00:00Je suis Tiffany Haddish.
00:01Certains vous carcassés me reconnaîtes des Oscars.
00:04Check out le trailer pour notre nouveau film,
00:06«Nobody's Fool ».
00:12Si je close cette affaire,
00:13je vais être la première femme de la compagnie de la compagnie.
00:17Hi, Mom.
00:18Hey, darling.
00:19Listen, c'est ta chérie.
00:21Elle est en train de sortir.
00:22Si tu pouvais prendre elle, je t'apprécie.
00:24What time?
00:24What time, honey?
00:26C'est en prison.
00:27You get there when you can, like the song said.
00:31Hey, girl, hey.
00:32Free her ass, free her ass.
00:35I'm about to go out here and shake this ass.
00:37Can we go to the club?
00:40Ooh, this is nice.
00:44They don't smell like roaches in here or nothing.
00:46How you get sparkles in the back of an animal?
00:49What is this, a cat bear?
00:51I need a job.
00:52Won't you just work here?
00:53Oh, that's what's up.
00:55Yeah, that is so dope.
00:56Uh, where it says sex?
00:58What you want me to put right there?
00:59What you want to put?
01:00Plenty.
01:01Hey!
01:02I make sexes from my exes.
01:04My sister is a bit much.
01:06How can I help you?
01:07I do what they say.
01:08You've been standing in line all this time
01:10and you don't know what you want.
01:11Okay, you can just stand right there and think about it.
01:13Who is this?
01:15Charlie.
01:16Charlie.
01:17He is an amazing guy.
01:19She met him online a year ago, but she's never even seen him.
01:22It seems too good to be true.
01:24If the man looks too good to be true, he is.
01:27You're being catfished.
01:29So the dude ain't real?
01:31No, the dude ain't real.
01:32He could be anybody.
01:34We need to go and find this son of a bitch who catfished me.
01:37And we gon' tear his ass up.
01:40This should be good.
01:41Like that.
01:42I'm his sister in the town.
01:44I'm my girl.
01:45He's still fighting.
01:46Is she serious?
01:47Girl, I got his address.
01:50We gon' do this tonight.
01:52We gon' need a saw.
01:53Some plastic.
01:54Burner foam.
01:55I gotta go to the bathroom.
01:56That's good.
01:57You need to go ahead and let all the liquids out,
01:58because you don't want to leave no DNA.
02:00You're not helping.
02:01Every time you try to kill him, man, you gon' squirt a little pee.
02:03I know that for sure.
02:09Mama, it's Tonya.
02:10Who?
02:11It's Tonya.
02:12Oh, no.
02:12Tonya no here.
02:13Mama, I know it's you.
02:15This connection is so rickety.
02:17Hello?
02:18What?
02:19Mama, you in the window.
02:20I'm sorry, what?
02:21We not on no cell phone, ma.
02:23I can't hear you, baby.
02:24I can't hear.
02:25Mama!
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