Kevin Hart Acting My Age

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Kevin Hart Acting My Age Trailer HD - Plot synopsis: Returning for his fifth Netflix comedy special, Kevin Hart is acting his age...kind of. Don't miss Kevin Hart: Acting My Age November 24th. Only on Netflix.

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00:00Let's go!

00:07I'm not the same man that I used to be.

00:0945 is different.

00:10All we talk about now is injuries and medicine.

00:13This is real shit.

00:14Getting injured after 40, you do not make it back to 100%.

00:18Look at this arm.

00:19All the way up.

00:20See that?

00:21Not this side.

00:22There it is.

00:23Right there.

00:24Show the doctor.

00:25You know what the doctor said?

00:26Just use the other side.

00:27I said, bitch, fix it!

00:30These younger kids get hurt.

00:31They bounce right back.

00:32I was playing basketball.

00:33One of the kids twisted his ankle.

00:34Pow!

00:35I said, oh, shit!

00:36You know how you fix it in real time?

00:37You bent down, tied your shoe up tight.

00:39Jumped up.

00:40You can't do no shit like that after 40.

00:45Your ankle hit that court.

00:46The next day, you in that boot.

00:48I thought you twisted your ankle.

00:50Turns out it's my meniscus and my Achilles.

00:53They say I'm out for eight months.

00:54Eight months?

00:55You didn't even play!

00:58Older you get, the less you can have.

01:01Old people don't give a fuck.

01:02Come on, Grandpa.

01:03You know you can't eat that salt.

01:04Motherfucker, I know.

01:06I love the spicy chicken sandwich from Chick's Filet.

01:08Every time I eat that sandwich, it comes out my ass like a buckshot.

01:11One shot.

01:12I don't even look back.

01:13I know it's a mess.

01:14I know.

01:15I got a fear of hurting myself to the point where I can't move,

01:19but I fall underneath the shower head,

01:21and the water keeps coming down,

01:23and I gotta sit there and fight for my life.

01:26It's six hours, and I'm like...

01:36That's how they find me, with a little dick,

01:38because I've been in the fucking water for six hours.

01:40Shoot me, man!

01:49I just felt like that.

01:51I'm gonna fall underneath it.

01:52I'm gonna go out here and put a little booty.

01:54Let's jump right there, sir.

01:55Let me back.

01:57Who's gonna have to do that?

01:58Who's gonna have to do you?

01:59Now?

02:00Who's gonna have to do that?

02:01I can't do that.

02:02Who has to do that?

02:03I can't do it.

02:04I can't do it.

02:05You can't do it.

02:06I can't do it.

02:07I can't do it.

02:09Hey, I can't do it.

02:11Uh, yeah.

02:12I can't do it.

02:14I can't do it.

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