirloin steaks
00:48Thank you, Michael
00:49Make them biggins, mate
00:50Yes, that's right, as Jumbo says
00:53Make them biggins
00:54Saute potatoes, a selection of greens
00:57And put the whole thing on my account
00:59Will you, Michael?
01:01What a count
01:01What a count
01:05See what I mean?
01:06Jumbo, the old place, hasn't lost its sense of humour
01:09Well, I wouldn't laugh if a barman made a burke of me
01:12Oh, man
01:12Now, just you listen here, pal
01:13Michael, Jumbo did not mean any offence
01:17Shall we sit down over here?
01:21Hey, mate
01:21You know, this pod has another music licence
01:23Still, as long as it's him playing, there's no problem, eh?
01:30Who's the big mouth Aussie, Mike?
01:32Oh, he's no Australian
01:33He used to be a local lad, didn't he?
01:35Then he immigrated
01:35Well, that was a bit of luck, wasn't it?
01:37Yeah
01:37So what's he doing back?
01:39I don't know, buying cars off Boise or something
01:41Oh, there you are, you mucky old sod
01:44Have you seen the state of my Persian rug back in the flat?
01:48Now, you run the J. Edgar over it as soon as you get back
01:51Oh, blimey, you should sit in
01:52Give me Manhattan, will you, Mike?
01:54Small rum for him
01:55Spit in the rum
01:56Where's Rodney?
01:59Rodney, I left him down clearing up the market
02:00Here
02:01Some booster had a go at me
02:03Hey, had a go at you?
02:04Yeah
02:04Who had a go at you?
02:05Him, took the mickey out of my piano playing
02:07Yeah, well, you ought to be used to that by now, but
02:09I'll sort him out, you stay here
02:11I'll sort you out and all later
02:13Right, here
02:13Excuse me, pal
02:14Do you
02:15I don't believe it, I don't believe it
02:17Jumbo, bloody mills
02:19Who let you back in the country?
02:21Look at this, will you?
02:22Talk about a bad penny, dull boy
02:25How you doing, mate?
02:25I'm all right, mate
02:26All right, mate
02:27Sam, you're looking double well
02:29That's because I live in a healthy country
02:30No fog or frost in us, mate
02:32Oh, it's great
02:33It suits you, it suits you
02:34Look at all that, eh?
02:35Hey, tell me
02:36What are you doing back home then, eh?
02:38Derek
02:38Jumbo and I are having a business meeting
02:41It's all rather confidential
02:43I've no secrets from Del
02:44Me and him were partners back in the 60s
02:47That's right, that's right
02:48We used to have a fish stall
02:49Right outside the pub here, didn't we?
02:50Yes
02:51I remember
02:52Huh?
02:52Yeah
02:52Cool, those were the days, though, weren't they, eh?
02:54Those were the days
02:55How long were you back home for him?
02:56Well, just a week or so
02:58In fact, I'm just here to finalise a deal with Boise
03:00Taking a bit of sightseeing
03:01Oh, I wish to God I hadn't bothered
03:03This country has become a cesspit, Del
03:06Aha
03:06You're right there, Jumbo
03:08Cesspit?
03:09What do you mean, cesspit?
03:10You could find cleaner places in an abbo's armpit
03:12I'll tell you what, though, Jumbo
03:18You can't tell
03:19That's a wig
03:20That's because it's not a wig
03:26Oh, do me a favour
03:27You used to have curly hair
03:28Now, come on
03:29But that is a syrup
03:30Ain't it, eh?
03:32I can't say ain't a syrup
03:34Look, I've got a tennery
03:36And it says that is a syrup
03:37Oh, no
03:38I have got a tennery
03:41And it says it ain't
03:42All right, go on
03:42Cover that then, boys
03:43Now, listen
03:43I'll tell you why
03:44I know that is
03:45Eh?
03:46What?
03:46Sorry, is that your change over there?
03:47There we go
03:49Thank you very much
03:52What the flaming hell
03:54Do you think you're playing it?
03:55I don't believe you sometimes, Del
03:57Here am I
03:57Trying to clinch a business deal
03:59And you've nicked my client's wig
04:03Well, you know
04:03It was for a fact
04:04Well, don't you understand
04:04Don't you, Jumbo, eh?
04:05No, I bloody well don't
04:07Jeez
04:08You always liked embarrassing me, didn't you?
04:12No
04:12Look, chaps, this is just a temporary condition
04:16Now, my doctors have assured me
04:18That me own hair will grow back, well, eventually
04:22Oh, yeah
04:23Hey, our gents
04:23Oh, where's the loudmouthed Aussie gone?
04:27Put this stuff on the table and leave us alone, mate
04:30Now, just a minute
04:31All right, mate, mate, mate, mate, it's all right
04:33Don't leave him, he's all right, don't be
04:34Come on, come on
04:35No, he's a nice bloke
04:36He really is a nice bloke
04:37Oh, yeah, yeah
04:38Typical breast
04:39The only thing that works is the mouth
04:41Ha ha ha ha ha ha
04:47Oh, sorry
04:47All right
04:48Daryl, I'm trying to have a business meeting, do you mind?
04:52All right, all right, listen, I'll tell you what
04:53You enjoy your nosh, I'll see you late
04:55Yeah, I've got to talk to you, Daryl
04:56All right, any time, any time
04:58Yeah, OK
04:58Sorry, is that the one you over there, is it?
05:00Yeah, thanks a lot, boys
05:01He seems a nasty bit of work
05:05Oh, Jumbo, no
05:07No, that's just the way he is, that's all
05:09He's got a gold that bloke
05:10His trouble is that his mouth is always three seconds ahead of his brain
05:14I'll tell you what he's he is a diamond that bloke. No, I'll tell you what he's never cheated me
05:18He's straight as a diet, real diamond
05:20The import and export licences will be looked after by my people
05:25It'll only take a couple of weeks
05:28Yeah, yeah, look boy, see I'm sorry but I can't concentrate with that the two but I feel naked
05:33I'll just pop to the gents and put it back on
05:35Of course Jumbo, I fully understand
05:38I want to work with you
05:40Jumbo, listen now, listen, Jumbo
05:42Do you remember that horrible little kid brother of mine, you know, one with a funny haircut
05:46All snot and marmite
05:48Yeah, I remember
05:48It's him, eh?
05:52It's him, eh?
05:53You ain't changed a bit, Rodney
05:54Do you remember him in the old Jumbo Mills, remember?
06:01No, of course you wouldn't because she's only a little sprog when he emigrated to Australia
06:04But look, he's done well for himself, anyway, look
06:07You can say that again, mate
06:08Best thing I ever did was getting out of this dump
06:10Of course now I'm a major shareholder in an office cleaning company
06:13Got a chain of fast food restaurants and I'm just going into the automobile trade
06:17Last year, Del, I bought this apartment overlooking Sydney Harbour
06:21Half a million dollars
06:24Architect-designed interior right down to the mirrored ceiling in the bedroom
06:28Mirrored ceiling?
06:30No, no, no, no, no
06:32It's purely decorational
06:34I mean, I wouldn't use it for anything like...
06:36Yeah
06:39Well, he wouldn't use you to comb your hair, would you?
06:45You think I'm bald, don't you?
06:46Uh, well, it had crossed my mind
06:50Well, I'm not
06:52Well, that's a hell of a party you've got here, son
06:55What I mean is I am not naturally bald
07:00Oh, you mean you pay someone to do that for me?
07:04What I mean, Rodney, is that this is the result of a nervous disorder
07:10And my doctors have assured me that me own hair will grow back at any time now
07:15Yeah, trouble is, he told him that 15 years ago
07:17No, listen, he don't really, he's only one of you, I thought
07:20All right, well
07:20All right, see you about 8 o'clock
07:21Yeah, all right, mate, see you later, yeah
07:22Come on then, Rodney, I'll have a drink up, we've got work to do
07:25Here, did you clear up the other market?
07:26Yes, I did, that's what I want to talk to you about
07:28What's that?
07:29How long have I been a rubbish clearer?
07:31You never told me I got promoted
07:32And that weren't even our rubbish, Dill
07:34That come off Harry Dando's fruit and veg stall
07:37Yeah, I know it did
07:38Well, listen, Rodney, you know, Harry's a
07:39Well, he's an old man now, and he's getting on
07:41He's got arthritis and a touch of the old, you know, rheumatism
07:44You know, I mean, if I can help somebody as I go along my way
07:48My living will not have been in vain, that is my motto
07:50How much do you pay you?
07:52A fiver
07:53So you want two quid then, don't you, right?
07:55No, I don't, I want two quid
07:56See you, Dill
07:57Oi!
07:57When that doctor said your egg will grow back any time now
08:00Well, you weren't kidding, was he?
08:09So, anyway, so he said
08:10Anyway, so he said
08:11For a moment there, I thought you were hissing my performance
08:13No, all right
08:15All right, yeah
08:16Listen, give me a banana de curry for un moi
08:19And, um, Australian lager for jumbo, all right?
08:22Yeah, I only sell British lager, Dill
08:24You know, Cronenberg, Offmeister, stuff like that
08:27Well, just one of them then, that's all right, yeah, fine
08:29So, how's life treating you, Dill?
08:30I'm all right, not complaining, not complaining
08:32I take it you never did become that millionaire you were always talking about?
08:36Well, no, no, not yet, you know
08:37This time next year I'll be a millionaire
08:40Do you know those were the last words you said to me just before I emigrated?
08:44Trouble is, that was 1967
08:45Oh, well, you know, there's still time
08:48Still time, still time
08:50Thank you, Michael
08:51Thank you
08:51Cheers
08:52Do you believe that, Cron?
08:55I mean, do you truly believe it?
08:59Of course I do, don't I, yeah
09:00You should have come with me, Dill
09:02You're wasted here
09:03This country's finished
09:05It's all decrepit
09:06Yeah, all right
09:07It was my country
09:08So stop having to pop at it, will you?
09:09That stench of defeat everywhere
09:11Yeah, all right
09:12So it's British stench and I happen to be proud of it, all right
09:14The old place has got no guts anymore
09:16Oh, that's funny, that is, Jumbo
09:18Now, someone else said that a little while ago
09:20A little jumped-up general from Buenos Aires
09:22And if you're not careful, you'll get what the argy's got
09:24And a good smack in the eye, all right
09:26Hold on, mate, hold on
09:28Didn't mean to offend you
09:29Just trying to point out a few facts, that's all
09:34All right, mate, all right, all right
09:35Leave it at that, then
09:36Do you remember now when our business broke up and I decided to emigrate?
09:40Well, if it hadn't been for you, Del
09:42I'd have gone to Australia potless
09:44You gave me your last 200 pounds
09:46Oh, no, I told you, forget it
09:47Forget it, didn't I?
09:48Well, I never did forget it, mate
09:49No, even when times were hard
09:51I used to lie in bed at night and think to myself
09:53I'm going to pay Del back
09:54With interest
09:56And now I am
09:57I want us to reform our old partnership
10:01What, get another fish stall?
10:05No, no, no, no
10:06You see, I'm starting up this business
10:08I'm going to import prestige European motors
10:12Like rollers, Mercs, that kind of thing
10:13Oh, yeah, yeah
10:14I want you to come to Australia as my partner
10:17Hey?
10:19I want you to front the business, Del boy
10:21I want you to deal with the public
10:23Give them that old razzmatazz, like you used to
10:26Oh, yeah, Australia, hmm?
10:27Well, I've got the money, I've got the site
10:29And thanks to my little deal with Boise
10:31I've got the motors
10:32All I need is you
10:34I don't know, I mean, you know, Australia
10:36Don't look a long way off, innit, eh?
10:37Yeah, they'd love you over there
10:39They've got no class
10:41What?
10:45No, what I mean is
10:46They've got no class structure
10:47Like they have here in England
10:49I mean, over there
10:50It doesn't matter how you talk
10:52You see, in Oz
10:52A bloke's just a bloke
10:53Yeah, I know, but cool
10:54Blimey, that'd cost a fortune
10:56To get over there, wouldn't it, eh?
10:57I'm paying
10:58No, no, I couldn't, going on
11:01Because, you know, I've got no trade or nothing
11:03Yeah, no, they wouldn't accept me, would they?
11:04You've got better than that
11:05You've got a full partnership
11:07In a growing company
11:08Derek
11:08This time next year
11:11You will be that millionaire
11:13No
11:15No, I mean, you know
11:16I've got family ties and all that, and I
11:18Bring them with you
11:19Put young Rodney on the payroll
11:21Well, he has got two GCEs
11:25That doesn't matter
11:27We'll find something for him to do
11:29Well, I mean, no, no, chum
11:33I mean, just
11:33You've got to remember
11:34We didn't know if you used to row a lot, didn't we?
11:36So we'll still row
11:37Our biggest argument will be
11:40Who's got the most millions?
11:43So what do you say, Del Boy?
11:45Now, are we going to do it or ain't we?
11:50All right
11:50Put it there, you old bastard
11:52You're in for a fast ride
11:53Let's do it
11:54Let's do it
11:55All right?
11:55Hey, Michael, Michael, please
11:56A bottle of champagne for my partner and me
11:59And make it the best champagne
12:01A bottle of that, um, Dillinger's, 75
12:04Right?
12:06That's Prince Charles' favourite champagne, then
12:08No, that's Bollinger's
12:10It's bloody true, I'm telling you
12:11We're not out again in Brixton, all right?
12:26This is the Blitz of London
12:31I was there
12:32Rodney, Rodney, Rodney
12:34Rodney, ha, ha, ha, ha
12:36We're going
12:37We're going to Australia
12:38Yeah, well, I'll just see the end of this first
12:40No, no, good boy, good boy, good boy
12:43No, no, come
12:44Listen, I'll get the glasses
12:45Sun the rise
12:46As she come in the morning
12:48Sun the rise
12:50I come with the yawning
12:51Lighting up the ground
12:53You've had enough, don't you?
12:58Yeah, well, I'm celebrating, aren't I?
12:59It's not every day, like, you know
13:01That you've decided to go to Australia, has he?
13:03Go on, I'll tell you what
13:04I'll make you a nice cup of black coffee
13:05No, no, you don't understand
13:06We are, we're going
13:07We're going to Australia
13:08What do you mean, we're going to Australia?
13:10Right, well, listen
13:11This boy, what's the matter with this boy?
13:13Don't you understand?
13:13All right, let me put it another way, right?
13:15We are going to Australia
13:17See, what happens is like Jumbo
13:19You know Jumbo, well, he's offered me a partnership in his company
13:22His new company
13:23And it's going to be a real big earner
13:25I mean, Rodney
13:26This time next year, we will be millionaires
13:28Right, first thing in the morning, we go up to, you know, Australia House
13:31Right, we sign in the forms
13:32And then, you know, we're away, we're away
13:35I don't have any say in this
13:37I might not want to go to Australia
13:39Yeah, it's too late now
13:40Look, I've given them your word, you see
13:41I don't want to forget about this
13:44No, you don't have to do that
13:45I've done all that for you, haven't I?
13:48I think, Rodney Frinkley
13:49Hey, Australia, hey
13:50We're the man of men, eh?
13:51Outside of women
13:52What's that supposed to mean?
13:58Last time I was over there
14:00The only way you could tell the sexes were
14:02The men spit further
14:03All right, when was the last time?
14:05When was the last time you were over there?
14:071929
14:081929?
14:10God, blimey
14:10We were still transporting prisoners over there then, weren't we?
14:13Never mind, listen, listen
14:16I want to explain something
14:17Come here, come here, come here
14:18Look, Rodney
14:19Look, I've got Jumbo's
14:21Jumbo borrowed me some of his photos
14:22Look, I want you to have a look at them
14:24Look at the beach there, look, eh?
14:25Look at that
14:26Oh, yeah, look at that bird
14:27Yeah, God, that'd bruise your ribs, wouldn't it?
14:31What do you reckon, hey, Rodney?
14:32That could be us
14:33In a little while, you know, blue skies
14:35Surfing, beach parties, all there
14:37Hey, what do you reckon?
14:38Yeah, that sounds great
14:39Yeah, yeah
14:40What, and he wants us to up-run his new car business?
14:42No, no, no, no, not help run it
14:44No, no, no, no, no, no
14:45I'm going to be a partner, aren't I?
14:47Like, straight down the middle
14:48See, Jumbo, he's going to, like, have 51% of the shares, you see?
14:52Well, how's that straight down the middle, then?
14:55Yeah, I'll get 51% of the shares at all, I suppose
14:57I mean, I don't know
14:58You see, the thing is
15:00That what happens is
15:01Jumbo is going to be behind the scenes
15:02Like, he's going to handle all the money, like, right now
15:04And I'm going to be the sales director
15:05I'm going to have my own executive office, you see?
15:08And the swivel chair and all that game
15:09See?
15:11So what's my job, then?
15:12Oh, now, Rodney, listen
15:12You're going to play a very vital role in the organisation
15:15And I know
15:15I just know that you can handle it
15:17So what is it?
15:18Listen, well, you know
15:19When all those roars, roars and mercs
15:20They come trunding off the ship
15:22What is the first thing they're going to need?
15:24Import licences, customs clearance, all that
15:27Yeah, I know
15:27More important than that
15:28Re-registering
15:31They've got to have new number plates
15:33And new log books and all that
15:34Well, they're going to need even more than that
15:37Cleaning
15:44Ben, Ben
15:49You're going 20,000 miles just to be a car cleaner
15:53No
15:53Not going to be just a car cleaner
15:57He's going to be a prestige car cleaner
15:59You know, he's going to be in charge of it
16:01And all that
16:02Oh, look, I'll have staff working under me, then
16:04Eventually
16:05Yeah
16:06I mean, this is a growing business, Rodney
16:08Well, you know, a year from now
16:09I can't afford to have you down there
16:11With your mutton cloth and your teacup
16:13I've got to have you with me up in the boardroom
16:15And you'll have your own in-car celluloid phone
16:18You've got to have sex, sex, you're all that
16:22You've got to have that, haven't you?
16:23Yeah
16:23What about Albert, though?
16:24We've got to find something for him to do, eh?
16:26Yeah, I worked it all out
16:27I wouldn't waste your time, boys
16:29Because I'm not going
16:31Hey, boy
16:32Albert, come here, come here
16:34What do you mean not going, eh?
16:36Listen to me, son
16:37I've spent three quarters of my life sailing round this world
16:40Now all I want is a place to sit down and stay there
16:43When I come to live with you two
16:46I hope that I would end my days here
16:47Yeah, well, so did we
16:49But I mean, it's a great opportunity for her, son
16:54Yeah, yeah
16:54It's a young man's opportunity, Rodney
16:57I'll be all right here on me own
17:00All right
17:02If that's what you really want, honk
17:05Yeah
17:05If that's what you want
17:06Yeah
17:06Listen, I'll make sure you're all right for a few bob, you know
17:09Yeah, you're a good boy, Del
17:12Hey, Del
17:19Hey
17:19You're getting away from all this, won't you?
17:21All the flint and the squalor
17:22Yeah, get rid of that
17:23It's goodbye to all that
17:24And it's hello
17:25It's a clean air
17:26Good living
17:27Yeah
17:27It is a point
17:28Where are we going to live?
17:29Well, Jumbo said that we could have his apartment for a while
17:31What, not on Sydney Arbor?
17:33Yeah, that's the one
17:33It'd be like living on another planet
17:34Oh
17:35Um, Del
17:38Yes, Rodney
17:39You can have the room with the mirrored ceiling
17:41Well, what's it say?
17:46I've been accepted
17:47I've been accepted
17:47Well, thank God for that
17:49Yeah, yeah
17:50Oh, I've had this feeling, you know
17:51Everything's been going so well
17:53I thought, you know
17:53Something's bound to go wrong, innit?
17:55No, boy
17:55You're home and dry
17:57I've got this feeling as well
17:58I think this is the chance that's going to change your life
18:02Yeah
18:03I'm going to make it this time, Al
18:04But you bloody see if I don't
18:06Yeah
18:06Yeah
18:07All right
18:08Yeah
18:08Oh, terrific, Rod
18:10It's terrific, Rod
18:10I bet the letter's been accepted, haven't I?
18:13Oh, great
18:13Yeah
18:14What's the matter?
18:16Nothing
18:17Oh, nothing's the matter
18:18You ain't getting homesick already, I'll be here, huh?
18:20No
18:21I got a letter this morning as well
18:25Yeah, yeah
18:26They've refused me an immigration visa
18:29They've turned me down
18:31Sorry, mate
18:34But why, Rodney?
18:37I mean, you're young
18:38So you've got the GCEs
18:40I've also got a criminal record for an offence involving drugs
18:44I mean, bloody hell, that was years ago
18:48And you only took one bloody bath
18:49I know, but it don't say that on your file, does it?
18:52It just says, found guilty for the illegal use of drugs
18:56I'm sorry, mate
18:58I'm really sorry
18:59I've messed it all up for you now, haven't I?
19:02No, you ain't, bruv
19:03No, you ain't
19:03Yes, I have, I have, haven't I?
19:05I've blown you a big chance
19:07No, you haven't
19:07There's always a way round, Rodney
19:09There's always a way round here
19:11Really?
19:13Yeah
19:13Don't worry, Rodney
19:15I'll find another car cleaner
19:18Wait, you're still going?
19:26What?
19:27You're going to go without me?
19:28Oh, God, I've got to
19:30I mean, you know, I've got a partnership waiting for me over there
19:32And what about our partnership?
19:34Our partner?
19:35Oh, our partnership
19:36Yeah, well, you know that
19:38That means all the world to me, Rodney
19:40You know that
19:41But I'm just going to have to say bonjour to you
19:43Look, look, look, look, boys
19:45I know it's none of my business
19:46You're spot on, Albert
19:47I'll make a toast, son
19:51Look, Rodney, this is my golden opportunity to fulfil my potential, right?
20:02What do you want me to do, eh?
20:04I want you to stay here, do you, flogging all this rubbish?
20:07I've got 24 computers here that don't work
20:09I've got a near-Persian rug that's got more food on it
20:13Than a menu
20:14And what about last year?
20:17When I had a golden opportunity?
20:20You forced me to give it up, didn't you?
20:22You gave me all that cobbler's about loyalty and family ties
20:26Yeah, but you wanted to be a window cleaner, didn't you?
20:28It's hardly the end of the rainbow stuff, that, was it?
20:31You know, I'd have had my own business
20:32Yeah, I know, Rodney
20:33But you will have your own business
20:35Because as soon as I step on an aeroplane
20:37You will become the sole proprietor
20:38Of Trotter's Independent Traders
20:41And what exactly am I supposed to trade with?
20:44Well, all right, well, look
20:45You've got, at least you've got 24 beautiful-looking computers
20:48And you've got this sort of Persian rug, you know
20:52Not bad
20:53You sluice it over with a j-cloth
20:55And it's a real go-on
20:56No, I mean
20:56I'll tell you what I'm going to do
20:57I'll tell you what I've got
20:58Look, here's my little black book, right?
21:00I'm going to give you that
21:01And that contains all the names and addresses
21:03Of all my birds
21:05And this is my future
21:0724 computers that don't compute
21:11The only rug in the world with a sell-by date
21:14And a script 201 Dalmatians
21:16Thanks a lot
21:17Don't you think I've sacrificed enough for you?
21:22Sacrifice? For me?
21:24Yes, you
21:25When, dear mum
21:27God rest her soul
21:28When she, now when she died
21:30Don't start that again, dear
21:31When she died
21:32Who stood by you?
21:33Oh, yes
21:34I remember that well
21:35I was a little five-year-old
21:38Stood in a damp graveyard
21:39Wondering what the hole in the ground was for
21:41I remember all the other people saying
21:44I wonder what's going to happen to poor little Rodney
21:47But I had no need to fear, did I?
21:50Because suddenly a vision appeared
21:52From beyond the silhouette of the gas works
21:54Is it a bird?
21:56Is it a plane?
21:57No
21:57It's Delaboy
21:59I, Delaboy, will look after this small wake
22:05I will bring him up in the ways of Delaboy
22:09He will sell iffy watches from old suitcases and street corners
22:15And I will also teach him how to drive a three-wheel van while pissed out of his skull
22:20And I did, didn't I?
22:29Yeah
22:31You made a bloody good job of it, too
22:34Just think, Del, so far I'm your only success
22:39That says a lot for the two of us, doesn't it?
22:41Well, Rodney
22:42I mean, Rodders
22:44It's not going to make a fortune over there
22:47I'll send your money and all that
22:49You know what you can do with your money, pal
22:51Rodney
22:52Look, I've got to have a chance
22:54I mean, this country's going downhill fast, doesn't it?
22:58I know
22:59But I think the real opportunity lies right here
23:02Oh, Del, what happens when a country's in a depression, eh?
23:06Money gets tight, doesn't it?
23:08People can't afford to pay the inflated shop prices, so what do they do?
23:12They come to blokes like us, don't they?
23:15I tell you, the more hard-up Britain gets, the richer we become, eh?
23:19This is my big chance, Rodney
23:26Fine
23:28Well, I'll see you around
23:31Sport!
23:40Dipstick
23:41I suppose you heard all that
23:44With tugboat crews on the Thames heard it all
23:46So, what have we come to, eh?
23:49A family feud
23:51You're like them Ewing brothers, Bobby and J.R.
23:56I suppose I'm a bit like that Bobby
23:58I wouldn't have said Rodney was like J.R., though
24:03A J.R. far, but not a J.R.
24:17Rodney's late
24:17Yeah, he's probably out getting smashed somewhere
24:20Families, families, they're nothing but problems, are they over?
24:24Yeah, that's true, son
24:25Would you like my advice, Del?
24:28Yeah, why not? Go on, chuck in your penny with it
24:30You've got to go, son
24:31If you don't take this chance, you'll spend the rest of your life wondering what might have been
24:35It's the kind of thing that will eat away at you
24:38I know it'll be tough on young Rodney
24:41But eventually he'll learn to stay on his two feet
24:44In the long run, this could be the best thing for both of you
24:48Cheers, Albert
24:51Yeah
24:52Thanks very much
24:53Yeah
24:54Perhaps one day you'll try explaining it to Rodney for me, you know
24:58Because you're better at it than me
25:01Yeah
25:01I'm gonna phone Jumbo now, tell him what time I'll be arriving
25:05Tell you one thing, phoning Australia'd an half hurt your finger
25:20Hello
25:24Jumbo, Stel boy
25:25Eh?
25:27Well, with your money, you ought to have a phone in the car, Z
25:29You...
25:32Now, listen, um
25:33Do you have a problem, uh
25:34Rodney won't be coming over?
25:36No, we've got a few snags this end, see
25:38Me?
25:41No, I won't be coming over, either
25:42Nah, it's...
25:45You know, it's loyalties, isn't it?
25:46You know, family ties, all that
25:47I know what I am
25:51No, just, I'm sorry, mate
25:53You know, the whole deal's off
25:54You know, you know, it makes sense
25:56Anyway, thanks very much for the offer
25:59You know, it was much appreciated
26:00Yeah, I'll see you around, pal
26:04Cheers
26:06Well, I'm glad my advice helped
26:09Well, what else could I do?
26:15I suppose it'd be for the best in the end
26:18Are you happy now, son?
26:20I don't know, no way, I suppose
26:21It's like a big weight's been removed from his shoulders, I know, do you?
26:26Well, I suppose that's something
26:27Well
26:28See you in the morning, son
26:31Good night
26:33Good night, hon
26:34All right?
26:46Oh, yeah, bro
26:48I owe you an apology, Del
26:53What?
26:54Well, all them things I said earlier
26:56I was right out of order
26:57And, um
26:58Well, you've got to take that opportunity
27:01No, too late, no, bro
27:05I've already phoned Jumbo
27:07Tell him the whole deal's off
27:08Oh, you ain't
27:09Because of what I said
27:12Well, yeah, in a way, Rodney
27:14In a way
27:15Because, you know, you said
27:17The real opportunity lies here
27:19Didn't you?
27:19You know, the country's in a bad way
27:20Money's tight
27:21People are looking for bargains
27:23I mean, you know
27:24And who do they turn to?
27:26You know, first, eh?
27:27Blokes like us
27:28Yeah, blokes like us
27:29You see, I was sitting there
27:31And I thought to myself
27:31I thought, no, no
27:32I thought Rodney has hit the whole nail
27:33Right on the head there
27:34I thought
27:35This wonderful land of ours
27:37Is on the
27:38It's on the eve
27:39Of a golden age
27:41Of the black market
27:43And you and me, you know
27:45We're going to be in there first
27:46Now, I'm glad I listened to you, Rodney
27:50I really am
27:50Because if I'd have taken that
27:52You know, chance of a lifetime
27:53Could have ruined me
27:54So, we're still partners, then?
28:00Yeah, if you'll have me back
28:01Oh, well, let me sleep on it, eh?
28:07Smack you in the nose, you saucy sol
28:09Hey, Dale
28:12This time next year, eh?
28:15Huh?
28:16Yeah, well
28:16You know, this time next year, eh?
28:20Well, I'll see you in the morning, eh?
28:22Yeah
28:23Alright, see you in the morning
28:23See you in the morning
28:23See you in the morning, eh?
28:28Dale
28:28Huh?
28:28Huh?
28:30Good night
28:31Yeah, I know, brother
28:34Good night
28:35This time
28:44Next year
28:46Who wants to be a millionaire
28:57Who wants to be a millionaire?
28:58Who wants to be a millionaire?