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Best Medicine - Season 1 Episode 4 - All The World's Ablaze
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00:00wow wearing a suit into the woods today doc what are you talking about throw away your future
00:11somewhere else oh my god does he ever wear anything else i think he literally only has
00:16a suit that's so sad i bet he even wears it when he's having
00:19girl no oh my god guys away from me away from me my toes are out i just got them done
00:29who is it your roommate obviously you're taking forever
00:42doing your hair differently today
00:52i'm feeling
01:04well now the day is done the music's on come on now baby let's have some fun fun yeah
01:16come on
01:18oh yeah
01:22why is she bothering me on blaze day
01:38let's let this party off the ground yeah come on
01:44i said the city's on the step the sky on by you with red hot clouds reflecting my desire
01:52i've been having steamy dreams of you steamy dreams
01:58all day through
02:00steamy dreams
02:07me and you steamy dreams coming true
02:12yeah yeah oh yeah yeah come on
02:20just this hope holds still amelia i'm amelia harley how like learn our names doc it's not that hard and yet dr best is out of your depth
02:49all right you have a slight fever any abdominal cramps in addition to the diarrhea
02:54ew he's still wearing the vomit shoes
02:56oh my gosh those shoes deserve to be vomited
02:58i can't look their ugliness burns my eyes
03:01no go on i love getting fashion tips from high schoolers and flip-flops
03:05okay now you all have symptoms of food poisoning to hear about your diet i need to know everything you've eaten in the last 24 hours
03:11i'm rude you can't ask about our diet that is fat shaming
03:14mm-mm i'm gonna need you to put your three brain cells together and tell me if you've shared any food recently
03:20we all had dinner at the salty breeze last night it was liam's birthday
03:25happy birthday liam
03:27it's not today
03:30did you all have the same thing
03:31i had a cheese salad
03:32fish and chips
03:33okay
03:34some salmonella maybe
03:35can't pull back out
03:36from our healthcare system as well
03:37all right i'm gonna need a stool sample from each of you
03:39stool
03:40oh no i'm not
03:41you don't have to poop in it
03:43there's a spoon
03:44i'd rather be sick
03:45just stop
03:46okay other than that i need you to rest hydrate and eat bland foods brats
03:50what did you just call them?
03:51oh because i'm asian
03:52who's a brat
03:53i'm gonna call my mom
03:54brats
03:55you know brats
03:56bananas, rice, applesauce, toast
03:58brats
03:59hey doc
04:00larry jacks
04:01you got time for a walk in
04:03well i
04:04watch out i'm gonna blow
04:15i've examined four patients this morning with clear symptoms of food poisoning
04:19okay
04:20and good morning to you too doc
04:21and they all ate here last night
04:23and i need to see the kitchen
04:24lower your voice
04:25what's going on?
04:26should i stop eating my oatmeal?
04:28no no keep eating
04:29it's your funeral
04:30what?
04:32now wait just a minute doc
04:36doc
04:44how long has this butter been sitting out?
04:46morning doc
04:47only a few minutes
04:48why do you ask?
04:49a couple of people are sick
04:50he thinks it came from us
04:51now doc
04:52we keep this place in ship shape
04:53you better believe it
04:54huh
04:55and we're always up to code
05:01well we'll see what the inspector has to say
05:03what?
05:04i'm sorry what?
05:05because there were more than three cases of vomiting
05:07i had to file a possible foodborne illness report with the main department of health and human services
05:11what?
05:12what?
05:13are you serious?
05:14just following the rules?
05:15i'm just following the rules
05:16today
05:17mm-hmm
05:18you had to do this today
05:19of all days
05:20it's blaze day
05:21uh
05:23doc
05:24it's always next year
05:25it's always next year honey
05:26i'm looking for a doc
05:28doc
05:29doc b
05:30doc doc
05:31hey
05:32there he is
05:33i've been looking everywhere for you
05:34get in
05:35you do not want to be late
05:36for what?
05:37the annual wilderness survival workshop
05:39i handle the emergency radio protocol
05:41let me guess
05:42dr reese did first aid
05:44yep
05:45i'm kind of busy right now
05:46oh
05:47okay
05:48well
05:49don't worry about it
05:50i can handle it
05:51i was a lifeguard one summer
05:52that was until the
05:53well
05:54accident is a strong word
05:55that i don't like to use
05:56but it was one of those things that i feel like
05:58i saw her
05:59right
06:00and she was swimming very well
06:01okay
06:02this better be quick
06:03yes
06:04all right
06:05doc
06:06doc b
06:08haha
06:09okay
06:10she thanked me right after
06:11oh
06:12so
06:15what's your show this week?
06:16oh
06:17i'm on hiatus
06:18i'm not dealing with some stuff
06:22ugh
06:23is that your mom?
06:25yes
06:26it is so annoying
06:27she keeps texting me
06:28i'm like
06:29we are not speaking
06:30but i can't text her that
06:31because then we would be speaking
06:32so you're really not going to her wedding tomorrow?
06:34no
06:35i'm not going
06:36no way
06:40let us go
06:41let us go
06:42let us go
06:43man
06:48come on now doc
06:49so what is blaze day?
06:52well actually it's not a day
06:56it's a person
06:57blaze
06:58he's like this
06:59like this mysterious wilderness man
07:01who comes out of the woods
07:02once a year to help us brush up on our survival skills
07:06he lives in the woods?
07:07as far as we know
07:08he's really cool
07:09the women seem to be particularly interested and i guess they worry a lot about getting lost
07:14come on
07:15come on
07:16come on
07:17what is going on?
07:18shh
07:19it's happening
07:20oh my
07:21i heard a twig snap
07:22do you see him?
07:23does anybody see him?
07:24shh shh shh shh
07:25i think he's coming
07:26what's going on
07:27what's going on?
07:28what's going on?
07:29what's going on?
07:30what's going on?
07:31what's going on?
07:32what's going on?
07:33it's him
07:34oh
07:35oh
07:36oh
07:37oh
07:38oh
07:39oh
07:40oh
07:41oh
07:42oh
07:43oh
07:44oh
07:45he's dead like him
07:46he's even dreamier than i remember
07:48i think i'm on faint
07:51man
07:52what's he squat
07:56action man
07:58show us what you made of
08:02there he is
08:03oh
08:04oh
08:05oh
08:06oh
08:07oh
08:08oh
08:09oh
08:11oh
08:12oh
08:13oh
08:14oh
08:15oh
08:16oh
08:17oh
08:18oh
08:19oh
08:20oh
08:21oh
08:22oh
08:23oh
08:24oh
08:25oh
08:26oh
08:27it's always good to brush up on wilderness safety
08:29even on the shortest hike
08:31an emergency can happen
08:33but don't worry
08:35that's why i'm here
08:37here we go
08:39point the direction of travel arrow toward the object
08:45then rotate the base plate to line up the arrows
08:49i'm such a ninny when it comes to these things
08:53i couldn't find my way out of a paper bag
08:56in this case we're heading 17 degrees north
09:00hey blaze
09:01yes
09:02which way is north
09:04oh
09:08okay
09:12i left my office for this
09:14just enjoy the show
09:17listen up
09:19now on to
09:21Finally.
09:22The first thing to know.
09:23Okay.
09:25I got this.
09:26So glad I'm here, then.
09:28Okay.
09:28I need two volunteers from mouth to mouth.
09:31Mark, Louisa, you're a couple, so why don't you come on up?
09:34Nope, she dumped me.
09:35Come a heart out of my chest.
09:36I'm good now, though.
09:36You're in the woods all the time.
09:37Totally over it.
09:38Didn't get the message out to you yet.
09:43I'm so sorry.
09:45So you're single?
09:48I mean...
09:49Interesting.
09:54It's always good to know how to hunt for your food.
09:57Now, can I have a volunteer?
09:59Anybody, anybody, anybody?
10:01Okay, fine.
10:01Louisa, step right up.
10:04You won.
10:04Step right up.
10:05Oh, okay.
10:07Cool, cool, cool, cool.
10:08There you go.
10:08Okay.
10:10All right.
10:10I want you to grip right here at the...
10:16The shaft?
10:17Right here?
10:18Feel the tension.
10:19That's all I do.
10:20I feel it.
10:21I feel it.
10:21I feel it.
10:23Now, release.
10:27Okay.
10:28I did it.
10:28Watch it.
10:30Good job, buddy.
10:31Good job.
10:33Let's do it for Louisa.
10:34Good job, Louisa.
10:35I'm just saying, you know, ask her out.
10:38You had a nice romantic dinner at the Salty Breeze?
10:41Well, maybe not the Salty Breeze.
10:42I hear people are getting sick.
10:43Dad.
10:43But somewhere else.
10:44No, she's...
10:45She's kind of focused on her career.
10:47Oh.
10:48Life is too short to live in the friend zone, kiddo.
10:50Oh.
10:51The friend...
10:52Yeah.
10:52How do you know what that is?
10:53Yeah.
10:54Oh.
10:57Look at him, poor guy.
11:01You know what?
11:02You need to spare a few minutes.
11:03Come on.
11:05And now doctor will do first aid.
11:08Finally.
11:08And it's Dr. Best.
11:11Okay.
11:11First, I'll show you how to use a tourniquet.
11:14Ladies, everyone over here.
11:16Okay.
11:16So now if everyone will just take a look right here.
11:19Right here.
11:20See me twisting.
11:23This way, ladies.
11:24You twist to provide pressure.
11:27You just look...
11:28Ladies, this way.
11:29You just provide enough pressure to block the arterial flow.
11:31It's really that simple.
11:33Excuse me.
11:34Please.
11:35Ladies.
11:37How far up the leg does it go?
11:42I just explained it right here, Sally.
11:44I just told you.
11:46If you look that...
11:48This eye.
11:52Oh.
11:54Now I understand.
11:56Now you understand?
11:57What was...
11:57It's right here.
12:01Thank you, doc.
12:02Ladies.
12:03One of the greatest dangers of being lost in the woods
12:06is hypothermia.
12:07Now if you don't have a fire,
12:09this is how you keep warm.
12:12First,
12:14you strip off your clothes.
12:18Okay.
12:19I need you to pretend with me
12:20that we're completely undressed.
12:22Mm-hmm.
12:25Okay.
12:25Good.
12:26Now.
12:27Huddle position.
12:29Very important to generate body.
12:31Okay.
12:31Mm-hmm.
12:32Okay.
12:32Arms under my arms.
12:34Head on my chest.
12:35Mm-hmm.
12:35On my chest.
12:39Seriously?
12:40Mm-hmm.
12:41Melt into me.
12:42I...
12:42That's...
12:43No, but I'm good on this.
12:44I'm gonna be in my car
12:46in case there's crime and stuff.
12:48Yeah, I think we got enough of that.
12:49Yeah.
12:50Good.
12:51Yeah.
12:52Good.
12:53Separate.
12:54Okay.
12:54I think we've got it.
12:55Yeah, I feel warmer.
12:56Yeah.
12:57Thanks.
12:57That was...
12:58Now,
13:00one last exercise.
13:02Oh, thank God.
13:03This is the dead man's carry.
13:05Now, I'm gonna need a volunteer,
13:07someone that I can carry on my...
13:10Please, please.
13:11Oh, my God.
13:14Ah, my back.
13:15Oh, my God.
13:17Oh, God.
13:17Ladies, come on.
13:18I was good.
13:30What did he write?
13:31What does it say?
13:32You must get a hold of yourself.
13:37What was that?
13:39Just a tree branch.
13:40Nothing.
13:41On the window.
13:42Nothing.
13:47Ah.
13:49I'm good, Doc.
13:50Really.
13:52Western medicine's not my thing.
13:54Let's rub a little willow bark on it.
13:57The woods will heal me.
13:58The woods cannot diagnose a fracture.
14:01Let's make sure those hens didn't crack a rib.
14:03Oh.
14:07Elaine?
14:13Why can't I see the images?
14:16Ooh, Wi-Fi's down.
14:17Can you fix it?
14:18Can you fix it?
14:19Elaine, once again, is my assistant.
14:21It is, by definition, your job.
14:22You should call Al.
14:23No.
14:23He's really good with that stuff.
14:25You should call.
14:28Bro, she's a terrible assistant.
14:31I still don't like you.
14:35Most men don't.
14:35Oh, hey, Doc.
14:54I just fixed the door.
14:55The door didn't need fixing.
14:57It opens, it closes.
14:58What more do you need?
14:59No.
15:00No!
15:00No!
15:02I don't want this.
15:03And for the last time, this is not my dog.
15:08Well, then why is he sitting at your feet?
15:11I have to go back to my patient.
15:13Since you're here, fix the Wi-Fi.
15:17Wi-Fi.
15:23Doc, you're needed at the Salty Breeze.
15:25Dr. Martin Best.
15:33Christopher Clydemore.
15:34Environmental health practitioner.
15:36I just need you to sign here and here as the doctor who reported the possible foodborne illness.
15:42See?
15:43All up to code, Martin.
15:45The most hygienic kitchen he's ever inspected in fat.
15:48It's true.
15:49Really?
15:49It's good news.
15:51Surprising with the pig running around the kitchen.
15:54What?
15:55Ha!
15:55Ha!
15:56No!
15:56Brother, who are you going to believe?
15:57No, it's not a...
15:58I don't...
15:59Ah!
16:00Oh!
16:01Oh, my God.
16:02Oh!
16:03No!
16:05Martin!
16:07What have you done?
16:19Why does Wi-Fi want to kill me?
16:21I don't even know...
16:23Elaine.
16:24Mommy, I am at work.
16:26I already told you I'm not coming to the wedding.
16:28Honey, I'm not here to see you.
16:30I'm here to see that boss of yours.
16:32Really?
16:32Why?
16:33You sick?
16:34I mean, I don't care.
16:35But I...
16:36Are you sick?
16:37No.
16:38You look too mad to be sick.
16:39He shut down the Salty Breeze, which means he shut down my wedding.
16:42Really?
16:44I...
16:45I mean...
16:46Really?
16:47I know that you don't want me to get married.
16:49Well, at least not to Dumb Dumb.
16:50But, honey, we're going to get married, whether it's Saturday or next month, whether it's at
16:55the Salty Breeze or Town Hall.
16:57Okay, and what about Dad?
17:01I will love your father to the day that I die, but I love Dumb Dumb, too.
17:05Oh, my God.
17:06Now you got me saying it?
17:07Yeah, because it's so very true.
17:09Elaine, I love you so much.
17:12But I need to speak with Dr. Best.
17:14He's with a patient right now.
17:16Then tell him I am furious with him for shutting down the Salty Breeze.
17:20And I'm sure that I won't be the only one.
17:26What seems to be the problem?
17:28Nothing.
17:29I just thought I'd come here and give you a piece of my mind.
17:32Oh, how generous.
17:33You accept returns?
17:34I take my daughter to the Salty Breeze every weekend for Sunday Sundays.
17:38What am I supposed to do now?
17:39I don't know.
17:41Maybe make them yourself?
17:49He wants to make them less.
17:58You know where we're going, Martin?
18:00We have to take brisket away.
18:01You did this to us.
18:02It's not personal, okay?
18:04It's protocol.
18:05It's personal to us.
18:06It's our life.
18:07We defended you, no matter what people say.
18:10I don't care what people say.
18:11Well, we do.
18:12When what's-his-name called you a snob, we said you...
18:15What did we say?
18:16Culture.
18:16We said you were cultured.
18:18When everybody calls you horribly rude, and you are, you know.
18:21You're horribly rude.
18:23We say you're uniquely honest.
18:25Uniquely honest.
18:25We have always had your back, and this is how you repay us?
18:28It's called loyalty, Martin.
18:29But I guess that word doesn't mean anything to you.
18:31I'm just adhering...
18:33You have a farm animal wandering around a food preparation area.
18:38How am I in the wrong here?
18:39I'm a doctor.
18:40I have a responsibility to this town.
18:43I'm just trying to make sure that the food you're serving is safe to eat.
18:46Yeah, well, we've contested the health department's report, and we're going to fight this.
18:50It's okay, sweetie.
18:51It's just until we figure things out.
18:53At least you'll be with your friend, Paisley.
18:56We thought you were one of us.
18:57And I never even got to see Blaze!
19:00It's okay.
19:00Farm animal.
19:01Get out of here.
19:03What's wrong with you?
19:11Is it true?
19:13You got the salty breeze shut down?
19:15I didn't.
19:15The healthiest...
19:16How could you do this to them?
19:17I mean, and just so you know, I had a stomach bug last night, and I did need...
19:20Really?
19:20How are you feeling now?
19:22I'm fine, but I was throwing up last night.
19:24You need to rehydrate, restore your electrolytes.
19:25How much water have you had today?
19:26I'll get you some...
19:27A lot.
19:27I'm good.
19:30What were your other symptoms?
19:33Fever, dizziness, cramps, chills.
19:36Diarrhea?
19:39Things were going out the attic more than the basement.
19:42Understood.
19:43And what did you eat at the salty breeze?
19:45Nothing.
19:45I eat at Jeannie's.
19:47Jeannie's?
19:47That's what I'm trying to say to you.
19:49You need to fix this.
19:50That place is their whole lives.
19:52You have to make this right.
19:53Look, Louisa.
19:55Yes?
19:59I'm going to need a stool sample.
20:08Whenever you're ready.
20:10Listen.
20:13No rush.
20:17This town has too many pigs.
20:19Oh, hi, Doc.
20:21Heard you shut down the salty breeze.
20:23I didn't.
20:24The health inspector did.
20:26Whoa, whoa, whoa.
20:26Keep your distance.
20:28Got a little stomach bug.
20:29Really?
20:30When did it start?
20:31Around 11.
20:32I was blown up the toilet all night.
20:35I'm really pissed that I missed Blaze.
20:37That's the highlight of my year.
20:39I'm assuming this is the aforementioned Paisley?
20:43No need for big words, Doc.
20:45And you're teaching the youth of America?
20:47Well, right now, I'm piggy-sitting because of you.
20:49And Brisket's welcome anytime she wants.
20:52They have play dates all the time anyways.
20:54All the time?
20:55Yeah, she was here a few days ago.
20:57Are they always this snotty?
20:59No, but maybe they have a little bug, too, now that I think about it.
21:04Do you mind if I...
21:05Yeah, whatever floats your boat, Doc.
21:06Okay.
21:07Yes.
21:08Well, you're good at that.
21:12Any cough?
21:13No.
21:14Okay, not swine flu.
21:16No rashes, not hoof and mouth.
21:19Probably not brucellosis.
21:21Although, have you had any joint pain?
21:22No.
21:24Everyone who has symptoms has come in contact with a pig.
21:28Except Greg and George aren't sick.
21:31Okay, if you're gonna keep talking to yourself, can I go back to my toilet?
21:34Oh, yes, of course.
21:37Oh, while you're at it, um, if you don't mind.
21:48How did you learn how to do all of this?
21:50Uh, I don't know.
21:51Just all myself, I guess.
21:53Always been good with computers and stuff.
21:54Oh.
21:55So you're, like, really smart.
21:58Do we have Blaze's x-ray yet?
22:03Almost, Doc.
22:04Send these off for immediate...
22:06Doctor, thank you so, so, so much.
22:10For what?
22:11Closing the salty breeze.
22:12To be clear, I didn't close the salty...
22:14Because now, the stupid wedding is postponed and Dum Dum won't be my stepdad.
22:19Let me guess, Dum Dum is not his given name.
22:27Thank you, Doc.
22:28Seriously.
22:29That wedding would be the worst thing to ever happen to me.
22:33All right.
22:35Wi-Fi's fixed.
22:36Finally, someone competent.
22:38You know, Doc,
22:39I was thinking maybe I could be your IT guy around here.
22:43I could come in between jobs with my dad.
22:44To pay you so you could hang around and annoy me?
22:48I'll pass.
22:48Well, you know, there's always something going wrong with the computers.
22:51Yeah.
22:51And he could digitize the old files.
22:53Ooh.
22:56Fine.
22:57But no giggling.
22:58We don't giggle.
23:02Martin James Best!
23:07How could you?
23:08How could I what?
23:09George and Craig have had brisket for 18 years and they've never had a problem before?
23:14They keep that place as clean as a whistle.
23:16Did you not even think about that before you reported them?
23:19Did you even consider that you might ruin their lives?
23:23They have a pig in a restaurant.
23:25That's not my fault.
23:26It's unsanitary.
23:28The salty breeze is the heart of this town.
23:31How do you not understand about the concept of community?
23:36How could you be so heartless?
23:38Heartless?
23:38I'm a doctor.
23:39If people are getting sick.
23:40Don't give me that.
23:42I have stood by you while you canceled baked bean suppers and broken innocent arms and treated
23:48the people here no better than the gum on the bottom of your shoe.
23:52But now I've reached my limit.
23:54Now you have gone too far.
23:57You have hurt people that I love and may have cost them their entire future.
24:03And you don't even care.
24:05That's not true.
24:06I care about keeping people safe.
24:08I don't care about silly little festivals or games and gossip like everyone else in this town.
24:13I can't...
24:13I can't...
24:14You may be unhappy,
24:17but that does not give you the right to go around tearing down everybody else's happiness.
24:21You know maybe you don't belong here.
24:30What's wrong with you?
24:32What's wrong with you?
24:32What's wrong with you?
24:43What's wrong with you?
24:45What's wrong with you?
24:47Elaine, get me Blaze, now!
25:09Elaine, get me Blaze, now!
25:13What?
25:15Why? What's wrong with him?
25:17There's no fracture.
25:18You see this widened mediastinum?
25:21Yes, doctor, I see this.
25:23I don't...
25:24He has an enlargement of the aortic area.
25:27Look, given his other symptoms, he might have a possible aortic dissection.
25:31I... I... What's a...
25:32It's a tear in the inner layer of the main artery.
25:34If the blood goes through the aortic wall, it could rupture and he would die immediately.
25:38I need Blaze's phone number right now.
25:39If we don't have a number for him...
25:40Then give me his address.
25:41He doesn't have an address.
25:43Do you know where he lives?
25:44No.
25:45Does anyone know where he lives?
25:46No!
25:46Does anyone know anyone who might know where he lives?
25:48No!
25:49He lives off the grid, in the woods.
25:51How do you get in touch with him?
25:52We don't.
25:53Once a year, he comes to us.
25:55All right.
25:56Well, if he wants to live off the grid, then he's gonna die off the grid.
25:59Doc, you can't mean that.
26:00What?
26:01He walked out of my office, Elaine.
26:03Okay?
26:03Clearly, he doesn't want to be found.
26:05How can you be so callous?
26:06What else am I supposed to do?
26:07You're a doctor, and he needs help.
26:09Sarah was right.
26:11What is wrong with you?
26:12You've heard all that?
26:13Not exactly soundproof walls in here, Doc.
26:18Fine.
26:20Do you have a better idea?
26:21Make no mistake.
26:43We will help you.
26:45But we are not happy with you right now.
26:47Right.
26:48So, Blaze needs immediate medical attention.
26:51Keep him lying down.
26:52His heart rate cannot raise above 60 ppm.
26:56If you can find him, that is.
26:59All right, girls.
27:01Let's do this.
27:08Don't forget to adjust for magnetic variation.
27:1018 degrees west in Maine.
27:12We'll head northeast at 43 degrees.
27:14Radios to Channel 5.
27:15Puppy, move out!
27:17Not this.
27:18Let's go, ladies.
27:19State of grid search.
27:21We're coming, Blaze.
27:23They...
27:24They could always do this?
27:26Yep.
27:27But then why were they...
27:29You know nothing about women, Doc.
27:37Oh, these are his footsteps.
27:39We should go this way.
27:40Oh, okay.
27:41She's right.
27:42I'd know that sandalwood musk anywhere.
27:44Let's go.
27:45His men bracelet.
27:47Okay, that's it.
27:48There's no time to waste.
27:49We've got to go split up into groups of two.
27:51Move now.
27:52Yeah, I'm not going with you, Doc.
27:53Me neither.
27:55Blaze!
27:56Search by yourself, Doc.
27:58Blaze!
27:59Blaze!
28:01I'll go with you.
28:04Blaze!
28:04Blaze!
28:05Okay.
28:05Blaze!
28:06Blaze!
28:07Blaze!
28:08Blaze!
28:09Blaze!
28:09Blaze!
28:10I guess, uh, people are pretty upset with you, aren't they, again?
28:18Seems to be a specialty of mine.
28:21What I did was right.
28:23No matter what the angry mom thinks.
28:27Sometimes doing the right thing doesn't always mean following the rules.
28:31People are more complicated than that.
28:33Do you ever get tired of it?
28:38What?
28:39Being nice.
28:42All the time.
28:43Sometimes I just want to scream at people.
28:46Like Principal Holloway.
28:48But he has been sick, so I guess I should go easy on him.
28:50Wait, what?
28:52Yeah, he had that stomach look, too, a couple days ago.
28:54Teens, Jeannie, Holloway, you.
29:00Does a man named Larry Jackson work at the school?
29:03Larry?
29:03The janitor.
29:05Yeah.
29:08He's coming from the...
29:09What?
29:09Yeah.
29:10Whoa!
29:12Louisa!
29:13Yeah?
29:13Are you okay?
29:15Yeah.
29:16Are you hurt?
29:17Are you...
29:18I'm great.
29:25Are you sure?
29:27I'm sure.
29:28I'm great.
29:33I'm great.
29:38Oh, God.
29:39Ow!
29:40Oh, God.
29:42Ow!
29:43Oh, I'm sorry.
29:44It's your...
29:45What?
29:46I'm sorry.
29:46It's your face.
29:47My face?
29:48No.
29:49My face?
29:50No!
29:50Of course it is.
29:50I don't...
29:51It's gross.
29:52My face is...
29:53No.
29:53No, I...
29:53Oh, God.
29:54No, don't worry.
29:55Put down Blaze.
29:56He's unconscious.
29:57We got Blaze.
29:58We got Blaze.
30:00We got Blaze!
30:01We got...
30:01Okay.
30:03Damn.
30:05One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
30:11You got this, okay?
30:12One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
30:17We need to remove his shirt.
30:18Nine, ten.
30:21Oh!
30:21Oh!
30:26One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
30:33One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
30:37Everybody clear.
30:38Okay.
30:38Okay.
30:38Oh!
30:43Oh!
30:44He's breathing.
30:46We need a stretcher.
30:51Wow.
30:52Okay.
30:53Everybody get together.
30:54Ready?
30:54Are we ready?
30:55One, two, three, lift!
30:57Wow.
30:59Oh!
31:00Come on.
31:02Okay.
31:03Step him down.
31:04Do that.
31:05Yeah.
31:06Where am I?
31:08You're on your way to Bar Harbor Hospital.
31:10They're gonna be okay.
31:12Luis, when I'm through this, I know a great spot we could climb to.
31:18Would you watch the sunrise with me?
31:21With your heart, the only thing you're gonna be climbing is your couch.
31:24All right.
31:25There we go.
31:26I don't have a couch.
31:28Bye, Blaze.
31:29Bye, Blaze.
31:29Bye, Blaze.
31:30Bye, Blaze.
31:31Congrats, ladies.
31:35We did it.
31:36Yeah.
31:36We did.
31:37We did.
31:38Wish we could get a drink at the Salty Breeze.
31:41Oh.
31:42Oh, yeah.
31:42But, uh...
31:43Sure feels good to save something, doesn't it?
31:48Yeah.
31:49Sure does.
31:59I need your help.
32:01I'm gonna check the other fridge.
32:14Okay.
32:15Okay.
32:15Well, that confirms it.
32:37Can we make this short?
32:38I was right in the middle of some afternoon delight with my bride-to-be?
32:42That's...
32:43No.
32:43We didn't.
32:44No.
32:44Until I was rudely interrupted by the same man that ruined our wedding.
32:48Wait.
32:51You're a dum-dum?
32:53Excuse me.
32:54These expired hamburger patties are the source of the food poisoning.
33:01Every person that got sick has confirmed they've eaten the school hamburgers in the past few days.
33:05And boy, were they rubbery.
33:06I mean, I could only get in a few bites.
33:08I had to put ketchup all over them.
33:09Just as sorry.
33:10Continue.
33:10Given the date on the wrapping, I suspect you were fully aware you were serving expired meat to your students and staff.
33:18Oh.
33:20It's barely expired.
33:21It was barely expired.
33:22Just a few days.
33:23I thought it would be okay.
33:25You thought it would be okay to serve expired meat?
33:27Well, Lisa, I've had to stretch out the food supply because of funding cuts.
33:31I am under a lot of pressure, okay?
33:33My fridge is full of expired food.
33:36Milk, yogurt, salmon, cheese.
33:38No, no.
33:38That's disgusting.
33:39No, don't do that.
33:40It tastes mostly fine.
33:42I'm sure they don't.
33:43Oh, no.
33:43Don't.
33:43That's not good.
33:44I'm so sorry.
33:46You know, you really are a dum-dum.
33:50He's not the only one?
34:15What are you doing?
34:17I'm getting corn for the wedding.
34:19How can you get corn at a time like this?
34:21We have a wedding to put on, and I need grilled scallops with miso corn salad for 50.
34:25Can't we just be happy that they let us reopen?
34:27Of course they let us reopen.
34:29We didn't get anyone sick.
34:31The school did.
34:32What are we going to do about brisket?
34:33Gigi, baby.
34:34She can't stay at Jeannie's forever.
34:36What if she chokes on a twig or gets in a fight with Paisley?
34:42Brisket can take Paisley.
34:43I had a nightmare.
34:45That Jeannie threw a luau and brisket was the...
34:48Oh, no, no, oh, no.
34:50I know, I know.
34:51It's not the same without her.
34:53So maybe we can just...
34:55What?
34:56Bring her back and keep her upstairs.
34:58No, no.
34:59If the health inspector returns, we could get shut down forever.
35:02So we have to choose between the salty breeze and brisket.
35:06Look, we'll think of something.
35:08Maybe we'll build a shed outside.
35:10A shed?
35:12Like she's some farm animal.
35:14You're right.
35:16It's beneath her.
35:16It's Martin.
35:21Blech.
35:23Hey.
35:25You did?
35:27What?
35:27She can?
35:28What?
35:29How?
35:29What?
35:30Come on.
35:31Come on.
35:31Come on.
35:32Oh!
35:39Chaser of gold.
35:42Dreamer of faith.
35:44Hey there.
35:45Wasting the day.
35:46Hi.
35:48Wasting the day.
35:50Wasting the day.
35:50Wasting the day.
35:52What in the name of?
36:20I'm guessing this is about the...
36:21I just can't believe it's actually happening.
36:26I'm gonna have a stepdad.
36:29Yes, you are.
36:30You better get going.
36:32Floor's filthy, especially with that dog running around.
36:35I wish that you had met my dad.
36:39He was so goofy.
36:43And adventurous.
36:45And now, it's like he doesn't exist.
36:49And how could she choose him, also?
36:53Like, how could she choose Dumb Dumb?
36:58Love is blind, I guess.
37:01Ugh.
37:01I can't go to the wedding.
37:15I can't pretend to be happy when I'm so sad.
37:27Because if I go, then it's like...
37:32Like I've replaced him, too.
37:35I know it feels that way, but it's not true.
37:58How would you know?
38:05I lost my sister when I was six.
38:09Oh.
38:11She was so...
38:15Annoying.
38:16Constantly teasing me.
38:23Now, big sister.
38:28But, um...
38:31Yeah, she was my best friend.
38:37Don't you miss her?
38:38Mm-hmm.
38:42Every day.
38:48So how do you...
38:49You just have to keep going.
38:52No.
38:54No.
38:55I promise you,
38:57nobody can ever replace your father.
38:59Mm-hmm.
39:00Okay.
39:19Okay.
39:26Fine.
39:30I'm gonna do one of these.
39:35That'll be good.
39:36That feels...
39:38Yep, just gonna...
39:39Good God.
39:48Could you...
39:49No.
39:51Absolutely not.
39:53Just for the...
39:53No.
39:54Just help me get there.
39:56No.
39:56You don't have to stay.
40:00Thanks.
40:19Oh, no.
40:30Oh, she changed.
40:32She's so much in there.
40:35It's late.
40:36It's late.
40:36It's late.
40:40Oh, my God.
40:55Oh, that's very good.
40:59That's adorable.
41:03Oh, look at her.
41:13Oh, look at her.
41:18Oh, look at her.
41:25Oh, look at her.
41:42Please be seated.
41:55Well, it seems like somebody pulled some strings.
42:09Well, I might have made a few calls.
42:12Well, aren't you just full of surprises?
42:15Well, they did receive a perfect health inspection score.
42:18As long as brisket stays out of the kitchen,
42:20there shouldn't be a problem.
42:22All I'm saying is sometimes, perhaps, maybe,
42:26rules are made to be bent.
42:28And now everybody can go back to the salty breeze.
42:31Marty.
42:33You did good.
42:36Thank you for making the call.
42:38Ha, ha, ha, ha.
42:40Mom.
42:42Oops.
42:44Oh, sorry, Doc.
42:47That's it.
42:49That's it.
42:50I'm buying new shoes.
42:52Come on, honey.
42:54I feel better.
42:55Oh, good.
42:56I'll hold your hair.
42:58This killer's underestimating you.
43:02Good.
43:04They won't even see you coming.
43:08What now?
43:09We get him.
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