00:00We end people now we end people now our show every day with a segment called one last thing
00:04I want you to say the first thing that comes to your head when I ask you these questions
00:07I know you love this. Oh boy. What was the last video game that you spent an entire weekend playing?
00:12I know you're a video game. Battlefield. Okay, Battlefield. Last romantic date night two weeks ago. Where'd you go?
00:18I don't do date nights. I drive during the day
00:22Okay, we'll interpret that however last time you use your humor as a weapon
00:27As I hear it can be. Two nights ago. Okay, any context for that? No, the person is dead
00:34It's a fatal weapon. It is a fatal weapon of humor. Last time you cuddled up to a cute smelly dog
00:39Which I hear you're also a huge fan. Oh, yesterday the daily show is a dog office
00:43So we have 12 dogs running around all the time
00:46So there is always always a cute smelly dog for you to hug at my office
00:49Last time your superstar status landed you a major perk. I got invited to the Met Gala. Are you kidding?
00:55Oh my gosh. I saw the picture with Rihanna and everything else. That is that is life. There you have it folks
00:59My goodness. That's why I do everything I do. Life goals. To take a picture with Rihanna
01:02With Rihanna. Me too. Last time a joke made you laugh so hard you cried
01:07Right now
01:09Oh wait two days two days ago. I think it was it was a random guy in the street
01:14I forget what the joke was, but it just came out of nowhere
01:16He tapped me on the shoulder and then he said it and then I just I laughed and then he walked away
01:20I think it might have been jesus
01:22Okay
01:24Final one last time you were starstruck
01:26Last time I was starstruck again at the Met Gala. I mean, it's everyone. It's Rihanna. I met Rihanna
01:30I'm not gonna act like there's nothing to top that
01:32No, there's nothing that tops that
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