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00:00Oops, I dropped my towel.
00:07It feels like I was right there by watching this video.
00:13I'm Kitten, and I've got a million followers on Instagram just because I've got the perfect news.
00:19Vox, the Cyber Daddy.
00:27I'll always be your muse.
00:31Just for you.
00:50Brooke.
00:52Hi, boss. What's up?
00:55Brooke, I need that Q2 breakdown in an hour.
00:58But boss!
01:02Ow! Fuck!
01:04I was this close.
01:11Kitten, meet me at this restaurant tomorrow.
01:14Can't wait, babe.
01:18I'll finally get to meet my online boyfriend in person!
01:22Hear ya, kitten? I got you blue flowers.
01:25Hi, Vox.
01:37No freaking way.
01:39My internet contract is my boss!
01:41Oh!
01:47Wait, you're...
01:50Victor!
01:52Hi!
01:56Brie, what are you doing here?
01:57What are you doing here?
01:58Um, I'm eating.
02:00That's not illegal, right?
02:02And it's Brooke, by the way.
02:04Where's that proposal I asked for yesterday?
02:06Right, uh, I'll get right on that.
02:09I'm heading back to the office right now.
02:10My boss is such an asshole.
02:23One day I'm gonna kick him in the ass.
02:25Hard.
02:27LOL.
02:29Sounds worse than my useless assistant.
02:31Go for it.
02:34Fine.
02:36I'm screwed.
02:38If he ever finds out about me drawing new paintings of him to all my followers,
02:42he'll definitely fire me.
02:44Good news!
02:45You're leading today's pitch.
02:46Wait, what?
02:48Uh...
02:55Is it even possible?
02:57How could a ruthless CEO turn out to be THE cyberdaddy in trend?
03:02Hey, boss's in the mood.
03:03You don't want to get on his bad side.
03:06Go.
03:08Kitten, why didn't you reply to my text?
03:10Did I do something wrong?
03:18Why are you spacing out?
03:26Start the presentation.
03:28Yes, right away.
03:30By the way.
03:32Is it because I didn't send the new pics yet?
03:41Wow.
03:47While you're staring at your phone.
03:48Why don't you share it with the whole room?
03:54No!
03:56I dropped it in the toilet earlier.
03:57I haven't sanitized it yet.
03:58Wouldn't want you touching it, boss.
03:59It's gross.
04:01It's gross.
04:02It's gross.
04:03It's gross.
04:04Start the presentation now.
04:06Okay.
04:07Okay.
04:08That was close.
04:09No more screw-ups.
04:10No more screw-ups.
04:11No more screw-ups.
04:12No more screw-ups.
04:16No more screw-ups.
04:18Now.
04:20Okay.
04:29That was close.
04:31No more screw-ups.
04:43This is your presentation.
04:48No way.
04:50I know that guy.
04:51That's box underscore 77.
04:53Yeah.
04:54Internet sex symbol.
04:55Dude has a million followers.
04:56Millions.
04:57If he's in front of me right now,
04:58I'd kiss every single inch of his body
05:00and give him down his knees.
05:02Hell yeah.
05:04Shhh.
05:05Shhh.
05:06Shhh.
05:07Shhh.
05:08Shhh.
05:09Shhh.
05:10Shhh.
05:11Shhh.
05:12Shhh.
05:13Shhh.
05:14Shhh.
05:15Shhh.
05:16Shhh.
05:17Shhh.
05:18Shhh.
05:19Hey.
05:20Out.
05:21Now.
05:23Shhh.
05:25Shhh.
05:27Shhh.
05:28Shhh.
05:29Shhh.
05:30Shhh.
05:31Shhh.
05:32Shhh.
05:33Kitten.
05:45I wish it a you.
05:47Kitten?
05:48I'm her biggest fan.
05:50Her Vox fanart is godlike.
05:52Those two are the hardest couple in life.
05:56Get back to work.
06:04Get me her address.
06:06I need to find her.
06:07ASAP.
06:11There's no way Victor can find out about me being Kitten.
06:14How do I hide it from him though?
06:27Sorry Vox.
06:28Maybe it's better we don't meet up.
06:30Not yet.
06:33He was there.
06:51Okay what do you want?
06:52You here for Kitten?
06:53What?
06:54Signature?
06:55Hog?
06:56Kisses cost extra money.
07:00Actually I'm her.
07:01What?
07:02Her boyfriend?
07:03Yeah.
07:04Okay.
07:05We got a lot of weird fanboys like you coming through here.
07:16Hey!
07:17Field.
07:18It's my deal.
07:19Go to hell!
07:20Here.
07:21Just so you know.
07:22I screen everything.
07:23No weirdos get past this door anymore.
07:24Um.
07:25Okay I'm sorry.
07:26Um.
07:27I'll leave.
07:28Could you please just give these to her?
07:29For me?
07:30No.
07:31No.
07:32No.
07:33No weirdos get past this door anymore.
07:34Um.
07:35Okay.
07:36I'm sorry.
07:37Um.
07:38I'll leave.
07:39Could you please just give these to her?
07:40To her for me?
07:58These are the cookies from my comic.
08:01Yeah they're from some guy.
08:02I don't know.
08:03He said he made them himself.
08:04And.
08:05That's my name too.
08:07That's my name too.
08:28Hey Vox.
08:29Hey.
08:30Kitten.
08:31I'm.
08:32I'm sorry.
08:33If you're not ready.
08:35I can wait.
08:36Um.
08:37However long it takes.
08:39I wanna see you.
08:40Now.
08:44Wait.
08:45What?
08:51Screw it.
08:52No more games.
08:53I'm doing something crazy tonight.
09:00But.
09:01No kidding.
09:02I'm on my way home.
09:03Why not stay in the car.
09:04You're getting.
09:05Older.
09:06What if I told you.
09:07You're about to inspire.
09:08The steamiest panel I've ever drawn.
09:09I will do.
09:10Whatever.
09:11You want me to do.
09:12You want me to do.
09:13Then turn on your camera.
09:14Unbutton your shirt.
09:15Unbutton your shirt.
09:16Unbutton your shirt.
09:17Oh.
09:18What?
09:19I'm.
09:20I'm.
09:21I'm.
09:22I'm.
09:23I'm.
09:24I'm.
09:25I'm.
09:26I'm.
09:27I'm.
09:29Then turn on your camera.
09:42Unbutton your shirt.
09:53There we go.
09:55Now that's a canvas with drawing.
10:00Close your eyes.
10:03Picture this.
10:06I crawl over you.
10:08Press against you.
10:17Skin to skin.
10:24Come sit on my lap.
10:30Are you giving me orders now?
10:34I live to please.
10:35Please.
10:53Mox.
10:57Good girl.
10:58You had your fun.
10:59Now it's my turn.
11:00You had your fun.
11:01Now it's my turn.
11:03Wait if I'm on fire.
11:05I am in the cold.
11:06I feel right.
11:07I, I, I, I...
11:09Wait if I'm on fire.
11:18I'm by so deep in love.
11:20When I dream I die.
11:22You had your fun, and now it's my turn.
11:29I want every part of you
11:33trembling when you remember this.
11:38You're my son.
11:51Lalalalalala
12:00Can you?
12:06Can you?
12:12Do you see me?
12:21The CEO's got an interview tomorrow morning. I need that briefing draft like yesterday.
12:29Right! On it!
12:38Are you okay?
12:41Yeah, just swamped again.
12:45Overtime? Your boss sucks.
12:47Your boss sucks.
12:49Congrats, you just roasted yourself.
12:56Sweet dreams.
12:58Bye.
13:00Goodnight.
13:02Bye.
13:12I wish I could see her.
13:15Even in just a dream.
13:18I really did that. With Victor. Over the phone.
13:23Ten out of ten would risk my career again.
13:26The CEO bailed on the interview. How the hell am I gonna explain this to the magazine?
13:31What if I get him to show up?
13:33You?
13:34Bullshit.
13:35I bet he'll be there before time.
13:37If you pull that off, I'll be your assistant for the week.
13:40Deal.
13:41Kitten hasn't replied.
13:42Did I push her too far?
13:43Kitten hasn't replied.
13:44Did I push her too far?
13:45Kitten.
13:46Kitten.
13:47Kitten.
13:48Kitten.
13:49Kitten.
13:50Kitten.
13:51Kitten.
13:52Kitten.
13:53Kitten.
13:54Kitten.
13:55Kitten.
13:56Kitten.
13:57Kitten.
13:59Kitten.
14:00Kitten.
14:01Kitten.
14:23Do you even know who I really am?
14:32I'm back, Sheldon.
14:36Brittney?
14:37Brittney?
14:39Right?
14:43It's Brooke, actually.
14:46Anyway, I...
14:48If you find out someone you trust has been actually lying to you the whole time, what would you do?
15:03Did you need anything else from me?
15:04No!
15:06Okay.
15:07Understood, boss.
15:11Shit.
15:19Got the new trendstar. Mad respect for anyone who lands that cover.
15:27What if I made the cover? What's in it for me?
15:32Dinner. Anywhere. My tree.
15:40No reply?
15:42Guess dinner's not enough.
15:44Ahem.
15:4650 seconds.
15:4955.
15:51Almost 10.
15:53I told you he wouldn't show up.
15:59I told you he wouldn't show up.
16:13Sir, thank you for agreeing to this interview.
16:23Your magazine will be the first and only one that I collaborate with.
16:28How did you say to him earlier?
16:30It's a secret.
16:31Now go get me a coffee, assistant.
16:33I have never seen him smile like that before.
16:44Hmm.
16:46Ice prints by day.
16:48Shirtless thirst trap by night.
16:56Interview's almost done.
16:58Where should we meet later?
16:59Here.
17:03Here. See you then.
17:11Here.
17:15So, let me get this straight.
17:17You're saying that the cookie guy, the one who booked this whole place just for you, boss, he's your evil boss?
17:25Damn.
17:27Well, I just...
17:29What are you gonna do when he figures it all out?
17:31Like, aren't you worried?
17:32Of course I'm scared.
17:34That's why I need backup.
17:39Pop quiz.
17:40What are you gonna do if he shows up shirtless?
17:43Like, what's your mood?
17:48I jumped him right there.
17:50You're crazy.
17:52Have you seen him?
17:54I don't know.
17:55Just stall him.
17:57Tell him Kitten's feeling sick or something.
17:59I need to go. He's coming right now.
18:04I need to go. He's coming right now.
18:06I need to go. I need to go.
18:07Tell him!
18:08I need to go.
18:17Funny. You have one of Kitten's unreleased comics and yet here you are. Coincidence?
18:23So what?
18:27So what? Are you one of Kitten's crazy superfans or something?
18:30What? No. I just stepped out for some fresh air. No problem.
18:34No problem.
18:36Good.
18:38Blow these up.
18:41That's not in my job description.
18:44Then quit.
18:46I'll approve it right now.
18:48Hey, boss.
19:04Kitten.
19:05Hope you like the surprise I planned.
19:08Ugh, seriously?
19:09I'm literally setting up my own surprise.
19:15Babe, forgot to say.
19:17I hate balloons.
19:19Stop blowing! Stop!
19:21Okay.
19:23Um, pop every single last one, three minutes, and then toss them all.
19:28Are you serious?!
19:29Stupid Victor!
19:32Stupid Victor!
19:36Stupid Victor!
19:40Stupid Victor!
19:44Aw, damn girl!
19:46That ass is puppy!
19:54Let her go!
19:59Now get lost!
20:16Before I make it worse!
20:18Hurry up!
20:21That wound is deep.
20:22We need to get you to a hospital.
20:24No, no. I have somewhere I have to go to.
20:26What's going on?
20:27Are you guys okay?
20:28Did she come yet?
20:32No.
20:34She thought you weren't coming.
20:37I screwed up.
20:39I kept her waiting, again.
20:49Victor, you're seriously wasting it.
20:51Kitten.
20:52Why aren't you answering?
20:53Who wouldn't ignore a drunk mess like you?
20:56Kitten.
20:57Why didn't you lie to me?
20:58Kitten.
20:59Why didn't you lie to me?
21:00Why didn't you lie to me?
21:01Why did you lie to me?
21:03Why didn't you lie to me?
21:05Who wouldn't ignore a drunk mess like you?
21:20Kitten.
21:22Why did you lie to me?
21:28Why did you lie to me?
21:30Did he figure it out?
21:35I just, I just miss you so much. It's like I'm seeing things.
21:40I just want you so bad.
22:02Why hurt?
22:03Why are you so in love with Kitten?
22:05Because you saved my life.
22:19Hey! Stay with me! Get up!
22:21Oh my god. Come on now.
22:26Victor.
22:29Victor.
22:30You're awake.
22:31How do you feel?
22:39That girl that, that saved me.
22:42Where'd she go?
22:43Where'd she go?
22:44Nobody was there when I arrived, but I found this.
22:47You're my guardian angel.
22:48But what if she's been hiding something? What if she's not who you think she is?
22:53Well then, I'll just have to trust what I see with my own eye.
22:54Okay.
22:55Hmm.
22:56Hmm.
22:57Hmm.
22:58Hmm.
22:59Huh.
23:00Hmm.
23:01Hmm.
23:02Hmm.
23:03Hmm.
23:04Will you remain here?
23:05Hmm.
23:06Hmm.
23:07Hmm.
23:08Oh?
23:09Hmm.
23:10Oh?
23:11Well then, I'll just have to trust what I see with my own eye.
23:18It's late.
23:34Get some rest.
23:36And maybe your dream will come true.
23:44I can't keep lying to him.
23:46We should just go back to being strictly professional.
23:49So what's the plan?
23:54Before he falls any deeper, I'm going to meet him.
23:58As a kitten.
24:00Yeah, but what if he recognises you? What then?
24:09I'm a comic artist. Disguises are half my job.
24:16I'm a cat.
24:29Kitten, thanks for agreeing to meet. I'm here.
24:32Hangzhou?
24:35Oh, no, no.
24:38Want some company?
25:03No, I have a girlfriend.
25:05Come on, you've been here all alone for one hour, don't lie.
25:14He said no, sweetheart.
25:20Thanks for the drink. We appreciate it.
25:25Kid?
25:27Hi, Vox.
25:31I can't believe it's you. I'm just...
25:33Actually, I came here to break up with you.
25:39What?
25:40I'd stand up for any hot stranger.
25:43And you're not special.
25:47If I did something wrong, I'm sure I could fix it.
25:50You didn't. I just got bored. That's all.
25:57That face.
25:59Run.
26:00Run before you fall harder.
26:05Get back.
26:07I'm not letting you go that easily.
26:08Wait.
26:10You're...
26:12Wait.
26:14You're...
26:18Wait.
26:20You're...
26:22So beautiful.
26:23Wait.
26:24Wait. What?
26:26More than I ever imagined.
26:30So beautiful.
26:32Wait. What?
26:35More than I ever imagined.
26:39You're too polite.
26:41Thanks.
26:43But I need to go use the bathroom.
26:45You're too polite.
26:46You're too polite.
26:48Thanks.
26:50But I need to go use the bathroom.
26:54You can...
27:04Thank God he didn't recognize me.
27:08Vox.
27:10Didn't you say...
27:14That you loved my body?
27:16That I was your muse.
27:19I...
27:21What the fuck?
27:30The bathroom that way?
27:31Yeah, it's just in that hole.
27:33Shit.
27:34Someone's coming.
27:35Then say it.
27:36Say it'll give me a chance.
27:37Fine.
27:38Okay.
27:39I promise.
27:40Just...
27:41Just let me go.
27:51Vox!
27:52What a surprise!
28:03Ah!
28:08No way.
28:09I lost my badge!
28:1730 minutes late.
28:19No chance I'll run into.
28:22Boss?
28:24Coming in or not?
28:25You're kitten stalker, aren't you?
28:41What?
28:43No.
28:45I'm just...
28:46A fan.
28:47Official club member.
28:48I have the keychain and everything.
28:49Stalking is a crime, right?
28:50And our company has a zero-tolerance policy?
28:54I'm not a stalker.
28:56I'm a loyal employee.
28:58Speaking of which...
29:00You have a delivery.
29:01So I'll get right on that.
29:02I'll get right on that.
29:14Kitten, why do you have this employee badge?
29:18Oh.
29:19I found it at the restaurant.
29:20Weird, huh?
29:21Right.
29:22That's why he thinks I'm a stalker.
29:34Ah!
29:35Watch it, tryhard!
29:36You sucking up to the CEO now?
29:41Since when does talking come to Sabrina?
29:44It's not even my type.
29:45All stuff suits and picture.
29:46Who knows what's underneath?
29:51Hmm.
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