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00:00You're watching On Demand.
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00:11We're back in the Scottish castle for another unmissable series of backstabbing and treachery.
00:16Sorry, wrong show, my bad.
00:19But for all you Love Island faithfuls, we have an hour of exclusive all-star antics,
00:23which until now have been cloaked in secrecy.
00:26You don't want to miss this.
00:28Antics like this and this.
00:35Dramatic stand-offs.
00:40Tall tales.
00:41I've got three nips, mate. Do you want it or not?
00:44Brutal banishments.
00:45Don't dance like that.
00:47An unexplained goings-on.
00:49I'm going to let my touches come out.
00:51It's a mint, isn't it?
00:53Yeah, it's a mint.
00:54If you are and have always been a fateful Love Island fan,
00:58Oh, I forgot what it's called.
00:59Beach up bamboozle or some s***.
01:01Get ready for this Love Island All-Stars Unseen Bits.
01:05You don't miss it.
01:07I don't get it.
01:09I don't actually get it either.
01:10Look at that, the stunning African savannah.
01:32I haven't had a chance to see it with my own eyes yet,
01:37as I've been stuck in this voiceover booth for the last ten days with no time off.
01:41It could be AI generated for all I know.
01:46Actually, that's giving me an idea.
01:49Let's make a quick call.
01:53Hello, is that the big bosses of TV?
01:55It's Ian.
01:57With two I's.
01:59Ian Sterling from Love Island.
02:02You know, the Tonight on Love Island guy.
02:04Me, yeah.
02:07Can I have a day off?
02:09Yeah, it's only Unseen Bits.
02:11Okay, great.
02:12Thanks.
02:13Bye.
02:14Great news.
02:15The big TV bosses have agreed that Tonight and a worldwide exclusive Unseen Bits
02:19can become the first AI generated television show.
02:24So let me get the app up.
02:29I need to enter a few prompts.
02:30Okay, make me a Love Island villa.
02:39No, a sun-soaked Love Island villa complete with pool.
02:44No, wrong.
02:46A swimming pool.
02:49No, not one in Spain.
02:51The one in the Southern Hemisphere.
02:54Turn it the right way up.
02:56And make it cooler.
02:57No, way cooler than that.
03:01I'm talking the revamped All-Stars Series 3 villa levels of cool.
03:06That's it.
03:07This is good.
03:07It's working.
03:09Now all we need to do is add some Islanders.
03:10Getting up to some wild antics.
03:15And one presenter.
03:19No, that's Claudia Winklebee's strong show.
03:26Nah, this AI stuff is rubbish for Unseen Bits.
03:29It's just AI slop.
03:31Not one of those elephants farted.
03:32And that giraffe didn't even fall over.
03:34Safe.
03:35For now.
03:36Let's just reboot the whole system.
03:38And go back to the very beginning when Maya arrived ready to launch the big game.
03:48Hey, Maya.
03:50I need some help.
03:51Can you just slop out these fake animals?
03:53Just call me a freak amazer.
03:57I don't even got no haters.
04:00I'm just starting to show.
04:02Thanks, Maya.
04:04Now let's bring in some real All-Star Islanders.
04:08Who needs that artificial intelligence when you can have this real stupidity?
04:13Go with the door.
04:14You're struggling.
04:14Yeah, we're struggling.
04:15Oh, no.
04:17Inside.
04:18Oh, there we are.
04:18Inside castle.
04:19Oh, why can't I do inside?
04:20Normal Unseen Bits service has resumed.
04:22When it feels this good.
04:24When it feels this good.
04:26We're back with a spring in our step.
04:29So make some noise.
04:30Ah!
04:31All week we've been bending over backwards.
04:35I don't know why you would do that.
04:37When it feels this good.
04:39We find you the coolest unseen clips.
04:43Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:45And trips.
04:47Ah!
04:49Oh, my God.
04:51Ah!
04:51You broke my leg!
04:53No!
04:55Sad love as we take you on a ride.
04:57Yeah!
04:58Whee!
05:00Yeah, yeah, yeah!
05:02To heaven and back.
05:03The Love Island gods are delivering today.
05:06And like Amazon, they've taken a photo as proof of delivery.
05:10That's a sick one.
05:12Who's got the brightest teeth?
05:13Who's got the best?
05:14Who's got the best?
05:15So pour yourself a large drink.
05:17Oh!
05:19Mate, you're having a mare with them drinks.
05:22As we work our fingers to the bone to bring you the finest unseen bits.
05:26Do you know what that is?
05:27What?
05:27From going to the gym.
05:28It's calluses.
05:29What?
05:31That's the first time I've ever seen that in my life.
05:32Really?
05:33I've been told I've got piano fingers.
05:35Or penis fingers.
05:36Not penis fingers.
05:38You told you that.
05:39What's it?
05:40Someone that plays a piano is a penis.
05:43Pianist.
05:44No, it's not.
05:44It's a pianist.
05:45Pianist.
05:46Pianist.
05:46Yeah.
05:47So I've got a penis fingers.
05:48Why, you said that?
05:49When they're, like, long and slender.
05:51G, tell me where the hell would I ever want to be?
05:54Let's go.
05:55Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:59Oh, this is going to be sick.
06:01Let's go.
06:07Here are some of the unseen bits of our all-stars getting to know each other.
06:11They can talk about anything they like.
06:13But Millie heard the title all-stars and took it literally.
06:17Oh, wait a second.
06:18So what's your star sign?
06:19I don't know anything about these star signs or anything like that.
06:21Yeah, well, I don't.
06:22I've got it tattooed on me.
06:23My star sign?
06:24I'm a Sagittarius.
06:25Did it say Sagittarius?
06:26Or is it the other side?
06:28What side is it?
06:30What?
06:31It's not like you don't know what side it is.
06:33It's like, does it say Sagittarius?
06:34What makes it say Skilled Scorpio?
06:40No, no, it says Sagittarius.
06:41I knew it said Sagittarius, but I've got the seven and then a chilli,
06:44and then this side I've got lightning bolt and then Sagittarius,
06:47but I can't remember which side.
06:48Which side is which?
06:49I can't remember which side they are sometimes.
06:50Which side is which?
06:51All right, talk me through it.
06:52Why the number seven?
06:53So that's my lucky number, but it's actually really weird,
06:57like how seven in general, like I was born at like 7pm, seven pounds.
07:03I graduated on the 7th of November.
07:05I went on series seven of Love Island and like won it.
07:08Right.
07:09And I started my dream job on the 7th of June and left three years later on the 7th of June to go on to Love Island.
07:16Like it's almost like seven is like a really important number for like things that have gone on in my life that are quite big.
07:23Something about it.
07:24Yeah?
07:25Okay, I hear it.
07:26So anyway.
07:27Yeah, I'm really lucky number.
07:29What is it?
07:30My third nipple.
07:31You've got three nipples?
07:32Yeah, have a look.
07:33No, I'm scared.
07:34Go on, touch it.
07:35Is it going to bite me?
07:36No, no, no, no.
07:37There you go.
07:38It's not, yeah, but that's so funny that you've got three nips.
07:40Yeah, crazy.
07:41What an opening liner.
07:42Yeah, literally.
07:43Like, why don't you lead with that instead of the watermelon slices?
07:48Why don't you lead with...
07:49I'm done with watermelon slices.
07:50Girls, I've got three nips, mate.
07:52Do you want it or not?
07:53Do you know what I mean?
07:54I feel like that's the line for you.
07:56Yeah.
07:57How would you get that?
07:58Apparently it's like to do with like being one of a kind.
08:01Like...
08:03I'm starting to see like more sides to you.
08:05I think I just want to get to know you like on a deeper level.
08:09I kind of want to know what makes you tick.
08:11What makes me tick?
08:12Yeah.
08:13What, like that angry?
08:14What?
08:15No.
08:16When someone says what makes you tick,
08:17it doesn't mean what makes you, like, what gets you annoyed.
08:20But like, what makes you happy, what makes you sad.
08:22I thought tick was like, what pisses you off.
08:25No.
08:26No, when someone...
08:27Have you heard the saying like ticking over?
08:29Yeah.
08:30Yeah, it means that something's just working.
08:31Oh.
08:32Do you know what I mean?
08:33What makes me cry?
08:34I cry at really like...
08:35Like, you're not an X Factor.
08:38Oh, God.
08:39Not like the golden buzzer or something like that.
08:40Stuff like that makes me cry.
08:41Really?
08:42Yeah.
08:43I'm like, I feel deeply about things.
08:45See, I didn't even know that about you.
08:47If I see like an old man in the restaurant, I'll cry.
08:50Or if he's on his own.
08:52I'm interested about the spiritual.
08:54What's like...
08:55Oh, I speak to dead people.
08:56Do you really?
08:57Really?
08:58It happened like, when I was little, I'd be like, driving in the car and I'd be like,
09:02Mum, I don't like it here.
09:03Like, bad things are happening here.
09:04Obviously, I don't remember this.
09:05My mum told me.
09:06Yeah.
09:07And I'd always Google it and you would be right.
09:09Wow.
09:10I love it.
09:11I love that about me.
09:12I'm very like, intuitive.
09:13Yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:14Like, I'll know what you're feeling before you feel it.
09:16Really?
09:17Like, I'll know.
09:18If we was together and you had a pain somewhere, I'd feel it in my body.
09:23It's weird.
09:24Wow.
09:25So like, you'd come home and I'd be like, you've hurt your foot today.
09:27Really?
09:28Yeah.
09:29You're like a superhero.
09:30Well, not quite.
09:31You've got superpowers.
09:32Not quite.
09:33I love all that stuff.
09:34I do think I was put here to be a healer.
09:35Wow, you need to heal me.
09:36Do I?
09:37Yeah.
09:38If you're not ready to look in the mirror, babes, you won't like me.
09:41Because I'll hold it up to you and make you see it.
09:43I'm ready.
09:44I'm an intense character.
09:45I'm ready.
09:46Are you?
09:47I'm ready.
09:48I'm quite nervous.
09:49I'm nervous.
09:50I'm shooting myself.
09:51Making people shit themselves is one amazing superpower bell.
09:54Careful, Sean.
09:55This woman is not to be messed with.
10:02Being all stars, our islanders are worshipped as gods on the outside world.
10:06Worshipped wherever they go as iconic legends of the dating game.
10:09So it might surprise you that they too have their own heroes.
10:13Who's your idol?
10:15Hmm.
10:16Andy Garcia.
10:17Oh my God.
10:18He's from Landman.
10:19Yeah.
10:20Yeah.
10:21Have you watched Landman?
10:22No.
10:23Who is Landman?
10:24I don't know.
10:25Why did you say yeah then?
10:26Because he's a famous man.
10:27He's probably in loads of stuff.
10:28So you didn't even know when he's in yeah?
10:29No.
10:30Someone's defo commented on your TikTok and just said you look like Andy Garcia.
10:31You've Googled him and you're running with him.
10:32I thought, yeah, I'm using that.
10:33Have you ever seen anything he's in?
10:34Yeah.
10:35What?
10:36Godfather.
10:37Nice.
10:38Well, do you look like him?
10:39I think so, yeah.
10:40Well, not now.
10:41A young Andy.
10:42Young Andy.
10:43Yeah, like young Andy and Godfather.
10:44What is it about handsome, well-coffed young Tommy that makes him look like a Hollywood hero?
11:01The mayor's one of the most important things.
11:03You've got good hair.
11:04Exactly.
11:05How many products are we talking?
11:06I think I used four today.
11:07Four?
11:08Yeah.
11:09I used two different types of wax, a hairspray and like an oil because I wanted it wet look.
11:12You've got that shine as well.
11:13I wanted it to look like I'd just come out of a swimming pool.
11:15Yeah, yeah.
11:16Working it.
11:19New Tommy Tay for hair.
11:22So, so smooth.
11:23So, so soft.
11:25So mild you can touch your hair as often as you like.
11:28Tommy Tay.
11:29Tommy Tay.
11:30Like you've just stepped into the salon and refused to leave.
11:34Tommy Tay.
11:35Every strand contains 50% Sicilian extract, leaving it silky and shiny with hints of carbonara.
11:43My hair.
11:44Yep.
11:45Smile.
11:46Yep.
11:47And I'm a gazer.
11:49Tommy Tay.
11:50Because he's a geyser.
11:52Here's an unseen clip of Helena discovering that there are stranger things out there than being back in the Love Island Villa.
12:03What is that in the hills?
12:04Do you see that?
12:05What is that?
12:06Is it an alien?
12:07Do you believe in aliens?
12:08No.
12:09Do you believe in aliens?
12:10No.
12:11Do you?
12:12How can you not believe in aliens?
12:13What, you actually think there's aliens?
12:14What, you actually think there's aliens?
12:15Well, do you really think that we're the only thing out there?
12:16Has anyone seen an alien?
12:17Well, I don't really know.
12:18I don't really know.
12:19People say that they have.
12:20I've personally not met one myself.
12:21But you believe in ghosts?
12:23Yeah.
12:24I feel...
12:25..there's a few people I know that, like, claim that they've been shagged by a ghost.
12:32People say that they have, but I've personally not met one myself.
12:37Have you been even ghosts?
12:38Yeah.
12:40A few...
12:42There's a few people I know that have, like,
12:43claimed that they've been shagged by a ghost.
12:47I speak to the dead on a regular basis
12:49and never once have they tried to bend me over,
12:51I'm going to be honest.
12:52Like, they don't really come through on that vibe.
12:56Pleased to hear no ghoulies have been probing around your area,
12:5851, Belle.
13:02As every superfan knows,
13:07the terrace is a place where secrets and snogs are shared,
13:09and here is an unseen bit exclusive of Connor confiding in Millie and Sean.
13:14I had a conversation with her down there today,
13:15and I was like, well, it's difficult.
13:17She's saying she doesn't want to kiss two people at once.
13:20Mm. That's fine.
13:21Mm. But, like, we're...
13:23What is it? What is it? What is it?
13:26Look at her. Oh, my God!
13:28It's Ulster Islanders get scared by something!
13:32Ooh!
13:33I'm not worried about my drink.
13:34It was fake.
13:35I don't want to go out of my drink.
13:36Yeah. Not your drink.
13:37Not my drink.
13:38Um...
13:39Oh, the fucking spider.
13:48What? No.
13:49No.
13:50You're a pussy.
13:51Oh, my God, Shaq. What was that?
13:52Nah.
13:53No.
13:54I actually have arachnophobia.
13:55What's that?
13:56Fear of spiders.
13:57It was an ant.
13:59You said a spider, though.
14:00Yeah, well it had bare legs
14:05Who's hard to this
14:07Oh, it's shocking
14:08Kieran, where?
14:09It's a mini
14:11Oh, it's here, it's here, it's here
14:13It's there, it's there
14:14It's there, it's there
14:14It's my Tommy's bed
14:15Right, I'm covering the middle section
14:17I can't see this fly
14:20So unless I'm flying
14:22It's here, it's here
14:23Wait, wait, wait
14:26Oh, no, it's here, it's actually here
14:28It's here, it's here, it's here
14:30Shaka, are you making it up?
14:32Oh, it's you, it's you
14:34It's here, it's flying around here
14:36It's here, it's here, it's here
14:38Oh, here, here
14:39It's here, it's here
14:41Why did you go like this?
14:44She went away
14:46But everyone, everyone locked
14:49Everyone get a bit like
14:50Oh, it's here, it's here, it's here
14:53It's here, it's here, it's here
14:55It's here, it's not me
14:57Oh, Jesse
14:59Connor, why are you making it stop all the company?
15:01Sammy, get a pillow and get up
15:03Wait, it's actually there
15:05Give me a shoe, I need a shoe
15:07It's here, it's here, move, move
15:09I didn't get it
15:14The terrace is well known as an area where things can get hot and steamy
15:18But as this next unseen clip shows, that's not always the case
15:23Shall I get one of the blankets of the bird to double up?
15:28It's going to have to have a run
15:31Come back after the break to find out
15:33I've been there
15:49Welcome back to Love Island All-Stars Unseen Bits
15:53Wake up every morning
15:55It's time to strap in
15:57Now suck it in
15:59Oh, no, don't do that
16:03We have an unseen clip that'll make your eyes water
16:06What just happened to my eye?
16:07Look
16:08Oh, yeah
16:10Charlie's fucking farted on my eye
16:12Not me
16:14We're cooking on gas
16:15We're cooking on gasolina
16:17No, definitely just gas
16:21A little squeaky arse on you today, is it?
16:23I thought that was going to be a quiet one
16:32Don't dance like that
16:34We are here for all the moves
16:36I need to learn how to dance
16:38It's like
16:39Keep it easy
16:40Keep the arms loose, shoulders
16:42Yeah
16:43See?
16:44You got it
16:45The party's in the kitchen and nothing is off the menu
16:48Winner-winner chicken dinner
16:49Winner-winner dick for dinner
16:51Did you say?
16:52Winner-winner dick for dinner
16:55So sit back and devour all these tasty unseen delights
16:58Can I ask you a question, right?
16:59Serious question for everyone
17:01Go on
17:02You know the chicken that you get in the packet that looks like ham
17:06What do you call it?
17:07Chicken
17:08Slice chicken
17:09Do you not call it chicken ham?
17:10No, it's sliced chicken poo
17:11I call it chicken ham
17:13We've called it that forever
17:14Belle, everyone knows that chicken ham is a town in Wiltshire
17:17Keep moving on
17:21Before the break we saw Jess, Belle and Helena on the terrace
17:26Well, here's
17:27What happened next?
17:28Oh, she's on the floor
17:42Did you just...
17:43I just fell for the door
17:48That's not good
17:50I disagree, Helena
17:52That was so good
17:54The great thing about the band all-stars is that they are all-stars
18:00So we don't have to learn any of their names because we already know them
18:04Don't we, Charlie?
18:05So it's like, if they want to chat to you
18:07Because I think, to be fair, Liam
18:09Sorry
18:10Not Liam
18:11Whoa, whoa
18:12Whoa
18:13Kieran
18:14Kieran
18:15Kieran
18:16The other Welsh dragon
18:17I've had so many conversations today
18:19And even, like, the boys are a bit younger
18:21They seem older
18:22You're not wrong
18:23Liam
18:24Even Tommy as well
18:25He's younger than Liam
18:26Yeah, I just spoke to him
18:27You know, I'll keep calling
18:28You just call...
18:29Yeah, I'll keep doing it
18:30Just call him Liam again
18:31You must stop mixing up your names
18:33I'm so bad
18:34This is a really, really bad trait
18:35But I'll keep doing it
18:36I don't know, they're getting more ready today
18:37Anyway, yeah, Kieran
18:39No, I can see that's why it was for you and Liam, but...
18:42What?
18:43I've done that again
18:44I just did this earlier
18:45What?
18:46I just said the wrong name, didn't I?
18:48What did you just say?
18:49You and Liam?
18:50Yeah
18:51What is my ex's name?
18:52No, I know
18:53But I meant Kieran
18:55I did it earlier with the girls
18:57I don't even know the bloke
18:59You keep calling Kieran later
19:01Yes
19:02When it comes to names, our Charlie really is a proper Charlie
19:13This series, the all-stars are already reaching new heights as its next unseen clip shows
19:18How tall are you?
19:196'5
19:206'5?
19:216'5, yeah
19:22How tall are you?
19:235'7
19:24It's Love Island Tall Stars Unseen Bits
19:28You don't look that short to be fair
19:30How tall are you?
19:315'4, 5'5
19:32Are you?
19:33How are you taller than that?
19:35What are you, 5'7?
19:375'7
19:38I wish I was at 5'2
19:39I wish I was 6'6, I think it just sounds cooler
19:416'5, like 6'4 sounds cooler
19:43And then you've got 6'6, 6'6, 6'5 is just better
19:45I'll tell you 6'5
19:47Yeah, fair
19:49Yes, Tommy, I'd say I was like 6'7, 6'7
19:516'7
19:526'7
19:537'7
19:545'7
19:55like whitney i feel that laughter in a relationship is the most important thing
20:03and god knows i've been giggled at by girlfriends in the past i think laughing in a relationship
20:08is very important mhm agreed because the hard times will come they will so you should be able
20:14to laugh through it i can imagine though you'd be fucking fiery like are you fiery in terms of what
20:20so for example just say like we have an argument yeah are you like are you a calm person in an
20:25argument what kind of argument is this all right well we need to make up a scenario go on hit me
20:29i love a scenario scenario right let's make it like petty okay whoa what's this a petty argument
20:37are you two about to have a all-stars kitchen sink drama starring whitney and connor
20:49but they're not in the kitchen and there's no sink oh it's your acting back yeah i'm bringing
20:56my attention to the garden babe it's definitely your turn to do the dishes tonight but wait
21:03whose hands actually do dishes well i think it's i think it's yours and you think it's mine
21:08but we need to come to a conclusion okay okay all right ready yeah where's the what's it called
21:14again the slate yeah action babe 100 it's your turn to do the dishes tonight no it's not
21:22so i did them last night so because i did them last night it has to be your time tonight
21:27all right fine i'll do it oh so you're not even arguing with me no but i'm airing you all night
21:35like forget me but you're gonna do it i'll do it but i'm not talking to you ah see now that's that's
21:41hard because yeah i won't speak to you because i feel stuff right yeah so we sat down we'll be sat
21:46there watching tv i'll be like i'll be like oh come on don't touch me like what's up what's wrong babe
21:54nothing well they're obviously your energy's off all right i'm tired i'm going to bed
22:00i did them last night but i'm just like why are you arguing about dishes like it's not that deep
22:07just do the dishes it's not that deep right i think what we need to do then for the future
22:12if you say about it we need a time table no we don't fucking it's just like if you see plates
22:18and they say do the dishes okay so i think that's actually right we're done with the acting now
22:22but we still don't know who was right and who was wrong though it's not about who's right or who's
22:27wrong we should be on the same team hey charge it
22:31our challenge team do a brilliant job of inventing games for our all-stars to play and because they'd
22:42like to keep their jobs they've asked me to state that this game has nothing to do with them
22:46do yous ever play the uh the word game on your series yeah the word game no
22:52all right so i'll say like i you go went kieran like you've got no time to think of it
22:56i went to like literally just go around like yeah right i went to the shops yesterday and
23:08of eight two pairs of apples where i shit in the toilet bowl
23:21what
23:22you gotta keep it like one sentence you know what i mean
23:26and together we should get some birds in the gaff tonight
23:37full stop explanation point
23:43go on shak start us off all right um
23:47tonight i will steal
23:52to women
23:56at my
23:58pleasure
24:00whenever
24:02i
24:04want
24:05to
24:07lick
24:08or you could say that words aren't my thing that's why i'm on love island not countdown
24:30we're all south islanders are well known for living their lives online so when a social
24:39media ban is forced upon in the villa they invent their own snack chat all right question
24:46if you went into a corner shop what chocolate are you picking either a snickers or the dairy
24:53milk marvellous creations i was just about to say that is my favorite yeah i'm a kit kat
24:58i don't really like chocolate but probably twix i get it no it's a go-to it does the job
25:07or malteasers
25:08oh i love a malteasers so kieran what are you choosing i'm between terry's chocolate orange
25:13or the crunchy rocks have you ever had them oh they're actually nice they're unreal sean what
25:18chocolate bar would you be picking probably like a double decor like a toffee crisp oh i changed
25:22my mind i'm with whitney toffee crisp i love a toffee crisp what are you choosing
25:26you know the dairy milk dime one oh i love yeah dime is underrated i'm not gonna lie
25:34a boost oh that's a bagging one a boost i love a boost i used a little yorkie when i was
25:41a kid as well i love a yorkie solid just solid chocolate chocolate munchies yeah i like munchies
25:48a pack of munchies i love galaxy counters oh or minstrels thanks my mum loves minstrels i love
25:59minstrels do you suck or do you chew them straight away i stick them in the microwave for 30 seconds
26:09what the fuck and then what and then just eat it straight away yeah no it's so nice mini eggs oh
26:17i love a mini egg don't like oreos no but yeah that's it jess has cancelled oreos
26:24this next unseen bit from jess is giving tiktok trend it's giving problem solving it's giving me a
26:36complete bloody headache if i'm being totally honest with you right i have a joke is it or is it a riddle
26:43i think it's a riddle there's 30 cows in a field yeah and 20 chickens in a field or not yeah in a
26:51field so 30 cows and 20 chickens 28 were killed 28 what oh 28 whatever ones yeah wow 28 at the chickens
27:0328 and the chickens yeah 28 and the chickens okay the chickens yeah how many left my brain hurts
27:11what's the answer the solution is on its way well i hope it is
27:16welcome back to round three of love island all stars unseen bits
27:28and the gloves are off
27:33god we're not fuck our islanders are bobbing waving and burping like no one's watching
27:40uh pardon me we promise you a boat pack with heavyweight highlights of some knockout action
27:46i'm only that my tofu's hung up is it that's your mint isn't it is that i'm in
27:51what it fucking looks like yeah yeah it's a minute i've got my fucking composite come on
27:58expect fancy foot walk
28:00it comes yeah yeah but be warned there's going to be a lot of trash talk and when i say trash
28:08i do mean absolute rubbish oh you're full of confidence yeah i've got it you've been pulled
28:14left right and rhubarb what's that one left right and rhubarb left right and rhubarb i think it's
28:20class but what's it supposed to be left right left right and center but it's like a little rhyme
28:24isn't it left right and rhubarb i don't get it rhubarb and custard i don't actually get it
28:31i can't make sense of it myself
28:45earlier we saw jess challenging our all-stars to solve a famous riddle from tiktok well i say famous
28:50but i'm not sure jess knows this riddle as well as she first thought there's 30 cows in a field
28:55yeah and 20 chickens 28 were killed how many left so what's the answer still 30 cows there's 30 cows
29:08and 12 chickens no yes there is i don't think i'm explaining the right i think it's still 30 cows
29:13there's no chickens left you cocked up the question jess it's supposed to be there are 30 cows and 28
29:19chickens in a field how many didn't but we don't really know what how many chickens are there we don't
29:25even know what anything about this field so what is the answer she doesn't even know i don't know i
29:32can't remember it the answer is of the 30 cows 28 the chickens which means 10 cows didn't eat chickens
29:42hang on cows don't eat chickens oh this whole thing's stupid i'm moving the clock on
29:50here's an unseen bit of tommy talking to sammy about his education
29:54oh yes this boy is more than just a pretty face i went to uni for three months three months it was
30:00honestly probably one of the worst decisions i've ever made in my life yeah so basically i went to one
30:05lecture and one seminar right and both of them were like icebreakers so imagine like we're sitting here
30:10in class now yeah it'll be like i'll get to know each other's names and then everyone will say their name
30:15and like an animal that starts with their letter so basically yeah it's a base
30:21i don't actually remember no i'm not even gonna say tell me please no no like everyone was going
30:25around like oh no no it's so bad tiger or something um yeah i wish i said a time i said a telly tubby
30:33what that's a yeah no it sounds you're like what the fuck is this geezer talking about but anyway
30:38i'm so confused i thought you had to say an animal it is an animal isn't it a telly tubby yeah it's like
30:42a cartoon character isn't it yeah an animal cartoon isn't it or maybe not is it not anyway not important
30:50the point was i went to one lecture and one seminar guess how much my debt was how much for one lecture
30:58one seminar nine and a half grand it oh tommy telly tubby say no
31:06since humanity reached out to the stars only a privileged few have been lucky enough to look
31:11down on planet earth from space who would have thought that one day the experiences these pioneers shared
31:18would be chat up fodder for a corporate fitness coach on love island yeah i'm unreal it looks like the
31:27planet what planet your eyes look like the planet you know like from space what uh yeah what can we
31:34call that what can be your nickname i can't call you planet earth that's kind of cute i'll be planet
31:42planet earth oh i don't really roll off the tongue does it no no oh it could have been worse charlie
31:51you could have called millie uranus
31:58you join us in the kitchen for a mexican standoff it's a 2026 all-star rap slap battle
32:04oh wait you gotta slap each other no dodging just take take the fucking slap
32:25oh wait let's go again let's go again
32:35karen's almost gone
32:39now you've only got a little peck out now
32:41oh
32:52are we going to go you've already played we've got one left connor give jess the big one
32:55yeah
33:14i've lost mine
33:19i thought we were going to recenter hey that is hilarious
33:25that was the 2026 all-star rap slap battle now can you pick up those tortillas for me kieran
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34:52march good luck
35:11welcome to the final part of love island all-stars on c-bets give it beans it's time it'll be like
35:17you gotta pull the faces
35:25sorry we're not going to slow down we've got too much to squeeze in
35:36that is so cold
35:40that is so nice
35:42so giddy up as we're not ones to bottle out of the big questions what's it called when you have
35:48like a romance on holiday
35:49a holiday romance that's it sorry just the other way around
35:56but we'll make you go weak at the knee i'm telling you mate when you can see me running you best believe
36:02i'm going
36:10so keep your eyes glued to our all-stars
36:14don't even think of looking away
36:19don't look away
36:22blink and you'll miss the gold rush of awesome unseen clips you still have in store
36:26so get ready to hear more from our all-stars than you bargained for
36:31sorry i just burped in my mouth
36:33i kind of heard it but i didn't want to like embarrass you and say that
36:40i just all my hands
36:44let's move on to another unseen clip
36:47oh no right i'm leaving honestly get my ticket i'm going back to carnage
36:51i have no idea what this unseen clip is about but it all sounds like somebody's coughing up a furball
36:59couture
37:01hmm
37:02couture couture couture no
37:04couture couture couture couture that's wrong what are you saying couture i feel like we're seeing
37:09this you're saying chore where's the cht it's sure it's couture no i'm saying it wrong completely
37:14couture couture couture couture couture couture couture club couture club perfect
37:20couture i've just said that i've said it's saying couture club couture club couture couture
37:25where's the ch in that word how you say things though like couture no it's not always pronounced
37:32how it's spelled yeah exactly that's just that's just how it is you just said you say butter yeah
37:36that's my point i'm saying is you pronounce the t in this one yeah i said better how do you say water
37:43water oh same i don't know actually it depends like no if i say like if i'm asking you like make
37:48me a glass of water there's a day in it is there water yeah no no see you say see i'm not funny i
37:54just sound funny because i'm welsh i got shit but you just all think i'm funny all right kieran don't
38:01be telling everyone this secret my accent is my money maker i don't want every tom dick and harry
38:06neck in my work
38:12it can be an odd situation coming in as a bombshell thankfully connor is all about the odds odds on
38:18me getting this in my mouth have you ever played on something back in the repping days but i can't
38:23know how it works says do you have to cut it's all the numbers in it no you've got to say like for
38:28example odds on 10 you have to jump in the ball for example right so it's for example yeah odds on
38:36whoever has to jump into the pool out of 10 danica do you go then three three three two one say another
38:43yeah if it adds up to 10 if it adds up to the same number you've got to go and do the there okay cool
38:49odds on you kiss a helena kissing helena yeah how am i going to go until you tell me you kiss helena
38:58okay cool yeah okay so three three two one six huh
39:08right you ready get your acting on did you get packed to get a bar no i think one of us
39:15you don't want to listen i don't want to listen chat me and connor done odds on and then i won
39:23and i said tell shaq but he kissed you i've watched the season so connor's telling shaq now
39:29so i just wanted to tell you when you went to the secret garden yeah i had a chat with helena
39:34yeah and we ended up like having a kiss you kiss helena yeah right okay so i thought it was only
39:40right for me to tell you right okay and it was like i don't even know how it happened it was just
39:44like yeah he's looking over he's looking over he's looking over the girl's stop looking so make
39:50it obvious i'm taking a piss he should have dragged it out way longer no that was good that was good
40:04that was good that was good as far as his acting goes it wasn't really giving hollywood
40:09more holly oaks
40:14there's been so much happening in the villa over the last 10 days
40:20but there's only been one thing on the lips of our islanders each other and here's the proof
40:37i kiss
40:48for fun
40:50To kiss, I use my tongue, la, la, la, like this
40:54La, la, la, like what, what, la, la, like this
40:58La, la, la, la, like what, what, la, la, la, like this
41:02I kiss for fun, it's fun to kiss
41:06I use my tongue, la, la, la, la, like this
41:10Oh, I think I just kissed
41:11Your afternoon, afternoon smooch
41:14It's the moment you've all been waiting for
41:18The highlights of the week, shout it out loud and proud
41:21Because it is
41:23What is it?
41:24Oh, I forgot what it's called
41:25Beach Up Bamboozle or some shit
41:28Bamboozle
41:28Oh, come on, you can do better than that
41:31Beach Up Bonanza, let's go
41:33That's more like it
41:35It's Beach Up Bonanza
41:39And this time I asked our all-stars
41:43To tell me their celebrity crush is
41:45My celebrity crush is Sabrina Carpenter
41:48Loved the music, loved the vibe
41:50And she's obviously into the Irish as well
41:51So you never know
41:52Okay, Ronaldo for a start
41:54Cristiano Ronaldo
41:55Absolute smash, 10 out of 10
41:58DM'd him as well a few times
41:59Definitely didn't get a reply
42:01Joe Swash
42:03The girls were always like
42:05What do you mean?
42:05And I'm like, fear
42:06For the girls that get it, get it
42:08And for the ones that don't
42:09Don't worry about it
42:10Do you know what I mean?
42:11I'm gonna go with Oprah
42:13So she's a bit older
42:14She's a bit of an older woman
42:15But she's got a lot of knowledge
42:16And a lot of wisdom
42:17Michael Schofield from Prison Break
42:20I like myself a bad boy
42:22Lil Wayne
42:23Let's not even get into my obsession
42:26Let's not even open that kind of worm
42:28Mate, probably Maya Jammer
42:30Whenever she comes in
42:32It's like, wow
42:33I would couple up with her in a heartbeat
42:35Okay, you know Scarlett Johansson
42:38From The Avengers
42:40I feel like we could be on the street
42:42And I wouldn't even have to step in
42:43If there was an intro
42:44I want to send her off
42:45And she can protect me
42:47There's something about Louis Theroux
42:51Could dabble with that
42:52Do you know what I mean?
42:54The fish from Shark Tale
42:55I can't remember what her name is
42:56What's the female fish in Shark Tale?
42:59Lola from Shark Tale
43:02I don't know what it is
43:03She had that sexy voice
43:04And it's probably something to do
43:05With the fact that
43:06She is voiced by Angelina Jolie
43:08Yes, I know she's a fish
43:10But she's sexy
43:11Eight-year-old me was like
43:12That is a bit of me
43:13If I was a fish
43:14You know, Goku
43:15From Dragon Ball Z
43:17He's fine as hell
43:18Edna Crabapple
43:21From The Simpsons
43:22But Vegeta's fine shit too
43:23There's a scene where
43:25She's kissing Principal Skinner
43:26And while they're kissing
43:27I was thinking
43:28That jammy fucker
43:29What are those
43:29Being in his position?
43:30I feel like I'll pick Goku
43:34Yeah, he's the stronger one
43:36I'm going to go Velma and Daphne
43:38Scooby-Dooby-Doo
43:38If I have to choose one
43:40Between Daphne and Velma
43:42It would have to be Daphne
43:44And I'm sorry Velma
43:45I think you're beautiful
43:46But I think me and Daphne
43:48Would just get along with that
43:49A little bit better
43:49It's a cartoon
43:50We're all about
43:51Come back next time
43:55For more
43:55Rage up in Nanta
43:59That unseen bet's
44:03Almost coming to an end
44:05At least it was memorable
44:06Do you know what I mean?
44:07There's nothing worse
44:08Than being
44:09Non-remembered
44:11Is that a word?
44:12Non-remembered?
44:15No
44:16You just made it one
44:17Irrememberable
44:18Is that a word?
44:21Irrememberable
44:21Yeah
44:22That's such a good word though
44:24I don't know
44:25Unremarkable
44:26Yeah, that's a good one
44:28Un-noticed
44:30What is the word
44:31I'm looking for?
44:32Un-
44:33I don't know
44:34Forgotten
44:34Unforgotten?
44:36No, forgotten
44:37Forgotten
44:37Yeah, alright
44:38Fair, we'll go with that
44:39Yes, that's unseen bits
44:40All over
44:41Totally unremarkable
44:42Unnoticed
44:43And probably slightly unhinged
44:45Bye
44:46Bye
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