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Coronation Street - Season 67 - Episode 05: Wednesday, 7Th January 2026
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00:00You
00:10Oh
00:15Oh
00:20Evan Snapper
00:24Right
00:25Uh
00:27Why is Weatherfield again?
00:30Okay
00:35Oh
00:37Oh
00:39Oh
00:40Oh
00:42Oh
00:44Okay
00:46Oh
00:48Oh
00:52Oh
00:56Oh
01:00You
01:02Oh
00:45I'm going to take a look at the top of the top of the top.
01:19Still can't believe it's real even if the papers say it is.
01:23Yeah.
01:25Fancy a brew?
01:27Yeah, please.
01:31Well, I mean, they transferred us back to Manchester and honestly...
01:36Every bomb break, I just kept thinking this is it.
01:40The senator's going to give away.
01:42She's going to bleed out.
01:44Bleed out or fall into labour here on a hard shoulder.
01:48Longest ride of your life, eh?
01:51Not slept.
01:52Either of us.
01:53I'm knackered.
01:54I can't get back on ward until nine.
01:55Opps at ten.
01:56But every hour, the baby's in the wound.
01:59They said the tumor...
02:00The tumor could be getting bigger.
02:01Still might be cancerous, you see.
02:03It's a lot to get your head around.
02:04Yeah.
02:05I mean, there'll be 30 people in operating deal.
02:09Yeah.
02:10There'll be Team Shona and Team Baby.
02:13Has she told you...
02:14Do you like how the...
02:15Yeah, well, she said it's like, erm...
02:16It's like a caesarean, but...
02:18Yeah, so...
02:19So, they deliver the baby, erm...
02:21But they can't cut the cord yet, because she won't be...
02:24able to breathe on her own.
02:25Oh, poor little mate.
02:26Mr. Lee's talked us through everything.
02:28He's a mister.
02:29He's not even a doctor, apparently.
02:30He's won down from God.
02:31And they fly him all over the world to do this.
02:34So, he's gonna...
02:35He's gonna take the...
02:36The...
02:37Mass.
02:38Right, but he'll remove it today?
02:39Well, no.
02:40He can't, you see.
02:41Because...
02:42She'll be too tiny.
02:43They have to...
02:44Wait until she's a little bit bigger, so they know exactly what they're dealing with.
02:47So, it'll put a breathing tube...
02:49And then, once that's all working and up and running, then the midwives can cut the cord...
02:54But until then, he'll have both their lives in his hands.
02:59At the same time.
03:00Sigh.
03:01Sigh.
03:02Sigh.
03:03Sigh.
03:04Sigh.
03:04Sigh.
03:05Sigh.
03:08Sigh.
03:09Sigh.
03:09I'm going to go to the next video.
03:14It's so hot, so hot.
03:19When a little girl will never get to meet you.
03:24It's so hot.
03:29It's so hot.
03:34Paya, coffee, please.
03:40Take away.
03:41I don't think you could do with it.
03:43I both.
03:44Just driven up from Bristol.
03:46My condolences.
03:49It's so hot.
03:51It's so hot.
03:53It's so hot.
03:54There can't be that many of them around.
03:56Gay vickers.
04:00What makes you think he was gay?
04:01What do you mean apart from me?
04:02Gruby.
04:04I read it in one of the papers.
04:10Anything else?
04:12Uh, cheese and onion pie.
04:13Longest on steak.
04:14Start till 12 and that second earlier.
04:17Right.
04:19Some other time.
04:24Cheers.
04:29Cheers.
04:30Cheers.
04:31Cheers.
04:34Because that doesn't say anything about him being gay.
04:39Hmm?
04:40Are the doctors and midwives all primed?
04:42You know, Mr. Lee and his team.
04:44We're-
04:44still waiting on a few people.
04:46Heh.
04:47Cheers.
04:50I mean, they are all set to go though, aren't they?
04:52You know, he is the OG, isn't he?
04:54Well, he wouldn't put it like that, but we'd clone him if we could.
04:58He's so in demand.
04:59That's what gets him out of bed, making sure that his paediatric students are-
05:04get the very best training.
05:05Wow.
05:06The operation's really happening.
05:09Isn't it?
05:10I mean, you wouldn't be doing all this if it wasn't, would you?
05:12I-I think-
05:14The consultant wanted a word with you.
05:15The consultant wanted a word with you.
05:19How far away is he?
05:22How far away is he?
05:24How far away is he?
05:25Well, you said five minutes, five minutes ago.
05:28I-
05:29I can't drive, can I?
05:30I've told you that.
05:31Well, can't you take me, Tim?
05:34Oh, f-
05:36Oh, f-
05:37Oh, f-
05:38Oh, f-
05:39Oh, f-
05:44Oh, f-
06:09Mate, are you having a laugh?
06:11I thought you were moving.
06:13In this...
06:14In this space, yeah?
06:15Right.
06:16Sorry, I'm running late.
06:18And...
06:19Okay.
06:21All right.
06:23Clown.
06:24Okay.
06:25Okay.
06:26Okay.
06:30I'm sorry.
06:31Flaming Captain Joel.
06:33I forgot your dressing gown.
06:34I had to...
06:35I had to go back for that.
06:35I nearly had a fight with some clown in car park, over a car parking space.
06:39What's happened?
06:39We still...
06:40We still...
06:41We still have a situation.
06:42What?
06:42Why?
06:42You serious?
06:43Look, you got us all the way from Hotton for this.
06:45Just...
06:45Let us be.
06:46Mr. Lee's in Lithuania.
06:48Yeah, and he was flying back.
06:49His flight was cancelled.
06:50Right, well then...
06:50Can we wait?
06:51No, we can't.
06:52We've an on-call team of paediatric ENT surgeons, all trained...
06:55Look, I am still in shock from the crash, okay?
06:59He's had a seizure from the stress...
07:00Yes, did they tell you that?
07:01And now you're putting this on top of everything.
07:03All right, all right, come here, come here.
07:04Just, just, come here.
07:05Can we just, just take a breath, come on.
07:09Come on, they know what they're doing.
07:10It's gonna be all right.
07:15All right, let's go.
07:20Yeah?
07:23So you're bringing a ringer in?
07:25The on-call.
07:25A paediatric ENT.
07:27Yeah, and he's same level and he's a mister.
07:30You're not gonna try...
07:30And fobber's off with some doctor, are you?
07:33Er, hi.
07:35Shona, is it?
07:36I'm Vincent Harper.
07:37I'll be performing the surgery on your baby today.
07:39Er, we did...
07:40We did have our hopes pinned on Mr Lee.
07:42No offence, it's just, he's the one that we know.
07:44Mr Harper's a very...
07:45...experienced ear, nose and throat specialist.
07:48He's come all the way from Bristol to join the team today.
07:51Well, thank you.
07:52No, no, thank you for allowing the two students in.
07:55Feetal...
07:55Typical cervical teratomas like this are rare, but it's a great learning opportunity.
08:00And you...
08:00Have you done this kind of operation before, then?
08:03As I say, Mr Harper is a leader in the field.
08:06Consent's all done?
08:07Yeah.
08:08And obstetrics all happy?
08:09Mm-hmm.
08:09Great.
08:10Let's cry.
08:10Shona, I'll see you down in theatre.
08:13You left your lights on, by the way.
08:15Cheers.
08:20You're light.
08:20So you drove?
08:22I didn't have a choice, did I?
08:23You could have killed someone.
08:25Yeah, but I didn't.
08:27And look, I was all right until he tried robbing my space.
08:30Look, you had...
08:30You had a seizure and you drove, and then you picked a fight with the surgeon.
08:33Well, I didn't know anything was the surgeon.
08:35Did I have a fight with you?
08:35It's just some clown.
08:36Wait.
08:38We really need to go.
08:40Well, I'm fine.
08:41All right?
08:41It was fine.
08:42I can't.
08:43Shona, can we not do this now?
08:45Please.
09:50Right. Move on. We'll do the tracheotomy.
09:54Good call.
09:55Baby's good enough to contend with without being starved of oxygen.
09:59Scarpel, please.
10:00BP.
10:0072 over 52.
10:03Making the incision.
10:05Now.
10:11Treat.
10:12Treat.
10:14Treat.
10:15Treat.
10:16Treat.
10:17Treat.
10:18Treat.
10:19Health.
10:20Treat.
10:21Treat.
10:22Treat.
10:23Treat.
10:24Treat.
10:25Treat.
10:26104.
10:27enz!
10:28Pull.
10:29avam.
10:30Share.
10:31Find.
10:32Freeze.
10:33Shoot.
10:34Beat.
10:35Force.
10:36Pete.
10:37Watch.
10:38Experience.
10:39Pued esta mua.
10:40Take it.
10:41Isa!
10:42Seabare.
10:44news david yeah okay now the baby's been moved to the nicu and
10:49she's breathing well and a heartbeat stable i wish mine was
10:54china doing she's in recovery she's going to be very tired and very tender
10:59and it'll be at least a six-week recovery yeah um where shall i go first
11:04baby well baby obviously come on okay
11:09yeah all right great thanks
11:14i'm not open yet so it's just us i know you said you put it on the flat chart but
11:19i don't know some of us only get flat chat second hand that's a blessing the mental
11:23age of the comments is about
11:2413. on a good day there's no news how's the mood in the factory the old tin
11:29i suppose when uh things go a bit mad people like certainty don't they
11:43you
11:34don't get much more mad than lisa's ex-wife turning up from the dead poor carla
11:39well she's been discharged and she's staying in a hotel like we were joking though saying oh
11:44she's
11:44probably chatting up some cocktail waiters well you weren't to know that she'd been kidnapped by some psycho
11:49yeah todd isn't picking up yeah neither see ya
12:02you
11:54gary was all for going around there but i don't know i just think i probably need the space
11:59don't
11:59don't know poor todd that's both best mates gone
12:04at least she's got theo i suppose i'll just keep having this stupid bargain in my head
12:09so
12:09the universal god whoever just like we've already lost billy
12:15and we can't leave showing this baby as well
12:25you
12:19okay
12:21you
12:23anyway i hope it went well
12:28you
12:24Drive safely.
12:25Oh!
12:26Sorry.
12:27Happy birthday.
12:28It's your birthday.
12:297th of Jan.
12:30Worst day in the world.
12:32No one's ever got any money.
12:34From Christmas.
12:35I bet you get joint Christmas and birthday presents.
12:38My whole...
12:39Life.
12:40Everyone's always maxed out their credit cards.
12:42Nobody ever wants to go out or...
12:44Have fun.
12:45Do anything.
12:46It's a good job my clubbing days are behind me.
12:50Well hello gorgeous girl.
12:52Look at you.
12:54Moving all by yourself.
12:55With a little help from...
12:59Tubey McWimpipe here.
13:01And...
13:02Mrs. Spaghetti Head.
13:04I love you.
13:05I love you.
13:06I love you.
13:07I love you.
13:08Everybody...
13:09Everybody's excited to meet you.
13:10Your mum for one thing.
13:14And she's like...
13:16The cat's pyjamas.
13:19On the bee's knees.
13:20I mean she's crushed out.
13:24Now...
13:25But...
13:26When she wakes up.
13:29She wasn't sure if she was ever going to get to meet you.
13:34I'm so glad she wasINS around.
13:36So...
13:37She's like...
13:38A good boy, the cat's in my head.
13:39She is so happy.
13:40She's like...
13:41To be looking forward to the cat.
13:42My little cat...
13:43I've got kids on my head.
13:44I really want to put them on because it's not nice.
13:45I've had the cat's in her my head.
13:46She's like...
13:47I'm so happy.
13:48I'm so happy.
13:49I can't make a cat.
13:50She's really worried.
13:51I can't make a cat.
13:52I'm gonna be worried about him.
13:53I'm so happy.
13:55She's not happy.
13:56I can't make any man.
13:58I'm so happy.
13:59I'm so happy.
14:00Yeah.
14:01I...
14:02I'm so happy.
14:03That's pretty much.
13:44I knew he wouldn't let us down, though.
13:49Oh, and you've got a sister.
13:51Yeah.
13:52Lily.
13:53Erm...
13:54Brother?
13:55Max?
13:56No doubt he'll be on at us to send photos.
13:59Er, uncle, auntie, grannies.
14:05So, yeah.
14:06I won't tell you this now because, believe me, you're not going to...
14:09I'm going to get a minutes piece.
14:14Ah.
14:15Hi.
14:16Hiya.
14:17She, uh, gave us a...
14:19A bit of a scare.
14:20Yeah, yeah.
14:21Me and all.
14:22Erm, they have explained to you...
14:24What do you think about the tracheostomy?
14:26Erm, just that it's temporary until the...
14:29Remove the tumour.
14:30Er, and such would you tell us that it's not cancerous.
14:33Yeah, let's hope so.
14:34Yeah.
14:35It will be a couple of months, but once they're breathing strong enough, they'll take it out.
14:39The tracheocyte will heal, the tumour site will heal, and she'll be eating and speaking.
14:44Normally.
14:45Well...
14:46Unlike Rust at Fenler.
14:49Well, I'm...
14:51I'm going to bottle that, you know.
14:53She's...
14:54I've...
14:55There's a long way to go, but it's...
14:57It's a very good result so far.
14:59Mm.
14:59Listen, the, erm, parking, er, business...
15:04I...
15:05I missed the sign for staff parking.
15:09I was stressed.
15:10Same.
15:11Erm...
15:12Yeah, I just want to say I'm sorry, you know.
15:14Erm...
15:14And thank you to you, you know.
15:16Everyone's been great.
15:17The whole team, but especially you, you know.
15:19I mean, you've had that long drive up and all those eyes on you.
15:23What can I say?
15:24I'm a...
15:25Solid gold hero.
15:26Well, you are to us, believe me.
15:28If...
15:29You don't mind, er...
15:30This hero's going to make like a banana and...
15:32Yeah.
15:33Yeah, of course.
15:34Actually, I'm sure you've got meetings and whatnot.
15:36Er...
15:37Pegasaurus-shaped birthday cake.
15:38I can't...
15:39Can't start without me.
15:40Oh, you've got the same birthday?
15:42No way!
15:43Did you hear that?
15:44Don't miss it.
15:45You've got a lot to live up to.
15:47She's a plucky one.
15:49Plucky or Balshy.
15:50Yeah.
15:51Northern grit, we call it.
15:53But listen...
15:54Thank you, honestly.
15:55Erm...
15:56Safe trip.
15:57Yeah.
15:59Take care.
16:00Yeah.
15:59Thanks, Mr Harper.
16:04We've got to look.
16:05You know, I was just so excited.
16:07Please be and that's good.
16:09I'll do that.
16:10See you later.
16:13Bye Mark.
16:19Hi.
16:20Hi.
16:21Hi.
16:22Hi.
16:23Hi.
16:24Hi.
16:25Hi.
16:26Hi.
16:27Hi.
16:28Hi.
16:29Hi.
16:30Hi.
16:31Hi.
16:32Nice.
16:33Hi.
16:09So she's in the neonatal ICU.
16:14It's very comfortable.
16:19Oh, erm, they couldn't get the tube in.
16:23So I'll have to...
16:24I've got a tracheostomy in, so she can breathe.
16:28Which is no biggie.
16:29You know, just until she's over the worst.
16:33The main thing is...
16:34She's here.
16:36And she's doing amazing.
16:39Blank them all.
16:44I think Billy must have been looking down on us today.
16:49She's here.
16:51She's here.
16:53She's here.
17:04We're closed.
17:09Oh, um, you still got that cheese and onion pie?
17:12I couldn't think of anything else.
17:14Yeah, I think I've got one left to go.
17:19My granny was from Wigan.
17:24Right, well, those guys know how to make a pie.
17:29But it's all vegan tofu down your neck of the woods.
17:34Ha, yeah, a bit.
17:38The coffee machine...
17:39The coffee machine's off, but I can do your tea.
17:41Ah, this day gets better and better.
17:44Before you ask.
17:49It's not ironic.
17:53How come you...
17:54It's closing.
17:55Yeah, it's lunchtime.
17:57Well, I'm not...
17:58I'm not really...
17:59Leaving it today.
18:05You know that Vicar we were talking about earlier,
18:07the one in the Gazette?
18:10He was my son-in-law.
18:12I'm so sorry.
18:13For you and your son.
18:15Yeah, he was a good man.
18:17You're not in a churchy way, but...
18:19But in here.
18:21He had his demons, but he meant it.
18:23And he meant...
18:24And he's stronger, and I am so bloody angry that he's gone.
18:30Don't talk about oversharing, eh?
18:33That's why I'm closing early.
18:35Right, one pie...
18:37And one tea.
18:38Oh, erm...
18:39No, no, no.
18:40You're alright, love.
18:41You enjoy yourself.
18:44It's lighter than you think.
19:07Right.
19:09I mean, it...
19:10It's a bit of a shock.
19:11It's the first thing you see, but...
19:15Only because she's so tiny.
19:17But then look at the rest of her.
19:20Look at little fingers, David.
19:21Yeah.
19:22The nails.
19:25Do you think she knows my voice?
19:27Yeah, of course she can.
19:28Well...
19:29Wow.
19:32Wow.
19:34All this keeping her alive.
19:35Yeah, well, it won't be for long.
19:39As soon as they removed the tumour and the trachea, there'll be no stopping her.
19:42You watch.
19:43Yeah, well, that's...
19:44It's not wrong before we come walk, eh?
19:47She's gonna make it, babe.
19:48I know she is.
19:49Oh, she better I do, because I just love her so much already.
19:54Oh, you know, you don't even see the white.
19:59You don't even know her eyes after a while, do you?
20:01No.
20:02You ever thought for a name?
20:05No, I...
20:07I didn't want to tempt fate.
20:09I did.
20:12What about?
20:14Harper.
20:15Harper.
20:16Harper.
20:17Like, erm...
20:18Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
20:20And also, it sounds good, doesn't it?
20:22You know?
20:23Strong.
20:24Harper.
20:24Not...
20:25Like a woman who'd run from fire for you.
20:28Yeah.
20:30Well, I love it.
20:32And she loves it too.
20:34So, I think...
20:35Life's a...
20:38Life's a...
20:39It's so fragile, isn't it?
20:43You just think one bad...
20:44...decision about a depression or, you know, a slicker...
20:49...of oil on tarmac and it can change like that.
20:54...but you can always say, it's like in this video...
20:59...and it's like, that's okay.
21:03It's too bad that it's not just the full time of rempli in bags.
21:07I'm gonna say it's okay.
21:10My favorite thing is that's where we would like to take that back into bag.
21:15...and this is a good reason for the reason for it is that we want to be in their shape.
21:21This is a good reason for the future while we are in the back, so...
20:59Rogue Moon
21:04Proud auntie
21:09Proud auntie
21:14Proud auntie
21:19Proud auntie
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