00:00There you see Mikey Ripwreck making his debut here in the sport of professional wrestling, not just Eastern Championship Wrestling, Mikey, an amateur wrestling champion from Long Island in his weight class. Speaking of class, the sexiest man on earth, self-proclaimed, of course, Jason gyrating to all of you at home.
00:21Meanwhile, Mr. Hughes now giving a hard time to Rocca. He keeps this up. We'll have no announcers left. Boy, is he a bad individual. Mr. Hughes calling Ripwreck. Oh, wow. Hughes just grabbing Ripwreck by the ears. He's got that kid by the ears. The kid is turning white. He's scared stiff. He's got that kid up by his ears. Oh, my. And just dropping that kid. He's just manhandling this kid at that point.
00:49Hired him as a bodyguard rather than face him in the ring. And that's the reason why. He's trying to tear apart the head of Mikey Ripwreck, who wishes he was back on Long Island right now.
01:04Oh, my. Oh, my. Ripwreck going for a high cross body. Caught by Mr. Hughes. Backbreaker. Backbreaker. Backbreaker and dropped Mikey Ripwreck.
01:18Cover. One. Oh, and he doesn't pin him. Down. And he stayed down at the hands of the roughneck.
01:26Ripwreck into the corner. Did you see how hard that kid in the corner? Stalking Ripwreck, who can barely open his eyes.
01:33Ripwreck shot in. Ducks underneath. And here he comes. Sidewalk slam. Cover. Yeah, forget about it.
01:41What an athlete is Mr. Hughes.
01:43What an athlete. Winning for the match. Mr. Hughes.
01:48What an athlete.
01:49What an athlete.
