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00:50So how about I ring Roy, explain that you're not up to him, I'm sure he'll understand.
00:53I am not for it.
00:54No, a bit of crayon.
00:55I'm the older space, I'm good to go.
00:57Okay, Bani, grief is a process, okay, it takes time, there's no...
01:00There's no hiding from it, there's no shame in it.
01:01Yeah, and I could spike till I drop, but it changes now.
01:05So listen, how about I pick up the quads, lighten your load.
01:07I was missing in action the first time round.
01:10I've got a lot to make up for.
01:11You know, that's ancient history.
01:12Okay, you're a wonderful mother, you're a wonderful grandmother.
01:15You are not a superwoman, okay, grief must out, right?
01:17How about I do me and you do me?
01:19Yeah, because...
01:20I am worried about you.
01:22Honey, I'm worried.
01:25And you keep up this place, you're going to hit a wall.
01:27This has got to stop.
01:29Seriously.
01:30You know best.
01:35You know what I'm worried about you and I'm worried about you and I'm worried about you and I'm worried about you and I'm worried about you and I'm worried about you and I'm worried about you and I'm worried about you and I'm worried about you and I'm worried about you and I'm worried about you and I'm worried about you and I'm worried about you and I'm worried about you and I'm worried about you and I'm worried about you and I'm worried about you and I'm worried about you and I'm worried about you and I'm worried about you and I'm worried about you and I'm worried about you and I'm worried about you and I'm worried about you and I'm worried about you and I'm worried about you and I'm worried about you and I'm worried about you and I'm worried about you and I'm worried about you and I'm worried about you and I'm worried about you and I'm worried about you and I'm worried about you and I'm worried about you and I'm worried about you and I'm
01:40Oh, it's strange not seeing Billy up on the altar.
01:45Oh, it was, it really was.
01:49Oh, thanks.
01:50Oh, it's funny.
01:50It's a tonic plates have certainly shifted.
01:53Oh, yes.
01:55Look, it's...
01:56How are you feeling, Bernie?
01:57Are you bearing up?
01:58I don't know.
02:00It's the alternative.
02:01Spoken like a true stoic.
02:02I was just saying to Sally, so strange.
02:05The bishop up there, no Billy.
02:07What with him being dad, you mean?
02:10Oh, cross observation.
02:11I'm sorry.
02:13I know what you meant.
02:15Hey, Bernie, you still on for tonight?
02:17Starting off at the Rovers.
02:19Copy that, Sal.
02:20Great.
02:20She just needs to allow her a bit of steam.
02:22Yeah, just what the doctor ordered.
02:25Oh, aye.
02:29What have you two been?
02:30Stop telling your dirty tickets.
02:32A lady never tells.
02:34Summer was in...
02:35Floods, understandably.
02:36Oh, she broke my heart.
02:38And Todd was just...
02:40Strican, wasn't she?
02:42Bernie's been bottling it up.
02:44Well, there's no...
02:45One size fits all.
02:47Yeah, true.
02:48But, I mean, Doug did text.
02:49He said...
02:50Let's keep an eye on her.
02:51Right.
02:52I am off-skate.
02:55Got a banging headache.
02:57Try not to fall apart without my laters.
03:00I am off-skate.
03:01I am off-skate.
03:02I am off-skate.
03:03I am off-skate.
03:04I am off-skate.
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03:06I am off-skate.
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03:10I am off-skate.
03:11I am off-skate.
03:12I am off-skate.
03:13I am off-skate.
03:14I am off-skate.
03:15I am off-skate.
03:16I am off-skate.
03:17I am off-skate.
03:18I am off-skate.
03:19I am off-skate.
03:20I am off-skate.
03:21I am off-skate.
03:22I am off-skate.
03:23I am off-skate.
03:24Hey you, back already?
03:28How was your shit?
03:29You know, make toasties, pour coffee, wipe tables.
03:34And so what's with the early dart then?
03:36How you feeling?
03:37Like I'm gonna punch the next person who I...
03:39Sorry I'm being a cow.
03:42No, I'm sorry, I'm clearly testing your patient.
03:45Listen, are you sure you don't want me to pick up the kids?
03:47No, they're expecting me.
03:48You get on with your van.
03:49Okay, well listen, how about when you get back I...
03:54Fix you a really piping hot bath and make you something lovely to me.
03:58No, I...
03:59I haven't got time.
04:00I'm er...
04:01I'm gonna jump in the shower.
04:02I'm going out with the girls.
04:05What, like another late one?
04:06Fingers crossed.
04:08What's that face?
04:09Honey, you are eating like a bird, you're barely sleeping.
04:11Well if I'm keeping you awake I can sleep in Hardy's room.
04:14Please.
04:15My point is that I really don't think another boozy night is the best idea.
04:19Dev.
04:20No, the girls will understand.
04:22Okay, but it was so precious to you.
04:24It was a special link to poor.
04:25But yes, there was an ordeal for everyone but this brave...
04:30Everyone is at me, right?
04:32Everyone has got an opinion.
04:34Honey, I am not everyone.
04:35You're suffocating me!
04:36BBC.
04:39Now just...
04:40Isn't that just like grief talking?
04:41No!
04:42No!
04:43It's me talking!
04:44And you not...
04:44Stop listening!
04:45That's purr!
04:49No!
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05:48I have prostatum.
05:53Can I offer you a cup of tea?
05:58I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
06:09I hate January at the best of times.
06:12What a poor old Billy done.
06:13Todd's fiancé did such a lovely eulogy, though.
06:19There's such a lot of love in that room, isn't there?
06:22I told Ben...
06:23I'm having a happy hour.
06:24All spirits are half price.
06:26Men?
06:27Yeah, mum, get them in.
06:28I'm quite boggling.
06:30Sometimes it pays to drink yourself, stupid.
06:32I bet.
06:33Ka-ching, ka-ching.
06:34The first round is on the house.
06:36Oh, nice one!
06:37You!
06:38You, Maggie, are an officer and a gentleman.
06:40Pretty sure I can have you cancelled for that.
06:43Right now, what's everyone having?
06:44Oh, a G&T Ice and Slice, please.
06:47Large Foddy, please.
06:48You know, to help process my grief.
06:49A large glass of wine, please.
06:50OK.
06:53I'm sorry I never met you, Paul.
06:55By all accounts, a lovely fella.
06:57Yeah, he was.
06:58Yeah.
06:59He was, yeah.
07:00Hey, come on, girls.
07:01That booth has got our name on it.
07:04Can you, er, get a wiggle on, please, Glenda?
07:06I'm parched.
07:07No!
07:08Cheers!
07:09Cheers!
07:13Cheers!
07:14Cheers!
07:15Cheers!
07:16Cheers!
07:17Cheers!
07:18Cheers!
07:19Cheers!
07:20Cheers!
07:21Yeah, thank you for everything.
07:22Oh, it wasn't all bad.
07:23I mean, I said, I'm all right.
07:24I never wanted to.
07:25Yeah.
07:26Yeah, I know.
07:27I know what you mean.
07:28Do you know what?
07:29If ever you need to unburden yourself.
07:33To be honest, I just want to get it off me face.
07:35You relate to that, right?
07:36Well, I better keep on coming and laughing.
07:38Back in a minute.
07:39Phillips.
07:40Oh, I can help you out there, Sal.
07:42How about a pint of lime?
07:43And soda?
07:44Maggie, darling.
07:45That is not going to line your pockets.
07:47It will line your pockets.
07:48It will line your stomach, though.
07:49I know you're hurting.
07:50We're all left.
07:51We're all left.
07:53That's it.
07:54Believe in Bill Gates.
07:55He's got his problems.
07:56Oh, my...
07:58I never met Paul, but I really liked Billy.
08:02You have to have...
08:03Hang on to the fact that they're in a better place now.
08:06Well, the culture now says...
08:08Maggie's only trying to be kind.
08:11She's in vain.
08:13What do you reckon?
08:14Oh, come on.
08:15They're at peace.
08:17And...
08:18We're left to get on with it.
08:19She's like a walking bridge magnet.
08:22Penny.
08:23What?
08:24Pipe down.
08:25Ball your eyes out.
08:28Show some respect.
08:29I'm sorry.
08:30I didn't mean to upset you all.
08:33No, you're building your part, love.
08:35Can you tell Gemma that I need me bad?
08:38Don't get worried, Sal.
08:41It's no biggie.
08:43Mm-hmm.
08:44Mm-hmm.
08:45Mm-hmm.
08:46Mm-hmm.
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09:05Mm-hmm.
09:06Mm-hmm.
09:08Mm-hmm.
09:09Mm-hmm.
09:10Mm-hmm.
09:11Mm-hmm.
09:12Look here, I'm taking…
09:13See how we get her, pal, and whatever seas I mean.
09:13Ooh, pint of cyanides, huh?
09:18If I'm feeling that, I'll have a whiskey and ginger, please.
09:21Drowning your sorrows.
09:23I'll meet you, mate.
09:26My life is hard.
09:28And then you die.
09:33Oh.
09:35Bene.
09:38I find out my wife is...
09:43You've been cheated on me.
09:45Oh, mate.
09:47My son.
09:48Weirdo.
09:50In an apron.
09:53He says he didn't have no clue about me.
09:55Get rid of her.
09:58Just like that.
10:00Just like that.
10:03I thought we were soulmates.
10:06Well, it's not looking good, man.
10:08Hot lights, yeah.
10:12I love that.
10:13Maybe it's just a blip.
10:18You think?
10:20No.
10:22But...
10:23They bought me a drink and you look miserable, you see.
10:28My son and his husband, they were...
10:33Not homophobe, are you?
10:35Biggest ball of Grady fan in the world.
10:38I...
10:38My God.
10:42Now my Paul and...
10:43And here's Billy.
10:44Love between them two.
10:46You could feel it.
10:48And they were put through the ringer.
10:52But every...
10:53Battle...
10:54Made him stronger.
10:57I...
10:58Bookie them.
10:59Um...
11:00Oh, yeah.
11:01Yeah.
11:03They looked out, all right.
11:04They looked out, all right.
11:08My round, please.
11:13One, two, three, four, five.
11:16Since she's looking old.
11:18Oh, my side.
11:20Say it right now.
11:21Should I look them up?
11:22Yeah.
11:23Shout yourself out.
11:24Hey.
11:25Should we go clubbing?
11:27We're fucking...
11:28Oh, come on in.
11:28Oh, come on.
11:30I've not been to Equinox for donkey.
11:31Guys, guys, sorry.
11:32We only use...
11:33And here's the music that's on PA.
11:35All right.
11:36It's the phone police.
11:38Hey.
11:41Have you been in a fight?
11:43No, we got raided by burglars.
11:45Are you kidding?
11:48But do you want a drink?
11:50No, at all.
11:51And, er, to be honest with you...
11:53I think you've probably had enough.
11:54To be honest, I'm only just getting started.
11:57She...
11:57She...
11:58She's fine.
11:58She's fine, no.
11:59She's fine.
11:59I'm looking out.
12:00I'm looking out.
12:01I'm going to go to...
12:03Hey, Bernie.
12:03Wait, I'm going to have to ask you to leave, otherwise.
12:05Come on.
12:06Management of Spoke.
12:08Come on, Bernie.
12:09Best not kick the all-its-nest.
12:12Oh, wait, boy.
12:13Right, okay.
12:14Come on, that's it.
12:15You've got to go.
12:16Now, please.
12:17Oh, no.
12:18You've got to go.
12:18You've got to go.
12:18No, no, no, no.
12:19Now.
12:20No, just think of this, right, as, er...
12:23There's a mini-wake.
12:26I've had my son-in-law yesterday.
12:28I know.
12:29I'm...
12:30I am really sorry about that.
12:32Okay, but...
12:33I've got to ask you to go, Bernie.
12:34No.
12:35I'll...
12:35I'll sorry.
12:36Please, please, please, please, please.
12:38All right, please do.
12:38All right, all right.
12:39Okay.
12:43All right, I will see you around, pal.
12:48Mal.
12:48Mal.
12:49Oh, Mal.
12:50Mal, Mal, Mal.
12:51Yeah, and you've been wifey off.
12:53Is that it?
12:54Well, Clubland beckons, and, er...
12:56I'm going to get...
12:58I've got my cake.
12:59Sounds good to me.
13:01Mm.
13:03Well, let's drink the mini-bar dry first.
13:06Room...
13:07Fif...
13:08Fifty-nine.
13:13Fifty-nine.
13:14Fifty-nine.
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13:39Fifty-nine.
13:40Fifty-nine.
13:41Fifty-nine.
13:42before you can say
13:43HACIENDA
13:44AHHHHH
13:47THE LEGENDARY
13:49HACIENDA
13:52Good to know, so should we take him before you send me into a coma?
13:55AHHHHH
13:56I love moving you Jake
13:57What have you been down?
13:58I'm in a safe space
14:00I'm a new best friend
14:02If you wish me
14:03I'd be rude not to
14:07How long before you can tip?
14:10Not long
14:12You know, a couple of hours of oblivion will do me nicely
14:15You beat all hell and bad
14:17I'm not back yet love
14:19No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
14:22Just, just, just be in the moment mate
14:25Right, just
14:27Just chill, Kate
14:29I
14:30I
14:31I
14:32I
14:33I
14:34I
14:35I
14:36I
14:37I
14:39I
14:41You
14:42The ceiling is like a cloud.
14:47Let's go.
14:50For real.
14:52Nah.
14:52Just trying to be cold.
14:56What in the...
14:57Those slacks.
14:57Hey.
14:59If you're mocking me,
15:01you have to pay a full...
15:02I've got about four quid in my purse,
15:05so go and knock yourself out.
15:07Get out, mate.
15:08I'll settle for a kiss.
15:12I'm married.
15:13So has my wife been in crampo style?
15:17Oh, nice one.
15:19Don't sound so surprised.
15:21I can par...
15:22How about a cuddle, then?
15:26And we can both...
15:27Do you know...
15:30That vodka's cold.
15:32Don't call in, mate.
15:37I can't...
15:38I can't...
15:38I can't...
15:40Hey.
15:42Hey, is Benny alright?
15:44We've got a kebab!
15:47Hi, Daddy!
15:49We thought it was a little bit cold for Newcastle, but we wanted...
15:52It's such a feeling of love, don't it?
15:54Mum! We got you a kebab!
15:56No, no, no...
15:57She's not with you.
15:59No, no, she left ages ago.
16:02Oh, maybe she's gone to your house, not the little cuddle with the baby.
16:06Aw, come here.
16:07You know, she wouldn't do that, would she?
16:08No!
16:09No, she had a bit of umbrage with Maggie or something.
16:11She said...
16:12She said something.
16:13What?
16:14Yeah, it was something or nothing.
16:15She just said a lot to drink.
16:16Are we all laughing?
16:17Hey!
16:18Hey!
16:19Hey!
16:20Hey!
16:21Hey!
16:22Why don't you tell me?
16:23Because she told me not to!
16:24Yeah, alright ladies, listen, I'm sure she's okay.
16:26Let's just give her a...
16:28Oh!
16:29I didn't know...
16:32I reckon that dealer in the dog and gun sold us a couple of tranks.
16:36Oh, sorry.
16:37I thought it would be.
16:38Tell me about...
16:42I don't know if you were dead sure.
16:43Oh, you're so funny.
16:44Yeah.
16:45Oh, you're so funny.
16:46Yeah.
16:47Yeah, he was kind.
16:49He was dead fuller.
16:52He was lazy.
16:54He was a great stepdad.
16:57He was a good boxer.
16:59He was a terrible cock.
17:02Tell me about your living wife.
17:07She could be in MI5.
17:10She's probably there right now.
17:12On the corner.
17:13Ha!
17:14All these years.
17:15Three decades.
17:18That's an achievement.
17:19Only if they're happy, he is.
17:22It would be something to celebrate.
17:24Otherwise, it's just a matter of not being...
17:27unhappy enough to get divorced, but you slowly wade your way through 25 calendars.
17:32Parents' evenings, Christmases with the in-laws...
17:37Ashes, matches, and dispatches.
17:41Ha!
17:42I'm glad you found my baby's little life so funny.
17:45Ha!
17:47I don't think I ever went to a parents' evening.
17:51Eh, not a...
17:52What?
17:53Raven.
17:54Eh...
17:55Yeah, my kids...
17:57Had to spend around me.
18:00It was a total disgrace.
18:02Well, it's not just down to you.
18:05What about your husband?
18:06A man?
18:07A man in your life.
18:08I like the kids down on every level.
18:09They are terrible food.
18:10They are terrible stuff.
18:11They are terrible stuff.
18:12And he's just kept at us.
18:13Idiots.
18:17I didn't grow up till I was 50.
18:22I'm sorry.
18:27Faint heart, fair maiden.
18:32You look so sad.
18:37My kids deserve better.
18:41I'm sure.
18:42I'm sure you did your best.
18:44Oh, you were gorgeous.
18:47A proper firecracker.
18:51I was an old friend.
18:52Faint mother.
18:55I'll never get a chance.
18:57To make it up to him.
19:02Billy.
19:05Billy was a little familiar.
19:07Billy was a little bit of his life.
19:10Billy was bold.
19:12Billy was the loveliest.
19:17He was the kindest.
19:20He was the kindest.
19:22He was a little piece of my ball.
19:27And now he's gone.
19:32They're both gone.
19:37Billy was a little lamb.
19:38Oh.
19:38Oh.
19:40Oh.
19:42Hey darling, it's
19:47It's me again, Party Booker in Chief
19:50Love that you're partying
19:52Like I have a knack of making things worse, right?
19:57Anyway, listen, it's late
20:01It's very early
20:02And you haven't even got your big coat
20:04So please come home
20:07Or let me know where you are
20:09And I'll come pick you up
20:12I love you
20:17What's up
20:22Some complaints about the noise
20:25Some people should get a life
20:27It's two o'clock in the morning, Bernie
20:32What's it happened?
20:35We just got wrecked together
20:37It's none of my business
20:43Just don't let Debbie see you
20:45She's going to be in at seven
20:46I'll be long
20:47I'm gone
20:50Nothing happened
20:52Just took a pill
20:53It's an old biggie
20:54Ah, I didn't hear that
20:55Right, anything else you've got
20:56Goes down the bar
20:57We only have two
20:58Oh, yippee
21:01Ryan
21:03Nothing happened
21:04Nothing happened
21:06Ah
21:08I doubt Devin call this nothing
21:10I doubt Devin call this nothing
21:11I doubt Devin call this nothing
21:12Just go home, Bernie
21:17Thank you
21:18Thank you
21:19Come see
21:21Me
21:22Hurry up!
21:24There's a big queue out here!
21:26Hurry up!
21:27There's a big queue out here!
21:29There's a big queue out here!
21:31There's a big queue out here!
21:32Oh my god!
21:34Oh my god!
21:36It's so good!
21:37Help me!
21:39I'll just give it to you!
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22:05Hi!
22:06Bye.
22:11Cheers.
22:16You
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