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00:00Oops, I dropped my towel.
00:07It feels like I was right there by watching this video.
00:13I'm Kitten, and I've got a million followers on Instagram just because I've got the perfect news.
00:19Vox, the Cyber Daddy.
00:27I'll always be your muse.
00:31Just for you.
00:50Brooke.
00:52Hi, boss. What's up?
00:55Brooke, I need that Q2 breakdown in an hour.
00:58But boss!
01:02Ow! Fuck!
01:04I was this close.
01:11Kitten, meet me at this restaurant tomorrow.
01:14Can't wait, babe.
01:18I'll finally get to meet my online boyfriend in person!
01:22Hear ya, kitten? I got you blue flowers.
01:25Hi, Vox.
01:37No freaking way.
01:39My internet contract is my boss!
01:41Oh!
01:47Wait, you're...
01:50Victor!
01:52Hi!
01:56Brie, what are you doing here?
01:57What are you doing here?
01:58Um, I'm eating.
02:00That's not illegal, right?
02:02And it's Brooke, by the way.
02:04Where's that proposal I asked for yesterday?
02:06Right, uh, I'll get right on that.
02:09I'm heading back to the office right now.
02:10My boss is such an asshole.
02:23One day I'm gonna kick him in the ass.
02:25Hard.
02:27LOL.
02:29Sounds worse than my useless assistant.
02:31Go for it.
02:34Fine.
02:36I'm screwed.
02:38If he ever finds out about me drawing new paintings of him to all my followers,
02:42he'll definitely fire me.
02:44Good news!
02:45You're leading today's pitch.
02:46Wait, what?
02:48Uh...
02:55Is it even possible?
02:57How could a ruthless CEO turn out to be THE cyberdaddy in trend?
03:02Hey, boss's in the mood.
03:03You don't want to get on his bad side.
03:06Go.
03:08Kitten, why didn't you reply to my text?
03:10Did I do something wrong?
03:18Why are you spacing out?
03:26Start the presentation.
03:28Yes, right away.
03:30By the way.
03:32Is it because I didn't send the new pics yet?
03:41Wow.
03:47While you're staring at your phone.
03:48Why don't you share it with the whole room?
03:54No!
03:56I dropped it in the toilet earlier.
03:57I haven't sanitized it yet.
03:58Wouldn't want you touching it, boss.
03:59It's gross.
04:01It's gross.
04:02It's gross.
04:03It's gross.
04:04Start the presentation now.
04:06Okay.
04:07Okay.
04:08That was close.
04:09No more screw-ups.
04:10No more screw-ups.
04:11No more screw-ups.
04:13Graphic dramatically.
04:17I am disappeared across the grill now.
04:20No more screw-ups.
04:22Get out of here.
04:23I am going to stop the knife in between.
04:25I don't know what you're saying.
04:27That was close! No more screw-ups!
04:43This is your presentation?
04:50This is your presentation?
04:53No way! I know that guy!
04:56That's box underscore 77.
04:59Yeah, internet sex symbol.
05:01Dude has a million followers. Millions!
05:04If he's in front of me right now, I'd kiss every single inch of his body and give him down his knees.
05:10Hell yeah!
05:19Hey! Out! Now!
05:26Kitten?
05:28Who is she to you?
05:29Kitten? I'm her biggest fan!
05:32Her Vox fan art is god-like. Those two are the hardest couple in life.
05:39Get back to work.
05:41Get back to work.
05:42Get me her address. I need to find her. ASAP.
05:44There's no way Victor can find out about me being Kitten.
05:47How do I hide it from him though?
05:48How do I hide it from him though?
05:49Kitten?
05:50All right, what is it?
05:51I don't know.
05:52I am a big fan fan.
05:53All right, you know what?
05:54How did you find me?
05:55Why're my biggest fan?
05:56I'm a big fan?
05:57I've never heard of him.
05:58I'm your biggest fan.
06:00Get me her address.
06:05I need to find her.
06:07ASAP.
06:10There's no way Victor can find out about me being kitten.
06:14How do I hide it from him, though?
06:27Sorry, Vox.
06:28Maybe it's better we don't meet up.
06:29Not yet.
06:32He was there.
06:49Oh.
06:50Okay, what do you want?
06:52You here for kitten?
06:53What, signature, pug?
06:55Kisses cost extra money.
06:56What?
06:57What do you want me to do?
06:57What do you want me to do?
06:58Um, actually, I'm her.
07:01What, her boyfriend?
07:02Yeah, okay.
07:03We got a lot of weird fanboys like you coming through here.
07:06Hey, Phil, it's my dealer.
07:18Go to hell!
07:19Here.
07:26Just so you know, I screen everything.
07:30No weirdos get past this door anymore.
07:33Um, okay, I'm sorry.
07:36Um, I'll leave.
07:38Could you please just give these to her for me?
07:40Kids cup.
07:58These are...
07:58these are...
07:58cookies from my comic.
08:01Yeah, they're from some guy, I don't know, he said he made them himself and that's from them too.
08:27Hey Vox.
08:28Hey kitten, I'm sorry.
08:33If you're not ready, I can wait, however long it takes.
08:38I want to see you, now.
08:43Wait, what?
08:50Screw it, no more games, I'm doing something crazy tonight.
08:59No, kitten, I'm on my way home.
09:04Why not stay in the car?
09:08You're getting older.
09:11What if I told you you're about to inspire the steamiest panel I've ever drawn?
09:16I will do whatever you want me to do.
09:28Then turn on your camera.
09:31I can't fake for God's sake, why am I driving in the wrong way?
09:46There we go, now that's a canvas for a drawing.
10:01Close your eyes.
10:04Picture this.
10:06I crawl over you, press against you.
10:16Skin to skin.
10:23Come sit on my lap.
10:31Are you giving me orders now?
10:34I live to please.
10:46I never feel so loved.
10:51I've been having dreams.
10:53Mox.
10:55Splashin' in the summer's dreams.
10:57Good girl.
11:01Like a ghost, lying in the cold.
11:05I feel right, I, I, I, I.
11:10You had your fun, and now it's my turn.
11:29I want every part of you trembling when you remember this.
11:37I never feel so loved.
11:59Kim?
12:00Do you see me?
12:22The CEO's got an interview tomorrow morning.
12:25I need that briefing draft like yesterday.
12:28Right.
12:29On it.
12:38Are you okay?
12:41Yeah, just swamped again.
12:45Overtime?
12:46Your boss sucks.
12:48Your boss sucks.
12:49Congrats.
12:50You just rusted yourself.
12:51Sweet.
12:52Sweet dreams.
12:53Bye.
12:54Good night.
12:55Bye.
12:56Good night.
12:57Bye.
12:58I wish I could see her.
12:59Even in just a dream.
13:01Bye.
13:02Bye.
13:11I wish I could see her.
13:14Even in just a dream.
13:15I really did that.
13:16With Victor.
13:17Over the phone.
13:1810 out of 10 would risk my career again.
13:21The CEO bailed on the interview.
13:22How the hell am I going to explain this magazine?
13:23What if I get him to show up?
13:24You?
13:25Bullshit.
13:26I bet he'll be there before time.
13:27If you pull that off, I'll be your assistant for the week.
13:28Deal.
13:29Bye.
13:30Bye.
13:31Bye.
13:32Bye.
13:33Bye.
13:34Bye.
13:35Bye.
13:36Bye.
13:37Bye.
13:38Bye.
13:39Bye.
13:40Bye.
13:41Bye.
13:42Bye.
13:43Bye.
13:44Bye.
13:45Bye.
13:46Bye.
13:47Bye.
13:48Bye.
13:49Bye.
13:50Bye.
13:51Bye.
13:52Bye.
13:54Bye.
13:55Bye.
13:57Kitten hasn't replied.
13:58Did I push her too far?
14:11Brooke?
14:23Do you even know who I really am?
14:25Brittany? Brittany? Right?
14:39It's Brooke, actually. Anyway, I...
14:48If you find out someone you trust has been actually lying to you the whole time, what would you do?
15:02Did you need anything else from me?
15:05No!
15:06Okay.
15:07Understood, boss.
15:11Shit.
15:18Got the new trendstar. Mad respect for anyone who lands that cover.
15:26What if I made the cover? What's in it for me?
15:32Dinner. Anywhere. My tree.
15:40No reply? Guess dinner's not enough.
15:4450 seconds...
15:4855...
15:51Almost 10.
15:52I told you he wouldn't show up.
15:59I told you he wouldn't show up.
16:14Sir, thank you for agreeing to this interview.
16:22Your magazine will be the first and only one that I collaborate with.
16:27How did you say to him earlier?
16:29It's a secret. Now go get me a coffee, assistant.
16:33I have never seen him smile like that before.
16:45Hmm.
16:46Ice prints by day.
16:47Shirtless thirst trap by night.
16:56Interview's almost done. Where should we meet later?
17:00Here. See you then.
17:03Here. See you then.
17:11Here.
17:14So, let me get this straight.
17:16You're saying that the cookie guy, the one who booked this whole place just for you, boss, he's your evil boss?
17:25Damn.
17:27Well, I just...
17:28What are you gonna do when he figures it all out?
17:30Like, aren't you worried?
17:31Of course I'm scared.
17:32That's why I need backup.
17:38Pop quiz.
17:39What are you gonna do if he shows up shirtless?
17:42Like, what's your mood?
17:43I jump him right there.
17:44You're crazy.
17:45Have you seen him?
17:46I don't know.
17:47Just stall him.
17:48Tell him getting feeling sick or something.
17:49I need to go.
17:50He's coming right now.
17:51I need to go.
17:52He's coming right now.
17:53I need to go.
17:54I need to go.
17:55I need to go.
17:56Tell him!
17:57I need to go.
17:58I need to go.
17:59He's coming right now.
18:00I need to go.
18:01I need to go.
18:02He's coming right now.
18:03I need to go.
18:04I need to go.
18:05I need to go.
18:06I need to go.
18:07I need to go.
18:08Tell him!
18:17Funny.
18:18You have one of Kitten's unreleased comics and yet here you are.
18:21Coincidence?
18:23So what?
18:24Are you one of Kitten's crazy super fans or something?
18:29What?
18:30No.
18:31I just stepped out for some fresh air.
18:33That's all.
18:35Good.
18:37Blow these up.
18:40That's not in my job description.
18:43Then quit.
18:44I'll approve it right now.
18:47Hey, boss.
18:54Kitten.
18:55Hope you like the surprise I planned.
18:56Ugh.
18:57Seriously?
18:58I'm literally setting up my own surprise.
19:00Babe.
19:01Forgot to say.
19:02I hate balloons.
19:03Stop blowing.
19:04Stop.
19:05Okay.
19:06Um.
19:07Um.
19:08Pop every single last one.
19:09Three minutes.
19:10And then toss them all.
19:11Are you serious?
19:12Stupid Victor.
19:13Stupid Victor.
19:14Stupid Victor.
19:15Stupid Victor.
19:16Ugh.
19:17Stupid Victor.
19:18Stupid Victor.
19:20Aw, damn girl.
19:21That ass is puppy.
19:22Okay, um, pop every single last one, three minutes, and then toss them all.
19:27Are you serious?
19:32Stupid Victor!
19:40Stupid Victor!
19:44Damn girl!
19:45That ass is puffy!
19:52Let her go!
20:14Now get lost, before I make it worse!
20:16Come on, hurry up!
20:18That wound is deep, we need to get you to a hospital.
20:23No, no, I have somewhere I have to go to.
20:25What's going on?
20:26Are you guys okay?
20:28Did she come yet?
20:32No, she thought you weren't coming.
20:36I screwed up.
20:39I kept her waiting, again.
20:49Victor, you're seriously wasting it.
20:58Kitten, why aren't you answering?
21:08Who wouldn't ignore a drunk mess like you?
21:19Kitten.
21:22Why did you lie to me?
21:27Why did you lie to me?
21:29Did he figure it out?
21:34I just...
21:36I just miss you so much, it's like I'm seeing things.
21:40I just want you so bad.
21:42I don't know.
22:02Why hurt?
22:03Why are you so in love with Kitten?
22:05Because you saved my life.
22:07Hey, stay with me!
22:19Get up!
22:20Oh my god.
22:21Come on, come on.
22:26Victor.
22:28Victor, you're awake.
22:30How do you feel?
22:31How do you feel?
22:39That girl that...
22:41That saved me.
22:42Where'd she go?
22:43Nobody was there when I arrived, but I found this.
22:47You're my guardian angel.
23:00You're my guardian angel.
23:06But what if she's been hiding something?
23:08What if she's not who you think she is?
23:10Well then, I'll just have to trust what I see with my own eye.
23:28It's late.
23:29Get some rest.
23:35And maybe your dream will come true.
23:45I can't keep lying to him.
23:47We should just go back to being strictly professional.
23:49So what's the plan?
23:54Before he falls any deeper, I'm going to meet him.
23:57As...
24:14As kitten.
24:15Yeah, but...
24:17What if he recognizes you?
24:19What then?
24:21I'm a comic artist.
24:22Disguises are half my job.
24:23Kitten, thanks for agreeing to meet.
24:31I'm here.
24:53Want some company?
25:02No, I have a girlfriend.
25:05Come on, you've been here all alone for one hour.
25:08Don't lie.
25:13He said no, sweetheart.
25:19Thanks for the drink, we appreciate it.
25:24Kitten?
25:26Hi, Vox.
25:30I can't believe it's you, I'm just...
25:32Actually, I came here to break up with you.
25:39What?
25:40I'd stand up for any hot stranger.
25:43You're not special.
25:46If I did something wrong, I'm sure I could fix it.
25:50You didn't.
25:51I just got bored.
25:52That's all.
25:56That face.
25:58God.
25:59Run.
26:00Run before you fall harder.
26:05Get back.
26:06I'm not letting you go that easily.
26:12Wait.
26:14You're...
26:21Wait.
26:24You're...
26:25You're so beautiful.
26:26Wait, what?
26:27More than I ever imagined.
26:40ever imagined but I need to go use the bathroom
27:03thank god he didn't recognize
27:10didn't you say that you love my body that I was your muse
27:31yeah it's just in that hole
27:32I didn't even say it say you'll give me a chance
27:37fine okay I promise just just let me go
27:41boss what a surprise
27:53no way I lost my badge
28:1030 minutes late no chance I'll run into
28:20boss coming in or not
28:38you're kitten stalker aren't you
28:41what no I'm just a fan official club member I have the kitchen and everything
28:48you know stalking is a crime right and our company has a zero tolerance policy
28:53I'm not a stalker I'm a loyal employee speaking of which you have a delivery
29:00so I'll get right on that
29:14kitten why do you have this employee badge
29:18oh I found it at the restaurant
29:20weird huh
29:24right that's why he thinks I'm a stalker
29:35watch it try hard you're sucking up to the CEO now
29:38since when does talking count is subbing up it's not even my type
29:44all stiff suits and picture who knows what's underneath
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