00:00Chrissy Teigen, she's claiming that she's never
00:05farted in front of John Legend during their 12-year marriage. I don't mind a little toot here
00:10in there. We all have to do it. But I think that, I mean, if this works for Chrissy
00:15and John, good for them. I'm just scared for her, her inside.
00:20And the way her body functions, because obviously she spends a lot of time with John.
00:25She's holding in a fart all the time that she spends with John. That can't be good for your...
00:30Tummy. Also, like, we know girl loves to eat, because she cooks so well. Like, all she...
00:35What she's doing is making sauces, you know, making, like, amazing fun dishes.
00:40She also loves her fast food. She literally at one time hosted a show called, like,
00:43create, like, a snack.
00:45Talent Show on MTV or something like that. So she has indulged in a lot of food that...
00:50would, I think, scientifically make someone fart. And I worry.
00:55It's like, what happens to a fart deferred? I'm worried for when she tries...
01:00Wait, that's such a good point. Yeah.
01:05I'm scared. Eventually it's gonna bubble over, you know what I mean?
01:07Bubble.
01:10I'm scared.
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