00:00Yo, seriously? I'm walking around with a nine now?
00:03Gotta goon.
00:10Welcome to another episode of James Horror Games That Slay.
00:15Today we're playing Home Alone.
00:18We're 37 years old and, well, you wanna chill at home?
00:21But I guess there's a 8 a.m.
00:24Supposedly there's a serial killer at once.
00:26Another boring long day. Nothing anymore.
00:30I am hungry.
00:33Oh! That door's like...
00:35I will open!
00:41Damn, dude. I wish I owned this house.
00:45That's for danger.
00:47Alright, what do we want?
00:49Do we want ourselves some morning crunch?
00:55Some...
00:55Juice?
00:56I want a beer.
00:58And some cereal.
01:00I need to finish some work on my PC.
01:05So then why did you just have me come down here to make food?
01:08Oh, can I eat you?
01:10Yum!
01:11And you?
01:12Yum!
01:13And you?
01:14Yum!
01:15Oh, I'm getting so fat!
01:16Can I eat you?
01:17Boo!
01:18How about you?
01:19How about you?
01:19How about you?
01:20And you?
01:23They're gonna be pissed at me.
01:25I need something to wash us down.
01:27You ever eat so much and just don't know what to do?
01:29Uh-oh.
01:31Uh-oh.
01:33Uh-oh.
01:34Damn.
01:36Why does that look pretty?
01:37Door!
01:40You all seen it.
01:41I locked it.
01:42You all seen it.
01:43I locked it.
01:43I locked it.
01:44I locked it.
01:44All right.
01:45So, if I was a PC, where would I be?
01:49Oh, wait.
01:49In front of me.
01:51That was...
01:52Yeah, okay, no.
01:54No, I'm good.
01:56I'm good.
01:56I'm good.
01:58It's a dang...
01:59Sure.
02:01Why does that dude from this angle look like Mike Myers?
02:06This house is fucking huge.
02:08Just chillaxin'.
02:10Let's get our groove on.
02:13Got to get our work on.
02:15136 AM.
02:16I was at the computer for way too long.
02:19It's time for me's to go to bed.
02:22What the hell?
02:24Did you hear that?
02:27Hello?
02:30There's someone...
02:33Oh.
02:35It's 1.30 in the morning.
02:43Dude, there's no one there.
02:52Dude, there's shivers.
02:54Oh!
02:56Windows open.
02:58He's in the house.
02:59He's not knocking on the door.
03:09Damn it.
03:09I thought I could sneak around.
03:12Dude.
03:14Your house is too big.
03:15There's someone there.
03:21I can see his hand.
03:29Can I help you?
03:31Not opening the door.
03:34Can I help you, sir?
03:38Dude, why is everything open?
03:41Whatever.
03:42The game wants me to do it.
03:43All right, people.
03:45Let's get ready to fight.
03:48Can I help you, sir?
03:52What's up, dad?
03:53What do you need?
03:54Hey.
03:55What's up?
03:58What's up, dad?
04:00Hey.
04:01Can I get some cash?
04:03Sure.
04:04Here's 40 bucks.
04:06Thank you, amigo.
04:07You want to come in?
04:08Dude, you scared the shit out of me.
04:10I thought it was like 1.30 in the morning.
04:18Son.
04:19Maybe I shouldn't have gave him the money.
04:22Damn it.
04:23I'm too nice of a person.
04:25Where the hell is my bedroom again?
04:27Are these the kid rooms?
04:29Are they going the wrong way?
04:30Are they going the wrong way?
04:34Holy mother of pink.
04:35Why is the music still going?
04:49Apparently.
04:51There's like...
04:52Numerous staircases.
04:54This house is way too big.
04:55Can you tell I don't live in a house anywhere near this house?
04:58I'm really going to go to sleep right now.
05:04I thought I said I was 37.
05:06That kid looked a lot older.
05:13Seriously?
05:15I guess I'm going to bed.
05:16Good night, everyone.
05:17I hate that sound.
05:22I'm so hungry.
05:23Well, dude, you shouldn't have freaking ate yourself out of house and home.
05:26It's a good thing I didn't eat everything last night.
05:29It's a beautiful morning.
05:33It's a beautiful day.
05:37It's a beautiful morning.
05:43Dang those kids!
05:45It's like I need to go to the store.
05:47I'll have to go to work in an hour.
05:50So why not just grab something on your way to work?
05:53Alright, so I'm guessing we're leaving.
05:56Yay!
05:59Pick the right way.
06:00526 AM.
06:06So what do we want to get ourselves?
06:08Yo, we can go on a shopping spree!
06:10One of these.
06:12One of these.
06:13One of these.
06:14One of these.
06:15One of these.
06:17Yo, your guys' music is a little faulty.
06:20Uh, let's get ourselves something to drink while we're here.
06:25Alright!
06:27Here you go, sir.
06:28How you doing today, sir?
06:30Hey!
06:31Are you alone here?
06:32Yes, why?
06:33Do you know that a murderer appeared in this region?
06:36Wait, what?
06:37I'm not afraid of any murderers.
06:39I'll be careful.
06:40We're big and tough.
06:43I'm not afraid of no.
06:45Alright.
06:46That'll be 10 bucks.
06:47You know, better take it for a while.
06:49You know, better take it for a while.
06:51Really?
06:51Dude, just giving me a gun!
06:53Like, I was like, take what?
06:54I didn't even...
06:55Hey, sir?
06:58Like, I came here for some candy.
07:02Not to get a Glock.
07:04But thank you, sir.
07:05And now we're going to jail because I got a stolen gun.
07:08And that was probably the murderer and he just came.
07:10It's 545.
07:12Yo, seriously?
07:13I'm walking around with a 9 now?
07:16Got a gun.
07:17GG.
07:18GG.
07:18GG.
07:18I died.
07:29Apparently, this isn't heading 2 of 2 bad.
07:32What?
07:33Now I gotta redo it?
07:35Or what?
07:35It's supposed to just say the gun's a piece of crap.
07:38Why do games give you guns?
07:40They don't do nothing.
07:42This time he get no money.
07:44You hear me?
07:46No money for him.
07:48Oh, be careful.
07:48I'm not afraid of no ghosts, let alone serial killer people.
07:54Now that I...
07:54It's 545 in the morning.
07:56Gotta get home.
07:58What time is it?
07:59It's time to...
08:01It's home.
08:03I don't know which way my house is.
08:05Sir!
08:16Dude's bulletproof.
08:17Dude's bulletproof!
08:21But nonetheless...
08:23I'll kill you.
08:24I don't know what else to do.
08:25I don't know what else to do.
08:29I don't know what else to do.
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