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00:00To be continued...
00:30Bloody hell, what's going on?
00:36Do you know what time it is?
00:38It's the middle of the night.
00:40It's unbelievable, isn't it?
00:42It's half one in the morning.
00:44Someone should do something.
00:46Let's just like this.
00:48Pack it in.
00:49Don't leave.
01:00Let's go.
01:30Get off!
01:41Get off my car!
01:44Sorry.
01:46Sorry.
01:48Oh, nasty.
01:55You must have had a reaction to the wiper fluid.
01:57You do understand why I had to?
01:59Yeah, because Frankenstein...
02:00He is the doctor.
02:02The monster is the monster, but Dr. Frankenstein is the man who created it.
02:06Everything has to be right with you, hasn't it?
02:08What are you chatting about?
02:10Something fun?
02:10Can I be part of this fun chat?
02:15All right.
02:16Calm down.
02:17I didn't know it was ready.
02:18I've been shouting my head off!
02:19I can't hear you over the fryer!
02:21Yes, because you're having a chatty party with Mr. Winky!
02:23Perhaps you could get a little bell.
02:29What did you say?
02:33Perhaps you could get a little bell.
02:41A little bell?
02:43Yes.
02:45That is what you're saying to me.
02:48That is your suggestion.
02:51A little bell.
02:54Yes.
02:56I'm sorry.
02:58Don't be.
02:59It's a fantastic idea.
03:01It is?
03:01It is.
03:02It's fantastic.
03:03Oh.
03:04Actually, also, maybe...
03:05No more tips on how to run my business.
03:07Right.
03:08You got lucky with a little bell.
03:09Of course.
03:11What is wrong with your face?
03:12Are you doing a pirate?
03:13He had a run-in with Frankenstein.
03:15Frankenstein?
03:16Is that the pirate?
03:18Michael!
03:25What happened to you?
03:26I did allergic reaction to windscreen wiper fluid.
03:30What are you drinking that for?
03:32Are you drowning your sorrows?
03:34No.
03:35No.
03:36It's a slippery slope, that, Michael, once you start with us.
03:39Oh, that looks nasty.
03:41What happened?
03:42He's been drinking wiper fluid.
03:46That's a slippery slope, my wife.
03:48It's what I've just told him.
03:50He won't listen.
03:51I am not a wiper fluid alcoholic.
03:54Well, let's just admit you have a problem.
03:56I don't have a problem.
03:57He's doing a pirate.
03:59I am not doing a pirate.
04:00The great pirate Frankenstein.
04:03Frankenstein wasn't a pirate.
04:05He was a big monster with a bolt in his neck.
04:07No, he was a doctor.
04:10Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
04:12Oh, what?
04:13Wouldn't want him telling me I was pregnant.
04:17You do have some funny ideas, Michael.
04:21Morning.
04:21Morning.
04:23Oi.
04:24What do you think you're doing?
04:25Seen him.
04:25I give them permission.
04:26Why?
04:27Publicity.
04:28It can't hurt.
04:29This is exactly the sort of small local business that my party is supporting.
04:34Mr. Bulland.
04:36Bulland.
04:36Hello.
04:38Has built a thriving business.
04:40This is the message we're trying to get across.
04:42We can do anything.
04:46I'll have the full English, please.
04:49Or, should I say, the full Turkish.
04:54What an amusing statement.
04:59Here, you.
05:02I've got a bone to pick with you.
05:04Oh, yes?
05:05When are you going to do something about that noise at night?
05:08Bloody roadworks keeping me awake till all hours.
05:10Well, if there's a problem, let's work together to sort it out.
05:14We can do anything.
05:15Well, you'd better do something about it.
05:17If I get woken up, I have terrible trouble getting back to sleep again.
05:20And if I do, I have nightmares.
05:22I had one last night.
05:23I was up at three, and a witch was climbing up after me.
05:27Oh, it was horrible.
05:28In the end, I have to kick her in the face.
05:32But it didn't matter.
05:33She just kept coming and coming.
05:36Thank goodness I turned into a bird and flew away.
05:40What are you going to do about that, then?
05:55Well, I'm not sure there's much I can do in this particular case.
05:59Oh, for heaven's sake, why not?
06:03Because I can't control dreams.
06:05But your manifesto clearly states we can do anything.
06:10Yes, but it's...
06:11Shouldn't it surely say we can do certain things?
06:15No, it's more of a nature of a...
06:17Can you do anything?
06:19Oh, well, I think the message is...
06:20Can you do anything?
06:22I'm not...
06:22Can you do anything?
06:24Can you do anything?
06:26It's hardly reasonable.
06:27Can you do anything?
06:28Answer the question.
06:30I think we need to move on.
06:32Thank you very much.
06:32Yes.
06:34Thank you for your questions.
06:39You told him, Arthur.
06:41I didn't know what to say, did he?
06:42He's only running because he wants to be an MP one day.
06:45He doesn't have any interest in this area.
06:47It's politics.
06:49It's all nonsense, isn't it?
06:51That's not a good attitude.
06:52Imagine if everyone felt like that.
06:53Everyone does feel like that.
06:55Look where it gets us.
06:56Nowhere.
06:57Politics is too important to be left to politicians, Arthur.
07:00You have to get involved.
07:01People power.
07:02What are you talking about?
07:04I'm talking about our civic duty.
07:06Our duty to stand up and be counted.
07:09So what you're saying is you think Arthur should run for local elections?
07:12Oh, dear Lord, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
07:16It's very kind of you, Michael, but that's simply not possible.
07:19I'm not suggesting it.
07:20It's no good leaving politics to the politicians, Arthur.
07:23No, no, no, they're the ones who know what they're doing.
07:24I must say, I do find your proposal tempting, though, Michael.
07:29No proposal, not proposing, really, really don't think you should do it.
07:31No, but I've just got far too much on at the moment.
07:34Thank God.
07:34I appreciate that, Michael.
07:38It's nice to know you have faith in me.
07:41I don't.
07:41Oh, for crying out loud.
07:56Will you shut up?
07:58I tell you, you can push someone just so far.
08:01Oh, not you again.
08:01Oh, don't worry, don't worry, you lot.
08:03I've got to stop to this.
08:04In fact, I would like to take this occasion to officially announce my running for election.
08:10Now we'll see what's what.
08:12Well done, Eggie.
08:26They'll have to take us seriously now.
08:29Right then, that's the signs done.
08:31Now we'll have a think tank to form the policies for our manifesto.
08:35I want this to be an open forum.
08:38So, come on, people.
08:39Ideas.
08:39You're all as much a part of this as I am.
08:41Well.
08:42I'll get the ball rolling.
08:43Er, National Hat Allowance.
08:45What's that?
08:47Just that everybody gets a small payment towards their hat budget.
08:51Where are we going about a hat budget?
08:53Stop thinking about yourself, John.
08:55We're all in it together.
08:59Yes, of course.
09:00Three glasses.
09:01Er, the expensive ones they do, that they won't let you touch.
09:04Three expensive glasses.
09:06For everybody, Arthur.
09:08No, just me.
09:09I mean, yes.
09:14Michael, I owe you a great debt of thanks.
09:17Nay, the country owes you a great debt of thanks.
09:21No, you don't.
09:21This was not my idea.
09:23Whatever is about to happen is not my fault.
09:25Oh, if it's a fight, they won't.
09:26We can have one.
09:27Hey, I used to box in the army, you know.
09:29I didn't know that, Arthur.
09:31Oh, yes, Eggie.
09:31I had good early form, but no stamina, so if I didn't win the fight immediately, I was
09:36as good as dead.
09:38It's those self-same qualities I want to bring to this fight.
09:43These signs are all spelt wrong.
09:46They're all spelt wrong.
09:49Every single one of them.
09:51Hands of our pensions.
09:54You do realise that means less than nothing?
09:56That means that pensions have hands.
09:59Well spotted, Michael.
10:00You can be head of communications.
10:02No, I cannot, but I will just do this one sign.
10:05You cannot go out with this sign looking like that.
10:07He's like the sign's mum.
10:09Settle that.
10:10Michael is head of communications.
10:12No, I am not.
10:13Oh, be their head of communications.
10:15What?
10:16Are you joking?
10:17Can you imagine what Arthur would be like with any power?
10:19Well, he's not likely to win, is he?
10:22Hasn't anybody else got any ideas?
10:24Come on, people.
10:25This is supposed to be a fish tank.
10:29We need to ban eggs.
10:31Oh, well, yes, Eggie, but we have to tread carefully there.
10:35That is a much more controversial issue than me getting a new hat and glasses.
10:39We don't want to scare off the voting floater.
10:45But listen, we need something else.
10:48Something that will really woo the electricians.
10:52The electorate.
10:54Yes, exactly.
10:55Something to woo the expectorate.
10:59A phrase that will really stick in people's minds, like,
11:02we're on to you.
11:07That sounds threatening.
11:09Does it?
11:09Yes.
11:10What you need to focus on is something they don't do,
11:13like listening.
11:14That's the problem with politicians.
11:16They don't listen.
11:17So how about we're listening?
11:20Brilliant.
11:20That's it.
11:21We're listening.
11:22Good idea, Michael.
11:23Oh, well, that's why I'm your head of communications.
11:27Right.
11:27Now let's talk about me getting a new patio.
11:30Well, what we really need round here is a lot more...
11:38Excuse me.
11:39I actually hadn't finished you let me get a word in.
11:42And that is why our message to you is we're listening.
11:47And with that in mind,
11:48could I count on your support for the upcoming thing that's coming up?
11:55It's not a difficult word.
11:56It's just jumped out of my head.
11:57And, um, you know, everyone...
12:01Oh, you know, um...
12:03You put your mark on a piece of paper.
12:07Oh, you know!
12:09Then they count them,
12:11and one person becomes a kind of king
12:14who tells you what to do.
12:16What is the word?
12:17I'm sorry.
12:18I don't...
12:19Oh, you know!
12:20Eggie!
12:21What's...
12:22What's the word for the thing I'm doing?
12:25Canvassing?
12:26No!
12:26The...
12:27The thing it's all for!
12:30The thing it's all for?
12:31Yes!
12:32Oh, come on!
12:33You know!
12:33The...
12:34The...
12:34The thing that happens at the end!
12:37At the end?
12:38Yes!
12:40Elections?
12:41Elections!
12:42So, can we count on your support?
12:50Now you may speak.
12:53Never in the field of human conflict,
12:56and I believe this passionately,
12:58have I stood before you
12:59with a clear mandate.
13:02As I think I said to you in Blackpool,
13:04we are all in this together,
13:06and there are some tough choices to be made.
13:09But, you know,
13:12she really was
13:14the people's princess.
13:18And if elected,
13:19I promise
13:20I will represent you fully
13:22in getting all this noise to stop
13:24from the roadworks
13:25that's waking me up
13:26all night long.
13:28This
13:29is my solemn pledge to you.
13:32Security
13:33in Britain's future.
13:36Time to roll up our sleeves.
13:38You don't need an apostrophe
13:40on a plural.
13:42This is our fight!
13:43Are you kidding me?
13:46More important than that,
13:48I want you to get
13:49that we're here.
13:51We're not going anywhere.
13:53And
13:54we're listening.
13:56I'm sorry.
13:56I'm not answering any questions.
13:58I've got to go somewhere.
14:03Vote for me.
14:04I'm sure you've all agreed.
14:05So, uh,
14:06why are you head of security?
14:08Why,
14:08what are your credentials?
14:10My credentials?
14:12Twenty years ago,
14:14I formed part of a security team
14:15protecting Princess Michael of Kent.
14:19One day,
14:20she was
14:20shopping in Harrods
14:22and a man approached her.
14:24He reached for his jacket pocket
14:26and
14:27I still feel ashamed today.
14:31I ran away.
14:36You ran away?
14:38Yeah.
14:38I panicked.
14:41Where did he go?
14:43I hit him at McDonald's.
14:47Right.
14:47They're not really
14:50credentials.
14:54I don't understand
14:56what you mean.
14:57Just,
14:58we're listening.
15:00To what?
15:02To you.
15:03But I'm not saying anything.
15:05Well,
15:05you ought to say something
15:06because if you do,
15:08I'll be here
15:08listening to it.
15:10What kind of thing?
15:12Well,
15:12I don't know.
15:13Something about crime.
15:15What about crime?
15:17What are you asking me for?
15:18I'm the one that's listening.
15:20I've just said that.
15:24Actually,
15:25can I use your toilet?
15:35Put her down as undecided.
15:38Right,
15:38come on,
15:39let's go to the next one.
15:40We should go round,
15:41Arthur.
15:42We're going this way.
15:44To the bush?
15:45We should just go round.
15:47I'm not going
15:47all the way down there,
15:48then all the way
15:49back up here.
15:50Well,
15:50that'll just go straight.
15:51I can't guarantee
15:52your safety
15:53if you go through the bush.
15:55Oh,
15:55come on,
15:55John.
15:56I know you'll take
15:57a bullet for me,
15:57but you can't hold
15:58my hand in every situation.
16:00I'm a man of the people.
16:01can I use your toilet?
16:23put her next door down
16:28as undecided as well.
16:29She seemed pretty decided.
16:32I think the problem,
16:33Arthur,
16:33is you're coming across
16:34less as a politician
16:35and more as a strange,
16:36crawling,
16:37toilet hedgeman.
16:38Yes,
16:38yes.
16:39Also,
16:39you're not really
16:40listening to people.
16:41Oh,
16:42shut up,
16:42will you?
16:42Someone's coming.
16:43Right,
16:44I'm leaving.
16:45Once I've corrected
16:46these signs.
16:46What?
16:49Good afternoon.
16:51Would you like to vote for me?
16:52Because if you would,
16:53I would be prepared
16:54to listen to you.
16:55What?
16:56I'm standing on a
16:57bi-Palmisan platform
16:58and if elected,
17:00I would work very hard
17:01for you
17:01and your fellow,
17:03erm,
17:04proletariat.
17:05What would you do then?
17:07I'm glad you asked me that.
17:08First thing,
17:09at the very top of my agenda
17:11on day one,
17:12would be to allow
17:12betting in cafes.
17:14Oh.
17:15I like the sound of that.
17:17Right,
17:17we'll be off the...
17:18What did you say?
17:19Are you interested?
17:20I'm very interested.
17:21I've never been able
17:22to understand
17:23why that's illegal.
17:24Wonderful.
17:25Perhaps you'd like
17:26to sign here
17:26and become a member
17:27of our mailing group.
17:29And we're going
17:29to ban eggs.
17:30What?
17:31Shush,
17:31Shaggy,
17:31stop saying that.
17:32You're going to ban eggs?
17:33What my minister for...
17:35What are you minister of?
17:36Health.
17:37What my minister for health
17:38means is that
17:39eggs will be placed
17:40under review.
17:42We plan to have
17:42a referendum.
17:44Why?
17:45Er...
17:46Hitler ate eggs.
17:47Shush,
17:47Shaggy.
17:48So,
17:49can we count
17:50on your support?
17:51Oh,
17:51as you're getting rid
17:51of eggs.
17:52I like eggs.
17:53Ha-ha!
17:54Who doesn't like eggs?
17:55I don't.
17:56They're delicious.
17:57But your health minister
17:58just said...
17:58He's not my health minister.
18:00What?
18:00Yes, I am.
18:01No, you're not.
18:01I've changed it.
18:02You can be minister
18:03for Northern Ireland.
18:04Sorry,
18:05I need to think about this.
18:06I'd like to put bets
18:07on in cafes,
18:08but not if there's no eggs.
18:09Good luck to you.
18:10Eggy,
18:13stop talking about Hitler,
18:15at least until we're elected.
18:19PHONE RINGS
18:19PHONE RINGS
18:20What?
18:21What is it?
18:22PHONE RINGS
18:23Er,
18:24hello?
18:25Listen!
18:26Listen to this!
18:31Come over,
18:32Michael,
18:33and I'll show you
18:33why this fight
18:34is so important.
18:35No,
18:36it's all,
18:37it's all very important.
18:38Michael,
18:38get yourself over here
18:40right now.
18:41We need to talk
18:42about strategy.
18:49I can't,
18:50well,
18:50you get trash.
18:55As soon as I'm in power,
18:57I'll be coming for you,
18:58whoever you are.
18:59Please, please,
19:00please shut up.
19:02Do you hear that?
19:03That's the voice
19:03of the people
19:04telling you
19:05to shut up.
19:06Arthur!
19:07Arthur!
19:08Hello,
19:09Michael!
19:10Who are you
19:10shouting at?
19:11It's a nightmare,
19:12isn't it?
19:13What is?
19:14The roadworks.
19:20There aren't
19:21any roadworks.
19:22What?
19:24There aren't
19:25any roadworks.
19:26Well,
19:26what's everyone
19:27complaining about then?
19:29You.
19:30They're complaining
19:30about you,
19:31shouting.
19:32I think you might
19:33have tinnitus,
19:34Arthur.
19:34Dad had it.
19:35It gets worse
19:36when it's quiet,
19:37hence the roadworks.
19:40So you're saying
19:42my whole campaign
19:43is based on
19:44imaginary roadworks?
19:46Maybe it was the boxing.
19:47Didn't you say
19:48you used to box?
19:49I did.
19:50That was me best fight.
19:51I lasted four seconds.
19:54I trained myself
19:57to get the first punch
19:58as soon as the fight
19:59started.
20:00If I missed me,
20:01that was as good as dead.
20:03Now it's happening again.
20:05I'm just one of life's
20:06losers,
20:07Michael.
20:08Oh, Arthur,
20:09come on.
20:10Don't be like that.
20:12Maybe you didn't have
20:12the stamina
20:13to be a boxer
20:14and maybe you're
20:15too impatient
20:16and annoying
20:16to be a good politician,
20:18but...
20:19You...
20:23No, I don't think
20:24there's a positive way
20:25to end that sentence.
20:27Oh.
20:28Look, for the minute,
20:29why don't we just imagine
20:30that I've made
20:31a rousing
20:31and reassuring speech
20:33that makes you feel
20:33like everything's
20:34going to be okay?
20:35I will imagine that.
20:50Thank you, Michael.
20:52The words I imagined
20:54you saying
20:54have touched me deeply.
20:56Please,
20:57it really was
20:57the least I could do.
20:59You've always believed
21:00in me, Michael.
21:01No, I haven't.
21:03But as long as
21:04you never have
21:04any real power
21:05or any degree
21:06of responsibility
21:06over people's lives,
21:08I am proud
21:09to be on your team.
21:19What are you doing?
21:21Iggy came up
21:22with the idea
21:22of pouring some
21:23warm stuff in me ears
21:24to wash out
21:25the tinnitus.
21:27I don't think
21:28that's a good idea, Iggy.
21:30Is it not?
21:31Too late now, anyway.
21:32He knows what he's
21:35doing, Michael,
21:36he's minister for health.
21:37Northern Ireland.
21:39Oh.
21:42Aren't you
21:43as head of security?
21:44I have to say
21:44that constitutes
21:45an assault.
21:46Hey!
21:47What?
21:48What is this?
21:51It's not very...
21:52A tiny bell,
21:53you said.
21:54I didn't say tiny bell.
21:54What the hell?
21:55It was a terrible idea.
21:56No one taking advice
21:57from customers
21:57about my business.
21:58No more ideas
21:59from you.
22:00Terrible idea, man.
22:02Maybe a bigger bell?
22:07That's brilliant.
22:10Is that better?
22:15Are you talking?
22:18Iggy,
22:19he's completely deaf.
22:20I can't hear
22:22the bloody thing.
22:24He can't run
22:24a campaign like this.
22:26But just wing it,
22:28Arthur.
22:29You'll be fine.
22:29Agree with everyone.
22:34Are you talking now?
22:39And they put
22:40all the rubbish out
22:40on the street,
22:41don't even sort it out
22:43properly,
22:43and it's not even
22:44on the right days.
22:45And you've finished now.
22:49Well,
22:49I can tell you
22:50quite sincerely,
22:51we're listening.
22:53Oh.
22:57To be honest,
22:58I couldn't understand
22:59what he was saying
22:59to me the last time,
23:01but it's like speaking
23:02to a completely
23:03different person.
23:04I think he really
23:05understands our concerns.
23:10That's the 11th house
23:11that's given a yes.
23:13Ever since you started
23:14agreeing with everybody,
23:15he's gone crazy.
23:17He's only agreeing
23:17with everybody
23:18because he can't hear them.
23:20It can't be that simple,
23:21can it?
23:21You can't just get into power
23:22because you've lost
23:23your hearing,
23:24can you?
23:31So,
23:32what's happening?
23:35No,
23:36we need it now.
23:37Go and get it.
23:39Should I be worrying
23:40about this strong chap?
23:42You know,
23:45he's the fellow
23:46from the cafe.
23:47What?
23:47The pound shop
23:48Paxman?
23:49Oh.
23:50Pressar's still
23:50having a field day
23:51with it.
23:52Maybe we should
23:52have a rematch.
23:53Yeah,
23:56that's not a bad idea.
24:00It's for you.
24:04Hello?
24:05Mr. Strong.
24:07I'm calling on behalf
24:07of Mr. Cooling.
24:09Yes,
24:09I thought you and he
24:10might like to have
24:11another little chin wag.
24:13There's no one there.
24:16Hung up on me.
24:17I'm scared.
24:18Make sure the cameras
24:19are there.
24:20I'll wipe the floor
24:21with him.
24:23All right, George.
24:27Who are all these people?
24:29Volunteers.
24:30They just started
24:30turning up.
24:31Arthur's message
24:32is really hitting home.
24:33What message?
24:34There is no message.
24:36We're listening.
24:38Isn't that the message?
24:39He's deaf.
24:42What is this?
24:43What is this?
24:45Can you get off me?
24:47This is all my fault.
24:49I should never have
24:50made him imagine
24:50that speech.
24:51I've created a monster.
24:53Yeah,
24:53like Frankenstein.
24:54Yes,
24:54he's like Frankenstein.
24:56No,
24:56you're like Frankenstein.
24:57Oh,
24:58yes,
24:58sorry,
24:58yes,
24:58yes,
24:59yes.
24:59Michael,
25:00hi!
25:01Arthur,
25:02Arthur,
25:03this has gone far enough.
25:04I certainly do.
25:06I think you should
25:07withdraw from the election.
25:09That means a lot.
25:10You've always believed
25:11in me,
25:11Michael.
25:12I have never believed
25:13in you.
25:13I do hope so.
25:15OK,
25:16OK,
25:16guys,
25:17settle down.
25:18If,
25:19in fact,
25:20you were saying anything.
25:24Phew,
25:25what a week it's been.
25:26Thanks to you guys,
25:28I'm closer than I've ever been
25:29to getting a free hat and glasses.
25:34But there's still work to be done.
25:37Remember,
25:37we need to concentrate
25:39on the issues.
25:40What issue?
25:41What issue?
25:42He has no issues.
25:44Ladies and gentlemen,
25:45my director of communications.
25:50Arthur should not be running.
25:51He is completely deaf
25:52and he doesn't know
25:53what's happening.
25:56If he is elected,
25:57it will be a disaster
25:58for this community.
25:59Listen to this guy.
26:00He knows what he's talking about.
26:03Please,
26:03please,
26:04he must be stopped
26:05before this goes any further.
26:06Yay!
26:07Why is no one listening to me?
26:09And so say all of us!
26:11Yeah!
26:16Aha!
26:17Seen him!
26:18Look at this bad boy.
26:20Can't hide from this.
26:21It's all over.
26:22What are you doing now?
26:27Putting in some lemon juice
26:28to neutralise the washing-up liquid.
26:30Do you think that'll work?
26:31I think so.
26:32Too late now, anyway.
26:33Too late now, anyway.
26:36How's the hearing now, Arthur?
26:38Give it a minute,
26:39Eggy.
26:40You've only just poured this...
26:41Oh!
26:42I heard that!
26:43Hey!
26:43The hearing's come back!
26:44Give him a chance.
26:50Mr. Strong,
26:50we meet again.
26:52I hear you've been
26:53troubling me in the polls.
26:54Would appear so.
26:55Well,
26:56may the best man win.
26:59Oh, go on, then.
27:01So,
27:02you're not helping anymore.
27:04No.
27:04No,
27:04don't like the way things are going.
27:06Their sign quality
27:07has gone down again.
27:09Oh, Eggy,
27:10I already...
27:11No, no,
27:12they're on their own.
27:13I will have nothing to do
27:14with dangerous novelty politics.
27:16And finally,
27:17a one-off payment
27:17for those desperate
27:19for new patios.
27:21That's amazing.
27:21Oh, hey,
27:22this'll be a bit of fun.
27:23How about
27:23he takes a shot
27:24of the two of us
27:25squaring up to each other?
27:27Yeah?
27:27Come on, Mrs. Strong.
27:28Put them up.
27:29The...
27:30Up!
27:34Get off!
27:36Hold this!
27:37Get off!
27:38I'm not even after!
27:40Er!
27:42Hey,
27:42well,
27:42I want anything
27:43from a goat.
27:44Mr. Strong
27:49was disqualified
27:50from the race
27:50when he violently
27:51attacked his rival
27:53candidate,
27:53JP Cooling.
27:54Ironically,
27:55his disqualification
27:56means bad news
27:57for the Cooling campaign,
27:59with his polling
27:59showing a clear win
28:01to his...
28:01I don't know what to do.
28:03You do realise
28:04you lost,
28:05don't you?
28:06I wouldn't say that.
28:09I knocked someone out
28:10and it was on the telly.
28:12By now,
28:13we've all seen the video
28:14a thousand times,
28:15but does it speak
28:16to an even more
28:17worrying trend?
28:18The rise of stupidity.
28:20I understand that
28:27is actually
28:28Mr. Strong's
28:29head of communications.
28:31Didn't you say
28:32that was wrong?
28:33I don't know what to do.
28:34LAUGHTER
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