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00:01Your overall health looks fine, but your AMH levels are low.
00:05Meaning your ovarian reserves are below average for your age.
00:11Will that make it hard to get pregnant?
00:14Not always.
00:15But if you want children, I would recommend you start trying soon.
00:20Soon?
00:21How soon?
00:23Ideally within three months.
00:27Oh my god.
00:30Sweetheart, don't cry.
00:34Having you was the best thing I ever did.
00:38Mom.
00:39I just hope you'll have children of your own one day.
00:43After I'm gone.
00:45Yeah.
00:47I promise.
00:50I love you so much.
00:52I love you, sweetie.
00:55I have always wanted kids.
00:57Maybe it's time.
01:00I'm so sorry.
01:01I'm so sorry.
01:02I think that's fine.
01:03Hey, I'm sorry.
01:04I'm so sorry.
01:05I'm so sorry.
01:06I'm so sorry.
01:07I think that's fine.
01:08Hey, I'm sorry.
01:09Didn't see that coming.
01:10Handsome guy.
01:11Unexpected kiss.
01:12Oh.
01:13I love you.
01:14I'm so sorry.
01:19I'm so sorry.
01:20That was, um, I think that's fine.
01:24Hey, I'm sorry.
01:31Didn't see that coming.
01:34Handsome guy.
01:35Unexpected kiss.
01:39Oh.
01:40Oh.
01:41Are you okay?
01:44Mm-hmm.
01:45Okay.
01:52Well, well.
01:54If it isn't my perfect innocent ex,
01:57what's the occasion?
01:58Are you pregnant, too?
02:01I'm not as efficient as you, Ryder.
02:04We broke up, what, three months ago?
02:06And Candy is six months along.
02:09Impressive timeline.
02:10Oh, please!
02:11You couldn't keep a man, let alone raise a kid?
02:16Or are you here to raid the sperm bank and DIY a family?
02:23Hey, get that back!
02:24You wanna...
02:25It does.
02:27If you're not married by 30, Ethan, the trust and the confidence go to your brother.
02:30It's final.
02:32Look, Mom, seriously, I...
02:33Low AMH, diminished ovarian reserve, recommended to start trying within three months.
02:45Oh, poor her, poor thing.
02:46Wow, looks like the golden goose is running out of eggs, huh?
02:50Fuck, fuck!
02:51This is truly a plot twist.
02:53I'm really worried about you, Claire.
03:05I mean, a girl with your history?
03:07Do you think you're gonna be able to snag a sperm donor before your eggs are all dried up?
03:10You're basically a clearance rack.
03:13Expired, free, and still no takers.
03:17No takers.
03:17You can rest assured, I already have a boyfriend.
03:23Yeah.
03:25MIT, 6'2, IQ off the charts, trust fund air, practically built for greatness.
03:32Way better than loser rider.
03:36Boyfriend?
03:37Ugh, ew.
03:39Sure, Claire.
03:40Let me guess, he lives in the Canadian wilderness?
03:43Or some bullshit like that?
03:45And the best thing of all, he has the one thing you can't buy.
03:50Oh.
03:52Kindness.
03:54Funny.
03:55You're funny.
03:56How about we make a bet?
03:57If you're not pregnant within, say, three months, you have to admit the truth.
04:03If you were just a dried up old woman, you have to admit it out loud and to the public.
04:09Oh, baby, you're bad.
04:12No violin for you?
04:13Oh.
04:15And if I win, you stray through the office naked, screaming that you are nothing but a
04:21little slimy suck-up bitch boy.
04:26Deal.
04:27Game on, Miss Nobody Wants You.
04:30Nobody wants you.
04:31Oh, my God.
04:35What the fuck did I just do?
04:38Even the sperm banks are booked six months out, and I only have three.
04:43Where the hell am I going to find the perfect gene donor boyfriend?
04:47Oh, God, someone help me.
04:48Now, that's interesting.
04:50You know, I think I could help with that.
05:05Ethan Reed.
05:06MIT, PhD.
05:07IQ 200.
05:09That's my medical report.
05:10No genetic disorders.
05:11Clean family history.
05:13I take every bucks on your donor wish list.
05:18Okay.
05:19What's the catch?
05:22You marry me contractually three months, just long enough to shut my family up and lock in
05:27my inheritance.
05:28And in return, you get my sperm.
05:32And we get you pregnant just in time to win your little bet.
05:35That's really all you want?
05:36A paper marriage?
05:39Look, Claire, I'm not looking for love.
05:42I'm looking for efficiency.
05:47Honestly, this might be the fastest route to motherhood.
05:53All right.
05:55Deal.
05:55Deal.
05:58Deal.
06:04Boss.
06:06Prenuptial agreement.
06:13Thanks.
06:14Go.
06:15Okay.
06:16Three rounds of artificial insemination.
06:19Temporary cohabitation to keep up party appearances.
06:22Contract terminates after three months.
06:24Mm-hmm.
06:26I'd like to add one more term.
06:28Oh.
06:29Financial independence.
06:31I don't want anyone thinking I'm some gold digger.
06:35Fair enough.
06:36If that's what you want, I'm in.
06:39Great.
06:40Great.
06:46Lovely.
06:46Lovely.
06:46Excuse me.
06:47Mr. Reed.
06:49Are you ready to head into the collection room for your specimen?
06:54Sure.
06:56Good luck.
07:02Mrs. Reed.
07:04Would you like to go in with him?
07:05Show him a little support.
07:07Oh, no.
07:08I'm actually...
07:09Oh.
07:09No, no.
07:10Excuse me.
07:11I...
07:11I...
07:11Oh.
07:13Oh, no.
07:14Excuse me.
07:14I...
07:15Hey.
07:21Need any, uh, help with that.
07:27Oh.
07:28And, um, how, pray tell, do you plan on helping me?
07:33No, I, um...
07:34No, I did not mean that I was going to...
07:49Oh, my God.
07:53Shut up, shut up, shut up.
07:55Please, how do I turn this off?
07:56Um...
07:57Slayer.
07:58Shut up.
07:58How do I make this stop?
08:00This is so crazy.
08:02Um...
08:03Like that.
08:13Um, you should probably get started.
08:17I probably should.
08:18Yeah.
08:18I'm gonna...
08:19I'm gonna wait outside.
08:20Be my guest.
08:21Okay.
08:22Bye.
08:28Adorable.
08:28Adorable.
08:33Adorable.
08:38Enjoying yourself?
08:40Doctor?
08:40Thank you, Mr. Reed.
08:41Of course.
08:42We'll begin shortly.
08:43You can wait outside.
08:44Okay.
08:46If you need anything, just...
08:48Yell for me.
08:55Yeah.
08:59Boss, you married someone out of the blue?
09:02Feels a little impulsive, even for you.
09:05No, it's not impulsive.
09:08Actually, she's...
09:10I don't know, she's interesting.
09:15Anyways, what'd you find?
09:18Mrs. Reed has been working as a designer at Nova.
09:21Her ex cheated on her with his boss, Candy Ashford.
09:25Miss Ashford's been making her life hell ever since.
09:29Just last week, she killed Mrs. Reed's proposal.
09:32Said it wasn't feminine enough.
09:35Bye, Nova.
09:37Make Claire the new design director.
09:40Wait, seriously?
09:42Yeah.
09:43Look, our marriage may have a deadline.
09:46But she's still my wife.
09:48Anyone mistreating my wife is mistreating me.
09:51Understood, sir.
09:53Now, go get the car ready.
09:55We have to go meet Mom.
09:56Copy.
10:05Hello?
10:06Mr. Reed, the procedure went smoothly.
10:08We'll know in four weeks if it was successful.
10:11Wonderful.
10:17Thank you so much, Mr. Reed.
10:20I might actually get to be a mom now.
10:23Of course.
10:25But, um, you know, we are married now.
10:29And you are my wife.
10:31Call me Ethan.
10:33Fake wife.
10:36Remember?
10:38Right.
10:41So, Ethan, you've done your part.
10:44When do I get to do mine?
10:46Right now.
10:47We're about to go meet my mother.
10:49Okay.
10:56Mother.
10:57This is my wife.
10:59Claire.
11:00Claire.
11:01My mother.
11:02Nora.
11:03Nora, it's so lovely to meet you.
11:05Hi.
11:06Hi.
11:13Oh, sweetie.
11:14I've been looking forward to this for so long.
11:17And you rascal.
11:19So this is why you keep dodging all my matchmaking attempts.
11:24Uh, yeah.
11:25I'll explain that eventually.
11:28Of course.
11:29Wouldn't want everyone your wedding night.
11:32Come, Byron.
11:33They have a mission.
11:34Making me a grandchild.
11:38Don't have too much fun.
11:41Okay.
11:48That's my mother.
11:49Yeah.
11:54Uh, sorry for driving me here without having a chance to pack.
12:05This should do for now, right?
12:08Thanks.
12:09Of course.
12:13I'll go and make something to eat.
12:17Make yourself at home.
12:18Oh my god.
12:19Even his cologne is perfect.
12:20I mean, my knees are actually weak.
12:21Too bad it's just temporary.
12:22Three months and that is it.
12:23God.
12:24Get a grip.
12:25What am I doing?
12:26Uh, what are you making?
12:27What are you making?
12:28What are you making?
12:29What are you making?
12:31I'm...
12:33I'm...
12:34I'm...
12:35I'm...
12:36What? Get a grip. What am I doing?
12:40Uh, what are you making?
12:56I'm...
12:58making some things.
13:00True.
13:02Oh, my God.
13:06I just got promoted.
13:08Design director, I start tomorrow.
13:10Oh, my God.
13:12Oh, shit.
13:14I am so sorry. I did not do that.
13:16No, no, no. It's fine.
13:18No, really, it's...
13:20Oh, Claire.
13:22Claire, be careful, please.
13:24No, it's fine. There's just a huge thing.
13:26No, Claire, you don't under...
13:28Oh.
13:30Oh!
13:36Careful, Claire.
13:38You are playing with fire,
13:40Mrs. Reed.
13:42Holy shit.
13:44Yep.
13:46Definitely hard.
13:48And definitely huge.
13:50Oh, jeez. I... I, um...
13:52No, it's not really.
13:54Okay.
13:56That body should come with a warning label.
13:58Okay.
14:00That body should come with a warning label.
14:06Ugh.
14:08You made this mess.
14:14You clean it up.
14:18Uh...
14:20Where are you going?
14:22Oh, I'm just...
14:24I'm just gonna go take a cold shower.
14:26You know, put out the...
14:28Fire you started.
14:30If I'm the new design director...
14:32Candy, you better start packing up her desk.
14:34If I'm the new design director...
14:36Candy, better start packing up her desk.
14:38I can't wait.
14:40I can't wait.
14:41Yeah.
14:42What's going on here?
14:44Huh.
14:49I can't wait.
14:50What's going on here?
14:51Uh, waiting for the new CEO, obviously.
14:53Nova got bought out yesterday.
14:55Where is his rich, young and poor kids?
14:57What the hell?
14:58I can't wait.
14:59What's going on here?
15:00What is going on here?
15:02Huh.
15:03Waiting for the new CEO obviously.
15:05Nova got bought out yesterday.
15:08Where is his rich, young and,
15:09obviously.
15:10Nova got bowed out yesterday.
15:12Word is, he's rich, young, and single.
15:15I call dips.
15:17Eau Claire, don't forget your perfect jean baby
15:20bat with Ryder.
15:22Maybe you could try your luck with the new CEO.
15:25Lots of old money there.
15:27With a face like that, land the CEO?
15:30Please.
15:31What are you going to do, sneak into his bed
15:32and turkey base yourself?
15:33I don't need to trap anyone, Ryder.
15:39Unlike you, I offer value all on my own.
15:43Oh please, you have been so heartbroken
15:46you can't even manage a rebound.
15:48What, are you expecting immaculate conception?
15:52I don't need divine conception.
15:54And for all you know, I'm already pregnant.
15:57Please.
15:58OK, keep going.
15:59OK.
15:59Welcome to Nova, Mr. Reed.
16:14Welcome to Nova, Mr. Reed.
16:16Is it?
16:18Uh, welcome, sir.
16:22I'm Claire, from design.
16:26Claire, design director, effective immediately.
16:43Yes, sir.
16:47OK, what?
16:51She is barely qualified, and I have been running this program for two years.
17:02If she is director, then who am I?
17:06Support staff.
17:08Come on, that is blatant favoritism.
17:12Byron, I've done some research on Nova before acquiring it.
17:16This sketch, created by Miss Miller herself,
17:21has had the highest performing markers a year straight.
17:24If anything, I'd say this promotion is long overdue.
17:28So how do you know the new CEO?
17:41I...
17:43I don't...
17:44Don't lie.
17:45He comes and promotes you first thing, and you don't know him?
17:51Come on, babe.
17:52The new guy's obviously clueless.
17:54That's why I picked her.
17:55The new director, no real skill.
17:58Yeah.
17:59It won't lie.
18:12Ethan?
18:15Claire!
18:16Why did you buy Nova?
18:20And make me the director?
18:23Well, because you're my wife.
18:27And more importantly, you're talented.
18:31Look, Claire, I'm not going to waste that.
18:34But...
18:35Everyone's gonna think I'm just here because of you.
18:39Maybe.
18:40But...
18:42We're connected nonetheless, Claire.
18:44Claire.
18:45Contract or not, you are the future mother of my child.
18:47And the future mother of my child will not be disrespected.
18:51So, I'll tell everyone today and clear the air.
18:54No!
18:56Wait, Ethan, you can't go public.
18:59Please.
19:01I don't want to be the woman who's known for...
19:04Using your sperm to climb the ladder.
19:07Seen by whom?
19:08Writer.
19:09Candy.
19:10Anyone.
19:12You're the CEO, Ethan.
19:13I'm just...
19:15I'm just someone under contract.
19:19And in three months, it's all over.
19:22Isn't it?
19:26Alright.
19:27It's your choice.
19:29Okay.
19:30Yeah, Byron, what is with that woman?
19:42I mean, any sane person would kill to be Mrs. Reed, right?
19:45She acts like it's a life sentence.
19:49That must be what makes her so...
19:51Interesting?
19:53Hmm.
19:55Maybe.
20:09Long meeting with the CEO.
20:11I guess that means we can add him to your perfect gene list.
20:15Hmm.
20:17Someone seems desperate.
20:19What?
20:20Are you nervous?
20:21Afraid to lose the back.
20:22Mind your own business, Ryder.
20:31Mind your own business, Ryder.
20:32Mind your own business, Ryder.
20:52a Maybach.
20:53What is she?
20:54A sugar daddy now?
21:00Ever since I saw her getting that Maybach?
21:01What does she have a sugar daddy now?
21:13Ever since I saw her getting that Maybach, nothing.
21:17No sign of it again.
21:18Was it all just for show?
21:20Hmm, stale.
21:22Mr. Reed says you've all been working hard.
21:24Lunch is on him.
21:25Design team, you've got your own special menu.
21:31Well, I said you're doing wonderful.
21:33You bring that to you, Claire.
21:49Mmm.
21:54Mmm.
21:59Mmm.
21:59Tastes fine to me.
22:08Unless you're pregnant or something.
22:11You got a secret boyfriend hiding somewhere?
22:13Please, um, I'm just not feeling great.
22:30Oh.
22:31I'm going to go to the bathroom.
22:34You're ready.
22:35Claire.
22:35Could she really be pregnant?
22:39What the hell?
22:53This is the ladies' room.
22:54No way.
22:55Are you seriously pregnant?
22:56Back off.
22:57That is none of your business.
22:58This is if your concerns are bad.
23:00Now spill.
23:00Who's the Maybach guy?
23:02Your sperm donor?
23:05She said back off!
23:06H-
23:18What?
23:19Oh.
23:19What?
23:20she's not really pregnant is she now I don't see why that would be any concern
23:43of yours well hey I'm just looking out for her boss I mean after all she used
23:48to be my girlfriend guess your ex really are busted aren't they or maybe that
23:55perfect gene donor of yours shooting blanks I'll tell you what I'll help you
24:00out for old times sake it's been one night with me and then boom you are
24:10disgusting oh you bitch touch her and I swear it will be the last thing you ever do
24:19what the fuck sorry it's just a joke Linux you're all be protective of your employee
24:28something I should know about what happens between Claire and me it's none of your
24:35goddamn business so your damn mouth shut if you want to keep your job okay
24:42Claire Claire hey I'm sorry here
25:04you've been under a lot of stress which can reduce ovarian function probably why conception
25:15hasn't happened you need rest moderate exercise and a better mood before the next artificial
25:20insemination so it's my fault hey no no no no none of this is your fault
25:26all right we still have time and
25:32we're in this together okay
25:43light movement helps walks swimming yoga anything to keep your brain slow and present
25:54you know I bet you're pretty bomb at yoga for the shop great
26:03ladies raise your hands slowly gentlemen support your partners breathe together
26:13don't worry I'm not gonna try anything just relax
26:28now gently lean back your back rest against your partner's chest and feel their support feel the
26:38connection their grounding presence it's okay trust me
26:50you know you're kind of irisistible when you're zen
26:58now take your partner in your arms and slowly lean back together feel that stretch on your spine breathe through it
27:25ready yeah
27:41nice
27:46oh my god I am so sorry that that was an accident
27:57lucky me
28:00he's just a contract partner so why the hell is my heart doing backflips
28:06um is that carrot your mortal enemy because you've turned it into confetti
28:25you try perfectly slicing for prenatal nutrition
28:29right I'm a novice under pressure okay
28:32you're actually trying to ace a pregnancy diet that's oddly endearing
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