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00:00Welcome to Jesse Waters' prime time tonight.
00:03Can we ask you about the daycare?
00:05Sir, I'm not racist.
00:06I'm asking you...
00:07No, no, no, no, you don't ask me nothing.
00:092.25 million dollars.
00:10Get out, you guys, get out.
00:12A new Somali undercover investigation just dropped.
00:17Why are you taking us?
00:18I'm your only community that does fraud.
00:21At what point are we going to make the determination
00:24and say white men are problematic?
00:27It's always white men.
00:29Are the ice stalkers really just man-haters?
00:34We have to lose the benefits of the system
00:36if we want to tear the system down.
00:38You think you just fell out of a coconut tree?
00:42Kamala just bought an $8 million Malibu beach house.
00:48Wow.
00:49Don't talk like that.
00:50We're going to crash the glass ceiling, girl.
00:53Plus...
00:54Some of these farmers back here from Butler, Pennsylvania...
00:57Where?
00:58Butler, Pennsylvania.
00:59Shree has a magic wand.
01:11And he's about to make ice go poof.
01:14We must...
01:15We must reform ice.
01:18But it looks at this stage, folks...
01:20Ice is beyond reform.
01:23Ice is totally out of control.
01:26And this week, I intend to introduce a bill to abolish ice.
01:34We need to make ice go away.
01:37Make ice go away.
01:39But let the illegals stay.
01:41But let the illegals stay.
01:42Shree must be working for El Chapo.
01:45Or he's high as a kite.
01:47Democrats are making ice out to be more deadly than Trend de Alagua.
01:51They are free to act with impunity to personally manufacture and escalate confrontations and even execute whomever they please.
02:05American police are executioners.
02:07American police are executioners, but MS-13, just Maryland dads.
02:11They think Trump's given agents a license to kill.
02:15And they're all pretending they're next in line to eat a bullet.
02:17Yeah, I'm worried that they'll kill me.
02:21Because I'm out there and I'm witnessing and I'm documenting.
02:25Yeah.
02:26Democrats were saying Trump was going to lock them all up.
02:29But he hasn't put a single one in prison.
02:32And now they're all thinking they're going to get shot.
02:35Meanwhile, Trump's the only one who's been shot and arrested.
02:38Rosie, who we hear the Irish can't stand, says driving your cars at ICE agents doesn't go far enough.
02:48If you ever wondered what you would have done in Nazi Germany in the 30s, well, take a look at what you're doing now.
02:55You know, we're not overreacting.
02:57We're underreacting as a nation.
02:59And I think that's what they're counting on.
03:01Brave Iris Rosie fled the country and then called Americans chicken hawks for not going harder.
03:09Dinner shrink put her in a DJT detox.
03:13She wasn't supposed to even be watching the news.
03:16Democrats are telling the base, if you don't fight the Nazis, you are one.
03:21They did the same thing during Floyd.
03:23If you weren't an anti-racist activist, you were a racist.
03:28We're not even six months out from Charlie Kirk.
03:32And Homan says the mob's trying to kill his family.
03:36I'm telling you here today, it's not over.
03:39Now the rhetoric is even tripled.
03:40Now they're saying they're murderers.
03:42They went beyond Nazis and secret police.
03:44Now they're saying he's murdering people.
03:47Death threats against me alone have tripled.
03:49I mean, I had one yesterday.
03:50It was a little different.
03:52They don't want to kill me.
03:53They want to kill my family.
03:55You know, tear my soul off so I suffer the rest of my life.
03:57The agent who shot Rene Good in self-defense was forced to go into hiding because of death threats.
04:03And reports now say he's suffering from internal bleeding after getting rammed by the car.
04:10There was a time when even the media thought ICE was cool.
04:14During Obama, they were doing ride-alongs.
04:18Under the cloak of darkness in Chicago.
04:21Attack one, guys.
04:21An Immigration and Customs Enforcement team gears up for another long day, pursuing undocumented immigrants who have been convicted of crimes in the U.S.
04:31You have evidence, right, that he's using a fake identity or?
04:35That is correct.
04:36We believe he's been using a U.S. citizen's identity to live and work.
04:40He has an Illinois driver's license.
04:41Third target, he has an unauthorized use of a weapon, which was a firearm.
04:45He has a couple of DUIs.
04:48He is a criminal.
04:49He has extensive criminal history.
04:51And by taking him out of the community, it's making the community safer.
04:54So Obama's boys were picking up illegals wanted for identity theft, DUIs, and gun charges.
05:01Now Trump's men are nabbing killers, carjackers, and child molesters.
05:05And Bernie's like, leave my landscaper alone.
05:08They don't believe that Isatians should be picking people up off the streets.
05:13Grandmothers and gardeners.
05:14Yeah.
05:15This Trump general movement on authoritarianism is disregard for the Constitution, general disregard for the rule of law.
05:23We cannot allow that to happen in America.
05:26Have you seen any video of ICE tackling a guy on a lawnmower?
05:31Have you seen any video of Homan arresting Jose, just watering azaleas?
05:36I haven't even seen a grandma get busted.
05:39And I have access to all the videos.
05:43Omar says ICE hasn't arrested a single criminal.
05:47They haven't been able to produce any evidence that they are finding people who are undocumented, who have committed crimes.
05:55Does Omar have TV or the Internet?
05:58I know Verizon was down today, but come on.
06:01We're swimming in mug shots.
06:03Here's a dude from Sudan, convicted of homicide and assault.
06:08Or what about this bad hombre from El Salvador, convicted of three counts of homicide?
06:14According to my math, that's three dead people.
06:18Here's one from Omar's neck of the woods, a Somali national convicted of homicide.
06:23I can do whole shows of just mug shots, but then we wouldn't have time for texts.
06:30Why do Democrats want to keep these kinds of people in the country?
06:35Mayor Fry seems to, again, Matt, we've said this many times, choose illegal aliens and criminal illegal aliens over the American citizens in his city.
06:45Let me say that again.
06:47He chooses criminal aliens, aliens that would harm children, kill, rape, and maim American citizens.
06:52He chooses them over his own citizens.
06:55Minneapolis has been siding against his own citizens.
06:58Trey and Waltz let their taxpayers get fleeced out of billions by Somalians.
07:03And then they never even said, sorry, I screwed up.
07:08It took a sink or swim champ, Nick Shirley, to blow the roof off.
07:13The scandal was so big, Tim Walls retired.
07:15He yanked his re-election bid because he knew there was another shoe to drop.
07:20The leering center may just be the tip of the iceberg.
07:24Nick Shirley just dropped another bombshell.
07:27Turns out Somalis don't just love the daycare business.
07:31They have their hands in hundreds of car companies bringing fake kids to fake daycare centers.
07:39It's a total black hole.
07:41My research has shown that there are about 1,020 such companies in Minnesota.
07:48And more than 90% of them are Somali-owned.
07:53A lot of these companies, their address is an apartment.
07:57Some are in a house.
08:00Some are in a convenience store.
08:02Some of them in a vacant building.
08:04There's no signage.
08:05There's nobody there.
08:07Shirley and his deputies say these transportation companies are ripe for the picking.
08:11So if you have 800 companies in Minnesota that are NEMT companies, they all own 20 vehicles and they're all making 10 trips a day and it's $50 per trip.
08:25So it's 800 times 20 times 10 trips times $50 a trip.
08:33Do the math.
08:34And the reality is, how many of these trips are being provided?
08:37Zero.
08:38They don't have to provide any.
08:40And boom, they get paid.
08:41Nobody bothers to check.
08:44Minnesota's not even checking to make sure Somali Jr. got driven to daycare.
08:49Hunter Biden would have made more money in Minneapolis than in Ukraine.
08:53Walls was just handing out cash to whoever put their hand out.
08:56And never looked to see who they were, what they did with it.
09:01Shirley's the only one in Minnesota who's knocked on doors.
09:05This does not look like safari transportation.
09:07Where is the transportation company?
09:09I don't see any signs denoting that there's any transportation.
09:12Hello.
09:14How are you?
09:15We're looking for the transportation company.
09:18Safari transportation?
09:20Looking for safari transportation?
09:22No, there's no safari transportation here.
09:24No safari transportation?
09:26Safari transportation, 607 seat or I don't know.
09:29We're just looking for safari transportation.
09:31We don't know.
09:32But this is registered for safari transportation, 607.
09:35Okay, we don't know.
09:36We're asking where safari transportation is.
09:37We don't know.
09:38Okay, so the business is not here.
09:42Somalians start a shell company.
09:44They say they have cars to take kids to daycare,
09:47and they file the address at a convenience store.
09:51Shirley couldn't find any cars, kids, or car businesses there.
09:54But Minnesota is shoveling money at them week after week,
09:58every time they send them an invoice.
10:01So guess what happens when Shirley finds fraud?
10:04The Somalis, just like they did with the politicians, play the race card.
10:08You hate Muslims.
10:10I'm not saying I hate Muslims.
10:12We're talking about fraud.
10:13We're talking about fraud.
10:14Why are you attacking us?
10:14This is fraud.
10:15Are we the only community that suffers because of fraud?
10:17We're talking about fraud.
10:18Are we the only community that does fraud?
10:21Are we the only community that does this?
10:23This is about fraud.
10:24All right, but there's what?
10:25300 Somali providers in all of Minnesota?
10:27There's actually 800.
10:28Don't touch your cake.
10:29Don't touch your cake.
10:29Don't touch your cake.
10:30So transportation company.
10:31Don't touch your cake.
10:32Your security doesn't even speak English.
10:33Listen, let me tell you something.
10:34See, this isn't a race issue, sir.
10:36This is about fraud.
10:37You want to sacrifice the safety of 80,000 people because of 2,000 providers?
10:43Are you mad?
10:45Are you stupid?
10:46I'm not stupid.
10:47You're stupid.
10:47We're the transportation company.
10:49What if I do a mass shooting happens in Minnesota?
10:51It will be because of you.
10:52It will be because of you.
10:54If any Somali gets hurt in Minnesota, it's because of Nick Shirley.
10:59Okay.
11:0080% of Somalis are on welfare.
11:02And they have a citywide fraud ring.
11:06And now they're the victims?
11:07No, the victims are the taxpayers.
11:10Shirley couldn't find a single legit business.
11:14Yes, we're wondering where Silver Mountain.
11:16Silver Mountain?
11:17Silver Mountain.
11:17Oh, I don't know that.
11:18What is this?
11:19It says 2722 Park Avenue.
11:21All of you.
11:22Is Silver Mountain here?
11:24Silver Mountain.
11:25You don't have a permission to do that.
11:26Okay, so Silver Mountain does not exist.
11:28You were doing the name of the name of Silver Mountain.
11:32It's just Silver Mountain.
11:33Don't ask me that.
11:34When you come.
11:35All right, sir.
11:36Well, so Silver Mountain does not exist.
11:39You're making a business.
11:40You have millions of people watching you.
11:42You're making business.
11:43Okay, sir.
11:44You have millions of people watching right now.
11:46Yes.
11:46Where is Silver Mountain?
11:47I don't know where Silver Mountain is.
11:50These businesses are transportation companies, but some of the addresses don't even have parking lots.
11:57Shirley finally tracked down some of the ghost fleet, and it looks like they've been frozen in place for months.
12:03Now we're outside of this transportation vehicle company right here.
12:06Yeah, and so you can see these are the vans that say Dreamline.
12:09You can see the sticker on the window and the numbers on the rear.
12:13None of these vehicles have moved in eight months.
12:16I've been taking time stamp, date stamp photos.
12:20All these vehicles are in the exact same spot they were eight months ago, and look, there's no tire tracks, so they haven't moved.
12:26And this van as well, this is Dreamline.
12:30Dreamline was the location where we got chased out from the Somalis on 617 Cedar, and this is a vehicle from Dreamline that actually didn't even exist.
12:40It was a liquor store, and now it's here, and the vans haven't moved at all.
12:46These are fake companies with fake invoices, fake cars, taking fake kids to fake daycares.
12:52As Shirley got deeper, it got a little more thorny.
12:56Once inside a flea market, Shirley found himself outnumbered.
13:01Hashtag not one lucky guy.
13:03Do you guys know where advanced mobility is?
13:07Do you guys know where advanced mobility is?
13:09Advanced mobility?
13:10Yeah.
13:10Never heard of it.
13:10We're looking for it.
13:11Never heard of it.
13:12Where's advanced mobility at?
13:14We don't care about advanced mobility.
13:15That's what we're asking for.
13:17All right.
13:17We're looking for advanced mobility.
13:19Nobody can help us right now.
13:20We got a whole group of people trying to get us out of here.
13:23We're looking for advanced mobility.
13:25I don't care.
13:26Advanced mobility doesn't exist.
13:28Show me one mainstream journalist who has the coconuts to bust into mini Mogadishu's and
13:35stick a camera in their faces.
13:37This is one of the main reasons the feds are even in Minneapolis.
13:42They're there to catch crooks.
13:44But these crazy women are throwing their bodies and cars in their way to protect the scam.
13:50But people who pay taxes, they can't get enough of it.
13:54What do you think about the fraud taking place here in Minnesota?
13:57I'm a taxpayer.
13:58I don't like it.
13:59What's your message to all the fraudsters?
14:02Prosecute and take them to jail.
14:03And how do you feel knowing that, for instance, right here, a transportation company that receives
14:07money from the government is not even here?
14:09It's an apartment complex.
14:10I can say I don't like it.
14:13I'm a taxpayer.
14:14I work hard for my money.
14:15People out here are fraud.
14:16They should go to jail.
14:17And should Tim Walts go to jail?
14:18Oh, he's creaky too, huh?
14:21All them creaky.
14:22All the politicians.
14:24Minnesota gets robbed because they're dumb or in on it, maybe both.
14:29And every election, the politicians say, oh, we're in debt.
14:32Got to raise taxes.
14:34Good old God-fearing people aren't getting what they paid for.
14:38That's how you kill the American dream.
14:40The Somalis and Tampon killing the American dream in Minnesota.
14:45Foreigners get a free ride.
14:47While taxpayers work their tails off and get no services back.
14:52And when we catch them, we get called racist.
14:55And then when we go arrest them, we get hounded by violent women with daddy issues.
15:01And this just in.
15:03The statehouse just filed articles of impeachment against Walls.
15:06They're accusing him of engaging in a cover-up.
15:09And as we know, the cover-up is worse than the crime.
15:14Nick Shirley is an investigative reporter.
15:16Great job, Nick.
15:18Were you scared?
15:21It does get a little dicey in there.
15:23I will not lie.
15:24Luckily, I had to bring four security guards just to make that video.
15:27Because of the first video, I knew going back it was going to be a lot more dangerous going back.
15:31So that's why you see the men in the video there that are by my side.
15:35So the word's gotten out that you're in town and you're exposing the fraud.
15:39Have the Somalis circled the wagons?
15:44Well, I mean, what do you mean by them circling the wagons?
15:46I mean, it seems like even if they're not involved in the fraud, are they still defending the Somali tribe?
15:55Well, you heard the one man say, he said, are we the only people that commit fraud?
15:59And so it feels like it's all sort of almost like a big community that's trying to hide from the fraud.
16:06When in reality, 89% of the fraud that's happening inside Minnesota is from Somalians.
16:10And that's just a fact of the matter.
16:13So you guys were working off of a list here.
16:15Did you go to any addresses that had cars that were taking kids to daycares?
16:23No.
16:24And I'm being 100% honest, there was not a single location we went to where there was cars that were moving people around Minnesota.
16:32And you were calling the phone numbers, too.
16:34Did anybody pick up?
16:37Yeah.
16:38Well, I mean, like Quality Learning Center, for instance, that phone number went to nowhere.
16:41If you make a phone call to any of these locations, I mean, just going to the address is enough.
16:45There wasn't anyone even there.
16:47There wasn't even signs on a lot of these places.
16:49They were apartment buildings.
16:50So, I mean, phone call wouldn't have done much.
16:53All right.
16:53So you're out on the street.
16:55And is it clear that the politicians were clueless?
17:02I mean, how could they have not known about this?
17:04Well, they obviously knew because they've enabled it to happen for so long.
17:10I mean, for instance, Quality Learning Center, it had over 90 violations, yet they kept giving that daycare millions of dollars.
17:17And these transportation companies, I mean, if anyone in Minnesota is watching this right now, they know what I'm talking about because you drive around Minneapolis and you'll see nobody inside of these transportation vehicles.
17:26I mean, without giving away your logistics, what's next?
17:34Well, I think there's a lot more fraud to be exposed across the country, and there might be more fraud exposed inside Minnesota.
17:40There's a lot of fraud, and fraud is very, very, very deep in Minnesota.
17:44Well, it looks like the taxpayers love it, and we love it.
17:49Keep up the great work.
17:50You're doing better work than The New York Times.
17:52So stay safe, Nick.
17:56Thank you, Jesse.
17:58Congresswoman Anna Paulina Luna, I mean, right there, you should have subpoenas flying all over that city.
18:05What are you guys going to do in Congress?
18:06Well, I did hear from Chairman Comer that he will be subpoenaing the Attorney General of Minnesota, but also, too, in our last hearing, we did hear directly from some of the Republican state legislators and actually did ask them extensive questions in regards to what and who was covering up the information.
18:25Obviously, fraud has been going on for some time, and we also want to know if investigations were being shut down or if there was pressure campaigns being put on them by both the governor and the attorney general.
18:34And as a result of their testimony, actually, last week, I referred both the attorney general of Minnesota as well as the governor for a criminal referral and investigation to the Department of Justice for covering up the fraud, failure to execute their position of office.
18:50And also to remember, there's that recording where allegedly the attorney general of Minnesota is actually saying that he would ignore recommendations of HHS in an effort to receive political support from the Somali community.
19:01So, obviously, we have to ensure that no one is above the law, and that includes the Department of Justice following through on those referrals, of which we've been so far one for one with Jerome Powell.
19:12So, we'll see what comes next.
19:13Is the Department of Justice currently investigating Tim Walls and Keith Ellison?
19:19I did get response that they received our message, and I do think that those investigations are coming next.
19:27Yes, Jesse.
19:28Wow.
19:28And this is now a cover-up investigation, because we know about the whistleblowers, and we have Keith Ellison on tape.
19:38Correct.
19:38That's what I believe, based on the testimony and based on what we're hearing.
19:41I believe that they knew about this, and they willfully ignored it.
19:43Right, and then we have the people backdating and forging documents once the audit went out, and that's what your committee broke the other day.
19:50Anne-Napoliana, great to talk to you.
19:52Keep up the good work.
19:54So, why are women falling for bad hombres inside the mind of an ice stalker?
20:06Wake up, babe.
20:07Kamikaze Karens are back.
20:10Good for you.
20:12Good for you.
20:13Don't move.
20:14Put your hands on your pocket.
20:15I'm not going to turn your hands on your pocket.
20:16You've got to move.
20:17Get out of the way.
20:18I don't pose.
20:20And the media is drooling.
20:21Quote, this is what democracy looks like.
20:24Moms in cars, armed with nothing but iPhones and a clear view of right and wrong.
20:30The cavalry is here to save us, and she's driving a minivan.
20:33Public service announcement.
20:35If you love your mom, don't let her turn into an ice stalker.
20:40Moms with minivans are training like a militia.
20:44But not anybody can join.
20:45First, you have to pass a battery of psychological tests.
20:49You must hate men.
20:52You know one thing that hating men has trained me for?
20:55It's literally trained me for chasing ice cars off of my street.
20:58Five of them right now.
21:00Following down the neighborhood.
21:02Honking.
21:02Blowing whistles.
21:03Telling them to f*** off.
21:04All that rage that I have felt towards men is coming out.
21:12I have been trained for this moment.
21:14Phase two gets a bit more physical.
21:18It's time to shred.
21:20Not the weight.
21:21We love women in all shapes and sizes.
21:24You need to shed your whiteness.
21:26In order to dismantle white supremacy, we have to be willing to lose the benefits of whiteness.
21:33Means they kill us too.
21:35That's what that means.
21:37And it's time for some radical acceptance about that, guys.
21:39That's what it's going to take to dismantle white supremacy, is losing the benefits of the system.
21:44So we can't be so shocked as white people continue to die.
21:50White women need to die to dismantle white supremacy?
21:53That's one way to do it.
21:58Step three, body and mind.
22:01Push your body to the breaking point.
22:03And let your body be a barrier.
22:06There's times where I'm scared, but I'll still approach a vehicle.
22:09Like, it doesn't stop me or any of us from showing up.
22:13And actually not only showing up, but putting ourselves in a position of just like, almost like a barrier between them trying to get vulnerable people.
22:23People who don't speak the language for what they need.
22:26And when you get thirsty, no water, especially not with ice.
22:31Instead, sip on a nice tall cup of F ice cold brew.
22:36Sounds aggressive, right?
22:38It's not.
22:39It's all love.
22:41She died because she chose love and solidarity over fear.
22:46And we will make sure the world never forgets her name.
22:51It's a tragedy.
22:52She died, but love was not the cause of death.
22:56Women shouldn't be getting in between armed agents and foreign fugitives.
23:01It's like driving a car in front of a SWAT team serving a search warrant.
23:05Someone's going to get hurt.
23:07Women are not designed for violence or danger.
23:10These are man hunts with guns and armored cars.
23:14And the illegals have nothing to lose.
23:16If they get caught, they know it's over.
23:17And these illegals have shown they will break the law and they will hurt you.
23:23Ice agents are getting assaulted and rammed by illegals and now women.
23:28Women who are not professional drivers and not athletes.
23:32From what we've seen, they're clumsy and reckless and have no sense of danger.
23:39And all these politicians are basically trafficking them.
23:43Women are crossing state lines, getting used and getting hurt.
23:47And Democrats are making money from it.
23:49They're fundraising off it.
23:51They're using women as human shields to hold the country hostage.
23:57Tampon just addressed the nation and said this.
24:00You have an absolute right to peacefully film ICE agents as they conduct these activities.
24:06So carry your phone with you at all times.
24:09And if you see these ICE agents in your neighborhood, take out that phone and hit record.
24:14Help us create a database of the atrocities against Minnesotans.
24:19Not just to establish a record for posterity, but to bank evidence for future prosecution.
24:25Wow.
24:27Corolla, he's got a better idea.
24:30They essentially create chaos and then say they don't want chaos.
24:34So it's essentially tons of chaos saying we don't want chaos and then saying don't you want the chaos to stop?
24:44And I'm like, yeah, I'd like the chaos to stop.
24:46But the answer isn't abolish ICE.
24:49The answer is you keep your fat ass at home.
24:52Nationally syndicated radio host Dana Lash joins me now.
24:56Dana, take us inside the minds of some of these female ICE stalkers.
25:02What drives them?
25:03A lack of hobbies, Jesse.
25:07A lack of hobbies, a lack of friends, a lack of exercise.
25:11These broads need to stay home and stop driving their cars into ICE agents.
25:15They have a hard enough time on a good day without people in the middle of the street.
25:18So they don't need to be out there boxing them in and stalking them all day.
25:22This is ridiculous.
25:24I mean, I was thinking about this earlier.
25:26And remember in the 90s you had the soccer moms and those were the women that were,
25:30they were really recruited by the Democrats to be like this agitator layer in their voting base.
25:35And then after 9-11 it became the security moms and those women swung towards the GOP.
25:41Now you're having the ICE moms and Democrats are trying to, ahead of midterms,
25:45really ignite the subsection of their voter base.
25:48That's what I think largely a lot of this is.
25:51And then I think a lot of it is self-indulgent women who think of themselves as these little micro crusaders
25:56who think that it really means a lot if they get up and just start yelling at people trying to do their jobs.
26:02Maybe go be home with your kids.
26:04Maybe raise your families.
26:06And maybe stop running defense for child predators and rapists.
26:11I think we've all seen the released published list of these people that are being detained.
26:15Jesse, I was looking at a list of people that were just apprehended in Minnesota.
26:19You want to know how many rapists were on that list?
26:21I mean, actual brutal rapists, child molesters, pedophiles.
26:27This is who these women are running defense for.
26:29How are you as a mother going to go out there and run defense for rapists and child predators
26:34and go after the good guys trying to do the jobs that we, the same women, the voters, elected them to do
26:40and then go home and look at your families at night and pat yourself on the back and act like you did a good thing?
26:45I think some of these broads have too much Chardonnay in their Stanleys.
26:48They need to get to a gym and stop running after ICE.
26:51Yeah, well, Walls is saying, you know, don't go film the Somali fraud like Nick Shirley.
26:55Bust out your phones and film the atrocities taking place in Minneapolis, courtesy of ICE agents.
27:05What's that about for prosecution, he says?
27:09He doesn't want to be prosecuted.
27:11Tim Walls, Keith Ellison, Jacob Fry, Ilan Omar.
27:15They need this to be the distraction because they've taken millions of dollars in our hard-earned taxpayer dollars.
27:21So now they want to flip the script and they think they're going to be able to do it.
27:24But honestly, the more that DHS, and can I say Department of Homeland Security has been doing a great job of publicizing this
27:30and they need to continue doing it, every single time they release all these names,
27:35I mean, all people have to look at, look at the names, look at the offenses.
27:38They don't want those people running around in our streets, people who've been running around raping people,
27:42I mean, being here illegally for over a decade.
27:44These are facts. That's who they're defending.
27:46Yep, sure is.
27:47Omar says it's just a bunch of gardeners, but maybe she can turn on the internet and find out the truth.
27:53Gardeners who rape people, maybe.
27:55Maybe.
27:56Dana, great to see you. Thanks so much for the insight.
28:00Breaking news on Kamala Harris.
28:06The impeachment queen might be retiring, but her legacy is living on.
28:13Would you support impeachment if Democrats take back the House?
28:18Because on the list of criminals and offenses, if many of the things we've seen over the last year from the president are not impeachable offenses,
28:26I'm unsure about what is.
28:28Yes, I do.
28:29Hmm.
28:30Impeachment's not going to stop the golden age.
28:33The act's getting old.
28:34The left's going into hiding.
28:36Stephen A., he launched a Crockett search party.
28:39Jasmine Crockett has been invited on this show multitude of times.
28:45You sitting down talking to everybody else, how come you didn't sit down and talk to me?
28:50Scared of what I'm going to ask?
28:53I don't know.
28:54I have no clue.
28:57But if you're going to say something like that about somebody, hell, say it to their face.
29:00Even SNL's turning on Democrats.
29:04They want to break up with Hillary.
29:06At the time, there was a very girl bossy, like, Obamacore-ish, like, hey, don't talk like that.
29:15We're going to crash the glass ceiling, girl.
29:18And...
29:18I tore my hair back, checked my nails.
29:22It was a very that.
29:23And so I don't look back in regrets because we were part of the culture we were part of.
29:28Should we have listened to the populist message all along?
29:31Is that ultimately what would work for them?
29:33Yes.
29:35The whole machine's eating itself alive.
29:37Trump's not just giving libs the finger.
29:40He's making CBS say gracias.
29:42Tony, we have now the hottest country in the world.
29:46And a year and a half ago, our country was dead.
29:48We had a dead country.
29:49You wouldn't have a job right now.
29:51If she got in, you probably wouldn't have a job right now.
29:54Your boss, who's an amazing guy, might be bust.
29:57Okay?
29:58Might be what?
29:59Might be bust.
30:00I doubt it in his case, but you'd never know.
30:03Let me just tell you, you wouldn't have this job.
30:06You wouldn't have this job, certainly, whatever the hell they're paying you.
30:10Trump's right.
30:11Kamala would have been bad for business and the country.
30:15She's better off on a beach.
30:17Literally.
30:19Mamala just bought an $8 million Barbie Malibu Dreamhouse.
30:22Here are the highlights.
30:25Indoor-outdoor living.
30:27A spa bathroom with soaking tub.
30:30Built-in speakers everywhere.
30:31Perfect for Doug's spin class.
30:34Backyard gets even better.
30:36Full kitchen.
30:37Private putting green.
30:38And, of course, a big, beautiful fire pit.
30:41Because Malibu definitely needs more fires.
30:45It's been burnt to a crisp, thanks to Democrats.
30:47But not Kamala's new neighborhood.
30:50It's untouched.
30:52Nice going.
30:54So Kamala squandered $2 billion in donor money.
30:57Didn't win a single state.
30:59Made the DNC pay off her debt.
31:02Wrote a gossip book and blamed everyone else for her losing.
31:05And then splurged $8 million on a Malibu mansion.
31:09Not a great look.
31:10Let's bring in former House Speaker KMAC.
31:15Wow.
31:17That's a nice spread.
31:22She's of the people.
31:23But, you know, it raised three issues with me.
31:26The first question was, she did not sell that many books to buy an $8 million home.
31:31Secondly is, how does she buy a home while all those homes in Pacific Palisades and Malibu burnt down but can't rebuild and were a year after?
31:40But she has no problems going to go buy that home.
31:43The third one is, did she ever pay off that $20 million she still owed her campaign?
31:48Because last I looked, she had not.
31:50So she's going to default on those small businesses or those workers who worked on her campaign but put herself first.
31:57That says a lot about her character on whether she wants to run again.
32:02That's her campaign motto?
32:03I'm wondering where the money came from because Doug and Mamala didn't have that kind of net worth to be able to buy an $8 million mansion in Malibu.
32:12They just didn't.
32:14And the book advance isn't even fully through.
32:17She didn't sell that many copies.
32:19And it wasn't nearly enough to plunk down like even, what, $7 million, six out of the eight?
32:27Something smells fishy.
32:28Can't do it.
32:30It does a lot.
32:31But think about this.
32:32How many people did she owe that can't even buy a $200,000 house that she defaulted on her campaign?
32:39And she doesn't think about herself that maybe if she had that money, she should pay them off.
32:45Follow through on your own word.
32:47Pay off your debt that you had from your campaign losing.
32:50You had $2 billion.
32:51I mean, between Kamala and Walls, the way these two handle money, if they had gotten in charge of the treasury, this country would have been bankrupt in like four years.
33:04Think about those two.
33:05But the one thing we do know, it doesn't matter if she sold millions of books, she would not be as successful as a Somalian daycare center.
33:12That's where the real money is.
33:13Real money is in the leering centers.
33:16I came back.
33:17Great to see you.
33:17People don't go to Harvard.
33:18People don't go to Wall Street anymore.
33:20If they want to make real money, they go to Minnesota and open a daycare center.
33:23That's where I'm going.
33:25See you later.
33:26Oprah.
33:28Pregnant men and testosterone.
33:30Well, for retirement.
33:34But...
33:35No, no, no, no.
33:39No, no, no.
33:41No, no, no.
33:45Ты не забывай,
33:48Мы потерянный рай,
33:50Что в тебе таится малая.
33:55Но не забирай,
33:57Пока небо сохранит от моей дней,
34:00Пока в небо еще сил набрай.
34:02Те стены западут
34:07Последний февраль
34:09Мы слюни несут
34:11Несеним ветрам
34:13Где минутам
34:15Где неледна
34:16С тобою дна
34:18Днем и ночью
34:20Терял рассудар
34:22Для тебя
34:23All right, we got Water's Cooler.
34:28Let's bring in host of Fox News Saturday night,
34:31the self-proclaimed ratings fairy, Jimmy Fair.
34:33There he is.
34:34How are we doing, Jimmy?
34:35Better now.
34:35Let's get it.
34:36All right.
34:36Trump, not just healthy,
34:39he's setting records.
34:41He's got his incredible health.
34:42Dr. Oz looked at his medical records
34:47and said he's got the highest testosterone level
34:51that he's ever seen
34:53for an individual over 70 years old.
34:57I know the president will be happy that I repeat that.
35:01The president is loving this week.
35:03I was just going to say that.
35:05Congrats to Dr. Oz
35:06on getting a free Mar-a-Lago membership for life
35:08in any other country club.
35:10You know how much he loves this
35:11because he'll never stop talking about it.
35:13You know the cognitive test he aced?
35:15Yes.
35:15It was like term one,
35:16but it comes up in every press conference.
35:18He's like, I aced it.
35:19He's going to walk around calling himself Mr. T now.
35:21He's probably going to say,
35:22I pity the fool.
35:23He's going to start wearing gold.
35:24I love this.
35:25I think it's amazing.
35:26What is high testosterone for a 70-year-old?
35:29Well, you know what it is, honestly.
35:30It's the ability to spontaneously
35:32get on the roof of the White House
35:34after the last president wasn't allowed
35:36to take the big boy steps on the plane.
35:39He's definitely showing you a lot more energy.
35:41He definitely is.
35:42Can men get pregnant?
35:44Let's ask a doctor.
35:47So can men get pregnant?
35:49Again, the reason I paused there
35:51is I'm not really sure what the goal of the question is.
35:54The goal is just to establish a biological reality.
35:56Biological men.
35:57Can they get pregnant?
35:58I also think yes-no questions like this
36:00are a political tool.
36:02No, yes-no questions are about the truth.
36:04As a medical professional and as a scientist,
36:07can men get pregnant?
36:08I think you're also conflating male with-
36:11This is extraordinary.
36:12No, I'm not conflating male and female.
36:15Oh, wow.
36:15Can I say something?
36:16We might have to get Nick Shirley back in here
36:18because we found one person who studied quality leering.
36:21She might have taken the biology class after all.
36:25This has always been the biggest charade in the history of the world.
36:28And you know this.
36:29Obviously, men can't get pregnant.
36:31No guy watching at home has ever gotten a phone call on a football Sunday
36:34that was like, we can't make it.
36:36Vinny's going into labor.
36:38Yeah, he's dilating right now.
36:39His thing is at like two centimeters.
36:41We're going to deliver it here.
36:42Hut, hut, hut.
36:43Come on, Vinny.
36:44You can do a push.
36:45All right, next is Oprah Hot.
36:49She's on the fat shot, and she's showing off.
36:54All these years, I thought I was overeating.
36:57I was standing there with all the food noise,
36:59what I ate, what I should eat, how many calories was that,
37:02how long was it going to take?
37:02I thought that that was because of me and my fault.
37:06Now I understand that if you carry the obesity gene,
37:10if that is what you have, that is what makes you overeat.
37:13You don't overeat and become obese.
37:17Obesity causes you to overeat.
37:20That was about as confusing as can men get pregnant.
37:25Well, first of all, to Oprah.
37:27I mean, if you do want to go out in public again and feel skinny,
37:29that's probably the show to do it on.
37:32Oh, listen, I can tell those jokes
37:33because they are chasing me around this building with an Olympic needle.
37:37I walk in, they're just jamming at me.
37:39But here's the thing, man.
37:40Nobody knows anything about no obesity gene.
37:42I actually Googled it to be like, am I missing something here?
37:45So she's blaming her bad genes.
37:47This is like a reverse American Eagle ad.
37:50Do you remember how Sidney Sweeney was like, I got good genes?
37:52And that was like a bad thing to say?
37:53Now you can blame your bad genes?
37:55I don't know.
37:56What's on your show Saturday night?
37:57Fox News Saturday night is turning two this Saturday.
38:00So we have defied all of the odds makers in Vegas.
38:03Everybody lost money on this show lasting that long, including me.
38:06I'm out of a lot of money.
38:07So we got to make it a good show.
38:08Kennedy will be there.
38:09Campagna will be there.
38:10Jenny Phala will be there if she makes weight.
38:12Come on, Jenny.
38:12You can do it.
38:13He shorted his own show.
38:15Always.
38:16And before we let you go, who crossed their legs harder?
38:20Kamala or Gavin?
38:23It's obviously Gavin because he has the man parts.
38:26Okay?
38:27He's better at crossing them.
38:28If you were in San Francisco in the 90s, you'd know Kamala's better at opening them.
38:32Good night, everybody.
38:33Jimmy's got to go.
38:34I'll see you Saturday.
38:36Wow.
38:36He crossed his legs like a pregnant man.
38:38We'll see you on Saturday night.
38:40More prime time.
38:41Straight ahead.
38:41Straight ahead.
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