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00:00Today, my daughter Salish attempts to survive 24 hours with the world's strictest cheer coach.
00:07Again!
00:08Lift your leg higher!
00:09It doesn't go any higher!
00:11While someone tries to stop her from making the team.
00:14I think someone might be sabotaging me.
00:16And she's not a cheerleader.
00:18In my leg!
00:19Salish loves a challenge, so today she's going to attempt to join a professional cheer team.
00:24The coach is Jack Payne, and I've known him for years, so this should be really easy.
00:28Let's go.
00:28Okay, I'm going to stay here and watch, because I heard that Jack got super intense since he started coaching.
00:35Try harder!
00:36Do better!
00:38Try harder!
00:39You're never going to win Nationals like this!
00:42Whoa, they're good.
00:44What are you doing?
00:46Do better!
00:47Do you even want to win Nationals?
00:50You're late.
00:50Yo, Jack, what's up?
00:52I missed you.
00:52No high five.
00:53What happened to Jack?
00:54He used to be so nice.
00:55You know the consequences for not coming on time.
00:58Ten push-ups!
00:59What?
00:59Ten push-ups?
01:00Go!
01:00Right now!
01:01Hurry up!
01:02Why?
01:02She's one minute late.
01:03She has to do push-ups.
01:04Go!
01:05Oh my God!
01:05Don't ask questions!
01:07Slow!
01:08This isn't normal behavior.
01:09If your coach acts like this, find a different gym.
01:12Your hair's in the way.
01:13Put your hair up next time you get here.
01:14Um, okay.
01:15So the rule here is parents can attend the practice, but if they distract the cheerleaders, they
01:20have to leave.
01:21If you want to be on the cheer team, you've got to complete six cheer challenges or you're
01:25going to get slimed just like everybody else.
01:28I don't know what happened to Jack, but that is not good coaching.
01:31You don't just randomly slime an athlete.
01:33You make them do laps or something.
01:34That's going to be easy.
01:35I mean, I'm a gymnast and gymnastics is way harder than cheer.
01:38Wait, wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:41A bunch of cheerleaders and she says, gymnastics is harder, that is so Salish.
01:45They're not going to be happy with that.
01:47Come on, come on!
01:47Yeah, all right!
01:48First challenge, stick it.
01:50Okay.
01:52Sticky queen.
01:54No.
01:57You have to stick it or you won't be a national champion cheerleader.
02:00Okay.
02:01Just like gymnasts, they have to stick it too.
02:03Yeah, but they don't always stick it.
02:05Go!
02:05She's done stick it before.
02:06I think she's got this.
02:07you didn't even bring cheer shoes to practice that's weird you have to stick it in all three
02:12boxes or you're off the team okay is she seriously not gonna make the team if she can't hit a tiny
02:17little square that is so hard i am full on team salish today by the way come on salish you can
02:22do it salish come on nevermind you got it isn't the entire point of cheer that you support each
02:27other i'm seriously not sure about jack as a coach oh come on i knew she could do that one
02:35that was pure luck so then you got lucky too if you ever talk back to me like that again you're
02:40gonna have more conditioning go to the next box oh okay you gotta say come on say
02:46oh good job no no no no that was also luck okay and get your hair out of your face good luck with
02:56that jack salish's hair is always in her face hair off the face man hair off the face salish
03:02hair off the face your hair got your face hair off the face this is impossible for first-time
03:09cheerleaders to land in she's got to really focus on this one
03:12no way
03:20no no no no no no no no everybody stop even though jack is telling them not to support her they're
03:36doing it anyway and that is so awesome except that one girl she seems like she's not that happy
03:41i wonder what her deal is i just heard that the last challenge she's going to do is a
03:45which is one of the hardest parts of cheer it is so scary to fly them so i hope she can do it
03:50you are not worthy of staying on the team yet that was one challenge you got five more left
03:56that was so easy what are you talking about well if that one's easy they're only gonna get harder
04:00harder and harder yeah they are i'll be right back oh gymnast what happened to jack i've known him
04:08since i was like eight years old like what is wrong with him he's always been so nice and now he's just
04:13like really rude we want to be national champions if you're not a strict coach your team could lose
04:18i'm a sore loser if you're not first you're last you're so easy how bad could the rest of the
04:23challenges be the next thing we're doing unlike gymnastics is a team skill you have to sync your
04:29tumbling with somebody else that's so unfair we don't do that in gymnastics salish life is unfair
04:34all right line up tumbling in sync is not something gymnasts have to do you better pay attention or you're
04:40gonna go right out the front door that you came in ready five six seven eight sit one two three four
04:45five six seven eight one two clean yes girls oh wow they're good salish has to do
04:53that you saw how good that was yeah i can do that yeah you might be able to do it but can you do it
04:58syncing it with somebody and a banana come here you guys are about the same height you're gonna have
05:02to do two steps into it so five six seven eight one two two sets that makes it so easy so you're
05:08basically running into it well it sounds easy but if you don't think it was gonna be you what i knew
05:13it was gonna be easy you're really good see you got it you got it don't let him give you false
05:17confidence line up ready oh man i don't know put your hands like this ouch you gotta stay
05:23clean ready five six seven eight step one two what are you doing you messed her up she stopped
05:30jack is singling out salish and only criticizing her line up if you mess up you are completely
05:36kicked off the team not even fair she went first line up five six seven eight one two three four
05:42salish again five six seven eight one two three four five six i've had it with you she did one step
05:52i did two seven eight one two three you're supposed to sync with what she does i don't think anna or
06:00salish is messing up i think jack is not being clear what he wants but he's blaming only salish and that's
06:06so not fair so she's supposed to just know you're supposed to just know five push-ups go
06:11come on five push-ups why is she doing the push-up i want to do push-ups one step you can both do
06:16push-ups five push-ups you have ten oh you guys don't listen to your coach y'all literally do not
06:21want to win national i thought you said cheerleading was so easy it is that was easy i did it correctly
06:26since sales was little they know each other what the heck happened to jack two steps isn't working
06:31so let's try one ready at least he's giving them a second chance because this is really hard they've
06:37never partnered before sales she's never tumbled in sync with anybody before five six seven eight
06:42one two three four five six ah oh that looked good to me okay they're cheering yeah come on you did
06:51make it to the next challenge but again barely anna you nailed that sales you nailed it come on two down
06:57four to go your backhand swing was great yeah it was really good but you're landing
07:01with trash salish if we land like this we're gonna get a deduction and if we get a deduction
07:06we're not gonna win and that would all be because of the way you landed okay i thought it was perfect
07:10we totally i mean you did really well good job everybody go hydrate let's go it's important to
07:17stay hydrated yay come on get some water let's go so we just stand in line before we drink yeah he has
07:25to tell us when we can drink it um okay
07:30ew do not spit on the floor what is that obviously it's special electrolyte well it tastes like pickle
07:40juice you might smell like pickle juice but it doesn't taste like pickle juice who would put pickle
07:44juice in her water bottle get hydrated come on no it's actually pickle juice you know what you're
07:49gonna get in big trouble i don't care if i get kicked out this is not okay jack jack dude seriously
07:54come on man somebody obviously put pickle juice in a bottle get out of here she's the middle of
07:58practice right now don't be a crazy cheer parent go back in the lobby just no no no no you know what
08:03we do to cheer dad go cheer cheer is the best yay fist pound cheer we i don't like being a cheer dad
08:15you got to work on your abs because cheerleaders have abs you don't i did you know what go
08:20hurry actually how old are you 14 now yes you got 14 go you're getting slower every year you get older
08:26one excuse me two you got 14 hurry up and get back to practice keep going i think he just hates
08:33thinness watch out sandy is that actually pickle juice who would have done that oh m g that is
08:41that's so messed up
08:43i just finished conditioning i think someone might be sabotaging
08:56me i'm in pickle juice for water i know the taste of electrolytes so that's not it next we're gonna
09:01do stunting we need to figure out if you're a flyer or you're a base first we're gonna see if salish
09:06can base yeah we will marquion is gonna fly guys i don't think this is gonna work i believe in you
09:12salish you got this salish is so lucky markel is here she'd probably be off the team by now if he
09:17wasn't here and markel hits the floor salish has 10 push-ups what don't trap me i don't want to
09:22touch anybody's feet line up get a smush ready ready are you okay are you okay he hit the floor
09:32you know what two laps around the gym go hurry you're the one that dropped him go i definitely
09:36don't think she's gonna be a base yeah i feel like she should definitely fly she needs to learn how to
09:42base too salish get back we're actually looking for a flyer we need to test your flying skills
09:48sir why did you make me do that if you don't know what the bases are going through how are you
09:51going to know how to help them in the air that's right salish is such a queen challenges are only
09:56going to get harder but transitioning from gymnastics to cheer is not easy but she's going to kill it i
10:00know she is because she's the queen if you want to make this team this is your only chance okay do
10:05you think you can fly i hope so salish she doesn't get scared i'm a little scared yeah i'm just like don't
10:11drop her you got it getting a smush what even is a smush you don't remember you just based a smush
10:19if you do not hit this stunt you are off the team okay you got it ready one two dip
10:25oh oh you gotta hit a high v lock your elbows out they're locked out as much as they can go and are
10:33you chewing gum while you're flying no get down you have a consequence you have a cut did you just
10:40spit gum in your paws no show me your hand let me see the other hand told you i'm gonna get you
10:47next time do you think you're done it's actually about to get even harder right now you have to do
10:53a flexibility position if you fall in under 10 seconds you're done um okay why do you not seem
10:58scared i think i can do that what salish is about to do next is one of the hardest parts of cheerleading
11:03so she's definitely about to get kicked off the team i'm a flyer as well if she joins the team
11:08i'm gonna get kicked off no more laughing let's go ready five six seven eight stand up stand up
11:14stand up tom don't look down okay fix your high v fix your high v oh boom squeeze i can't squeeze
11:23anymore and now hit your arabesque go oh she's doing arabesque there okay this is hard you have 10
11:28seconds i'm counting keep going lift your leg higher it doesn't go any higher how do you hold an arabesque
11:34for 10 seconds she's not a cheerleader guys you're gonna lose for us two seconds left and good you
11:40can come down i mean i mean i mean boom that's my little girl no no no no no no no no we're celebrating
11:48too early she didn't get the touchdown yet your toe was flexed your arms were bent you may have stayed
11:54up there but it wasn't perfect i think it was pretty impressive yeah that was really good round of applause
11:58for sailors you have even harder challenges coming up if you're going to be on this team
12:03what is up with that cheerleader she seems like mad or something y'all done okay take five
12:08you stay your challenges are not done yet you have a few left and they're only getting harder what okay
12:14whoa wait what was that i don't know are you are you are you getting tagged they probably have their
12:21phone on no i just heard a beep from behind you what's over there no yes you do no i don't how do i know
12:27i don't have my phone i hear a beep i'm not crazy phone i don't have my phone on me you're not
12:32supposed to be on your phone at practice everybody's on their phone why not hand it over
12:36they're on their phone they're not trying to make the team you are i don't have my phone okay give me
12:41it right now i don't believe you say i wouldn't check the text though don't check the let me see
12:45your phone no no no you're texting someone you cannot check your text okay she checked the text
12:51give me your phone i'm gonna text everyone back and tell them you're finished what my phone
12:56i don't care about your phone that's just not fair like that's actually not fair everybody's
13:02on their phone he's giving her a hard time for being on her phone if you disobey me you're gonna
13:06have more conditioning i don't care i don't care if the president's texting you you want more
13:11conditioning put your phone down what is this 10 push-ups 10 sit-ups actually because your leg lifts
13:17were lacking bro hurry up go come on jack that is not fair she's got to check them what if something's
13:24wrong that's just not fair you know what we do to cheer dads that come in here and try to stop
13:28our world champion team from practicing what you call yourself an athlete 30 seconds why are you even
13:36budging jordan somebody has to be sabotaging me i mean who was texting me so much i came from an
13:42unknown number and i mean it could be jack ball i know he wasn't because he was right there i thought
13:48you were a baseball player i'm not the athlete why am i getting punished what in the world do you
13:53even have a matter cup for if you're not even strong this is what happens to cheer dads that try
13:58to come in and mess with practice okay sorry i'm sorry jack no keep holding it why am i even doing
14:03this i'm not trying out for the team somebody has to be sabotaging me so i'm just gonna figure out who
14:08it is do you think cheerleading is easier than gymnastics yes no yes yes gymnastics is harder
14:14okay well then you have to hold that for another today i don't care another 20 seconds can we be
14:19done i'm getting up there too okay okay cheers harder cheers harder jack used to be cool but now he's
14:25being really annoying used to be nice like four years ago but i don't know what happened it's obvious
14:30that there's somebody here who has no interest in salish being their teammate pickle juice in her water
14:34and then sending her texts to get her in trouble what's next next challenge you have five minutes
14:38to write a cheer and perform it with the team what time starts now wait what you got it say you better
14:45work i don't know if she's gonna pass this challenge i'm not sure if she's any good at writing cheers
14:50much less choreographing a dance and then having them all do it in five minutes this is hard
14:57this is hard i don't do cheer you have three minutes and 20 seconds hurry up salish
15:01all done i got it do you want to see my dance you do the dance already right i think that one
15:08cheerleader that's obviously not liking salish is sabotaging her oh no ma'am no ma'am we need this
15:14let's go guys we gotta get this done we need three minutes i already have a choreography no let's not
15:20that's not choreography here we go what about this scratch that as well scratch that as well i am so
15:25happy markel is here because he's absolutely supporting her the whole time she is so lucky she knows
15:30people on this team you know how hard this would be with jack as her coach if she didn't know anyone
15:34now i got this so you're gonna go snappy thingy then the other snappy thingy and then you're gonna
15:38go hand thingy then you're gonna go clean thingy so it's gonna go hand thingy v thing knee floor hit
15:48that floor snappy thing other snappy thing clappy thing and clean thing wow let's go you got it you got
15:57it i don't think those were the official cheer terms okay we've got it time let's see the performance
16:10oh my gosh everybody did so good whoa whoa whoa whoa everyone did good you did okay that was good
16:20that was really good salish yeah that cheerleader mar i think is her name is absolutely sabotaging
16:30salish like there's no doubt about it i'm keeping my eye on her that was really good yeah it was
16:35you haven't passed all the challenges to earn that snap yet you have two more challenges left
16:40and they're so hard you're gonna want to quit okay four down two to go and then my little girl is
16:45officially on a cheer team i'm really concerned for salish the last challenge is so hard even
16:50really experienced cheerleaders have a hard time doing it next challenge you gotta learn to trust
16:55your teammates so you're doing a trust fall oh no not a trust fall oh i okay that's no problem but
17:04there's a catch you're gonna be eight feet in the air what and if you hit the ground you're off the team
17:08but that's their job well it's partly your job too if you flinch you're off the team okay line up
17:14you got this listen to brit follow through i will catch you you got this you can trust me let's go say
17:23let's go say you got it stay tight
17:28trust falls are like my least favorite thing i don't
17:31no flinching or you're off the team come on say you got it okay
17:35three two one get no flinching
17:54scared me i don't know why trust falls freaked me out this is the final challenge for you to make the
17:59team and it's the hardest one yet what is on her back go line up for your basket wait are you trying
18:06to taunt me what is that turn around what is that what do you mean gymnastics is better what's
18:11that no no what's that line up do your basket right now i didn't put that there what does he
18:17think did she put a sign on her own back to taunt him oh come on jack i'm not sure i think you
18:22might have put that there well obviously somebody's trying to sabotage me why would i put this there
18:28this is not even my writing that writing is sloppy which one of you did it i know somebody
18:34anna was it you markel was it you was it you i don't know i want you on our team
18:41this is not fair who is messing with my daughter somebody in this gym is seriously messing with her
18:46well one of you wants me off the team that would be me but i know i didn't put that there let's do this
18:52if she can complete one more challenge salish is officially a cheerleader let's go little girl
18:56you've been practicing the entire day but it could all be for nothing because right now you
19:01have to do baskets which is going to be the hardest challenge by far not a basket catch okay i've heard
19:06those are really dangerous let's just get started then line up right now hurry up slaylish oh no not
19:12that again she slay lished this challenge final challenge you only have one chance to make it 10 feet
19:18in the air in the basket or you can leap what 10 feet that's a lot but okay i mean why do you seem
19:24nervous and scared you can just quit right now i'm not scared are you sure yeah all right line up one
19:29chance you got it salish i'm not sure if i'm okay with this you got this salish baskets are the last
19:35thing slay down and eat it up you have not earned your snap yet you have to hit the basket she's going to
19:42hit it oh this is the hardest thing to do as a new cheerleader i just i don't even want to watch
19:51wait where's mar going i knew it she's just leaving her when she needs her more than ever that is not
19:56okay i don't know if she's gonna make it you got it i don't know i don't actually think i feel okay
20:03about this she could literally hit the ceiling okay okay i got it ready you got it don't worry
20:0910 feet in the air is super scary you can still quit now all right this is your last chance salish
20:14ready hold on no we no actually no excuse me i'm sorry five six seven eight are you sure this is okay
20:23what are you doing i'm scared i'm sorry are you saying if you go on the floor again she's off the
20:29team and it's your fault get out of here oh man gosh jack just manhandled me i'm gonna stay back here
20:3610 feet or you're off let's do it
20:42here we go five six seven eight one
20:46eight one
20:58wait that was so good
21:01wait wait wait wait wait wait
21:07okay i guess we're done
21:08Salish! Salish! Salish! Salish! Salish!
21:12Excuse me. I have a delivery for Coach Payne.
21:16Oh, that's me.
21:17Coach Payne here.
21:17Yeah, I got a happy birthday delivery for you.
21:20Oh, it's not my birthday.
21:21Yeah, it's for Coach Payne.
21:23Where?
21:23Oh!
21:24Oh!
21:25Oh my gosh!
21:28What? What the heck?
21:29Delivery from Salish.
21:31Salish!
21:31Whatever.
21:32That was not me.
21:33Oh, no way. Salish would not do that.
21:34Salish, that's it!
21:36You're never coming back to this!
21:37Wait, wait, wait, wait. I know who did this.
21:40Who?
21:40It was Markel.
21:41Markel?
21:42No, I did not.
21:43What? I got you on camera.
21:45I didn't.
21:46What's Markel do mean?
21:47Oh my gosh, I can't believe I got this on video.
21:49Come here.
21:49Oh!
21:53No way!
21:54I know, right? That was so...
21:57Even though I might lose my spot on the team,
21:59I think you did really good.
22:00Thank you so much.
22:01Wait, thank you, but I think I might stick with gymnastics instead.
22:05Wait, what?
22:05Nice to see you guys.
22:06Nice to see you.
22:06We actually need you.
22:08We need you.
22:09Seriously, say all day?
22:11You're not even going to join the team?
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