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Kpop Demon Hunters
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00:00Welcome to the vlog! Guys, I don't even know. Things get weird, real fast.
00:06So, I bought new shower curtains from the furniture store today.
00:10Yeah, and now I feel uncomfortable taking a shower. Patrick keeps staring at me.
00:15Don't worry, he's seen worse in Bikini Bottom.
00:19Meanwhile...
00:19Wait, are you seriously inside that tiny doghouse right now?
00:23Relax, I'm just testing a theory. Minimal space brings maximum peace of mind.
00:28Right, or maybe you're just trying to save on rent again.
00:35Baby's been scanning the aisles for the perfect straight line so he can finally let go of the cart and see what happens.
00:42I told her we're here for bread. She heard adventure. Now she's hunting snacks.
00:54Alright everyone, it's Mystery's birthday. We blindfolded him.
00:57Even though, let's be honest, he couldn't see anyway.
01:03Yeah, his bangs have been doing that job for years.
01:06Four hundred and something. I stopped counting a long time ago.
01:10Mystery! Hurry up and blow the candles!
01:15Jinu, are you already recording me?
01:17Yeah, bro. I'm filming you.
01:18Guess who I just met outside the mall?
01:21Yeah, Spongebob himself.
01:24He said he's giving me free Krabby Patties for life.
01:27If I move to a pineapple.
01:29Mira wanted to take us to a vegan restaurant.
01:31So now we're sitting in KFC.
01:33And he's already halfway through his second bucket like it's a survival mission.
01:37The next day.
01:38After lunch at KFC, I thought it'd be fun to take Abby to a real chicken farm.
01:44Big mistake.
01:45Now he feels sorry for all the chickens.
01:48And wants to adopt them.
01:49Yeah, from now on, I'm vegan.
01:52Emotionally.
01:53Still eating wings though.
01:54One hour later.
01:56Jinu, what the hell is wrong with you?
01:58Why did you leave your dirty socks on my pillow again?
02:02Do I have to tell you a hundred times?
02:04Like you're some kind of little kid.
02:06Rumi, Rumi, calm down.
02:09This is just how I show my love for you.
02:11Everything around me seems to celebrate my perfection.
02:14Look at those pigeons over there.
02:15Such graceful creatures.
02:17They can sense greatness.
02:19A few moments later.
02:21Romance.
02:22Say something to your fans on camera.
02:24How much do you love pigeons?
02:26Meanwhile.
02:27Look at this beautiful breakfast mystery made for me.
02:30When I showed it to Rumi, she laughed and called him an idiot.
02:34I don't know.
02:35I think she's just jealous.
02:37All right.
02:38One selfie before Rumi splashes everyone again.
02:41Shut up.
02:42I didn't even touch the water yet.
02:44Yeah, but give her 10 seconds and we're all drenched.
02:4810 seconds.
02:49That's optimistic.
02:50I give her three.
02:52Guys, don't ask why I'm lying in bed with a measuring tape.
02:55I just needed to check the size of my mattress.
02:58I'm planning to buy a new one.
03:00Anyway, I'm just kind of sad.
03:02Meanwhile.
03:02Genu, don't look at me like that.
03:05It's my watermelon day, okay?
03:08I'm buying them for training.
03:10Who needs the gym when you've got 10 perfect juicy dumbbells right here?
03:15Guess who's going to spend the night in the bathroom?
03:17Abby's turned into a watermelon man.
03:21I hope he's happy.
03:22No one's told him yet that watermelons have zero protein.
03:26But hey, I'm not going to ruin his vibe just yet.
03:29Mystery, do you know why I brought you to this section?
03:31Uh, because you ran out of ideas for date locations.
03:35Nope.
03:36I just thought you'd feel at home, surrounded by mops with the same haircut.
03:40You, you little...
03:41I'm Thomas, the little engine.
03:44And I've got an important mission to do today.
03:49Yeah, Genu.
03:50We all know you're quite the little train.
03:52Meanwhile.
03:53You know, I just wanted a quick bath.
03:56And now it looks like I've started a shampoo apocalypse.
03:59There's foam everywhere.
04:00If I disappear, tell them I went out in bubbles.
04:03I just made a smoothie for Genu.
04:05It was supposed to be his breakfast.
04:08Well, it still is, technically.
04:10He'll just have to eat it off the kitchen instead of from a bowl.
04:14So, baby's vacuuming again.
04:16Nothing unusual, except for the part where Shrek's face is on the vacuum.
04:20I swear.
04:20If it suddenly says, get out of my swamp, I'm running.
04:24I told him to iron one shirt.
04:26Just one.
04:27Yeah, well, apparently the shirt wasn't strong enough to survive that.
04:32Bro, next time, just wear it burned.
04:34It's your style now.
04:35Meanwhile.
04:36Guys, try my soup.
04:38I added the salt by eye.
04:39Hope you like it.
04:40No, Mystery.
04:41We don't like it.
04:43Stop adding stuff by eye.
04:44You can't even see.
04:45That's not even your soup.
04:47I made it.
04:48You just ruined it with salt while I was gone.
04:51I've been wandering malls with Mira for two hours.
04:55I'm exhausted.
04:55I hate this whole thing.
04:57You idiot.
04:58I've called you to the fitting room three times already.
05:01Don't you get the hint?
05:02I asked Abby to order sushi from his phone because my internet was down.
05:06That man somehow bought five soy sauces and one scoop of rice.
05:11Like, was he trying to feed me soy sauce?
05:14He totally killed my dinner.
05:15Bobby said he had a few pizzas left.
05:22I didn't expect this.
05:25Yeah, I made some small changes at home.
05:28Now my couch, my curtains, and my soul, all pepperoni.
05:32The next day.
05:33Mystery, wait.
05:35Slow down.
05:36Let me drive instead.
05:37You can't even see the road with that giant bang in your face.
05:41We were having a Mario party.
05:45But guess what?
05:46No Luigi had in stock.
05:48So now it's just two Marios, one pizza disaster, and me questioning all my life choices.
05:55Mira just argued with the cashier for 30 minutes because she thought he overcharged her one dollar.
06:03Correction.
06:03He didn't think fast enough.
06:05Now he's unemployed, and I'm one dollar richer.
06:08Justice served.
06:09Mystery hates spending money.
06:11So now he makes everything himself.
06:13Even juice.
06:14Mira says she likes it.
06:16But that's only because she doesn't know it's a footmaid special.
06:19Because of my bangs, I've stopped seeing where I'm even going.
06:23That's why I decided to cut it today.
06:26It's gonna be pure satisfaction for me.
06:29So, we're at the water park, and Mira showed up in rain boots.
06:33Actual rain boots.
06:34I don't see the problem.
06:36I just want to leave this place exactly how I came.
06:38Clean, dry, and proud.
06:41Then why the hell did you come to a water park?
06:43Just helping out around the house.
06:45Mira asked me to wash the dishes, so I figured the washing machine.
06:49is perfect for that.
06:50Once this cycle's done, I'll toss in the frying pan.
06:53Keep the momentum going.
06:55One hour later.
06:57All right.
06:57One quick spin for the vlog.
06:59If you spin this thing too fast, I'm suing you.
07:03Do it, Genu!
07:04I want to see her fly off like a boomerang.
07:07Perfect.
07:08I'll title the video, Mira's First and Last Ride.
07:12Say cheese!
07:13The bravest cowboy in the park, right here.
07:16Cowboy?
07:17This horse doesn't even move.
07:19Yeah, but you look like you're riding straight into embarrassment.
07:25Winner of this round gets bragging rights and free lunch all week.
07:29Deal.
07:30But when I win, I'm ordering sushi, steak, and dessert every day.
07:36Perfect.
07:37When I win, you're eating air.
07:39Morning vlog.
07:46Today we're testing a new look.
07:48Apparently, Angry Grandma Goes Spa Day.
07:51It's called self-care, genius.
07:54Some of us actually try to look good in the morning.
07:57Uh-huh.
07:57You look great.
07:58If the goal was to scare the mailman.
08:01The next day.
08:02Abby said he'd just pick a ball.
08:04I'm trying.
08:05My fingers get stuck in every single one.
08:08Maybe the balls are trying to tell you something.
08:11I decided to just lie here, next to the pins.
08:14They keep beating me at bowling, and I'm done with that.
08:17If I catch the balls before they hit, they can't score.
08:20Perfect plan, right?
08:21We brought a bowling ball to the football field.
08:23Don't ask why.
08:24Just know it was his idea.
08:26It's called science, Mira.
08:28We're testing which one's stronger.
08:30My leg or basic physics.
08:32Meanwhile.
08:33Guys, I'm in the baby food aisle right now.
08:35And no, I don't have a baby.
08:38Abby just asked me to buy him some, uh, extra source of protein.
08:42So I came to the gym with Mira, and now I'm just her cameraman slash emotional support.
08:50Good.
08:51Then shut up and keep recording.
08:53I'm about to break my personal record.
08:55Zoe's tea got cold, and now she's showing me her genius life hack.
09:00Warming it up with a hair dryer.
09:02Don't judge me.
09:03It works.
09:04Well, kinda.
09:06The cup's hot.
09:07The tea's still cold.
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