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00:00Last night on Big Brother
00:02Tensions were high in the house
00:07Everyone's just got their sob story, yada, yada, yada
00:11It's actually real stories
00:13With the eviction showdown fast approaching
00:16Am I being mean? I don't want to be mean, I'm going to cry now
00:19As Big Brother brought more Christmas gifts
00:24That might just make your heart jingle for all the wrong reasons
00:28My heart jingles enough
00:29No
00:30A wicked twist on the advent calendar
00:33What are you doing?
00:35There's prawns in there
00:36The housemates had to face their festive fear
00:40Oh, oh, boom
00:42No
00:44Chili
00:44Oh, no
00:46Your eyes are watering
00:47No, they're not
00:47It all ended in tears
00:50Seeds are stuck in my brace wires
00:52You have passed
00:54That is disgusting, bro
00:57And the house got their shopping budget
00:59See, that looks like a waste of money, don't you reckon?
01:02Can't go just get the sausages
01:03While our lovebirds
01:05Right quick
01:06Kept the kissing under wraps
01:11Right under their noses
01:13They don't even know what's going on
01:14Tonight
01:18I think she likes conflict
01:21So that the house will split
01:22The gloves are off
01:24Not appreciating all the little digs you've been doing
01:26You don't appreciate all the digs I've been giving
01:28In the final surge towards a major elimination
01:32Colin, stop!
01:34Because I know that you think you've got that high horse
01:36Oh, you know what I think, do you?
01:37I don't like this towards the end
01:39But there's a huge plot twist
01:41No one will see coming
01:43I really don't want it to turn into Jerry Springer at the end
01:46I really don't
01:47While a secret mission for the boys
01:49You must secretly steal each item on this list
01:52Turns the festive season of giving
01:56Yeah, I didn't expect it to go to that level
01:58To the sneaky season of stealing
02:02It's day 26 in the Big Brother house
02:28And after a week of Christmas celebrations
02:31The housemates are waking up merrier than ever
02:34Whoa, Jesus
02:36Mmm
02:37This is Big Brother
02:40Good morning, housemates
02:43Good morning
02:43This might just be your best day yet
02:46What does that even mean?
02:51Coco
02:51Coco, my face
02:54I have a double
02:55Hey, listen
02:57Coco's Christmas Cafe is closed, dude
03:00You've got to go to the
03:01Kitchen and get it yourself
03:02What?
03:02The coffee machine is now in the
03:04So you can make your own coffee
03:06Oh, I'm so happy
03:07Take me with you, Eddie
03:11Eddie, Eddie, Eddie
03:13Oh my gosh, I'll wedgie you so deep
03:15Come on, let's go
03:17Boys are weird
03:22Actual cow's milk
03:31Actual cow's milk
03:31This is our life now, Ian
03:47You've gone from being faithful wives to seeing a myriad of bums in 20 days
03:58Mind you, at least that one wasn't a hairy one though
04:00Yeah, that one was more pleasant
04:01Don't, I've got a full bladder, I'm going to wee myself
04:03Brother, I would just like to ask, do you think there's a chance that I have the Guinness World Record for most farts done by a TV show character live action, bro?
04:15Yeah
04:16That could be cool
04:18You got up on the right side of the bed of the surf today
04:24What?
04:25You just seem much more cheery, much more happy
04:28Happy to be here, could be my last day
04:29As a nominated housemate, how are you feeling this morning?
04:34Feeling good actually
04:35Feels, feels good, we're coming to the, coming to the end of it
04:38In a cheerful mood and it's, yeah, it's nice to wake up to everyone and everyone seems to be in a good mood
04:43And having a coffee together
04:45Do you want me to make you a coffee?
04:47Oh my gosh, you're such a weirdo
04:51Oh my god, can you just not, seriously though, I haven't had my coffee yet
04:59So no worries about being nominated
05:01Oh look, it is a worry, you know, like I don't, I've probably played it off a little bit cool last night after thinking about it, you know, in bed last night
05:09I do really want to be here and I do really want to be here till the end
05:12Um, you know, there's such, you know, such amazing people in here
05:16Obviously with a few hiccups here and there because there always is but
05:20We love each other deep down, we know it's a game but at the same time we really are a family
05:24And it's going to be sad to see any of us leave
05:27So, um, to be honest, big brother, I'm just trying to be as positive as I can
05:31Yeah, I thought that was banger, bro
05:33That was great
05:34I'm losing all my eyebrows as, as I get older
05:46You are?
05:47Yep
05:48Really?
05:49I've got like no eyebrows at the end
05:51I've like, yeah, sometimes they do taper off at the end though, don't they?
05:56I don't know, I'm like, I don't have enough hair to pull up
05:59Yeah, yeah
05:59Got ya, yeah
06:02It must feel nice not being nominated, Em
06:09I was shocked, I was pretty certain that I was going to be in that group
06:14I can't believe there's only us three girls left
06:16I know
06:17It's a boys world
06:18It is, isn't it?
06:20It must feel amazing to make it to the end, you know what I mean?
06:24Oh, I mean, I mean that's if it is
06:25I mean who knows, there could be a sneaky one in between
06:28This is the thing, we just don't know, do we love?
06:33Emily
06:34Good morning, big brother, how are you?
06:36What can big brother do for you?
06:38Oh, I've just got a little bit of a, like a little bit of a weight on my shoulders
06:42I, I, um
06:43It's just getting to me a little bit that I nominated Coco
06:47Why is that?
06:50Well, because I do like Coco
06:52I think she's a lovely, lovely girl
06:53In all reality, I don't want anyone to go
06:56I just, I don't know, I just feel, I feel bad about it
07:00I love the fact that, um
07:02Bruce has dry shampoo, I think it's the funniest thing ever
07:06Oh, yeah
07:07Oi, it's the funniest thing ever
07:08I know, right? Bless him
07:09Oi, I'm like
07:10Actually, even
07:12What guy has that?
07:13I might grab a bit of that after you're done
07:14Yeah
07:14It's so funny
07:17I'm like
07:18What guy has dry shampoo? That's classic days
07:21Emily
07:22Yep
07:22A nomination
07:24Does not have to mean
07:26That you do not like that person
07:28No, oh, yeah
07:29Well, yeah, well that's it
07:30Because I, I, I do like her, yeah
07:32That would usually be the biggest, like, watch to me
07:38But now I'm like, I'm using it
07:39So it's like
07:40It's great, this one smells good
07:41Huh?
07:42This one's a great one
07:43Smells good
07:43Smells like organ oil
07:44It's nice
07:45It's all just a game
07:49You like saying that, don't you?
07:52Just reminding you
07:53Yeah, uh, roger that
07:55It doesn't mean that your remaining days will be easy
07:58Well
08:01No, I understand that
08:03But I did vomit on national television
08:05So
08:05I mean
08:07I know it could get worse
08:10But I do think
08:11I've reached the bottom of the barrel there
08:14Can you still taste the blue cheese?
08:17No
08:17No
08:19I tried to drown it with a scotch finger
08:21A couple of scotch fingers yesterday
08:23It seemed to have
08:24Hidden or destroyed some of those flavours and aromas
08:27Well, that's a win
08:29It is
08:29It's a win for me, big brother
08:30After recent accusations of spending too much time with Bruce
08:38Coco is trying to reconnect with Alana
08:41How are you feeling?
08:43Are you feeling good?
08:43Because you're like
08:44You must be feeling good
08:45Not being up for noms too
08:47Yeah, it was just nice not to be
08:49This morning
08:50It was nice to wake up and go
08:51I get a day off
08:53From that pending sense of doom
08:55Of
08:56Pending sense of doom
08:57What's going to happen?
08:58What's going to happen?
08:58And I think because it's so close to the end
09:01It doesn't
09:02It's not like it used to
09:03It doesn't feel like it used to feel anyway
09:05It just feels like
09:06Like there's more tension in the house or something though
09:08It's because of the concentration
09:10It's the dynamics
09:11The dynamics are different
09:13Yeah, I know what you mean
09:13It's like
09:14It feels like
09:14There's just like
09:15Even just like
09:17Even
09:18Because me and you were so close
09:19And it feels like
09:20We've just like
09:21Drifted a part of it
09:22Yeah
09:22I just don't know what's going
09:23Have I done something?
09:25No
09:25I just think it's
09:26You've just spent more time with Bruce
09:28And I'm not heard about it
09:30I just think that Bruce has become your person
09:33Like I'm trying to just distribute my energy
09:36Equally the same
09:38But it just feels like
09:39Sometimes it's a little harder
09:40To come into the conversation with you and em
09:42Than it is just to just slide into the boys combo
09:44It's a different energy
09:45Yeah
09:45A lot of their stuff is mindless
09:46You don't have to
09:48You can just pop into their stuff
09:50Because it's just like
09:51Do you know what I mean?
09:52Whereas you probably think that Emily
09:53Is just a bit deep
09:54And I know that that's too heavy for you at times
09:56I can see it on your face
09:58Where are things at between you and Alana now?
10:01I don't think they're very good
10:02Yeah
10:04It hit me a little bit hard this morning
10:06Just because
10:07Sometimes it feels really hard
10:10To approach Alana and Emily
10:12When they are having their conversations
10:14Because
10:14It just feels as though
10:16One
10:17I'm not invited
10:18And two
10:19It sounds as though
10:21Like she thinks
10:22That I'd prefer to be talking about
10:23Fighting and stuff
10:24And that I'm a surface based
10:25Kind of shallow human being
10:27Which isn't it at all
10:28I actually enjoy
10:29An intellectual conversation
10:31Sometimes I might walk away
10:33If it's just that heavy
10:35Negative energy conversation
10:37Which is
10:38You know what?
10:3998% of the time
10:41I'm up in here
10:41So maybe I do want to just go on
10:43Just like
10:43Zone out
10:45And listen to the absolute nonsense
10:46The boys talk about
10:47I feel like there's a lot more negativity
10:50Going around
10:51Just like little small things
10:52Or like
10:53Yeah see I don't see that
10:54I don't know what that
10:55What you're saying there
10:56Well like
10:57It might just be even the way
10:58Like it might be not what you're saying
11:00But sometimes it's the tone
11:01You know what I mean?
11:02Like I'm actually going to be
11:03Brutally honest with you
11:04Like sometimes it is the tone
11:05Like
11:05I got a little bit upset the other night
11:07When the whole Vinny thing happened
11:09And then
11:09It wasn't what you said
11:10It was the way you said it
11:11About I guess even the
11:13Like you know
11:13You're not the only mum in here
11:14It was the way you said it
11:16Because I was like
11:17Shit
11:18Like I don't mean to bang on that
11:19I'm a mum
11:20I've got three little babies at home
11:21That's just naturally
11:22What I'm going to do
11:23If that makes sense
11:24Like in the nicest way possible
11:26Like I'm not trying to attack you
11:27I'm just saying like
11:29No well yeah
11:29Sorry
11:30Sorry I made you feel really uncomfortable
11:31No it's okay
11:31And I'm sorry if I
11:32Feels like I've taken a step back
11:34From the circle
11:35It's just you know
11:35Yep
11:36I won't talk in a roundabout way
11:41I mean there's only four days left
11:43So I don't really have to
11:44Anyway care about certain shit
11:45But um
11:46I'll be mindful not to talk in a roundabout way
11:49I'll
11:49So
11:51Yeah if you see me
11:52If you
11:52Feelings aren't hurt
11:53It just didn't feel like
12:02What I was trying to say
12:03Was actually
12:04Being ingested whatsoever
12:06I'm not sure there was any resolution
12:09To any of what we were talking about
12:11But anyway
12:12To be honest big brother
12:13It's
12:13Beyond me
12:15I tried to say my piece
12:17But yeah
12:18After Coco's failed attempt
12:33To reconnect with Alana
12:35She's turned to Bruce for comfort
12:37Whoa
12:38It's like so
12:40I feel so heavy
12:41I kind of wanted to see
12:43Why she's being funny with me
12:44She didn't really explain why
12:47But it was like you know
12:47I chime into the conversations after
12:50Everyone's been talking about it for ages
12:52And take it the wrong way
12:54Because I'm always with you
12:55Apparently
12:56That's
12:57Which is not true
12:59It's not true at all
12:59And she was like
13:00You're not the only mum in the house
13:02You know what I mean
13:03Like I was like
13:03I fully understand that
13:05But it's the way you say it
13:06She didn't like that
13:09But it's true
13:10That's not what I wanted to get out of that conversation
13:14I wanted to like
13:16Understand what I've been doing wrong
13:18You've been doing nothing wrong
13:20That's the thing
13:20She's in there
13:21She's not in there
13:22Talking about me
13:23Do you remember the other night
13:25When Vinnie said what he said
13:26And I had my little vent
13:27Yeah
13:27Big vent
13:28She took that personally
13:29As an attack
13:30That she talks about her kids all the time
13:33And her parenting
13:33And that's her identity
13:34And that's who she is
13:35And I was like
13:35Oh god
13:36That's not what I meant
13:37That's
13:38I would never
13:39And you know
13:40I think of every avenue
13:41And every joining
13:42All the dots
13:42And catastrophe
13:43That is not something
13:44That would have come across my mind
13:45She said that she finds
13:47Our conversations
13:48Too intellectually intimidating
13:49Ours
13:50Yeah
13:50Said she was overwhelmed
13:52Doesn't make sense to me
13:54You can't just come and join
13:56One conversation
13:57And go
13:57Oh no
13:57They're too deep
13:58And it was a women's conversation
14:00We were talking about
14:01Women's business
14:02Like
14:02I don't know
14:03I mean it's either that
14:05Or talking about buttholes
14:06I mean
14:06I wanted to talk about
14:07Something intellectual
14:08And that's actually what I said
14:09I don't prefer
14:10To hang out with the boys
14:11I like to hang out
14:12With the boys
14:13And the girls equally
14:14But like
14:15It doesn't feel easy
14:16To be able to walk in
14:17To like
14:18And be able to have
14:19Conversations with those two
14:20It just doesn't
14:21She goes
14:21Oh you know
14:22We like intellectual conversations
14:23It's like
14:24Almost like she was saying
14:25I was dumb
14:25No
14:25She keeps saying that
14:27Just like
14:27You guys just can't handle
14:28The f***
14:28You just don't want to bro
14:30I'm not a dumb person
14:31But it feels like
14:32That's where it hurts me
14:33I think
14:34Because like
14:34I do enjoy having
14:35Intellectual conversations
14:37I don't
14:38They don't feel very approachable
14:39They're not approachable
14:41At all
14:41Oh dear
14:42I really don't want it
14:45To turn into
14:45Jerry Springer
14:46At the end
14:46I really don't
14:47Seriously mate
14:48That's the last thing we need
14:50Jerry
14:51Jerry
14:52Jerry
14:53Oh
14:53There's his big brother
14:58Bruce and Colin
15:00To the diary room
15:01What the heck
15:02Quasi
15:03What the heck
15:08Oh my gosh
15:10That's huge bro
15:11Big brother
15:12Has summoned
15:13The two of you
15:14For a sneaky
15:15Silent
15:16And
15:17High stakes
15:18Christmas mission
15:19Okay
15:21Yes sir
15:22Before you
15:23Is big brother's
15:24Christmas wish list
15:25Your mission
15:27Is simple
15:27You must secretly
15:29Steal each item
15:30On this list
15:31From around the house
15:32And
15:33Deliver it to big brother's
15:35Santa sack here
15:36In the diary room
15:37Alright
15:38Without
15:39Raising a single hint
15:41Of suspicion
15:41From your fellow housemates
15:43Okay so we've got to tell them
15:45We got in trouble
15:45When we came in here
15:46Housemates
15:47Shall we look at the first item
15:49Easy
15:51Easy
15:52Easy
15:52Easy money bro
15:54Yeah
15:54Emily's
15:55Grinch mask
15:56If you
15:57Successfully deliver
15:58All items
16:00To the Santa sack
16:01The entire house
16:02Will be gifted
16:04A well earned
16:05KFC Christmas feast
16:07Oh my days bro
16:10The zinger box
16:11Yo
16:13A zinger box
16:13Yeah
16:21Nah we got that
16:21You're intrigued man
16:22Big brother's
16:23Glad to hear it
16:24Colin
16:24Nice
16:25Yeah
16:26Rev
16:26Let's do it
16:27Alright
16:27Roger Dodger
16:28Oh my days
16:30Easy
16:37Oh my god
16:38Too easy mate
16:46Can we go next
16:47Yes
16:48So next is Alana's
16:52Water bottle
16:53Which she has on her
16:55I saw her pick it up
16:56Just a second ago
16:56So that's going to be
16:57A little more difficult
16:59But that's alright
17:00We got this
17:00Good luck
17:02Thank you
17:02Happy stealing
17:03Bruce's plan is simple
17:09Stage a fake fight
17:10With Alana
17:11To divert the housemate's
17:12Attention
17:13Allowing Colin
17:14To swipe the water bottle
17:16Hey Lance
17:17Me and Em
17:18Just had a little chat
17:19And I think she kind of
17:20Helped me realise
17:21A little bit
17:21Yeah
17:22I may have even been
17:22Doing it unintentionally
17:23I will just say
17:25I am not appreciating
17:26All the little digs
17:27You've been doing
17:27You don't appreciate
17:29All the digs
17:29I've been doing
17:30Yeah
17:30So like the
17:31Calling us shallow
17:31Because I was mates with Vinny
17:32Trying to egg me
17:34And Coco on
17:34And then saying
17:35Oh you're boring
17:36Now you guys are
17:36Spending too much time together
17:37You guys aren't
17:38Cleaning enough
17:39I do everything
17:39I've done dishes
17:40So that's a lot
17:41So that's a lot
17:43Yep
17:44I know it
17:45And I think that's
17:45Why it's eating right at me
17:46I don't know exactly
17:47What you're talking about
17:48I think there's a lot
17:49Going on there
17:50The Vinny thing
17:52Yeah
17:52I got that
17:53I know what you're saying
17:53The Coco thing and that
17:55It's boring to me mate
17:56But it's not my job
17:57To entertain you
17:58And it's not my job
17:59To give you a solution
18:00Another issue then
18:01Since we're covering them all
18:02Well you're covering them all
18:04You're saying
18:04For starters
18:05Oh no you've been
18:05You've been dishing them
18:06And I've just been
18:07Biting my time
18:07So that everyone thinks
18:09In the biggest love way
18:09Could you guys find like
18:10Because like it's like
18:11Overwhelming a little bit
18:12Yeah
18:12Just a private spot
18:13To like talk about
18:14I'm not going to take the sun away from that
18:15Because I just want to sit out of the pool
18:17Not in like a
18:17Not in like a douchebag way
18:18Yeah fine
18:19We'd love for both the homies
18:22Why am I going to take it now?
18:28I just look like a lingerie
18:30Is this between you and Alana real?
18:36Um look not really
18:37I'm going to be honest
18:38I kind of just wanted to pull her outside
18:39For a little shower
18:40I thought it was just going to be a
18:41Sorry I'll stop making those comments
18:42I'll be like yeah no worries
18:44Sorry I didn't say it sooner
18:45Sort of thing
18:46Like so that
18:46I was just trying to distract her from Colin
18:49So he could grab the bottle
18:50You're changing what you're saying
18:52And what you're meaning
18:52Interchangeably
18:53You know what
18:55Let's just agree to disagree
18:56No no what are you talking about?
18:57Oh I'm
18:58Honestly
18:59I think you're struggling to actually
19:00Like what you're
19:01I think I've expressed myself very clearly
19:02You've just sat here in front of everyone
19:04And said you're not speaking on behalf of everyone
19:06Then you've made a statement
19:07On behalf of everyone again
19:07No I made it very clear
19:09This is what I've experienced
19:10You just grasp at any little misspeak
19:12Or anything that you think
19:14Will get you the leg up in this argument
19:15I know what I've said
19:17And I'm not
19:18Going back on it
19:19Because I know that you think
19:20You've got that high horse
19:21Oh you know what I think do you?
19:23No I think
19:23I think you think
19:24Which I once again
19:26Entitled to my opinion
19:27You okay Colin?
19:30Yeah just overwhelmed
19:31Yeah
19:32Not you know like
19:33Not you and the wrong
19:34Or him
19:34I just like yeah
19:35I just get overwhelmed
19:36I do too
19:36I do too mate
19:38Yeah sorry everybody
19:39No
19:40No it's true
19:42It is it's yucky
19:43Makes everyone feel off
19:53That's where music would be good
20:04You've caused quite the commotion
20:13Yeah I didn't expect it to go to that level
20:27It was just supposed to be a distraction
20:28Go peel number three
20:30Oh
20:33Eats
20:34Eats
20:34Eats
20:34Eats
20:34Eats
20:34No I'll just go and act like I'm angry
20:36And be like I'm doing a workout or something
20:37Yeah easy
20:38Yo
20:39Yo
20:40Oh
20:40You doing a gym sesh?
20:42Yeah I'm going to go burn some stuff off
20:43But it's not going to
20:44It's too hot out here
20:45Has any words been exchanged or not?
20:52Huh?
20:53Any words been exchanged after?
20:55Okay
20:55There won't be mate
20:56There won't
20:56No worries
20:57I'll be here if you need me
20:58Thanks mate
21:00Eats
21:03Oh shit
21:05Edward's black cap
21:09His black cap
21:10The black cap that Edward was wearing this morning
21:13Big Brother believes
21:14Colin may now be wearing it
21:16Easy let's go
21:20Where's your black hat?
21:22The Beverly Hills black hat
21:23Oh bro
21:25Eats
21:26Go for it
21:33Number five
21:33Roger
21:38Lounge rug
21:39Sweet
21:40I'm okay
21:42And I'll be okay lovey
21:47It'll take more than that to break me
21:50What's he carrying?
21:57The map
21:58The white map
21:59Hopefully they're making their own quarters
22:01May I?
22:03You may
22:04One of the white Christmas trees?
22:09Near the entrance
22:10I can't blame that on an angry workout can I?
22:17Um
22:19Roger
22:20Thanks
22:20You don't have to worry about me mate
22:24That's your boy
22:30Don't worry about him
22:33So subtle Bruce
22:35I think after that little rant I had no one's willing to say anything to me which is uh working well
22:41Bedroom
22:44Bedroom
22:45Bedroom bean bag
22:45Oh
22:47Oh
22:48Can I um
22:49Can you talk to me?
22:51No can you
22:53Can you gather everyone outside?
22:54I need to
22:55I want to say something to everyone but
22:57I just need a moment to think about it if that's alright
22:59Me
23:00Yeah can you just get everyone outside
23:02Yep
23:02Let's go
23:03Can we do it on the couch because my feet will burn out
23:05You can do it yeah you can do it on the couch
23:07Yeah we'll go
23:07Family meeting
23:08Righto
23:09Am I allowed to have hopefully our last family meeting ever bro?
23:28Are we just doing it over there?
23:29Oh
23:30Shit
23:31Shit
23:32Okay
23:34Did it work?
23:36Did I say
23:37Here we go
23:40Come on in
23:43Congratulations housemates
23:46Can I go out there and see
23:50You may now return to lounge
23:51Can I tell them or no?
23:53Don't reveal your secret mission yet
23:55Okay
23:56You may talk to me
23:57First of all
23:58No
23:59No
24:01You may
24:02Come on
24:03After Bruce deliberately picked a fake argument with Alana
24:20to distract her during this secret mission,
24:23he called a family meeting to clear the air.
24:26Alrighty gang, I know there's been some bad blood today,
24:30specifically between me and Lance,
24:32and I just want to say, we've got four days left,
24:36like, you don't have to like me, you don't have to forgive me,
24:39but I am very sorry and I think we should just all be mates for this last week,
24:43you don't have to forgive me as I said,
24:45but look, I just want to have a good time,
24:48I'm just going to hang out, eat food, go chill in the sun, sauna.
24:54You're welcome to love me, hate me, join me, I don't mind.
24:57But I am sorry that you all had to witness that as well,
24:59and I am sorry to Lance.
25:00Does anyone want a conch?
25:02This is Big Brother.
25:09Some of you may have noticed the number of items around the house have gone missing.
25:13Yeah.
25:14Yep.
25:15Including some of your personal items as well.
25:18What?
25:18It's you.
25:19You were taking that.
25:21Earlier today, Big Brother assigned Bruce and Colin a top secret festive mission.
25:27I saw you take that, I was like, what the hell are you taking that for?
25:30They were given Big Brother's Christmas wish list and were tasked with stealing each item from around the house
25:36and delivering it to the diary room, all without being detected by any of you.
25:41You successfully smuggled every item back to the diary room.
25:45You did not leave that bottle, bro.
25:47I know, that's, I was trying to get you.
25:49You did not leave that bottle, bro.
25:50Lance, that's why I kept trying to get you to move locations and stand up.
25:51You were in the kitchen, bro.
25:52You were talking with the bottle, bro.
25:54You would not let it go.
25:55You did it, bro.
25:56What bottle?
25:57Your water bottle.
25:58We had to steal it.
25:58That's why I kept targeting you, like, no, I tried to get you more riled up.
26:01That's why I brought up the education.
26:02I thought you were going to stand up and be like, this is bullshit, so you could grab it.
26:05Aww.
26:06You would not buy it.
26:07As a result, Big Brother is gifting the entire house a festive feast of fried chicken.
26:14Ooh.
26:15Look at that fried chicken.
26:16A glorious delivery of KFC.
26:18Yeah.
26:19Oh, yeah.
26:20Straight to the doors of the house.
26:24I actually did not care and I was just picking things that would try, I was really trying to get you riled.
26:27I'm sorry, I am sorry.
26:30A joke's a joke, but, you know, like, there's definitely, you obviously feel a kind of way and I'm fine with that.
26:36We got KFC.
26:37That's what it was, that's all it is.
26:39I'm just so glad it's fake.
26:40I'm glad it's fake for your sake too, because I was about to take you in the bedroom and cry for a long time.
26:45Yes!
26:45Aww, darling.
26:47And also, you didn't stand up for her, so you were a bad person.
26:49Don't start with me.
26:51I think there needs to be some sort of apology.
26:53Apology.
26:53He did, he did apologise, wasn't he?
26:55He needs to apologise sincerely.
26:57Some of that stuff, you can say it's a joke, but the things that were said...
27:01Oh, no, I know.
27:02...clearly came from somewhere.
27:04I wouldn't just start ripping you and that you're a shit teacher and you're this, that, the other, then be like, oh, I'm joking.
27:08Oh, dear, you're darling.
27:09He needs to.
27:10I actually still feel like crying.
27:11And I don't blame you.
27:13I would say Lana and Ed are my people in here, and so obviously when one of my people are being targeted in an argument, makes me feel very uncomfortable, especially when it involves them.
27:25They did well, though.
27:26I'll give them that.
27:27They did put their Meryl Streep on, big brother.
27:29I will commend them for that.
27:30I feel like I'm just gonna, like, have a nervous breakdown.
27:34I know, darling.
27:35We're nearly there, darling.
27:36Don't.
27:37Don't go now.
27:38Oh, my God.
27:39We're too much into the whole thing now.
27:40Come this far to absolutely lose your mind right at the end.
27:43Oh, my God.
27:44Let's go.
27:45Let's go.
27:46Let's go.
27:47Let's go.
27:48Bruce and Colin, please use the KFC app in front of you to peruse the menu and place your
27:57order.
27:58I'm so excited right now, bro.
28:00All right, bro.
28:01Oh, the Zinger stacker.
28:02The Zinger stacker.
28:03I've got to get the Zinger stacker, bro.
28:05Yeah.
28:06Boom.
28:07Ten piece hot and crispy, four dipping sauces, spicy wings from the secret menu.
28:12The Zinger double box custom.
28:14Zinger custom.
28:15What a dream.
28:16That's enough.
28:17One last thing, Brett, please, if I may.
28:20Boom.
28:21Thank you, housemates.
28:22Big Brother will let you know when your delivery arrives.
28:25Let's go.
28:27All right, lock them up there.
28:29Thank you, Big Brother.
28:30Thank you, baby.
28:31Thank you, KFC.
28:32Holy thank you, KFC, bro.
28:34Jingle bells.
28:35Jingle bells.
28:36Jingle bells.
28:37Jingle bells.
28:38Oh, no.
28:39Jingle all the way.
28:40Colin yelling again.
28:41Is Colin still yelling out there?
28:42Mm-hmm.
28:43Yeah.
28:44I'll stay in here.
28:45Mm-hmm.
28:46I love him to death, but oh my God, I might sometimes be like, please, give me a two-second
28:49break.
28:50It makes me more dumb.
28:51He should be on a coffee restriction that kid, I reckon.
28:52I just need a breather sometimes.
28:53No, it's fair.
28:54I just need it.
28:55Oh, all right, here he comes.
28:56I'm going to the diary room.
28:57Are you?
28:58Please stop me from speaking in that voice.
28:59Oh, Colin, I've tried.
29:00No.
29:01Oh, I love him to death, but my God.
29:03I'm so keen.
29:04Is that him?
29:05Yes.
29:06Colin!
29:07Can it?
29:08Colin!
29:09Do it again!
29:10Hey!
29:11Do it again!
29:12Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
29:13I just need it.
29:14I just need it.
29:15Oh, all right, here he comes.
29:16I'm going to the diary room.
29:17Are you?
29:18Please stop me from speaking in that voice.
29:19Oh, Colin, I've tried.
29:21No.
29:22Oh, I love him to death, but my God.
29:24I'm so keen.
29:25Is that him?
29:26Yes.
29:27Colin!
29:28Can it?
29:29Colin!
29:30Do it again!
29:32What?
29:33Don't.
29:34Keep whistling.
29:35Edward reckons it's sick.
29:36Stay in there and stop.
29:39Colin, stop!
29:40Coco, why are you being annoying now?
29:45I like seeing you get riled up a little bit.
29:50Coco, you're going to regret this tonight when I absolutely annoy the shit out of you while
29:56you're trying to sleep.
29:57So, well done.
29:58I don't care.
29:59I don't care.
30:00Yeah, you do!
30:01Cheers, big brother.
30:02Bruce and Colin, your KFC delivery has arrived.
30:08Yeah!
30:09Please make your way to the diary room to collect your festive feast.
30:14Oh my goodness.
30:18Take a second.
30:20Do you like it?
30:21Please, brother.
30:22Mmm, my boy.
30:23Should we just stay in here?
30:24Right.
30:25Housemates, the rest of your food has been delivered to the front door.
30:39That is all.
30:40Thank you, baby!
30:41This is the front door, right?
30:43No way!
30:44Oh!
30:45It is real!
30:46Look!
30:47Yay!
30:48Oh, let's go!
30:49That's outrageous!
30:50Wow!
30:51Wow!
30:52Oh my God, that's nice!
30:53Oh!
30:54Oh!
30:55Oh!
30:56Oh!
30:57Oh!
30:58Superstar!
30:59Wow!
31:00Thank you!
31:01Thank you so much, guys.
31:02Dude, we've got so much.
31:03Guys, I love you all.
31:04We can't eat all this food.
31:05Yes, we can.
31:06Quick shout out to everyone who got caught in the crossfire of this.
31:11Me and Colin are very sorry, but enjoy the chicken.
31:16I am really grateful it was just for a prank and a prize.
31:21This has been the most unique, best, weirdest experience that I've had.
31:30I'll tie my hair up for this.
31:31It's literally like Christmas dinner.
31:32It is.
31:33Do you have a popcorn chicken down there?
31:34Here, take the box.
31:35Look at the amount of chicken in that, bro.
31:36Yeah, that is a lot of chicken.
31:37That's absurd.
31:38Bro, it's falling out of the sides, bro.
31:39Mmm.
31:40This burger dummy thick, bro.
31:41That KFC, that's one of the coolest things I've ever witnessed in my life, bro.
31:50I couldn't even see half a table.
31:52It was just straight KFC.
31:54What a jobless, bro.
31:56Holy...
31:57That is heat, bro.
31:58Holy my days, bro.
32:00I hope everyone's excited to have more chicken for dinner.
32:02Yep.
32:03Oh, yes.
32:04That was absolutely delicious.
32:07No, no, no, no, no, no.
32:09No, no, no, no.
32:12What's all?
32:13Why don't you do that?
32:14Why don't you do that?
32:15You do it?
32:16No, no, no, no, no.
32:17No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
32:18No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
32:19No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
32:20As the days turn into weeks in the big brother house, the housemates have hit peak stir-crazy.
32:26I love what, that's how I start my fight bro.
32:28Oh you do, watch this.
32:35Yeah!
32:36That's gorilla style bro.
32:41See that?
32:43I'm real good at it.
32:49You see how good I am at it?
32:51It's almost like, it's almost like too good at it.
32:53If you do it it'll be like real.
32:54Watch this.
32:55Do like the monkey, like the...
32:57The gorilla bro.
32:58What?
32:59No, no, no, you got it to the side more bro.
33:01They do it like...
33:02Yeah you look a bit stiff.
33:04You need more nanas.
33:08Oh my god.
33:09Whoa!
33:14You've just been gorilla-ed.
33:19With the house still embracing the festive spirit,
33:22Big Brother has a special delivery for the housemates.
33:25This is Big Brother.
33:26In the spirit of Christmas, Big Brother has a special gift for you from the Australian public.
33:32Oh my god.
33:34Inside this box are cards with comments about each of you.
33:38Aw.
33:39Your task is simple.
33:41Guess the housemate each comment is about.
33:45Good luck housemates.
33:47Thank you Big Brother.
33:48Thanks Big Brother.
33:49So it says blank, as in name.
33:50Yeah.
33:51Hit me up when you're out.
33:53Drinks on me.
33:54Ha, Ed.
33:55I think Coco.
33:56Hit me up when you're out.
33:57Drinks on me.
33:58Sounds like a man.
33:59No.
34:00That sounds like a man.
34:01I'm thinking it's Bruce.
34:02I personally think it's probably to me, because I've been speaking about drinking the most,
34:04but it probably could be him.
34:05I'm going to say Eddie.
34:06I reckon it's you.
34:07Everyone thought it was Ed at first.
34:08I'd say Eddie too.
34:09Eddie.
34:10Eddie.
34:11Ed.
34:12Lock it in.
34:13We're locking in Ed?
34:14We're locking in Ed.
34:15Lock it in Eddie.
34:16We have locked in Edward.
34:17Edward, you may now reveal.
34:18Allana.
34:19Pick me up when you're out.
34:20Drinks on me.
34:21How good, Alonzie.
34:22It's probably a girl.
34:23So we got that wrong.
34:24Coco, what do you think of Alana being asked out for drinks after this?
34:29Oh, that'd be nice.
34:30You'd loosen up.
34:31Blank, you are by far the funniest.
34:32The one-liners you pull out of nowhere are hilarious.
34:35It's got to be Colin.
34:36I was thinking M.
34:37M is forever.
34:38Oh, that's true.
34:39Oh, that's true.
34:40You are by far the funniest.
34:41The one-liners you pull out of nowhere are hilarious.
34:44It's got to be Colin.
34:45I was thinking M.
34:46M is forever.
34:47Oh, that's true.
34:48Just dropping a sizzler out of nowhere.
34:50I'm going to say Emily.
34:51I'll go M.
34:54Emily!
34:55Yeah!
34:56Yeah, y'all!
34:57I don't know, big brother.
35:01I mean, I appreciate the comment greatly.
35:03I mean, I'm quite flabbergasted, but you know, I just say what I say.
35:07When I first saw blank, I was like, they're a douche.
35:11But wow, my mind has changed.
35:14Massive soft spot now.
35:16That's Bruce.
35:17I actually thought he was the biggest douche.
35:18I come across as a massive douche.
35:19I'm aware of this.
35:21Bruce.
35:22Yeah!
35:23Yeah!
35:24As soon as I heard it, I was like, yeah, that's got to be me.
35:27Blank, can you be my personal chef on the outside?
35:31Definitely.
35:32Connor, Connor, come on.
35:33Connor, wrap it in, wrap it in.
35:34There is no doubt.
35:35It has to be Connor.
35:36It has to be Connor.
35:37It has to be Connor.
35:38Connor's come up with everything.
35:39Don't even overthink it.
35:40Connor, can you be my personal chef on the outside?
35:44Yeah, sure.
35:45You know, if they're actually willing to have me there, you know, sure, why not?
35:48Blank, you're doing beautifully in the house.
35:51Please keep being your sassy cheeky self.
35:54You're tough as nails.
35:55Coco.
35:56Coco.
35:57Yeah, Coco.
35:58Yeah, Coco.
35:59If that's Coco, that's nice.
36:00That's going to make me cry.
36:03Coco!
36:04I actually got a little bit, like, emotional about it.
36:07I was like, what?
36:08That's really nice.
36:09People really think that about me out there.
36:11That's actually so cool.
36:13Blank, you're my wife's hall pass.
36:16You're my wife's hall pass.
36:19So it's a male?
36:20Sorry, I shouldn't assume.
36:22Oh, it might be Bruce.
36:24I...
36:25Could be Colin.
36:26Bruce.
36:27Bruce or Edward, probably.
36:28It's Bruce or Edward.
36:29I think it's me, Ed or Coco.
36:30Lance is the tiger.
36:31Put it to Lansky.
36:32Okay, Lansky.
36:33I'm going to say Bruce.
36:34Let's go with Bruce.
36:35We want to lock in Bruce.
36:36Alright.
36:37It's Bruce.
36:38Edward.
36:39Colin.
36:40You're my wife's hall pass.
36:45I say this with the utmost respect for Colin.
36:47I love Colin, but I didn't think that the farts would get the girls, to be honest.
36:52Blank.
36:53It's time to own up to stealing coffee, food, and the cheeky coke in the shop.
37:00Oh.
37:01In the shop?
37:02That was me.
37:03So I'm just going to say, yeah, put me down there.
37:06Stealing coffee?
37:07Oh.
37:08I stole coffee, yeah.
37:09And food?
37:10Oh.
37:11And you stole a coke in the shop?
37:14While I was doing my groceries yesterday, I had a coke.
37:16Oh.
37:17Oh.
37:18Oh.
37:19And yes, I've been stealing coffee from day dot.
37:20Oh.
37:21Oh.
37:22Oh.
37:23You've even had coffee right in front of your nose in the BB Grand Hotel, right in front
37:26of the staff room.
37:28Oh.
37:29Oh, she did break.
37:30So everybody broke.
37:31She's the nasty one.
37:32Yeah.
37:33Coco.
37:34Oh, it's me?
37:35Coco.
37:36Oh.
37:37Of course it's you.
37:38I didn't know it was me.
37:39No one else stole a coke in the shop.
37:40Sitting the coke in the shop does make me curious about whether she took my coke from the fridge
37:45because when questioned about it that evening, she said, I don't even drink coke.
37:48So, you know, she has kind of put her foot in it there.
37:51Housemates, the majority of your guesses were correct.
37:58Yay.
37:59Yes.
38:00Yay.
38:01And as a result, you've won yourselves a true blue Aussie summer Christmas
38:07party in the garden.
38:09Yay.
38:10We're going to put some bathers on.
38:12No, we cannot.
38:13Oh, my God.
38:14She's so cute.
38:15I still smell a fish.
38:16Bathers.
38:17Don't.
38:18Just let us enjoy for a moment.
38:32After successfully matching the viewer comments to the correct housemate, the Big
38:37Brother House has snagged an Aussie Christmas barbecue.
38:40Check it out.
38:41That's not a crow.
38:42That's a magpie.
38:43Oh, wow.
38:44That's a magpie.
38:45Oh, it's a magpie, fam.
38:46Magpies.
38:47Oh, is this beach...
38:48Oh, yeah.
38:49Look at the foam tree.
38:50Oh, my God.
38:51There's prawns.
38:52Oh.
38:53Oh, my God.
38:54There's prawns.
38:55What?
38:56What?
38:57Oh, it's ham.
38:58Dolly.
38:59Is that it?
39:00This is a prawn.
39:01I'm going to eat it.
39:02Yum.
39:03I've got some brewskis.
39:04Oh, snags on the barbie.
39:05Oh.
39:06No way.
39:07It literally felt like an actual Christmas day.
39:09I couldn't believe it.
39:10It was prawns.
39:11There was ham.
39:12Cold slaw.
39:13There was everything.
39:14It was yum.
39:15It literally feels like Christmas.
39:19You need a handhead or is it...
39:20I don't know.
39:21We'll go, bro.
39:22You're like that uncle that never gets up.
39:25And I figured out I'm good at cricket, too.
39:28Go, go, go, go, go.
39:33This is actually fun.
39:34Why don't I do this more often?
39:37It was beautiful, Big Brother.
39:38We had a lovely time.
39:39I was in my element in the sand pit.
39:41I'm going to get my beer in a minute.
39:42Where's your beer?
39:43No, no.
39:44I just need to let this out of my system first.
39:46Did it feel like you were with family this evening?
39:49It actually did.
39:50I've only known these lovely people for, I don't know, what is it?
39:5325 or 26 days, I think, at this point.
39:59And we're in our little bubble, Big Brother.
40:01It does feel very, very wholesome.
40:03This is sweet.
40:04It is a little bit cute.
40:05We've come a long way, Big Brother.
40:07It was like Jerry Springer at the start.
40:08I thought to myself, what have we gotten ourselves into?
40:13But it's definitely turned right around.
40:16Does anyone here not eat prawns other than Ed?
40:18Yeah, red flag.
40:19All right.
40:20Do you know how to peel prawns?
40:21No.
40:22Do you want to learn?
40:23Or do you not eat prawns?
40:24Can I just peel one of my cocks off?
40:26Yeah.
40:27Wait, so?
40:28So, twist the head and pull it off.
40:30Oh!
40:31That's brain.
40:32That's brain.
40:33That's fine.
40:34That's brain.
40:35I just feel dog, bro, because that's somebody's son.
40:36You feel me, bro?
40:37Like, I'm just peeling the poop chute off somebody's son or daughter, bro.
40:40That's dog.
40:41And then you can twist the tail back and forth, so go bop, bop.
40:44Okay, there's his head gone.
40:45Colin, you do realise that all meat that you eat is someone's son or daughter.
40:50Yeah, but, like, that's different, bro.
40:51Like, he's looking at you like...
40:53You know what I mean?
40:54His little legs and his, like, big fat eyeballs, bro.
40:57You have to look into homies' eyes and just go...
40:59You want to get the shell off his back.
41:01Alright, the shell off his back now?
41:02So, like this.
41:03Okay, like this.
41:04Yeah, there you go.
41:05Poor fella, bro.
41:06It's sad, bruv.
41:08So, like, I have to come to terms with that tonight, bro.
41:11And now that's a whole prawn.
41:12That's an edible prawn.
41:14Do it.
41:15Eat him.
41:16Christmas is so close.
41:18Christmas in Australia always feels really weird to me, because, like, I grew up with Christmas as being cold.
41:23Right?
41:24And so, in my brain, Christmas isn't until, like, the radiators come on and the fireplaces start going.
41:28My friends, we all, like, share our Christmases amongst our friendship group.
41:32Because we all live, like, relatively, you know, 20 minutes apart.
41:35So, like, then we can do the rounds to, like, a couple of different houses.
41:38That's nice.
41:39And, like, people who don't have their family living nearby, we kind of drag them all through all the different Christmases.
41:44And then we just, like, house hop.
41:45That's very fun.
41:46That's kind of fun.
41:47Yeah.
41:48One thing I'm grateful for this Christmas is I get to have my children on Christmas this year.
41:54I didn't get to see them last Christmas.
41:56Nice.
41:57And I'll have enough money this Christmas to buy them presents, because last year I didn't have enough money, so that'll be great.
42:05Very nice.
42:06It was a tough one.
42:07I didn't have any of my family on Christmas last year.
42:11And when I did end up getting my kids for Christmas, which was nine days later, borrowed 150 bucks off my nan and got them all a disposable camera each.
42:21And wrapped it with decorations from work that other kids had done, because I couldn't afford to get wrapping paper, even.
42:28Those really hard times just make the better times even better, you know? Like, I'm just so grateful.
42:37Lovely.
42:38Good girl.
42:39Yep.
42:40And I look forward to hearing about it.
42:41I know. You can come around for Christmas, mate, if you want. We're having prawns.
42:44Well, what a great dinner, guys.
42:46That was fun.
42:47No matter what happens over the next two, three, one days, it's been an absolute blast, guys.
42:52What a pleasure it's been with the seven of us. It's been awesome.
42:57Good job, guys.
43:02Boosie and Kaka sitting in a tree. Not K-I-F-S-I-N-G. Wait, I'm joking. I can't think of anything, bro.
43:13What's the matter?
43:14Nothing.
43:15What's going on?
43:16Nothing.
43:17Can you come out here and talk to me?
43:18Yeah.
43:20What's up?
43:21Nothing.
43:22Why are you talking to me like that?
43:25No, I'm stressed. I'm stressed. I'm stressed.
43:27Why are you talking-
43:28Yeah, don't-
43:29I'm sorry.
43:30Sorry.
43:31There's obviously something you want to get off your mind, and so you-
43:33No, nothing.
43:34Get it off your mind. You're freaking me out.
43:36Okay, okay. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
43:37They're doing exactly what we got angry at you for.
43:40Oh!
43:41I called them out on it yesterday.
43:42And I don't like it.
43:43I'm doing it.
43:44Can I just ask, what is the plan after this?
43:50No, I'm stressed. I'm stressed. I'm stressed. I'm stressed.
44:06Why are you talking-
44:07Yeah, don't-
44:08It's nothing.
44:09Sorry.
44:10There's obviously something you want to get off your mind, and so you-
44:12No, nothing.
44:13Get it off your mind. You're freaking me out.
44:15Okay, okay. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
44:16Can I just ask, what is the plan after this?
44:23What's making you say this?
44:26You're just up for noms. I don't want you to go.
44:28Yep.
44:29But if you do, what is the plan?
44:30Why have I got to make the plan?
44:32Well, you've got a lot busier life for me. That's why I'm asking.
44:35Okay.
44:36Sorry. I don't mean to be snappy. I'm not trying to-
44:38You are being snappy. You're freaking out. You're being weird.
44:41Yeah, I am.
44:42Are you asking me if I'm going to see anyone else?
44:43No.
44:44What are you trying to say then?
44:45No, I was just saying like-
44:48Just breathe. Just calm down.
44:50I don't know. Hang on. Let me just pace a little bit.
44:52I need to-
44:53No, don't pace. It makes me more anxious. Sit down. Relax.
45:00I'm wigging out. I'm going to take three deep breaths. You're going to tell me-
45:03Just breathe. I just don't talk so fast.
45:06I'm freaking out.
45:07My brain's going ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
45:09Okay, you just talk for a second and I'm going to do some deep breathing.
45:11Okay.
45:12If you're asking me-
45:13Are we going to catch up on the outside?
45:15Yes.
45:16We will catch up on the outside.
45:17There is no labels on this.
45:19There is no nothing on this.
45:20This is just-
45:21We're just going to see how it goes when we get here.
45:23And then, if all goes well, would you be interested to like set a halfway point and I'll just get like an Airbnb or something and we can just hang out for a couple of days in the future?
45:36Mm-hmm.
45:37If I don't wear speedos again.
45:38Or get angry.
45:40I get excited.
45:42I really do.
45:43I hope there is-
45:44I really hope there is some form of a future.
45:47I just don't-
45:48It's hard because I don't know what it'll look like.
45:50You know, so trying to picture my life, let alone my life with her, is very difficult.
45:58You know what I mean?
45:59But no, I am excited.
46:00I'm very curious and keen to see where it all-
46:02See where we end up.
46:03He's coming over here for a minute.
46:05I'm freaking out.
46:06Yeah.
46:08Sorry.
46:09Yes.
46:10What?
46:21That's a really good point you just made.
46:23Mm-hmm.
46:24I didn't think about it like that.
46:25What?
46:26You just breathe.
46:27You're just getting all hot and flustered and then you come over here and then all of a sudden I'm the calm one.
46:32Dreaming of dating Bruce on the outside are you?
46:36Yeah.
46:37I am.
46:38What are you picturing?
46:39Oh, him shirtless at the beach for one.
46:44Yup.
46:45He's bringing me a coffee and he's my bored caddy at the same time.
46:51I don't know how he's doing that.
46:52I don't know how he's got two boards under his arms and a coffee for me.
46:56Oh, yeah.
46:57The surf's pumping.
46:58Oh, that first sip of coffee.
47:00And Bruce is looking mighty fine.
47:04Shall we go inside?
47:05Yup.
47:06You forgot your hat.
47:07Oh.
47:08Hang on.
47:09We're up.
47:10You're up.
47:11You forgot your hat.
47:12Oh.
47:13Hang on.
47:14We're up.
47:16Shut up.
47:17You're up.
47:19All right.
47:21You're up.
47:22You're up.
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