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00:00These are the world's strictest parents and I have to do whatever they say for the next 24 hours.
00:06No TikTok.
00:08This is the world's most spoiled teenager and I'm going to have to do whatever she says for the next 24 hours.
00:16And whoever lasts longer wins the Matter Cup.
00:19I can't say it.
00:22What?
00:23I don't know what the consequences are. I'm not going to quit.
00:25Young lady, if you are going to live under our roof, we have some new house rules.
00:30It's actually my house, but whatever.
00:32So you have to say yes to me the whole day, right?
00:33Unfortunately, yeah.
00:34Give me your credit card.
00:35Oh, no, let's start with something.
00:36Oh my God, give me your credit card!
00:39Calm down, my God, calm down! Calm down! Calm down!
00:43Okay, okay, here's my credit card.
00:44Thank you. Okay, we can go.
00:46This is going to be a long day.
00:47No prop tops.
00:48Oh, uh, hold.
00:51I don't know if I'm going to be able to do this. I can already tell they're so strict.
00:54I don't want the consequence, so I guess I'm going to have to deal with these people.
00:57That does not mean that I'm going to like it, though.
00:59So I need about 100 new outfits, and luckily I have this to salvage it now,
01:03but our first stop is Urban Outfitters, because every teenager needs to go here
01:07and get whatever we can get.
01:09It's not cropped, so they should be fine with this. Let's go see, though.
01:12Much better.
01:13No dating.
01:13I'm not dating anyone.
01:15You're not dating anyone.
01:16No.
01:16Ma'am.
01:17Hey, ma'am.
01:18I'm thinking we're going to need about one of everyone.
01:20Start off with these.
01:21Did she even look at them?
01:22You need to be, like, right behind me at all times.
01:24You're being really slow.
01:25Come on.
01:25Is this what sales is going to be like in a year?
01:27No cursing.
01:28Wasn't planning on it.
01:30No TikTok.
01:31It's okay.
01:31I have Instagram.
01:32No Instagram.
01:33What?
01:33No.
01:34None of it.
01:35None of it.
01:35It's ma'am.
01:36Ooh, this is so cute.
01:38Wait, don't you even try clothes on?
01:39You just buy them?
01:40That's wasting time.
01:41I could be buying makeup, getting boys' numbers.
01:43Unnecessary.
01:44Now zip it.
01:45No DoorDash.
01:47No DoorDash?
01:48What am I supposed to eat?
01:49Cook your own food.
01:50No makeup.
01:51What?
01:52I mean, you're wearing makeup.
01:53I'm an adult.
01:54I'm technically an adult.
01:55I'm 14.
01:56That's not an adult.
01:56An adult is 18 years old.
01:58Okay, thank you.
01:58Okay, thank you, ma'am.
01:59Thank you, ma'am.
02:01It is all about me, and it'll be about me for the rest of the day.
02:05I don't want to hear a peep out of your mouth unless you're offering to buy me Starbucks,
02:09get me new clothes, or get me a boys' number.
02:11Please keep up with me.
02:13No YouTube.
02:16Oh.
02:16Okay, everything else.
02:17Is that clear?
02:18Clear.
02:18I saw this on TikTok.
02:20Do you do TikTok, Jordan?
02:21It's like five minutes in, I'm ready to quit.
02:23This is $130, so I'm going to need about five of these.
02:25Excuse me.
02:26Excuse me.
02:26Excuse me.
02:27First thing you have to do is clean your room.
02:29It's already clean.
02:30Are you sure?
02:31I clean it every day.
02:32The thing about Urban Outfitters, it's really expensive, which I love, because I get to
02:35use your credit card.
02:36Is this what sales is going to be like in two years?
02:37See, I told you, it looks great.
02:40This looks great?
02:42Have you seen your bed?
02:43I have.
02:44I'm looking at it.
02:45Well, have you seen the tag?
02:47Do not leave it out ever again.
02:48I do not want to have to do that.
02:49And the wrinkles?
02:50The wrinkles?
02:51Hideous.
02:52Hideous wrinkles on your bed.
02:53This needs to be straightened out.
02:54How does that get straight?
02:55It needs to get straightened out.
02:57Okay.
02:59And the dust?
03:00Are we animals?
03:01Jordan, we don't have all day.
03:02This is heavy.
03:03God, you're like a child.
03:04Please, just stay here.
03:06I will go do my own thing.
03:07Oh my God.
03:08You have to remake your bed, get all the wrinkles out, straighten up all the picture frames,
03:12clearing up all the dust, vacuum the floors, and make sure all the cords are tucked away.
03:16I hate cords.
03:17Okay.
03:18Ma'am.
03:19Ma'am.
03:20I expect to see this room clean in 30 minutes.
03:23Okay, Salish and I made a bet, and whoever quits today first has to stay in the doghouse overnight.
03:27That might actually be a better option than this.
03:29I don't want the consequence.
03:30I'm going to do everything they tell me.
03:33I get what my dad is trying to do.
03:35He wants me to see that he's awesome, because he's not as strict as they are.
03:39But I'm not going to lose this competition, so I'm going to make sure Eliana drives me crazy.
03:43Okay, I found my outfit.
03:44You can actually put all that back.
03:46I'm going to do everything I can to make him quit today.
03:50This is only the beginning, you guys.
03:52This is going to be fun.
03:53Let's make my bed.
03:54I don't know how to undo the wrinkles.
03:56Perfect.
03:57It's time to scrub.
03:58Oh, my legs are sore.
03:59Next up is makeup.
04:00Oh, I'm so excited.
04:01I do not want to do this.
04:03Well, you don't have a choice, and actually, you're not going.
04:05I actually need you to go get me an iced Tiger Boba Latte Extra Whipped Cream.
04:08You got that?
04:09No.
04:09Where do I get that?
04:10I don't know.
04:10We're at a mall.
04:11Go figure it out.
04:12Iced Extra Boba Whipped Latte?
04:13Try.
04:14I don't know him.
04:15The door.
04:16Go ahead and spray the dust right here, because apparently dust is a problem.
04:20Good enough.
04:20Hopefully they don't look in here.
04:23You guys, Salish is calling me.
04:25Hey, Ellie, how's it going?
04:26Salish, how are you?
04:27What's up?
04:28It's terrible.
04:29Can you please make him quit?
04:31Drive my dad really crazy.
04:32I cannot deal with these parents any longer.
04:34You want me to be as crazy as possible?
04:36Because that's really dangerous.
04:38Can you please be?
04:39I cannot deal with these parents anymore.
04:41I think I definitely have a few good things up my sleeve.
04:44He's definitely going to quit.
04:45Yay.
04:46Okay, perfect.
04:47Bye.
04:47Guess I got to up my game, you guys.
04:49Let's go.
04:50Oh, yeah.
04:50He's definitely sleeping in the doghouse.
04:52This is taking forever.
04:53I got a way better plan.
04:55This will do.
04:58If you thought the clothes were bad, wait till you see me in full makeup.
05:01We're going into Sephora.
05:02Wait, what was the order?
05:03It was like a boba.
05:04I got to find a place that's boba.
05:05Caramel.
05:06I got luck.
05:06What was it?
05:07My goal here is to drive Jordan crazy by showing him what sandwich is going to be like when
05:12she's 16, which is my age.
05:13I got to get all the dust off.
05:21What's worth spending 24 hours with a spoiled teenager or sleeping in a tiny doghouse?
05:26They're both bad options.
05:27I might as well take this opportunity to get a bunch of makeup for myself because I have
05:31this credit card.
05:32Almost done.
05:32I have to make sure it's perfect.
05:34Oh, no.
05:34Oopsies.
05:40Eh.
05:42I've also known Jordan since I was seven years old, so I know exactly how to push his buttons.
05:47So this should be easy, and I'm already getting some stuff.
05:53Perfect.
05:55Fine.
05:55Two minutes.
05:56What?
05:57Okay.
05:57Tiger boba.
05:59Tiger boba.
06:00She's going to flip out if she doesn't get her boba.
06:02The best boba is 85 degrees.
06:05Oh, that's better?
06:06Really?
06:06Oh, I would.
06:08Yes.
06:0885 degrees.
06:09Guys, new Sol de Janeiro stuff.
06:11This is going literally so well.
06:13I'm having the time of my life.
06:16Perfect.
06:17Hey.
06:18Good.
06:18Perfect.
06:19Final thing.
06:20Almost ready.
06:21Almost ready.
06:22Almost ready.
06:24All good.
06:25Oh, no.
06:27Not too bad.
06:30The frames are straightened.
06:31The sheets are so nice.
06:32No dust anywhere.
06:35What?
06:36What is this?
06:38Oh.
06:38If she's not responsible enough for this big of a room, I think we just have to downsize.
06:42We do have another option.
06:43Smaller room downstairs.
06:44We don't have a smaller room downstairs.
06:46We do.
06:48We're checking out now.
06:49Let's see how much it is.
06:50Hopefully, it's a lot because that'll push his buttons.
06:52Can I get a iced Iger boba latte with whipped cream?
06:56Hope I got the right thing.
06:58I definitely got a great amount of stuff.
07:00This is going to make him so bad.
07:02This is unbelievable.
07:03I have to sleep here?
07:05Yeah.
07:05Have you ever heard of Harry Potter?
07:07What the heck?
07:08What?
07:08You're closing me in?
07:09What?
07:10They had it figured out in Harry Potter.
07:11They thought Salish would have to sleep in the closet, but they didn't know about the
07:15secret room.
07:17This next thing I do is going to absolutely make Jordan quiet.
07:20He's going to lose his mind.
07:21I'm actually kind of scared.
07:22Okay, guys.
07:22I just made it in the secret room, and they think this is a punishment?
07:25This is the best thing ever.
07:26I would do this every night if I could.
07:28Oh, we have this really nice blanket.
07:30Got a red line.
07:32My gosh, Ellie.
07:33I've been looking for you everywhere.
07:35Here's your boba.
07:36I asked for extra whipped cream.
07:38That does not look like extra whipped cream.
07:40It's melted.
07:40I've been looking for you for 10 minutes.
07:42It's really nice.
07:43Okay, okay, okay.
07:44Come here.
07:44It still looks fine.
07:45It's good.
07:46I don't know what they're going to throw at me next, but I can do it because my dad has
07:50to get the consequence.
07:51Oh, I got this.
07:53I'm going to win.
07:57I'm leaving.
07:58You're done.
07:59What?
08:00I'd rather sleep in this secret room for the rest of the year than sleep in that doghouse
08:04for one day.
08:05It's cold and wet.
08:07No.
08:07Good luck with that, Dad.
08:08I hate doing stuff like that, but I really hope that...
08:10Nobody's going to quit.
08:11Come on, Jordan.
08:12Quit, quit, quit.
08:13I'm not quitting.
08:14It's not bedtime yet.
08:16What?
08:17Oh, my God.
08:17You have to come out and do more chores.
08:20Another chore?
08:21Bro.
08:21Bro?
08:22Yes, ma'am.
08:25Makeup.
08:25I think we need to amp it up a little bit.
08:27No, you don't.
08:27Say at least we'll be amping it up.
08:28No, she won't.
08:29She doesn't wear any makeup hardly at all.
08:31When she's 16, she will.
08:32Next is breakfast.
08:33I'm so hungry.
08:34A healthy breakfast is a good breakfast.
08:37So what am I eating?
08:38We're having wheatgrass juice.
08:39Wheatgrass juice?
08:40Like I'm drinking my lawn?
08:42Ew, no!
08:42I honestly get the vibes that Salish is going to be an eyeshadow girl.
08:46So you've got to darken these up.
08:47You don't need any more than that.
08:48No, we need so much more.
08:50Are you kidding?
08:50This is nothing.
08:51It says cats eat it and dogs.
08:53Very healthy.
08:53It smells really bad.
08:54Oh, I think it smells nice and fresh.
08:56Like mother.
08:57Mmm, look at that.
08:58I want you to blend it, make the wheatgrass juice, and drink it.
09:00Kids should do things for themselves.
09:02Thank you, sweetie.
09:03I think we should add some glitter.
09:04No.
09:04Gotta add the glitter.
09:07Now that my parents left, I'm going to make this juice, but I'm not actually going to
09:11drink it.
09:11Wait till I see what I do.
09:12Ew.
09:13I'm going to fake it because there's no way I can lose because I don't want to end up
09:15in the doghouse.
09:16In goes the water.
09:18And we blend.
09:22Ew!
09:22She'll be driving, keeping secrets, staying out late, maybe even sneaking out of the house.
09:29She doesn't have to sneak out.
09:30You want her to sneak out in the morning to go meet up with a boy?
09:32And then go to McDonald's?
09:34Okay, okay.
09:34She wouldn't go to McDonald's.
09:35She's a vegetarian.
09:36Could you just stop talking about it?
09:37Babe, salad?
09:37Stop, stop, stop, stop.
09:38Okay, fine.
09:39You want me to stop?
09:40Stop talking about sandwich.
09:41Okay, well then quit.
09:41Easy.
09:42All done.
09:43Oh, yuck.
09:44Smells so bad.
09:45Oopsies.
09:46Now we strain it.
09:47Ugh.
09:48This is going to take a minute.
09:50Ew.
09:50Here's our finished product.
09:52There's no way I'm drinking that watch.
09:55Do you want me to tell you about my experience with boys?
09:57No.
09:57Eliana used to be my work daughter.
09:59So I've known her since she was like this big.
10:01This is freaking me out anyway.
10:02But then if I think of this as Salish, absolutely not.
10:05Boomer, sit and stay there and you'll get a treat, okay?
10:08Sir and ma'am, I'm ready for my wheatgrass juice.
10:11Well done.
10:12This looks amazing.
10:14It's really good.
10:15I'm excited to try it.
10:16There's a spider.
10:17I'm really scared of spiders.
10:18Can you guys go get it?
10:19I'm really scared of spiders.
10:20Don't see it.
10:21I'm really scared of spiders.
10:22Please get it.
10:23Salish, where did you say the spider was?
10:25I don't see it.
10:26Please hurry.
10:26Come on, Boomer.
10:27Come on.
10:27Where are you going to use black eyeshadow?
10:29She's not going to wear bold makeup.
10:30Salish is a teenager.
10:31She can kind of do whatever she wants at this point, but she's not going to do it.
10:34Right?
10:34Right?
10:35You clearly don't know Salish.
10:36What color?
10:37Is it big?
10:37Hurry.
10:38Come on, Boomer.
10:39Did she meet all the spiders in her house?
10:41I know.
10:42Yeah, it's over there.
10:43Good boy, Boomer.
10:43That was really good.
10:45Yum.
10:45Actually, I don't think the spider is there anymore.
10:47I'm going to start to leave.
10:49Okay, now can I leave?
10:50Serial next.
10:50Serial?
10:51Yeah, just stay right there.
10:52Okay, cereal's not that bad.
10:54Shredded wheat.
10:54What's shredded wheat?
10:56It's a healthy breakfast.
10:57And a healthy breakfast is a good breakfast.
11:02Okay.
11:03Shredded wheat.
11:05Oh.
11:06Honestly, could you guys see Salish doing wings on her eyes?
11:09Yeah.
11:09No.
11:10But she's older.
11:11You don't know her.
11:11Are you Salish?
11:12No, you're not.
11:13Then you don't know.
11:13Clean girl makeup, Jordan, is out.
11:15It's in.
11:16You're not on TikTok.
11:17You don't know.
11:17You're a Boomer.
11:18Okay, I'm not actually a Boomer.
11:19See how it's all the way up in my eye?
11:20You should try some.
11:22No, thanks.
11:22Yeah, it definitely needs some milk.
11:25Oh, no, no, no.
11:26In this house, we prefer fresh milk.
11:28That's right.
11:29Do I have to milk a cow?
11:30Mmm.
11:32We like goat milk.
11:34Goat's milk?
11:34I'm not milking a goat.
11:36Let's go see the goat.
11:38What?
11:38Oh, I look like a supermodel.
11:40Can we just get this over with?
11:41I'm not going to quit because I don't want to sleep in a dog house.
11:42You got a problem with that?
11:43I'm not sleeping in a dog house because it's like this big and I'm this big.
11:46Wait.
11:47Oh, my God.
11:48What is that?
11:48I don't really know how I'm going to do this, but...
11:59All the milk you get, you get to keep.
12:01Oh, okay.
12:02Yeah.
12:03Oh, I don't think it likes me.
12:04It doesn't have to like you.
12:05That's right.
12:06I did milk a cow once.
12:07Yeah, that didn't go well.
12:09Oh, my gosh.
12:10You could be like a cow, I guess.
12:12Exactly.
12:12Oh, this one likes me.
12:13Don't be shy.
12:14Get right in there.
12:15Hi, baby.
12:15Here you go.
12:16Oh, this one's soft.
12:17If you want milk, this is how we do it here.
12:19It could be fun.
12:19Make it a memory.
12:20I don't think it would be fun.
12:22Eyelash time.
12:22No, no.
12:24You are not doing eyelashes.
12:25Yeah.
12:25Well, I don't have to listen to you.
12:27You actually have to listen to me.
12:28That's our deal here, remember?
12:30Why did I make this deal?
12:31Do you know why?
12:31Because I'm sick of losing the Matter Cup.
12:33And every week, Salish wins the Matter Cup, so I just decided this time I was absolutely
12:37not going to give up, and I will win no matter what.
12:40Eyelash time.
12:41Don't my eyelashes look so good?
12:44No, it's too extreme.
12:45I am ready to walk the runway.
12:47I'm not ready for Salish to 16.
12:49I think we should put some on you.
12:50No.
12:50Oh, so you're quitting.
12:51No, I'm not.
12:52So you're quitting.
12:52No, I'm not quitting.
12:53Well, you have to say yes, otherwise you quit.
12:55That's how that works.
12:56Sure.
12:56I think I'm actually full from that wheatgrass.
12:59Well, you're going to need your milk.
13:00You need your energy, because otherwise, how are you going to walk the goat?
13:03There is 100% I am not walking that goat.
13:05I would never walk a goat.
13:06Why would I walk a goat?
13:07I am not walking.
13:13I hope no one sees this.
13:17Can we open up?
13:19No, actually, by the way, thanks to Jocelyn Merrick for clipping our video and getting
13:2713,000 views on it.
13:29That's awesome.
13:30If you guys want to clip something, we'll shout you out next week, but just do not clip
13:33this.
13:33You should clip this one.
13:34Do not clip this.
13:35I guess I'm walking a goat.
13:37This is so hard.
13:38I'm not used to walking a goat, but I can walk a dog.
13:41Did my dad think he was going to get me with this one?
13:44I think we both look really good now, so we should move on.
13:45I don't look good at all.
13:47She didn't say I had to keep these on, so I'm going to take it.
13:49Ow!
13:50In our house, we expect the older sibling to take care of the younger sibling.
13:54Perfect.
13:55I don't have a younger sibling.
13:56I'm out.
13:57Today, you do.
13:58Salish.
14:02This is your sister for the day.
14:05Hi, Salish.
14:06Here, yep.
14:08And she missed a nap.
14:09She's very cranky.
14:10Oh, okay.
14:11So, good luck.
14:12Hi, Salish.
14:13You got this.
14:13Which one is the break?
14:14And which one is the gas again?
14:16You're messing with me, actually.
14:17No, actually.
14:18You say you can drive, but you don't know the difference between the break and the gas?
14:21Just remind me.
14:22Brake is on the left.
14:23Okay, I just want to, like, make sure.
14:24Ah, this is so exciting.
14:26I am now driving Jordan because I'm sure Salish is going to drive the second she can turn 16.
14:30Time for lunch, I guess.
14:32Your sister is very hungry.
14:33Okay.
14:33Do you have, like, a high chair for her?
14:34She needs to eat.
14:35I mean, does this work?
14:37No, she can fall off this.
14:38Oh, okay.
14:38What about the dog bed?
14:40The dog?
14:40Zadie, do you want to sit on the dog bed?
14:41I'm not going to lie, Salish.
14:42This is not going to be easy.
14:43My mom didn't let me.
14:44I could have had my license a year and a half going.
14:46She didn't let me.
14:47Maybe it's because you can't drive.
14:48I can drive so well.
14:50I am about to drive Jordan Matter's car.
14:53I want to say stop so badly right now.
14:55This is a bad idea.
14:56She doesn't even have her license.
14:57She has a permit.
14:58Whoa!
14:59Do you want to sit with me?
15:01No.
15:01Zadie, do you want food?
15:02Zadie, look how good this looks.
15:04Look, there's grapes.
15:05Do you want to sit right here?
15:06Salish, your sister, you kind of need to be able to take care of her.
15:09Okay, you see that pole, right?
15:10You see that tree?
15:11Yes.
15:11Okay, do you see these scars?
15:12Do you see those scars?
15:13Okay, that's good.
15:14Do you have fun?
15:14Do you want to be done?
15:15Okay, oh.
15:18Do you want to sit on the floor?
15:19Do you want a piece of a grape?
15:20No.
15:21Try it.
15:22No?
15:22Okay.
15:23Zadie, do you want broccoli?
15:24Honestly, if this doesn't go well, it's kind of your fault.
15:27Okay, this.
15:27You've got to be on the right side.
15:28Okay, but we're on the left side.
15:30Watch out for the bump.
15:30Oh, you're going.
15:31No, no, no.
15:32We don't do it.
15:32Stop, stop, actually.
15:33Stop, stop.
15:34That was a car.
15:35Okay, you just cut in front of a car.
15:36Have you ever driven before?
15:37You're being an overprotective dad.
15:39You just cut in front of a car.
15:41I am not ready for Salish to get driving lessons.
15:43Where's the proof?
15:43Can I go on a main road?
15:45No.
15:45Let's go.
15:46She usually eats at the same time every day.
15:48Zadie, come here.
15:51Yes.
15:51Okay.
15:52Zadie, do you want a piece of broccoli?
15:54No.
15:55No.
15:55Whoa, big sister, he's hard.
15:57Salish, she's crying.
16:00I did not do that.
16:01Look, you like Elsa?
16:03High five.
16:04Yay.
16:05Watch out for the bump, watch out for the bump, watch out.
16:08I said, watch out for the bump.
16:09Okay, and nice and easy.
16:10Whoa.
16:11You're okay.
16:12Oh, my God.
16:13I am allowed to really try.
16:14Let's go straight.
16:15Whoa, whoa, geez, that car.
16:16Did they get mad at me?
16:19Zadie, do you want Salish to be your big sister?
16:24Yes.
16:25Aw, yay.
16:27Okay, Salish, honestly, I doubted you in the beginning,
16:30and she did get a little upset, but you made up for it,
16:33and she wants you to be your big sister, so...
16:35Yay.
16:36Challenge passed.
16:37Dad, you're going to have to do better than that.
16:39Zade, wait right there.
16:40Wait, you knew about your dad?
16:42Yeah, you wouldn't be that mean to me
16:43if he didn't tell you to do it.
16:45I got to go.
16:45Okay, bye.
16:46But you did really great.
16:48Thanks.
16:48Yay.
16:53I love this.
16:54I can't do this.
16:56So fun, I love driving.
16:58I think I might quit.
16:58Salish, we expect our child to have straight A's in school.
17:02Okay, I've got good grades.
17:03If you don't, all phone privileges will be pulled and revoked.
17:08I think I might need you to teach me how to drive.
17:10No, thanks.
17:10Upcoming video?
17:11No, no, no.
17:13Rate my driving skills 1 to 10.
17:15Zero.
17:15Listen, I can either keep driving,
17:17or I can spend more of your money.
17:18Spend more of my money.
17:19Park, get me out of this car.
17:20So where's your report card?
17:23Um...
17:24Salish.
17:29I've got good grades.
17:30But let me see it.
17:31English, A minus.
17:32Math, A.
17:34Science, A.
17:35Art, A minus.
17:36T, E.
17:37A plus.
17:38History, B plus.
17:40What was that last one?
17:41Nothing.
17:41A B plus in history.
17:44No.
17:44Look, all A's.
17:46Your phone is being revoked.
17:47Why?
17:48You have a B in history.
17:50It wasn't a B.
17:51It was a B plus.
17:55You don't get the phone back
17:56until that B turns into an A.
17:58Ruh.
17:58That sounds like a lot of homework,
18:00so my dad better be getting ready to quit.
18:02All right, time to spend your money again.
18:04Credit card, please.
18:05Ah!
18:05Okay, no, you stay here.
18:07Bye-bye.
18:07This is going to be a really big one, you guys.
18:09What did she just say?
18:10Okay, guys, so my phone got taken away.
18:12So now I'm vlogging on my computer.
18:14It's time to do some history homework.
18:15Who's the king of Thermopylae after Sparta?
18:19How to get an A plus in history class?
18:25The answer is study.
18:27Study?
18:28Ruh.
18:29I have an 100-day snap streak with one of my friends,
18:32and I cannot lose it, so I have to get my phone.
18:35I don't know what to do, though.
18:36I could try and steal my phone, but I don't know where that is.
18:39The computer actually has find my iPhone, Salish iPhone.
18:44Okay, now I can use this computer to track how many feet away my phone is,
18:48and if anyone asks, I'm just using this computer for homework,
18:52so let's go try and find it.
18:54I'm back!
18:55You're kidding me!
18:56An Apple Vision Pro?
18:58Is there a problem?
18:59Would you like to quit?
19:00No.
19:00You can quit?
19:01No.
19:01So you're telling me I get to keep this Apple Vision Pro?
19:05Sounds like a great deal to me.
19:06I think it might be in heart ginger.
19:08It smells really bad.
19:09Very messy.
19:10Not back there.
19:12Not under the bed.
19:13Laundrum.
19:15Nope, nothing's in there.
19:16It's saying one story down.
19:18Okay, let's go one more story down.
19:21That's about a foot away from here.
19:23The arrow says it's over here.
19:26Hey!
19:26Hey!
19:27You doing your homework?
19:28Yeah.
19:28How's it going?
19:29Good.
19:29Can I take a look?
19:30Yeah.
19:31What do you mean?
19:33Yeah.
19:33Yeah, let me just see.
19:34Okay.
19:34Eliana, I gotta be honest.
19:35The teenage thing is freaking me out.
19:37My little girl was like two yesterday.
19:39I blink and suddenly she's a teenager.
19:41I mean, are you even listening to me?
19:44What?
19:45Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
19:46Of course.
19:46Ellie.
19:47Ellie.
19:48Ellie.
19:48Actually.
19:49Ugh!
19:50Stop it!
19:51God.
19:51Sweetie, I'm trying to see your computer to see your homework.
19:55Yeah, yeah, yeah.
19:55Are you going to show me or not?
19:57Doing homework, sorry.
19:57I gotta be typing.
19:58Okay, okay.
19:59See, I'm going to get straight A's.
20:01No more B pluses.
20:02You're supposed to start typing on the left side of the page.
20:06Here.
20:07You gotta be done with your homework in 30 minutes.
20:10Yes, ma'am.
20:11Okay, okay.
20:12Oh, it has to be somewhere here.
20:14It could be...
20:15Oh, my God.
20:19Oh, yes.
20:21Yes.
20:22Okay, okay.
20:24Yes.
20:25Okay, I'm going to go do a homework upstairs.
20:28Bye, ma'am.
20:29Bye, sir.
20:30Sarah.
20:31Yay.
20:32Yes, yes.
20:33Yes, I found my phone.
20:34Sarah.
20:35Let's go to Snapchat.
20:36Here we go.
20:37Yes.
20:38Okay, I'm safe.
20:39Perfect.
20:40All done.
20:40Well, now that I have my phone, what else could I do?
20:43TikTok.
20:44Did you guys notice that TikTok took away all the beauty filters and the good filters?
20:49So let me know if you still have a filter on TikTok because I don't.
20:58Perfect.
20:59Now back to homework, I guess.
21:02I don't want to do this.
21:03So we all know that Salish is definitely going to be dating soon.
21:06She's not definitely going to be dating at all.
21:08She is.
21:08She's a teenager, Jordan.
21:09Doesn't mean she's going to be dating.
21:11No, she's going to wait a long time.
21:12So anyway, I think it's important that Jordan, you know what it's like for Salish to have a boyfriend.
21:16I don't think it's important at all.
21:17No, I don't want to do this scene.
21:19No, I don't want to do it.
21:19Now, lady, I need you to sit up straight.
21:22Plant your feet on the ground.
21:24Sit up straight.
21:25There you go.
21:26Perfect.
21:26This is what we call daily affirmations.
21:29Repeat after me.
21:30I am the life of the party bringing joy and laughter wherever I go.
21:34You're not.
21:36No, I am.
21:37You repeat that after me.
21:38This is actually important to know for when Salish does get a boyfriend.
21:41It'll probably start out pretty easy like a nice little hand.
21:45That's not too bad, right?
21:46That's fine.
21:47You know, you walk around the mall or in the car.
21:50You know, pretty simple.
21:51You know, maybe like a little kiss to the...
21:53Okay.
21:53I am the life of the party bringing joy and laughter wherever I go.
21:57Conviction.
21:57I am the life of the party bringing joy and laughter wherever I go.
22:00I am the life of the party bringing joy and laughter wherever I go.
22:03It'd still be better.
22:04We're moving on.
22:05I radiate like a pop star performing on stage.
22:09What the heck?
22:09Everywhere they go, they're going to be holding hands, looking so in love, skipping around,
22:14and just being so cute.
22:16Just, I radiate like a pop star.
22:21Like a pop star.
22:23Performing on stage.
22:24Performing on stage.
22:25Now say it like you are performing on stage.
22:28I radiate like a pop star performing on stage.
22:31The first two were okay, but this needs to be amazing.
22:34Are you doing that intentionally, bruh?
22:36Eventually, afterwards, they're going to start to snuggle.
22:40Snuggle.
22:40Get a little closer.
22:43You're my little baby booze.
22:45I love you so much.
22:46I love you too.
22:50Changing my mind is a strength, not a weakness.
22:55What does that even mean?
22:56Did you listen?
22:57Changing my mind is a strength, not a weakness.
23:00Don't roll your eyes.
23:01You have to believe it.
23:02Close your eyes and say to the universe, changing my mind is a strength, not a weakness.
23:06Changing my mind is not a strength or a weakness.
23:09That wasn't right.
23:11Do teenagers actually do that?
23:13You're just messing with me now, right?
23:15Like teenagers don't go guzzy, guzzy on the nose.
23:17I don't know.
23:18I guess you'll have to find out.
23:20Changing my mind is a strength, not a weakness.
23:24You are such a teenager.
23:26You're such an adult.
23:28You give me attitude all day long.
23:30You've been shit to me the whole day.
23:32I am your parent.
23:33I'm allowed to be.
23:34And of course, after snuggling, you know what comes next.
23:37No.
23:37Kissing.
23:38No, actually no.
23:39I can't.
23:40This is the easy part.
23:41I just need you to film yourself saying those things and then post it to Instagram.
23:44Absolutely not.
23:46Wait.
23:47Let me think.
23:47I'm not okay with it.
23:50Actually.
23:55No.
23:55I'm not doing this.
23:56I'm done with your strict parenting.
23:57I want to go back to my normal parents.
23:59I am the life of the party.
24:01I'm enjoying laughter whenever I go.
24:03Parenting is not easy.
24:05Okay.
24:06Okay.
24:06Actually, you win.
24:07I can't.
24:08You win.
24:08I absolutely.
24:09I didn't think I was going to do this, but calling my dad.
24:12Wait.
24:12My phone's right.
24:13Hold on.
24:13It's Salish.
24:14Hope Jordan gets used to it.
24:16Hi, dad.
24:17Hey, little girl.
24:18What's going on?
24:18Did you quit yet?
24:19No.
24:20No, I didn't quit, actually.
24:21You didn't quit?
24:22I was about to, but I didn't quit.
24:24What's up?
24:24I quit.
24:25Wait.
24:25You quit, actually?
24:26She was trying to get me to say an affirmation and post it on Instagram.
24:30That's like the cringiest thing ever.
24:31Yes.
24:32I don't have to sleep in a doghouse.
24:33Finally, I won the matter cup.
24:35All right, Salish.
24:35Enjoy the doghouse.
24:36Thanks.
24:37Bye.
24:38Bye.
24:38I love you.
24:39My dad thought this would be a punishment.
24:41This is actually pretty nice.
24:42Look, I have my bed and I have some snacks.
24:44I might sleep here every night.
24:46I feel bad about this.
24:46I'm going to say, forget it.
24:47You can come back.
24:48You don't have to sleep in the doghouse.
24:49No, I'm good.
24:50Thank you for watching the video.
24:52Bye.
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