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Kevin Hart Acting My Age Trailer HD - Plot synopsis: Returning for his fifth Netflix comedy special, Kevin Hart is acting his age...kind of. Don't miss Kevin Hart: Acting My Age November 24th. Only on Netflix.

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00:00Let's go!
00:07I'm not the same man that I used to be.
00:0945 is different.
00:10All we talk about now is injuries and medicine.
00:13This is real shit.
00:14Getting injured after 40, you do not make it back to 100%.
00:18Look at this arm.
00:19All the way up.
00:20See that?
00:21Not this side.
00:22There it is.
00:23Right there.
00:24Show the doctor.
00:25You know what the doctor said?
00:26Just use the other side.
00:27I said, bitch, fix it!
00:30These younger kids get hurt.
00:31They bounce right back.
00:32I was playing basketball.
00:33One of the kids twisted his ankle.
00:34Pow!
00:35I said, oh, shit!
00:36You know how you fix it in real time?
00:37You bent down, tied your shoe up tight.
00:39Jumped up.
00:40You can't do no shit like that after 40.
00:45Your ankle hit that court.
00:46The next day, you in that boot.
00:48I thought you twisted your ankle.
00:50Turns out it's my meniscus and my Achilles.
00:53They say I'm out for eight months.
00:54Eight months?
00:55You didn't even play!
00:58Older you get, the less you can have.
01:01Old people don't give a fuck.
01:02Come on, Grandpa.
01:03You know you can't eat that salt.
01:04Motherfucker, I know.
01:06I love the spicy chicken sandwich from Chick's Filet.
01:08Every time I eat that sandwich, it comes out my ass like a buckshot.
01:11One shot.
01:12I don't even look back.
01:13I know it's a mess.
01:14I know.
01:15I got a fear of hurting myself to the point where I can't move,
01:19but I fall underneath the shower head,
01:21and the water keeps coming down,
01:23and I gotta sit there and fight for my life.
01:26It's six hours, and I'm like...
01:36That's how they find me, with a little dick,
01:38because I've been in the fucking water for six hours.
01:40Shoot me, man!
01:49I just felt like that.
01:51I'm gonna fall underneath it.
01:52I'm gonna go out here and put a little booty.
01:54Let's jump right there, sir.
01:55Let me back.
01:57Who's gonna have to do that?
01:58Who's gonna have to do you?
01:59Now?
02:00Who's gonna have to do that?
02:01I can't do that.
02:02Who has to do that?
02:03I can't do it.
02:04I can't do it.
02:05You can't do it.
02:06I can't do it.
02:07I can't do it.
02:09Hey, I can't do it.
02:11Uh, yeah.
02:12I can't do it.
02:14I can't do it.
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