00:00.
00:30You think you got away with it?
00:35I know what you did.
00:40I know.
00:45I know.
00:49I know.
00:50I know.
00:51I only turned my back on it for two minutes.
00:53Sorry, we were trying not to wake you.
00:55You crashed that.
00:56Hey?
00:57Sorry, Brekkie was meant to be a treat.
01:00I know.
01:01I know.
01:02I know.
01:03I know.
01:04I know.
01:05I know.
01:06I know.
01:07I know.
01:08I know.
01:09I know.
01:10I know.
01:11I know.
01:12I know, a right-hand woman.
01:14Good job I got my left-hand woman, eh?
01:17Oh, I almost forgot.
01:20For you.
01:23They were my last present.
01:25I gave them to him on Christmas Day.
01:27They're too good.
01:29I can't.
01:31Well, I can't.
01:32I can't.
01:33I can't.
01:34I can't.
01:35I can't.
01:36I can't.
01:37I can't.
01:40Oh, let me move poles.
01:42Paul...
01:45You know, if you're still struggling with your youth...
01:47me and Theo can take Paul's ashes down to Shuttleworth's.
01:50He said his goodbyes to...
01:52No, no, no.
01:53No, honestly, it's no problem.
01:56Anything I can do to help.
01:57I can't.
01:58I can't.
01:59I can't.
02:00I can't.
02:01I can't.
02:02I can't.
02:03I can't.
02:04I can't.
02:05I can't.
02:06Makes a change, you being waited on.
02:07I can't.
02:08I can't.
02:09I can't.
02:10I can't.
02:11I can't.
02:12Excuse me?
02:13No, she's kidding.
02:14Yeah, but today...
02:15No, she gets it.
02:16I just want to feel...
02:17I feel normal.
02:18No, come on, honey.
02:19I know you're okay.
02:20You want everybody else to feel normal.
02:22I know.
02:22Oh, the funeral?
02:23Come on.
02:24Yes, I have been to too many, but that's the...
02:27price you pay for a long life, and in some ways, it's a privilege.
02:32But I'm more concerned about Summer.
02:34No, look...
02:35Look, she's just a kid and...
02:37Billy was a rock.
02:38We need to rally round.
02:39You're right.
02:42Hey, you all set?
02:45Yeah, as much as I can.
02:47It can be.
02:48Well, I'm sure it'll be a full house if there's any justice.
02:50Hmm.
02:52Er...
02:53Shouldn't you be at work, mate?
02:55Shouldn't you be...
02:57Minding your own business, mate?
02:59See, honey, it's just like everybody wants a piece of your...
03:02Okay, okay.
03:03It's not just about your time, okay?
03:04It has cortisol levels.
03:05Right, lads.
03:06Why don't you...
03:07I'll help you.
03:08I'll get you a brew.
03:09Oh, after you, old timer.
03:10By all means.
03:12Now, I've just been reminded by my boss that I've got a job to go to.
03:17So I want my best staff in on time, should be.
03:22I'll help you.
03:27Bye.
03:27What most people get wrong about Billy...
03:32I don't know what to do...
03:37Todd, two minutes.
03:40Yeah, but we're still going to...
03:42I'm not going to drop Paul's ashes off yet.
03:45Billy didn't become...
03:47a priest because he thought he was better.
03:52He did it because he knew he was the same.
03:57Floored.
03:59Like the rest of us.
04:02It's all just so...
04:06Meh.
04:07I wanted him to sing.
04:09Listen, why don't you let George read it?
04:12Get out, eh?
04:13I will be alright when I get up there.
04:16Adrenaline.
04:17Okay, King.
04:18It'd be too much for anyone.
04:20I owe in.
04:22I owe him so much.
04:27Okay.
04:28I owe him so much for you.
04:29I owe him so much.
04:30I owe him so much for you.
04:31Okay.
04:32I owe him so much for you.
04:37Joel, he is doing too much.
04:40He's doing the funeral.
04:41He's doing the eulogies.
04:42He's talking after summer.
04:42I said to him, you need to take a back seat.
04:45Oh, yeah, yeah.
04:46I've said the same.
04:47George, has that customer been in touch?
04:52You know, the one, um, the one who came in when you were at the valetors?
04:55No.
04:57So we never found out who that was?
04:59No.
05:00No, but if they need us, they'll...
05:02I'll come back.
05:07I promise myself I won't gonna do this.
05:12You proper loved him.
05:14I just can't believe I'm never gonna hear that piece of tennis singing.
05:17I'll come back to the boys again.
05:18He's had him lined up, you know.
05:21He's gonna give Susie...
05:22He's gonna give you some lessons.
05:24I don't like Glenda, are you saying that?
05:27Oh, you've got these cars lovely and sh...
05:32It's shiny, George.
05:33That must take some elbow grease, eh?
05:36It's just me, why an axe?
05:37I kind of like this.
05:38I'll give you four good reasons.
05:39Um, so, friends, if you'd like...
05:42to start making your way, we'll...
05:43we'll see you at St Mary's.
05:46I'm gonna walk.
05:47Kits mortified.
05:51The short stuff.
05:52I'm gonna snore, don't I?
05:53David and Shana can't make it either.
05:55We've got a meeting for the time now.
05:57Must be hell.
05:59We are going through.
06:01No.
06:02Went looking for you in The Undertaker's.
06:06Oh.
06:07Never interrupt a man at prayer.
06:09Not when he's got so much to offload.
06:12Deal.
06:13Waiting for you.
06:15Doodle bit.
06:17No.
06:18No.
06:19No.
06:20No.
06:21No.
06:22So much for family.
06:25I'd rather ride with you.
06:27You guys.
06:32I'd rather ride with you.
06:37We'll be back.
06:37All things bright and beautiful and beautiful.
06:42All things bright and beautiful and beautiful.
06:47All things bright and beautiful and beautiful.
06:52All things bright and beautiful.
06:57Thank you. Please be seated.
07:03You know this thing all that at Glastow now.
07:06What? I thought it was on the red.
07:07I am reliably informed that that will be considered an old school.
07:12Banger on the festival circuit.
07:15See, I told you.
07:17I'm sure that would make Billy laugh.
07:21I've...
07:22spoken...
07:23about Billy...
07:25the Reverend.
07:28But to talk about Billy the man...
07:31I...
07:32welcome...
07:33his best friend...
07:36Todd Grimshaw.
07:42Thanks.
07:55The first time I saw Billy...
07:57Billy...
07:59in his dog collar.
08:02I...
08:03I...
08:04I...
08:05thought...
08:06...
08:07what a waste.
08:10What a waste.
08:12Oh yeah.
08:13It is.
08:14What?
08:15Just...
08:16He's not the only one.
08:18Did you fancy a billionaire?
08:20But five minutes in his company...
08:22though...
08:23I don't realise...
08:25I don't realise...
08:26I don't realise...
08:27it was all...
08:31when...
08:32for you.
08:36For you.
08:37So...
08:38Yeah.
08:47I can't.
08:50Don't help it.
08:52Come on.
08:57It's all right.
08:59It's all right.
09:02It's all right.
09:07It's all right.
09:37Cards on the table.
09:38The first time I saw Todd and Billy together, I was so jealous.
09:41I saw him laugh.
09:46And bicker and college.
09:51And I saw them be amazing folks.
09:56It's all right.
09:57It's all right.
09:58It's all right.
09:59It's all right.
10:01I saw him grieve.
10:03It's all right.
10:04It's all right.
10:06But, like, if there was enough room for me.
10:11It's all right.
10:12It's all right.
10:14It's all right.
10:16Billy Mayhew.
10:17He made room.
10:19He made room.
10:20He always made room.
10:23Yeah.
10:24It's all right.
10:25Yeah.
10:26It's all right.
10:27It's all right.
10:28It's all right.
10:29It's all right.
10:30It's all right.
10:31It's all right.
10:32It's all right.
10:33It's all right.
10:34It's all right.
10:35It's all right.
10:36It's all right.
10:37And I feel cheated.
10:39And if we could talk to that wedding just an hour longer, he'd still be with us.
10:44Billy.
10:45Billy.
10:49Billy.
10:50Billy.
10:51I am.
10:54Billy.
10:55I hope you're with your beloved Paul.
10:59Billy.
11:00Billy.
11:01Did you miss him?
11:02I have a family.
11:03Billy.
11:04Who's my one?
11:05Billy.
11:06We are back.
11:07Billy.
11:08Obviously we can't do it.
11:10Billy.
11:11We're back.
11:12We can't do it.
11:13Billy.
11:14Billy.
11:15Cheers.
11:16Billy.
11:17Was it a family?
11:18Billy.
11:19We could've been to you.
11:20Billy.
11:21Billy.
11:22What's up, Billy?
11:23Billy.
11:24Billy.
11:25Billy.
11:26Billy.
11:27Billy.
11:33Good afternoon, mate. I'm going to have to ask you to take that off. Sorry, it's hotel policy.
11:38I'm going to have to ask you to open the safe.
11:41Well, let's just wind up.
11:43Yeah.
11:44That's legit.
11:46You hate me.
11:48I...
11:48I...
11:48I don't know the combination.
11:49You said open the safe.
11:51No.
11:51No.
11:51No.
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13:43No.
13:44Well, they could kill me here, so I opened it.
13:48Yeah.
13:49I came straight down.
13:51Oh, that looks nasty.
13:52It's a good job Carl got here when he did it.
13:54Look, I've been here before mate.
13:59Anyway, there's two of them.
14:04Two against one with a hammer.
14:06I'd give them a combination.
14:08Okay.
14:09Okay.
14:10Alright.
14:11Then the...
14:14They were kicking off.
14:15It wasn't enough.
14:19And then they dragged me out and opened the till and that's when Carl walked in.
14:24But the flow for the night bar, 200 quid.
14:27And three grandads.
14:29Debbie with Drew from the bank.
14:31She wanted to pay for Billy's funeral.
14:33Billy's mates wanted...
14:34Didn't take it, so Muggins here.
14:35Told her to put her in the safe.
14:37If you can believe that.
14:39I'm going to take it.
14:40I'm going to take it.
14:41I'm going to take it.
14:42It's all right.
14:43I'm going to take it.
14:44I'm going to take it.
14:45It'll be all right for a drink, guys.
14:46It's all right.
14:47Okay.
14:48What are you saying there?
14:49Thank you very much.
14:52All right.
14:53Thank you very much.
14:54I'm steady, darling.
14:56Well, it's thirsty work, all that...
14:59Good morning, isn't it?
15:00Talking to an expert.
15:01Eva, is it just...
15:04That first one, that's for him?
15:05There's no stinting on my watch, babe.
15:07I thought you'd be relieved it's all over.
15:10We just buried my best mate.
15:12I was there.
15:14There.
15:15You were the star of the show.
15:17Are you jealous?
15:19I can't do the seat.
15:20You're jealous.
15:21I can't do the seat.
15:22I can't do the seat.
15:23I can't do it.
15:24All right, let's go on, if you need.
15:29Right, that is it.
15:31I am burning all of the black clothes in my wardrobe.
15:33Burning.
15:34Well, donate then.
15:36Watch out, Gregory Pope, you won't know what's hit you.
15:39I sweated blood over that eulogy and you didn't even read it.
15:45Couple of sentences and then here's Theo.
15:48Everybody loved it, I thought you were...
15:49Good and all.
15:50He was my best friend.
15:52And say it.
15:54Say it, Todd.
15:55They're not my biggest fun.
15:59So here's the next one.
16:04Look, I couldn't read your words.
16:09It's my fault he's dead.
16:12Who isn't?
16:14Everybody knows.
16:18I've just been in.
16:19A bit braver.
16:22Billy would still be with us.
16:29You did him proud.
16:34We did him proud.
16:36You saw the amazing turnout.
16:39I don't want to fall out today, all right?
16:44I need today to be a success.
16:48So let's have a good drink.
16:49All right, none of that Prosecco rubbish.
16:51Eva's got some decent red.
16:54Listen, look.
16:58Listen, look.
17:00I'm going to stay out here and check my messages.
17:01Why don't you go inside and see if she's got a nice pop there?
17:04Bye.
17:09Flying horse.
17:13Four o'clock, we said, in the rock up here.
17:14Street where Ryan lives.
17:15It's not like he's going to recognise us, is it?
17:17We went out on a limb.
17:18And for what?
17:19A pocket.
17:19Doxie, if you quit.
17:21I cleared the safe this morning.
17:22You don't really think I trust you jokers with series?
17:24And you wonder why we came to you?
17:28All right, calm down.
17:29I'm going to cash.
17:34So there we are, me and Adam, getting down and do it.
17:39Adam, should I be listening to this?
17:41No, cover your ears.
17:43It's ancient history, anyway.
17:45He's dressed as an elf.
17:46I'm dressed as a reindeer.
17:47Full on tonsil tennis behind the curtain.
17:49In any trumps?
17:51I must have blacked all of this out.
17:53Yes, Billy.
17:54With a posse, can I add?
17:56Jesus' little sunbeams.
17:57He must have been scarred for life.
17:59They were only about...
17:59About six or seven.
18:01That could have been the quads, that.
18:03The kids' eyes were on...
18:04Stop.
18:05Billy's eyes were on stop.
18:07How did he explain that?
18:09Billy-petting.
18:10No.
18:11That's terrible, Joe.
18:12No, so he said he was a very...
18:14And Rudolph was poorly sick, right?
18:17You could think on his feet, all right.
18:19He was the greatest showman.
18:21True Dapper Dan.
18:24That's a little cotton socks.
18:27She wants to be running on empty.
18:29Well, you too, honey.
18:30Listen, you haven't stopped to draw breath.
18:33What are you saying, man?
18:34Well, you're a long time dead.
18:36I'm serious.
18:38That's the way to let the man slip from it.
18:39Oh, crying out loud, will you get a rest?
18:44I can't breathe.
18:49Well.
18:49Whether you shared his faith or not,
18:53he did more good than I did.
18:54Yeah, way more.
18:58He was the goat of...
18:59Oh, God-bothereth.
19:01The Billy-goat.
19:04To the goat.
19:04Wherever he might be.
19:06To Billy.
19:07To Billy.
19:08To Billy.
19:09To Billy.
19:09To Billy.
19:10To Billy.
19:10Yes.
19:14Just waited five minutes to meself.
19:20It's been a long day.
19:23I'm quite fine.
19:24And Sid's standing at the bar getting quietly swifty.
19:28Regretting the rest.
19:29The vows I had with him.
19:31Remembering the good times.
19:33Maybe even...
19:34Cracking me face with a smile.
19:37Oh no.
19:39Not at all.
19:40We can do that here.
19:42I think you want me to break down.
19:44You won't be happy till I'm howling and tearing me hair out.
19:49What?
19:51Because you didn't write the rule book, Dev.
19:52On grief.
19:53On life.
19:54On anything.
19:57So why don't you let your mask drop, eh?
19:59Because everyone's seen what a wonderful, caring husband you are.
20:04Am I rock?
20:05Gold star, darling.
20:06Give yourself a big pat on the back.
20:09You think I'm doing all this for sure?
20:10I think that you've just got to insert yourself at every opportunity.
20:13I've had a lot of time.
20:14I've been running for Billy.
20:15Oh, there's a name for that, you know.
20:16Grief Jockey.
20:18Look how much I love...
20:19See how sad I am.
20:23Now who wishes they'd stay...
20:24You're going to regret this in the morning.
20:26Am I?
20:28Don't think so.
20:29No, I don't think so, buddy.
20:34Don't follow me up.
20:40I'll leave you to the test.
20:41You are better than I'm supposed to do.
20:45What's the God-and-시간 ago?
20:46What's your vision?
20:48I was going to go to the test.
20:50I would never come to the test.
20:52You're going to get all the answers.
20:54You're going to reach out.
20:56You're going to go to the test.
20:58I'm not going to get in touch.
21:00You're going to get out.
21:02What is your vision?
21:04Well, you're going to get out.
21:05Oh, look at her, trying not to bite.
21:10Work it all out.
21:12I hear you're snivelling, but don't you know, corpses...
21:15...can't forgive?
21:18Question is so, Will Todd.
21:21What do you tell him?
21:22Well, mate.
21:23Yeah.
21:24What do you tell him?
21:25And you might end up in a box, like Billy.
21:30She's fierce.
21:33I'm not going to warn you again.
21:35All right.
21:36Watch your back.
21:40I'm not going to warn you again.
21:45I'm not going to warn you again.
21:50I'm not going to warn you again.
21:55I'm not going to warn you again.
22:00I'm not going to warn you again.
22:05I'm not going to warn you again.
22:10I'm not going to warn you again.
22:15I'm not going to warn you again.
22:20I'm not going to warn you again.
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