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00:00Hey guys!
00:04It's a soft merry-go-round!
00:08Who missed you a big round of applause?
00:10Heard number one, or...
00:12Your sh...
00:14It was a pinball machine!
00:16Oh, and you could have discovered the next level of pinball machines with Galactic Tank Force from American Pinball.
00:22Featuring live actors, cutting-edge graphics, and gripping gameplay for hours of out-of-this-world entertainment.
00:28This deal was worth $11,995.
00:34Oh my god!
00:36It's a digital camera!
00:38It's not all.
00:40You've also won a trip to Key West!
00:43A camera that's still worth $9,121.
00:48It's a shopping spree!
00:50Oh!
00:51The adventure in this Toyota Corolla Cross SUV.
00:54Featuring an 8-inch multimedia screen, Sirius XM radio, and a steering wheel with hands-free phone and cruise control.
01:00It's still worth $25,933.
01:03Okay.
01:04The Glendale Carnival is happening right now.
01:06Lord have mercy!
01:07Let's go!
01:08Lord have mercy!
01:09And we're going live in five, four, three, two, applause!
01:15Welcome to The Daily Show!
01:16Now here's your host.
01:17Hello!
01:18Nice to see you!
01:19Hi, there's you too!
01:20How to see you!
01:21So happy to be here!
01:22We are so happy to have you on the program today.
01:24And maybe, maybe if you pay attention to what our guests say, you might get a clue.
01:27Oh!
01:30Oh!
01:31Oh!
01:32It always gets in me, does!
01:34Oh!
01:35It's a pleasure!
01:36You were on our very first episode.
01:37Very first episode!
01:38And you were so kind to me.
01:40And you?
01:41Oh, right.
01:42That is right, right, right.
01:43Right, you look so...
01:44Oh, right.
01:45Okay.
01:46Well, hey, come on.
01:47Couldn't keep this one off of me.
01:48It's just like, hugs, hugs, hugs!
01:51You're going to be able to come and watch me in my return special.
01:54I'll be right out of the top floor.
01:56So it's going to be Alan on...
01:58Looking at all of the lights.
01:59Alan fell off those high buildings.
02:01What was that?
02:02Oh, you do.
02:03Viva!
02:04Well, let's hear it for Alan joining us.
02:05Thank you so much.
02:08Oh!
02:09No!
02:10This one!
02:11It's such a problem here.
02:13It's such a problem.
02:14See you in the spring!
02:15See you, Alan!
02:17So...
02:18I mean, what could that be?
02:19So, I'm thinking like tip-top views.
02:21Okay, maybe views.
02:22Yeah.
02:23I know he's going to help you out.
02:24Amazing.
02:25So, reach in the jar for me and hand me one more piece of paper.
02:29Oh, this is...
02:30I'm a good air guitarist.
02:31Air guitarist.
02:32Right on!
02:33Marshall, you're so...
02:34You're so good at that.
02:35Oh, no!
02:36Oh!
02:37Oh, he smashed it.
02:38Hello!
02:39Woo!
02:40How you doing, baby?
02:42What's up?
02:43Help us out with this lady.
02:44She'd like to know some clues behind her.
02:46I find peace and I find peace out there in the desert.
02:48You know?
02:49And then I like to look at this little oasis in the middle of the desert.
02:53And it's so rich and so vibrant.
02:55Energy and I take it in.
02:57Cha-ching!
02:58Cha-ching!
02:59And then I feel like I've won.
03:00Are you?
03:01Okay.
03:02Yeah.
03:03That's how I like to relax.
03:04Not realizing they're standing in the presence of an...
03:06Thank you very much for coming out, baby.
03:09Yeah!
03:10Woo!
03:11All right.
03:12More clues for you.
03:13More...
03:14We don't know.
03:15We do have another special guest we're excited to bring back to the stage.
03:17Yeah!
03:18Ludwig Radies!
03:19There we go.
03:20Hey, everybody.
03:21Hey.
03:23How are you?
03:24How was the carnival?
03:25Oh, the carnival was great.
03:28I was the marshal of the Glendale Carnival.
03:32Oh!
03:33Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:34We had a special guest and she was trying to guess clues.
03:36In the mix.
03:37Ooh, in the mix.
03:38Well, I'd like to throw in...
03:39I see, I see, I see.
03:40I see what you're doing.
03:41A thousand dollars or...
03:42I think I'm gonna take the cash.
03:44Taking the cash.
03:45You're taking the cash.
03:46Yeah.
03:47Thank you very much.
03:48Let's see.
03:49That's okay.
03:50You are dead on.
03:51Yep.
03:52Let's start on a trip to Las Vegas.
03:54Bud, you've got a thousand dollars cash.
03:56Give a big round of applause.
03:57Give a big round of applause right after this.
04:02Oh, you're right.
04:03Whatever is in the teeny tiny box.
04:05What would make you say, weee?
04:07Hmm.
04:08Slipping.
04:09Slipping.
04:10Slipping.
04:11I'll tell you what.
04:12Maybe if you don't think that that sounds appealing to you, to say, weee.
04:15Maybe a thousand dollars to Chris.
04:17Tiffany, what did you pass on?
04:19Oh, boy.
04:20Here we are.
04:21Here we go.
04:22It was a new scooter.
04:23Uh-huh.
04:24The clue is, buckle up.
04:26Buckle up.
04:27So, you buckle up, or take...
04:30It's a new kitchen!
04:33A set of modern appliances includes a French door refrigerator with ice and water dispenser,
04:40a gas range with smart oven camera, and a dishwasher with express wash cycle.
04:44Plus, you'll receive an industrial spring silent blender with an exclusive sound enclosure from Blendtec.
04:50The skill's worth $7,819.
04:51Give it a...
04:52It's a car at the junkyard.
04:53The skill's worth.
04:54Oh!
04:55Oh, no!
04:56Go ahead.
04:57$10,000 in cash!
04:58On one side of the stage, we have a box.
04:59There's the cash.
05:00Okay.
05:01It's locked.
05:02On the other side of the stage, we have 15 keys.
05:03Oh, yes.
05:04One of those keys will open that lock.
05:05You only have 15 seconds to run back and forth.
05:07Now, if you buy 15 seconds, that's all...
05:08Key at a time.
05:09And remember, this is important, Terrence.
05:10Even if you've chosen the correct first key, sir.
05:11Let's go!
05:12Let's go!
05:13Go!
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06:00Go!
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06:04Go!
06:06It's a hot tub!
06:08Well, congrats.
06:10...therapeutic hot tub from Viking Spas
06:12features 31 powerful jets, 2 captain seats, and LED lighting.
06:15Plus, we're including these modern weather-resistant chairs.
06:18This deal's worth $8,373.
06:26It was a trip to the Dominican Republic.
06:28Wow.
06:29Welcome back. Time for some Quinkie Deals.
06:31Let's see. Let's make a Quinkie Deal.
06:33Um...
06:35Who could have met Jody?
06:37Hi, I'm heading over here.
06:39WW. Hi.
06:41Stand up for me, please.
06:43So, we have a show.
06:44For every trip you can name, without any help from anyone else,
06:46I'll give you $100.
06:47If you get all four, I'll give you a bonus $100.
06:49You'll get $500, okay?
06:51Public.
06:56That's okay, you get $200.
06:58It was Montreal and huge. $100.
07:02So much for playing with us today.
07:04Congratulations, Terrence.
07:06All right.
07:07Let's make a deal the next time we see you.
07:09Jonathan, I'm Wayne.
07:10Bye-bye.
07:11Bye, everybody.
07:13Good, we'll be whatever.
07:25You are back.
07:27Everybody.
07:30You are back.