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00:00Thirty-four minutes. Four minutes late. Pizza's free.
00:03Come on, you guys live two towns away. It's pretty much...
00:05impossible to get here in 30 minutes.
00:07Exactly. That's what we ordered from your shitty pizza parlor.
00:09You guys are pretty smart.
00:10Figured out a way to beat the system.
00:13There you go.
00:15What, no tip?
00:16Sorry. Only got the big bills.
00:18You guys kind of remind me of me when I was...
00:20Fridge, actually.
00:21You know, kind of like just trying to get drunk any chance I get.
00:24You got the fridge full of...
00:25a beer, right?
00:26Man, we don't have anything.
00:27Really?
00:28Could you get us some beer?
00:29Me?
00:30Listen, I shouldn't do this, but if you give me the money that your mom gave you for the pizzas, which she didn't give me...
00:35Uh, I will run out and get you some beer.
00:37Let him do it. Let's get fucking shit-faced.
00:39But...
00:40I want to take this time.
00:41Okay.
00:42Okay.
00:43Um, we have...
00:45That's 40.
00:46Wait, um, how many am I getting?
00:48Whatever that will get us.
00:49Okay.
00:50See you soon.
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