00:00He just got on with it.
00:04He meant to be a benefit to those around him.
00:08It did not make him rich.
00:10He held no lands.
00:12Sired no children.
00:26He wanted for nothing but the open air.
00:28And a fire to warm his feet at.
00:36His skills as warrior were.
00:38Unsung.
00:40But he had a chain cut from granite.
00:42And he was a dogged fighter.
00:44He just, he kept on coming.
00:52I steal a sweet kiss.
00:54On the point of my blade.
00:56Oh.
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02:08dogs like they're your betters they are my betters you're too brazen for your own good
02:13sir ireland was a great night someone will remember him
02:19hey who's caught can't you see the banner if you don't can't
02:29perhaps i should go back sir check on the camp and make sure any thieves have been noticing about
02:33hey i have an idea i'm gonna have your sword to run people up with or a mace you have a knife
02:38that's enough you best be here when i come back rob me and i'll hunt you down with dogs you don't
02:43have dogs i'll get some where oh
02:56our lord of ashford humbly welcomes the great and honorable baelor targaryen first born son
03:02of king darren the good prince of diamond stone hand of the king and heir to the iron throne
03:10and his brother my daughter it's a great honor to receive your grace it's a great
03:15honor to be received my daughter when
03:24boys stop gaping see for my voice i'm not a stable boy my lord
03:28not clever enough
03:32well if you can't manage horses then fetch me some wine and a pretty wench
03:37my lord pardons i'm i'm i'm no serving man either
03:41i have i have the honor to be a knight
03:44oh
03:46well knighthood has fallen on sad days
03:48oh
03:53whoa whoa
03:55easy
03:56easy now come on
03:57come on it's okay it's okay
04:03here i go
04:05far too many people around i agree
04:09the pretty ones are always temperamental
04:11ah she just got a bit excited that's all he meant the prince thing not the palfrey
04:17excuse me my lord
04:19i i'm sir duncan the tall well met i'm sir roland craigall and this is my sworn brother
04:22sir donald duskendale god's boy do you ride your horse into battle or does it ride you forget
04:26it's around it's not often he must look up
04:28to cast his eyes down yes yes i'm quite the rascal
04:31now tell me sir duncan is there a proper place to shit around here
04:34not really no
04:38a man of such birth has never deigned to disturb his arse all the day
04:42you'll deign before the week is out i'd wager
04:44where are you from man you don't smell house bread
04:48no place really i know it my family's from there
04:51you're not a darkland of duskendale
04:53we were crabbers of duskendale far back as it goes
04:57sir donald
05:00may i ask sir as the son of a crabber came to have the honor of being a knight in the kingsguard
05:05same way we became crabbers
05:11are you baylor targaryen uh no no then would you move the
05:15fuck out of the way yeah yeah of course sorry
05:26the
05:45Spring rains have swollen many of our streams.
05:47Perhaps the young princes have just been delayed?
05:49Fuck me.
05:50Delayed? They're not delayed.
05:51Do not curse our gracious host.
05:53So fuck me, not fuck him.
05:54It's not his fault Father Bates has attended this miserable circus.
05:57Might we discuss this in our time?
05:59So we go hunting.
06:00Heron has done this before.
06:02We should not have commanded him to enter the lists.
06:04The prince's sons are missing.
06:08Probably dead.
06:09Dead?
06:10Wars have started for less.
06:15You're making stupid.
06:20They have only been missing a day.
06:22No doubt Sir Rowland will turn him up and Aegon along with him.
06:24When the tourney is over, perhaps.
06:26Teron belongs on a tourney field no more than Aerys or Rhaegal.
06:29Why would you mean you'd sooner ride a whore than a horse?
06:31That is not what I said.
06:34I do not need to be reminded of my son's failings.
06:36He can change. He will change, gods be damned.
06:38You'll swear I'll see him dead.
06:42You.
06:43Who are you?
06:44What do you mean by spying on us?
06:47Show yourself.
06:52My lords.
06:53I do apologize for my interruption.
06:54I have asked Sir Manfred Dondarrion to vouch for me so that I might enter the lists but he has refused to do so.
07:01Who?
07:02What the fuck is going on?
07:03We are the intruders here brother.
07:04Come closer sir.
07:05And others too.
07:06You see, they say they know not Sir Arlan of Pennytree but he served them. I swear it. I have his sword and shield.
07:15Sword and shield do not make a knight.
07:20Unless you have better proof to support what you say. Some writing or...
07:22Do you remember him, Your Grace?
07:25It was many years ago. You may have forgotten.
07:31Sir Arlan of Pennytree.
07:34He never won a tourney that I know.
07:36But he never shamed himself either.
07:37Yes sir.
07:38I mean no. No. He didn't.
07:39He overthrew Lord Stokeworth in the melee at King's Landing.
07:41And years before he unhorsed the Grey Lion himself.
07:44He told me of that many a time.
07:46Then you will recall the Grey Lion's true name. I have no doubt.
07:50Sir Daemon Lannister. The Grey Lion. He's Lord of Casterly Rock now.
08:00So he is. And enters the lists upon the morrow.
08:03How can you possibly remember some fucking hedge knight who chanced to unhorsed Daemon Lannister 16 years ago?
08:07I make it a practice to learn all I can of my foes.
08:09And why would you deign to joust with a hedge knight?
08:11It was many years past at Storm's End. Lord Baratheon held a hastily to celebrate the birth of Ramson.
08:15The lots made Sir Arlan my opponent in the first tilth.
08:17We broke four lances before I finally unhorsed him.
08:20It was seven.
08:24I can't believe.
08:25Tales grow in the telling I know.
08:27Do not think ill of your old master but it was four lances only I fear.
08:30As you say your grace it was four. I do apologise.
08:33The old man Sir Arlan he used to say that I was thick as a castle wall and slow as an oryx.
08:37No harm is done sir. Right.
08:40You gave him back his horse and armour and took no ransom.
08:43Sir Arlan often told me that you were the soul of chivalry.
08:46Yes.
08:47And that one day the seven kingdoms would be safe in your hands.
08:49Not for many years yet I pray.
08:50No I did not mean that the king should...
08:53You wish to enter the lists. Is that it?
08:55Yes.
08:56The decision rests with the master of the games but I see no reason to deny you.
08:59As you say my lord.
09:02Your grace I...
09:03Very well sir you are grateful now fuck off.
09:05You must forgive my brother sir.
09:06His sons went astray on the way here and he fears for them.
09:08Of course.
09:09I...
09:10I trust they will not be found dead.
09:20Sir.
09:23You are not of Sir Arlan's blood.
09:25No I am not.
09:26By law only a true born son is entitled to inherit a knight's arms.
09:29You must needs find a new device sir.
09:31A sigil of your own.
09:33I will.
09:35Thank you again your grace.
09:38I will fight bravely.
09:39You'll see.
09:45It's this way.
09:46You unknown knight.
09:51You are Florian the fool.
09:52I am my lady.
09:54As great a fool as ever lived.
09:59And as great a knight.
10:04A fool and a knight.
10:06I've never heard of such a thing.
10:08Sweet lady.
10:10All men are fools.
10:11And all men are knights.
10:12Where women are concerned.
10:23Hello there.
10:26And uh...
10:27One for last night.
10:28That was great.
10:29How did you do the fire treks?
10:30Oh.
10:35Is there pollen?
10:36Yeah we collected on the way.
10:40I've never seen such giant puppets.
10:41Do you make them yourself?
10:42My uncle builds them.
10:43But I paint.
10:45Could you paint something for me?
10:47I have the coin to pay.
10:49I just...
10:51I need to paint something over the chalice.
10:53Well what would you want?
10:55Um...
10:56Um...
10:59I don't actually know.
11:02Sorry you must think me a fool.
11:04Old men are fools.
11:05Old men are knights.
11:11Um...
11:13The...
11:14The grey is a bit drab.
11:15Aye.
11:16Um...
11:17Yeah, the...
11:18The field should be the colour of sunset.
11:20Because the old men always like sunsets.
11:21And uh...
11:22An elm tree.
11:23A big one.
11:24Like the one by the river.
11:25With the brown trunk and the green branches.
11:27Aye.
11:28An elm tree I would serve.
11:30But with a shooting star above.
11:32Could you do that?
11:33Mm-hmm.
11:36Um...
11:37I'm Sir Duncan the Tall.
11:39Um...
11:40I'm Tenzil.
11:41The boys used to call me Tenzil too tall.
11:43You're not too tall.
11:44I mean you're just right for...
11:47For?
11:49Puppets.
11:51Yeah, puppets.
11:53Okay.
11:54Wait.
11:55The shield.
11:56Yes, sorry.
11:57Yes, the shield.
11:58Is that ill-handled?
11:59Who?
12:00The puppet girl.
12:01It's just it didn't feel well-handled.
12:04She is picking your shield.
12:06Yeah, for P.
12:08We are both gigantic.
12:13Is that promising?
12:15It's uh...
12:17Commonality.
12:19Right, yeah.
12:20Commonality.
12:26Do you think I'll ever make a knight one day?
12:28Sure, why not?
12:29You're a likely lad.
12:30I'm a bit puny.
12:31You're grown.
12:32Even for my age.
12:33Everyone's always told me so.
12:37Everyone's always told me I was stupid.
12:45And?
12:47Hm?
12:48Hm? What?
12:49What?
12:50What did he do when people said you were stupid, sir?
12:53What business is that of yours?
12:54My problems are my own.
12:55I thought...
12:57Aren't you trying to help me?
12:58Help you what?
12:59Growl?
13:00Yes, hedge knight.
13:01You.
13:03What is this piss-froff?
13:04I need muscle.
13:05Will you heal my court?
13:06I need muscle.
13:08Good.
13:09Go!
13:10Get up.
13:12Hey!
13:13Try those palms, you clam-hands, you cunt.
13:14They're not in your sister's chambers now.
13:16Ready!
13:17Go!
13:18Go!
13:19Go!
13:20Go!
13:21Wait, look, sis!
13:22I'll be drowning in fast form!
13:23Go!
13:24Go!
13:25Go!
13:26Go!
13:27Go!
13:28Go!
13:29Go!
13:30Go!
13:31Go!
13:32I'll be back.
13:33I'll be back!
13:34I'll be back!
13:35Go!
13:36Go!
13:37Go!
13:38Go!
13:39Lookin' good.
13:40Go!
13:41Go!
13:42Go!
13:43Go!
13:44Go!
13:45Go!
13:47Good.
13:48Looking good.
13:49Good.
13:52Let's go!
13:53Go!
13:56Go!
13:58Go!
13:59Go!
14:01Go!
14:02Go!
14:03Go!
14:04Go!
14:05Go!
14:06Go!
14:07You do good work.
14:18None better.
14:20I need some armor on tomorrow.
14:22Four Jet Reeves and some great help.
14:24You jousting are working.
14:26Both, perhaps.
14:30You're a big one.
14:31I thought I'd be bigger.
14:34I have some pieces in the wagon that might do them.
14:37Nothing prettied up with gold or silver, like.
14:39Just got steel.
14:41Strong and plain.
14:42They'll make helms that look like helms,
14:43not windpigs and fancy foreign fruit.
14:46But mine will serve you better
14:47if you take a lance in the face.
14:49That's all I want.
14:50How much?
14:51800 stack, if I'm feeling kindly.
14:53800?
14:55Perhaps I could trade you some armor made for a smaller man.
14:57A half-helm, a male halber.
14:58Steely paid.
15:00Sells only his own work.
15:06I could make use of the metal.
15:13If it's not too rusty,
15:14I'll take it and armor you for...
15:16600.
15:17I only have two stags.
15:20Bye to you a day.
15:24Send your squire along with the rest,
15:25or else I'll sell me where to the next man.
15:28You'll get it all back, I swear.
15:30I mean to be a chump in here.
15:31Do you now?
15:33And the others all came just...
15:35just a cheery one.
15:36Is there any measure of a fool I failed to meet?
15:56If I win,
15:58I'll come back and buy you again.
16:00I promise.
16:03Let's go.
16:03Let's go.
16:06Let's wear it.
16:19See, she has oats tonight.
16:21Yeah.
16:27And an apple too.
16:27No turning back now, I suppose.
16:43You know the old man lived nigh on 60 years,
16:46and was never a champion.
16:46Spook him aside, huh?
16:48If I could call myself a champion of Ashford Meadow,
16:51even for an hour,
16:54maybe some great house might take me into its service.
16:56Perhaps even house Targaryen.
17:00You suppose the dragon house employs many hedge knights, son?
17:03Enough of that.
17:04I'll have you know,
17:05Sir Donald of the Kingsguard is but the son of a crabber.
17:08Sir Donald?
17:09Of Duskinnil?
17:10Yep.
17:11His father owns half the crabbing fleets in Westeros.
17:13What?
17:16How would you know?
17:17Like fishing.
17:18Right, come on, let's go.
17:25Come on, pick your feet up.
17:26Let's go.
17:30Watch me!
17:37I don't know!
17:39I don't know!
17:41You all right?
17:43Yeah.
17:43I don't know!
18:09For the new gods, I'm home!
18:30Helmet!
18:32Hey, who's that?
18:34Prince Valar.
18:36Adelson.
18:37Second in line to the throne.
18:38Help!
18:38He's a favorite, I'd wager.
18:40I'll take that back, sir.
18:54Lord Ashford mocks his sheep!
18:56Ah-ha-ha-ha!
19:02Ah!
19:05Ah!
19:08мощ!
19:16Go, Tah!
19:17Fuck!
19:17Watch!
19:17Watch!
19:17Watch!
19:18Watch!
19:18Touch!
19:18Watch!
19:19God!
19:20I didn't know this!
19:21Go!
19:22Go!
19:23Go!
19:34Go!
19:35Get out of here!
20:05Die!
20:12Kill you, you, black-fired bastard!
20:14Ah-ya!
20:17Splendid riding tonight.
20:21The part with the fish was disgusting.
20:27Something the matter, sir?
20:31The great knights live in the hedges
20:33and die by the side of a muddy road.
20:38I think not.
20:42Sir Ard wasn't gifted with sword or lance
20:44and he drank and he cored
20:46and he was a hard man to know.
20:50He made no friends either.
20:52He lived nigh on 60 years
20:54and never was a champion.
20:56What chance do I have, truly?
21:00But he was good to me.
21:03I wasn't his family.
21:07But he kept me like we were.
21:12He raised me to be an honourable man.
21:14And all these
21:17noble lords
21:19can't even remember his name.
21:23His name was Sir Ireland of Pennytree
21:24and I am his legacy.
21:28On the morrow
21:29we will show them
21:31what his hand has wrought.
21:32He smelled like God.
21:34So he was about to put him in,
21:35and then I did it again.
21:36So let's go.
21:36He was just trying.
21:37And for those of you
21:37get to look at them,
21:37I think the guy wheeze
21:39is not going as much.
21:39And he said,
21:39let's give him more.
21:40And he went by the way
21:41of his being with a friend.
21:42For those of you
21:42he's had no other friends
21:43to come.
21:45So now he goes,
21:45I guess what you need
21:45to do this?
21:47I think he was a big guy.
21:48And he was still doing
21:49on his side of the head
21:50so he used it
21:51but that's amazing.
21:53I got to work
21:53he was a big guy,
21:55and he was like,
21:56and you know,
21:56something he's never been
21:57there.
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