- 3 hours ago
RuРАUl's DrАG RАСЕ S18E04 - Video
Category
🎥
Short filmTranscript
00:00We made it, girly.
00:04We made it, girly.
00:05I just sent Didi Fuego home,
00:08my fellow Studio 50 whore sister,
00:10and I see her message on the mirror.
00:12Divas, hate this for me,
00:14but love all of you.
00:16Didi Fuego.
00:17We love you, Didi Fuego.
00:20I'm really sad to see Didi go home so soon,
00:24but I was really so close to being that person
00:26writing the message on the mirror.
00:28It was a murder on the dance floor.
00:29I went into that knowing I had to kill it,
00:31but I had to take off this fucking table.
00:33And then I heard all the shattering behind me.
00:35Table service.
00:37After being in the bottom two times in a row,
00:40I've had Cardi B call my dress ugly.
00:42Oh my God, I hate it.
00:43I now had Rue call my table look ugly, essentially.
00:46I wouldn't say it's pleasing to the eye.
00:48I know I have dug a deep hole for myself,
00:50and I gotta do a lot of work to show Rue
00:52that I deserve to continue to be here.
00:54Miss Jane, congratulations.
00:57I can't play it.
00:59Rue told me to just keep doing what I'm doing,
01:01so I'm gonna keep on, keep it on.
01:05I don't know.
01:06I'm feeling very good about my win,
01:08but I'm also feeling a little bit of a shift in energy
01:12where I was in the top the first week.
01:15I just won,
01:16and it feels like there's a bit of a target on my back.
01:19Athena, what is going through your kooky little brain?
01:22Because you have been on a rollercoaster bit.
01:24It's like a ping pong game in here right now.
01:27It was so surreal when she said I was safe.
01:29I just felt like my whole body just dropped.
01:31During critiques,
01:32Didi mentioned that in the beginning,
01:34you ended up taking the lead with the choreo.
01:36During the choreography section,
01:37at the very beginning,
01:39Athena led us through that moment.
01:41Do you have any feelings about that?
01:42Correct me if I'm wrong,
01:43I don't think I shut anybody down at any point.
01:45So that kind of came out of left field.
01:47I think Athena is probably a little shaken right now.
01:49No more bottoms for the Dionnes, please.
01:52To be the grand dame of Miami
01:54and to come immediately here
01:55and not excel.
01:57Oh, I'm kind of vibing with that.
01:59Way to humble her.
02:00Do you know what, Athena?
02:01What?
02:01You're a boom head.
02:04Ew.
02:05Athena's going to get stabbed.
02:06That's all she needs at this point.
02:08Briar is starting to get on my nerves.
02:10She is like an annoying little bird
02:11around the workroom
02:12that you just want to open the window
02:13and push out.
02:15And she seems like the kind of girl
02:16that wants to
02:17throw the other girls off their game.
02:20Briar, I'm so vulnerable right now.
02:22Please leave me alone.
02:23Give me a six.
02:24Please leave me alone.
02:25But keep your eye on the prize
02:27and stay in your mother tucking lane.
02:30Ow, you four.
02:34Good morning, workroom.
02:35Good morning.
02:37Good morning, world.
02:39It is a new week.
02:40I am so happy to be walking back
02:42into the workroom.
02:43It is a fresh new start.
02:44Anyone with his body
02:45just like exhausted right now?
02:47Girl, I mean, this is season 30.
02:51Uh-oh, we got to get Nana
02:52back to the retirement home.
02:55Do y'all know what brings me
02:56the most joy?
02:57What?
02:57Seeing Mama Mia laugh every day, huh?
02:59Girl, girl, she got cheating.
03:02I love to see Mia laugh
03:04and it don't take much.
03:05Girl, you can tell Mia, hey,
03:06and she's busting out laughing.
03:07I see the back of that bitch mouth
03:09more than I see her face
03:10at this point.
03:15Sheena, I'm ready to have her.
03:18Go, go, go, go.
03:19Let's go, go, go, go.
03:20Rule, rule number 53.
03:23In comedy, timing is everything.
03:25Without it, you're just another queen
03:28talking too much.
03:30Oh, I know.
03:31I forgot to shut the fuck up.
03:34Hello, hello, hello.
03:35Oh, my goodness.
03:38Come on, pinstripe.
03:39Good morning, queens.
03:40Good morning.
03:42For this week's maxi challenge,
03:43you'll be starring in everybody's favorite
03:45sketch comedy show,
03:47RDR Live.
03:48I am ready.
03:55Fucking comedy challenge.
03:57Finally, the loud, annoying bitches
03:59are going to shine.
04:00In a moment, you'll have a chance
04:02to read through the sketches
04:03and choose your parts.
04:05Then later today, you'll have one take
04:08to make it or break it
04:10when you go live on the air.
04:12Remember, we are looking for breakout characters
04:15that will make America giggle again.
04:18I'm taking champagne.
04:23I don't act.
04:25I don't do comedy.
04:26So I'm looking around the room
04:27and I'm like, damn.
04:30Damn.
04:31Racers, start your engines
04:33and may the best drag queen win.
04:38RDR Live.
04:39Yay.
04:41It's time to pick our roles, baby.
04:42Let's get into these sketches.
04:44My libretto is so large.
04:46In RDR Live,
04:47you can pick a really out there character
04:48that's so different from who you are
04:50and shine just by having a few lines
04:52and that can be the key to success.
04:54Or you can stick true to yourself
04:55and really show who you are
04:57and sometimes that's the key to success.
04:58Oh, my God.
05:02Bitch, pick a role that comes into a scene
05:04and steals it.
05:05Be a scene stealer.
05:07I think I want Plum.
05:08I don't know.
05:08Plum comes into the scene
05:10and she disrupts everything.
05:11Bitch, go for Plum.
05:13So I'm really looking at Plum
05:14for the lipstick lesbian.
05:15Okay.
05:15I'm actually looking at Butch.
05:17Yeah.
05:17Oh, my God.
05:18I can be red then.
05:20So we have to fight, bitch.
05:21That's going to be fun.
05:22Lipstick lovers, clothes.
05:24It's clothes.
05:25Back in the 1980s,
05:26a young Michelle Visage
05:27learns everything she knows
05:29while working in the office supply business.
05:32I'm happy with Michelle.
05:33No one wants that one.
05:34I think you give Michelle doubt.
05:35Yeah.
05:36Yeah.
05:36I'm a young Michelle Visage.
05:38And I'll be Jean,
05:40your supervisor.
05:41I really want Daisy.
05:42The bitch who entered with porn
05:44has got to be
05:45at the Butter Churning Competition.
05:47I want Barbara Johnson.
05:48Perfect.
05:49We needed a Barbara.
05:50Barbara Johnson is an old Amish lady
05:52who is sexually churning butter.
05:55It's an opportunity
05:55to make Rue and the judges laugh.
05:58We have QNN News Sketch.
06:00Our trustworthy news anchors
06:02get a visit
06:03from one of the anchors'
06:04overly supportive mother.
06:06I would love anchor number one.
06:08I feel like I've deduced
06:09what I would like.
06:11And I would like to be
06:12the inner saboteur.
06:13I smile.
06:13I saw that for you.
06:15Surprise.
06:16I saw that for you, honey.
06:17I have to be
06:18someone's inner saboteur.
06:19The person I'm the saboteur of
06:21is the host of the show.
06:23And who's the host of everything?
06:26Athena.
06:27I just feel like
06:27we'd have good chemistry out there.
06:29No, no, no, no, no.
06:30Briar.
06:31Briar wants to be my scene partner.
06:33Bitch, I'm trying to get
06:34as far away from you as I can.
06:35I want to be the overbearing mother.
06:37I also really like
06:38the supportive mom.
06:40Come on, Jane.
06:41I really want to do that one.
06:42But I feel like
06:43don't you want to do the host?
06:45I really want to do the bomb.
06:47The host of RDR Live
06:48has to kick everything off
06:49and you either succeed
06:50or you flop.
06:51So maybe there's some strategy
06:52happening here.
06:53Is this a setup?
06:54You and Briar together
06:55makes so much sense.
06:56It kind of writes itself.
06:58What are you scared of, Athena?
06:59Do you want me to be the host
07:00because you guys want to see her
07:01just attack me on RDR Live?
07:02No, I also,
07:03I do also think
07:04you are a host back home.
07:05I understand it would fit,
07:06but I really like the mom part.
07:08As do I.
07:09I can hear this woman's voice
07:11in my brain.
07:12She's calling to me
07:13through the ether
07:14and I know that I can turn out
07:16better than Athena.
07:16Athena,
07:17you are such an accomplished host
07:19and also,
07:20you know,
07:20you want to just go so bad
07:22and it didn't seem to work out.
07:24Maybe you should do something
07:25that would push you more.
07:26Wake that up.
07:26Shake that table.
07:27Maybe it's time
07:28that you push yourself
07:29to try something
07:30that you don't immediately want.
07:33Go ahead, Athena.
07:34Host RDR Live.
07:35You're a big hostess.
07:37Make it work.
07:37Am I just going to be
07:38handed scraps every week
07:40and say,
07:40turn this straw into gold,
07:41Athena.
07:42Prove us you're magical.
07:44Fuck my drag, right?
07:45Okay, I'm the host.
07:46Yay!
07:47And does that mean
07:48I can be mom?
07:48Mommy.
07:49Perfect.
07:50Are we happy with our parts?
07:51Yes.
07:51I'm so happy.
07:53What have I gotten myself into?
07:56Live from Tuckahoe,
07:58it's RDR Live!
08:00I'm so excited.
08:01Yeah.
08:01Ciao!
08:02This week's maxi challenge
08:03is RDR Live!
08:05This sketch is so funny
08:07because the whole thing
08:08is just a big innuendo
08:09and we're also
08:11tubes of lipstick.
08:13This is RuPaul's school
08:15of overacting, honey.
08:16You just have to act stupid.
08:19You tubes,
08:20I'm a liar!
08:21I see ya!
08:22Oh!
08:23And bitch,
08:24this is what I do.
08:26I feel very comfy.
08:29I know who this woman is.
08:30I know where she's going.
08:31This woman,
08:32she's got hot dish.
08:33Yeah.
08:33She's making casserole
08:34that's going to give you
08:35a coronary.
08:36RuPaul specifically said
08:38that he's looking
08:39for breakout characters.
08:41What an appetite!
08:42Mom!
08:43And so that is
08:44very much informing
08:45my thinking
08:46for how I'm going
08:47to approach this challenge.
08:48We should go!
08:49They're serving stuffed pig!
08:51No, mom!
08:51No!
08:52I don't know.
08:53If she's in the top of me,
08:54I'll be happy for her
08:56because I love her,
08:57but three in a row
08:59is a bit much.
09:00This kind of thing
09:02is so up my alley,
09:04but I can see
09:05the little shark fins
09:06in the water
09:07that started gathering
09:08when I won
09:09the girl group challenge.
09:10And now there's
09:11more of them.
09:12If I don't deliver,
09:14it's going to be a problem.
09:16Oh my God!
09:18Folks,
09:18please say hello
09:19to my inner saboteur.
09:22I've come to terms
09:23that I will be
09:24a great host
09:25of RDR Live.
09:26What I'm still
09:26working on
09:28is accepting the fact
09:29that I have Briar
09:29as my scene partner.
09:30You're about to bomb
09:31this hosting gig
09:32worse than you
09:33bombed last week's challenge.
09:34That was ages ago.
09:36Oh.
09:38I've grown up.
09:39Don't forget that.
09:40I want to call you fat
09:41with like everything in me,
09:42but I can't do that
09:43if you don't say
09:43how you've grown up.
09:44Briar.
09:46Briar.
09:47I just really want
09:48to deliver
09:49a good opening monologue
09:50for RDR Live.
09:51I've bragged to all these girls
09:52that I'm the premier host
09:53of Miami.
09:54Like, I can't walk in here
09:54and bomb due to Briar.
09:57Too real.
09:58This is too real.
10:00She puts the ass
10:01in assistance.
10:02It's the new secretary,
10:04Michelle Visage.
10:06Judge much?
10:07I really want
10:08to do well this challenge.
10:09This is one of my
10:10biggest strengths,
10:11so I'm just excited
10:12to flex that muscle.
10:15Someday,
10:16I'm going to be a star.
10:17Everything I say
10:18comes from a place of love.
10:20I want you to be
10:20the best assistant secretary
10:22you can be.
10:24I think we've got to
10:25figure out what voice
10:26you're going for.
10:26Yeah.
10:27Do you feel comfortable
10:28with an accent,
10:29like a New Jersey,
10:30New York accent?
10:31Not too, too much.
10:33I've tried accents before.
10:34All my friends laugh at me.
10:36I'm going to need
10:36to see more.
10:37The accent is just
10:38not going to happen.
10:39I've never done sketch comedy.
10:41Well, sweetheart,
10:42this is the Olympics
10:43of office supplies.
10:44And this,
10:45I feel like,
10:45I feel like they're
10:47handing us drag race references
10:48as we do this.
10:49Like, this is the Olympics
10:51of office supplies.
10:53It could be bigger.
10:54Yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:54And this,
10:54it's basically,
10:55and this,
10:56it's basically a corset.
10:57You know?
10:57Okay, okay.
10:58We've got to have fun with it.
11:00Yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:01This type of challenge
11:02calls for a good partner
11:04to go back and forth with
11:05and making sure
11:06the energy is up.
11:08You've got to
11:08stop relying on that body.
11:10Maybe you say it like her.
11:12Stop relying on that body.
11:14You know?
11:15Stop relying on that body.
11:16Let's just go big.
11:17Let's try it.
11:18I'm just really hoping
11:19she can get out of her head
11:20and deliver.
11:21Gag.
11:22Hey, Ladykins.
11:24Hey.
11:26We've got company
11:27all the way
11:28from Saturday Night Live.
11:30Say hello
11:30to Sarah Sherman.
11:32No!
11:35Hi.
11:38Shall we, darling?
11:39Oh, yes.
11:40Thank you, darling.
11:41Why?
11:42I am a success
11:44with Sarah Sherman.
11:46All right,
11:46come on over.
11:46Discord,
11:47Mia Starr,
11:48Darlene Mitchell,
11:49and Mandy Mango.
11:51Say hello to Sarah.
11:52Hi, Sarah.
11:54Sarah's been doing
11:54stand-up
11:55and sketches
11:56on television.
11:57I don't miss
11:58an episode of SNL.
11:59Good, there's
11:59some stuff going on.
12:01Discord,
12:01the first week
12:02you walked on the runway,
12:03you had a very
12:03distinctive walk.
12:05Look at that walk.
12:06That is definitely a walk.
12:09You looked like
12:10a crazed person.
12:11Oh, in a bad way?
12:12No, you know,
12:13the most entertaining way
12:14possibly.
12:16Historians,
12:16will look back
12:17on that runway walk
12:17and they will think,
12:19what was wrong with that?
12:21Can I say that?
12:24Should I dial it back?
12:26No, whatever you're doing,
12:27keep doing it.
12:28I loved it.
12:28I loved it.
12:29I have no idea
12:31what intrigues
12:31grew about my walk
12:32so much,
12:33so hopefully
12:34somebody can let me know.
12:36Darlene,
12:37do you have a question
12:37for Sarah?
12:38I do.
12:39When you get
12:40a role that you're
12:40really excited for,
12:42do you sort of like
12:42let yourself kind of
12:44become someone else
12:45completely,
12:45or do you try to
12:46stay present in that?
12:48You have to like
12:48constantly be open
12:49like to the character
12:50evolving while you're
12:51doing it.
12:52Something happens
12:53when you put on
12:53the full costume,
12:55so don't be so
12:56locked in an idea
12:57before all the
12:59finishing touches happen.
13:00That was the most
13:02important thing,
13:02what she just said
13:03right there.
13:04That was so smart.
13:05And this one here,
13:06this mango,
13:06she lip synced
13:07last week for her life
13:09and just tore it up.
13:12Mandy Mango
13:12is very animated,
13:13very kooky,
13:14so she likes to
13:15be a little freaky too.
13:16You're all so different.
13:18Lean into that.
13:19Lean into that.
13:20You're all a bunch
13:21of fucking freaks.
13:23It's brilliant.
13:25I haven't done
13:25too much formal
13:27sketch comedy,
13:28but I feel like
13:28this is asking
13:29for this quirky,
13:31bonkers energy
13:32that Rue keeps
13:33recognizing in me
13:34and I think this is
13:34the right place
13:35to place that energy.
13:36Oh, thanks a lot
13:37to see you.
13:38All right.
13:39Nini, Kenya,
13:42Coco,
13:43Shanika,
13:45Rondija,
13:46Vida,
13:47Mikey,
13:48and Juicy.
13:49And where's Rishanda?
13:50I'm right here, girl.
13:54Tell Sarah
13:55what you're playing,
13:56starting with Juicy.
13:57I'm in the
13:57Young Michelle sketch
13:58and I'm playing
13:59Jean,
14:00a sharp and sarcastic
14:01older office worker
14:03who teaches Michelle
14:04what she knows.
14:05Don't say older
14:06and look at me.
14:08How do you suggest
14:09I go about that
14:10to make it funny?
14:11You're modeling it off
14:12of like one of the
14:13funniest people ever.
14:14So it's like
14:15you're doing a love letter
14:16to Michelle visage.
14:18Take yourself out
14:19of your head
14:19and be like
14:20a little present
14:21and then just
14:23get on your knees
14:23and pray to God
14:24that you're being hilarious.
14:26When Sarah's like,
14:27wait,
14:27you're not just
14:27playing an older character,
14:29you're doing an homage
14:29to Michelle visage.
14:31It was like
14:31an oh shit moment.
14:32Like,
14:33what the hell
14:34did I just
14:34get myself into?
14:35Anybody have theater
14:36background?
14:37Mikey does.
14:38How'd you get into theater?
14:39I have always just
14:41had that entertainer
14:41side of me
14:42and to be honest,
14:43it's Saturday Night Live
14:45that helped influence
14:46that entertainer in me
14:48and Drag Race
14:50and Saturday Night Live
14:50are two big dreams I had
14:52so this feels like
14:54a really big moment.
14:56Yeah.
14:56Are you about to cry?
14:57I've already cried, Rue!
14:58I've cried like twice already.
15:00Doing RDR Live
15:01is just bringing back
15:01so many memories.
15:03My dad worked a lot
15:04growing up.
15:05A lot of hours.
15:06And the time we spent together
15:08as a kid
15:09was him coming home
15:11after work on Saturdays
15:12and we'd watch
15:13Saturday Night Live together.
15:15I'm just so excited
15:17for him to see me
15:18do what I've been
15:19wanting to do
15:20for a very long time.
15:21Good.
15:22That's great.
15:22You know what to do.
15:23Just don't overthink it.
15:24Have fun.
15:25Just don't fuck it up.
15:27All right, loves.
15:28Thanks for calling.
15:29Go on back to work.
15:29Thank you, Sarah.
15:29Bye!
15:30I really want to win
15:31this challenge
15:32because it is something
15:33I feel very passionate about
15:34and I would just really
15:36love that validation.
15:37We're going to be like
15:38yes we are.
15:40All right, now Queens,
15:40listen up.
15:41Sarah has something to say.
15:43As someone who has
15:44famously played
15:46an owl, a squirrel,
15:48and a worm
15:48on live television,
15:50I am so excited
15:51to announce
15:51that For the Runway
15:53category is
15:55animal attraction.
15:56Yeah!
15:58That's good.
15:59So good luck.
16:01And don't fuck it up,
16:03please.
16:03Good evening.
16:09I'm Diane Shung.
16:11And I'm Patsy Dongle
16:12welcoming you
16:13to the 69th Annual
16:15Butter Churning Championship.
16:17Tonight's matchup
16:18features 14-time
16:20churning champion
16:21Barbara Johnson.
16:23Isn't she just darling?
16:25Hi, ladies.
16:26It's always been
16:28a delight to see you.
16:29proud to keep
16:31this great
16:31tuck-a-hole tradition
16:33alive.
16:35Now here's
16:36newcomer Daisy
16:37Sweet Cream McCoy.
16:38She answered the competition
16:39just a few hours ago.
16:41Daisy,
16:42tell us about yourself.
16:43Well,
16:44I was just down
16:45in the parking lot
16:46with some of the fellas
16:46and they dared me to enter
16:48because they says
16:49I was good
16:49with my hands.
16:51So you've churned
16:52before.
16:53Well,
16:53not butter.
16:57What a contrast
16:58in contestants.
17:00This should be fun
17:00to watch, Patsy.
17:02All right,
17:02let's get to churning.
17:07Exceptional form
17:08from Barb Johnson.
17:09Her trademark
17:10slow and steady rhythm.
17:13You can't rush
17:14that cream.
17:15I see Daisy McCoy
17:16is opting
17:17for a two-handed grip.
17:19An unconventional
17:20but effective move.
17:22Johnson is picking
17:23up the pace.
17:24Look at her go!
17:26McCoy is clearly
17:27showing that pole
17:28who's boss.
17:29I have never seen
17:30such powerful stroking.
17:33This is what
17:34competitive turning
17:34is all about,
17:35Diane.
17:36Oh my God!
17:38Daisy is going
17:39for a double charge
17:40and the judges
17:42are allowing it.
17:43We are in
17:44uncharted territory,
17:46folks.
17:47Holy cow!
17:48The vomit is off.
17:50She looks like
17:51she's really
17:51ensuring this, too.
17:54What is happening?
17:56This is insanity, folks.
17:58For I should not
17:59prepare me for this.
18:05And that is time.
18:07It's a tie!
18:09Now, that is what
18:11I call a happy ending.
18:13And live from a
18:15talk to home,
18:16it's RDR Live!
18:21It's RDR Live!
18:23With musical guest,
18:25RuPaul,
18:26and your host,
18:28Athena Dionne.
18:29Welcome to RDR Live!
18:32Welcome to RDR Live!
18:35I'm your host,
18:36Athena Dionne,
18:37and can we talk about
18:38how stunned I look,
18:39okay?
18:41It's giving winner,
18:42winner, chicken.
18:43I had to skip dinner,
18:44all right?
18:45Now, listen, guys,
18:46I'm a little nervous,
18:47but I've been talking
18:47to my therapist,
18:48and she said to
18:49breathe and...
18:51Well, well, well,
18:57look who's hosting,
18:58and with that hair,
18:59so brave.
19:01Uh, folks,
19:02please say hello
19:03to my inner saboteur.
19:04Oh, don't mind me.
19:06I'm just here to watch
19:07and judge and maybe
19:08whisper my opinion.
19:10Uh, I, uh,
19:11thought I told you
19:12to stay in my dressing room.
19:13Oh, honey,
19:14wherever you go,
19:15I go.
19:16By the way,
19:16you've really, uh,
19:17committed to the silhouette,
19:18huh?
19:19Choices.
19:20Well, what's wrong
19:21with my silhouette?
19:21Listen, you need to leave.
19:23Oh, I'm not going anywhere.
19:24Not when you're about
19:25to bomb this hosting gig
19:26worse than you bombed
19:27last week's challenge.
19:28Oh, that was ages ago.
19:29I've grown up.
19:30Girl, you've grown out.
19:32Listen, bitch,
19:33my therapist gave me
19:34a mantra for times like this.
19:37Inner voice of doubt and fear.
19:39That's not even real.
19:40Your time is up.
19:41Now disappear.
19:41I'm just trying to protect you
19:43from this queen
19:44don't need your shady sad.
19:46I'm up.
19:47So take your leave
19:48and kiss my ass.
19:50Wow.
19:53Now, where was I?
19:55Oh, yes,
19:56we've got a great show
19:56lined up for you tonight.
19:57Stick around,
19:58because the only voice
19:59in my head is saying,
20:00you're a winner, baby.
20:10Welcome to Master Queef Theater.
20:13In the 1950s,
20:14Hollywood couldn't portray
20:16same-sex desire on screen.
20:18Filmmakers relied on
20:19subtle imagery and innuendo
20:21to convey sexual tension.
20:24Tonight's film,
20:25Lipstick Lovers,
20:26exemplifies this delicate
20:28art of suggestion.
20:30Hey, gorgeous.
20:46Say, aren't you the gal
20:47I've seen working
20:48the makeup counter
20:49at the Five and Dine?
20:50You must have me confused
20:51with somebody else.
20:52I'm no cheap drugstore tester.
20:55Giving it away for free?
20:56Let's start over.
20:57I didn't catch your name.
20:59Ruby Rose,
21:00but my friends call me Red.
21:02I'm Butch.
21:03I can see that.
21:05I'll admit,
21:06I haven't dabbled much
21:08in makeup.
21:08Mm.
21:08I can see that, too.
21:11But there's something
21:12about you
21:12that makes me want
21:14to pull your top off,
21:15give your bottom a twist,
21:17and spread you
21:18all over my lips.
21:19Are you sure
21:20your girlfriend
21:21won't mind?
21:23Girlfriend?
21:24Plum Passion,
21:25I recognized her
21:26on your collar
21:26the moment I walked
21:27in this joint.
21:28Plum?
21:29I picked her up
21:29at the dollar store.
21:31She was cheap
21:31and available.
21:32I haven't seen her
21:33in ages.
21:34Who are you calling
21:35cheap?
21:36Whoa.
21:37Plum!
21:38I thought I lost you
21:39in the ladies' room
21:40at the bowling alley.
21:41You did.
21:42I fell behind the toilet,
21:44but you were
21:44too drunk to notice.
21:46I was stuck there
21:47until some chick
21:47picked me up
21:48and took me home.
21:49I've been rolling
21:49around the bottom
21:50of her messy purse
21:51for weeks.
21:52I'm sorry, Plum.
21:54Who's this?
21:56Red.
21:57I can see that.
21:58I mean,
21:59what she's doing here
21:59was you.
22:00We were just about
22:01to go back
22:01to Butch's place.
22:02Oh!
22:03You think because
22:04you're from some
22:05fancy department store
22:06that you're better
22:06than me?
22:09At least I've never
22:10been tested on animals.
22:13By the way,
22:14it wasn't your shade,
22:15discontinued grandma.
22:19Lady, stop.
22:20I have a lift
22:21for the both of you.
22:22Shut up, Butch.
22:23Yeah, it's all your fault.
22:26No, she's not worth it.
22:29You two-time in life,
22:30happy.
22:30Let's go, Red.
22:41I know a gloss
22:42who's into layering.
22:43Ooh.
22:47Now that,
22:48I like to see.
22:54It's Queen News Network.
22:56Good evening,
22:59I'm Sierra Miss.
23:00And I'm Briar Blush.
23:01Our top story tonight,
23:03the Olympic Committee
23:03has announced
23:04a new sporting event
23:05for the LA 2028 Olympics,
23:07including flag football,
23:09squash,
23:09and for the West Hollywood
23:11athletes,
23:11full contact pickle chugging.
23:13Plain Jane
23:14is favored for the gold.
23:17Following in the footsteps
23:18of the elf on a shelf,
23:19a new holiday tradition
23:20is sweeping the country.
23:22It's dawn on the lawn.
23:23Scientists have discovered
23:24a new beauty technique
23:25to make lips fuller
23:26without injections.
23:28Unfortunately,
23:28it was sadly halted
23:29when they just realized
23:30it was just Sierra Miss
23:31after a very,
23:32very busy night.
23:34That was in the name
23:34of science.
23:37Moving on.
23:38A recent study shows
23:40that education
23:40about LGBTQ plus issues
23:42creates healthy relationships
23:43between queer individuals
23:45and their parents.
23:46Here to comment is
23:47my mom.
23:48Oh, hi.
23:51Thanks for being here, mom.
23:53So, tell us
23:54what you've been up to.
23:55Well, dear,
23:56I wanted to educate myself,
23:58so I started
23:59at the LGBT center.
24:00Oh.
24:01Not a mom in sight,
24:02but there was a group
24:03for daddies.
24:04And I figured parents
24:06are parents,
24:06so I joined.
24:08Oh, dear,
24:09I'm almost afraid to ask.
24:11Well, let me just say first,
24:12they are the nicest
24:13bunch of dads.
24:15There's Mark,
24:15the athlete.
24:16He's into water sports.
24:18Fred, the delivery guy,
24:20he struggles
24:20with extra-large packages.
24:23Poor dear.
24:24And then there's Al,
24:25who everyone calls
24:26Prince Albert.
24:27Great mustache.
24:29He gave me
24:29these cute leather bracelets.
24:31Oh, my God.
24:31Mom, I'm not sure
24:34this is the support group
24:35you were looking for.
24:36Well, sure it is.
24:37We also talk about
24:38forming meaningful connections.
24:40Oh, well,
24:41that sounds important.
24:42First, we start
24:43with role-playing
24:44and poppers.
24:45And not the jalapeno
24:47kind I make for parties.
24:48Mrs. Mist,
24:49do you have any takeaways
24:50you'd like to share
24:51from your experience?
24:52It's been wonderful
24:53to find community.
24:54In fact,
24:55the gang is having
24:55a big bang this weekend.
24:57We should go.
24:58They're serving stuffed pigs.
24:59No, Mom, no.
25:00Come on,
25:01we can do the poppers, honey.
25:03Bye, Mom, everyone.
25:06That's the news.
25:07Good night
25:08and good talk.
25:21Thank you, Michelle.
25:22You can take five.
25:23Hi, I'm Michelle Visage.
25:26And before I made it
25:26into showbiz,
25:28a lot of people don't know
25:29that I had a promising career
25:30in office supplies.
25:31The lessons I learned there,
25:33well, it really stuck.
25:38So,
25:44you're the new secretary,
25:46Michelle Choupak.
25:48I go by Visage now.
25:50Okay, kid.
25:52First things first,
25:53your proportions are fine,
25:55but you gotta stop
25:56relying on that body.
25:59I'm dressed like my idol,
26:01Madonna.
26:03Well,
26:04in the working world,
26:05we need versatility.
26:07I'm gonna need to see moi.
26:08What do you mean?
26:09Sweetheart,
26:10this is the Olympics
26:11of office supplies.
26:13Your hair could be bigger.
26:14And this
26:15is basically a corset
26:17with a little piece of fabric.
26:20Oh,
26:20so should I wear
26:21this green number?
26:22No.
26:23You and green
26:24gag.
26:26I think your color
26:27is more
26:28leopard print.
26:29Anything else?
26:32Well,
26:32here's a tip.
26:33When anybody
26:34asks a question,
26:35answer with a double entendre.
26:37Make it dirty or funny.
26:39Follow my lead.
26:40Hi, Ronnie.
26:47Whatcha packing?
26:50Who's the new chick?
26:51Well,
26:52she puts the ass
26:53in assistance
26:54and loves
26:56to take
26:57dictation.
26:58Hi.
26:59So,
27:00Michelle,
27:00how's your letterhead?
27:02No complaints.
27:04Got a girl.
27:06Now,
27:06Ronnie,
27:07take a little spin for us.
27:08Yeah,
27:08Ronnie,
27:08take a little spin.
27:12The category is
27:13certified male.
27:15He can put that package
27:16in my slot.
27:17Oh,
27:18my sticky note
27:19just got
27:20stickier.
27:21Look at you.
27:23You're getting
27:23the hang of it.
27:24Now he can give me
27:25a hole punch.
27:26Two holes?
27:27All three.
27:28He can put the cream
27:29in my coffee.
27:30Creamer?
27:31I don't even know her.
27:32Okay,
27:33that was a stretch.
27:34Fine.
27:35Whatever.
27:36This is just
27:36a temp job anyway.
27:38Someday,
27:39I'm gonna be a star
27:40with the number
27:41two song
27:42in the country.
27:43Plus,
27:44I got moves.
27:46Oh,
27:46yeah.
27:47Go to the sauce.
27:49Give it!
27:51Well,
27:52look at that.
27:53It's break time.
27:54Come on,
27:55Ronnie.
27:56I'm due for a delivery
27:57in the rear.
27:59And two words.
28:01Boob job.
28:03Because it takes
28:03two to make
28:04a thing go right.
28:08I gotta write that down.
28:17Good night,
28:18everybody!
28:18We just filmed RDR Live
28:29yesterday,
28:30and so today
28:31we get to figure out
28:32what the judges
28:32actually think about it.
28:34This is our first
28:35acting challenge.
28:35I feel like
28:36this was the test
28:37of who can create
28:38a character.
28:39That's
28:40what I was a bit
28:41nervous about.
28:42The voice.
28:43The voice.
28:44I was like,
28:44hmm,
28:45was that a
28:45smart choice?
28:47Yeah.
28:47I think she's second
28:48guessing what she did
28:49with her voice,
28:49which it was
28:50an odd choice
28:51to take the voice
28:52down here.
28:53Girlfriend.
28:54What the fuck?
28:55Are we gonna damn
28:5680s porn video?
28:58Like,
28:58what is happening?
29:00Oh,
29:00I'm giving you
29:01a second time.
29:01How are you feeling?
29:04Well,
29:04first when we announced
29:05the challenge,
29:05I was like,
29:06oh shit.
29:07Acting's not
29:08in my real house
29:09per se.
29:10No,
29:10you played it.
29:12I'm feeling
29:13a little gray
29:15in the sense that
29:16I don't know
29:17where I'm going
29:17to land
29:18in this challenge,
29:19but I tried
29:20to be as confident
29:20as I could
29:21because I'm next
29:22to a powerhouse actor.
29:24I kind of feel
29:24like I'm the weaker
29:25performer of the two.
29:26Thank you for all
29:27your help.
29:27Like, yesterday,
29:28that was like,
29:28it really got me
29:29in the zone.
29:30It was like,
29:31one of those,
29:31like life rafts
29:32thrown into the water.
29:33Like,
29:33this is where I got you.
29:34Yeah,
29:35I think we did
29:35a fantastic job.
29:37Like,
29:37we had them laughing.
29:37And you ate that role.
29:39You ate that role.
29:41I feel like
29:42I hit all my marks.
29:43We had people laughing.
29:44I think I have
29:45a very good shot
29:45at winning this challenge.
29:49Ah!
29:50Listen,
29:50you inner saboteur,
29:51I'm going to kill you.
29:53How are we feeling?
29:54I feel good.
29:55Working with Ryer
29:56was a little stressful,
29:57but I'm feeling
29:58really confident
29:58about who I was on stage.
29:59I tapped into
30:00my inner Diane Keaton.
30:02I think I did great.
30:03Ryer was over here
30:04doing something,
30:04trying to be my inner saboteur.
30:05I've learned to ignore her.
30:06So hopefully she did a good job.
30:08I had a good time.
30:08It was really fun for me.
30:10I mean,
30:10I bully you
30:11every single day.
30:12And to be encouraged
30:13to do so,
30:14it felt good.
30:15Me and Athena
30:16both feel pretty good
30:16about where we're
30:17landing with this sketch.
30:18But,
30:19it's up to the judges
30:20to decide
30:20who should have been
30:22actually confident.
30:23Oh, my God.
30:28Pull it.
30:29Together.
30:31Today,
30:31I'm feeling
30:33extremely
30:35in my head.
30:39Are you okay?
30:40I'm, like,
30:41losing my mind today
30:41a little bit.
30:42I worry that I didn't do well,
30:43and then I worry
30:44that if I did do well,
30:46that everybody's
30:46going to be, like, upset.
30:47I know I killed
30:49the challenge.
30:50I feel
30:51almost guilty
30:53for doing well again
30:56because I know
30:57the way it's going
30:58to affect my relationships
30:59with the other girls
30:59in the competition.
31:00Being strong
31:01and being a good
31:02competitor means
31:02people will be jealous.
31:04Ugh, everybody's
31:04going to be so irritated
31:05with me if I get
31:05in the top again.
31:06Jane is stressing
31:07herself out because
31:08there's a lot of pressure
31:08when you are clearly
31:10an early frontrunner.
31:11And I think she's
31:12probably feeling the pressure
31:13about having to
31:13constantly live up to that.
31:15I mean, this is, like,
31:16this is so amazing.
31:17No, it's not.
31:19You've told me
31:19from the big jump
31:20that you don't want
31:20anyone to hate you,
31:21and I don't think
31:22anyone's going to hate you.
31:23You should be proud
31:24of yourself.
31:25We're proud of you.
31:26Briar and Juicy
31:27are being very sweet.
31:29If you win today,
31:31I'm going to be the first
31:32person to say congratulations.
31:33Hello.
31:34It's very sweet
31:34to see the side of Briar
31:35because she sort of
31:36hides behind being
31:38kind of a butthead
31:39and liking to poke people,
31:41but she's really
31:41kind of a sweetheart.
31:42We have no idea
31:43if that's even...
31:45They could be like,
31:45you're a booger.
31:46No, that's not.
31:46For today's look,
31:49this is my first time
31:50serving you a full-face
31:51prosthetic on the runway.
31:52How often do you
31:53do prosthetics?
31:54Pretty often, actually.
31:56It's one of the things
31:56that I think sets me apart
31:58in my drag.
31:58Like, I had worked
31:59previously as a special effects
32:00makeup artist for years.
32:02I've worked as a prosthetic
32:03makeup artist for over
32:0414 years.
32:05Some of my work
32:05can be seen on FX's
32:06The Gifted,
32:07on Dynasty,
32:08and on several other
32:09Marvel productions.
32:10One of my favorite parts
32:11about drag is being
32:13a spectacle.
32:14I love the ability
32:15to transform into anything
32:17with prosthetic makeup.
32:18I think there's actually
32:19a lot of queerness in that,
32:21this idea of reinvention
32:22and transformation.
32:23I like bringing it out
32:24and mixing it in.
32:25That's what's so fun
32:26about drag,
32:26is infusing all the parts
32:28of who we are
32:29outside of this together
32:30and the different jobs
32:31that we've done.
32:32Yesterday,
32:32doing a news segment,
32:34I used to work
32:34for a news team.
32:35I went to school
32:37for computer graphics
32:37and forensic science.
32:39I've worked
32:39for the Secret Service.
32:40Oh my God.
32:41I've worked in makeup,
32:42I've worked in film,
32:43so like...
32:44We've been fired a lot.
32:45No.
32:47Miss Vita,
32:48you look crazy.
32:50Coming from you?
32:52White face!
32:54Yeah, Vita,
32:54my culture is not a costume.
32:58Oh my God.
33:02The main stage
33:03of RuPaul's Drag Race.
33:05She's the funniest bitch
33:06I know.
33:07Michelle Visage.
33:09Funny how?
33:10Like, I'm a clown?
33:11I amuse you?
33:14Ayo!
33:16We're going live
33:18in three, two, one.
33:20It's T.S. Madison.
33:22Is it on?
33:23Is it on?
33:23Is this bitch recording?
33:27And the totally twisted
33:28Sarah Sherman.
33:30Ru, normally I work alone,
33:32but tonight I brought
33:33little Sarah.
33:34Say hi.
33:35Hiya, Sarah.
33:36This week we challenge
33:39our queens to get
33:40totally sketchy
33:41on RDR Live.
33:43And tonight,
33:44on the runway,
33:45category is
33:46Animal Attraction.
33:48Ooh.
33:48Racers,
33:49start your engines
33:50and may the best drag queen
33:52win.
33:58Category is
33:59Animal Attraction.
34:00Animal Attraction.
34:01Up first,
34:02Discord Adams.
34:04Albino
34:05alligator.
34:07Albino,
34:07she better do.
34:08I am wearing
34:09the alligator skull
34:10on my shoulder.
34:11I have a handbag
34:12that is literally
34:13my face.
34:15I am an animal
34:16carrying a human handbag.
34:18You cannot take
34:19your eyes off of me
34:20and the eyes
34:20of my handbag
34:21cannot take their eyes
34:22off of you.
34:23Oh.
34:23See you later,
34:28alligator.
34:29In a wild crocodile.
34:31Mia Star's
34:32Pink Poodle.
34:33Stop trying
34:34to make
34:34that happen.
34:36This look
34:37is an homage
34:38to my beautiful son,
34:39Zion,
34:39the best golden doodle
34:41in the world.
34:42I made sure
34:43to have my Afro puffs
34:44as my ears,
34:45as my titties,
34:46as my booty cheeks,
34:47and my tail.
34:48I feel real pussy
34:49even though I'm a dog.
34:50In the Pink Poodle Club,
34:52we all fam.
34:54Mandy Mango.
34:56Oh, dear.
34:57Rue,
34:57I think she found this
34:58on the side of the road.
35:00She is on her way
35:02to visit
35:02the watering hole
35:04of the forest,
35:05greet her subjects.
35:06My vibe
35:07for this runway
35:08is giving less
35:09of that high-energy
35:10kookiness.
35:10I want to play it
35:11a little more
35:11Dome Your.
35:12Ladies and gentlemen,
35:14Lyme disease.
35:17Darlene Mitchell.
35:18Cow.
35:19Hey, Mr. Holstein.
35:24Moo.
35:25I've got my cowboy hat,
35:27my little ear tag,
35:28milk,
35:28just in case
35:29I get thirsty.
35:30And to cap it all off,
35:31I've got hooves
35:32for heels.
35:33Country,
35:34cunty,
35:34and camp.
35:35This cow,
35:36all of them.
35:37Oh,
35:37I can see her Angus.
35:40Athena Dion.
35:41White barn owl.
35:43Baby,
35:44she don't give a hoot.
35:45In Greek mythology,
35:47the goddess Athena
35:47is represented
35:48in nature
35:49by the owl.
35:50There are tassels,
35:51there are stones,
35:52there's more feathers,
35:53I have a face,
35:53Keeney,
35:54I mean,
35:55literally,
35:56more is more.
35:57Owl have
35:58what she's having.
36:01Briar blush.
36:02Swan.
36:04Go jump in a lake.
36:06Swan lake.
36:07Swans are
36:08one of my favorite birds.
36:09I actually have
36:10a black swan
36:11tattooed on my chest.
36:12But I chose to be
36:13a white swan
36:13because white swans
36:14are loving
36:15and beautiful,
36:17but they're also
36:17a little vicious.
36:19While you're down there,
36:20why don't you sing
36:21a few bars of Swanee?
36:24Vita Von Teese.
36:27Zebra.
36:28She's wearing
36:28Z panties
36:29and Z bra.
36:29I am a zebra
36:32on the plains
36:33of the Serengeti,
36:34minding my own business,
36:36eating bugs and dirt
36:37or whatever the hell
36:38zebra eats.
36:39Out of nowhere,
36:40this big-ass line
36:41attacks me
36:42and I'm just trying
36:43to run, honey,
36:44be as pretty
36:44and as dainty as I can.
36:46Baby,
36:46they can't get
36:46a good zebra down.
36:48She's headlining
36:48at the Oasis.
36:51Nini Coco,
36:53poison dart frog.
36:54I heard her favorite
36:55music is hip-hop.
36:57Are you gagging
36:58or is that just a frog
36:59in your throat?
37:00I made the entire
37:01frog suit myself.
37:03The entire look
37:04is a structural
37:04masterpiece.
37:05I've even got
37:06this pink little
37:06noisemaker
37:07to catch flies
37:08if I need to.
37:09She's not gay.
37:10She's not straight.
37:11She's amphibious.
37:14Can you please her?
37:16Tiger.
37:17Where's her tiger
37:18wood?
37:20I chose a tiger
37:21because tigers
37:21are fierce, bitch,
37:22but not just any tiger.
37:24You don't have to make it
37:24real blackity-black-black-black.
37:25I'm a pimp tiger
37:26from around the way, bitch.
37:28I'm giving them
37:29the nastiest walk.
37:30My Naomi Campbell
37:31arms are swinging.
37:33That's how you sell
37:33a garment, ladies and gentlemen.
37:34There's a tiger
37:35and a little sugar
37:36in her tank.
37:37Yeah.
37:38Tiramis, chameleon.
37:40Leaping lizards.
37:41I love building
37:44a visual statement piece
37:46in my drag.
37:47I'm wearing a 10-foot-long tongue
37:48and I'm modeling this tongue
37:49like it is the most
37:50glamorous boa you've ever seen.
37:52I feel powerful.
37:53I feel freaky.
37:54This look is a beast.
37:56Literally.
37:57No fly is safe.
37:59No.
37:59Jane, don't.
38:01Macaw.
38:02Macaulay Culkin.
38:03I didn't want to do
38:05a super obvious representation
38:07so I'm giving
38:08sort of an abstracted macaw,
38:11taking the essence
38:12and transferring it
38:13into a look.
38:13I think one of my strengths
38:15is my sense for color
38:16and I am just floating
38:18down this runway.
38:19Holly, want a cracker?
38:20I know I'm starving.
38:22Mikey Meeks,
38:23cheetah.
38:24Anyone here
38:25danced at cheetahs?
38:27I'm doing a Mugler reference
38:28of the cowgirl
38:29but with a cheetah print.
38:31I got cheetah from my hat
38:32down to my chops
38:33and I got a lasso tail
38:34to ring up all the other
38:36pesky felines out there.
38:37I am pumping this runway
38:39like the speedy
38:40little cheetah I am.
38:42I don't know what
38:42you're doing, darling,
38:43but you're doing it
38:44at the cheetah.
38:44You ain't a dancer.
38:47Juicy Love Dion.
38:49Pangolin.
38:50A scaly anteater.
38:53She better lotion up, baby.
38:56This runway look
38:57includes 5,000
38:59individually cut
39:00and placed scales.
39:02I feel like this look
39:03is grand
39:04but not costuming.
39:06It's a work of art.
39:07Dipping the scales
39:08with gorgeousness.
39:10Welcome, queens.
39:12When I call your name,
39:13please step forward.
39:14Discord Adams.
39:16Mia Star.
39:18Athena Dion.
39:21Nini Coco.
39:23Ladies,
39:24you are safe.
39:28RuPaul just called
39:29four safe.
39:30I'm not one of them.
39:31I'm looking at Juicy like,
39:33we got it.
39:37Can you please her?
39:40Sierra Miss.
39:41Mikey Meeks.
39:44Ladies,
39:45you are also safe.
39:49Oh.
39:50Well, don't I look a fool?
39:51You may leave the stage.
39:58Queens,
39:59you represent
40:00the tops and bottoms
40:02of the week.
40:03Now it's time
40:04for the judges' critiques.
40:05Starting with
40:06Mandy Mango.
40:07This look on the runway,
40:08I love the idea.
40:10The skirt,
40:11the way you draped it
40:11is beautiful.
40:12I love the mushrooms.
40:14Could have had more mushrooms even.
40:15But as I watched the sketch,
40:17you being an Amish
40:18conservative woman
40:20should have continued
40:21to play throughout
40:22the whole skit.
40:23Because there's so much
40:24to be done
40:25with an Amish
40:26conservative character.
40:27That's where
40:28the comedy was.
40:29As much as Darlene
40:30was giving
40:31crazy rocker
40:32white trash person,
40:34you needed to give us
40:35demure kind of
40:36fundamentalist
40:37instead of ripping
40:38open your blouse
40:38and doing that.
40:39I like the titties
40:40popping out.
40:41That's just me.
40:42And what does
40:43little Sarah have to say?
40:44What was that?
40:46She said there could have
40:47been a third titty.
40:47I really had fun
40:51with this challenge.
40:51I love any opportunity
40:52to go balls-to-the-wall
40:54bonkers,
40:54but I'm hearing
40:55your points of
40:56I should have paid
40:56more attention
40:57to the character
40:57and to my partner.
40:59All right, thank you.
41:01Up next,
41:02Darlene Mitchell.
41:04Indiana's really coming
41:05out of you
41:05in this competition.
41:06Oh yes, oh yes.
41:07You walked out
41:08on the runway tonight
41:09in this outfit
41:10and I was like,
41:11move, bitch!
41:12It gave very rich
41:14wagyu, honey.
41:15You know,
41:15that's an expensive meat.
41:17I loved you
41:18in the sketch.
41:19Not much.
41:20It's so fun
41:20to watch someone
41:21who's having fun
41:22and I could feel
41:23you finding
41:24more fun things
41:25as they were happening.
41:26There was so many nuances
41:28and so many fun things
41:29that every time
41:30I looked over at you,
41:30I was laughing.
41:32Two-handed.
41:32You were just as dirty
41:33as you needed to be
41:35and I loved
41:36every minute of it.
41:37You redeemed yourself
41:38from last week.
41:39I'm very proud
41:40of you this week.
41:41There's only
41:41one glaring mark.
41:44You are wearing
41:45flats.
41:45That is the only
41:48glaring mark
41:49on your magnificence
41:51tonight.
41:53Up next,
41:54Briar Blush.
41:55This outfit
41:56is gorgeous.
41:57I was in awe
41:58watching the feathers
41:59just float away
42:01when you were
42:01walking down the runway.
42:02So you got
42:03the really fun role
42:05with the inner saboteur.
42:06There was an opportunity
42:07missed with it.
42:09It was one note.
42:10Thrown out.
42:11And flat.
42:12You didn't go anywhere
42:12with it.
42:13And if it was me,
42:14I would have been
42:14a little bit
42:15baby crazier,
42:16nastier,
42:17just to really bring
42:18out the contrast
42:19between someone
42:20and their inner saboteur.
42:21We needed more
42:22of a relationship
42:23between the two of you.
42:25And then we got
42:25to the QNN news
42:27and I was like,
42:28no.
42:29More.
42:30You're a drag queen.
42:32Don't give me more.
42:34It wasn't really exciting
42:35until Jane came out.
42:36Vida Von Teese.
42:40I'm good.
42:41I loved the idea
42:42of the character,
42:43but I felt instantaneously
42:45like you didn't believe
42:45what you were saying.
42:46Acting is reacting
42:47and acting is just
42:48talking and being.
42:49And that's what I felt
42:49like was missing.
42:50I picked you up
42:50at the dollar store.
42:51And I think you were
42:52doing yourself a disservice
42:53by getting caught up
42:54making sure that you
42:56were delivering the lines
42:57as written
42:58instead of giving yourself
42:59the opportunity
43:00to have fun being present
43:01with your scene partner.
43:02Now this outfit,
43:04girl,
43:05I'll ride you all the way.
43:06to Africa and back.
43:08But it looks like
43:09you've already been mounted,
43:10honey.
43:11Your body looks great
43:12and it reminds me of
43:13Kennedy Davenport's
43:14wounded chicken thing.
43:16And this is really,
43:17really beautiful.
43:18All right,
43:18up next,
43:19some girls do,
43:20but Jane don't.
43:21This look is beautiful.
43:24And the way that you
43:25painted your face
43:26and it compliments
43:27the entire outfit,
43:30I just gagged
43:30when you were coming
43:31down the runway.
43:33In the QNN news,
43:34you were the breath
43:35of fresh air
43:36that that skit needed.
43:38And I thought
43:39you did such
43:40a spectacular job.
43:41You gave us
43:42the very best
43:43Minnesota mom.
43:44And you were really good
43:46at just going with it.
43:48You're coming
43:48for my job, I see.
43:50Oh my God,
43:51that was amazing.
43:52As someone
43:53who does that
43:55on Saturday Night Live,
43:57where I said,
43:57I'm going to need
43:58to take some notes today.
43:59I've become the student.
44:00You were really confident,
44:02really funny.
44:02It was awesome.
44:03You know what you came here
44:05to do.
44:06And I'm very,
44:07very excited to watch
44:09how you keep going
44:10in this competition.
44:11Lovely.
44:13Up next,
44:13Juicy Love Dion.
44:15Personally,
44:16I think you were
44:16in the best sketch
44:17of the night.
44:19And it might have
44:21something to do
44:22with the fact
44:22that it was called
44:22Young Michelle,
44:23but to be honest,
44:23I thought you felt
44:24very strong in your stance.
44:26You were very present.
44:28That a girl.
44:29So many times
44:29when people do
44:30a crazy accent,
44:31that's their one choice
44:32for a character.
44:33But you had physical choices,
44:35you had like subtle choices.
44:37It was awesome.
44:38The thing that really sold me
44:39was how you held your body.
44:41You're the new secretary.
44:43There was a certain pose
44:44that you did.
44:45You pulled it off beautifully.
44:47I want to tell you this.
44:48If they ever invited
44:50my Gatois
44:51to the Met Gala,
44:52I would wear that.
44:54Everything about it
44:55is gorgeous.
44:56And it already has my butt.
44:57I just need to drag
44:58the thing on the ground.
45:00And why a penguin?
45:02It's a critically
45:02endangered animal
45:03and it's traded
45:04all over the world
45:05because of their scales.
45:06I've always wanted
45:06to be a veterinarian
45:07growing up.
45:08And so when this category
45:09came up,
45:10I said, perfect.
45:11I want to shine light
45:12on a beautiful animal.
45:14Well, from this day on,
45:16I will stop
45:16freebasing penguin.
45:18Thank you, RuPaul.
45:20Thank you, Queens.
45:21I think we've heard enough.
45:22While you untuck backstage,
45:23the judges and I
45:25will deliberate.
45:27All right, kids.
45:29Just between us
45:30squirrel friends,
45:31what do you think?
45:32Starting with Mandy Mango.
45:34She could have been
45:35so demure,
45:36she could have leaned
45:37into it more.
45:38I feel like she was one note.
45:39I think Mango
45:40has a very odd
45:41perspective
45:42that she hasn't
45:43been able
45:44to fully execute
45:46or apply to
45:47things outside
45:48of her own brain.
45:49It certainly
45:52did not work
45:53in the butter-churning
45:54storyline.
45:55Darlene Mitchell.
45:56Listen,
45:57she did it
45:57for me tonight.
45:58I don't want her
45:59to get stuck
45:59in that biker trash
46:01all the time,
46:02but it worked
46:02for her
46:03in that butter-churning.
46:04She was so funny
46:05in the sketch.
46:05The hooves,
46:06though not heels,
46:07were funny.
46:08So,
46:08laughs all around
46:09for me.
46:11Briar blushed.
46:12As the inner saboteur
46:13to Athena,
46:14she missed it
46:15completely
46:16like the boat
46:16came docked
46:17and left without her.
46:18No highs and lows.
46:19Did the same thing
46:19over and over.
46:20She could have had
46:20so much fun
46:21and she did not deliver.
46:22And that one tone
46:23carried through
46:24to the Q&N.
46:25There's so many
46:26girls out there
46:26tonight that have
46:27such a distinguishable
46:28vibe,
46:29and I couldn't quite
46:30clock a vibe,
46:31if that makes sense.
46:33All right,
46:33let's talk about
46:34Vita Avantis.
46:36With comedy,
46:37you're watching someone
46:38walk a very dangerous
46:40tightrope,
46:40and I could tell
46:41that she was a bit
46:42nervous and skittish.
46:44You could tell
46:44this is not a comfort
46:45zone for her
46:46because I felt like
46:47she was just saying
46:48the words like this
46:49to say the words.
46:50She chopped it up
46:51too much
46:51because she didn't
46:52believe it.
46:54Jane Don't.
46:55She owned that
46:56whole character.
46:57She owned the scene.
46:58I was so impressed
46:59that she has so many
46:59dimensions and sides
47:01to herself.
47:01She looked insane.
47:02She looked like
47:03Mork from Ork
47:04meets Sharing Glass
47:05in Queers Folk,
47:05and I absolutely
47:06adored it.
47:08Juicy Love Dion.
47:10She chose a pangolin.
47:11Not in a million years
47:12would anybody else
47:12in any season
47:13chose a pangolin.
47:14And she's painted
47:16beautifully.
47:16She was spectacular.
47:18I thought she was
47:19so great in the sketch,
47:20and she was clearly
47:20having fun with the
47:21people in the sketch
47:22with her.
47:23I was so lost
47:25in her character.
47:26And I love you,
47:27Michelle,
47:27but I love this lady
47:28even more.
47:29Me too.
47:30I see Jean
47:32getting her own
47:33sitcom spinoff.
47:34I really do.
47:34She's fantastic.
47:35Please cast me.
47:37All right.
47:38Silence.
47:39I've made my decision.
47:41Bring back my girls.
47:42Welcome back, queens.
47:45I've made some decisions.
47:49Darlene Mitchell,
47:50this week you churned it out.
47:53Jane Don't,
47:55this week you delivered
47:56loud and proud.
47:59Juicy Love Dion,
48:00this week you were
48:01one boss bitch.
48:07Juicy Love Dion,
48:10congratulations,
48:11you're the winner
48:11of the Super Challenge.
48:12Thank you guys.
48:15Thank you so, so much.
48:17O-M-G.
48:19You've earned a cash tip
48:21of $5,000.
48:23Work.
48:23Good job, babe.
48:24Did I just win
48:25a comedy challenge?
48:26I can't believe it.
48:27You know?
48:28So you're gonna suck
48:28with Terry.
48:29I'll never stop
48:30saying it now.
48:35Mandy Mango,
48:36your butter
48:37could have been better.
48:39Briar Blush,
48:40your inner saboteur
48:43got the best of you.
48:44Vito Vontis,
48:46your butch
48:47was botched.
48:52Vito Vontis,
48:53you're safe.
48:55You may join the other girls.
49:01Mandy Pryor.
49:05I'm sorry, my dears,
49:06but you are up for elimination.
49:08My heart is beating
49:10so hard and so fast.
49:13I know I slayed the lip sync
49:15last time.
49:16I know what I gotta do.
49:18Two queens,
49:19stand before me.
49:21Ladies,
49:22this is your last chance
49:23to impress me
49:25and save yourself
49:27from elimination.
49:28the time has come
49:32for you to lip sync
49:35for
49:37your
49:38life.
49:43Regardless
49:43of how I feel
49:44about the challenge,
49:45my mission right now
49:46is just to win the lip sync.
49:48Good luck
49:49and don't
49:50fuck it up.
49:52Wipe my eyes
49:55Comb my hair
49:57There's a lot of
49:59out there
50:00And I feel safer
50:02in my bathroom
50:03Close the door
50:04Hit ignore
50:06All she really wants to know
50:10Is if I'm really
50:11about to go downtown
50:13Tonight
50:13I might make an appearance
50:17Since I'm with this line
50:19Cause it's been a while
50:21Come on, man
50:22Tonight
50:23Tequila
50:25Briar is fierce
50:26She is fighting for her life
50:28I'm into this
50:29One, two, three
50:31Hey, ho
50:33Hey, ho
50:34Give me some
50:35Come on, baby
50:35Come on, baby
50:37Hey, ho
50:39Give me some
50:39I can throw a backstone
50:41I can get a while
50:42By the end of the night
50:43Baby
50:44Come on
50:44Come on
50:44Come on
50:45Come on
50:46Come on
50:46Careful
50:48Look out, Briar
50:50Well, Mandy is definitely
50:51Bucking and chucking
50:52At least she's not wearing
50:55a table, honey
50:56Tonight
50:56I'm making it up
50:59You're skinning me
51:01Fogging line
51:02So help me fix my life
51:04Hey, ho
51:06Hey, ho
51:08Give me some
51:08With a little tremble
51:10By the end of the world
51:11By the end of the night
51:12Boom
51:13I hit the deer
51:14Oh, no
51:15You just have to keep
51:17pedaling, bitch
51:17I need to get out of bed
51:19I need to get out of the real life
51:21Give me, give me that
51:22Give me, give me that
51:23By the end of the world
51:24By the end of the night
51:25Baby
51:26Get off the deer
51:27Queens
51:33Queens
51:34I've made my decision
51:36Briar Blush
51:42Shantae, you stay
51:44Thank you
51:45You may join the other girls
51:47I want to make you proud
51:49Mandy Mango
51:51You are one sweet fruit
51:55Don't ever change
51:56Now
51:57Sashay away
51:59My name is Alamad
52:00Thank you very much
52:01It was an honor to be here
52:02Yes, Mandy
52:04Love you, Mandy
52:06Mangoes can be eaten
52:08Mangoes can be slurped
52:10Cheers to all the lovers
52:12Who make our mangoes first
52:15I'm really sad
52:20I'm really disappointed
52:20But I hope I represented
52:22For my Filipinas
52:23My Filipinos
52:24My Filipinexes
52:25To the people back home
52:27I'm so, so grateful
52:28To have you in my life
52:29And I'm so grateful
52:31To Rue
52:32And my season 18 sisters
52:33For showing that
52:33Being queer
52:34Is such a superpower
52:35Condragulations, queens
52:41And remember
52:41If you can't love yourself
52:42On a hill
52:43You gonna love somebody else
52:44Can I get an amen
52:45Up in here?
52:45Amen
52:46Alright, now let the music play
52:48Next time on RuPaul's Drag Race
52:49You and your bestie
52:50Will design show-stopping looks
52:52Inspired by a mash-up
52:54Of two red carpet moments
52:56I just fucking
52:57Made the biggest mistake ever
52:59Oh, I'm fucked
53:01I love the drags
53:04You look like a WWE wrestler
53:05I'm not trying to have malice with you, girl
53:08Okay, and listen, little girl
53:09Moving forward
53:10We don't fuck with each other like that
53:11Ooh
53:12Bitch, that's when
53:14The diarrhea started
53:16Wait
53:17So
53:17A
53:1723
53:17Ha dicho
53:18At this point
53:18Have a good
53:19You go
53:20Edit
53:20But
53:20Go
53:21See you
53:21Because
53:21I'm not trying to have a
53:22iver
53:23Does go
Comments