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The hit Seth MacFarlane series faced cancellation in the early 2000s, but is currently in its 17th season.
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00:00Right, I have to walk down these stairs to one day I wore heels.
00:12Who's the biggest, toughest guy in this house?
00:15Well, I don't like to toot my own horn, but I believe I hold the distinction of...
00:19Nope. Sorry. Kevin Bacon wasn't in Footloose.
00:23What? Of course he was.
00:24No, he wasn't. You lose.
00:30Uh, yes. Telegram for hungover. Yes, I'll sign for that. Thank you very much. Oh, boy.
00:37How was your night, Stewie?
00:38Ugh, get your own life, bro. Get off my sack.
00:41Easy, easy, easy, easy. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
00:46No, no, no, no, twist it.
00:47I am.
00:47I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table.
00:50I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Lois had placed in front of me.
00:54Of course, I'd never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking, but somehow I think she knew.
00:59It smells kind of gamey in here.
01:01Swap, swipe, swipe, swipe, swipe, swipe, swipe, swipe.
01:03Oh, can I try some Red Bull?
01:05I'm again, can you try some Red Bull?
01:07Chris, I take it as an insult if you didn't. Here you go, have some cans.
01:09One, two, three, four, five, one.
01:11What's the scene, Ollie?
01:12Everybody looks like ants!
01:13It was my understanding that everyone had heard.
01:16Heard what?
01:16Fly it out!
01:19Uh, you got my money?
01:20Huh?
01:20Oh, yeah, I'll pay you soon.
01:22Yeah, well, um, here's a suggestion.
01:24Um, have the money by tomorrow and there won't be any problems.
01:28Huh?
01:28The bright, exuberant eyes that I had fallen in love with were now beginning to grow dull and listless with the long fatigue of a weary life.
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