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00:06:11Sì, sì.
00:06:41No, no.
00:07:11Babe, I want you to meet someone.
00:07:30See?
00:07:31Nothing.
00:07:32She just sits there.
00:07:32Not a word.
00:07:33Good afternoon, Claire.
00:07:42My name is Monica.
00:07:45She's here to help, Claire.
00:07:47Tell me, is it more convenient for you to come to my office?
00:07:55Well, would you rather have sessions here?
00:07:57Sure.
00:08:02Okay.
00:08:03Then I'm going to come here.
00:08:05Would you like that?
00:08:10It's not necessary for us to discuss anything you don't want to talk about, you know?
00:08:15I'll just come here and spend time with you.
00:08:18Okay?
00:08:21Great.
00:08:21And how about we start today?
00:08:26So you can take us?
00:08:28Yes.
00:08:28Thank you.
00:08:29It's fine.
00:08:30All right.
00:08:31Please.
00:08:40Claire, do you want Eric to stay with us?
00:08:42Eric, you have to leave.
00:08:53It's family therapy.
00:08:55The whole family's here.
00:08:56You heard her wishes.
00:08:58No, I didn't.
00:09:00I haven't heard a thing.
00:09:02That's not going to work.
00:09:03We won't get any positive results.
00:09:07Claire, why don't you talk to me?
00:09:08Please, why don't you talk to me?
00:09:10Eric, you should...
00:09:10Tell me, no, I shouldn't.
00:09:11Eric, this is Claire's time.
00:09:13If you want a session, you should schedule an appointment.
00:09:16Fine.
00:09:27Quite a temper.
00:09:32Is he abusing you?
00:09:38So did you ask for me?
00:09:40No.
00:09:43I see.
00:09:48What's there?
00:09:51It's your case.
00:09:54It's so big already.
00:09:57No, this one's your medical.
00:10:00May I?
00:10:00Do you want to talk?
00:10:14I do.
00:10:16About this?
00:10:18No.
00:10:24About your mom?
00:10:25What about your husband?
00:10:27No.
00:10:30What about your husband?
00:10:34He just can't stand the silent treatment.
00:10:36He just can't stand the silent treatment.
00:10:36No.
00:10:36Because you can't stop.
00:10:37He just can't stop.
00:10:39Yeah.
00:10:41Grazie.
00:11:11Grazie.
00:11:41Grazie.
00:12:11Grazie.
00:12:41Grazie.
00:13:11Grazie.
00:13:20Go ahead and press.
00:13:23Hello this is Mary clark's.
00:13:25Please leave me a message after the tone
00:13:27and I'll call you back as soon as possible.
00:13:30Oh and if this is Claire, don't worry I'm fine.
00:13:32I'm probably just asleep.
00:13:34Mom,
00:13:34I know what you're going to say
00:13:34that I'm overreacting or something
00:13:36but anyways I have a question.
00:13:39This is so stupid, uh, I don't even know how to ask this question properly.
00:13:46In conclusion, I will only say that I found someone else's hair in Eric's bag and that he is cheating on me.
00:13:56Mom, I know what you're going to say and please don't, okay? I already caught him lying to me several times.
00:14:02What lies, you ask? Well, I will tell you.
00:14:04First of all, he spends three nights a week at the gym.
00:14:10And second of all, he keeps having these dinners with clients, which I'm not even invited to.
00:14:17No, of course he spends every night in our bed.
00:14:21But still, something is happening.
00:14:24And I know it. I mean, I can, I can feel it.
00:14:27They say that a woman knows when her man is betraying her.
00:14:31Did you feel this way with Dad?
00:14:36Well, why didn't you ever tell me?
00:14:39Well, if you told me, maybe I would...
00:14:42Yes, I don't know what I would have done.
00:14:49But who knows?
00:14:51Maybe it would help.
00:14:55Mom, why didn't you...
00:14:57Hello, this is Mary Clarks.
00:15:26Please leave me a message after the tone and I'll call you back as soon as possible.
00:15:30Oh, and if this is Claire, don't worry.
00:15:33I'm fine. I'm probably just asleep.
00:15:37You're right.
00:15:39I just screwed myself up again.
00:15:42I...
00:15:43The hair just seemed darker.
00:15:47Call me when you wake up.
00:15:49Please.
00:15:49I...
00:15:50I...
00:15:51I had another bad dream.
00:15:57I ran and I ran and...
00:16:01My boy cried.
00:16:03And he cried.
00:16:04And then the cries got louder.
00:16:12And I couldn't find him.
00:16:16I lost him.
00:16:17I...
00:16:18I don't know where I put him.
00:16:20And...
00:16:21And now I'm getting closer.
00:16:29But he's nowhere to be found.
00:16:30And I lost him by theulan.
00:16:37I lost him by the走了.
00:16:41But I didn't know where I passed out.
00:16:44I got a new feeling.
00:16:45I've just had a new feeling with a new life of...
00:16:50who died.
00:16:52More shorthy, huh?
00:16:52Grazie a tutti.
00:17:22Grazie a tutti.
00:17:52Grazie a tutti.
00:18:22Grazie a tutti.
00:18:52Grazie a tutti.
00:19:22Grazie a tutti.
00:19:52Grazie a tutti.
00:20:22So, let's have a drink.
00:20:23Let's drink.
00:20:24What happened?
00:20:40Any ideas?
00:20:45What day is today?
00:20:49Thursday?
00:20:52No, I mean, what day is today?
00:20:55It's March 26th.
00:20:56It's March 26th.
00:21:02Okay, what's up?
00:21:08Yeah?
00:21:10Yeah?
00:21:12No, I am not celebrating this with you.
00:21:14Look at me!
00:21:18What exactly are you celebrating?
00:21:21Why just me?
00:21:23No, I am not celebrating this with you.
00:21:29No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:21:32Don't go, don't go, don't go!
00:21:33Please, please, I'm sorry.
00:21:35I'm sorry, I didn't mean it.
00:21:37I'll be better.
00:21:39Ok.
00:21:40Do you want to call Monica?
00:21:46Ok, we'll call Monica.
00:22:10Ok.
00:22:11Ok.
00:22:16Ok.
00:22:25Ok.
00:22:26It's too early.
00:22:40I'm just fixing your pillow.
00:22:56It's too early.
00:23:26Grazie a tutti.
00:23:56Grazie.
00:24:26Grazie a tutti.
00:24:56Grazie a tutti.
00:25:26Grazie a tutti.
00:25:56Grazie a tutti.
00:26:26Grazie a tutti.
00:26:57That's not fair.
00:26:59Okay?
00:27:00I'm working for two here.
00:27:04What do you want from me?
00:27:05You want me to go back to work?
00:27:06That would be nice, you know, your place is still your place.
00:27:14Did you contact them?
00:27:16Your boss called me?
00:27:25You just wanted to check up and see how things were.
00:27:28He wanted to see how you were feeling, okay?
00:27:30And?
00:27:31And?
00:27:31And?
00:27:31And I told them, kid, you were feeling, uh, better.
00:27:44I don't know.
00:27:45I don't know.
00:27:45I don't know.
00:27:46I don't know.
00:27:50I don't know.
00:27:51I don't know.
00:27:51So you think that I feel better?
00:27:53I don't know.
00:27:54I'm just ready.
00:27:55I'm just ready to go back to work.
00:27:57I don't know.
00:27:58I just thought it would be nice for you to get out of the house, you know?
00:28:01and, and, and get your mind off of-
00:28:03So I should just forget about everything?
00:28:06As if nothing happened, right?
00:28:07I don't know.
00:28:09Do as you see fit, okay?
00:28:11No.
00:28:13No, you tell me.
00:28:14You tell me what I need to do.
00:28:16You know better.
00:28:18I want to go to sleep.
00:28:20Okay?
00:28:21And you're not understanding what I'm saying.
00:28:23So please, just lie down.
00:28:31How can you be okay?
00:28:39How can you be okay?
00:28:48When I am suffocating?
00:28:53How can you be so insensitive that we can't even share a word about it?
00:28:58About what, Claire?
00:29:00Huh?
00:29:01Because there's an unbearable amount of hits going on right now.
00:29:05God, we need to live a normal life and not in a fucking cemetery.
00:29:10We need to live a normal life, Claire.
00:29:13I love you and the only reason I haven't grabbed my shit and left is because of that.
00:29:20But?
00:29:21But what?
00:29:22Huh?
00:29:23Say it.
00:29:24But what?
00:29:25But what?
00:29:26You went an entire month, an entire month without talking to me and not a fucking single
00:29:30word, Claire.
00:29:31You didn't say anything.
00:29:32And I thought, I thought that was horrible.
00:29:34I thought that was so bad.
00:29:35But now, look at this.
00:29:36Look at this.
00:29:37You're constantly talking.
00:29:39Even in your sleep.
00:29:40And at work, you're calling me.
00:29:43And you're calling me every 15 minutes, Claire.
00:29:45And if I don't answer right away, you're texting me.
00:29:48And if I don't answer that, you call again.
00:29:51And I don't know, I don't know how long you can do this to me.
00:29:56I don't know how long you can do this to me because I need some fucking peace.
00:30:00Okay?
00:30:01I need some peace in my own home, Claire.
00:30:04Fuck!
00:30:05I am not a clown.
00:30:09Do I look like a fucking clown?
00:30:11I am not a clown!
00:30:12I am not some fucking monkey that's going to jump when you say jump!
00:30:16I don't do that!
00:30:19It's either talk or fuck with you.
00:30:22Huh?
00:30:23You either want to talk or you want to fuck, and it's not even good!
00:30:27Look at me!
00:30:29I'm fucking tired!
00:30:32And I'm going to sleep on the fucking couch!
00:30:42You can't, I'm like that.
00:30:43I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.
00:30:52I don't know if you can help me out.
00:30:55I don't know if you want to talk to me.
00:30:57I don't know if you're coming here.
00:30:59Oh!
00:31:00I don't know if...
00:31:01Oh...
00:31:02Oh!
00:31:03Oh...
00:31:06Oh...
00:31:08Oh!
00:31:09Oh...
00:31:10Oh!
00:31:11Oh...
00:31:12I told you, this is it.
00:31:30Yes.
00:31:31No, please, please, Mom.
00:31:36Tell me, how can I save my marriage?
00:31:39Well, what can you tell me?
00:31:44You couldn't make it work with Dad
00:31:46You don't want me to be happy
00:31:50I'm sorry
00:31:56I'm sorry
00:31:58Yeah
00:32:01No, you're right, you're right, you're right
00:32:06A woman should always be a woman
00:32:08Yeah
00:32:10You would ever want this
00:32:15Hush, my love
00:32:43It's your mommy, mommy remembers you
00:32:48Mommy loves you
00:32:50Mommy loves your daddy
00:32:56And there is no way that we can lose him
00:32:59Mommy
00:33:29No, no, no, no.
00:33:59And we'd go, preferably using our feet.
00:34:04Come on, you're out every evening.
00:34:07Well, you like this body, don't you?
00:34:12Yes.
00:34:13Yeah?
00:34:17Seriously, I don't know how you do it.
00:34:19You're here all day by yourself?
00:34:22Come on, let's train together.
00:34:24I have so much to do.
00:34:26Oh, yeah?
00:34:27Like what?
00:34:29Why don't you just take me out on a date?
00:34:34We're married.
00:34:36I don't have to do that anymore.
00:34:38I'm kidding.
00:34:39Baby.
00:34:40Baby, baby, exactly, baby.
00:34:42What about that?
00:34:45What about that?
00:34:50Nothing.
00:34:50I had a few bad days.
00:34:52It's fine.
00:34:57Okay?
00:34:59Hey.
00:35:00I love you.
00:35:00I love you.
00:35:07Really?
00:35:09I swear on my abs.
00:35:13All six of them.
00:35:15Go.
00:35:19You sure?
00:35:20Yes.
00:35:21All right.
00:35:21Go.
00:35:21Hey, wait.
00:35:24Hey.
00:35:25Um, I read an article that we can bring intimacy back into our relationship if you just carry
00:35:32me to bed every night.
00:35:40Where did you hear that?
00:35:41Go.
00:35:45Okay, baby.
00:35:46I'm going to carry you.
00:35:47You get ready.
00:35:48Okay.
00:35:48I'm going to carry you.
00:35:49I'm going to carry you.
00:35:49I'm going to carry you.
00:35:49I'm going to carry you.
00:35:50I'm going to carry you.
00:35:50I'm going to carry you.
00:35:51I'm going to carry you.
00:35:51I'm going to carry you.
00:35:52I'm going to carry you.
00:35:52I'm going to carry you.
00:35:53I'm going to carry you.
00:35:53I'm going to carry you.
00:35:54I'm going to carry you.
00:35:54I'm going to carry you.
00:35:55I'm going to carry you.
00:35:56I'm going to carry you.
00:35:57I'm going to carry you.
00:35:58I'm going to carry you.
00:35:59I'm going to carry you.
00:36:00I'm going to carry you.
00:36:01I'm going to carry you.
00:36:02I'm going to carry you.
00:36:03I'm going to carry you.
00:36:04I'm going to carry you.
00:36:05What do you see?
00:36:27It's obvious.
00:36:30The woman?
00:36:32The woman?
00:36:35A free woman?
00:36:39Who is a free woman for you?
00:36:43Do you feel like a free woman, Monica?
00:36:46I could say that.
00:36:49But?
00:36:50There is no but.
00:36:54Then I envy you.
00:36:58Don't you feel free?
00:37:02I felt like that before.
00:37:05I feel like I'm scared.
00:37:08Years later, here I am.
00:37:13Scared.
00:37:17Hopeless.
00:37:20Useless.
00:37:21I wouldn't use those words.
00:37:27Then what words would you use?
00:37:31Let's see.
00:37:33Tired.
00:37:34Confused.
00:37:35I only feel pity for myself.
00:37:44You know I only have you.
00:37:48I mean, there's only you.
00:37:51For me.
00:37:58I don't have anybody else.
00:38:07God, I'm pathetic.
00:38:07You name the qualities which, as you believe, belong to you now.
00:38:15What about before?
00:38:18Oh, I was fearless.
00:38:21Full of life.
00:38:24And love.
00:38:25Do you love your husband?
00:38:29Of course I love my husband.
00:38:33But I can't give my love to him alone.
00:38:38Who else?
00:38:39If I were free, as before, I wouldn't suppress my desires.
00:38:55I wouldn't ignore my impulses.
00:39:09That's not right.
00:39:10I don't care.
00:39:14There's a connection between us.
00:39:18I can feel it.
00:39:19Why did you decide to take my case?
00:39:27Why did you come here?
00:39:49Why did you come here?
00:39:51Claire?
00:39:56Claire?
00:39:58Claire, do you hear me?
00:40:01Hmm?
00:40:03Let me show you how free I am.
00:40:07You wanted to show me something?
00:40:11What?
00:40:13You left our conversation and you mumbled about wanting to show me something.
00:40:18Never mind.
00:40:19Why did you take my case?
00:40:24I took your case because I wanted to be close to you.
00:40:27I agreed to come here because I wanted us to be alone.
00:40:30Because I wanted to help you.
00:40:34Not that.
00:40:35Because I knew I could help you.
00:40:41Why did you agree to come here?
00:40:44Because you refused to come to my office.
00:40:46No.
00:40:47No.
00:40:49Who else should you give your love to?
00:40:52Do you want a coffee?
00:40:53Claire, we're not done here.
00:40:56I want to stop now.
00:40:57Who else should you give your love to?
00:40:59I'm tired, okay?
00:41:05Who else, Claire?
00:41:06This needs to be said.
00:41:10I want you to leave my house.
00:41:11I want you to leave my house.
00:41:13We're finished for today.
00:41:16You know you can trust me, right?
00:41:21What are you doing here?
00:41:26You know you can trust me, right?
00:41:37What are you doing here?
00:41:38Are you all right?
00:41:41Come, Sid.
00:41:42You shouldn't be here.
00:41:44Get out of here.
00:41:46Calm down.
00:41:47Get out, or I'll call the police.
00:41:51Oh, hey.
00:42:01How was today?
00:42:02We need to talk.
00:42:03Uh, okay.
00:42:05Yeah, let's just come inside.
00:42:06No, listen.
00:42:06Your wife is losing the boundaries of reality.
00:42:28No, you're not listening to me.
00:42:30Do you think I'm joking?
00:42:31No, I don't think you're joking, okay?
00:42:33I just, I don't think that this is...
00:42:36critical.
00:42:37You know, things just started getting better.
00:42:41This is a problem,
00:42:42and it's not going to get solved by ignoring it.
00:42:45If you don't see it, it doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
00:42:48You've completely stepped aside.
00:42:50It's not right.
00:42:52Why did you stop keeping the diary?
00:42:54Well, that's why she has the meetings with you.
00:42:56No, look, I can't keep coming here anymore.
00:42:59Why?
00:42:59It only fuels her disease.
00:43:01She feels too comfortable at home.
00:43:03You need to come to my office,
00:43:05and you must bring her in person.
00:43:07In this setting, she assumes that I'm her friend.
00:43:10Okay, so what's wrong with that?
00:43:12She's creating a trusting relationship with her therapist, right?
00:43:15I'm not her friend.
00:43:17She's my patient.
00:43:39He's so cute.
00:43:40He's literally the most beautiful baby in the world.
00:43:47Mom, how can he ignore him?
00:43:50I don't understand.
00:43:56You're right.
00:43:56Parental instinct does happen much later in men.
00:44:01He just needs to spend more time with the kid.
00:44:03Babe, home.
00:44:05Okay, I love you.
00:44:06I gotta go.
00:44:07Bye.
00:44:11Hey.
00:44:11Hey.
00:44:12Hey.
00:44:12What are you doing in there?
00:44:15Oh.
00:44:15Mm-hmm.
00:44:22Mm.
00:44:24Mm.
00:44:27Someone said I'm a mood.
00:44:28You hungry?
00:44:33I ate already.
00:44:35Oh.
00:44:37I didn't know there was gonna be food.
00:44:39Well, now there's always gonna be food.
00:44:42Oh, okay.
00:44:44You go change.
00:44:45Okay.
00:44:46And I'm gonna bring us some wine and cheese.
00:44:48Wine and cheese?
00:44:49Mm-hmm.
00:44:50Okay.
00:44:53Wow.
00:44:53Yeah.
00:44:59Wine and cheese.
00:45:05Hey, you wanna watch something?
00:45:07Sure.
00:45:08Yeah, just something light.
00:45:12You know, I've been thinking for a while that I don't need therapy anymore.
00:45:18Really?
00:45:20Yeah, I feel much better.
00:45:23What does Monica have to say about it?
00:45:26Who cares?
00:45:29I feel great.
00:45:33Besides, she's not gonna let me go.
00:45:34It's probably just a money thing.
00:45:38Red?
00:45:39Of course.
00:45:41Since when?
00:45:43Um, it was on sale.
00:45:48That's my girl.
00:45:49Oh, careful, careful.
00:45:53I got a call from the funeral home.
00:46:07They said they didn't receive last month's check.
00:46:09Did you?
00:46:09Did you send it?
00:46:10Oh, my God, I'm so clumsy.
00:46:12Oh, goodness.
00:46:12I, oh, Jesus.
00:46:14Oh.
00:46:15Um, I probably just forgot.
00:46:17Can you just do it for me?
00:46:20Claire, this is really your responsibility.
00:46:22Please.
00:46:23Just do it for me.
00:46:24Okay?
00:46:27You know I'm not good with numbers.
00:46:30You're in financing.
00:46:31What do you mean?
00:46:32Claire.
00:46:37Claire.
00:46:44Ow.
00:46:47Fuck.
00:46:47What did you say?
00:47:01Your mom was there.
00:47:03She, she, she couldn't stay to the end because she felt so bad.
00:47:05You're lying.
00:47:06Claire, and, and, and soon she...
00:47:08No.
00:47:09Claire, your boss was there, okay?
00:47:12He showed up and he gave you time off so you'd get a hold of yourself.
00:47:17Fuck.
00:47:42Leave already.
00:47:53I'm all right.
00:48:12I'm all right.
00:48:13Oh, God.
00:48:14Oh, God.
00:48:15Oh, God.
00:48:17Oh, God.
00:48:19Oh, God.
00:48:19Oh, God.
00:48:21Forgive me.
00:48:21Oh, God.
00:48:25I didn't want that.
00:48:29I didn't want that.
00:48:33Oh, my God.
00:48:35It's just everything to me.
00:48:37I didn't, I didn't do it on purpose.
00:48:47Oh, my God.
00:48:54He's wrong.
00:48:55He's wrong.
00:48:58I didn't want it at first, but I, I thought maybe it was just too early.
00:49:04Oh, God.
00:49:05Oh, my God.
00:49:06Oh, my God.
00:49:07Forgive me.
00:49:22Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name, thy kingdom come, thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven.
00:49:35Oh, my God.
00:49:39Give us this.
00:49:48Give us this day our daily bread.
00:49:51And forgive us our trespasses as we, as we forgive those who trespass against us.
00:49:56Let's do something nicer.
00:50:02Let's do something nicer.
00:50:16Hey.
00:50:33Hey.
00:50:33Hey.
00:50:34You.
00:50:35Come on.
00:50:35What are you doing?
00:50:36You need to stop running around the house and sit.
00:50:38I spend all day in this chair
00:50:40Yeah, you look great in it
00:50:42And you can have it
00:50:43All right
00:50:44Look at you, you're glowing
00:50:48How's my baby, huh?
00:50:51How's my little guy?
00:50:52You okay in there?
00:50:55He's gonna be able to reply soon?
00:50:57Yeah, it's gonna be a little while before you can understand what we're saying
00:51:01Oh, mama
00:51:04Hmm?
00:51:08Pretty soon
00:51:09So close
00:51:14You can't be scared
00:51:16I can be scared
00:51:17I read an article yesterday
00:51:20Actually, what do you think?
00:51:22Where do birth pains score on the list?
00:51:24What?
00:51:25The list
00:51:26Yeah
00:51:27They score number two
00:51:30Guess what number one is
00:51:31What?
00:51:33The pain you feel when your limbs are severed by a bomb
00:51:36Mm-hmm
00:51:37Oh, my God
00:51:38And I have to go through this
00:51:39Oh, my God
00:51:40Yeah
00:51:40Ah
00:51:41Oh
00:51:42Oh
00:51:42Oh
00:51:43Oh
00:51:43What?
00:51:44Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
00:51:45Just kicking
00:51:45Just kicking
00:51:46Just kicking?
00:51:46He's kicking?
00:51:47Oh, yeah
00:51:48He's excited for daddy
00:51:50Kick again, buddy
00:51:52Kick for daddy
00:51:53Come on
00:51:54Stop screaming
00:51:56Stop screaming
00:51:56Let me, let me get on the floor
00:51:58He kicks more when I'm laying down
00:52:00All right, let's get in here
00:52:01Oh, my babies
00:52:02Ah
00:52:03Here we go, easy
00:52:04Let me get the dress
00:52:05Oh, my God
00:52:08I am so ready
00:52:09Ready, ready, ready
00:52:11Oh
00:52:12Oh, severed limbs or not
00:52:13I got you
00:52:14I'm ready
00:52:14Okay
00:52:15Okay, easy, easy
00:52:17Watch your head on the desk
00:52:18Give me this
00:52:20You're good?
00:52:20Okay, yeah, yeah
00:52:21Take those feet
00:52:21Good, okay
00:52:23Okay
00:52:23Okay
00:52:24Stay
00:52:25On the floor, okay?
00:52:30Oh, here we are
00:52:31There we go
00:52:33All right
00:52:34Okay
00:52:35There we go
00:52:35Oh
00:52:36That's it
00:52:38That's the spot
00:52:39So what did you do?
00:52:40Oh, what did I do?
00:52:42What?
00:52:43What did you do?
00:52:44Oh, no
00:52:45I didn't do
00:52:46I was
00:52:46Nothing
00:52:47Please
00:52:48No
00:52:49That's my little secret
00:52:51You're not gonna know
00:52:51I'll tell you if you want
00:52:53Okay
00:52:54I got you a t-shirt
00:52:56That says
00:52:56Best dad ever
00:52:57That you can wear
00:52:59When you go walking
00:53:00With the boy
00:53:00That's very sweet of you
00:53:01But a little bit too soon
00:53:03Oh, yeah
00:53:04Yeah, you're right
00:53:06Especially since you said
00:53:07You wouldn't
00:53:08Change any diapers
00:53:09No
00:53:10No, I just think
00:53:11That there's a person
00:53:12For that that we can pay
00:53:13That's more qualified
00:53:14To deal with that
00:53:14You're joking
00:53:16Right?
00:53:17Absolutely not
00:53:18I will
00:53:19But you said
00:53:20We agreed
00:53:21No
00:53:21No
00:53:22Signed, nothing
00:53:23The dad has to take part
00:53:26Okay
00:53:28Okay
00:53:28I will
00:53:30Change
00:53:30One diaper
00:53:32Per week
00:53:33No
00:53:34What if I have to go somewhere
00:53:36And you have to be alone
00:53:37With the kid
00:53:38He's just gonna sit
00:53:39In a stinky diaper
00:53:40Okay
00:53:40Well, first of all
00:53:41Where are you going?
00:53:42And second
00:53:43Why are you leaving us?
00:53:44Well, maybe I have to do my nails
00:53:47Actually, yeah
00:53:49I'm gonna do my nails
00:53:51Oh, the nails
00:53:52Okay
00:53:53Okay
00:53:53Easy peasy
00:53:55That takes an hour
00:53:55Tops, I can let him sit
00:53:57Hands and feet
00:53:58Okay
00:53:59Plus the traffic
00:54:00And I'm gonna need a coffee
00:54:02Oh
00:54:03That's like three to four hours
00:54:04At least
00:54:04Okay, fine
00:54:05I will change him
00:54:07While you're gone
00:54:08For that one time
00:54:09No
00:54:10No, no, no
00:54:11Fine
00:54:14I will change all the diapers
00:54:16You don't get it, do you?
00:54:19You're gonna fall in love with your son
00:54:21When you see him
00:54:22I know
00:54:22And his poops are gonna smell like roses
00:54:26To you
00:54:27You're exaggerating
00:54:30No poop
00:54:31Smells like roses
00:54:32Look, I'm voluntarily agreeing to go through this pain
00:54:36So you can change half of the diapers
00:54:39Fun fact
00:54:41That pain
00:54:42Orgasms
00:54:43Yeah
00:54:44When you're going to birth
00:54:45All of the endorphins
00:54:47They act up
00:54:48And those
00:54:49Those are orgasms
00:54:51But the contractions are
00:54:53Covering them up
00:54:55So you don't realize it
00:54:56You just feel pain
00:54:57So
00:54:58I mean, that's why the baby and the mom
00:55:00Like have such a good connection
00:55:02After birth
00:55:04Yeah
00:55:04Yeah, I'm jealous
00:55:05Because I'm just gonna be in the hallway
00:55:08Pacing back and forth
00:55:10Waiting for this to all be over
00:55:12Banging my head against the wall
00:55:13What?
00:55:15The hallway?
00:55:16Yeah, where else would I be?
00:55:18You're gonna be in the room with me
00:55:19What?
00:55:20Yeah
00:55:21I need you to hold my hand
00:55:23Hold my leg
00:55:24Seriously?
00:55:26Help me push
00:55:27Oh, God
00:55:28Oh, shit
00:55:38Oh, don't
00:55:57That's not funny
00:55:58I don't want to
00:55:59No
00:56:00Oh, don't do that
00:56:01Oh
00:56:03Come on
00:56:04I want to have sex with my husband after that
00:56:06I want you to have sex with your husband after that
00:56:08All right
00:56:09Help me up
00:56:09Are we having sex right now?
00:56:13I can't stay in one position for too long
00:56:16Come on
00:56:16Okay
00:56:17Yeah, let's do this
00:56:18Here
00:56:19Oh
00:56:20Oh, God
00:56:22Okay
00:56:23Got you
00:56:23I got you
00:56:24All right
00:56:24Okay
00:56:25Okay
00:56:25Here we go, yeah
00:56:26Yep
00:56:27All right
00:56:27You know, you're gonna fight me for the right to change the diaper
00:56:31Oh, yeah?
00:56:33Yeah
00:56:33Oh, that's a fight I am willing to lose
00:56:35Here we go
00:56:36Do I look like a goddess?
00:56:39You
00:56:39You kidding me?
00:56:41Yes, of course
00:56:42I feel like a goddess
00:56:43I mean goddess
00:56:44Goddess of gods
00:56:45That's why I like this dress
00:56:46This dress is amazing
00:56:48All right, ready
00:56:49Twirl
00:56:50Bloop
00:56:51Hold
00:56:53I got you, I got you
00:56:54And dip
00:56:55Oh, God, God, God, God, God
00:56:57Oh, you're so light
00:56:58Oh, okay
00:56:58Yeah
00:57:00You're the lightest pregnancy baby ever
00:57:04Here we go
00:57:05Oh
00:57:06Huh?
00:57:07And feet
00:57:09Okay
00:57:10The feet, the feet, the beautiful feet
00:57:12Okay
00:57:12Here we go
00:57:13Oh, baby
00:57:15What?
00:57:17I want to eat
00:57:18Now
00:57:18Oh, of course
00:57:19What do you like to eat?
00:57:23I want ice cream
00:57:25That is a good show
00:57:26I second that
00:57:28Ice cream coming up
00:57:29Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait
00:57:35Yes, madame?
00:57:37And a sausage
00:57:38Sausage
00:57:39Do we have any ice cream that tastes like sausage?
00:57:45No
00:57:45But
00:57:46But I will scoop out some ice cream
00:57:50And instead of chocolate chips
00:57:51I'll put a sausage
00:57:53Deal?
00:57:56No
00:57:57Keep it separate
00:57:58I hear
00:57:59And I obey
00:57:59Coming up
00:58:02All right
00:58:02No
00:58:15I know
00:58:15I'm going to
00:58:17I ain't
00:58:28Grazie a tutti.
00:58:58Grazie a tutti.
00:59:28Grazie a tutti.
00:59:58Grazie a tutti.
01:00:28Grazie a tutti.
01:00:58Grazie a tutti.
01:01:28Grazie a tutti.
01:01:58Grazie a tutti.
01:03:28Grazie a tutti.
01:03:58And they're gonna call and we have to be ready, okay?
01:04:02We're such silly heads.
01:04:04We left everything to the last minute.
01:04:07Why don't we?
01:04:37You wanted to run upstairs and take a shower and you did and you know what?
01:04:40You tripped.
01:04:40You tripped on the belt of your robe and you fell on your belly, Claire.
01:04:43You fell hard.
01:04:44We didn't know what to do and so we rushed you to the hospital but the surgeons couldn't
01:04:48find a heartbeat.
01:04:49They gave you a bit, they gave you a bit, they gave you a bit, they gave you a bit, they gave you a shot and you had a baby and he was dead.
01:04:57My baby's there.
01:05:27I wanted you to do it, I wanted you to do it, I wanted you to do it, I wanted you to do it, I wanted you to do this, so you fucking do it.
01:05:30You need to remind her every day, okay?
01:05:32Every day.
01:05:33I'm okay.
01:05:39I'm okay.
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01:09:23Do you want to call Monica?
01:09:25My girls!
01:09:27That was my baby too!
01:09:53Of course!
01:09:55Of course!
01:10:17No, I killed our baby!
01:10:23Because I didn't want to stink when giving birth!
01:10:31This is unforgivable!
01:10:36Is it right to forgive me?
01:10:42Do you hear me?
01:10:47I'll never forgive myself ever!
01:10:53Monica would never make these kinds of mistakes!
01:11:09Bitch!
01:11:14This is how you wanted to help me.
01:11:17This is how you wanted to solve my problems with Eric.
01:11:20simply by stealing my husband.
01:11:22Simply by stealing my husband.
01:11:35And here I'm thinking, why is he pushing me to go back to work so hard?
01:11:38What did I do to you?
01:11:42What did I do to you?
01:11:46We were fine
01:11:48before you came into this house.
01:11:54Where are you going?
01:11:56and
01:12:02I'm
01:12:16I'm
01:12:17I'm
01:12:20Am
01:12:22I'm
01:12:23Oh, my God.
01:12:53It's time to wake up, baby.
01:13:10I have an idea.
01:13:12Let's spend the entire day together.
01:13:20Eric's phone.
01:13:24He's gonna need a sick day.
01:13:26Yeah, he's not feeling well.
01:13:29Actually, he's gonna need several days.
01:13:33Yeah, I don't want him to spread his infection around the office.
01:13:37I'll let you know how he is.
01:13:39Okay. Bye.
01:13:40This is gonna be the vacation that we needed.
01:13:47Hello, this is Mary Clark.
01:13:48We'll even get to go to the park.
01:13:51The whole family.
01:13:53Let me just talk to Mom, okay?
01:13:57Mom.
01:13:58We're picking you up in 30 minutes.
01:13:59We're going to the park.
01:14:01It's gonna be awesome.
01:14:02Okay, be ready.
01:14:05I love you.
01:14:06Bye.
01:14:07Bye.
01:14:07Bye.
01:14:08Bye.
01:14:16Bye.
01:14:17Bye.
01:14:22Bye.
01:14:23Bye.
01:14:23Grazie a tutti.
01:14:53Grazie a tutti.
01:15:23Grazie a tutti.
01:15:53Grazie a tutti.
01:16:23Grazie a tutti.
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