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00:00three of these boxes will break the seven thousand two hundred and fifty dollar bank
00:12is this one of them or is it this one or this one we'll find out in a moment in this game of hide
00:19and seek as these nine celebrities avery shrivers joanne warland carolyn michael ken berry
00:30rick taylor jody goodman pat caro bill macy and rick hurst all join us and play break the bank
00:49thank you very much we're so happy to have you with us we're having a lot of fun with these nine
01:09people up here and we need two players to play our game ernie anderson would you introduce me
01:13i'd be glad to our current champion whose winnings total over one thousand dollars joey chelak
01:23and her opponent has worked as a medical assistant and a supermarket cashier
01:27now he's a medical student michael persky
01:31did one of those lead into the other you used to be a supermarket cashier and now you're a medical
01:41student well the supermarket cashier led into it not being the medical assistant not what i was i was a
01:48medical assistant also but being the supermarket cashier led into being accepted to medical well
01:54michael when you get into medicine what do you want to specialize in uh some form of surgery but i'm i'm
01:59not quite sure some form of surgery i don't want to bias myself right now well do what rip did go into
02:04brain surgery
02:09it helped me an awful lot
02:11yes i know that i'm going to some form of serious trauma
02:15good somebody one of us should that's right and of course this is joey chelak she was our current
02:21champ and she has won so far linens and mattresses and money and lots of things like that is this the
02:26first game show we'll we'll see that a little bit later on
02:31mr macy it turns out is ill
02:36your bee fell off
02:40but that's live television
02:42bill
02:45mr macy
02:47just because you're ill don't worry we have a doctor right here
02:51but he's a surgeon
02:53he lost his bee
02:54what'd you say dodie
02:57i said bill didn't know he lost his bee
02:59no he didn't no
03:01that's all right it'll all work out bill i promise you that
03:05as a matter of fact let me explain how the rest of this show works
03:08we have various denominations of money and is scattered in groups behind these numbers
03:13now a player who gets three of a kind wins the game three money bags break the bank
03:18which today ladies and gentlemen is at seven thousand two hundred and fifty dollars
03:23and the first one that can put the bee on bill wins the game look at he's trying that i don't know if they have you on camera or not
03:29mr macy
03:30his name is intact and here we go we're going to start with you michael persky pick a box
03:34i'd like to start with number fourteen the age of my niece
03:37what's that fourteen what
03:38the age of my niece
03:40oh all right okay
03:41age of his niece
03:42how old your aunt uncle
03:44could we see the age of his niece which is number fourteen
03:47three hundred dollar box
03:48what would i use an o-o-meter to measure
03:57probably a couple of o's i guess
04:00an o-o-meter
04:02o-o-meter
04:03no o-o-meter
04:07don't correct me tom that's rude
04:09an o-o-meter
04:11i think if i'm not mistaken when i was up in
04:15in uh sequoia i saw one of those uh fellows who's in the forest you know the forest rangers and they were doing something and they were measuring the thickness of a tree and i think it was an o-o-meter he was doing it with
04:26or woodpecker
04:27no it's not i don't know it's a little gadget that you measure the size of a bird's egg i don't know why they want to measure them but they tell you how big or how little it is
04:41now michael if you get this right you earn the three hundred dollar box but if you don't get it right joey's going to get it what is your answer
04:48has a wild guess the diameter of a tree
04:51no sir it is used to measure the size of a bird's egg and so that means that joey shila gets the uh three hundred dollar box and we of course know that the other three hundred dollar boxes or at least one of them is adjacent to that
05:05that's right um i'll take number nine
05:07all right number nine that's for pat carol and for ken berry could we oh there's a line michael
05:12i'll go with number four number four this time for pat carol and joanne worley can we see box number four please it's a one hundred dollar box and pat traditionally fairies and elves get together and do something by the light of the moon what make love
05:26okay
05:28oh that's your answer that's it joanne what is your answer
05:32but i read all those stories when i was a kid
05:35no they're all men
05:37fairies and elves are all men
05:38oh i'm sorry
05:39no no what they do
05:40no
05:41is it something wrong i said or offensive
05:43no darling i'll tell you what they do
05:44they dance by the light of the moon
05:46dance
05:47all right michael do they make love or dance
05:50again i'll guess dance
05:51that's it you got it right this time you got a hundred dollar box
06:01i'll go with number ten for either a three hundred or a one hundred
06:04oh i see yes good point good pick too let's see he found a one hundred dollar box and that is for rick first and for ken berry
06:14rick according to medical research where's the biggest place for a doctor to give you an injection
06:19a big injection
06:20the biggest or the best
06:21the best
06:22the best in the office
06:23the best
06:24the best in the office
06:26the best in the office
06:27yeah
06:28yeah
06:29yeah
06:30yeah
06:31well no Action You mean parts of the body oh they're mostly
06:32łębine
06:37wait a minute according to medical research where is the best place for a doctor to give you an injection
06:43A big injection?
06:44That's right.
06:45The biggest or the best?
06:46The best.
06:47The best.
06:48In the office.
06:53Well, no, actually, you mean parts of the body.
07:00Oh, yes.
07:01Well, the biggest then.
07:02The gluteus maximus.
07:03The tushy.
07:05Ken Berry?
07:06No.
07:07I went through that whole series of rabies shots, and I can tell you that the best place
07:11is not in the biggest.
07:12It's in the arm.
07:13Michael?
07:14I will go with the biggest, the tushy.
07:16No!
07:17Medical student is in the arm.
07:19Okay.
07:20Stay out of his own head.
07:22Michael, stay at the supermarket, sweetheart.
07:24Supermarket.
07:25Back to the old chest.
07:26Now that $100 box went over to Joey, and she's going to make her next pick right after these
07:31words for you.
07:32Don't go away.
07:33All right.
07:34Welcome back to the craziness.
07:35Joey Shelak is in control.
07:36So far, she has one 300, one 100, and what would you like next, Joey?
07:52Well, I'm going to look for the 300 with number eight.
07:55All right.
07:56She looks for another 300.
07:57Did she find it?
07:58It's for Rip and for Ken.
07:59She found a $200 box.
08:00That's what she found.
08:01Rip.
08:02Ordinarily, during what years of his life is the average person most creative?
08:07During what years of his life?
08:10Uh-huh.
08:11Well, for sailors, it's usually the weekend.
08:17Just get your dingy out there and go, yaha.
08:22I'm going to get all the names of the audience here.
08:2640 and 50.
08:27No offense, Bill Macy.
08:2840 and 50.
08:30Or is it ill?
08:31Bill, Macy, or Bill?
08:32Who is it today?
08:33It's Bill right now.
08:3540 or 50?
08:36Ken?
08:37No, it is a 10-year period, and it's my best 10-year period, as a matter of fact, because
08:41I had two jobs during that decade, and I was between 30 and 40.
08:46All right, Joey, what do you think?
08:47I'll go with the younger.
08:4830 to 40.
08:49That's right.
08:50Between 30 and 40.
08:59You have one of each.
09:00One, two, one, three.
09:01I know.
09:02I'll go with number seven.
09:04Number seven.
09:05All right.
09:06That's for Marilyn Michaels and Mr. Canberry.
09:09It's a $200 box, is what it is.
09:11Hey, Marilyn.
09:12Yes, darling.
09:13Or whoever you are this time.
09:14What president is also known for being the first person in America to grow tomatoes?
09:27One ringy-dingy.
09:28Two ringy-dingys.
09:29You know, that was our wonderful president.
09:33George.
09:34I like this.
09:35Washington.
09:36Ken Berry?
09:37No, it was the man who did everything.
09:38One of my favorites, Thomas Jefferson.
09:39All right, Joey.
09:40I'll go with Thomas Jefferson.
09:41That's right.
09:42He was the first person in America to grow tomatoes.
09:43The year was 1781.
09:44And now, Joey, you have two $200 boxes.
09:45Oh, I know.
09:47Number 13.
09:48I hope it's lucky.
09:49She's looking for the third $200 box.
09:50If she finds it, she could win the game in $600.
09:51Could we see box number 13?
09:52It's a $300 box.
09:53I'll go with Thomas Jefferson.
09:54I'll go with Thomas Jefferson.
09:55I'll go with Thomas Jefferson.
09:56I'll go with Thomas Jefferson.
09:57That's right.
09:58Yeah.
09:59He was the first person in America to grow tomatoes.
10:00The year was 1781.
10:01And now, Joey, you have two $200 boxes.
10:04Oh, I know.
10:05Number 13.
10:07I hope it's lucky.
10:08She's looking for the third $200 box.
10:11If she finds it, she could win the game in $600.
10:13Could we see box number 13?
10:15It's a $300 box.
10:17And it's for Rip Taylor and Dodie Goodman.
10:19All right, Rip.
10:20Americans of Spanish descent have come from various countries.
10:23But which country represents the majority of these Americans?
10:26Oh, I work there a lot.
10:28It's the Puerto Rico.
10:29Puerto Rico.
10:30Puerto Rico.
10:31Ha, ha, ha.
10:32You lovely island.
10:34Dodie Goodman.
10:36Well, I say it's Mexico because the fare is cheaper to get here.
10:42All they have to do is to step over.
10:44Joey?
10:45I'll take Mexico.
10:46That's right.
10:47More than 50% are from Mexican origin.
10:51Oh, okay.
10:52Well, yeah.
10:53I know this is tough.
10:54Well, I'm hoping it'll go my way with number 12.
10:55All right.
10:56Now, she could either find the third $300 box or the wild card, either of which can lead
11:09to the game and a special surprise prize.
11:11Can we see box number 12?
11:13And it is a blank.
11:14And none of those blanks, incidentally, are adjacent to each other.
11:15There are five of them on the board.
11:16Go, Michael.
11:17I'll go to number 11.
11:18Number 11, Michael would like.
11:19And it's for Avery Schreiber and Dodie Goodman.
11:20Could we see box number 11?
11:21And there is the wild card.
11:25All right, Avery.
11:26Yes.
11:27According to the Guinness Book of Records.
11:28Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
11:29What was the oldest age a woman ever waited to get married?
11:33Too late.
11:34Oh, ha, ha, ha.
11:48As anyone, she next part has her moonbeer.
11:51Look.
11:52Okay.
11:53Ah, ah, ah.
11:54Yes.
11:55Ah, what's the oldest age that women ever waited to get married?
11:56Too late.
11:571, oh.
11:59All right, no, the hà ng.
12:00One, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
12:02Yes, sir.
12:03Oh, ha, ha, ha.
12:04Trying to walk across... 101.
12:07Dodie?
12:09I say 87, and that gives me two more years.
12:16I just read the world book.
12:19I didn't read the part on oldest marriage.
12:21I'd say 101 because it's so crazy.
12:23That's it, 101. Yes, sir.
12:31All right. Now let's look at the board here.
12:33You have one wild card, one $100 box, and that is it.
12:37So what do you want to do next, Michael?
12:39I'll go to number five for the win.
12:40Now, if he finds the other $100 box, he could win the game in $300.
12:45It's for Rick Hurst and for Joanne Worley.
12:47Can we see box number five?
12:48It is a $100 box.
12:53So this is for a game, $300, and a special prize.
12:57Rick, which is the oldest college in the United States?
13:00Ah, yes. Ah, yes.
13:02The oldest college in the United States.
13:06Harvard.
13:07Harvard.
13:09Oh, Harvard. All right. Joanne.
13:10No, no, no, darling.
13:11It's the other one with the shorter name.
13:13Yale!
13:14Disagree, Joanne.
13:16I say it's Harvard.
13:17It is Harvard.
13:18Harvard. You won the game.
13:35Michael, do you happen to know when Harvard was founded?
13:361782.
13:39No, it was 1636 and Yale in 1701.
13:43All right.
13:43Michael Persky has won a game.
13:45Well, Joey, we had to say goodbye to you, but you take the linens, the mattress, and $300
13:51in cash for a grand total of $1,040.
13:54Thank you for playing.
13:54You're welcome.
13:56All right, Michael.
13:57A prize goes to the $300.
13:59What is it, Ernie Anderson?
14:01It's off to the land of jazz and bourbon street, New Orleans.
14:04Enjoy your stay at the New Orleans Marriott, regal living within 42 towering stories overlooking
14:09the historic French Quarter with its jazz, outstanding food, and four restaurants with
14:13Southern hospitality, furnished by New Orleans Marriott.
14:18Oh, yeah.
14:22The bank was not broken.
14:25Another $250 goes into the bank.
14:27The next game, we'll be playing for $7,500.
14:31That's it.
14:39This is our current champ, Michael Persky, and we know that he's studying medicine,
14:46and are you married, Michael?
14:47No, I'm not, but I have a girlfriend who's out in the audience.
14:50She's in the audience?
14:51She's there with my mother, father, and niece.
14:53Ah-ha.
14:54That's weird.
14:54And what is her name?
14:56Her name's Lori.
14:57Lori.
14:58Mom's mom.
14:59Dad's dad.
15:00Niece is Lisa.
15:02And that's a microphone.
15:03That's an audience.
15:03There's a bush.
15:04There's a train.
15:04There's Pat.
15:05There's Rip.
15:06And here's a challenger.
15:07Who is she, Ernie?
15:07A driver training teacher who has just experienced a marriage encounter, Nancy Link.
15:21Well, it says here you have three children.
15:23Yes, I do.
15:24So I would...
15:25What does this mean?
15:26You just...
15:26What is a marriage encounter?
15:28What is that?
15:29A marriage encounter.
15:30What does that mean?
15:30It's the most fantastic weekend a husband and wife can go on together.
15:34Just fantastic.
15:35Sort of like a retreat?
15:36Is that what it is?
15:37It's better than a retreat.
15:38It brought my husband and I so much closer than we've ever been before.
15:41Is it called a wedding service?
15:45No, not exactly.
15:46But it's great.
15:47If you ever get a chance to go on one, go.
15:49It's fantastic.
15:50All right.
15:51We'll take that.
15:51Ready to sign up.
15:53I want to go.
15:55You're right?
15:56And can you go on it if you're single?
15:59Not very well.
16:00Uh-uh.
16:01You can try.
16:02I don't know what it is.
16:04Do you know what it is?
16:05Don't look at me, honey.
16:06I'm married.
16:07No.
16:07That's...
16:08I mean, do you know what a marriage encounter is?
16:11It's getting away from the kids.
16:13Uh-oh.
16:13Yeah.
16:14For a whole weekend with no TV, no watches, no radio, just you and your husband and lots
16:19of love.
16:20Oh.
16:20That's true.
16:20Oh, now I get it.
16:23Of course.
16:24That's all right.
16:24You mean you don't have a TV show?
16:26You're going to miss Break the Bank?
16:28Yes.
16:28Oh.
16:28That's right.
16:29Horrible.
16:30Nancy, let's start the game.
16:31Oh, let me try.
16:33The years I've been married, 14.
16:35Oh, 14?
16:36All right.
16:37Number 14, the number of years she's been married.
16:39All right.
16:39Pat Carroll and Dodie Goodman, and that's who it is.
16:41And so, Pat, here's your question.
16:42It's a $100 box, incidentally.
16:44Cleopatra was said to be the first known prominent woman in history to paint them.
16:49What did she paint?
16:50The Egyptians were strange people.
16:58Signs.
17:01Her bedrooms.
17:04Dodie Goodman?
17:05Well, I know that she painted her asp.
17:11That's why I bid her.
17:14But she also painted her fingernails.
17:20Nancy?
17:22Her fingernails.
17:23That's it.
17:23Her fingernails.
17:24Yes.
17:25That's how we play the game.
17:26We'll play more of it in just a minute.
17:28Nancy Link has won $100 box, and the next pick is yours, Nancy.
17:45Number 15.
17:46And she knows it will be adjacent to at least one other $100 box.
17:50Oh, but this time she found a money bag.
17:52Three of those will break the bank at $7,500, or you can refuse and continue to play.
17:56Well, it's nice, but I'll turn it back.
17:58Let me try number 10.
18:00Number 10.
18:01That's for Rick Hurst and Ken Berry.
18:02Could we see box number 10?
18:03Another $100 box.
18:05All right.
18:05All right.
18:06Rick, Rick in baseball, you are awarded the triple crown if you lead the league in three
18:14things, runs battered in, batting average, and what?
18:18Shaving commercials.
18:21Ah, no, no, no.
18:22Silly.
18:24If you lead the league in three things, runs battered in, and the second thing you said,
18:28and...
18:28Batting average, and...
18:30Home runs.
18:31Ken Berry?
18:32Nope.
18:33Stolen bases.
18:34Nancy?
18:35Home runs.
18:36That's it.
18:36Home runs.
18:43Nancy, of course, is fortified with the knowledge that they touch on at least one side, and
18:46so her pick naturally is going to be...
18:49Number 9 for the win.
18:50That's right.
18:51And here is the third $100 box.
18:53This can win the game.
18:59This can win the game in $300 and a special prize.
19:01It's for Pat Carroll and Ken Berry.
19:03Pat, how many members are there in the House of Representatives?
19:07In the House of Representatives?
19:08Yes.
19:09Ooh, ooh, ooh.
19:09Well, I used to know this when I was a kid, because we had civics and all that jazz.
19:12Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, 400, 425, uh, 35, 435.
19:21Ken Berry?
19:22There are 100 senators and 660 representatives.
19:26So your choices are 435 or 660 for the game, $300 and a special prize.
19:33Your answer is...
19:34435?
19:35You've won the game!
19:36Oh, my goodness!
19:37Thank you, man.
19:39Thank you, man.
19:43Congratulations.
19:44All right, Nancy.
19:51And I have good news for you, Mr. Persky.
19:54You did not go to the board that time, so you're eligible to play another game.
19:57So you sit right there while we tell Nancy.
19:59You did not only win $300, but we promised you a special prize, and Ernie Anderson's going
20:06to tell you about it right now.
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20:16Western Auto, the complete family store featuring items for home, auto, and leisure living.
20:20And when you're not on your bikes, here's something for your car.
20:23A stereo television from Hitachi.
20:25This 9-inch portable TV operates on AC, car battery, or special battery pack, plus a
20:30high-fidelity cassette car stereo with a unique automatic reversing system.
20:37Oh, that's good.
20:39We've made the whole family happy with all of those.
20:41That's very nice indeed.
20:42And, of course, another $250 goes into the bank.
20:45Next time, we'll play for $7,750 after this.
20:52All right.
20:52Nancy Link says, I can't believe it.
20:54You can believe it, however.
20:55They're both on the board, Michael Persky and Nancy.
20:58And before we leave today, I'm going to go up to Mr. Rick Hurst and say, what's new
21:01in your life, Rick?
21:02Hi!
21:03Hi!
21:04Well, I'm currently appearing in a movie called Tunnel Vision.
21:07It's a comedy about television in the year 1985.
21:11And I'll be doing a movie for Walt Disney called Pete's Dragon with Helen Reddy and Mickey
21:15Rooney.
21:15Look for them.
21:16We'll look for you again tomorrow.
21:17Bye, gang.
21:18Thank you for a great day.
21:19See you folks tomorrow with a bank at $7,750.
21:23Bye-bye.
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