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00:02Stick a bunny in me pocket
00:30Why do only fools and horses work?
00:33La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,
00:42la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
00:45What?
00:471,992.
00:49That's what it come to last time.
00:51Yeah, I know.
00:51And that's what it'll come to this time and a time after that and all.
00:55Two grand? Where are we going to get two grand from?
00:57Look, try it again, Rodney, and this time, see if you can get it lower.
01:01How can I get it lower?
01:03Look, 12 times 166 equals 1,992.
01:11Use this calculator.
01:14It's still going to work out the same day.
01:16I could do it on this calculator, that calculator.
01:18I could do it on me fingers and toes.
01:20I could do it on beads.
01:22But it's still going to come to 1,992, innit?
01:25Yeah, like bloody help you turned out to be, Rodney.
01:28Keep the noise down, will you? I can hardly hear this.
01:31Shut up, you saucy old gist.
01:33I couldn't understand it, could you? It's an Indian.
01:37In 1959, I was in Bombay.
01:40You carry on much longer, but tomorrow afternoon you could be in traction.
01:44I like this kind of music.
01:47Eh?
01:49Oh, yeah, look at that, Rodney. It's one of his favourites, that is.
01:52That's that good old-fashioned sing-along number,
01:54knees up, Mother Patel.
01:57Listen.
01:59We're over there trying to devise a scheme
02:01that is going to make us into millionaires,
02:03and all you can do is sit here and watch
02:05bleeding Indian banjos.
02:07Why don't you just stick a George Harris,
02:09and you'll pee on your Walkman or something?
02:11You two are going to be millionaires,
02:13and the Titanic was unsinkable.
02:15Oi, you. There's a fortune to be made out of this deal.
02:17What?
02:18Yeah?
02:19What is this deal, then?
02:23Lovry Thors.
02:31So, what about them?
02:32Well, what about them?
02:33I'll tell you what about them.
02:34There's a certain painter and decorator,
02:36what gets down a nag's head,
02:37and his name is Brendan O'Shaughnessy.
02:40He's Irish.
02:42That is correct, Monty.
02:43Now, this Brendan O'Shaughnessy
02:45has just got a contract to decorate and fit out
02:47a new housing estate over at Nunnhead.
02:49And what has the architect deemed
02:52shall be fitted to all wardrobes?
02:54None other than...
02:56Lovry Thors.
03:00166, to be precise.
03:01Well, you've got one of them.
03:02That's a start, innit?
03:03You sarky old bot when he wants to, Conny, eh?
03:06That's just a sample, innit?
03:08You see, Dale's mate, Teddy Cummings, right,
03:10he manages a joinery works,
03:12and he can let us have hundreds of them doors
03:13dirt cheap,
03:14and there's 200% profit on each one.
03:17That's right.
03:17It's like printing money,
03:18and the cherry on the cake is.
03:20This building firm is putting up houses
03:21all over the shop,
03:22so it's a sort of long-term, ongoing situation.
03:25So, where's the problem?
03:27Well, Teddy Cummings
03:28will only sell them doors in bulk.
03:30Yeah, if we don't get two grand
03:31by tomorrow afternoon, the deal's off.
03:34Well, can't you borrow the money?
03:35Ah, we tried all that, haven't we?
03:37We've been everywhere.
03:38The bank that likes to say yes said,
03:40on to your bike.
03:43I thought the black horse gave us
03:44a load of old pony, didn't I?
03:47Even the listening bank cocked a deafen.
03:50Dale, you must probably think this is stupid.
03:52What is?
03:53Well, it's a long shot.
03:54I'm here to tell you,
03:55it's a real long shot.
03:56Oh, no, I like long shots.
03:57You know me, Rodney.
03:58He who dares wins.
03:59What is it?
04:00Yeah, all right.
04:01Oh, yeah.
04:03Yeah, here you are.
04:05I was reading this colour supplement yesterday.
04:07Yeah?
04:08There was an article in it
04:09that really caught my interest.
04:11Yeah, yeah.
04:12It was about a butterfly.
04:20Butterfly?
04:21Yeah.
04:22Not an ordinary butterfly, though.
04:25Oh.
04:26No, this one's a bit of a rarity.
04:28It's virtually unheard of in this country.
04:31Oh, well, that's interesting, isn't it?
04:33I think its name was, uh,
04:36the Jamaican Swallowtail.
04:37Oh, well, it don't mean a lot to me, Rodney, that name.
04:40No?
04:40No.
04:41Here it is.
04:41Look.
04:42Its scientifical name is Papilio humerus.
04:45Oh, now, that does ring a bell.
04:47Yeah, it is.
04:48I don't believe what he's doing to me.
04:50Here I am on the verge of losing the biggest deal of my life
04:53and this plonker here wants to give me a lecture about poxy butterflies.
04:57You don't understand, do you?
04:59It's an endangered species.
05:01Yeah, I know.
05:02You'll be an endangered species.
05:03You carry on much longer, Rodney.
05:05Look, some of these things have been seen in southern England.
05:09One of them was spotted in Greenwich Park.
05:11You want to whip him down the quacks a bit lively?
05:14The boy's flipped his lid.
05:16Listen, Malfi, there's this private interminol...
05:20intermin...
05:21Well, there's this private butterfly collector, right?
05:24And he was willing to pay Ā£3,000 reward for one of these butterflies.
05:29Ā£3,000?
05:31Yeah, and Greenwich Park is only up the road, innit?
05:34Do you mean you want us to go around chasing butterflies?
05:39Yeah.
05:40You know what?
05:41I think you're right, Rodney.
05:42Yeah?
05:43Yeah.
05:44It is stupid.
05:45I thought it was a long shot, didn't I?
05:49Denny, I can just see us three now running up and down Peckamire Road.
05:52We'll be trying to catch Mars bar wrappers.
05:57Hey, come on.
05:58Look at the time.
05:59Hey, come on.
06:00Get this stuff out of here.
06:01We've got to go and see if we can do a bit.
06:03Ask yourselves this.
06:04Ask yourselves this.
06:05How much do you spend on hairdressing, eh?
06:07It's got to be six or seven quid these days, isn't it?
06:09Now, you work that out over a year and it comes to a national debt, right?
06:13But for just Ā£1.50, you can invest in one of these super deluxe trimming cones.
06:18I mean, you can save yourself a fortune in the comfort of your own front room.
06:22Could you just come round a bit closer?
06:24Come closer, because at these prices, I can't afford to deliver.
06:27Hey, but is it sharp enough, mate?
06:28Is it sharp?
06:29Is it sharp?
06:32Is it sharp?
06:32Well, invest Ā£1.50 and you can save yourself a fortune.
06:38This is a better bet than bigger on a favourite.
06:41Now, listen to me.
06:42Listen.
06:42These are recommended, you know, by the world's leading hairstylist.
06:45Vital Sassoon, Teasy Wheezy, Mick the Barber, Mick the Miller, Mickey Mouse, Sweeney Todd.
06:51Why do I bother?
06:57Just in one of them days.
07:00Come on, Ronnie.
07:01Pack up the suitcase.
07:02We'll go down an egg zebra, a couple of swift halves.
07:06Ā£2,000 by tomorrow.
07:08There's much chance of winning Miss World.
07:11Hey!
07:12Thank you!
07:16Hey, hey, hey!
07:17Hellboy!
07:18Rodney!
07:20So, how did you know that?
07:22Don't ask.
07:23Don't ask.
07:24If they made it into a film, it would be a bigger tearjerker than Love Story.
07:28How does that?
07:29Yeah.
07:30I'd go into the details, only I don't want to see grown men cry.
07:33Listen, you want to hear a sob story, I will tell you a sob story.
07:37I have just found out that my wife has been lying to me.
07:41No!
07:42Yeah.
07:43Every morning she says she's going to leave me, and when I come home at night, she's still there.
07:50Look at you, poor.
07:51Stop it, look.
07:53I can't stop.
07:54I've got to get down to the job centre.
07:56Yeah, all right.
07:56Down to the job centre, eh?
07:57You got yourself into a growth industry at last.
07:59Yeah, well, the wages are lousy, but the hours suit me fine.
08:03See you then, Joe.
08:03See you then.
08:04See you around.
08:05See you then, Joe.
08:07You might love to corrin.
08:10You should have an old cow.
08:13Oh, well, come on, let's go.
08:19Oi.
08:20Yeah?
08:20I heard he took three coppers to arrest Denzel the other night.
08:24Yeah, that's right.
08:25One to put the handcuffs on and two to carry the radio.
08:29We've all heard it, haven't we?
08:32Come on, let's go.
08:35Hey, hold up.
08:37What did Denzel get the sack for?
08:39Oh, he didn't.
08:39He was made redundant.
08:41Oh.
08:43Hold on.
08:43If he was made redundant, that means he's got redundancy money.
08:48Yeah, I suppose so.
08:49Denzel!
08:52Denzel!
08:52You're not having any!
09:18Don't make me rich!
09:20Denzel, don't be a plonker all your life!
09:30I'm going to live forever.
09:33All right, all right?
09:34Have a good day?
09:34I'm busy doing the housework, Del.
09:36I made all the beds except yours and Rodney's.
09:39Oh, that's all right.
09:40Well, sit yourself down.
09:41You don't want to knock your old pipe out, do you?
09:42Ah, that's my trouble.
09:44I never know when to stop.
09:46Yes, this is true.
09:47This is very true.
09:49You're in a better mood than you were this morning.
09:52Yeah, well, I've got every reason to be, haven't I?
09:53I've clinched the Lowry door deal.
09:55Never.
09:56Yeah, it's true.
09:57I've picked him up, paid for him, and Rodney at this moment in time is stacking him in the garage.
10:00All I've got to do now is phone Brendan, and he'll come round and pick him up, and then we
10:04shall be ripped!
10:06Where'd you get the money to pay for him?
10:08Well, do you remember my pal Denzel?
10:10Called in here a couple of weeks ago.
10:11Yeah.
10:12He was black.
10:13Yeah.
10:14Well, he still is.
10:17Anyway, did you hear that he had Ā£2,000 in redundancy money?
10:21Yeah.
10:21Well, he ain't now.
10:23Oh, come off it, Joe.
10:24You didn't take the fella's redundancy money.
10:26Well, yeah, yeah.
10:27I mean, he insisted.
10:30I have never seen anything like it.
10:32He did Denzel up like a kipper.
10:35Yeah, well, look, tell him when he comes in that I've got all the Lowry doors, and they're in the
10:40garage, and he can come pick them up any time he wants.
10:43Yeah.
10:43He chased him, he did.
10:44A mile and a half through Deptford.
10:47Denzel was 300 yards from his front door, and he put in a kick.
10:51I'll tell you, Seb Coe ain't even in a picture when he's got the smell of money in his nostrils.
10:56Okay then, Bridie.
10:57Look, don't you forget to tell him now, will you?
10:59He forced lager down his throat, then he frog-matched him to the bank.
11:03Do you know, Denzel was crying when he handed that money over.
11:07Listen to me, dopey.
11:08Listen, all right?
11:09Denzel gives me Ā£2,000 today.
11:12I give him Ā£3,000 tomorrow.
11:15Now, that means he gets Ā£1,000 profit in 24 hours.
11:18Now, he ain't going to get that out of Bradford and Bingley, is he, eh?
11:21Denzel knows it makes sense.
11:23What about his missus?
11:24She's a bit of a dragon, isn't she?
11:26Well, it's just so.
11:27I wouldn't like to be in Denzel's shoes when Corinne finds out.
11:29Nah, she'll be all right.
11:30She'll be as sweet as a nut.
11:32Denzel bought her a little present.
11:34Oh, yeah.
11:35A do-it-yourself hair-cutting kit.
11:39No, she's going to treasure that.
11:41You mark my word.
11:41Now, listen, gentlemen.
11:43Listen to me, because this evening, I am taking you down a Nags Head public house,
11:47where we're going to hold one of them things that Rodney couldn't organise in a brewery.
11:53After that, we're going to the Star of Bengal for a ruby.
11:57So, get that down your neck, Rodney.
11:59Cheers.
12:11My hair's falling out.
12:15My hair's falling out in great chunks.
12:19I'm going bald.
12:22Derek, I'm 24 years old and I'm going bald.
12:27That's supposed to be a sign of something.
12:29Yeah, it's a sign that I'm going bald.
12:33Listen, you tarts.
12:34Come here, let me have a look.
12:36Come on, let me see.
12:38What do you reckon?
12:40Well, let me put it this way, Rodney.
12:41If your head was a tyre, you'd fail the M.O.T.
12:46To hell, I'm going bald.
12:47It might not be that, Rodney.
12:49You might have a touch of alopecia.
12:53I never thought of that, hon.
12:55And there's me fretting, eh?
12:58My head's going to look like a bloody egg.
13:01You should show up with a wig, son.
13:03Oh, yeah, I'm going to look really cool
13:04and I'm trying to pull a bird with a Davy Crockett out of me.
13:07No, I'll answer that.
13:13It could be the phone.
13:16Hello?
13:17Oh, Brendan.
13:18How are you, Powell?
13:20Oh, so you got the message, then?
13:22Eh?
13:23What do you mean you've been trying to phone me all day?
13:26Eh?
13:27Well, what's wrong?
13:30Well, why don't you talk to him, then?
13:32You know, go and persuade him.
13:34Yeah, what's that?
13:35It's the architect.
13:36He's changing his mind.
13:36He wants Victorian panel doors now.
13:40Brendan, listen, listen, listen, Brendan.
13:41You know, go and, you know, give him a few quid, eh?
13:44You know, bung him, eh?
13:45Eh?
13:46Well, beat him up, then.
13:49Well, I'll come down and beat him up for you, if you like.
13:52Brendan, look, I've got 166 Lowry doors in my garage.
13:57Hey, all my capital is tied up in them.
14:00Well, I know we didn't sign a contract,
14:02but what am I supposed to do with them?
14:05And yours.
14:08Yeah, I'll get you for this, Brendan.
14:09You just see if I don't.
14:11Damn!
14:12Oh, dear.
14:14Damn.
14:15There they go.
14:16Look at all that.
14:17I knew everything was going too smoothly.
14:19All that money.
14:20Can't you take them back to the warehouse
14:21and swap them for panel doors?
14:23Oh, take them back to the warehouse.
14:26Oh, ha, ha, ha, ha.
14:31Yeah, why don't we just take them back and swap them?
14:34We can't take them back, can we, eh?
14:37We were well lucky to get them out without being caught.
14:42They were hooky?
14:44Oh, great, Derek.
14:47Cosmic.
14:48They were hooky, Lowry doors, were they?
14:50Well, you didn't mention that small fact to me, did you?
14:52Well, weren't you just a teeny-weeny bit suspicious
14:55the way we collected them doors?
14:56Instead of driving into the warehouse and sort of loading up,
14:59Tommy Cummings was chucking them out the first floor window,
15:01wasn't he, eh?
15:03Till?
15:04What?
15:04You know that Denzel fella?
15:06Yeah.
15:07Has he got any brothers?
15:08Yeah, five, why?
15:09No, I think it's just that five West Indian brooks
15:12just got out of a rover.
15:21It's them!
15:22That is them, it's Denzel's brothers!
15:24Look at the size of them!
15:26What are you going to do, Del?
15:28I'm not going to stay here, we'll just stay here.
15:30We'll stay here, and if they want to cut up rough,
15:32we'll exchange punches, you know, like man to man.
15:35You're not including me in that, are you?
15:39Derek, look at the size of them!
15:41They look even bigger when you get up here, Rodney.
15:43Yeah, well, don't worry, don't worry, listen, I'm going to explain.
15:46I'm going to, what we're going to do, we'll, what we, we,
15:48I'll tell you, we're going to run for it!
15:50Come on, let's get out of here!
15:52Quick!
15:58What's he brought us here for?
15:59God, no.
16:01I don't like these places.
16:03They make me feel queasy.
16:04Oi, sort of you two.
16:06No, it's nothing, it's just Del, but he don't feel too well.
16:08How bad is he?
16:10I mean, is it worth our while taking him home?
16:12Oh, I ain't that bad, Del.
16:14Oh, good, well, you just sit back and enjoy yourself, then.
16:17Enjoy ourselves?
16:18Del, we are 2,000 pounds in debt,
16:22we have a garage load of hooky doors
16:24and a mob of irate Rastafarians after our blood,
16:27so what are we doing hanging around Mum's monument?
16:30Because I always come here in times of trouble, Rodney.
16:34Just come here and stand here and tell Mum my problems,
16:38and somehow she always seems to provide an answer.
16:41She's never let me down yet.
16:42I mean, you take that time when you was done
16:44for the possession of cannabis.
16:46I just came here and I told Mum
16:50that her little baby was in trouble with the law
16:53and it was almost as if I could hear her voice saying to me,
16:58bribe the old bill, Del.
17:02And what happened?
17:03When the case came to court,
17:05the police could provide no evidence.
17:08You told me you got a 250 quid fine and a suspended sentence.
17:12Yeah.
17:13Well, three days before the trial,
17:14this plon completely guilty by post.
17:17Mum wasn't to know that, was he?
17:21Now, don't worry, she'll come up with a solution
17:24to our financial plight.
17:26Come on, sit yourself down.
17:29Now, just relax, Rodders.
17:37Now, just look around, Rodney.
17:40Just think, one day all us trotters will be here.
17:47Well, I don't know about you.
17:49It's all right, Del.
17:50I'm with the co-op.
17:54Yeah, back in the 60s, I bought us all the plop.
17:57You know, I thought, well, land was going to be
17:58a good investment, wasn't it, eh?
18:00Can't go wrong, Del, can you?
18:02See, I'll be over there next to Mum
18:06and Granddad, well, he's already here over
18:09in the Gardens of External Peace.
18:18Oh, yeah, you, uh...
18:20See, look, see right over there?
18:22Right over the back there?
18:23Look.
18:24Yeah.
18:24Yeah.
18:25See that?
18:25Can you see the big pile of stinging nettles?
18:28Yeah.
18:30Yeah.
18:33Under the stinging nettles?
18:35I'm going to be buried under a pile of stinging nettles.
18:37It's not going to bother you, Rodney, is it?
18:38Because you're going to be brown-bred.
18:41What happens when his family come to pay their respect?
18:44Yeah, well, have no family, will he?
18:45Because I'll be over there next to Mum
18:46and you'll be picking up your divvies.
18:49He could be married by then.
18:51How's his widow going to tend his grave
18:53when it's covered in stinging nettles?
18:55Well, she'll have to buy herself
18:56a decent pair of gardening gloves, won't she?
19:00Think of it, I've got a beautiful pair
19:02of gardening gloves in the garage.
19:03They retail at $4.75, normally.
19:07You can have them for a knicker.
19:09I don't want any gardening gloves.
19:12It's charming, that, isn't it?
19:15Charming.
19:15Never a fork for the poor old missus.
19:17There she'll be, all swelling and blotches
19:19all over her hands, a poor little mare.
19:22God, don't believe this conversation.
19:24He's taking place.
19:27In 35 seconds, you two have married me,
19:30buried me and given me widow's skin trouble.
19:34You've got to look into the future, ain't you, Uncle?
19:36Not if I can help it, Uncle.
19:39I like looking into the future.
19:41I find it very reassuring to know
19:43that whatever happens down here
19:45in this mortal curl,
19:46that one day we'll all be together
19:49up there in heaven,
19:50forever and ever.
19:52Amen.
19:53Do you believe in all that heaven and what have you?
19:55Oh, yeah, it's true.
19:57I read it in a book.
20:00Dale.
20:02Yeah.
20:03Just think, Rodney,
20:04when you come through them pearly gates
20:06all like clouds and things,
20:09the first face that you will see will be mine.
20:13Yeah, that's cosmic.
20:15Dale.
20:16Your mum will be there as well.
20:17Oh, yeah, mum will be there.
20:19Because she'll be wanting to see Rodney,
20:22her little wonder baby.
20:24She always used to call him that, you know,
20:25because she wondered how the hell he happened.
20:30Derek,
20:31I suppose your dad might be up there as well, eh?
20:33Oh, I hope so.
20:34I do hope so, Uncle.
20:36Can't wait to get my hands on that old git.
20:38To give him such a whack with my arp,
20:40he won't know whether it's Good Friday or Bonfire.
20:44Dale, will you stop rabbiting for one minute
20:46and come over here?
20:49Oh, good...
20:50Bennett!
20:51What's the matter with you now?
20:53Eh?
20:53Look over there.
20:56Where?
20:57Just by them flowers.
20:59And it's got that butterfly thing from Rodney's magazine.
21:02It's because it is that butterfly thing from my magazine.
21:06Don't leave it out to you, Wally.
21:08What, that thing over there's worth 3,000 pounds?
21:11Never.
21:12Hmm?
21:13What?
21:18It is.
21:19It is that and all.
21:22If we could...
21:23If we could capture that,
21:25all our problems would be over.
21:27Yeah.
21:27I told you to, didn't I?
21:28Didn't I tell you too that Mum would come up trumps?
21:31Yeah, let's get in.
21:32Shh, no, no, be careful.
21:33Take your time, take your time.
21:35We've got to do this the way the professionals are doing.
21:39What do you mean?
21:39We've got to jump over things and skid around the van?
21:44I don't mean Bodie and Bleed and Doyle,
21:47you stupid old kid.
21:50Professional butterfly catchers.
21:53Albert?
21:54Yes, dear?
21:55Yes, you're right.
22:02Derek?
22:03What?
22:04With some respect.
22:08Sorry.
22:22It's gone quick, Rodney.
22:23Get after it.
22:24Go on.
22:26Quick.
22:28Where's it go?
22:29Left?
22:30Left.
22:31Where is it?
22:32No, there.
22:33There.
22:34There.
22:36No.
22:38No.
22:39No.
22:39No.
22:49Careful, Del.
22:51Take it nice and easy.
22:55Yes, yes.
22:56Thank you, Rodney.
23:06Because you could slip and kill yourself as easy as anything.
23:12I know.
23:13I know.
23:15I know.
23:16I know.
23:30I know.
23:31I know.
23:39Oh, come on, Den, he's getting away!
23:45Things might do for money.
24:00Where is he?
24:01He's out there on that lily page.
24:03Eh?
24:06Oh!
24:09Well, we can't leave him out here, can we?
24:12Well, what do you want to do, then? Phone the Coast Guards?
24:15The bloody great Pike can come up and have him for his supper.
24:19No one of us is going to have to go and get him.
24:22Go on, Rodney, I'll hold your shoes.
24:24Eh? I ain't going in there.
24:26This is no time for second thoughts.
24:29Look, that is not a butterfly out here.
24:31That is Denzil's money.
24:34So how come I've got to go in and get it?
24:37Because I'm not a very good swimmer.
24:39Nor am I.
24:40I know, but you're taller than me, ain't ya?
24:43Take you longer to drown.
24:45It's only shallow.
24:47How shallow?
24:47Well, I don't know.
24:48Do I?
24:49Get in and see.
25:02What's Rodney doing?
25:03I don't know.
25:03The backstroke, I think.
25:09It's our free ground, you see.
25:10Look, it's out there on that lily pad.
25:12Well, I begged him.
25:12I begged him not to go in.
25:14It's pity you weren't here.
25:15This is right up your street there, isn't it?
25:17Oh, I can't swim, Del.
25:19He used to be a sailor.
25:21Don't mean a thing.
25:22Nelson couldn't swim.
25:25Of course he couldn't.
25:26He'd only got one bloody arm.
25:29He might have been round in circles, wouldn't he?
25:33Hey, old Rodney.
25:34See?
25:34Not as bad as you thought, is it?
25:36You pushed me.
25:38I did not.
25:38I did not push you.
25:39I just gave you a little bit of encouragement.
25:41Anyway, come on, Rodney, you're in now.
25:42Yeah, I'm getting out now, no.
25:44No, no.
25:45Just a minute.
25:46Just a minute.
25:48Not ten yards.
25:49Not ten yards from you.
25:51Right?
25:52He's one of the rarest, most beautifulest
25:54of God's little tiny creatures.
25:56And then what?
25:57He's in that magazine of yours.
25:58He's going to give us three grand for it.
26:00But I don't care, Eric.
26:01I'm still getting out.
26:02Listen.
26:02No, listen, listen.
26:03Look, we give Denzel back his two grand
26:05and there's a grand in it for ourselves.
26:07I thought you said you'd give Denzel three grand.
26:10It's funny that, because Denzel thought I said that and all.
26:14Oh, it is.
26:15Everyone's a winner, don't I?
26:17We'll just...
26:22Nice and gently, Rodney.
26:25Shut up.
26:28Easy now.
26:31Don't splash.
26:33Go slowly.
26:34Don't disturb it.
26:38And there you go.
26:44Got it?
26:45Got it.
26:45Good boy.
26:46Good boy.
26:47Come on.
26:51I better get a cold next week now.
26:53Oh, shut up, you tar.
26:56Just water will make my hair go frizzy.
26:58Don't worry.
26:59The alopecia will soon cure that.
27:03Oh, careful.
27:04Oh, careful.
27:05Just remember,
27:07if you get into difficulties,
27:08save the butterfly.
27:10Right?
27:11Stuff the butterfly?
27:14Hey.
27:15Stop that.
27:16There are very few of them things left in the world.
27:17There are millions of you.
27:19Nice and easy, Rodney.
27:21Almost there.
27:24Right.
27:27Careful.
27:28Got it.
27:29Got it.
27:30Got it.
27:33Is he all right, Del?
27:34Yeah.
27:35He's a bit wet, but he'll survive.
27:41The old sun will soon dry you out, won't it?
27:44Then I'm going to take you down to the nice man
27:47who's going to give your Uncle Deli Welli
27:50free lovely grand.
27:55Denzel!
27:55I've got your money.
27:57Great.
27:58See you down the pub later.
28:14What's that missing your age?
28:16That used to be a butterfly, Rodney.
28:20A pub.
28:23He didn't.
28:26Not one dental.
28:28And...
28:31Well, what a flonker.
28:35So what do we do now?
28:46Well, ladies and gentlemen.
28:47How would you like to become the proud owner of a set of
28:49Laoghue Corks?
28:51The old husband!
28:56The old husband, I don't think about that,
28:58Ernie and Mdigris together.
29:00The old man mate's×× problems,...
29:03Heined his family and the old husband.
29:05...is REMEMEL.
29:06It's been zero to the right now.
29:08It's gone down, every one of them.
29:08Students know it's been glong,
29:09Why am I right?
29:191.
29:20It's a smaller instance...
29:21We'll cut prices and a straw
29:24God bless Hooky Street
29:28Viva Hooky Street
29:32Long live Hooky Street
29:34St. Magnifique Hooky Street
29:38Magnifique Hooky Street
29:41Hooky Street
29:44Hooky Street