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00:00The family that lives in this house spends one million dollars a day.
00:04Wow, that's a nice house.
00:05And I have to do whatever they say for the next 24 hours.
00:08You stole my necklace!
00:10And the family that lives in this house spends one dollar a day, and I'm going to have to
00:15do everything they say for the next 24 hours.
00:18Team Jordan!
00:20The person who quits loses and the winner gets the MatterCup!
00:25Oh, just say it!
00:26No.
00:27That's weird, Dad.
00:28It's not cringe!
00:29Look at this house!
00:30I'm never going to want to leave.
00:31This place is so nice.
00:35Hello.
00:36I'm sorry.
00:37I'm sorry.
00:40Miss Salish, I'm your kid for the day.
00:41Nice place.
00:42Hmm.
00:43Miss Salish is here.
00:44Miss?
00:45They live in the middle of nowhere, so I can't imagine they're going to be very
00:48social.
00:49Probably be kind of quiet.
00:50Hey.
00:51Hey.
00:52Okay.
00:53Hi.
00:54It must be Jordan.
00:55Jason, Kitty.
00:56Nice to meet you.
00:57Hi.
00:58Wow, look at the size of this guy.
00:59Are you ready for chore number one?
01:00Haha, no.
01:01You're going to have the best day.
01:02It's going to be awesome!
01:03Did they say chores?
01:04Sorry.
01:05So, am I waiting for someone?
01:07Or...
01:10You're going to be happy?
01:11You're so good.
01:12I don't know.
01:13I can't wait to go to the head.
01:14Right?
01:15No?
01:15Young lady, if you
01:20are going to live under this roof, you must look the part. These clothes simply will not do.
01:25What other options do you have in that disaster that you call a suitcase?
01:28Rude.
01:30So many nice clothes in here. I love them so much. Oh my gosh.
01:33First, we have that top.
01:35Where's that?
01:36In our house?
01:37Nope.
01:38We have this just
01:40like hoodie. It's really cute. And then just some plain gray sweats, which I mean if you
01:45can. Look at these jeans. If you put like this hoodie, just imagine it's so cute.
01:50That's enough. That's enough. You're going to have to throw all of that away.
01:53Throw them away?
01:54I've got something
01:55So much better.
01:56I've got you sister. I'm their personal stylist. I'm
02:00going to make you beautiful. Okay. She's wearing stripes.
02:05Excuse me madam. May I briefly go
02:10to the washroom.
02:11You have two
02:15butlers? Obviously. What are we supposed to do if they have to go to the bathroom?
02:18Not have one.
02:20Is something funny?
02:23Not have one?
02:25Not have one.
02:26Why am I doing this?
02:30You are powering our whole house with the bike.
02:35That's great. Why don't you just get a generator?
02:37We've got money. We just choose not to waste it. Just
02:40one hour on this bike and you are powering our whole house.
02:43Why pay for electricity when you
02:45don't have to. Right? Look at you.
02:47We do not wear stripes ever.
02:49And those
02:50shoes. I just got these like yesterday. They look so so old. Just like you.
02:55Where is your belt?
02:56My belt? Ugh. No.
02:57Did a blind person dress you?
02:59No.
03:00How do I dress myself?
03:01That's obvious.
03:02We have Versace, Dior,
03:05or Chanel.
03:06What's the difference?
03:07Actually, I have everything.
03:08Okay.
03:09Oh, well,
03:10how long do I have to do this?
03:11Well, as long as you keep the electricity on.
03:13Okay.
03:14I mean, look at you. You can do it.
03:15You can do it.
03:16You can do it.
03:17Oh, no.
03:18No.
03:19Keep going.
03:20Okay. Sorry.
03:20Sorry.
03:21Sorry.
03:22How's you doing, honey?
03:23Yeah. It's working.
03:24It's working.
03:25This will be perfect. It's Dior.
03:28It better be perfect.
03:29Oh, my God.
03:30Okay.
03:32No butler.
03:35What's next, no chef?
03:37What was that, bro?
03:40First of all, this house is so big.
03:41I don't know which one's my room and where to change into this dress.
03:45I thought my fit was like, okay.
03:46Like, I didn't think it was amazing, but I didn't think it was terrible.
03:50You were just like being so rude and their fits aren't like that either.
03:53Like, I'm not gonna lie.
03:55This house is huge.
03:56Even if clothes are expensive, that doesn't mean they look good.
04:00It's my room.
04:01Oh, no, no, no.
04:02It's all my room.
04:03All we need is probably about another hour.
04:04What?
04:05We're good to go.
04:06Yeah, you're fine.
04:07Keep going.
04:10Keep going.
04:11In case you're wondering how I got stuck here, I lost rock, paper, scissors to Salem.
04:15I thought having a rich family would mean that this would be way more fun, but so far
04:20you've just been roasting me all day.
04:21I'm not gonna quit because I can't do those dishes.
04:24Absolutely not.
04:25I wonder what my dad's doing.
04:26Should I just quit?
04:27No.
04:28I'm not quitting.
04:29If I lose the Matter Cup this year.
04:30I'll never hear the end of it.
04:31Is this my room?
04:32Cross my fingers.
04:33Yes, it is.
04:35Alright, I'm gonna get changed and hopefully it looks good.
04:38I can't do it anymore.
04:40Hopefully that was enough.
04:41Oh.
04:45Hey, there he is.
04:46I'm sorry.
04:47I couldn't go longer.
04:48Oh, don't worry about it.
04:50We'll do a lot better.
04:51Tomorrow.
04:52We save $5.80 in electricity.
04:55Yay.
04:56Do you have any breakfast or coffee or anything?
04:58We make our own coffee.
05:00Yay.
05:01Young lady.
05:05No.
05:06No.
05:07No.
05:08No.
05:09No.
05:10No.
05:10No.
05:11No.
05:12No.
05:13No.
05:14No.
05:15No.
05:15No.
05:16Just wanting adoor breakfast and they told me I had to do it myself.
05:17WHERE DO I FUCKING CHICKENS!
05:18Hey Jordan.
05:31Your breakfast is right there.
05:20oh boy go feed them while you're in there you got this Jordan do they do
05:25bury their eggs in here there's no way he's gonna make it for 24 hours look behind you oh
05:30so much better don't you think okay I love it I hate it
05:35why is it so expensive like literally it's normal dress I don't get it fresh eggs
05:40yeah wow 30 seconds ago very fresh they're kind of warm they might have a little
05:45poop on them you're not afraid of a little poop are you no no that's nothing
05:50I just broke one of them so I got to be very careful do you have something to
05:52put them in this isn't bad
05:55look at you oh my god he's terrible now that you're dressed properly it's time to learn about
06:00etiquette oh I know all about this my dad did it one time and I was in my room and I was like
06:05telling them what to do so basically I'm a pro
06:10a chef will be preparing a full lunch at 1pm but you will not be eating until you've mastered proper etiquette
06:15let me guess you have two chefs we only have one chef we only have one chef one chef we need two
06:20I totally need two oh my gosh take care of it yes now we have two this is so cool
06:25actually yeah like I can't even oh oh okay all right well
06:30that's a shame yeah he's not gonna end up a farmer I'm so sorry they're looking at me
06:35wow it's a nice house
06:40wow what is he doing
06:45what's her name Patula Patula Salish has a mansion and a pool and rich people but
06:50I've got Patula they have the same hair
06:55Miss Salish you have a guest
07:00a guest
07:01a guest
07:02during etiquette hour
07:03and it's a boy
07:04you know what just give me one minute
07:05I'll be done in like one second I'll be right back
07:07what's he wearing
07:08okay I'm ready but I didn't see a kitchen
07:10in your home so well that's because this is our kitchen oh you got this
07:15I don't know if I've got this
07:16is that her boyfriend
07:17not a boyfriend
07:18I hope not because he is
07:20this is a disaster he's wearing all black
07:22I'm wearing all black
07:23no it looks it looks beautiful on you honey
07:25looks beautiful on you
07:26but look at his shoes
07:27you know and his baggy pants like what is wrong with this
07:30his hair is covering his eyes I can't even see him
07:32could he even see us
07:35it's like hot and I'm
07:40tired already
07:41I haven't taken a shower
07:42I'm starving
07:43how do I lose this kid every time
07:4550-50 shot I had to be at a mansion all day
07:48instead I ended up here
07:49they're nice
07:50and everything
07:51but this kind of sucks
07:52it's hot
07:53I cracked an egg on my hand
07:54I mean true the chicken was really
07:55sweet but oh my gosh this is really hot
07:57I don't know if I can make it all day
07:58these aren't my parents they're really sweet
08:00strict and rude
08:01also they put me in this dress and the shoes
08:03it's like not my choice
08:04so don't mind
08:05also what are you doing here
08:07no say the dress is really nice
08:08thank you it's not really my style but thanks
08:10last time we tried to talk we got a little interrupted
08:12oh my god
08:14oh my god
08:15oh my god
08:16oh my god
08:17no dang no dang it's okay
08:18yeah my bad
08:19sorry about that
08:20that was kinda awkward
08:21no but seriously we should go on a date
08:22like I have everything planned out
08:24what is going on
08:25okay
08:26best places ever
08:27yeah let's hear it
08:28dinner five star restaurant
08:29alright okay
08:30smoothies
08:31yeah yeah
08:32oh smoothies
08:33okay yeah
08:34alright well thank you so much for coming
08:35to talk tomorrow or something
08:36you know
08:37hold on one minute lady
08:38who is this gentleman
08:39what are these papers
08:40what are these papers
08:41it's like he has two legs
08:42can sit in one side
08:43so baggy
08:44wait wait wait wait
08:45he thinks he has riz
08:46he thinks he has riz
08:47he thinks he has riz
08:50I don't know them
08:51I still can't see his eyes
08:53well anyways
08:54it was so nice to see
08:55we can see you
08:56we can talk tomorrow
08:57but I just can't quit this
08:58but thank you so much for coming
08:59bye
09:00what was that
09:02that was
09:03that was weird
09:04who are you associate
09:05treating yourself with
09:06what do you even see in that guy
09:08you're laughing in those outfits
09:10you are beautiful
09:12you are beautiful
09:13thank you honey
09:14this is all
09:15all free
09:16takes a little bit of time
09:17though
09:18by now it could have had like
09:19breakfast lunch and dinner
09:20scramble eggs
09:21usually use a clean spatula
09:23but hey
09:24dirty stick
09:25yes
09:26that's my breakfast
09:27so
09:28how is it
09:29yum
09:30that was like the freshest egg
09:32average egg sandwich costs $6.95
09:35you just saved a fortune
09:36and it's better
09:37so what's salish eating today
09:38thanks to your
09:40boyfriend
09:41now we're running a little late
09:42not my boyfriend
09:45thank you
09:47thank you
09:48did you just say thank you
09:49yeah
09:50that's like thank you
09:51to dog for wagging its tail
09:53why do you think it's
09:55you're welcome
09:56did you just speak
09:57you're not speaking until
09:58you're spoken to
09:59get out of here
10:00get out of here
10:01disgusting
10:02this is so weird
10:04they're rude to me
10:05they're a butler
10:06and they don't even say
10:07thank you
10:08like what
10:09she said thank you
10:10I have to do this all day
10:11it's okay
10:12I can't quit
10:13Jordan I know you've been waiting for this
10:14it is now
10:15coffee time
10:16actually yes
10:17we are going to
10:18door dash you some Starbucks
10:19that's right
10:20really
10:21no
10:22just kidding buddy
10:23welcome to our coffee bar
10:25what am I supposed to do with this
10:26Jordan why would anybody
10:27want to go to Starbucks
10:28I mean it's crazy
10:29they want seven eight nine
10:30sometimes ten dollars for a cup of coffee
10:32this is natural
10:33and guess what
10:34doesn't cost a
10:35penny
10:36nothing
10:37get the coffee beans
10:38they're right in front of you
10:39you're just going to grind them up
10:40boil the water
10:41pour it in
10:42bada bing
10:40coffee
10:41I mean what could be easier
10:43you're saving a fortune Jordan
10:45I love you
10:46it's a no brainer
10:47this is vegetarian right
10:48it looks really good
10:50excuse me
10:52we don't attack our food
10:53we use a spoon
10:54what
10:55our angel of a son Dudley
10:56will demonstrate
11:00about
11:02what
11:05that
11:05I mean
11:07I don't know
11:09how much
11:10I don't know
11:11that can't be
11:13you
11:14I don't know
11:15that can't be
11:16I don't know
11:17even at all
11:19you
11:22Wow, he sips soup, look.
11:27Was that all?
11:32I mean, I'm a picky eater, but I know how to eat soup.
11:35This is awful.
11:37But I need coffee.
11:42I just want to go check out Salish and come back.
11:43It's going to take a minute.
11:44I think she meant to do this, father.
11:47He spilled it on the plate.
11:53He spilled it.
11:54You're no Dudley.
11:55You're no Dudley.
11:56He spilled it.
11:57He's perfect.
11:58He's so perfect.
11:59What?
12:00I can't even imagine what they have planned for me next.
12:02I bet Salish is having the time of her life right now.
12:04How did I get in trouble and I just like took a...
12:07normal bite.
12:08You spilled that.
12:09No, I didn't.
12:10What the heck?
12:11How are you not getting in trouble?
12:12Okay, look.
12:13How are you the favorite, bro?
12:14You haven't even been in this family for more than a day.
12:17You spilled so hot.
12:18You spilled all over.
12:19It was over here.
12:20That's a mess.
12:21That place is a mess now.
12:22I'd say the harder you work, the more you appreciate something, but I think I would appreciate
12:25just getting a Starbucks right now.
12:27But we can't because we can only spend a dollar all day.
12:31Who needs money?
12:32We've got everything we need, right, honey?
12:33Everything.
12:34Everything.
12:35Yeah.
12:36Wait.
12:37Finally!
12:38Freshly ground coffee.
12:39Oh, wow.
12:40That smells really good.
12:42My plate is clean and organized and yours is a mess.
12:47Truce?
12:48Okay, fine.
12:49Truce.
12:50Do you mind if I show you exactly how they want you to start?
12:52Can you sip soup?
12:53Um, sure?
12:54I don't think they do it this way in Starbucks.
12:57I've been doing this for an hour.
12:58I'm sure the sailors are sitting by the pool right now, feet up, having the time of her
13:02sipping a Starbucks refresher.
13:03Make sure to pick it up like this.
13:05Come on, my butler does this all the time.
13:07I'm so sorry.
13:09I am so, so sorry.
13:10I did not mean to.
13:12Mom, this is such an expensive dress.
13:13What do I have to do?
13:14Why didn't you do that?
13:16Motherfucker!
13:17Motherfucker!
13:18She spilled her soup on her dress!
13:19No, I didn't!
13:20Come on!
13:21Look, see?
13:22You're such a big sweater!
13:23He spilled onto me!
13:25That dress...
13:26He was like...
13:27You're worth $50,000!
13:28He was like feeding me the soup and he like...
13:32You put it on me!
13:33And now you blame him?
13:34Actually, I promise!
13:36But he's...
13:37He spilled it onto me.
13:38Like he literally took the spoon.
13:40There's no way he would ever...
13:41I'm not playing this as a...
13:42Disgusting!
13:43Our son Dudley would never do that!
13:44You know what?
13:45Go to your room right now!
13:46Go get up there and change!
13:47What?
13:48I'm not four.
13:49I didn't do it!
13:50We're so sorry.
13:51That'll never happen again.
13:52Okay?
13:53I'm so sorry.
13:54You are so perfect!
13:55It's so sweet!
13:56It's gonna be okay!
13:57We know you're perfect!
13:59That's really good!
14:02What the heck?
14:03It is delicious!
14:04And you just saved yourself $8.45.
14:07I did, yes!
14:08I imagine if you did that every single day of the year, how much would that be?
14:12I'm gonna give you a number.
14:13Whoa!
14:14That's a lot of money!
14:15I just saved over $3,000!
14:17If I did that every day!
14:18Who's Sandy?
14:19I have no idea.
14:20Next thing!
14:21I'm pumped up!
14:22I just spilled all the soup on me!
14:24Ew!
14:25It's disgusting!
14:26Oh my gosh!
14:27Why can't I just wear my regular clothes?
14:29They look so much better and they're way more comfortable.
14:32Also-
14:32Bro, why was Gabe here?
14:33Thank God he didn't come now because I do not look good right now.
14:36Like, no.
14:37It's hot out here!
14:38Okay, oh!
14:39Whoa!
14:40Okay, wow!
14:41Okay, I think I just saw-
14:42Like a snake or something.
14:44I just got into my new dress.
14:45Let me just show you my room.
14:47The closet?
14:48It's like huge.
14:49It's a walk-in closet, but whatever.
14:50And then look at this!
14:51I have-
14:52A sauna!
14:53In my room!
14:54I could just like sit right here and lie down-
14:57And just steam.
14:58I don't really understand the plan of a sauna because you just get-
15:02hot without the tan.
15:03Do you see this?
15:04It's huge!
15:05This is what I thought I was getting, but no-
15:07Dudley is out to get me!
15:08I'm in a dress that I actually hate!
15:10I can't let my dad-
15:12I can't let my dad know that I'm gonna lose.
15:13Like, he cannot brag to me about him having the Matter Cup.
15:17I am not doing dishes.
15:18Salish is the worst when she wins the Matter Cup.
15:20It's like all she talks about, she just teases me.
15:22I hate dishes that I have to do for a whole week if I lose, so no.
15:24I'm not quitting.
15:25Honestly, I don't know what to say about-
15:27I love this family.
15:28Like, they're so weird.
15:29And the kid, like, I don't know what's going on.
15:32Oh my goodness.
15:33Hey, Salish!
15:34Oh my gosh!
15:35I am so sorry about the soup.
15:37I just got swept up in the moment.
15:38I didn't want to get into it.
15:39Oh, okay.
15:40So, um, I got you this.
15:42Oh, thank you.
15:43It was only, um, uh, four times more expensive than your dress.
15:46Oh, wow.
15:47I want to give this to you.
15:49Um, um, thank you.
15:50Just wear it around the house.
15:52Okay.
15:53I will.
15:54Make sure to wear it on your house.
15:55Thank you so much.
15:56Bye.
15:57Bye.
15:58Alright, I guess I'll wear it around the house.
16:00Having a good time, buddy?
16:01Yeah, it's a great time.
16:02See the bales of hay?
16:03They've got to go all the way up to the barn.
16:04I'll check back with you and see how you do.
16:06That's really steep.
16:07Tell me Salis is having a hard time.
16:09Did she quit yet, Collin?
16:10No.
16:11I would never be able to...
16:12to afford jewelry like this.
16:13And I never really wear jewelry like this, but it's kind of weird that Dudley
16:17gave it to me even though he just ratted me out.
16:19Alright, I think that was him ratted me out.
16:21Honestly, I...
16:22I have no idea what this family...
16:23Oh!
16:24Ow!
16:25Ow!
16:26Ow!
16:27I'm stuck.
16:28I'm actually stuck.
16:29Actually, Collin, I'm stuck.
16:30Seriously, Collin, I'm stuck.
16:31Ow!
16:32Are you kidding?
16:33This is my good black t-shirt.
16:35The only t-shirts you have are black.
16:37This is the good one.
16:38There's a pool right there.
16:39It's actually gorgeous.
16:40So I'm gonna go take a swim.
16:42I've got my pool bag.
16:43I'm all ready to go take a dip in the pool.
16:46Finally!
16:47I think being in a super fancy house is gonna be worth it because so far it has not been
16:52going well.
16:52But I think this pool is gonna be really fun.
16:54Once I'm in the pool, there's no way I'm quitting.
16:57I'm gonna lose the batter cup.
16:58Are you kidding me?
17:02I...
17:03That was close.
17:06No.
17:07That cup is mine.
17:08Team Jordan!
17:09We can do this!
17:10Go!
17:11Go!
17:12You might want to check in with Salish.
17:15This is gonna take a minute.
17:17That's halfway through one.
17:18I'm not gonna make it through this day.
17:20I gotta be honest.
17:21I mean, he's doing a lot...
17:22Better than I thought, honey.
17:23I still don't think he's gonna win the matter cup.
17:25She thinks she's like...
17:27Dudley.
17:28No.
17:29She's nothing like Dudley.
17:30Dudley's so precious.
17:32I think she's gonna win the matter cup.
17:33She's gonna quit any second now.
17:37What?
17:38Where are they?
17:39Hello?
17:40Do they not hear the bell?
17:41Hello?
17:42Where are you?
17:43Where's the help?
17:47Hello?
17:48Hello?
17:49Hello?
17:50Hello?
17:51Hello?
17:52Hello?
17:53Hello?
17:54Hello?
17:55Hello?
17:56Hello?
17:57It's Dizedit!
17:58There's big wateriese multitasking in theственhouse in the restaurant you are so loving it.
17:59I have been waiting for my drink way too long.
18:00Get in the sauna for 30 minutes!
18:00Give me that bottle!
18:01Give me that bottle!
18:02Go now!
18:05Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
18:11If it was me, I would have made him do it for an hour.
18:13Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
18:15rough day but I am NOT gonna quit cuz I'm sick of losing to my daughter alrighty guys
18:20time oh the water looks nice what do you think you're doing
18:25you cannot go in that water we do not touch that water that water is just for show that's water
18:30from the Dead Sea it's worth more than its estate but what do you mean it's a pool with water
18:35which people swim in because it's a pool with water no no no this pool is priceless it's
18:40beautiful to look at but not touch well what are we supposed to do just sit by the pool young lady
18:45where did you get that necklace um that's yours that's my
18:50necklace you stole my necklace what where did you get that young lady you
18:55house right now no excuses that um then
19:00was in my room and since you guys are so generous I thought it was like a
19:05gift for me you know cuz you guys are so sweet and just nice you know you guys
19:10are awesome that's no excuse no we are so
19:15generous obviously obviously but still you stole that and that is not okay I can go
19:20take it off take it off that's a family heirloom yes you need to take it off right now you take it off right now
19:25now you go upstairs young lady all right I'll go upstairs like I'm four again
19:30I can't believe her she's crazy do you know
19:35people will charge fifty dollars to clean out a horse stable fifty bucks man well guess what you're
19:40gonna do that for us today we're gonna save fifty dollars in that great oh I'm cleaning the stable absolutely
19:45oh good boy good boy you know what he does after he has lunch don't you takes a nap he takes
19:50a poop and that's where you come in Jordan yeah I think I'm gonna quit really soon
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20:00we will be dining precisely at one o'clock yes madam we'll be making Dudley his
20:05favorite lunch of course sir carry on thank you
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26:25shut up
26:26make me another one
26:27now
26:30that's how i feel about your stupid cake
26:33look at them
26:34i mean
26:35obviously they are so happy with their lifestyle but it's kind of kicking
26:40my butt a little bit so i've got a plan i know how to win the matter cup i am going to
26:45go to sleep and by the time i wake up in the morning salish will have already quit
26:50i'm sure of it
26:51hey guys sorry to interrupt you you're having a moment wow this has been fun
26:55huh
26:56yeah but i'll tell you what i'm tired i mean you guys put me to work you're right i'm gonna be sore tomorrow
27:00i was thinking of maybe turning in going to sleep early tonight
27:03yeah i mean where do i sleep
27:04you're gonna go down
27:05down the path
27:06you make a left at the oak tree go up about a hundred yards make a left then another shot
27:10right
27:11your bed's gonna be there and you're gonna sleep like a baby trust me
27:14yeah
27:15good morning first thing right here
27:16okay
27:17pass an oak tree i don't know what an oak tree is
27:20what's going on is that an oak tree
27:21no i don't think so
27:22how is there a bedroom here how did i end up here
27:24no
27:25yeah
27:26just trying to scare away the rattlesnakes
27:27yeah
27:28this better be a comfortable bedroom with an air conditioner
27:30because i'm already sticky and dirty again i can't make it all night unless i got a nice comfortable
27:35bed soft and squishy something like that would be awesome right now listen i'm the boss i'm the
27:40favorite so you gotta do whatever i say
27:42what happened
27:43you'll never make it as a rich kid you're not part of this
27:45family
27:46i don't even want to be in this family this family is so weird
27:50i lose to salish all the time i'm sick of it i'm not what it's right there
27:55oh is that it
27:57well maybe it's cool inside right either way i'm not quitting
28:00okay i'm gonna quit
28:05i am done but it's not official until i tell the family that i'm quitting which i'm gonna go do
28:10right now
28:11why are you yelling at me
28:12why are you yelling at me
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28:23why are you like 10 years old
28:24why are you yelling at me
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28:27why are you like 10 years old
28:28why are you yelling at me
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28:33How are we gonna get there?
28:34We should walk.
28:35Oh, shoot!
28:38I forgot my handbag.
28:39You call the Uber.
28:40I'll be right back.
28:41Make sure it's a VIP Uber!
28:43Okay, dare me one more time and I will.
28:46I dare you!
28:47If that's how it is,
28:48this is fun!
28:54I hope you like me.
28:56What did you do?!
28:58What did you do?!
28:59She always forgets her handbag and then comes back one minute later.
29:03This is ridiculous!
29:04I know!
29:05Poor kid!
29:06This is ridiculous!
29:07I know!
29:08He's an angel!
29:09Stop!
29:10He's not an angel.
29:11He's a devil.
29:12You have no idea who your kid is.
29:13I'm gonna quit!
29:14You know what?
29:15I'm gonna go take a swim in your pool.
29:16No!
29:17No!
29:18Okay, I checked out the bed.
29:20Really, uh, I don't think I could sleep there all night.
29:22Thank you for everything.
29:23You've done but I don't really think I'm as good a person as you guys are because I think
29:27I can't make...
29:28You've done...
29:29Hold on, I'm sorry.
29:30I'm getting a face...
29:31Dad, I just wanted to let you know that I...
29:33Quit!
29:34Not the pool!
29:35And I'm going for a swim!
29:36Ah!
29:37No!
29:38Oh my God!
29:39You have no idea what I'm doing!
29:40You're not a swim.
29:41No!
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29:43Really?
29:45What?
29:46Ah!
29:47She quit!
29:48She quit!
29:48She quit!
29:49She quit!
29:50She quit!
29:51You quit!
29:52Ah!
29:53I got the MatterCup!
29:54I got the MatterCup!
29:55I got the MatterCup!
29:56Ah!
29:57Ah!
29:58Woo!
29:59Woo!
30:00Moral of the story?
30:01Cake is good.
30:03Money doesn't buy happiness.
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