00:00Do you wash your legs when you take a shower? You know what? First of all, is that even a question?
00:07What else are you doing in the shower besides cleaning your body? Don't answer that. Who, what, and how?
00:14I'm sad that I'm even having this conversation. These are my human legs or chicken legs.
00:18Because we know there is a certain group of people that don't wash either one.
00:23Um, take me back to the legs question. There is a smooth 20% of people walking around with dirty, old, unwashed, nasty legs.
00:34Statistically speaking, you're in the presence of one of them. And if they ain't washing their legs, you know they ain't washing their feet.
00:40Oh, God. Ever heard of gray bottoms? These is gray bottoms. These is dirty feet.
00:45This woman said, I do not, in all caps, unless I'm shaving. And I feel vindicated and confident that my skin's essential oils are intact.
00:55Miss, you know what's not intact? Your common sense. Wash your legs, wash your kids, and wash your husband.
01:02Someone who has the nerve to call herself a queen said, I feel like my legs don't get dirty.
01:07You know what I feel like? Beyonce. But am I? A little bit. But like, not, no, I'm not.
01:14Feelings ain't facts, miss. Ooh, child, the dirt. You non-leg washers are definitely the same people who don't use washcloths.
01:22That's nasty.
01:23Rachel Dolezal is somewhere with her washcloth, right now, swinging it around, talking about power to the people.
01:30We use washcloths, right? Us. We. Now, I'm not saying it's a race thing, but she is.
01:37You're asking what the point of this is. It's to actually get the dirt off of your body.
01:42Go tell it on the mountain. A mood, a spokesperson, a mouthpiece.
01:50If you don't know why leg washing is important, allow me to over-explain it to you.
01:56Because cleanliness doesn't stop at your waist. Is that enough of an explanation?
02:01You nasties. Clean your legs and your feet and behind your ears because that is a very distinct scent.
02:08You know, black people will clean everything. Every surface, every piece of meat.
02:13We will clean the air. We will sage this entire space to be sure there ain't no evil spirits making their way up all up and through here.
02:22Cleanliness is next to blackliness.
02:25Until the next great debate about what to wash and what to leave dirty, I'm Danielle Young and this is The Overexplainer Reacts.
02:33Come on, guys.
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