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Coronation Street - Season 67 - Episode 13: Tuesday, 20Th January 2026
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00:00You
00:05You
00:25I forgot to mention butter.
00:26Got it.
00:28Oh, it's like you can read my mind.
00:30I'm nearly there.
00:31Baby, is your mum up?
00:32Is she out of a coffin yet?
00:33Er, she can...
00:35I can hear you.
00:36Just stare.
00:38Better bonk her.
00:40You might want to tell me next time I'm on speakerphone...
00:42Er, you might want to say something nice about my mum.
00:44Oh, as soon as I can find something nice to say.
00:48I can still hear you.
00:49Could you two please stop it?
00:52You'd love me in a box, wouldn't you?
00:55So that sister of yours could get her hands on my share of the pub.
00:58Oh, come on.
00:59You'd outlast us all.
01:01I'd outlast her.
01:03Now you're up.
01:04Nice chatting with you.
01:09Yeah.
01:09The drainman's here.
01:10Well, can you sort it?
01:12Oh, I'm just about to jump in the shower.
01:13I can sort it.
01:14Someone else, sort of?
01:15Listen, Liane's going to give you a good price.
01:17I mean, would you not rather retire?
01:19Wouldn't everyone be happy?
01:21I mean, have you ever been happy?
01:23Yes.
01:24Before you arrived.
01:27I sort it.
01:28Oh.
01:29You okay?
01:30Ah, it's just a bit of indigestion.
01:33These two are...
01:34He had it to me.
01:34He had it.
01:37He's pushing people away.
01:40Obsessing over Carl.
01:42He needs his friends around him.
01:44He's even got any.
01:45Well, he won't, Harry, if he carries on like this.
01:49I'll have to work with him.
01:50Thanks, Tara.
01:51Thanks.
01:54Thanks, Tara.
01:59Are you off backwatching?
02:04Hey, you flask.
02:06I'm going down to the...
02:09I'm going down to the lake later on.
02:11Hmm?
02:11Not a bit cold for a picnic.
02:13Oh, yeah.
02:14We will.
02:14We won't be if it wraps up warm like Paddington Bear, won't we?
02:16Well, it's the anniversary of Hayley's Day.
02:19I've scattered her ashes at the boat in the lake.
02:22Why?
02:23I feel awful.
02:24I feel awful now.
02:24I'm sorry, Rui.
02:25I'll get these.
02:27You...
02:27You can...
02:29You all right?
02:31You sure you're not coming down with something?
02:32You all right?
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02:48You all right?
02:49You all right?
02:50missus I am I to understand that
02:55you'd like me to relay that message yeah you can tell your
03:00me my mom really fancies her I will endeavor to put that
03:05point across but I don't know how much good it will do
03:10could I have some
03:15crisp I'm starving I've had no brekkie I'll make you something
03:19no
03:20alright it's no trouble do you a char-grilled steak on a rustic
03:25ciabatta
03:25chimichurri sauce garnished with baby watercress
03:30those poor baby watercresses I don't feel a thing
03:33alright fine
03:35steak sarnie sounds lovely thanks
03:40so when you can ask her out
03:44oh
03:45I'll make you something oh there's no trouble
03:47it's obviously fancier so ask her out
03:49listen bum
03:50fluff
03:51the day I take advice from you on how to cop off with a woman
03:55I'm I forgot my math homework
03:59I say
04:00is there any chance I could pick us from shifts around the bar
04:03you know collecting glasses and
04:04there's something there
04:05I'll give you a park at Molly Nutter
04:06yeah but I'd just like a bit more to put on the side
04:09wait what have you done
04:10I'm joking
04:13yeah you can do a few hours
04:15tonight as long as it doesn't interfere with your homework
04:17I don't want you messing up your future
04:20it's alright hey
04:25sorry I couldn't talk
04:26I'm just
04:27still trying to get my head around things
04:28have you got a girlfriend
04:30he's a bit young for you Mary
04:33yeah her name's Chloe
04:35sorry
04:37what yeah no
04:40no yeah of course I'm happy
04:41look I've got to go okay I'll talk to you later
04:45okay
04:46fun
04:46do
04:47one
04:49two
04:50two
04:51one
04:52two
04:52two
04:55two
04:56into your footer is he always this sexist no sometimes there's a lot more
05:01sexist lil who is it who takes you every time you go
05:06football training shona when she can't make
05:11auntie sarah took me last week well he's just ganging up on me now
05:16it's fancy a question it was a new dad that was into his footy got out of him
05:21though you go in the hospital um yeah yeah i feel
05:26much better today you you said you were gonna help me with my art project which i
05:31totally forgot about is there any chance we can do it this weekend it's got to be in tomorrow
05:36i'll help you with it what is it uh it's a self-portrait who are
05:41how come you're off school now anyway i've got a dentist appointment
05:46right i'll uh i'll take her and then uh i'll help her with the project after thank you
05:51and thank you for looking after me yesterday you do the same for me
05:56we're okay aren't we yeah yeah of course we are all right see you later
06:01we're okay
06:06So, has she softened up any?
06:09Maggie?
06:11Soft isn't a word I'd use.
06:13Hey, darling.
06:14What can I get you?
06:15Oh, I can't stop.
06:16I've only got half an hour for my lunch.
06:18Alia said you'd be in here.
06:20She said you're looking for...
06:21Can I have a room in it?
06:22Er, yeah.
06:23Yeah, I am.
06:24Hey, it's all yours if you want it.
06:25Oh.
06:26Oh, er, yeah, great.
06:29And how did you get on at the clinic?
06:31Oh, er, yeah.
06:33Er, I think I made the right decision.
06:36I'm sure you did, Ms. Beck.
06:38Oh, here we go.
06:40It's the full...
06:41It's the full pincer movement again.
06:43It's not you, love.
06:44It's these two trying to...
06:46swindle a defenceless old woman.
06:48Maggie, nobody is trying to swindle you.
06:51I'm just going to nip to the ladies.
06:53I'll get your number off even later, yeah?
06:54No, I'm sorry.
06:56I'll get your number off even later.
07:01Sounds like a cop show.
07:03Mary Gammon, Tracy Pineapple.
07:05They all...
07:06always get their man.
07:07She should be on tablets.
07:08Ha, ha, ha.
07:11Oh, excuse me.
07:15Can I...
07:16Get another one of these.
07:17This one's empty.
07:18Right, so you want me to go on the back and get it?
07:20Er...
07:21Well, obviously.
07:22Otherwise, I wouldn't have asked.
07:25Oh, she's all...
07:26I'll go, that one.
07:29So how are you and Debbie getting on?
07:31We're not.
07:32Not whether willing to lie
07:33for that scumbag brother of mine.
07:36You tell it how it is, Kevin.
07:38If your Carl had done to me what he's done to you...
07:41your family,
07:42he'd be eaten through a straw for the rest of his life.
07:44You're not helping, Trace.
07:46Oh, thank you.
07:50Oh, don't forget the...
07:51vinegar.
07:56Hey.
08:01Is everything OK?
08:04I think there's something wrong with the babe.
08:06I think there's something wrong with the baby.
08:09Oh.
08:11I think there's something wrong with the baby.
08:14Berry cake.
08:16Tell you not to call me that.
08:20I'm on my...
08:21I'm on my way down to the lake.
08:24Well, I won't give her a pot to...
08:26tea and a chat with healing right now, eh?
08:29Oh.
08:31Well, I'm a poor substitute for Hayley, I know, but, erm...
08:35I can manage a pot.
08:36I can manage a pot to tea.
08:38Hmm?
08:39Would you like me to bring it over?
08:41Hey.
08:45I could not do that.
08:46Right, she's had a glass of wine. Go and ask her now.
08:51The Wheel of Fortune will turn for you this month.
08:56It's never been the same since Nicky Campbell left.
08:58Your luck's about to change, love.
09:01Yeah, it's about time and all.
09:03Compliments to the chef.
09:05Yeah, he's not bad, is he?
09:06Does somebody have a little crush on him?
09:08No.
09:09Well, let's hope he don't go for a bubbly personality.
09:11Listen, Rhianne's coming to see you and you've been ignoring her.
09:15Well, she clearly hasn't...
09:16She hasn't got the message then, has she?
09:18Alright, look, I'm not going to waste your time.
09:19It's 160 grand, take it or leave it.
09:21I'll leave it.
09:22I tried.
09:23Are you not even going to think about it?
09:25No!
09:26Oh, Jesus!
09:27What?
09:28What?
09:29Oh dear mate, I was just getting...
09:31She shoved me to the floor.
09:33Did you see that, Lauren?
09:35You are...
09:36She was trying to kill me!
09:38Oh, for goodness sake.
09:39Get up, will ya?
09:40Oh no!
09:41Give me your hand, you dammit!
09:42No, I don't want you helping me!
09:44Alright, will you stay there then?
09:45You don't!
09:46Not enough!
09:49We're only here for a brief moment.
09:51And if you do happen to be with someone you love...
09:56We shouldn't waste it.
09:58We shouldn't waste it.
10:01It's too late for me and Lisa.
10:05But if something is...
10:06too late, then there is no possibility of doing anything about it.
10:11I mean, you're both single.
10:14You clearly love him.
10:16You love each other.
10:17And you have a house together, I would say.
10:21The circumstances are conducive to a reconciliation, if that is what you...
10:26want, of course.
10:27I'm going to the lobby.
10:30But wasn't the responsibility...
10:31That's what I was looking for.
10:32And then I'm going to come back and I'm going to go on that wall with ya.
10:35Or perhaps you could...
10:36call on Lisa on the way back.
10:37No, you don't give up, do you?
10:39Hayley would want you to be happy...
10:41Hayley would want you to be happy.
10:46All right.
10:50I thought you were...
10:56Where's Beth?
11:01Is that a double love?
11:04Because I have had a...
11:06Terrible shock.
11:07All right, well, you must be used to them.
11:09That doubles you get through.
11:11You nearly slipped off a stool.
11:13I nearly broke my ankle.
11:15Oh, I've already...
11:16She said I'm sorry.
11:17I have to be very careful at my age, you know.
11:19I am 65...
11:21I'm 55 years old.
11:22I didn't think I'd make 66 there for a minute.
11:25I could have...
11:26I could have broken my neck.
11:26Oh, hello.
11:27It's your neck now, is it?
11:29What's happened?
11:30There's one...
11:31Sarah tried to shove me to the floor.
11:33I was just trying to get me back.
11:34You were just...
11:36trying to bump me off
11:37so that you could get my share of this place.
11:41Are you all right?
11:41You're as white as a sheep.
11:42Well, he's just found out he was nearly an orphan.
11:46I don't feel well, sweetheart.
11:46The room's spinning.
11:48Oh, sit down.
11:50Oh.
11:51I've been having hard palpitations all day.
11:54I'm falling in an ambulance.
11:56Oh.
11:57Oh.
11:58Oh.
11:58Oh.
11:59Oh.
11:59Oh.
13:06I was hanging on.
13:11It's fine, darling.
13:12You've not missed anything.
13:13Your dad's still waiting to chat to the doctor.
13:16He's had some bloods done.
13:17He's had an ECG.
13:18My dad?
13:19Oh, sweetheart, I know you're worried.
13:21Listen, I'm so sorry that I had to leave you a voice note.
13:23It must have been going out your head.
13:24It's just this way.
13:26I'll follow you.
13:28No, darling, we need to go now.
14:25well she's not just turned you she's turned you into a doormat okay you've got two seconds
14:30before come down that path and rip your head off there she is
14:35that's the caller I know
14:40you
14:45She never does stuff with me anymore.
14:49Oh, sh**.
14:50Jonah?
14:51Yeah.
14:52My dad doesn't either.
14:53He's just...
14:54It's all about hyper.
14:55I don't mean to sound selfish.
14:56No!
14:57No, not at all.
14:58You don't sound selfish.
15:00I know what it feels like when somebody abandons you, but...
15:05Well, the thing is with Shona, I can't speak for your dad.
15:10Well...
15:11Well...
15:16No, no, no.
15:17I shouldn't...
15:18I shouldn't say this.
15:19Sorry.
15:20No, no.
15:21Tell me, please.
15:20Okay, Shona's your stepmom.
15:25And, erm...
15:27Well, I'm sure she loves you very much.
15:30But...
15:32Well, she's always gonna have a stronger bond with the baby.
15:35And...
15:36Well, it's...
15:37It's not really her fault.
15:40It's just...
15:42Biology.
15:46Hey.
15:47Hiya.
15:48Hiya.
15:49Howdy got the hospital.
15:50Uh, yeah.
15:51Yeah.
15:52Really good.
15:53Your little sister will be coming home soon, Lil.
15:54Hey, wow.
15:55This is amazing.
15:55Did you already help me?
15:56Is it Taylor Swift?
15:57No, it's me.
15:58Aw.
15:59Aw.
16:00I owe you one.
16:02Come here.
16:04I mean...
16:05I...
16:06I meant what I said yesterday.
16:07I'm, er...
16:08I'm gonna really try and make it up to you.
16:11So...
16:12Are we okay?
16:13Yeah.
16:14Yeah, I...
16:15Like I said...
16:16It's all forgotten.
16:21Okay.
16:22We'd like to send you for an echocardiogram to see if you...
16:25You've got any underlying issues with your heart.
16:27Tell her about the palpitations.
16:29I thought...
16:30You've already had one of those, um, echo thingies.
16:32That was an ECG, but we can do a bit of a deeper...
16:35If you're alive with this one, we might ask you to wear what's called a halter monitor as
16:39well.
16:40It's a little...
16:40portable device you pop around your neck.
16:42What are you saying?
16:43Are you saying that he has to wear a...
16:45panic alarm?
16:46He's only 46.
16:47It's not a panic alarm.
16:48It's just to measure the rhythm...
16:50of his heart and he only has to wear it for two days.
16:52You think he's going to have a heart attack, don't you?
16:55No.
16:56That's not what she's saying.
16:57I'm fine, ma.
16:58If you were fine, you wouldn't be happy.
17:00I'm having palpitations.
17:01Sorry, um, what is it you're looking for?
17:04I wouldn't lie to spec-
17:05We don't have to speculate until we get all the results back.
17:07But if you had to, with the palpitations...
17:10I'd swear down if she says palpitations one more time.
17:13Cool.
17:15I'm sorry.
17:19These tests...
17:20They're all just standard procedures for someone with Ben's symptoms.
17:24So please try not to worry.
17:25Go home, cut down on caffeine and alcohol, and try to cut out...
17:30And he's stressed in your life.
17:31Sigh.
17:36Good look at that.
17:37Good look at that.
17:40Good look at that.
17:41Good look at that.
17:42T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t.
17:45These tests are not necessary, but it's quite infinite.
17:46Do you have fun?
17:47That's great.
17:49Yeah.
17:51I'm having fun.
17:53I'm having fun.
17:55I'm having fun.
17:56I don't know.
17:58I'm having fun.
18:00I'm not having fun, but I'm having fun.
18:02This is fun.
18:03I'm having fun.
18:06I'm having fun.
18:07I'm having fun.
18:08Leave it!
18:09We've got to at least pick up the glass.
18:10How many more times?
18:13You really are determined to have no one, aren't you?
18:17I'm sorry.
18:18It's fine, I'm used to it.
18:22You can't carry on like this.
18:23It is, mate.
18:24It's him.
18:25Cal.
18:26I tried to warn you.
18:28Debby?
18:29I tried to warn everyone, but no one believes me.
18:33They all think I've...
18:33I've got it in for him because I've had it.
18:35But I know he was driving that car.
18:37I know!
18:38And you know he's driving the car that hit you.
18:41Yeah.
18:43Yeah, he needs sorting before he hurts anyone else.
18:49Cala came around before.
18:51Sore through the...
18:53Sore through the blinds.
18:54I was upstairs getting changed.
18:55By the time I was down, she was gone.
18:58I think it's a good sign.
19:00She obviously wants to see you.
19:04Maybe she just wanted to talk about the house.
19:06No, stop it.
19:08Yeah, you're right.
19:11Yeah, you're right.
19:13Yeah, it's a good sign.
19:18It was only spot in.
19:22It was only spot in.
19:23The bleeding, it was like spots.
19:28The baby's fine.
19:29So everything's okay.
19:33Give me a picture of the scan.
19:34The baby's tiny.
19:35It's only eight weeks.
19:38And everything's definitely okay.
19:40I was scared when he told me.
19:43But then I was worried that something had happened and then...
19:47What are you trying to say?
19:48There.
19:49I'm happy.
19:50I'm happy that we're having this baby.
19:53Yeah, I'm happy too.
19:56But we need to be more careful.
19:57We need to...
19:58stay away from each other.
20:00Just until we've got enough money to leave.
20:04I didn't tell you, did I?
20:05I'm going to take that room with Leanne.
20:08So does this mean that you're still going to be seeing Daniel?
20:12Yeah.
20:13I have to.
20:15I've got to go.
20:16I'm sorry.
20:17I'm...
20:18I'm really...
20:18I'm really glad that your dad's okay.
20:19I...
20:20Can I see the...
20:21the...
20:22scan?
20:24Where do you think you're going?
20:27I'm going to go to...
20:28get up, Lauren.
20:29No, you are not.
20:30Eva can give her a hand.
20:31You go and put your feet up.
20:33It's not often I'll say this, but she's right.
20:36I do still feel a bit fragile.
20:38Yeah, look, one of a light hand.
20:39This is all your fault.
20:40Don't start, ma.
20:41You got shot of his first one.
20:43You got shot of his wife.
20:44You got shot of his baby.
20:45And now you're trying to get shot of me so you can run this place with you.
20:48your sister.
20:49It's no wonder his heart is packing up.
20:51I wish you would.
20:52If he has a...
20:53Stop!
20:54He's heard what the doctor said.
20:58I can't have any more stress.
21:00I can't...
21:01I can't...
21:02I can't...
21:03No more fights.
21:05No more drama.
21:07No more drama.
21:08No more drama.
21:09I just want a quiet life.
21:13Is that too much to ask?
21:14Is that too much to ask?
21:18Yes, yes.
21:20Yes.
21:21No more drama.
21:22No more drama.
21:23No more drama.
21:24I'll leave a lot.
21:25There are regrets.
21:26No more drama.
21:27jngllllmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
21:28You worked with someone and they looked about a little girl.
21:31There are a lot of movies, sis.
21:32Here are some people I can see from me and I am.
21:35Whoa!
21:36Weird clothes...
21:37Wonder 5 Sarah am so astraying stuff,
21:38This is awesome km which I'm Bye!
21:41The guy who gets married.
21:44Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
21:49I'll see you next time.
22:04Where are you from?
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