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يختار المسافرون العالقون رحلة بحرية إلى الولايات المتحدة خلال إضراب شركة طيران مكسيكية، غير مدركين أن دبين مفترسين للبشر موجودان أيضاً على متن السفينة.
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00:01:39I know we should be there by morning.
00:01:41These bears don't stand a chance against our team.
00:01:43The Joe Bearer can vouch for us on that.
00:01:45Ain't that right, boss?
00:01:47We need to shut the fuck up now!
00:01:50You will pay us the money we agreed upon, correct?
00:01:53You bring us the beers.
00:01:55We will bring the money you asked for.
00:01:57Very simply.
00:01:59Always a pleasure doing business.
00:02:02Don't let us down.
00:02:05Shit.
00:02:06Let's go get us some bears, huh?
00:02:08All right, we'll split up, all right?
00:02:10You go that way.
00:02:15I got him.
00:02:17I don't see him, though.
00:02:19Fuck.
00:02:20All right.
00:02:35Come on, Betsy.
00:02:37Right between the lines.
00:02:47Oh!
00:02:48Oh!
00:02:49Ah!
00:02:50Ah!
00:02:51Ah!
00:02:52Ah!
00:02:53Ah!
00:02:54Ah!
00:02:55Ah!
00:02:56Ah!
00:02:57Ah!
00:02:58Ah!
00:02:59Ah!
00:03:00Ah!
00:03:01Ah!
00:03:10Goddamn, Chuck.
00:03:13What the hell am I supposed to tell the bowling team now?
00:03:15Ah!
00:03:31Ah!
00:03:32Ah!
00:03:33Ah!
00:03:34Ah!
00:03:36Ah!
00:06:09It's been dropping, but you have to be happy it wasn't worse, right?
00:06:13No, of course I'm not happy it wasn't worse.
00:06:16I go on my honeymoon for one week and it all goes to hell over there.
00:06:19We are trying our best, but will you be in the office tomorrow?
00:06:23Yes, I'll be in the office, of course.
00:06:26Sounds like you can barely get shit done without me there.
00:06:29Okay, see you then.
00:06:30It'll be good to have you back.
00:06:32Office already?
00:06:40It'll be fine.
00:06:41It'll be at your hair appointments.
00:06:43Look at us.
00:06:46Living our busy married lives already.
00:06:48Cheers.
00:06:50Cheers.
00:06:50Cheers.
00:06:53There's a problem.
00:06:55There's a strike.
00:06:56No more flights.
00:06:57Excuse me?
00:06:58How can there be no flights?
00:07:00The union approved a strike today.
00:07:02The last flight left five minutes ago.
00:07:04You can't be serious.
00:07:05There has to be another flight somewhere.
00:07:08It's a countrywide union.
00:07:10If their demands are not met, nobody leaves.
00:07:14This is complete bullshit.
00:07:17We can sue this whole damn airport, you know.
00:07:20We're Americans.
00:07:23Senora, is there any way that we can get back to the States now?
00:07:28Ahora?
00:07:29Not on an airplane.
00:07:31My boyfriend works on a ship with his uncle.
00:07:34They're leaving the port today.
00:07:35And we're arriving at the States tomorrow in the morning.
00:07:38I can see if they're taking passengers.
00:07:40That's your best bet.
00:07:43The office.
00:07:45My hair.
00:07:48Call your boyfriend.
00:07:50Don't worry, my friends.
00:07:51We're going to get you to that ship before it leaves.
00:07:58I am the fastest driver in all of Maine.
00:08:02Hey, I think we have a little bit of time.
00:08:04Ah, senor.
00:08:05Ah, senor.
00:08:06Do you have to drive so fast?
00:08:08What?
00:08:25Dos dólares?
00:08:26That's it?
00:08:27For tea?
00:08:28Hey, gracias.
00:08:38Hey, what's up tío?
00:08:57How's it going Juanito?
00:08:58Good, good to see you.
00:09:00How's the prep comin' along?
00:09:02Yeah, we're almost done.
00:09:04Almost done?
00:09:05You know we sell our tin, right?
00:09:07Yes, sir.
00:09:08The only thing that's left is the engine room, so.
00:09:11Shit, the engine room.
00:09:12Yeah.
00:09:13This guy's gonna give me a heart attack.
00:09:14Let me take care of that shit show.
00:09:15I'll be back.
00:09:20How we doing?
00:09:23You hear those engines?
00:09:25Sounds to me like we're doing fine.
00:09:28Are we gonna be on time?
00:09:30Whenever I've ever been late, Carlos.
00:09:32Yeah, yeah, I hear you.
00:09:33Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:09:35Answer my question.
00:09:37When have I ever been late, Carlos?
00:09:40You know I'm the captain of this ship.
00:09:41Yeah, and I'm the chief engineer.
00:09:43See, without the engine, there is no ship.
00:09:47See, you may be captain up there, but down here,
00:09:51I'm the captain now.
00:09:54Just make sure we leave on time, clean this place up.
00:09:58It's a mess.
00:10:00Yeah, you know what, make sure the kitchen
00:10:01got enough fajitas for my men down here.
00:10:03All right, guys, so here's the deal, okay?
00:10:09Mi tío is offering any stranded passenger board
00:10:14for 1,000 pesos, okay?
00:10:16You get food, you get everything, okay?
00:10:19But the thing is, we're leaving now, so it's up to you.
00:10:22I'll let you talk, okay?
00:10:24I don't know, Bookie, what do you think?
00:10:30We're here.
00:10:33We might as well go.
00:10:35It's only 1,000 pesos.
00:10:38It's like five bucks U.S.
00:10:39Come on, here, watch your step.
00:10:43Oh, no, this thing is ancient.
00:10:47Yeah, I hope this thing makes it to the U.S.
00:10:49Have you ever been on anything like this before?
00:10:52Nothing without first-class service.
00:10:55All right, let's do it, come on, I'll help you.
00:10:59The lounge is this way, okay?
00:11:01Come on, you'll be okay, let's go, don't worry.
00:11:06Oh, what, where's the elevator?
00:11:12Oh, my God, Malcolm, you gotta get lots of pictures.
00:11:17Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:11:19Ah, oh, my goodness, the little mermaid.
00:11:22So nice.
00:11:23Come over here, get one of me with the little mermaid.
00:11:25Okay, okay, okay.
00:11:27Okay, okay, okay.
00:11:29Cheers.
00:11:30Cheers.
00:11:31Cheers.
00:11:32Cheers.
00:11:33Cheers.
00:11:34Oh, you're beautiful.
00:11:39Excuse me, sir, um, you mind taking a picture of me and my wife?
00:11:46Come on, right here, baby.
00:11:48Okay.
00:11:49One more, one more.
00:11:54Please.
00:11:55Let's, okay, let's just do one with silly faces.
00:11:58Okay.
00:11:59All I had was ham and turkey, so I got you turkey.
00:12:11You know I don't like ham.
00:12:13I know, this one is turkey.
00:12:15Uh, turkey, turkey, turkey.
00:12:19Turkey, ham for me.
00:12:22Kate, I got you just Advil and water.
00:12:27The guy who gave me the sandwich just said that we're supposed to leave at ten,
00:12:31and it's almost ten now.
00:12:32Hope we don't leave late.
00:12:34Classes start tomorrow.
00:12:35Do you think we'll make it in time?
00:12:37Yeah, babe.
00:12:39Chill, okay?
00:12:40These things have to run on time or else they'll be late.
00:12:44They'll get a bad...
00:12:49Or else they'll get bad Yelp reviews.
00:12:55Come on, babe.
00:12:56Just for a little bit.
00:12:57Play with my beard.
00:12:58No, I'm not playing with your beard in front of a bunch of strangers.
00:13:00Plus, I'm still mad at you.
00:13:02Come on.
00:13:03You weren't mad at me when we did it last night.
00:13:06That was before you abandoned me at the hotel to get high with the bell.
00:13:10Hop.
00:13:11Babe, I didn't abandon you.
00:13:12It was a California kush.
00:13:13I got a little high and just forgot about you.
00:13:16Can you hear yourself?
00:13:18I feel like I'm gonna spew.
00:13:21I hate being seasick.
00:13:23The shit haven't started moving yet.
00:13:24Yeah, but it's called seasickness, not shipsickness.
00:13:27Man, I can't believe we're stuck on this boat.
00:13:30Yeah, I know what you mean.
00:13:31I'd rather be on a plane myself.
00:13:33But being on a boat has its perks.
00:13:36Take a look at that blonde over there.
00:13:38Now, normally, I'm not into blondes, but I like those braids, man.
00:13:44I like those braids.
00:13:46This has the crustal on it.
00:13:50Kate, you seriously look awful.
00:13:54I am awful.
00:13:56Well, I keep warning you not to go out clubbing until 7am, but do you ever learn or listen?
00:14:01Do you listen to your brain when it tells you to mind your own damn business?
00:14:04Hey, Kate, listen.
00:14:14You're such a great person, by the way.
00:14:16But I fought someone else.
00:14:17You're gonna have to find yourself a new sugar daddy.
00:14:20Are you fucking kidding me?
00:14:22Or the phone.
00:14:24Well, there was my textbooks next semester.
00:14:28Fucking Tesla drivers.
00:14:31Keep it down.
00:14:32I think people are starting to stare, and honestly, he was so nerdy.
00:14:34Probably doing you a favor.
00:14:36Hey, Katie, I know we've had our fun and everything, but I think after seeing some of your crazy snaps and stories from last night, that it's better that we end our arrangements.
00:15:02I'm sure that you'll have no trouble finding another, how do you say, sugar daddy.
00:15:14Motherfucker.
00:15:16Another one.
00:15:17Don't judge me.
00:15:18I live in California.
00:15:20All right, guys, come in this way.
00:15:24Welcome.
00:15:26Okay, see that guy?
00:15:28Don't look.
00:15:29Don't make eye contact with that guy, okay?
00:15:31All right, that's pretty much it, guys.
00:15:33We are short on live vests, but if you want one, I can guarantee 5,000 pesos, okay?
00:15:39All right, see you guys.
00:15:41Thanks.
00:15:42Look at these battles.
00:15:44Fancy.
00:15:45Baby, these people are weird.
00:15:47Just don't make eye contact.
00:15:49Perhaps they're begging for money or something.
00:15:52Yeah, they look like millionaires.
00:15:56Some people have all the luck.
00:16:00Then there's me.
00:16:03You're doing amazing, sweetie.
00:16:06Don't Chris-gender me.
00:16:10I love my bears.
00:16:12I don't lock them bears up.
00:16:14Those bears are my friends.
00:16:16I invite families over.
00:16:20Friends.
00:16:21And sometimes we open up like a petting zoo and everybody loves them bears.
00:16:28You can't just lock up bears.
00:16:30They're the mother's creatures.
00:16:32They deserve to live in the wild and be free with all creation.
00:16:36Won't you catch them bears?
00:16:38You gotta put them in cages.
00:16:40You gotta.
00:16:42Aren't you going to say something?
00:16:45Right on, brother.
00:16:47No.
00:16:48Not righteous, brother.
00:16:50Oh.
00:16:53Sometimes, Bob, I really don't understand you.
00:17:01Headache?
00:17:02No, these are placenta pills.
00:17:06I'm a level 10 vegan, and this is how I get my protein.
00:17:10Placenta pills?
00:17:11What the hell?
00:17:12What the hell is placenta pills?
00:17:14Yeah, they're only available like in Mexico and Belgium.
00:17:17Yeah, that's gross.
00:17:19You're gross.
00:17:20Can I try one?
00:17:22The captain is so pissed right now.
00:17:24The engine guys, they're gonna get it.
00:17:26Shut up, Chris.
00:17:27I'm not your friend.
00:17:29Hey, boss.
00:17:34Why does everyone else get to work up on the deck
00:17:36when all the blacks gotta work in the engine room?
00:17:38Well, hold on, man.
00:17:39You a brother, too?
00:17:40Man, I thought you was a white boy
00:17:42with a bunch of engine grease on your face.
00:17:48Hey, it's 10.
00:17:49We're supposed to be leaving.
00:17:50I thought you were never late.
00:17:51Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:17:52I hear you.
00:17:53I hear you.
00:17:54All right?
00:17:55Look, just give me five more minutes.
00:17:56I thought you were never late.
00:17:57I'm not late.
00:17:58Now, give me five more minutes.
00:18:02This guy.
00:18:05This guy.
00:18:28Uh...
00:18:29I...
00:18:30Oh...
00:18:46Oh, no, baby, this is the worst thing I've ever seen.
00:19:04Yeah, you're not kidding.
00:19:05Ew.
00:19:08Well, it's going to have to do.
00:19:16Sir!
00:19:24David, I just heard what happened today.
00:19:28I'm on my way back now, sir.
00:19:29I'm going to take care of everything tomorrow.
00:19:32I've got a plan in place.
00:19:33I'm going to implement.
00:19:34It's going to be...
00:19:34I'm very disappointed, David.
00:19:36And me being disappointed is not good for you.
00:19:41I know.
00:19:42I know.
00:19:42If you knew anything, I would not be making this phone call.
00:19:48Now get all of this taken care of, or else you'll be spending the rest of your days scraping rust off iron.
00:20:00This is my life.
00:20:12Come on, babe.
00:20:15We've got no choice.
00:20:19Why does it look like it has gonorrhea?
00:20:22Oh, my God.
00:20:23Wow.
00:20:26Yo, is this not the coolest thing you've ever seen?
00:20:29I love it.
00:20:31Make sure you're giving a lot of pictures.
00:20:33You're right.
00:20:34Oh, my goodness.
00:20:41This is beautiful.
00:20:42Baby.
00:20:47Nice.
00:20:48Yes.
00:20:49Nice.
00:20:50Perfect for an individual.
00:20:51Oh, hold on.
00:20:54It's Huey.
00:20:55Hey, bruh.
00:20:57Sis?
00:20:58Sis?
00:21:00Can you see me?
00:21:02You got connection?
00:21:05What?
00:21:06I can't hear you.
00:21:07You got connection?
00:21:11Hey, Huey.
00:21:12Hey, what time do you need me to pick you up from the airport?
00:21:16Our flight got canceled.
00:21:17You didn't check your messages?
00:21:19What?
00:21:19Our flight got canceled.
00:21:21Sis?
00:21:23We're on a ship.
00:21:24What?
00:21:25A ship?
00:21:27We're on a ship selling back to the States.
00:21:30Selling black pickle cakes.
00:21:31Hello?
00:21:31Hello?
00:21:36He'll call...
00:21:36He'll call back.
00:21:47Babe, how the hell did you pack this?
00:21:51I mean, I can't find my lucky bracelet.
00:21:53I'm gonna help you find it as soon as I'm finished with this, okay?
00:22:02Hello, students.
00:22:02I hope everybody had a wonderful spring break.
00:22:06Make sure everyone is in class tomorrow.
00:22:08This will not be online.
00:22:10Zoom mess.
00:22:10Or whatever.
00:22:128 a.m. sharp, please.
00:22:14I'm so nervous.
00:22:16I really hope you'll make it on time.
00:22:19Maybe going to Mexico wasn't a good idea.
00:22:22If you went out of state on vacation, that was definitely a bad idea.
00:22:27Come on.
00:22:31Listen, Jazz.
00:22:35I think we need to talk.
00:22:39Come on, babe.
00:22:40You're not gonna turn me down again, just up like...
00:22:42Are you really trying to seduce me?
00:22:44It sucks.
00:22:45Really?
00:22:47You know, if you don't want to do anything, I might have to go find some weed.
00:22:51I'm not changing my mind.
00:22:53But...
00:22:53Go, leave.
00:22:57Oh, my God.
00:23:07Did you see Stacey and Smokey fighting last night?
00:23:10They're a mess.
00:23:11No, but I heard Jasmine and Preston fighting.
00:23:14Why?
00:23:15He is so cute.
00:23:16They need to get their life together, I swear.
00:23:18Um...
00:23:19What are you looking at?
00:23:21Bro, TikTok has me on baby talk right now.
00:23:24Okay, you need to slow down.
00:23:25What are you on?
00:23:30Um...
00:23:31Something else?
00:23:32Why?
00:23:34Are you on the apps right now?
00:23:35Listen.
00:23:39Why are you on the apps?
00:23:41You just hooked up with the bartender last night.
00:23:43All I will say is muy caliente.
00:23:46Gracias, Daddy.
00:23:48Ew.
00:23:48That's racist.
00:23:49Oh, I love Mexico.
00:23:52Oh, my God.
00:23:53I love Mexico.
00:23:55Mexico.
00:24:09Can you believe that guy?
00:24:11His vibes were just so negative.
00:24:18Those bears deserve to be free.
00:24:21Nature is freedom.
00:24:24I agree, babe.
00:24:30I need to cleanse my chakras.
00:24:33Mota?
00:24:33I don't have any.
00:24:38I bet those teenagers got some weed downstairs.
00:24:41Let me go check.
00:24:49I just really need to express positive energies.
00:24:53Love, love, love.
00:25:20Beers, bears, bears.
00:25:31Love, love, love.
00:25:38Bears, bears, bears.
00:25:57Bears, bears.
00:26:00Bears, bears, bears.
00:26:08hey smokey what's going on buddy I miss you already I uh oh I wanted to tell you if you
00:26:33haven't gone through airport security yet be careful because I put a little bag in your bag
00:26:40all right just a little bit it's good shit though all right but I would I wouldn't go
00:26:44anywhere near until you know come back to Mexico soon miss you buddy look at the butt on that I'm
00:26:50out of here super smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke what do you mean you want to break up with me
00:27:05I just feel like we're two different people since when I don't know forever well that's news to me
00:27:17all I'm saying is I'm trying to find my lucky bracelet and you're over there doing school
00:27:25emails look we're two different people we should just see other people is there someone else
00:27:31no there's no one else it's just that you're boring as shit excuse me I'm boring all you talk about is
00:27:43school and reading and emails and essays I want a girl that's gonna party I want a girl that'll let
00:27:50me go wild on that ass I need cocaine off of that ass I paid for you to come on this trip and I do
00:27:56everything for you everything and I never say anything because I love you and now you're dumping me
00:28:01because I want to finish school and educate myself oh yeah that's just boring get the fuck out
00:28:09no this is my room too get out
00:28:12hey man why do they call you Joe bear what do you think because I love bears man oh that's awesome
00:28:27why do they call you smoky I love smoking man why do they call you Bob Bob why do they call you Bob
00:28:38I fucking love Bob man I'm so tense you all right man yeah I'm good man I'm just chillin I think
00:28:48you need to double hey you want some more no man I really I'm good
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00:31:49Oh, shit!
00:31:51Get up here!
00:31:53Get up here!
00:31:55Get up here!
00:31:57Shit! Shit! Oh, my God!
00:31:59Shh! Shh! Shut up, man! Stop screaming!
00:32:01Stop screaming!
00:32:03James is dead, man! James is dead, man!
00:32:05Shit!
00:32:13Did y'all hear that? Yeah, what do you think that was?
00:32:15The hell's that? I have no idea.
00:32:17Hey, Matt, you there?
00:32:19Yeah, I'm here.
00:32:21You see anything yet?
00:32:23I haven't found anything.
00:32:25Yeah, I don't know what those screams are, but...
00:32:29I'm not liking it.
00:32:31Who knows? It's probably just a prank with your passengers.
00:32:35Yeah, you're probably right.
00:32:37Wait, I see something.
00:32:39What is it? What do you see?
00:32:41I don't know.
00:32:43It kinda looks like...
00:32:45Oh, shit!
00:32:47What?
00:32:49Help me! I'm being eaten alive!
00:32:51Ah, eating!
00:32:53Oh, God!
00:32:54Oh, it hurts!
00:32:55Matt! What is it?
00:32:57Matt! Matt!
00:32:59Fuck!
00:33:01Get in your rooms, now!
00:33:03There is definitely something going on here.
00:33:07Come on, babe, we can't stay here.
00:33:08What is it?
00:33:09No idea.
00:33:10Just grab your things, let's go.
00:33:11Whatever.
00:33:13Let's go.
00:33:15Let's go.
00:33:21Let's go.
00:33:23Let's go.
00:33:25Let's go.
00:33:26Go in.
00:33:53Excuse me miss, to the stateroom, it's not safe here.
00:34:23You hear that?
00:34:25Yeah, what is that?
00:34:27I'm gonna go see what's going on my damn ship. Keep us on course when I'm gone.
00:34:30Okay, all right. Careful uncle.
00:34:33Alright, let's see.
00:34:45Hello?
00:34:46Briggs, you there?
00:34:48Yeah, it's me.
00:34:50Juan, what the hell's going on up there?
00:34:52We got tigers on this damn boat.
00:34:54Shit!
00:34:56Don't see, don't see.
00:34:57What the hell is that doing?
00:35:01I don't want to die like this.
00:35:03Fuck!
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00:35:32Good news today!
00:35:33The unions and the airlines have reached an agreement, effectively ending the strike!
00:35:35reached an agreement, effectively ending the strike.
00:35:39Airports are open, planes are boarding,
00:35:42people are excited to be flying again.
00:35:48Yeah, still fuck him.
00:35:59Kate, have you seen Preston?
00:36:01I thought he was with you.
00:36:03No, we got into this really big fight
00:36:04and I pushed him away.
00:36:05Have you seen Harry?
00:36:06No, I haven't.
00:36:07I'm sure he's okay though.
00:36:08I mean, with his lucky bracelet, he's always okay.
00:36:35Hey, what are you doing?
00:36:38.
00:36:39.
00:36:41.
00:36:44.
00:36:45.
00:36:49.
00:36:55.
00:36:55.
00:36:57.
00:36:57.
00:36:58What are you doing?
00:36:59We have to help him!
00:37:00Jasmine?
00:37:01He's gone.
00:37:02Jasmine, you can't go out there.
00:37:05Listen, I don't know what's going on, but we've got to come up with something quick.
00:37:25You mean to tell me you brought a live bear on this ship and it's just running around
00:37:30out of control?
00:37:31Sure the hell sounds like it.
00:37:34Shit.
00:37:35Jesus Christ.
00:37:36Bears.
00:37:37Like live, full-grown, man-eating fucking bears.
00:37:39Oh no, I didn't see this in a brochure.
00:37:41Right.
00:37:42These are highly dangerous bears.
00:37:46These bears are my friends.
00:37:48These bears are my family.
00:37:52Okay, this is completely different than the bear cruise I went on last year.
00:37:56What?
00:37:57What?
00:37:58You're fucking sick, man.
00:38:03All right, I found a few of my men eaten alive on the ship.
00:38:12Who wants to tell me what's going on?
00:38:14Sounds to me like someone let the goddamn bears out of the cage!
00:38:19You got more of those guns on this ship?
00:38:21What are we supposed to do about bears?
00:38:24Who can protect us, right?
00:38:26Oh, I've got guns.
00:38:27Me too.
00:38:28Now wait just a goddamn minute.
00:38:31These are some of the most ferocious rare bears anywhere in the world.
00:38:36They killed two of my men when we were trying to capture two of my men.
00:38:44Those bears facing your men and facing me are two completely different things.
00:38:49And why's that?
00:38:52Because I'm Mexican.
00:38:55Great.
00:39:14Now what are we going to do?
00:39:17You ever handle firearms?
00:39:19Now wait just a damn minute.
00:39:21Wait for what?
00:39:22Those bears eat us?
00:39:24Bears is rare bears from the Mexican jungle.
00:39:27Goddamn you inbred son of a bitch!
00:39:30Mexican jungle bears!
00:39:32There's got to be a way to subdue those bears without killing them.
00:39:42Bears are not controllable.
00:39:44We're not talking about puppies here.
00:39:46You ain't gonna hurt my bears.
00:39:49How many bears are on this ship?
00:39:52You just, just two?
00:39:54Well that's two, too many.
00:40:03Have you seen Smokey?
00:40:04Is he here yet?
00:40:05Do you think it was him?
00:40:06Well I don't think it was not him.
00:40:09Oh, thank God.
00:40:11Are you back?
00:40:12Where do I pick you up?
00:40:13Huey, listen.
00:40:14Bears are attacking our ship.
00:40:15What?
00:40:16Bears are attacking our ship!
00:40:17Bears are attacking your ship?
00:40:18Yes!
00:40:19And we need help!
00:40:20What in the wide, wide world of sports is going on over there?
00:40:21I don't know!
00:40:22Call the Coast Guard!
00:40:23Hello?
00:40:25Hello?
00:40:26Hello?
00:40:27What do we do now?
00:40:29We arm ourselves.
00:40:32We find the safe room on the ship and wait there.
00:40:36There's too many doors around here to guard.
00:40:38Now wait a minute.
00:40:40I'm gonna get my tranqs and I'm gonna take care of it myself.
00:40:55Take care of it myself.
00:41:00Your tranqs will just piss them off.
00:41:03They'll be dead before they take effect.
00:41:06I ain't gonna kill my bears.
00:41:09Ain't gonna kill them.
00:41:11Hey, hey!
00:41:12Hey!
00:41:13Has anyone seen my woman?
00:41:15Nancy?
00:41:17Is it...
00:41:18Nancy!
00:41:20Nancy!
00:41:21Hey, don't, don't go!
00:41:23The...
00:41:24The hippie lady?
00:41:26What the hell? You just left us.
00:41:29He's gonna die out there.
00:41:31He's already dead.
00:41:36Excuse me.
00:41:39Do you have guns?
00:41:41Can you help me find my boyfriend?
00:41:42I know what we've heard, but it could have been someone else.
00:41:45Oh, shit!
00:41:46Put the gun away!
00:41:47Nobody move!
00:41:48Calm down.
00:41:49Or else Goldilocks gets it!
00:41:51You don't even belong, you fucking idiot!
00:41:53It's not my fault.
00:41:54Nobody's gonna be hurting my bears.
00:41:56Nobody!
00:41:57Nobody.
00:41:59That's your fucking ass!
00:42:02That wasn't my fault!
00:42:03You fucking bastard!
00:42:04You fucking bastard!
00:42:05Someone save her!
00:42:06Fuck!
00:42:07I'm sorry!
00:42:08I'm sorry, Tucker!
00:42:09Tucker!
00:42:10Tucker!
00:42:11No!
00:42:12No, no, no, no, no!
00:42:13I'm sorry!
00:42:14What the fuck?
00:42:15This is so dumb!
00:42:16Okay?
00:42:17Listen to me, Tucker.
00:42:18You're gonna be fine, okay?
00:42:19Your mom's gonna be so fucking pissed if you come home dead.
00:42:20Okay?
00:42:21How is he?
00:42:22Stop!
00:42:23He's gonna die from blood loss if I don't close this room quick.
00:42:26Is there anything here we can use?
00:42:27Why aren't you doing anything?
00:42:28I can't do anything.
00:42:29I'm putting pressure.
00:42:30I'm trying to stop the bleeding.
00:42:31But unless I can sew this up, my bag is in my cabin.
00:42:33What's the plan?
00:42:34All right.
00:42:35Everybody take a gun.
00:42:36First, we go get the bag.
00:42:37Then we go get the girl.
00:42:38If we run across any bears, we shoot to kill.
00:42:43A gun?
00:42:45You never used a gun in your life.
00:42:46Remember all those hunting trips with daddy you flaked out on to go golfing instead?
00:42:47It's easy.
00:42:48I just point out the gun.
00:42:49You never used a gun in his life.
00:42:50I guess I can sew this up.
00:42:51Yeah, but my bag is in my cabin.
00:42:52What's the plan?
00:42:53All right.
00:42:54Everybody take a gun.
00:42:55First, we go get the bag.
00:42:58Then, we go get the girl.
00:43:00If we run across any bears, we shoot to kill.
00:43:03A gun?
00:43:03You've never used a gun in your life.
00:43:05Remember all those hunting trips with daddy you flaked out on to go golfing instead?
00:43:10It's easy.
00:43:11Just point out that I'm in my house.
00:43:13and pull that trigger right can I talk to you what is it what are you doing what
00:43:23else can I do you're not bear hunting save the damsel in distress kind of
00:43:27people right we're the ones that get eaten first it's not safe please you
00:43:32can't do this this Jake guy it looks like he knows what he's talking about
00:43:35okay I trust him to keep us alive and that means listening what I what he
00:43:39needs me to do then that's what I'm gonna do what if you get hurt out there
00:43:43all right I'm just supposed to sit around not knowing if you're gonna come back or
00:43:45not Jake you got into the gun for my wife a gun here you go ma'am safety's off
00:43:53same instructions as I gave them no thank you never used a gun before
00:44:02got it keep your eyes open Tucker no don't close your eyes keep your eyes
00:44:09eyes on me Tucker keep your eyes open look okay you stay here handle things
00:44:15okay you need to keep them safe look at them they need you like you just stay
00:44:22here while we go out and hunt these monsters and rescue the girl how am I
00:44:25supposed to help I don't know what to do hey hey look at me we'll be back in a
00:44:31moment okay please I can't do this without you stay with me Tucker keep your eyes open
00:44:43God damn it Smokey why haven't you texted me back hi what's your name Stacy hi Stacy I'm Melissa Missy
00:45:10um listen do you think you can help me move some of these chairs in front of
00:45:15the door so nothing big hairy and angry gets through sure you must be worried
00:45:21about your friend over there yeah well all our bravest men went out to get
00:45:27supplies so I'm I'm sure he'll be okay I'm worried about my boyfriend too he
00:45:33hasn't shown up yet I'm sure he's okay too come on bears come with me come on it's
00:45:48gonna be all right yes just keep coming keep coming I'm going to take you to
00:45:52freedom you can be free with your brothers and sisters it's going to be so
00:45:58wonderful and I'm going to help you you can trust me no more of that mean man
00:46:03and mean man just locking up the cages and showing you to all those children I'm
00:46:10going to take care of you and I'm going to take you to the wild with your
00:46:14brothers and sisters oh it's going to be so wonderful come on my babies come on
00:46:19babies it's going to be okay everything's going to be wonderful now mom has taken care of
00:46:26you yes just a little bit further it's not safe for you don't you keep coming
00:46:31keep coming yes we're almost there come on just a little bit closer
00:46:36yes
00:46:42everything's going to be so
00:46:44everything's going to be so wonderful from now on just you
00:46:47me
00:46:48ah
00:46:50rest
00:46:52rest
00:46:53rest
00:46:54rest
00:46:56rest
00:46:58rest
00:47:00rest
00:47:02rest
00:47:04rest
00:47:06rest
00:47:08rest
00:47:10rest
00:47:12rest
00:47:13rest
00:47:14rest
00:47:44rest
00:47:46rest
00:47:47rest
00:47:51rest
00:47:53rest
00:47:54rest
00:47:58rest
00:48:09Man, they just left.
00:48:11Just left?
00:48:12Potter James is outside that door.
00:48:15All right.
00:48:16I got an idea.
00:48:18Here, you go check.
00:48:20Yeah, I'll go out there and get killed.
00:48:21You go check, man.
00:48:24Mr. Engine Chief.
00:48:25All right, all right.
00:48:26All right, let's stay in 10 more minutes.
00:48:28I'll call one.
00:48:30Shit.
00:48:39Here, take this.
00:48:44Are you holding up?
00:48:46I'm holding.
00:48:48You?
00:48:49Oh, I'm on a paradise cruise.
00:48:52What's her to complain about?
00:48:54I hear that.
00:48:56How's the missy doing?
00:48:59She's worried.
00:49:01I'm sure she'll be safe up there.
00:49:03Are you married?
00:49:05Well, I was.
00:49:07That was a long time ago.
00:49:09I even had a son.
00:49:14And he passed away.
00:49:16He was really young.
00:49:18Yeah.
00:49:19It's hard to hear that.
00:49:22Thanks.
00:49:37There he is.
00:49:38Let's go.
00:49:41Jake.
00:49:42Jake, wait.
00:49:45Malcolm, come on.
00:49:48Hey, I found it.
00:49:50Sit down.
00:50:08What do I hold the pleasure again?
00:50:10So do you need both bears alive?
00:50:13Or do you need just one?
00:50:16Bring me both of the bears alive, or you will be the one who dies.
00:50:19I'm sorry.
00:50:20I'm sorry.
00:50:23He's gone.
00:50:26I'm sorry.
00:50:27I'm sorry.
00:50:27He's gone.
00:50:28Tucker.
00:50:29No, wake up.
00:50:30Tucker, wake up.
00:50:32Wake up, please.
00:50:32Wake up.
00:50:33Wake up, please.
00:50:34Wake up.
00:50:35Wake up, please.
00:50:36Wake up.
00:50:37Wake up.
00:50:38Wake up.
00:50:39Tucker.
00:50:40I'm sorry.
00:50:41I'm sorry.
00:50:42I'm sorry.
00:50:43Oh, my god.
00:50:44Tucker.
00:50:44Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!
00:50:46Tucker?
00:50:54I'm sorry.
00:50:56I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
00:50:58I'm sorry.
00:51:00Oh my god.
00:51:02Oh my god, Tucker!
00:51:06Oh my god!
00:51:14Oh my god!
00:51:16Hey!
00:51:18Oh my god!
00:51:24Oh my god!
00:51:26Oh my god!
00:51:28Oh my god!
00:51:40They ate my Vieta!
00:51:42The Peachiosos!
00:51:44hey hey did you see where jake went she was my everything we don't have time for this my wife
00:51:48needs her back stop don't move what do i do don't move the safety is on
00:52:00shit shit
00:52:02pick it up pick it up
00:52:16no
00:52:25no
00:52:30what is yours that it's with my wife you gave it to your wife i mean jake it went to yours so i
00:52:44thought i should have one too come on shoot
00:52:57hold it right there action hero just let the girl go this is between you and me
00:53:21them's my bears you don't understand they could be worth millions i don't care please help me
00:53:35hello
00:53:36juan give us some good news man what's the situation out there we getting any help
00:53:41well where's that damn uncle yours
00:53:44well we need a captain
00:53:50hello
00:53:52shit what are we gonna do man
00:53:54all right listen you stay here okay i trust you with my baby what i gotta go out there and find carlos
00:54:05well y'all getting boo-boo out there you see what they did to james
00:54:09hey look man i'm gonna take my ass out in the hallway do you hear me screaming at all you let my black
00:54:16ass back in you a goddamn lie i'm not letting you back in
00:54:19your own people wow i got you this damn job man you gonna do me like that
00:54:25yeah man i'll let you in all right man don't lock that door
00:54:32coast guard coast guard we have an emergency is anyone there coast guard over
00:54:38roger this is the coast guard vessel 1229 what's your location over oh thank god thank god listen we
00:54:43have an emergency here we have bears eating people alive here okay please send help the location
00:54:53the location uh uh the location okay the emergency i repeat we have bears eating people alive for
00:55:00crying out loud all right the location 36 degrees we're traveling 23 nautical knots i'm freaking out here
00:55:09man i don't really know where i'm at here but hold on okay listen to what i'm telling you please okay
00:55:21listen to what i'm telling you okay we have bears eating people alive okay we are 36 degrees north off
00:55:29the mexican waters we're traveling 23 nautical miles okay we're going five knots all right so just
00:55:35find us for crying out loud all right i don't know what else to do here please send help over
00:55:44did you get my message say something for crying out loud and this is not a joke
00:55:48are you fucking with us what are you not fucking with us well i'm not
00:55:58with you get your mouths over here for crying out loud god damn it
00:56:03Oh, my God.
00:56:33Tio Tio Tio Tio Tio Tio Tio Tio Tio Tio
00:56:39Brady
00:57:03Brady
00:57:11Oh, come on
00:57:13Oh, fuck
00:57:14Oh, fuck
00:57:19Oh, fuck
00:57:22Carlos
00:57:37Oh, fuck
00:57:41Oh, fuck
00:57:48Oh, fuck
00:57:49Oh, fuck
00:57:53Oh, fuck
00:58:08Oh, fuck
00:58:10Oh, fuck
00:58:12Oh, fuck
00:58:27Oh, fuck
00:58:31Oh, fuck
00:58:33It's me
00:58:33I almost shot you, bro
00:58:34Oh, fuck
00:58:35Oh, bro
00:58:35Holy shit, me all right?
00:58:37Oh, it got me, bro
00:58:38Holy shit
00:58:39Oh, shit
00:58:40Oh, I got him
00:58:42I shot him
00:58:43Is it bad?
00:58:45I don't know, man
00:58:46I heard hell of gunshots
00:58:48And I think one of the passengers just got it
00:58:50Fuck
00:58:51Fuck
00:58:51Where's my uncle?
00:58:53My uncle okay?
00:58:54I'm sorry, man, he's gone
00:58:58He's gone
00:58:59Oh, fuck
00:59:00I'm gone
00:59:00I was too late by the time I got there, man
00:59:02Hey
00:59:03That makes you the captain of this vessel now
00:59:07Oh, no, no, no, no, fuck this
00:59:09I ain't
00:59:10This is all yours, bro
00:59:12I ain't never getting on this shit ever again, dog
00:59:14Oh, fuck
00:59:15Just, just, just stay still
00:59:18Aurora, Aurora, Aurora
00:59:20This is Naval Captain Jackson
00:59:22We are sending a cruiser to your last signal location
00:59:24All right, that's what I'm talking about
00:59:25I'm talking about
00:59:26ETA 1-0 out
00:59:28Talk to me, brother
00:59:31Hey, we coming home, man
00:59:34Yes!
00:59:36Woo-hoo!
00:59:37I'll see you soon, bro
00:59:38Yes!
00:59:39Yes!
00:59:51These guys are worth a lot of money
00:59:53I swear it
00:59:55Stay down, you murderer
00:59:58I've heard all I'm gonna hear
01:00:08You're a coward
01:00:23You're a coward
01:00:25You're a coward
01:00:27You're a coward
01:00:28You're a coward
01:00:29You're a coward
01:00:30You're a coward
01:00:31You're a coward
01:00:32You're a coward
01:00:33You're a coward
01:00:34You're a coward
01:00:35You're a coward
01:00:36You're a coward
01:00:37You're a coward
01:00:38You're a coward
01:00:39You're a coward
01:00:40You're a coward
01:00:41You're a coward
01:00:42You're a coward
01:00:43You're a coward
01:00:44You're a coward
01:00:45You're a coward
01:00:46You're a coward
01:00:47You're a coward
01:00:48You're a coward
01:00:49You're a coward
01:00:50You're a coward
01:00:51Fuck you!
01:00:53Fuck you!
01:00:55Fuck you!
01:00:57Fuck you!
01:00:59Fuck you! Fuck you!
01:01:03Fuck you!
01:01:05Fuck you!
01:01:15Should we go check that out?
01:01:17Hell no.
01:01:19Man, you saved us!
01:01:23Hey, you did good.
01:01:25You did good.
01:01:27Hey, hey! Stay with me!
01:01:29Stay!
01:01:31I see the rain.
01:01:33I see the rain.
01:01:35No! No, no! Don't leave us!
01:01:37Don't leave us! Now there's one more bear!
01:01:39I'm tired of these motherfucking bears
01:01:41on this motherfucking ship!
01:01:49No, no, no!
01:01:57Stacy, you're all...
01:01:59eaten.
01:02:01I couldn't save her.
01:02:13In all my years working as a nurse in Oakland,
01:02:17I've learned you can try as hard as you can.
01:02:21But you can't save them all.
01:02:27You saved me.
01:02:33Then don't waste the gift that life gave you.
01:02:35I gotta go find my husband.
01:02:41You coming?
01:02:45Jazz!
01:02:47Kate!
01:02:49Are you okay?
01:02:51Are you okay?
01:02:53Are you okay?
01:02:55Are you okay?
01:02:57I'm okay.
01:02:59Tucker's dead.
01:03:01I wasn't able to save him.
01:03:03We weren't able to save Jake either.
01:03:05But we killed a bear.
01:03:07Us too.
01:03:09Thank you for keeping her safe.
01:03:11Are you kidding me?
01:03:13You should have seen her.
01:03:15The way she grabbed that chair
01:03:17and started wailing on it.
01:03:19Stealed, though, thank you.
01:03:21You're welcome.
01:03:23Where's my wife?
01:03:25My wife!
01:03:27Oh, your wife?
01:03:29Oh, your wife?
01:03:31You're welcome.
01:03:33Where's my wife?
01:03:35My wife!
01:03:37Oh, your wife is still in the lounge safe.
01:03:49What a day.
01:03:51Oh, God.
01:03:53What a day.
01:03:59Oh, shit.
01:04:01Oh, shit.
01:04:03Oh, yes.
01:04:05Fuck you, bro.
01:04:06We out of here.
01:04:07Yes.
01:04:08We out of here, man.
01:04:09All right.
01:04:20Missy.
01:04:22Missy.
01:04:23Oh, Dave.
01:04:24I'm so sorry.
01:04:25Are you okay?
01:04:26Baby, let's never go back to Mexico.
01:04:36Never.
01:04:38I'm not going to go.
01:04:40Never.
01:05:08I'm not going to go.
01:05:12I'm not going to go.
01:05:14I'm not going to go.
01:05:16I'm not going to go.
01:05:18Okay.
01:05:20And you're giving out.
01:05:22And you're giving out any other information.
01:05:26That would be great.
01:05:28Yeah.
01:05:30Perfect.
01:05:41Perfect spot.
01:05:51This is such a beautiful beach.
01:05:53I really needed the vitamin D.
01:05:56Yes, I think we just needed a break from everything.
01:05:58It's been a hectic week.
01:05:59Definitely.
01:06:00It's so gorgeous here.
01:06:02Like, the views are amazing.
01:06:04And it's pretty quiet too.
01:06:06Yeah, definitely.
01:06:10Mi amor.
01:06:11Que?
01:06:12What's that?
01:06:16Es un animal.
01:06:29What?
01:06:30I'm so silly.
01:06:32I'm so happy.
01:06:34I'm so happy.
01:06:36I know.
01:06:38I'm so happy.
01:06:40What if I get a schreiben, I'm so happy.
01:06:42I never have a garbage.
01:06:44You know, I'm so happy.
01:06:45You can't get it.
01:06:46I'm so happy.
01:06:47What's up, what's up, what's up?
01:07:17What's up, what's up, what's up?
01:07:47What's up, what's up, what's up?
01:08:17What's up, what's up, what's up, what's up?
01:08:47What's up, what's up, what's up, what's up?
01:09:17What's up, what's up, what's up, what's up?
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