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A look at Kevin Hart best roles of his career.
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00:00I hate this guy.
00:19Check this out. First of all, you're throwing too many big words at me.
00:22Okay, now, because I don't understand them, I'm going to take them as disrespect.
00:25Watch your mouth and help me with the saying.
00:28Rats are outside, mice are inside.
00:30Yo, but what if a mouse goes outside? Does it become a rat?
00:32And if a rat is in the house, is it a mouse?
00:34I ain't never seen no mouse outside. That's what I'm saying.
00:36That's because it's a rat, fool!
00:37Hey! Yeah, you might have just made a fact just now. That's some real shit.
00:40You know what I'm saying, Clayton? I'll show you Clayton!
00:42You better tell me what I'm saying! You better tell me what I'm saying!
00:44You better tell me what I'm saying! You better tell me what I'm saying!
00:48This is only one way back, bro. Through intensive care.
00:52Bro.
00:54Was that the last bro? Because if it wasn't, I'll talk.
00:56Alright, guys. The game is what you want. The game is what you're going to get.
01:00You want to play?
01:01I said, let him go!
01:02I said, Greg.
01:11Man, I want you to look at this video.
01:12What's this?
01:13This video is going viral. It's got over, like, a million views right now.
01:16You don't know what I mean by going viral?
01:18Razor, you know what YouTube is?
01:20Neither one of you know what viral means.
01:22What type of two? Out of touch? Oh my...
01:24Hey.
01:25Hey. Hey.
01:26Sorry. No, no. Sorry. I'm calling for it.
01:27Don't look into me.
01:28You look at the part, you read the names, and you look at me and you close your eyes.
01:32Look at me. Don't look at me. Look at me. That was a test. You failed.
01:37Oh shit!
01:39What the fuck is that?
01:41This is crazy. I can't handle this.
01:43I'm crazy.
01:44I can't handle this.
01:45It's on my hands.
01:46It's on my hands.
01:47It's on my hands.
01:48It's on my hands.
01:49It's on my hands.
01:50It's on my hands.
01:51It's on my hands.
01:52It's on my hands.
01:53The food is vile.
01:54You hear me?
01:55Bitch can not cook.
01:56Whatever you do, you do not swallow the fucking food.
01:58What you're going to do is this.
01:59You're waiting.
02:00You're not looking.
02:01Spit it in the bag.
02:02Get low.
02:03Put it in the fucking bag.
02:04Put all that shit in the trash.
02:05Do it fast cause the food will eat through the bag and she'll smell it.
02:07Alright?
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