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00:00:20Tonight on my big show, Ramesh Ranganathan plays Remember Me.
00:00:25I wake up Joe Marla in the Midnight Game Show.
00:00:29There's music from the...
00:00:30The sensational Melanie C and Peter Crouch and Abby Clancy help surprise tonight.
00:00:35Unexpected star of the show, ladies and gentlemen.
00:00:40It's the big show.
00:00:42Please welcome your host, Michael.
00:00:45Michael McIntyre.
00:00:55I'll see you next time.
00:01:20Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
00:01:25And welcome to a brand...
00:01:30A new series of My Big Show!
00:01:35Where, of course, we will have big...
00:01:40Big and even bigger...
00:01:45Surprise!
00:01:46But first, it is time to play my new...
00:01:50favorite game in the whole wide world...
00:01:52Remember Me!
00:01:58Bye-bye!
00:01:59We'll be right back!
00:02:00So tonight I'm going to be joined by a celebrity guest and reunite them with.
00:02:05Some people from their past. It could be anyone.
00:02:07And the question is, do they remember them?
00:02:10OK, so let's find out who is playing...
00:02:15Remember me with me tonight.
00:02:17He was born in Crawley.
00:02:20In 19...
00:02:25Look at him. What a little...
00:02:30He's a world champion.
00:02:33He looks troubled, doesn't he?
00:02:35He's come a long way since the streets of Crawley.
00:02:40It's the one and only Romesh Ranganathan.
00:02:45Yeah!
00:02:49Yeah!
00:02:50Come on, Roque!
00:02:55Hello, how are you?
00:02:56Nice to see you.
00:02:57Nice to see you.
00:02:58Welcome.
00:03:00Thanks for playing Remember.
00:03:00Thanks for having me.
00:03:01I really appreciate it.
00:03:02Thoughts on The Prospect?
00:03:05I just don't want to get cancelled.
00:03:07You know, I...
00:03:08Listen, I've got up some stuff...
00:03:10I've got nothing crawly, man.
00:03:11You know?
00:03:12Stories.
00:03:13I was a big dog on those streets.
00:03:15You know?
00:03:16You know?
00:03:17They used to call me Ranga the Lazy...
00:03:20You know?
00:03:21I'm a crazy-eyed assassin.
00:03:22So...
00:03:23Alright, well, listen, I...
00:03:25I am so, so happy that you've agreed to do this.
00:03:27I'm really...
00:03:28I'm really so happy.
00:03:29Someone's going to...
00:03:30He is.
00:03:31That's his face.
00:03:32He is happy.
00:03:33Yeah, yeah.
00:03:34Alright, so we're going to...
00:03:35take you round.
00:03:37Next time we see you will be your pop-up-up.
00:03:38Alright, thanks Mike.
00:03:39I'll see you in a bit.
00:03:40Good luck tonight.
00:03:40I'll see you guys.
00:03:41Come on.
00:03:42Ranga Nathan from the...
00:03:45Streets of Crawling.
00:03:50Hello.
00:03:51Excellent work.
00:03:53It's nice up here.
00:03:54So...
00:03:55For you, Ramesh, this is your first.
00:03:57Remember me.
00:03:58Let's see who have...
00:04:00We got...
00:04:05We got...
00:04:06We got...
00:04:07We got...
00:04:08We got...
00:04:10We got...
00:04:11We got...
00:04:12We got...
00:04:13We got...
00:04:14We got...
00:04:15We got...
00:04:16We got...
00:04:17here we got...
00:04:18actually here...
00:04:19I've already seen...
00:04:20where we got...
00:04:21there's still...
00:04:22no, no.
00:04:35Sorry.
00:04:36So...
00:04:37Hi, youg.
00:04:38one, oh.
00:04:39Let me give you a clue anyway, just to get...
00:04:44Let me get a bit more of a grasp on the history here.
00:04:48Here, please.
00:04:49Let me give you a clue.
00:04:54Let me give you a clue.
00:04:59Let me give you a clue.
00:05:04Let me give you a clue.
00:05:05So bad.
00:05:09So, Ramesh, do you remember this person?
00:05:12I think I do.
00:05:14We went to school together, didn't we?
00:05:16We did.
00:05:17And that's it.
00:05:24What was the clue all about then?
00:05:25Oh, we used to play cricket.
00:05:27LAUGHTER
00:05:29Do you remember this person's name?
00:05:34Sonia.
00:05:35APPLAUSE
00:05:39It is, Sonia.
00:05:42Well done.
00:05:43What part of your life...
00:05:44Did Sonia play?
00:05:45Hi, Sonia.
00:05:46Nice to see you.
00:05:47Hello, Sonia.
00:05:48Thank you so much for coming.
00:05:49You're welcome.
00:05:50When was the last time you saw Ramesh?
00:05:54At school, so we would have been 16.
00:05:57What kind of relationship did you two have?
00:05:59At this time?
00:06:00LAUGHTER
00:06:01Well, I think you know Michael, don't you?
00:06:03LAUGHTER
00:06:04I don't know anything about that.
00:06:06Sonia, I've not seen you for a while.
00:06:08I'm not happy about this.
00:06:09LAUGHTER
00:06:10I think the problem is, you leave...
00:06:12I think the problem is, you leave...
00:06:14I need one more clue.
00:06:15No, I do not.
00:06:16LAUGHTER
00:06:17I don't need another clue, Michael.
00:06:18APPLAUSE
00:06:19LAUGHTER
00:06:20LAUGHTER
00:06:22LAUGHTER
00:06:23LAUGHTER
00:06:24APPLAUSE
00:06:29If that doesn't help, I just...
00:06:34I think we have a photo.
00:06:35No!
00:06:36LAUGHTER
00:06:37LAUGHTER
00:06:38LAUGHTER
00:06:39APPLAUSE
00:06:44LAUGHTER
00:06:49He was quite cool, wasn't he, back then?
00:06:52Yes!
00:06:53Oh!
00:06:54LAUGHTER
00:06:55LAUGHTER
00:06:56So what do you remember of Ramesh?
00:06:58We remember...
00:06:59Ramesh class together...
00:07:00Yeah.
00:07:01..and we were at the fifth-year leavers party together.
00:07:04Oh!
00:07:05Had anything...
00:07:06Had there been a flicker of anything with Ramesh before that?
00:07:09Erm...
00:07:10Probably some flirting.
00:07:11Mild flirting.
00:07:12Mild flirting.
00:07:13No heavy petting.
00:07:14LAUGHTER
00:07:15And...
00:07:16And Ramesh, he made...
00:07:17He made a move.
00:07:18Did he...
00:07:19Er...
00:07:19Er...
00:07:20Yeah.
00:07:21He...
00:07:22He made a move.
00:07:23He went for the kiss.
00:07:24How do you remember it?
00:07:25Well...
00:07:24So...
00:07:25I suggested Sonia that we go for a walk.
00:07:27LAUGHTER
00:07:28That's quite sweet.
00:07:29And...
00:07:29And then...
00:07:30Um...
00:07:31Yeah.
00:07:32LAUGHTER
00:07:33LAUGHTER
00:07:34There are!
00:07:35There's no other way to phrase this, but when we're in the woods, I made my move.
00:07:39LAUGHTER
00:07:39Excellent work.
00:07:40APPLAUSE
00:07:42Excellent work.
00:07:43APPLAUSE
00:07:44And it was very exciting at that age.
00:07:46Yeah.
00:07:47But then...
00:07:48But then what followed was sort of...
00:07:49In theory, we were going out, weren't we, for...
00:07:52For a week.
00:07:53For a week.
00:07:54LAUGHTER
00:07:54What happened in the week?
00:07:57Just...
00:07:58Just...
00:07:59Not much.
00:07:59Just a bit...
00:08:00I think we avoided each other.
00:08:02LAUGHTER
00:08:03Erm...
00:08:04Ramesh, it's a pleasure to reunite you with...
00:08:07Thanks.
00:08:08With your...
00:08:09LAUGHTER
00:08:09With your past.
00:08:10Um...
00:08:11Sonia...
00:08:12Sonia, sorry to interrupt, Mike.
00:08:13Do you still think about me?
00:08:14LAUGHTER
00:08:17No.
00:08:18LAUGHTER
00:08:19LAUGHTER
00:08:20All right, well, listen, it's great to see you again.
00:08:22Sonia, thank you...
00:08:24Thank you for coming down.
00:08:25It is...
00:08:26Ramesh's...
00:08:27Woodland...
00:08:28One...
00:08:29One...
00:08:30Week...
00:08:31Girlfriend...
00:08:32Sonia!
00:08:33APPLAUSE
00:08:39OK, well...
00:08:41APPLAUSE
00:08:42OK, well...
00:08:44Thank you so far.
00:08:45I don't like the way you're looking at me, but then I never really have.
00:08:49No, I'm just...
00:08:50LAUGHTER
00:08:51APPLAUSE
00:08:54You know, I get that.
00:08:55I get that, yeah.
00:08:56I get that from friends and family members and stuff like that.
00:08:59OK.
00:09:00Um...
00:09:03What is that?
00:09:04What was that?
00:09:05One...
00:09:06One...
00:09:07One...
00:09:08One...
00:09:09One...
00:09:09Oh, I'm sorry. Sound are going to come in, apparently.
00:09:11Oh, so is it me? Hello.
00:09:14Yeah. Oh, Sonia.
00:09:16Oh, Sonia.
00:09:19Yes.
00:09:20How's it going? How are you feeling about it?
00:09:22I mean, it's been a whirlwind.
00:09:24I mean, I don't...
00:09:25A rollercoaster.
00:09:29Yeah, fine.
00:09:30Has it been all right, though?
00:09:31You can sit down there.
00:09:32Okay.
00:09:32How are you finding the experience?
00:09:34What's wrong?
00:09:35It's a bit unnerving, to be honest with you.
00:09:37I think my recollection...
00:09:39I think my recollection is, Sonia, dump me.
00:09:42Do you remember her...
00:09:44I think I remember her saying the words, like, what is this?
00:09:47You know, in terms of, you know...
00:09:48It wasn't when you...
00:09:49You were intimate.
00:09:49No.
00:09:52All right, well...
00:09:54Let's see Rom's latest blast from the past.
00:09:59Let's see Rom's latest blast from the past.
00:10:04Let's see Rom's latest blast from the past.
00:10:05Let's see Rom's latest blast from the past.
00:10:06Let's see Rom's latest blast from the past.
00:10:07Let's see Rom's latest blast from the past.
00:10:08Let's see Rom's latest blast from the past.
00:10:09Let's see Rom's latest blast from the past.
00:10:10Let's see Rom's latest blast from the past.
00:10:11Let's see Rom's latest blast from the past.
00:10:12Let's see Rom's latest blast from the past.
00:10:13Let's see Rom's latest blast from the past.
00:10:14Let's see Rom's latest blast from the past.
00:10:15Let's see Rom's latest blast from the past.
00:10:16Let's see Rom's latest blast from the past.
00:10:17Let's see Rom's latest blast from the past.
00:10:18Let's see Rom's latest blast from the past.
00:10:19Let's see Rom's latest blast from the past.
00:10:20Let's see Rom's latest blast from the past.
00:10:21I don't know.
00:10:26I don't know.
00:10:31What's happening? Anything?
00:10:34I've got no... I have nothing.
00:10:37Sorry? Nothing at all? No.
00:10:39OK, I suppose we'll have a clue.
00:10:41Here we go. It's the last time they met.
00:10:46LAUGHTER
00:10:51LAUGHTER
00:10:56You and I have met tonight.
00:11:00LAUGHTER
00:11:01So where have you been tonight?
00:11:05Let's walk...
00:11:06Let's go through it.
00:11:08Tonight.
00:11:09Well, I arrived here.
00:11:10Correct.
00:11:12Went to my dressing room.
00:11:14Went to the toilet. You weren't in there.
00:11:15LAUGHTER
00:11:16OK, we'll give you one more clue.
00:11:20LAUGHTER
00:11:21OK, we'll give you one more clue.
00:11:21Here we go.
00:11:22This shouldn't really help.
00:11:25LAUGHTER
00:11:26LAUGHTER
00:11:28LAUGHTER
00:11:30LAUGHTER
00:11:31That's an excellent clue.
00:11:35LAUGHTER
00:11:36Absolutely.
00:11:37Is this real?
00:11:39Do you...
00:11:40Do you...
00:11:41Do you...
00:11:41You've touched me...
00:11:42You've touched me tonight?
00:11:43LAUGHTER
00:11:44Yes.
00:11:45Yes, I did.
00:11:46Well...
00:11:47What?
00:11:48What?
00:11:49I'm not gonna...
00:11:50I'm not gonna...
00:11:51I'm not gonna...
00:11:51I'm not gonna...
00:11:52What the hell is going on?
00:11:53LAUGHTER
00:11:54So who's touched...
00:11:56You've touched you tonight?
00:11:57LAUGHTER
00:11:58W...
00:11:59Well...
00:12:00LAUGHTER
00:12:01Not you.
00:12:02You...
00:12:03LAUGHTER
00:12:06You've touched me tonight.
00:12:08LAUGHTER
00:12:09LAUGHTER
00:12:10LAUGHTER
00:12:11Have you been in touch?
00:12:15Have you been in touch?
00:12:16Yeah.
00:12:17I've been in touch a few times tonight, yeah.
00:12:19OK.
00:12:20Who's...
00:12:21Who's...
00:12:21Who's touched you?
00:12:22Make-up.
00:12:23Wardrobe said my jacket looks a bit creased, so they...
00:12:26They steamed it for me, but you didn't do that.
00:12:29Then I got a mic put on me...
00:12:31in the dressing room.
00:12:32LAUGHTER
00:12:33LAUGHTER
00:12:34Is that you?
00:12:35LAUGHTER
00:12:36LAUGHTER
00:12:41OK.
00:12:46I think we must have gone there, ladies and gentlemen.
00:12:51APPLAUSE
00:12:52Let me see you wrong.
00:12:53You're the bloke behind the curtain.
00:12:55LAUGHTER
00:12:56He's the bloke behind the curtain.
00:12:57He's the bloke behind the curtain.
00:12:58He's the bloke behind the curtain.
00:12:59He is, ladies and gentlemen.
00:13:00APPLAUSE
00:13:01It's Oscar.
00:13:02Thank you, Oscar.
00:13:03Thank you, Oscar.
00:13:04There you go, it's Oscar.
00:13:05APPLAUSE
00:13:06You're welcome.
00:13:07Come on.
00:13:09Go on.
00:13:10OK.
00:13:11Okay, should we do one more?
00:13:16Okay, sure.
00:13:17Let's find out who it is.
00:13:19Your latest blah...
00:13:21Lost from the past.
00:13:22Could be anyone.
00:13:23Do you remember?
00:13:26Do you remember?
00:13:28Do you remember?
00:13:31Do you remember me?
00:13:33Do you remember?
00:13:34Do you remember?
00:13:36No.
00:13:37No.
00:13:38No.
00:13:39No.
00:13:40No.
00:13:41No.
00:13:41No.
00:13:42No.
00:13:43Oh, God.
00:13:46Let's have a little clue of the first time you met.
00:13:51Okay, let's see.
00:13:52Okay, let's get started.
00:13:53Okay, so let's take a look.
00:13:54I've got a look.
00:13:55Let's check it out.
00:13:56Let's go.
00:13:57Okay, what?
00:13:58Then I'm going to pick a look.
00:13:59Let's go.
00:14:00Let's go.
00:14:01Let's go.
00:14:02That's the right.
00:14:03Okay, let's go.
00:14:04Hold on.
00:14:05Okay.
00:14:06Let's go.
00:14:09I'm going to go.
00:14:11Okay, let's go.
00:14:14I'm going to take a look.
00:14:14Let's go.
00:14:15Wait.
00:14:16Okay.
00:14:17Bye.
00:14:18My God, Dylan Wall, oh my God, we were like best mates man.
00:14:23Oh man, I'm so sorry I didn't clock it, you just, I mean you still, you look great.
00:14:28Cheers.
00:14:30We used to hang around all the time, oh my God, it's so good to see you.
00:14:33So, it is Dylan, your best friend.
00:14:38My friend from primary school and I think we have a photo maybe of you together.
00:14:43Oh, that's the sweetest thing ever.
00:14:47Oh.
00:14:48Dylan, it's so good to see you.
00:14:50So, yes it is, it's Dylan.
00:14:51So, you were like...
00:14:53You were like best friends from all those years ago.
00:14:55Yeah, from age five up until Rydegate just after...
00:14:58Yeah, we were really good friends, but I used to, like...
00:15:03You know, my first recollection of going for sleepovers was at Dylan's...
00:15:08Man, I loved you man.
00:15:09Yeah, I loved to see that.
00:15:10It's great to see that.
00:15:11It's great to see that.
00:15:12It's great to see that.
00:15:13Well, there you go.
00:15:14It's a proper reusable for sleep.
00:15:16It's a proper reusable for sleep.
00:15:18Yeah.
00:15:19It's so good to see you.
00:15:20It's Robin, she's first...
00:15:23My best friend, Dylan from Priory School.
00:15:26Right.
00:15:34All right, um, ladies and gentlemen, that has been...
00:15:38A really stressful experience.
00:15:40But I'm so glad we did that last one at the end.
00:15:42It was lovely.
00:15:43I can't...
00:15:44Dylan, man.
00:15:45Yeah.
00:15:46It's so good.
00:15:47Why didn't he keep in touch?
00:15:48He's, er...
00:15:49He's married to Sonia.
00:15:52So...
00:15:53Um, Robin, thank you for...
00:15:54Um, Robin, thank you for...
00:15:58coming.
00:15:59Thank you for putting yourself through that.
00:16:01It's been amazing.
00:16:03That was really lovely.
00:16:03Thank you so much.
00:16:04Ladies and gentlemen, the absolute legend that is...
00:16:08Romesh Ranganathan.
00:16:14Oh!
00:16:15Okay, ladies and gentlemen, it is now...
00:16:18time for the Unexpected Star of the Show!
00:16:23So, let's find out who...
00:16:28is tonight's Unexpected Star.
00:16:30So, this...
00:16:31is...
00:16:32Sam.
00:16:33He is 44 years old and he works as a quantity surveyor in Turkey.
00:16:37where he lives with his wife, Jess, and their two children...
00:16:40who are here tonight, ladies and gentlemen.
00:16:42Hi, guys!
00:16:43Come on!
00:16:46So, when Sam is not...
00:16:47not quantity surveying, he of course loves to sing and...
00:16:52he actually met his wife, Jess, singing karaoke.
00:16:55And she has now nominated...
00:16:57he invited him for this amazing surprise tonight.
00:17:00Now, Sam thinks he is in London...
00:17:02with his best mate, Steve, for a historic pub tour.
00:17:05So, he is going to start...
00:17:07this pub tour, across the road, in a genuine pub.
00:17:11And then...
00:17:12he is going to go to the next stage of his pub tour...
00:17:15which is the smallest...
00:17:17pub in London...
00:17:18which actually...
00:17:19we have built...
00:17:20on this...
00:17:21very stage.
00:17:22So, he is going to be asked to throw a dart.
00:17:24As soon as that dart lands, this wall is going to collapse.
00:17:27And all of you are going to give him the biggest surprise of his life.
00:17:31You up for that, ladies and gentlemen?
00:17:32So, I think you...
00:17:37you might have already arrived.
00:17:38So, that is...
00:17:39the pub across the road.
00:17:42All those people are actors.
00:17:44And that's Sam there, on the right, with his mate.
00:17:47And we are going to have a bit of fun with him...
00:17:49while he is there.
00:17:50And when I say we...
00:17:52I mean...
00:17:53some of us.
00:17:55So, I am looking...
00:17:56for some people...
00:17:57to...
00:17:58join him...
00:17:59in the pub...
00:18:00from the...
00:18:01from the...
00:18:02from the...
00:18:02audience.
00:18:03So, what I am looking for first...
00:18:05and you can all...
00:18:06yes, this could be your moment.
00:18:09So, I am looking for...
00:18:11a single lady.
00:18:13No!
00:18:14No!
00:18:15Jess! Jess! Jess!
00:18:16Don't panic.
00:18:17It's okay.
00:18:18It's okay.
00:18:19Sam is married to you.
00:18:20We know this.
00:18:21but we are just going to have a bit of fun...
00:18:23and we are going to get a lady to go into the pub...
00:18:25thinking...
00:18:26that...
00:18:27Sam...
00:18:28is her...
00:18:29online date...
00:18:30and they are meeting...
00:18:31APPLAUSE
00:18:31for the first time...
00:18:34soon!
00:18:36Straight!
00:18:37Straight!
00:18:38The hand goes straight up!
00:18:40With all due respect...
00:18:41you look a little young...
00:18:43to be online dating!
00:18:46any other...
00:18:47any other ladies...
00:18:48hold on...
00:18:49I'm coming...
00:18:50I'm coming...
00:18:51I'm coming in...
00:18:51Hello!
00:18:52What's your name?
00:18:54What's your name?
00:18:55Ellen!
00:18:56Ellen!
00:18:57Ellen!
00:18:58Where are you from?
00:18:59Holland!
00:19:00Holland?
00:19:01Well...
00:19:02I...
00:19:03I think it has to be you!
00:19:04It has to be you!
00:19:05Come on!
00:19:06Ellen!
00:19:06It has to be you!
00:19:07If you'd like to head up onto the stage...
00:19:08we're going to get a microphone...
00:19:09If you'd like to head up onto the stage...
00:19:10we're going to get a microphone...
00:19:11on you...
00:19:12and soon we're going to...
00:19:13send you over the road!
00:19:14APPLAUSE
00:19:15OK?
00:19:16Now...
00:19:21Erm...
00:19:23So...
00:19:24I suppose I'm now looking for somebody...
00:19:26else who just wants to have a bit of fun...
00:19:27Erm...
00:19:28in the pub!
00:19:29Who wants to go to the pub?
00:19:30Erm...
00:19:31A gentleman...
00:19:32A g...
00:19:31Oh, here's a gentleman there.
00:19:33What's your name?
00:19:34Amin.
00:19:36Amin.
00:19:36Amin, come on, you're up.
00:19:40Let's go.
00:19:41Very strong.
00:19:46Yeah.
00:19:46Yeah.
00:19:48Gilet boy.
00:19:51So this is the plan.
00:19:53You two have been chatting online, all right?
00:19:55Okay.
00:19:56So you are going to be Saucy Susan, 14, okay?
00:20:01All right?
00:20:03And you are going to be bad boy.
00:20:06Brian, 48.
00:20:09So when you go into the...
00:20:11You just go over to Sam and go,
00:20:14I think I'm here to meet you, bad boy.
00:20:16Boyd Brian.
00:20:1848.
00:20:2048.
00:20:21Shall we do what we planned now?
00:20:23Now?
00:20:26And then you should maybe say,
00:20:29Was I what you're expecting?
00:20:30And then...
00:20:31I think I'm here to meet you, bad boy.
00:20:36Now, when you go into the pub,
00:20:41what you need...
00:20:41All you need to do is reel her in.
00:20:43So basically...
00:20:45Hold that and I'll show you.
00:20:46You have to go...
00:20:47You have to go...
00:20:48And then you have to slowly...
00:20:51All right.
00:20:56Okay.
00:20:56Then you hold hands and leave.
00:20:58Okay.
00:21:00All right.
00:21:01Thank you so much, guys.
00:21:03Let's have some fun.
00:21:04If you make your way to the pub.
00:21:06Well, if you can hear me, Ellen,
00:21:10go in quite slowly and just...
00:21:11Stand at the bar.
00:21:12Just go,
00:21:13Where is he?
00:21:14Where is he?
00:21:14Where is my boy?
00:21:16Where is my boy?
00:21:21Where is my boy?
00:21:21Where is my boy?
00:21:21Where is my boy?
00:21:21Where is my boy?
00:21:22Where is my boy?
00:21:22Where is my boy?
00:21:22Where is my boy?
00:21:22Where is my boy?
00:21:22Where is my boy?
00:21:23Where is my boy?
00:21:23Where is my boy?
00:21:24Where is my boy?
00:21:25Where is my boy?
00:21:26Where is my boy?
00:21:27Where is my boy?
00:21:27Where is my boy?
00:21:28Where is my boy?
00:21:29Where is my boy?
00:21:30Where is my boy?
00:21:31Where is my boy?
00:21:32Where is my boy?
00:21:33Where is my boy?
00:21:34Where is my boy?
00:21:35Where is my boy?
00:21:36Where is my boy?
00:21:37Where is my boy?
00:21:38Where is my boy?
00:21:39Where is my boy?
00:21:40Where is my boy?
00:21:41Where is my boy?
00:21:42Where is my boy?
00:21:43to step in the open.
00:21:47No?
00:21:48No?
00:21:48Well, that is the best entrance to a cover.
00:21:51No?
00:21:53No, it's not me.
00:21:54No.
00:21:54No, I'm sad.
00:21:55I've been chatting online to bad boy Brian.
00:21:57Sorry.
00:21:58I've been s***ing.
00:21:58I've been chatting online to bad boy Brian.
00:22:00Definitely not me.
00:22:01You're not him.
00:22:02No.
00:22:02No.
00:22:03No.
00:22:03Oh, too bad.
00:22:04Tell me.
00:22:05I wish it was you.
00:22:07I wish it was you.
00:22:08Okay, Amin, bad boy Brian, when you're ready...
00:22:13Go in.
00:22:18And there we go.
00:22:21Say s***.
00:22:22Say s***.
00:22:23Saucy Susan, you look so much better than your profile.
00:22:26Saucy Susan, you look so much better than your profile.
00:22:28Oh, thank you.
00:22:29Do a spin.
00:22:30Do a spin.
00:22:31Do a spin.
00:22:32Do a spin.
00:22:33Do you like this?
00:22:34I love it.
00:22:35Do you like this?
00:22:36I love it.
00:22:37Really?
00:22:38There she goes.
00:22:39Reel her in.
00:22:40There she goes.
00:22:41Reel her in.
00:22:43Do a spin.
00:22:44Do a spin.
00:22:45I love it.
00:22:46I love it.
00:22:47Do a spin.
00:22:48Shall we do what you say?
00:22:53What you said we would do online?
00:22:55Shall we do what we said we would do online?
00:22:58I'm ready when you are, baby.
00:23:03Okay, hold your hand and walk out.
00:23:08They hold both back.
00:23:09Let's go in.
00:23:10Let's go in something.
00:23:12Okay.
00:23:23So now it's time to send in a...
00:23:28...celebrity guest.
00:23:29Peter Crouch, if you can hear me, head on in.
00:23:38Hi, man.
00:23:43Hey, when you've got your pint, just...
00:23:48...go and sit at that table next to Sam.
00:23:51Hey, lads, you alright?
00:23:53Don't mind if I sit at that table.
00:23:54Oh, you're right.
00:23:56All good, though?
00:23:57Yeah, good.
00:23:58You've been working?
00:23:59Yeah, I was working today, yeah.
00:24:00Still supposed to be working, actually.
00:24:02What's that?
00:24:03What's that?
00:24:04What's that?
00:24:05Morning.
00:24:06And then, but I've just said I was...
00:24:08I'm still there, actually.
00:24:09I need some time to myself.
00:24:10A bit of time to myself, you know?
00:24:11Yeah, definitely.
00:24:12Do you?
00:24:13Okay, Pete, your wife, Abby, is now going to call you and she's looking.
00:24:18Hello?
00:24:19I'm at work.
00:24:20Hello?
00:24:21Hello?
00:24:22I'm at work.
00:24:23Hey, babe.
00:24:24I am telling you, you're genuine.
00:24:26Not in the pub.
00:24:27Shh.
00:24:28I'm working.
00:24:29Pete, just...
00:24:30I'm working.
00:24:31Pete, just...
00:24:33Don't come down here.
00:24:34What's that?
00:24:35Don't come, don't come.
00:24:36Don't come down.
00:24:37That's ridiculous.
00:24:38I'm at work.
00:24:39I'm at work.
00:24:40Say, if she comes, it'll be a night...
00:24:43If she comes in, it'll just be a night.
00:24:44If she comes in there, it'll just be a night.
00:24:45If she comes in there, I'll just get...
00:24:46It'll just be a night.
00:24:48Sorry, guys.
00:24:50Do you mind if I'm just getting here?
00:24:53My miss is coming out.
00:25:03Pete, just pop your head up and say no one say a word.
00:25:08Just say a word, guys, all right?
00:25:12Might be the better option.
00:25:13We're finishing mine.
00:25:14Go on, I reckon.
00:25:17I'm just...
00:25:18I'm just really scared.
00:25:21It's time to send in Abby.
00:25:23Abby Clancy.
00:25:29Have you seen my husband Peter Crouch?
00:25:31Er...
00:25:32See you.
00:25:33I...
00:25:34I tracked him here.
00:25:35Er...
00:25:36No, I don't know.
00:25:37I mean...
00:25:38Can I get your drink?
00:25:38He's not scratching.
00:25:39No, I know he's here.
00:25:40No, I know he's here.
00:25:42Have you seen him?
00:25:43Have you seen him?
00:25:44Have you seen him?
00:25:46Do you know Peter Crouch?
00:25:47She does...
00:25:48Is that, like, funny dance?
00:25:49Like...
00:25:50Do the whole rowboat.
00:25:51He does that thing where you go, like...
00:25:53Well...
00:25:54Well...
00:25:55Well...
00:25:57Excellent.
00:25:58Go behind you and ask the other table.
00:26:03Have you seen him?
00:26:04No one's seen him?
00:26:05Anywhere?
00:26:06Say, I can smell him.
00:26:07I can smell him.
00:26:08I can...
00:26:08Smell his aftershave?
00:26:09Start smelling the cushion.
00:26:10LAUGHTER
00:26:13I can smell him.
00:26:14I know he's here.
00:26:15He's been here.
00:26:17He's been here.
00:26:18That's my washing.
00:26:19That's not...
00:26:20That's not my washing.
00:26:24See, you're not lying to me, are you?
00:26:26Are you sure you're not lying to me?
00:26:27Oh.
00:26:28No.
00:26:29No.
00:26:32I'm not sure.
00:26:33I'm gonna give you one last chance.
00:26:34I'm gonna give you one last chance.
00:26:35I'm gonna give you one last chance.
00:26:38LAUGHTER
00:26:39You'll be joking.
00:26:40Um...
00:26:41I...
00:26:43Yeah, I haven't seen you.
00:26:47Oh, it's fine.
00:26:48Go to the barmaid and ask her and then see him hiding.
00:26:52I think I might need to drink.
00:26:53Dieter?
00:26:54How long have you been to Dieter?
00:26:58Are you just small to my face that you didn't see him, guys?
00:27:01Your husband's hiding by the bar.
00:27:03I don't want you to want to get in trouble.
00:27:08What do you mean he fell in trouble?
00:27:10I feel like I broke my ankle.
00:27:13Get up now.
00:27:14We're going.
00:27:15We're going.
00:27:16Come on.
00:27:17Come on.
00:27:18What?
00:27:19It's unforgivable.
00:27:20Pub full of liars.
00:27:21You're unforgivable in this pub.
00:27:23We're just full of liars.
00:27:24Enjoy your night.
00:27:25Point him.
00:27:26Call him a liar.
00:27:27That's it.
00:27:28Complete liar.
00:27:29Yeah.
00:27:30I'm sorry.
00:27:31I appreciate it.
00:27:41Okay.
00:27:41So, the tour guide is going to go and get him.
00:27:43and take him to the next part of his pub tour.
00:27:47So you know that's the pub.
00:27:48Just behind us.
00:27:49So the key thing for all of us now is to be very, very, very quiet.
00:27:53Okay.
00:27:53They're coming around now.
00:27:54So yeah, essentially it's one at a time because of the darts.
00:27:58So if you...
00:27:58They come through first.
00:27:59Okay.
00:28:00Yeah.
00:28:01So they do this amazing deal basically where...
00:28:03We'll give you a dart.
00:28:04Right.
00:28:05If you hit a bullseye you get your first drink free.
00:28:07Right.
00:28:08I'll show you here.
00:28:09I'll leave you with Misha.
00:28:10Hello.
00:28:11All right.
00:28:11Misha I think we're going to go for the dart.
00:28:13Yes, please.
00:28:14That's all right.
00:28:14Yeah.
00:28:15Shall I give you these?
00:28:17Then you just have a go.
00:28:18The dartboard's just...
00:28:18The iron jug.
00:28:19Yeah.
00:28:19Yeah, if you give it a good go.
00:28:21Right.
00:28:21See if you get a bullseye free drink.
00:28:23Okay.
00:28:23Yeah.
00:28:24Yeah.
00:28:28The iron jug.
00:28:29The iron jug.
00:28:29The iron jug.
00:28:30The iron jug.
00:28:30The iron jug.
00:28:31The iron jug.
00:28:31The iron jug.
00:28:32The iron jug.
00:28:32The iron jug.
00:28:33The iron jug.
00:28:33The iron jug.
00:28:34The iron jug.
00:28:34The iron jug.
00:28:35The iron jug.
00:28:35The iron jug.
00:28:36The iron jug.
00:28:37The iron jug.
00:28:37The iron jug.
00:28:38The iron jug.
00:28:39The iron jug.
00:28:40The iron jug.
00:28:41The iron jug.
00:28:42The iron jug.
00:28:43The iron jug.
00:28:44The iron jug.
00:28:45The iron jug.
00:28:46The iron jug.
00:28:47The iron jug.
00:28:48The iron jug.
00:28:49The iron jug.
00:28:50The iron jug.
00:28:51The iron jug.
00:28:52The iron jug.
00:28:53The iron jug.
00:28:54The iron jug.
00:28:55It's our unexpected star of the show, Sam!
00:29:05Look over there, Sam!
00:29:07It's Jess and the kids!
00:29:10Come on, don't trip on the...
00:29:15You can't afford...
00:29:16LAUGHTER
00:29:17So, Sam, I mean, after everything that just...
00:29:20What just happened to you in that pub?
00:29:22And you surprised you were that shocked!
00:29:25Something's going on!
00:29:26Uh...
00:29:27Um...
00:29:28Yeah.
00:29:29LAUGHTER
00:29:30Yeah.
00:29:31LAUGHTER
00:29:32This is...
00:29:33Yes.
00:29:34..the theatre...
00:29:35This is not the smallest pub...
00:29:37LAUGHTER
00:29:38OK.
00:29:39This is a pretend pub.
00:29:41This is...
00:29:42Michael McIntyre's Big Show.
00:29:44LAUGHTER
00:29:45APPLAUSE
00:29:56APPLAUSE
00:29:57Two and a half thousand people in this theatre.
00:30:00Obviously...
00:30:01Millions of people will be watching this at home.
00:30:03Yes.
00:30:04OK.
00:30:05We are all here...
00:30:06Yes.
00:30:08Ah!
00:30:09Tell us how you're feeling, Sam.
00:30:11LAUGHTER
00:30:12Um...
00:30:16Overwhelmed.
00:30:17LAUGHTER
00:30:18It was quite a shock.
00:30:20So, we've heard all about you.
00:30:21You have?
00:30:22Right.
00:30:23You've been nominated by your lovely wife, Jess.
00:30:25OK.
00:30:26Because...
00:30:27You love singing, don't you?
00:30:28Yes.
00:30:29LAUGHTER
00:30:30I do, yeah, yeah.
00:30:32I'm so worried about you.
00:30:33OK.
00:30:34Because...
00:30:35You're speaking in...
00:30:36I'm worried about me...
00:30:37Yeah.
00:30:38LAUGHTER
00:30:39We've yet to get an entire sentence...
00:30:40OK.
00:30:41..from you.
00:30:42LAUGHTER
00:30:42The whole conversation, it's like...
00:30:43It's like...
00:30:44It's like the lines breaking up.
00:30:45If this was on the phone...
00:30:46LAUGHTER
00:30:47Do you know what?
00:30:48I'll call you back.
00:30:49Is that...
00:30:50The whole conversation...
00:30:51Yeah.
00:30:52Oh.
00:30:53No.
00:30:54Yeah.
00:30:52Fine.
00:30:53Yeah.
00:30:54No.
00:30:55Yeah.
00:30:56Yes.
00:30:57LAUGHTER
00:30:58I'm so...
00:30:59Are you gonna throw up?
00:31:00I'm...
00:31:01I'm struggling breathing.
00:31:02To be fair.
00:31:03It's the breathing.
00:31:04OK.
00:31:05I'm with you.
00:31:06Let's sit down.
00:31:07Let's sit.
00:31:08Let's sit.
00:31:09OK.
00:31:10OK.
00:31:11You're all right.
00:31:12OK.
00:31:13OK.
00:31:14Let's sit.
00:31:15Through the nose.
00:31:16Through the nose.
00:31:17Through the nose.
00:31:18Through the nose.
00:31:19Exactly.
00:31:20You're all right.
00:31:21You're all right.
00:31:22Let's go.
00:31:23You're all right.
00:31:24Is that better?
00:31:25No.
00:31:28Okay.
00:31:29You're going to take advantage of this incredible night because this is about giving you a special moment.
00:31:34In your life.
00:31:34It is.
00:31:35Wow.
00:31:35That's what Jess wanted for you and that's what we all want for you.
00:31:38Isn't that right?
00:31:39Ladies and gentlemen.
00:31:42So the question is.
00:31:44Will you be tonight's unexpected star?
00:31:49Will you finish the show?
00:31:50I will.
00:31:50Okay.
00:31:51That's the work we want.
00:31:53Bye.
00:31:54Up you get.
00:31:55Thank you very much.
00:31:57Ladies and gentlemen.
00:31:59You look overwhelmed and expected star of this.
00:32:04Thank you very much.
00:32:05Thank you very much.
00:32:06Thank you very much.
00:32:09Time now, ladies and gentlemen, for some music.
00:32:14My next guest is a true global pop icon.
00:32:18With no...
00:32:19130 million records sold.
00:32:22Please give it up for Melody's...
00:32:24Si!
00:32:24Si!
00:32:28Si!
00:32:34Keep your eyes on me, speed it up.
00:32:39Get your heart pumping, I'll make you, I'll make you sweat.
00:32:44Focus, body weight, hold it, feel the burn, own it.
00:32:49I'll make you, I'll make you sweat.
00:32:51Fix yourself, body, synchronize.
00:32:53On three, keep your jacked, jump in, I'll make you, I'll make you sweat.
00:32:58I'll make you, I'll make you sweat.
00:33:03I'll make you, I'll make you.
00:33:05Fix, two, six, four, five, six, seven.
00:33:08Reach, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
00:33:13Reach.
00:33:13Reach, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
00:33:17Reach, two, three, four.
00:33:18I'll make you, I'll make you.
00:33:20Reach, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
00:33:23Reach, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
00:33:28Reach, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
00:33:28Reach, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
00:33:29Reach, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
00:33:30Reach, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
00:33:31Reach, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
00:33:32Reach, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
00:33:33Reach, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
00:33:34Reach, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
00:33:35Reach, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
00:33:36Reach, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
00:33:38Reach, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
00:33:39Reach, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
00:33:40Pumping, I'll make you, I'll make you sweat
00:33:43Physical, focusing
00:33:45Heavy weight, hold it
00:33:47Feel the burn, on it
00:33:49I'll make you, I'll make you sweat
00:33:50Push yourself, follow me
00:33:52Synchronize, on three
00:33:54Keep it jacked
00:33:55I'll make you, I'll make you sweat
00:33:59I'll make you
00:34:00I'll make you, I'll make you sweat
00:34:03I'll make you, I'll make you sweat
00:34:05Reach 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8
00:34:08Stretch 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8
00:34:10I'll make you, I'll make you, 3, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8
00:34:157, 8
00:34:16Stretch 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8
00:34:18I'll make you, I'll make you sweat
00:34:20Reach 3, 3, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8
00:34:25Set yourself free
00:34:28Till the feeling goes
00:34:30Set yourself free
00:34:35Set yourself free
00:34:36Till the feeling goes on and on and on
00:34:40Set yourself free
00:34:41Set yourself free
00:34:42Set yourself free
00:34:43Set yourself free
00:34:44Set yourself free
00:34:45Set yourself free
00:34:46Set yourself free
00:34:47Set yourself free
00:34:48Set yourself free
00:34:49Set yourself free
00:34:50Set yourself free
00:34:51Set yourself free
00:34:52Set yourself free
00:34:53Set yourself free
00:34:54Set yourself free
00:34:55Set yourself free
00:34:56Set yourself free
00:34:57Set yourself free
00:34:58Set yourself free
00:34:59Set yourself free
00:35:00Set yourself free
00:35:01Set yourself free
00:35:02Set yourself free
00:35:03Set yourself free
00:35:04Set yourself free
00:35:05Set yourself free
00:35:06Set yourself free
00:35:07Set yourself free
00:35:08Set yourself free
00:35:09Set yourself free
00:34:45On and on and on and on
00:34:49Sit yourself
00:34:50Wait till the feeling goes on and on and on
00:34:55Reach two, three, four, five, six
00:35:00Seven, eight, stretch two, three, four
00:35:03I'll make you, I'll make you
00:35:05Reach two, three, four, five, six
00:35:08Seven, eight, stretch two, three
00:35:10I'll make you, I'll make you
00:35:13Reach two, three, four, five, six
00:35:15Seven, eight, stretch two, three, four
00:35:18I'll make you, I'll make you
00:35:20To the feeling goes on and on and on
00:35:25I'll make you, I'll make you
00:35:27Seven, eight, stretch two
00:35:29To the feeling goes on and on and on
00:35:30I'll make you, I'll make you
00:35:35To the feeling goes on and on and on
00:35:37I'll make you, I'll make you
00:35:50That was incredible.
00:35:52Thank you so much.
00:35:54So, what are you doing?
00:35:55Is there an album?
00:35:56Is there a tour?
00:35:57There is.
00:35:58There is.
00:35:59There's an album coming soon.
00:36:00First of May, it's released.
00:36:01What are the songs that you're going to hear before that drops?
00:36:03Can I come and see you on tour?
00:36:04You can come and see me.
00:36:05Yes.
00:36:06At Brixton Academy in October.
00:36:07Very good.
00:36:08Yes.
00:36:09You are amazing.
00:36:10Thank you so much.
00:36:11Thank you so much.
00:36:12Mel C.
00:36:13She's here.
00:36:14She's back.
00:36:15Mel C.
00:36:16Yes.
00:36:17Yes.
00:36:21Ladies and gentlemen, it is now time.
00:36:26It's time to play the Midnight Game Show!
00:36:31This, of course, is the only show...
00:36:36...where if you snooze...
00:36:38...correct!
00:36:41So let's find out whose bedroom I snuck into in the dead of night.
00:36:46He is a former England rugby star!
00:36:51Oh!
00:36:53With 95 caps!
00:36:56Or England, and, of course, he appeared in The Amazing Celebrity Traitors.
00:37:00The Legend of the...
00:37:01...it is...
00:37:02...Jomala!
00:37:03Gorgeous!
00:37:04Gorgeous!
00:37:06Gorgeous!
00:37:07...
00:37:11Gorgeous!
00:37:12Gorgeous!
00:37:13Gorgeous!
00:37:14Gorgeous!
00:37:15Hi Joe!
00:37:16How are you?
00:37:17Oh, yes, and I didn't know how I was going to...
00:37:19Okay!
00:37:20Oh, God!
00:37:21Okay!
00:37:22Thank you!
00:37:23I always wanted to cradle you...
00:37:24Oh, God!
00:37:25...in my bosom!
00:37:26Enough!
00:37:27Enough!
00:37:28Enough!
00:37:29Get off!
00:37:30Get off!
00:37:31Oh!
00:37:31Hello!
00:37:32Hello!
00:37:33So, Joe...
00:37:35Um...
00:37:36Welcome!
00:37:37It's good to see you!
00:37:38It's really good to see you again!
00:37:40LAUGHTER
00:37:41Well, let's enjoy...
00:37:42Unlikely...
00:37:43Well, let's enjoy...
00:37:44Unlikely...
00:37:45LAUGHTER
00:37:48The Midnight Game Show!
00:37:50Thank you!
00:37:51APPLAUSE
00:37:55I'm not going to have a gun shield!
00:37:57I've got a sort of gag read...
00:38:00Reflex!
00:38:01It's quite hard to get this in!
00:38:03This is the only...
00:38:05reason...
00:38:06I wasn't a rugby player!
00:38:07Go to gun shield!
00:38:08Go to gun shield!
00:38:09Hello!
00:38:10Hi!
00:38:11Sorry!
00:38:12I can't...
00:38:13Oh, my...
00:38:14No!
00:38:16nicht!
00:38:17Ah!
00:38:18No!
00:38:19No!
00:38:20No!
00:38:21No!
00:38:22No!
00:38:23No!
00:38:26No!
00:38:28No!
00:38:30No!
00:38:31No!
00:38:32No!
00:38:33No!
00:38:34No!
00:38:35No!
00:38:36No!
00:38:37No!
00:38:38decide to punch you.
00:38:40It's not going to make much difference.
00:38:42I've suffered enough.
00:38:43It's going to shield us.
00:38:45Okay.
00:38:46Okay.
00:38:48Keep it down.
00:42:09Is he a hella countryman of yours, sir?
00:42:11He might be, yes.
00:42:12That's Adam Jones.
00:42:13All right, let's find out.
00:42:14If it is Adam Jones, it is Joggle!
00:42:19All right, we are...
00:42:24Seven words.
00:42:26Not now, but we're having something.
00:42:30It's really nice to see you, though.
00:42:31Have you seen readers?
00:42:33What is going on?
00:42:35Oh, my goodness.
00:42:36It's the Midnight Game Show.
00:42:38There's two more here.
00:42:39Do you want to hazard a guess?
00:42:42It's chicken legs, isn't it?
00:42:44If that's chicken legs and he's in my bedroom...
00:42:48It is indeed!
00:42:49Mr. Moore, your old PE teacher, a.k.a.
00:42:54Chicken legs!
00:42:55My favourite teacher ever, actually, yeah.
00:42:57Just to clarify, I didn't call him chicken legs at school.
00:42:59You are a man who can call anybody what you want to call them.
00:43:03I'd love to say...
00:43:04...out loud what I want to call you right now.
00:43:07Don't mess with me.
00:43:08I've got protection.
00:43:09OK.
00:43:09I've come into your bedroom wearing protection.
00:43:12OK.
00:43:13So...
00:43:14Is number two an icon of a game of rugby?
00:43:18I would say yes.
00:43:19It...
00:43:20No, no, no, no.
00:43:23That can't be him.
00:43:24I mean...
00:43:24You know...
00:43:25It's Australian.
00:43:26Correct.
00:43:27Correct.
00:43:29Is that George Regan?
00:43:34No.
00:43:34Yes, it is.
00:43:37Yes, it is.
00:43:37Good to know.
00:43:38Freaky.
00:43:38Freaky!
00:43:39Ladies and gentlemen, in the World Cup winning, Australia...
00:43:44...second most packed player is George Regan in the bedroom.
00:43:48It's great to see you in the end.
00:43:49Thank you so much.
00:43:52What about that?
00:43:53Huge round of applause.
00:43:54Thank you so much.
00:43:54Well, let's keep the fun going.
00:43:58Please welcome...
00:44:00...blue hydrangea.
00:44:01Hello, Joe!
00:44:04Hello, Joe!
00:44:04It's time to get into the drag!
00:44:09It's time to get into the drag!
00:44:11Yes!
00:44:13New and blue hydr-
00:44:14Are going to have a lip-sync battle!
00:44:17So she's going to quickly-
00:44:19Press you!
00:44:20Moncho!
00:44:21It's time to get ready!
00:44:24No!
00:44:25No!
00:44:26No!
00:44:27No!
00:44:28No!
00:44:29On,
00:44:32Nigel's whistle,
00:44:33the music will start,
00:44:35and then the lip-sync battle-
00:44:34begin. All right, here we go.
00:44:38What are we going to see?
00:44:39Here he goes.
00:44:44Yes!
00:44:49Yeah!
00:44:54Yeah!
00:44:55Yeah!
00:44:56Yeah!
00:44:59Yeah!
00:45:00Yeah!
00:45:04Okay. So, Nigel, who would you say is the...
00:45:09Winner of the Lip Sync Battle.
00:45:11Mmm.
00:45:14Blue Hydrainger.
00:45:15Yeah!
00:45:16Very close.
00:45:17Very close.
00:45:18Very close.
00:45:20Yeah!
00:45:21Oh, George, you!
00:45:24Thank you very much.
00:45:25I'm simply...
00:45:26Blue Hydrainger!
00:45:27Very close.
00:45:29Okay, quick face wipe.
00:45:32All right, well, Joe, you've been...
00:45:34Exceptional.
00:45:35What's this?
00:45:37It's a check.
00:45:40I hope it's a check.
00:45:42Joe, you have been summoned to...
00:45:44the round table by order of the traitors.
00:45:47Would you like to come...
00:45:49downstairs?
00:45:50We've...
00:45:51We've only got a rectangular table.
00:45:53I think we've got...
00:45:54Things have changed.
00:45:55Things have changed.
00:45:56Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:45:59Sweet dreams...
00:46:03Sweet dreams...
00:46:04Made of dreams...
00:46:07Made of dreams...
00:46:09Right, okay.
00:46:14We've been wanting to do the kitchen up.
00:46:19Well, actually, yeah.
00:46:21He's made a hell of a job.
00:46:24So this is giving me some flashback.
00:46:29Sweet jeans are made of these.
00:46:34We've been wanting to do the kitchen up.
00:46:39We've been wanting to do the kitchen up.
00:46:41We've been wanting to do the kitchen up.
00:46:44We've been wanting to do the kitchen up.
00:46:54No, dear.
00:46:59Good evening.
00:47:03Welcome to...
00:47:04To tonight's vanishment, Joe Marla.
00:47:09Hello.
00:47:09I'm here to decipher who is a...
00:47:14traitor and who is a faithful.
00:47:17Yeah, I know how the game works.
00:47:18I...
00:47:19Before you sit three...
00:47:24Faithfuls or traitors, when I touch you on the shoulder...
00:47:29You must reveal who you are.
00:47:34I...
00:47:35That's a great feeling.
00:47:39I...
00:47:39Sorry, I'm just going to squeeze bugs.
00:47:44I'm just going to squeeze bugs.
00:47:49I'm just going to squeeze bugs.
00:47:54I'm just going to squeeze bugs.
00:47:59I'm just going to squeeze bugs.
00:48:29I'm just going to squeeze bugs.
00:48:31I'm just going to squeeze bugs.
00:48:33I'm just going to squeeze bugs.
00:48:35I'm just going to squeeze bugs.
00:48:39I'm just going to squeeze bugs.
00:48:41I'm just going to squeeze bugs.
00:48:43Now, I'm feeling this isn't quite as tricky as it could have been.
00:48:47I'm just going to squeeze bugs.
00:48:51I'm just going to squeeze bugs.
00:48:53So, down here to this part of Sussex, Sunbury.
00:48:57Some marine.
00:49:01Honestly.
00:49:02Done.
00:49:02I am.
00:49:03Would you be able to repeat this sentence for me?
00:49:07Mm-hmm.
00:49:09She sells seashells on a seashell.
00:49:12This is seashells on a seashell.
00:49:17Okay, I think she's already done it a little bit there.
00:49:22Harry, you got a sausage in your mouth or not?
00:49:26Definitely not.
00:49:27Harry, you got a sausage in your mouth, mate.
00:49:30Yeah, I can see it.
00:49:32Do I have to keep it in?
00:49:35No, you can either eat...
00:49:37Oh, shit.
00:49:38And I'm going to take...
00:49:39Oh!
00:49:40Don't worry, the dogs are good at me.
00:49:42Okay.
00:49:43The dogs will get it too much.
00:49:44Just leave the sausage on the floor, please.
00:49:47Okay, even better.
00:49:48So...
00:49:49You correctly identified Harry as a traitor.
00:49:51Yes.
00:49:52Don't get too comfortable.
00:49:53Bob.
00:49:54Don't get too comfortable, you...
00:49:56Bob.
00:49:57One of you will be murdered.
00:49:59What?
00:50:00I don't know, that's what Claudia says.
00:50:02I don't know.
00:50:04I don't know.
00:50:07Okay, pop back in babe.
00:50:10Thank you very much and good night!
00:50:12Peace!
00:50:18Alright.
00:50:20It's just gone.
00:50:23Oh my God.
00:50:26Um...
00:50:28I realise there's people still in our bedroom.
00:50:31Um...
00:50:33F*** off.
00:50:36All of you.
00:50:38Oi, boom man.
00:50:41Take your boom.
00:50:42I'm trying to remain calm and pleasant now, but...
00:50:48I think it's time we all say...
00:50:51Goodbye.
00:50:52Say goodbye.
00:50:57Thank you very much.
00:50:58Thank you very much.
00:51:00Thank you very much.
00:51:02Thank you very much.
00:51:03Let me tell her what about her.
00:51:04That was so, so good.
00:51:08Joe?
00:51:09No.
00:51:10Fun?
00:51:11No.
00:51:12Really fun?
00:51:13Joe, you are a legend.
00:51:15You were amazing at the Birnight Cave show.
00:51:17Yeah.
00:51:18You were very, very welcoming.
00:51:19Ultimately.
00:51:20Yeah.
00:51:21And...
00:51:22You did enjoy it.
00:51:23On record, you are welcome back any time you want.
00:51:27OK.
00:51:28Honestly.
00:51:29And I mean that.
00:51:30I never know what you mean, Joe.
00:51:33It's quite tense.
00:51:34Exactly.
00:51:35OK.
00:51:36LAUGHTER
00:51:38But just realise this.
00:51:40Yes.
00:51:41There may come a day...
00:51:42Oh.
00:51:43Well, I'm in your bedroom.
00:51:45Oh.
00:51:46LAUGHTER
00:51:47I'm in your bedroom.
00:51:48I'm in your bedroom.
00:51:49Oh.
00:51:50I'm in your bedroom.
00:51:51Oh.
00:51:52know what for. I might be there. Okay. Okay, well, what I can...
00:51:57My guarantee for you, Joe, is that that won't happen again. Because I'm going to bestow...
00:52:02...upon you, our iconic midnight game show, Do Not Disturb...
00:52:07Oh, fantastic. Thank you. So, this is to guarantee...
00:52:12Mmm. ...that this will never happen again. Yeah.
00:52:15So, that's for you. Yeah, no, I guess...
00:52:17Okay. Really? Um, Joe Marler... No? No.
00:52:22Oh, come on, we'll do it properly. Oh, no, not one of those big hugs where you really hurt me.
00:52:27No, no, just like a nice one. I like you a lot.
00:52:29Oh, you're great. Thank you.
00:52:31You're a really good one.
00:52:32Oh, you're great.
00:52:34Ladies and gentlemen, he's a total...
00:52:37...of the stage station, Joe Marler!
00:52:42Bye!
00:52:43Bye!
00:52:44Bye!
00:52:47Ladies and gentlemen, earlier tonight, as you remember, we surprised...
00:52:52...that Sam, since then, he's been busy rehearsing and is now waiting patiently backstage...
00:52:57...of his big moment. So, let's have a little look at how he's been getting on...
00:53:02...since that extraordinary moment earlier.
00:53:07I very rarely am lost for words, and I very rarely get nervous.
00:53:12But I was nervous...
00:53:14...and lost for words.
00:53:15Woo!
00:53:17How are you, Sam?
00:53:18How are you, Sam?
00:53:19I'm coming to the realisation now. I work...
00:53:22...in the day in the construction industry, and I don't maybe look like a singer...
00:53:27...softer on your lens now.
00:53:28But I've loved singing since I was a kid. It wasn't very cool.
00:53:32...to sing when you were younger.
00:53:33And then I just thought, when I got older, I just really enjoyed it.
00:53:36I'd maybe not been...
00:53:37...good at something up until that point. So, I entered a karaoke competition...
00:53:40...and it just got a really good reaction.
00:53:42So, I went with it.
00:53:47Lily, my daughter, is my harshest critic. She's 13.
00:53:50My son, Leo, is nine.
00:53:52Jessica...
00:53:53...um...
00:53:54...mom and dad?
00:53:55Oh, sorry.
00:53:57Yeah.
00:53:58So, that's the reason you do things.
00:54:01Just singing...
00:54:02...London, on a stage, going to be broadcast to millions of people...
00:54:05...and for your families a lot.
00:54:07...which is a bit of a dream to do that.
00:54:09But, I'm excited and quite...
00:54:12...not nervous.
00:54:17Well...
00:54:17...ladies and gentlemen, please, give him all your love...
00:54:22...and all your encouragement.
00:54:24It is our unexpected star of tonight's show.
00:54:27Sam!
00:54:28APPLAUSE
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