00:00ECW Hardcore TV is on the air from Milwaukee, Wisconsin, and here comes the world television champion, the man who stole a matchup from Raw Pandemic, Anarchy Rules, Rhyno!
00:14Accompanied by Cyrus! Did you see Cyrus with his little parade wave like he just came in on the nabble afloat?
00:22The Podigy Tom Marquez just got goddamn near in head!
00:30Piledriver! Cover!
00:35It's over! The matchup is over!
00:40And you're winning! And still, he's in the...
00:43I wouldn't... If he doesn't want his hand raised...
00:46And why don't you score referee Mike Bell?
00:51You'd think a victory over Rob Van Dam would give him some peace of mind.
00:56Mellow Rhyno out a little bit. Instead, he's angrier and more vicious than ever!
01:03Cyrus slides in the table to Rhyno!
01:10Let's go in and treat the Red Barn Zebras endangered species!
01:14Every animal in the jungle is endangered when they tangle with Rhyno!
01:18What is the quiet one?
01:19I know that one's most difficult!
01:20I have heard of that one, but it was ridiculous!
01:22My brothers are veryfaced!
01:23I know but I'm quite proud of that!
01:24Oh my God, I'm happy!
01:25When they're in the jungle!
01:26What do I sometimes do?
01:27What do I always do?
01:28I really do, I'm happy!
01:29You have to be so happy with that!
01:30And I'm happy with that all the animals!
01:32I've been still on the jungle, but I've been here!
01:33Oh my God!
01:34No, my God!
01:35And I'm happy with the Cataculture and I'm happy!
01:37Anytime there's a leaning!
01:38Oh my God!
01:39Oh my God!
01:42I've been aerofl Exit!
01:43Oh my God!
01:45And I'm happy with that!
01:46So what's my God!
