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00:00Welcome to Jesse Waters' prime time tonight.
00:04It couldn't have been a nicer conversation.
00:06It's hard to believe that's the same guy I watch on television
00:08or I watch in a debate not doing so well.
00:11One perfect phone call with Trump has Timmy kissing the ring.
00:16I would characterize, along with the president, I think it was productive.
00:20I just searched for a bulletproof vest because my government wants to kill me.
00:25Grab some syringes with needles on the end.
00:28Have them full of succinylcholine, you know, whatever.
00:31Riot gear, syringes, and yoga.
00:33Do the ice mommies have a sugar daddy?
00:36We've actually found groups and individuals responsible for funding it.
00:41I want Stephen Moe to be the first one who has tried and convicted and f***ed angles.
00:46Happy TDS Tuesday.
00:49We just discovered a new strain.
00:51Plus...
00:53Susan also has a little bow tie because we mean business.
00:58Melania has a message for Minnesota.
01:07Be best.
01:09We need to unify.
01:10I'm calling for unity.
01:12I know my husband, the president, had a great call yesterday with the governor and the mayor.
01:20And they're working together to make it peaceful and without riots.
01:27I'm against the violence.
01:29So, please, if we protest, protest in peace.
01:33By the way, Melania is going to be on the 5 tomorrow, so watch that.
01:37I'll make sure Jessica's under control.
01:40In the spirit of be best, Walls and Trump had a perfect phone call.
01:44I had two very good talks.
01:47I had Jacob Frye and I had Governor Walz.
01:50And, I mean, they were great calls.
01:54So, let's see how they reported.
01:56But they were very nice calls, very respectful.
01:58What we need is their criminals.
02:00You know, they have criminals.
02:01And all I said, just give us your criminals.
02:04And if you give us the criminals, it all goes away.
02:06Tim's not denying it either.
02:08The two shook on it.
02:09I would characterize, along with the president, I think it was productive.
02:14He pledged that, look, I'm going to send Tom Holman in.
02:16We'll do things differently.
02:18It was cordial.
02:19I think he understood this.
02:20I told him that this is unsustainable.
02:22Donald Trump's a shoe-in for the Nobel after brokering a peace deal with Minnesota.
02:27So, here's the deal.
02:29ICE stays in Minnesota.
02:31And Border Patrol goes back to the border.
02:33If Minnesota helps ICE bag the bad hombres.
02:36And Holman's coming in to smooth it over.
02:40I don't think it's a pullback.
02:42It's a little bit of a change.
02:43Everybody in this room that has a business, you know, you make little changes.
02:46You know, Bovino's very good.
02:48But he's a pretty out-there kind of a guy.
02:50And in some cases, that's good.
02:51Maybe it wasn't good here.
02:53Tom is a tough guy.
02:54But I've watched over the years.
02:56And he's gotten along with governors.
02:57And he gets along with mayors.
02:59Some people don't.
03:00Some people just want to do their job and leave me alone.
03:03Everyone's happy, right?
03:04Border Patrol leaves.
03:06And Minnesota cooperates.
03:08And we just arrest criminals.
03:10Well, not everyone's happy.
03:12Tampon's base can't believe he's letting ICE stay.
03:15And not only that, he's working with them.
03:18The people he just called Nazis.
03:21Let's go that way.
03:24Let's move.
03:25That was Minnesota State Police cracking down on the mob.
03:48That frees up ICE to do its job.
03:50Which is this.
03:51Which is this.
04:02That was a Biden migrant leaving his wife and kids high and dry in the back of an ICE truck running for the Canadian border.
04:13In the last two years, Minnesota has released 800 criminal aliens back onto the streets before ICE could pick them up.
04:22ICE says, hey, can you guys hold them?
04:24And Minnesota says, nope, jailbreak.
04:26Now, if Minnesota can hold them for us and give us the lowdown on where they're holed up, ICE doesn't have to be doing dangerous manhunts and sweeping neighborhoods.
04:36Seems like a good deal, right?
04:37Well, the Minnesota mob wants these bad guys gone, right?
04:43They're just trying to protect the nonviolent grandmas and the dishwashers, comprende?
04:49No.
04:50The Minnesota militia storms the Capitol today.
04:53ICE up!
04:55Now!
04:57ICE up!
04:59Now!
05:00ICE up!
05:02Now!
05:03Justice delayed is justice denied!
05:06Justice delayed is justice denied!
05:09And they could shoot and murder him.
05:11Any one of us could be the next name.
05:14Walls is under siege for helping Trump target only the criminals.
05:19They always say we have to focus on the worst first.
05:23That's a lie.
05:24They want the worst to stay.
05:25The city council, they want ICE out.
05:28We want the 2,000 plus agents that are still here today occupying our communities and putting them at harm's risk for being abducted or even shot and killed.
05:37We want them out.
05:38We don't want swapsies.
05:40So until that demand is fulfilled, there is simply not a satisfying moment in this change.
05:49Walls just admitted he's been harboring criminal aliens in his state.
05:52Now, he cut a deal to hand him over, and the city council's blowing up the deal?
05:58Well, you can't call ICE the Gestapo and then start cooperating with the Gestapo, I guess.
06:04He has likened his situation to Anne Frank in the Holocaust.
06:08He has said that ICE is your Gestapo army.
06:10And then you guys speak on the phone.
06:12I'm fascinated by that conversation.
06:13It couldn't have been a nicer conversation.
06:16And, in fact, I said to my people, I said, it's hard to believe that's the same guy I watch on television or I watch in the debate not doing so well.
06:24Because we had a very reasonable conversation, very good conversation.
06:28If you believe the conversation, he'd like to get this thing over with.
06:32Here's what's really going on.
06:34Walls is a lame duck.
06:36He's not running again.
06:37And the Justice Department is showering him with subpoenas over Somali fraud.
06:42And his staff was caught in a cover-up.
06:45So he's trying to throw Trump a bone with ICE.
06:47All right, we'll hand over the bad guys if you go easy on me with the fraud.
06:52I'll even give you Omar.
06:54Just take it easy on me.
06:56Now, Walls doesn't have any money for lawyers.
06:58He's broke.
06:59Once he's out of office, he might have to pay out of pocket to defend himself.
07:04Trump's also asking Minnesota for its voter rolls.
07:08That's touchy.
07:09Walls is under a lot of pressure to hand a lot of stuff over.
07:13Or else he could be spending his retirement in court.
07:16But Bearded Pete doesn't want to see peace in the streets.
07:20Anyone running for president has to fight Trump till the bell rings.
07:25Hi, it's Pete.
07:26And for the millions of Americans who have been making your voice heard,
07:30I want to recognize just how much of an impact that that's having.
07:33Even just in the last few hours, we have seen some of the strongest proof yet that you are not powerless.
07:41All of this is showing that political pressure works.
07:45Congressman Ro Khanna from California, who thinks he's running for president,
07:49flew to Minneapolis for a photo op.
07:51And when he met the mob, he almost wet himself.
07:54F**k these cameras.
07:56I'm not here for y'all.
07:58There's two ways we're going to play this game, pimp.
08:01We were nice.
08:06This brother was a nurse.
08:09Now they're willing to kill our nurses.
08:11So when you go back to Capitol Hill,
08:13tell them I said it.
08:16Democrats running for president are so scared of their base they're getting put on a leash
08:29and they're not even house trained.
08:31The governor from Kentucky, also running for president,
08:35says ICE needs permission to visit his state.
08:38And they need a warrant every time they want to arrest an illegal.
08:41Well, the first thing we have to do is demand that they pull these officers out of all of our cities
08:49and that they fully retrain every single one of them.
08:52The idea that they have a memo that says they can just barge into someone's house
08:56without a real warrant is, I mean, I guess they miss the day they taught law in law school.
09:02We have to get a warrant from a judge every time we arrest an illegal.
09:06Biden let 20 million illegals in.
09:07We need 20 million warrants.
09:09First of all, that's not the law.
09:12Second of all, you think these liberal judges are signing off on warrants for migrants?
09:17Judges are helping sneak illegals out of the courtroom before ICE can nab them.
09:23Obama deported 3 million migrants.
09:25He didn't have to get warrants.
09:27If you needed a warrant for every time you arrested a migrant,
09:31they could just stay inside their apartment all day and collect welfare.
09:35Democrats are saying they can raid the president's house,
09:38but not Jose's.
09:40Senator Van Hollen believes that illegals can move into Maryland,
09:44but ICE can't follow them there.
09:46We need to make sure, in my view,
09:49that mayors and governors of states provide consent
09:53before ICE or Border Patrol come into their cities and states in these big numbers.
10:00ICE, the number of people ICE in ICE now,
10:02it's bigger than the armies of many countries.
10:07Democrats believe that illegals have more of a right to operate in the United States than ICE agents do.
10:13That's not how the Democratic Party used to roll.
10:16When Kate Steinle was murdered by a criminal illegal in Sanctuary San Francisco over 10 years back,
10:23Hillary said San Francisco had blood on its hands.
10:26Any city should listen to the Department of Homeland Security,
10:29which, as I understand it, urged them to deport this man again after he got out of prison another time.
10:37You know, here's a case where we've deported, we've deported, we've deported.
10:40He ends back up in our country.
10:43And I think the city made a mistake.
10:46The city made a mistake not to deport someone that the federal government strongly felt should be deported.
10:52How did we go from crooked to crockett?
10:56I know that slave patrols were some sort of military-like-ish policing force
11:03that was going out and grabbing and disappearing people based upon their skin color.
11:11People were having to walk around and show their papers.
11:15Yeah, that is what it looks like.
11:17That's what it looks like to me.
11:19A quarter of ICE arrests have happened in Texas alone.
11:23No one's rioting there.
11:25Crockett's running for Senate there.
11:27I'm not sure calling ICE enforcement slave catchers is going to fly,
11:31but I don't think even Beto went that far.
11:35Swalwell's running for governor in California,
11:37Neapad Newsom's job, and he's running on abolishing ICE,
11:42something Democrat pollsters said was as toxic as masculinity.
11:45This ICE should be crushed, and then come to the table with us
11:49and put together something that keeps the most violent out of our communities,
11:54has security at the border,
11:55searches judges to process the asylum cases.
11:59Well, it's abolishing what he has right now.
12:03I can see the debates now.
12:05Raise your hand if you want to abolish ICE.
12:08Aye.
12:09Raise your hand if men can get pregnant.
12:13Aye.
12:15Raise your hand if you think we should give black Americans reparations.
12:20Aye.
12:21Should ICE continue to exist?
12:23Is it salvageable in any form?
12:25No.
12:26And that should be the answer across the Democratic Party.
12:29Democrats are digging themselves a grave.
12:31Trump was elected with a mass deportation mandate.
12:36And polls have been clear since day one.
12:38Deport all immigrants who are here illegally.
12:4055% of the New York Times.
12:42Marquette, 64%.
12:43CBS News, 57%.
12:45ABC News, with a slightly different question, 56%.
12:47So what you're seeing essentially here
12:50is a very clear indication that a majority of Americans,
12:54in fact, when they're asked this blunt question,
12:56which I believe gets at the underlying feelings,
12:58do in fact want to deport all immigrants who are here illegally.
13:01They're going to deport all immigrants who are here illegally.
13:01And it's been a year and not much has changed.
13:05A new poll has 52% of the country supporting mass deportations.
13:1152 to 42.
13:13A Reuters poll shows Republicans have a seven-point advantage
13:16over Democrats with immigration.
13:1815 points with crime.
13:20Trump's approval surging with Hispanics.
13:24He's up nine points in the latest Rasmussen poll.
13:26So if you think Trump's going to stop, good luck.
13:30He can't lose sight of the fact that we have to take murderers and drug lords
13:36and people from mental institutions that were dumped into our country to open borders of the Democrats,
13:44the whites.
13:45And we're doing a great job.
13:46Trump's determined to deport the worst first, and that should be a priority.
13:51But he needs to have the resolve to finish the job.
13:54We can't wait around for migrants to commit crimes before deporting them.
13:59Everyone here illegally is deportable.
14:01Even the Messiah said, you break into the country, watch out.
14:06Ultimately, our nation, like all nations, has the right and obligation to control its borders
14:13and set laws for residency and citizenship.
14:19And no matter how decent they are, no matter their reasons,
14:24the 11 million who broke these laws should be held accountable.
14:28I don't know what happened, but if I have to bet on somebody making a good negotiation,
14:58it's going to be the president.
14:59The reality of it is, think about what we're learning about the president last two weeks.
15:03Let's just say two weeks.
15:04He calls Elizabeth Warren to ask her about what do you think about the 10% credit limit, right?
15:09And she's like, I couldn't believe he called me.
15:12He calls Tim Waltz to want to figure out what's going on in Minnesota.
15:16He's talking to anybody and everybody.
15:18It doesn't matter which side of the aisle you're on.
15:20He's showing to you.
15:21I am willing to work with anybody in America in leadership as long as we are looking at our number one priority being the people.
15:29I want people to be safer.
15:30I want their lives to be better.
15:31And you've got to give them credit for it.
15:32Does it kind of defang the Democrats' argument that this guy's a Nazi dictator when he's warming them up
15:38and schmoozing them up on the telephone on policies they can reach across the aisle on?
15:43Well, there's a difference between you acting tough when the camera's on and then the guy calls you.
15:51You're like, wait a minute, it's him.
15:52He's on the phone.
15:53What do I tell him?
15:54Think about what's more embarrassing.
15:56At least Tim Waltz spoke to him.
15:57How about the guy that went to Davos and was walking around saying, let me tell you, look at these knee pads and all this other stuff.
16:06And then today the president comes in.
16:08You've only given 13% of permits to the houses that were on fire, 2,500 of them.
16:12Only 10 homes have been rebuilt after a year of the fire.
16:16President Trump comes in and says, if you're not going to expedite these permits, we're going to come in and we're going to do it faster than you,
16:22even though we're dealing with a million and one different problems.
16:26Tim Waltz, to me, gained points for wanting to work with the president.
16:31Newsom had a horrible day today when the president overlapped his leadership.
16:35Yeah, so Trump's going to go rebuild and no one can steal all the money that they were going to give to Gavin willy-nilly.
16:41But the problem is the base is so crazy that they're already rioting over the deal Wall's cut with Trump.
16:50Does he care since he's not running for re-election?
16:55I think he's also trying to make sure he's protected long term.
16:58I don't know what happens on these calls.
17:00I would only say I don't know what he's going to ask for.
17:03You know, wink, wink.
17:04Hey, if I work with you on this, can I get a pardon?
17:08I don't know what the guy's going to be asking the president.
17:09You know, these guys have a lot of audacity.
17:12The previous guy that was the president said he wanted to depoliticize when it comes down to pardons.
17:17Then he goes and pardons his family, Fauci, everybody else.
17:20So I don't know what Walls is going to be asking for.
17:22But I will tell you, part of me likes the fact that somebody who was extremely on the opposing side
17:28and our president are talking to each other.
17:31I think this is very good for America.
17:32I think it helps going into midterms.
17:34It shows no matter how much smack everybody on the left talks, crime is down 20%, murder is down 20%, borders are clean,
17:44Republicans support Trump more than ever before, and the Democrats, Harry Enten, I feel bad for the guy.
17:49He was shown a poll just two days ago about how much Democrats don't support Democrats.
17:55Can you imagine how embarrassing that is today?
17:56I know.
17:57I like that Harry Enten guy, though.
17:59I kind of like his charisma.
18:01You know, even though he's a CNN guy, he doesn't seem like that bad of a guy.
18:05I think you're right about the pardons, though, PBD.
18:07I think the pardon conversation is always kind of in the background with someone like Walls
18:12who watched billions disappear right under his nose.
18:15I think that's in play for sure.
18:17Good to see you as always.
18:18Thank you so much.
18:20Always good seeing you.
18:21We followed the money in Minnesota, a primetime investigation, plus Sidney Sweeney's lingerie scandal.
18:35They're singing again.
18:38Journalist Cam Higby hacked an ice stalker Zoom call, and after a long day of chasing ice agents
18:43in the freezing cold, they had a nighttime healing space.
18:47Walls might finally be working with Trump, but the minivan militia is still risking it all.
19:07I just searched for a bulletproof f***ing vest.
19:13I spent a year wearing one in Baghdad.
19:19And here I am 20 f***ing years later, searching for one because my government wants to f***ing kill me.
19:28Don't flatter yourself, Karen.
19:29This isn't about you.
19:31Unless you're a bad hombre named Juan.
19:33But white liberals have a problem.
19:35They make everything about themselves.
19:38Grown men saw their neighborhood gangbanger get cuffed and suddenly needed more healing and meditation.
19:58One naughty nurse says put down the bells and pick up some meds.
20:03Get on Tinder, get on Hinge, find these guys.
20:06They're around.
20:08They're an ice agent.
20:08Bring some X-lax and put it in their drinks.
20:13Get them sick.
20:14Get the poison ivy oak water, and I'm going to put it into a water gun.
20:21Aim for, aim for faces.
20:23All the medical providers, grab some syringes with needles on the end.
20:26Have them full of saline or succinylcholine.
20:31You know, whatever, whatever.
20:33And now she's under investigation.
20:35Add her to the list.
20:37Everyone's putting a target on agents.
20:39Ramming, shootings, bitings.
20:42Get back!
20:42Why are they doing this?
20:55Well, we showed you the polls.
20:56A majority of Americans want deportations.
21:00The minivan militia isn't a movement.
21:02It's a small, loud, well-organized insurgency.
21:06And now we're starting to see who's financing it.
21:08The Minneapolis hotel broken into by rioters, that was on a Soros-funded group's target list.
21:15They told agitators where to go and who to target.
21:19Plus, billionaire tech mogul Neville Singham, who lives in China, has a track record of funding
21:26large-scale protests and providing infrastructure for revolutionary groups.
21:32This weekend, Singham's group helped break the news of the Alex Preddy shooting.
21:37Then blasted out a call to action.
21:40And people responded.
21:42These ICE agents think they can shoot anyone with clear impurity.
21:47And they think no one's going to stop them.
21:49But we have a clear message, right?
21:52We are going to stop them.
21:54Because we know it's not going to be the Democrats, the thousands, the millions of people
21:59who will rise up and unite to take this into our own hands.
22:03Singham's married to the founder of Code Pink.
22:07Remember them, the professional revolutionaries?
22:10Stop ICE raids!
22:11The power of the rice propel!
22:13Stop the killing!
22:15Stop the crimes!
22:16No pride in genocide!
22:19Your patient is a crime!
22:21New York, Newfoundland, fire!
22:24Neville Singham was already on our radar.
22:26Over the summer, Congress linked him to anti-ICE riots in L.A.
22:31These aren't peaceful protests.
22:33This is a coordinated left-wing operation.
22:36They're trying to override what the country voted for and undo a Democratic election.
22:41That's not a protest.
22:43That's a rebellion.
22:44These are paid insurrectionists.
22:46These are paid agitators.
22:47These people aren't normal, like OG, that, you know, they're incensed about anything.
22:52The media doesn't want to hear it.
22:54The only insurrection they care about ends with Republicans in cuffs.
22:59What we're seeing with our own eyes, our government is allowing anonymous masked agents
23:05to execute its own citizens and then lying about it.
23:09Also, if these are paid protesters, as we're being told, show us the receipts, even one receipt.
23:17Congresswoman Annapolino Loina joins me now.
23:20Now, Congresswoman, I know you guys are investigating some of the funding behind this stuff,
23:25and I know Kash Patel is.
23:26What can you tell us?
23:29Look, recently we had, and I actually had made the motion to send a subpoena.
23:33It was passed bipartisan from House Oversight for Neville Singham for his refusal to come
23:38before Congress and accept receipt of our invitation to talk about the funding that he's been
23:43launching against the American people that are largely contributing to some of these violent
23:47protests.
23:47But to be clear, Jesse, this is only benefiting China.
23:51Neville Singham has been funding these communist and socialist groups.
23:55He's a self-proclaimed Leninist and Marxist.
23:58And he, again, is refusing to come into the United States.
24:00We've even sent myself and Chairman Comer a letter to the Treasury Department asking them
24:04to freeze his assets, of which we will be following up when we get back to Washington.
24:08And I also heard, Jesse, that even though we are trying to serve him in an effort to bring
24:13him into Congress to testify, that he's been quietly sneaking in and out of this country.
24:17And so, yes, if you're looking for who is funding these, it is him.
24:20And the Treasury Department does have the authority to freeze his assets.
24:23All right.
24:23So when he flies into the country and then flies back to Beijing, we don't have any notice,
24:30the CIA doesn't have or the DOJ doesn't have any notice, what flight he's on, if it's private,
24:36what airport he's landing at.
24:37We can't serve him when he lands?
24:39I think that they could get that information, but that would require them to open up a criminal
24:44investigation.
24:45But again, I think that they have grounds to do so.
24:47I've also sent letters to the Department of Justice to try to hit him with a FARA violation
24:52because he's not a registered foreign agent for China.
24:55But again, that would require a criminal aspect.
24:57But either which way, he's not receiving and he will not, in my opinion, accept receipt
25:02of the subpoena, which means we'll be able to hold him in contempt of Congress.
25:05So that would then initiate the criminal proceedings.
25:07Are you even allowed to frolic around China with pink shirts like that?
25:12I think if you are shilling on behalf of the Communist Chinese Party, probably.
25:17It's true.
25:17It's definitely a fashion violation.
25:19That's for sure.
25:20Anna Polina, thank you so much as always.
25:23We appreciate it.
25:23Keep up the great work.
25:26Thanks, Jesse.
25:27Happy TDS Tuesday.
25:29He's back.
25:37Trump's on the trail again.
25:3947 touching down in Iowa.
25:41Usually when you head to Iowa, you're running for president.
25:44Is he?
25:45First stop was the diner, obviously.
25:47But before pancakes, a quick prayer.
25:50After the blessing, Trump made his rounds and table to table, talking wallets, gas prices,
26:00groceries.
26:01Hats were being signed.
26:03Pictures were being taken.
26:04Then it was time to get serious.
26:06First up, fake news.
26:08Trump squared up with the female Slopidopolis.
26:11So, Mr. President, some of your own administration officials have labeled Alex Perry as a message.
26:15By the way, this is ABC fake news.
26:17She hasn't asked me a good question in years.
26:23I think a nice woman, but I don't really like her too much.
26:27After torching the press, Trump took the podium.
26:30Maganomics was the message.
26:31Listen.
26:32After one year of President Trump, our economy is booming.
26:36Incomes are rising.
26:37Investment is soaring.
26:39Inflation has been defeated.
26:41Our border is closed.
26:42Totally closed.
26:47And America is respected all over the world like they've never been respected.
26:53One year.
26:53I thought it would take us two years.
26:56Trump's announcing the golden age has arrived, even for the Panikins.
27:01I made a lot of people rich.
27:02I made a lot of people rich that I don't even like.
27:05While Trump talks about paychecks, Democrats, they're doing what they do best.
27:10Rallying for fraudsters and illegal aliens.
27:13Their mad homens got a suite at the Holiday Inn.
27:16But if it wasn't for massive Somali fraud and Biden letting every Jose into the country,
27:22Homan wouldn't be on the ground.
27:24He'd be working from home.
27:26The message is clear.
27:27Trump wants affordability.
27:29Democrats want amnesty.
27:31Who are you going to choose?
27:42Weekend co-host, Charlie Hurt.
27:44All right, Charlie, they're saying this is like the big kickoff to the midterms, 2026.
27:48How did he do today?
27:49Good.
27:50I mean, this is where, you know, the problem, you know, midterms are always terrible for
27:55the party in power.
27:56And they're particularly going to be rough when you don't have, you know, the biggest
28:01star you've got is not going to be on the ballot.
28:03So this is how he's got to do it.
28:05I love the idea that he is trying to sort of maybe reset the whole thing going on in Minneapolis.
28:12Because the only way Democrats can advance is through the chaos and siding with the illegals
28:20and turning, you know, the violence totally benefits them.
28:24Trump has to, even though Trump is the only person in all of Washington, in either party
28:30going back decades, to ever actually address the problem of illegal immigration and actually
28:35do something about it and has demonstrated that he can actually solve the problem, he's
28:39still, he's still the one that is going to get blamed if there's chaos on the ground
28:44and people are still getting shot.
28:46Right.
28:46So he's got to figure out how to be the adult in the room, fix the problem, and then continue
28:52keeping his promise.
28:52And he was.
28:53And if you were running at this point and you're not on the ballot and there are no stars,
28:58we haven't seen the stars emerge yet that are running for these Senate and House races.
29:03Would you just say right off, I brought crime to its lowest level since 1900.
29:08I brought illegal crossings to its lowest level ever and then say it's going to take us a
29:13second to dig us out of Bidenomics.
29:15I've done everything else you asked me to.
29:18Just stick with me.
29:19Yes.
29:20But he also still has to be on offense.
29:22And the way you go on offense is you go to Tim Walton, Jacob Frye, and you say, OK,
29:27you don't want our agents on your streets?
29:29Fine.
29:30We're going to defund your sanctuary state and your sanctuary city and just go after that.
29:35You go after.
29:36There has to be penalties.
29:37There has to be penalties.
29:38And that's where Trump is best is when he's on the offense and he's going after these people.
29:43And that's why, obviously, you know, I love watching Trump, you know, round up all these
29:47illegals and sending them and send them home.
29:49But, you know, there comes a point where I start to worry about actually the safety of
29:53the agents.
29:54Oh, me too.
29:54If the mayor and governor in Minneapolis are turning their city into a war zone and our
30:02agents are not equipped to deal with that kind of opposition on the street, then you're
30:09putting them in a really bad situation.
30:10Well, that's why I like the stick and move tactics.
30:12You don't advertise you're going to be in Minneapolis for six weeks and then go in there with a little
30:17bit of backup, but not enough.
30:18You've got to kind of go to different places and then come back around in a couple of months.
30:24Corruption.
30:24Would you, Charlie Hurt, run on a message of rooting out corruption and fraud also?
30:32Absolutely.
30:33Keep them on defense.
30:34And, you know, you used to talk about Nancy Pelosi, the stock picker.
30:39Yeah.
30:39But Ilhan Omar has put her to shame, puts Nancy Pelosi out of business for the kind of money
30:46she has figured out.
30:46Which is worth, what, $30 million now?
30:48Plus.
30:49I mean, that doesn't even count.
30:50The winery.
30:51The winery in California that apparently doesn't even make like a wine.
30:55I heard it's called Devil's Lies.
30:58Yeah, that's the one true thing about it.
31:00All right.
31:01We're in the wrong business.
31:02We should have gone into the vineyards.
31:03Yep.
31:04All right.
31:04Well, Sydney Sweeney, she's in the right business.
31:06Lingerie and snowblowers.
31:10Right back.
31:10Lingerie and snowblowers.
31:15Lingerie and snowblowers.
31:16Don't forget the world we're lost
31:36What's in your life?
31:41But don't go away
31:43Until the sky is still in the sky
31:46Until the sky is still in the sky
31:50The walls are falling
31:53In the last February
31:56The thoughts will be in the summer
31:59The wind will be in the summer
32:01Where the wind will be in the summer
32:04The night is in the summer
32:06I'm losing my soul
32:08For you
32:11Happy TDS Tuesday, primetime's second favorite day of the week.
32:17We're raising awareness for one of the most infectious mind viruses sweeping the nation,
32:22Trump derangement syndrome.
32:24And we won't rest until we find a cure.
32:27First up, we've got another self-deporter.
32:30Drumroll, please.
32:33To actress Kristen Stewart of Twilight.
32:36Remember her?
32:37She says her TDS has ruined her sense of reality.
32:40Poor Kristen.
32:41She's hopping on a flight just like Rosie.
32:44Destination TBD.
32:46We'll keep you updated.
32:47But Kristen isn't alone.
32:49James Cameron wants out, too.
32:52He's off to New Zealand.
32:54Where would you rather live?
32:56Oh, right.
32:57A place that actually believes in science and is sane and where people can work together cohesively to a common goal
33:05or a place where everybody's at each other's throats, extremely polarized.
33:10I'm not there for the scenery.
33:11I'm there for the sanity.
33:13Up next, meet Morgan.
33:15Morgan was a librarian on a mission.
33:19But this isn't any ordinary book club.
33:21She allegedly tried recruiting people to assassinate President Trump.
33:26She tried to hire a sniper like Thomas Crooks, but then she got arrested and told cops she didn't really mean it.
33:34Oops.
33:36Speaking of murder, a Democrat who wants to be Ohio's next attorney general is campaigning on killing Trump.
33:43Hi, this is Elliott Forehand, candidate for Ohio attorney general.
33:48I want to tell you what I mean when I say that I am going to kill Donald Trump.
33:55I mean I'm going to obtain a conviction rendered by a jury of his peers at a standard of proof beyond a reasonable doubt,
34:05resulting in a sentence duly executed of capital punishment.
34:09What is it with these Democrat AGs always wanting to kill Republicans?
34:15Up next, doctors have discovered a new strain of TDS.
34:20They're calling it MDS, Miller Derangement Syndrome.
34:23I want Stephen Miller to be the number one in the Nuremberg trials when this is done.
34:29When this is done, I want Stephen Miller to be the first one who has tried and convicted and dangles.
34:36And finally, we like to end on a high note because there's hope for those who are infected.
34:41The first step to TDS recovery, admitting you have a problem.
34:46Here's the TDS warrior of the week.
34:49I'm dealing with the next few years of Trump.
34:51Yeah.
34:51I need therapy.
34:53Keep fighting, Joy.
34:56Happy TDS Tuesday.
35:03Time for Water's Cooler.
35:05Let's bring in Fox News host Julie Banderas.
35:07All right, Julie, here we go.
35:09Let's do it.
35:10Busted.
35:12Someone was a little naughty this weekend.
35:14While promoting her new lingerie line, TMZ caught Sydney Sweeney giving the Hollywood sign an intimate makeover,
35:21scaling it and lacing it and lacing it with lingerie.
35:29Oh, that was amazing.
35:30And now they want her in cuffs.
35:46Some people say she's faking it since the alarm didn't go off, but authorities say she didn't get permission.
35:52That's one way to sell lingerie, right?
35:55I guess, but I actually don't get it.
35:57Like, why does that sell?
35:59I mean, let me explain why women buy bras.
36:01We want lift.
36:02Okay.
36:02And if we had breasts like Sydney Sweeney, then yes, we're going to buy those.
36:06But lift doesn't mean lifting bras and chaining them onto a 40-foot high structure.
36:12So I don't understand how this is selling bras.
36:13Was it about lift or was it about grabbing our attention?
36:16It was about grabbing our attention, but I don't necessarily think it's going to sell.
36:20But I don't know.
36:20Do you think Sydney Sweeney's lingerie is going to sell?
36:23I think the pictures of her in the lingerie, that's going to sell.
36:26Seeing her bras on a Hollywood sign, yeah, it did attract me to the fact that I didn't know she had a lingerie line.
36:31Okay, well, Johnny has already ordered everything.
36:33I bet he has.
36:34And I don't even think they have anything left in stock.
36:37Well, they did have duffel bags of bras that they left all over, so he probably went out there and grabbed the leftovers.
36:42He's so naughty.
36:43Keep your hands off Sydney, Johnny.
36:45You have enough trouble here.
36:46I think you won't have to convince him to.
36:48Up next, lots of snow this weekend.
36:51Shout out to my plow guy, Bill.
36:53He took care of my place, but if Bill's booked, you can go robotic.
36:58There's now snowblowers that drive themselves like a Roomba, and you can just clear your entire driveway while you're watching primetime.
37:06Look at that.
37:08Yeah, that's pretty cool.
37:09I would like one of those for, like, my kids' bedrooms, just like a bulldozer that just goes through.
37:14I mean, your kids are still young.
37:15Wait, you just wait.
37:16You'll want one of these for your kids' rooms.
37:17I mean, those things really work.
37:19They are.
37:19I think we should just use robots for everything.
37:22It's not perfection, though, because the guy had a video on YouTube, and it was showing that one of the blades got jammed up, and then you've got to go out there and fix it, which almost would be more trouble than it's worth.
37:31But, hey.
37:31My guy, Bill, will fix the snowblower.
37:33Don't worry.
37:34You can't have him, Julie.
37:35He's my snowblower.
37:36Get your own blower.
37:37Well, that's the question, because the blowers, they blew this winter.
37:42We needed a snowplow.
37:43And a new matchmaking company is setting up people on blind dates, but there's a catch.
37:50People have to be completely blindfolded.
37:53Do you think this is a good idea?
37:54That's the dumbest thing ever.
37:55Would you ever have gone on?
37:57Okay, did you go on blind dates much?
37:59Okay, why?
38:00Because you need to see what they look like.
38:01You do.
38:02Or if you're going to go on a blind date, you better show me a picture.
38:04I mean, let's be honest.
38:05We're all shallow, right?
38:07Some people, it's about the conversation.
38:09If you're blindfolded.
38:11But is it?
38:11Yes.
38:12What does that person look like?
38:13Well, that's good, but sometimes you've got to get along with them.
38:17You don't want to let the woman think it's all about the looks.
38:19That's fine.
38:19And then talk on the phone first after you've gotten a picture.
38:22That's my solution.
38:23Talk on the phone first.
38:24Yes, I think if you want to get to know somebody, talk to them on the phone.
38:27What is this, the 1950s?
38:27Well, you're right.
38:28I hate phone calls, too.
38:29But blind date, no.
38:30Like, you're not going to put, no, you're not blinding me.
38:33I've got to see what, you know.
38:34You've got to see what you're working with?
38:35I've got to see the goods.
38:35You can still feel on a blind date.
38:38I don't care.
38:38I'm not Helen Keller for God's sake.
38:40I need to actually see the face.
38:41All right, Julie, behave yourself.
38:42Very important.
38:43More primetime straight ahead.
38:49Thanks again.
38:50Thanks again.
39:12we're coming back to you.
39:13you
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