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00:00Ready for Elsie and Lily Nelson was reacting and Pete Davidson returned from rehab from the safe mask late night.
00:30Oh, hello, I'm so happy to see you and I'm very excited I also get to see you a week from now, that's an L-50 buddy.
00:47Oh yeah, that's an L-50.
00:48Yes sir.
00:49And I know it takes big events to get you back into the city these days cause you're living upstate, you're out of nature.
00:58I moved into the woods.
00:59You moved into the woods.
01:00Yeah.
01:01Not a lot of us predicted you in the woods.
01:02I know.
01:03My neighbors were very confused.
01:05Yeah.
01:06Are you using a space in the woods to...
01:09Wooly nebula.
01:10Is this something you've added to your life?
01:11I'm a loser.
01:12It's a whole test of freaky happiness.
01:14Okay.
01:15So, I got a...
01:16But I got a big fish tank.
01:17You did?
01:18You got a fish tank?
01:19Yeah.
01:20We have a photo of your fish tank, and can you explain, like, what was the decision-making
01:23behind?
01:24Because this one's installed.
01:25Uh...
01:26So...
01:27I'll explain this.
01:28So...
01:29I went to rehab.
01:30Yeah.
01:31For four months.
01:32Yep.
01:33Came back.
01:34That was just in the living room.
01:35Oh, wow.
01:36I think it was.
01:37Made that decision when I wasn't really having attention.
01:39And then when I got there, when I got home, there was, like, a guy, you know, pleading
01:43it.
01:44And I was like, oh, or...
01:46It's just, like, once every six months, you gotta come by.
01:49And he goes, oh, no.
01:50This is, like, two feet and a half of me for the rest of your life.
01:53So, there's this guy, Norm, that comes over twice a week.
01:57Yeah.
01:58What if I did?
01:59I'm like, morning, Norm.
02:00He's like, yeah.
02:01Yeah.
02:02Yeah.
02:03I mean, yeah, I guess you come home from rehab.
02:05Yeah, this is half of my living room.
02:07It's 150 gallons.
02:10It's hilarious.
02:12So, Norm?
02:13I did.
02:14I kill you.
02:15The only other one I know is Tracy Morgan.
02:17Famously, yeah.
02:18Yeah, he does.
02:19I think he does Tracy's and he does my buddy, Chris Webby's.
02:21Okay, gotcha.
02:22Yeah.
02:23So, that's probably enough.
02:24He does three good aquariums.
02:25That's probably enough.
02:26Well, Tracy's is, like, 500 gallons.
02:28Yeah.
02:29Yeah.
02:30He's like, I got sharks.
02:31Yeah.
02:32Yeah.
02:33One thing I'll say is you probably can't fit a whole shark in there.
02:35No, but I think I can get it there.
02:38Wait, oh, that's not good.
02:39I'm sorry.
02:40I didn't realize we had a second boat.
02:41Oh, you have a better boat?
02:42I mean, I will say it does look like you gotta clean it, like, three times a week.
02:46It's also, like, it's awkward because that's where the front door is.
02:49So, I have to warn people, like, don't open the door, because you'll break it.
02:55So, not only did you make an incredibly bad decision to get an aquarium, but you also
02:59made a terrible decision of where to put you.
03:01Yeah.
03:02It's the worst place for an aquarium.
03:03I feel like the people installing your aquarium should have said, like, are you sure?
03:06Oh, babe, there's plenty of jokes to think about.
03:09Hey, very excited, as well, for you, because you have a pruning interest in the Super Bowl.
03:16Yeah.
03:17You have been supporting the Eagles.
03:18Yeah.
03:19I know.
03:20Yeah.
03:21Wow.
03:22I thought I would get some food.
03:24But, here's the thing.
03:26Is this your attention, this fella?
03:28This is the guy.
03:29Yeah.
03:30Okay, got it.
03:31His name is Big Dom.
03:32He's the security guard.
03:33He's the security guard.
03:34Yeah.
03:35And, you know what?
03:37I saw our friends about musical effects.
03:39I think he just hit it off.
03:40And, he did, and he's been so kind, and the organization has been so kind to me that
03:45I'm just kinda going with love with you.
03:47Yeah.
03:48I love those guys, and I love this guy a lot.
03:50There you go.
03:51Yeah.
03:52Yeah.
03:53I think he also, uh, you went, you got to turn, it's a very significant deal.
03:57You got to turn on the lights of the Empire State.
03:59Yes, and here you are. Look where that is. Like, it's not safe, hydrated. That's s**t level. And it's windy as hell up there. And when you go there, they make you sign a waiver.
04:19Like, hey, there's a waiver. It's super fun. Everyone does this. Oh, just sign that thing if you get blown off the top that you won't sue us. And it's actually a fun experience, but it's pretty scary. Also, like, you know, you're a tall fellow. Like, I feel like the wind would not be your friend up there. No, I almost got blown off. I'm telling you, it's not safe.
04:42I wouldn't have worn, like, a hood that would, like, catch wind. Well, what's crazy is, like, the photographers, they clearly do this every day. They have, like, their foot up on the rail.
04:52Oh, yeah, they're super happy. Meanwhile, you're, like, I mean, the fact that you're not gripping something with white knuckles.
04:58Well, I was. And they were, like, you look like a f**k. And you, like, go like this. Can you do that? So.
05:05Uh, you, uh, you've also sort of famously, uh, uh, said that you're going to get rid of your tattoos, which is not an easy thing to do.
05:13No, I didn't realize it would take. Like, one of the 40, it'll all be gone. Like, just and back.
05:19And it's not even that they're, like, you're working cards. Like, doesn't, don't they have to, like, because they burn it off?
05:23Isn't each one, like, seven visits to get rid of them?
05:26It's at least seven visits. And if, uh, it's black and white, it's a little easier for that.
05:30Is there any tattoo of your tattoo that you got rid of and you were the happiest at all?
05:36Okay.
05:37I made a lot of sense when, you know, I was on the Muppet Fair before rehab.
05:43So, so I got the dumbest tattoo.
05:46What's your dumb? What is one of the dumb?
05:48I got a collection of cartoons smoking a blonde.
05:53Like, a Muppet smoking a blonde with Tootsie Pop Bell smoking a blonde, which is weird,
05:57because I wasn't even old enough to be around for that cartoon, that commercial.
06:01And, uh, yeah.
06:02I need a picture of this thing.
06:03Yeah, there's certain tattoos where, like, this might not be fun when I'm 15.
06:07Oh, yeah.
06:07Oh, yeah.
06:09All right, I have a lot more to ask you about.
06:11We're going to stick around.
06:12The Queen Davidson.
06:13Listen, you're my 12.
06:17You're an eagle.
06:18What's for your mate?
06:19A little more desperate.
06:20You've got to do it with a whole.
06:22Yeah, what?
06:22So many people.
06:23Hey.
06:24Of course, you're not.
06:25What?
06:54I feel like it's because I have been reading them, those books, and I feel like I've been doing a pretty good teeny voice over the years.
06:59But when they came back from the movie, they're like, the teeny song.
07:02That's so sweet. Thank you for going.
07:04Of course.
07:05Next morning, I talked to Lauren.
07:07Yeah.
07:08And he was like, you know, congrats.
07:09And I was like, well, you know, my face is true.
07:11Yeah.
07:12You know?
07:13And he goes, take the win.
07:14Take the win.
07:15Okay.
07:16Number one movie is the number one movie.
07:17The win's a win.
07:18Yeah.
07:19This little picture.
07:20A little real power-y.
07:23Sorry.
07:24Captain Underwear.
07:25Underwear.
07:26It's called Captain Underwear Pants.
07:27Yeah.
07:28Captain Underpants.
07:29It sounds funnier that they're like reading Captain Underwear Pants.
07:32Yeah.
07:33Captain Underpants!
07:35Shut the fuck up.
07:37They're shocking.
07:38They're great.
07:39They're great.
07:40But I thought it was shocking.
07:41But it's just like, you know.
07:42You know.
07:43Yeah.
07:44Well, yeah.
07:45I grew up.
07:46That was my dogman.
07:47Yeah.
07:48Shoreline.
07:49Shoreline.
07:50Share.
07:51Look.
07:52Yeah, of course.
07:53Look.
07:54Yeah.
07:55All right.
07:56Yeah.
07:57Yeah.
07:58Yes, go last thing.
07:59Yeah.
08:00All right.
08:01Please.
08:02Oh.
08:03And, you know, I'd always get a snack.
08:04And my mom always gave them to me.
08:05And it was funny.
08:06I loved them so much.
08:07When I got money.
08:08You could take that away.
08:09And she liked them.
08:10Oh, yeah.
08:11Yeah.
08:12So bad.
08:13Yeah.
08:14So bad.
08:15Yeah.
08:16So bad.
08:17Yeah.
08:18Oh, you're 15.
08:19Yeah.
08:20Yeah.
08:21You're still doing it at 15.
08:22Yeah.
08:23Do you have any inspiration when you're doing advice for someone like you?
08:27Yeah.
08:28Yeah.
08:29Yeah.
08:30I mean, obviously, whenever I go into this, I always try to make a good reason to carry.
08:33Yeah.
08:34Yeah.
08:35Yeah.
08:36Yeah.
08:37Yeah.
08:38Yeah.
08:39Yeah.
08:40Yeah.
08:41Yeah.
08:42Yeah.
08:43Yeah.
08:44Yeah.
08:45Yeah.
08:46Yeah.
08:47Yeah.
08:50Yeah.
08:51Yeah.
08:52Yeah.
08:53It's moving.
08:54Yeah.
08:55Yeah.
08:56Yeah.
08:57Yeah.
08:58Yeah.
08:59That was a good year.
09:00Yeah.
09:01Yeah.
09:02Yeah.
09:04Yeah.
09:09Yeah.
09:10You basically came home, saw the aquarium, and then kind of called me like, you did a voice in a movie, and you're like, whoa, a lot happened.
09:20There was a, there's a lot of really great S&L documenters around the 50th, and you're in, my favorite one, which is about the audition process.
09:29I, of course, couldn't usually remember how great it was about it.
09:32They showed your audition, talked about watching it.
09:36And, um, one of the things, um, that's like, I feel like that expression, like, just grabs how we all feel in that moment.
09:49Well, I've explained, there's no one in there.
09:51Yeah.
09:52You're on the stage, S&L stage, and, you know, Lauren's there hanging in.
09:56Yeah, like a lot of people, yeah.
09:59And, but they're, uh, blacked out.
10:01You can't see them.
10:02So, you're doing your whole act to no one, and once in a while you're doing it.
10:07Right.
10:08Yeah.
10:09And that's about all I got.
10:11And it's truly the worst you've ever done.
10:14Ever.
10:14And then it may, and then you find out, where it's like, hey, you know the hardest.
10:17You made, you made it out.
10:19Yeah.
10:20Uh, yeah.
10:21But I think I got, when you watch your audition, the electric show, though.
10:25I, I, I, before it felt like my, the, my entire stomach, like, fell out of my body.
10:29Yeah.
10:30Cause I felt like all this stress again.
10:32But I couldn't, I don't think I'd watched my full audition, but I didn't, I was forced.
10:36You were forced to the documentary.
10:37I, like, teared up a little bit just to, you know, like, you know, 20.
10:40Yeah.
10:41So it's before, like, oh, that stuff happened.
10:43Yeah.
10:44That was supposed to be a joke, but I don't know.
10:47Yeah.
10:48But I'm just saying, can I, yeah, they're like, yeah, I did that.
10:51I was, I was 20, I think I was 27 when I auditioned.
10:55And that's a giant gap.
10:56The fact that you were 20, like, that's insane.
10:59Well, 27 is also super young.
11:01I mean, I think you can get an age average of, like, 31.
11:03Yeah.
11:04But yeah.
11:05But it's so funny.
11:06And also, like, I will say, I wore a pair of corduroys and a weird lavender sweater.
11:10And I have a lot of, uh, I hate the way I dress.
11:13Of course.
11:14How are you feeling about your outfit?
11:15So, I still do this.
11:19You go to Target and get 10 of the coolest t-shirts ever.
11:2220 bucks?
11:22Yeah.
11:23That was one of them.
11:24Yeah.
11:24Yeah.
11:25With your whole fit, like, if Lauren had forgotten your name, you'd be like,
11:27I like Sprite.
11:28I like Sprite.
11:29I like Sprite.
11:30You know, we could use a sweater mask.
11:32We don't want to.
11:33That was like I always said when Andy Samberg auditioned.
11:37He did a Swedish Chef impression.
11:39And I always bust him on it, because I was like, well, if that's why we hired you,
11:43because he had no money for the new Swedish Chef.
11:45And he was so in the news at the time.
11:47Oh, yeah.
11:48And we needed to get a Swedish Chef.
11:49Oh, that's great.
11:50Um, well, I'm very glad, uh, they chose very wisely.
11:54I'm so happy.
11:55Uh, well, it's very nice to, uh, have been on the same show with you.
11:58And it's really cool that we both get to be there for a week.
12:00All right.
12:01Thank you so, so much for watching.
12:15For the late night with death mirror.
12:20Pete Davidson returned from rehab.
12:22Thank you, Elsie and Lily Nelson.
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