00:00Oh no, oh no, oh no, he did, he did, why Spider-Man, why is it always Spider-Man, shoot me, shoot me.
00:30Mysterio Avatar activated, Mysterio Avatar activated.
00:59All functions operational, all functions operational, time to make sure Spider-Man is never seen or heard from again, time to make sure Spider-Man is never seen or heard from again.
01:25This dimension is my discovery, my playground. It's mine. It's mine. I'm not going to have him ruin this for me like he does everything else.
01:44Spider-Man. Spider-Man. You can hold yourself, Serio. We can make this work.
01:55Spider-Man.
01:57Spider-Man. So, uh, what's the deal?
02:02Um, you tell me. Is this a clone thing? What's a clone thing? You tell me. I thought this was some kind of Nick Fury test. That's a good one.
02:14Is it? You tell me. No, kid, you tell me. How old are you? How old are-
02:21Spider-Man. Wait. You're not Pete or Parker. Are you? What? Oh my god, are you? You are! I thought you'd be shorter, but-
02:33Oh man, this is huge. I was hoping, I mean, that one day that you, you-
02:39Spider-Man. Yeah, with that you're officially freaking me out.
02:47Spider-Man. Hey! Whoa, did you see that? I completely dodged it. Not bad for a-
02:53Spider-Man. Yeah, I saw!
02:55Spider-Man. Last chance, kid. Who are you? That was not cool.
02:59Spider-Man. Listen, if you are Peter Parker, I just want-
03:03Stop! I just want to talk to you! You won't have to freak out or-
03:07Whoa!
03:09Hey, are those real web shooters? Or are they mechanical or organic?
03:14Who are you? Dude, I'm Spider-Man 2!
03:182?
03:19Hey, you're the one who showed up out of nowhere and started freaking out. Me?
03:23Yeah, because I'm freaked out.
03:25If it's because you're Peter Parker, I won't tell anyone that it's you.
03:30I promise. Except that I think everyone will know if you're going around dressed like that.
03:37Oh, I so wish I brought my booting red slippers so I can clip them together and get the heck out of here.
03:43And what's with your costume being cooler than mine? That, I cannot-
03:48Ah!
03:49Ah!
03:50Whoa, guess I'm the only Spider-Man with the venom sting.
03:57Uh-oh. Did I kill you? I just wanted to talk!
04:04Uh, hello?
04:06I was on my way back to school and like, there you are.
04:10This is nuts.
04:12Oh man, I hope you are Peter Parker. And I hope you're not dead.
04:17Because, I have like a thousand questions.
04:20Starting with, why are you even here when everyone thinks you're-
04:24Dude!
04:25What?!
04:26I don't know how long you've been doing this, but unmasking is a big superhero no-no!
04:32And-
04:33Ow!
04:34What was that you did to me?
04:35The venom sting?
04:37Ow!
04:38But what can I only imagine this 11 year old boy, you sure are-
04:43Uh, uh-oh.
04:45I thought you could wet or stick to walls.
04:48Oh man, I ain't never would have done that.
04:51I'm all freaked out about whatever's happening here.
04:53I'm off my game.
04:54I feel foolish.
04:56If I made a Pre-Pubescent-inspired themed Kid Street Pizza, I will never forgive myself.
05:02And I already have a laundry list of things I will never forgive myself for.
05:06And really don't have room for anymore.
05:09Kid!
05:10Kid!
05:11Please don't be dead.
05:14I really can't afford the therapy to-
05:17No!
05:31Uh, okay.
05:32You are, uh, just a kid and clearly not some weird younger version of me.
05:38Now, I'm asking you.
05:40How do you know the name Peter Parker?
05:42And how are you Spider-Man?
05:44Give me back my mask!
05:46I'll give it back when you-
05:47Dude!
05:48I'm out in the open!
05:49People can see us!
05:50Then you best get to talking.
05:52Give.
05:53It.
05:54Back!
05:55AHHHHH!
05:56Oops!
05:57Uh, I'm sorry.
06:00Uh, okay.
06:02Uh, I didn't think that went all the way through.
06:06Hello?
06:07Oh, great.
06:08He's-
06:09Web's yours.
06:10Oh, God.
06:11Please work.
06:12Woah!
06:13Woah!
06:14Woah!
06:15Ah!
06:16Ah!
06:17Ah!
06:18Ah!
06:19Ah!
06:20Ah!
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06:58Ah!
06:59I know the name and the eyepatch are you Peter Parker I really don't know to
07:09answer that question it's pretty straightforward let me ask you a
07:15hypothetical one go for it if you are a pretty well-known superhero who had put
07:23just a lot of effort and thought and time in concealing your secret identity
07:27because you fear for the safety of your loved ones but all of a sudden found
07:33yourself in a situation where suddenly your real name seems fairly well
07:37established and your mask was off and then you ran to a teenage african-american
07:43version of your well self and now you're talking to it well frankly much cooler
07:51version of Nick Fury that you were just talking to and you were pretty sure after
07:56you had some time to think it over that you may have either a had complete
08:02psychopathic break B are being tricked by a former movie stuntman turned into a
08:08supervillain thinking that this is all real or C have accidentally transported to
08:15an alternate dimension that slightly reassembles the one you're from if not
08:20from the gigantic differences what would you do oh that old nugget and did I
08:29mention that part where everyone seems to know Peter Parker is spider-man which one
08:35is still neither confirm or deny where am I and who was that kid come with me Peter
08:44Parker meet miles Morales yeah we uh we met oh man it's him for real it's really him
08:55kinda kinda sorta this isn't the Peter Parker we knew knew he's from somewhere else is that
09:08why he's so old I'm not that old I'm only he's 13 we all look 80 to him but was I
09:18right to bring him here right on the kid just please tell me what's going on miles
09:25here is the Peter Parker expert he knows everything you need to know I'm gonna go
09:31with my gut on this one miles I want you to take him and show what happened to Peter
09:37Parker while I try to figure out how he ended up here in the first place
09:43dimension rift like this is a serious matter how much of it do you want me to
09:50tell all of it all of it you believe me of course I do why would anyone make up a
09:59pile of garbage like that pull back here when you're done and try not to blow
10:05anything up
10:16Peter Parker
10:19Peter Parker
10:20so you're Spider-man yeah if that's okay not spider boy no sorry about the dust
10:33up about the unmasking that was not cool with me
10:38Kid tell me it's Peter Parker dead
10:49Whoa, grab the pilot
10:56Whoa, what's going on? I don't know. Hey, let's ask him
11:01The universe is giving me to spider-men to kill for the price
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