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Rented a Billionaire Husband for Christmas FULL EP
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00:00:00So I'm fighting the space shuttle for the second time, and this guy passes out.
00:00:08All right, it's about that time.
00:00:10So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:00:19Yeah, him.
00:00:21Hi!
00:00:23Just playing along.
00:00:24Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:30Happy New Year!
00:00:53You have a cute scar.
00:00:55It's just my birthmark.
00:00:58If you want me to stop, tell me now.
00:01:02I don't want you to stop.
00:01:03I don't want you to stop.
00:01:04I don't want you to stop.
00:01:05I don't want you to stop.
00:01:06I don't want you to stop.
00:01:07I don't want you to stop.
00:01:08I don't want you to stop.
00:01:08I don't want you to stop.
00:01:09I don't want you to stop.
00:01:10I don't want you to stop.
00:01:11I don't want you to stop.
00:01:12I don't want you to stop.
00:01:13I don't want you to stop.
00:01:14I don't want you to stop.
00:01:15I don't want you to stop.
00:01:16I don't want you to stop.
00:01:17Ah, I was so drunk last night.
00:01:37I can't remember who I was with.
00:01:42I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:01:47Happy New Year.
00:01:52Sam, it's me.
00:01:53Hey, find me the girl from last night.
00:01:55I don't care how.
00:01:56Just do it.
00:01:58I will find you.
00:02:04Maximus, can you get married already?
00:02:08Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend.
00:02:11I need grandkids.
00:02:12I need you to...
00:02:13Message received, Mom.
00:02:15I need to go now.
00:02:16I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:02:26Seven years.
00:02:27Why can't I ever find you?
00:02:30And why do you still haunt me?
00:02:39Still thinking about that girl?
00:02:41Boss, it's been years.
00:02:42I'm ready to go to the inspection now.
00:02:48Your vest, sir.
00:02:50But first, we found her fake Christmas wife.
00:02:52She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:02:54Blonde hair, red top.
00:02:55And, sir, make sure you use an alias.
00:02:58We can't have her know you're the Harrison Group CEO or she'll jack up the price.
00:03:01Good.
00:03:03Finally, I can get my mother off my back.
00:03:04One iced vanilla latte, please.
00:03:10And one hot chocolate.
00:03:13I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy.
00:03:16Now, Auntie Deborah and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore.
00:03:21Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend.
00:03:23It's just for Christmas.
00:03:25But, Mommy, why do we have to rent a daddy?
00:03:27Where's my real one?
00:03:36I'll tell you when you're older.
00:03:38Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:48Daddy!
00:03:49No!
00:03:50What?
00:03:50Daddy!
00:03:57No!
00:03:58I'm sorry.
00:04:00I'm not your dad.
00:04:02No, I know you're my daddy.
00:04:03Just as handsome as I thought.
00:04:05Oh.
00:04:06Mommy, hurry!
00:04:07Your fake Christmas husband has arrived!
00:04:17I asked the agency for an average-looking guy.
00:04:19He's gorgeous.
00:04:27Why does it feel so familiar?
00:04:30She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:04:32Blonde hair, red top.
00:04:34You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:04:36So, you're my new Christmas wife?
00:04:39See, I knew you were the new daddy we had, right?
00:04:41Hi, my name's Piper.
00:04:42What's your name?
00:04:44Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:04:46Max, Aurelius.
00:04:48Eva.
00:04:48I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:04:54I just need a wife for the holidays.
00:04:57I guess mom gets her grandkid, too.
00:05:00So, per our agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...
00:05:06$1,000 an hour?
00:05:07Well, yeah.
00:05:09It's $500 a day.
00:05:11Is that enough?
00:05:13That's the most that I can pay you.
00:05:14Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:05:16That's what I agreed with the agency.
00:05:18You'll make your thousands over the week.
00:05:20Look, my requirements are simple, okay?
00:05:22Play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown, and we all pretend to be one big, happy family.
00:05:28And then my family will get off my back, so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:05:32So she's getting pressure from her folks, too.
00:05:37Fine.
00:05:38But you have to help me get my mom off my case, too.
00:05:43Okay.
00:05:44Deal.
00:05:44Deal.
00:05:47Ready to go get married?
00:05:48Wow.
00:06:03Clean up nice.
00:06:05This is my wedding day, after all.
00:06:07Pictures.
00:06:11Y'all guys are supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:39Okay.
00:06:39Well, I think we got it.
00:06:43Ooh.
00:06:44I need some photos of us together, too.
00:06:47To prove to my parents that I'm actually married and have a happy family.
00:06:50Yeah.
00:06:51Of course.
00:07:02Happy holidays, Mom.
00:07:04From my family to you.
00:07:09Bad news, boss.
00:07:15The agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife bailed last minute.
00:07:19Wait, she bailed?
00:07:21Then who is...
00:07:21Who is she?
00:07:27Whatever.
00:07:28It doesn't matter.
00:07:30I've got what I need.
00:07:31Sam, don't worry about it.
00:07:34I already found someone.
00:07:41Okay.
00:07:41Well, I think it's time for us to go.
00:07:44Christmas shopping waits for no one.
00:07:46Christmas shopping?
00:07:47I mean, I should come.
00:07:49Look, if you want me to be the husband in this fake it to your family plan, I think I should
00:07:53have some say in the gifts.
00:07:55It'll make it more believable.
00:08:00Fine.
00:08:01Yeah, fine.
00:08:01Okay.
00:08:02You can come.
00:08:03Let's go.
00:08:11Which mall are we going to?
00:08:13Um, let's go to that one.
00:08:15Oh, let's go to the bank.
00:08:20Oh, what the actual fuck?
00:08:27Sam, is Maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:08:33Get me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:08:39She does kind of look like him.
00:08:44So when we give these gifts to my parents, we will say they're from you.
00:08:49Here, let me get this.
00:08:52I'm going to love you, Max.
00:08:53Oh, so I was, uh, thinking that since we're married, we should probably kiss once or twice
00:09:04in front of them.
00:09:06Okay.
00:09:07Should we use our tongues or?
00:09:09No, no, definitely not.
00:09:11And absolutely no.
00:09:12Sex?
00:09:13Yes.
00:09:15It's strictly business.
00:09:16Anything physical outside of that is not happening.
00:09:20What?
00:09:22Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:09:25I just don't want Piper to have messy complications getting in the way of her having a good Christmas.
00:09:31Let's go.
00:09:38Here.
00:09:39What are you doing?
00:09:40I'd never let my woman pick up the tab.
00:09:44Well, I'm not your woman, and this isn't a real relationship, and I don't want your money.
00:09:48Attention shoppers, all bakery items are now 50% off.
00:09:5350% off pies?
00:09:55Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies.
00:09:5712 pumpkin pies.
00:09:58I hear this right?
00:09:58They're the best kind.
00:10:00Hurry up and go.
00:10:01Go.
00:10:01What are you standing here for?
00:10:04Hello there.
00:10:05Hi.
00:10:06You ready?
00:10:06Yes.
00:10:07Yeah.
00:10:07Just these things.
00:10:08Okay, great.
00:10:09We have a holiday special today.
00:10:11Spend $500, get 10% off, and you are just short $15 if you want to take advantage of
00:10:16the deal.
00:10:17Oh, great.
00:10:18Yeah, uh, what do you have that's just $15?
00:10:20Well, can you get a move on?
00:10:22I just got here.
00:10:24Relax.
00:10:25Yeah, yeah.
00:10:28Here, this will do the trick.
00:10:30Okay, thank you.
00:10:33Hurry up and pay.
00:10:37I will pay when I'm ready.
00:10:39You can wait your turn.
00:10:45Damn, my fake wife has some fire in her.
00:10:48Oh, wait, wait, wait, not the pies.
00:10:55Not the pies.
00:10:56You can just set those on top.
00:11:02Hi, guys.
00:11:04I'm going to hand you all these pies.
00:11:09Of quarters.
00:11:11Thank you so much.
00:11:12Of course.
00:11:13I hope you like pumpkin.
00:11:15She bought all 12 pies.
00:11:17Don't worry, I have enough for everybody.
00:11:19Just to give it away.
00:11:20Yeah.
00:11:22Merry Christmas.
00:11:22Bye.
00:11:23Merry Christmas.
00:11:23Merry Christmas.
00:11:28What?
00:11:29You do that often?
00:11:31As often as I can.
00:11:32We should go.
00:11:38We got to pick up paper.
00:11:38Watch out.
00:11:43you done feeling me up
00:12:03shut up
00:12:05sorry i was just in character wifey
00:12:08well stay out of character until christmas
00:12:10and don't be late
00:12:17harrison group
00:12:28do you do construction for them or something
00:12:31sorta
00:12:33not that i'm judging i just
00:12:35need to get my story straight or my mom will eat both of us alive
00:12:39why don't we say that you do
00:12:41mid-level management for harrison group
00:12:43i think that's respectable
00:12:44can we pick another company
00:12:47no harrison group
00:12:49is perfect and they'll find it impressive
00:12:51my cousin's husband works for them too
00:12:53so it's perfect
00:12:54oh
00:12:59and uh wear something nice
00:13:01for christmas dinner don't worry
00:13:03okay i clean up nicely i wouldn't embarrass you
00:13:06too much
00:13:09let's go sam
00:13:30it's time to check out the new hq set
00:13:33look on you're covered in water
00:13:34and you have a hair on your shoulder
00:13:36and it's not yours
00:13:37it's my daughter's
00:13:39your daughter's
00:13:41give me a dna test for that little girl that he's with
00:13:45and i'm gonna do it
00:14:03so much you made it
00:14:07oh
00:14:07missed you
00:14:08so
00:14:09where's this mysterious
00:14:11husband we heard all about
00:14:13He's coming.
00:14:14Please don't tell me Maximus bailed.
00:14:16Good, good, good.
00:14:18So, heard you got a new hubby, sweetie.
00:14:22When's he arriving?
00:14:23Oh, it's probably just some story she cooked up
00:14:27to stop people talking.
00:14:28Poor thing.
00:14:29Not surprising.
00:14:30I mean, she's 30.
00:14:32Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable.
00:14:35No, plus a kid looks so bad on dating apps.
00:14:39This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas.
00:14:44Auntie Pamela?
00:14:45Debbie, my dating life, quite frankly,
00:14:48is none of your concern.
00:14:49We're only worried about you.
00:14:51All these years without a husband.
00:14:54Zip it, Pamela.
00:14:55You know, you always spoiled her rotten.
00:14:59And look what happened.
00:15:00She got knocked up out of wedlock, raising a kid all alone.
00:15:04I'm not alone.
00:15:05Mm-hmm.
00:15:06And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:15:13He's a manager.
00:15:14Manager?
00:15:16Of what?
00:15:17Trash.
00:15:19Probably a cover for criminal activity.
00:15:23You don't have to lie to us, Eva.
00:15:26Actually, he's right here.
00:15:31Oh, wow.
00:15:34Wow, he is really good looking.
00:15:37Oh, must be AI.
00:15:39Mm-hmm.
00:15:41Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills.
00:15:43Fake.
00:15:44That's enough.
00:15:45She's our daughter and your niece.
00:15:47Show some respect.
00:15:49Remember last year when I introduced you
00:15:51to my husband's nephew, William, and you turned him down?
00:15:56Well, guess what?
00:15:57William works for the Harrison Group now.
00:16:00Makes 500 grand a year.
00:16:03That's half a million.
00:16:04Half a million.
00:16:06Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York.
00:16:09And speak of the devil.
00:16:12Willie, you made it.
00:16:16There you are.
00:16:29Oh, look at you now, living the dream.
00:16:33Oh, just think, Eva.
00:16:35Well, you could be driving around in a car like that had you not
00:16:38married that criminal waste manager.
00:16:41So married, huh?
00:16:43Is it serious?
00:16:45That's what marriage is.
00:16:46It's pretty serious.
00:16:48Wow.
00:16:50You must have rushed the time to the night, huh?
00:16:52Makes sense, though.
00:16:53You not being a hot young thing anymore.
00:16:56Dragging that kid around with no daddy.
00:16:58Yeah.
00:16:59A bullet dodged, Willie.
00:17:01Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder.
00:17:03That's right.
00:17:05Just bought this brand-new suit with my Christmas bonus.
00:17:09Women love a man in red, sexy, like Santa Claus.
00:17:13Want to sit on my lap?
00:17:15Don't touch me.
00:17:16Oh, so entitled.
00:17:18Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste.
00:17:22And yet, for some reason, he's willing to overlook your baggage.
00:17:25I mean, look at that car.
00:17:27Could your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:17:30Think of the life I can give you and Piper
00:17:32with all my Harrison Group money.
00:17:34Ditch your nobody husband and marry me instead.
00:17:38I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on Earth.
00:17:42My mom would never marry.
00:17:43She already has a husband.
00:17:45He's going to kick your butt.
00:17:46Oh, my mom would never marry.
00:17:48She already has a husband.
00:17:50He's going to kick your butt.
00:17:51Oh, my mom would never marry.
00:17:52She already has a husband.
00:17:54He's going to kick your butt.
00:17:55Is that so?
00:18:00Well, then, where is he?
00:18:03Because I don't see him.
00:18:04Does anyone see him?
00:18:08No.
00:18:09Just like I thought, telling lies just like Mommy.
00:18:14That puts you on the naughty list.
00:18:16And let me show you what happens to naughty children.
00:18:20What?
00:18:22Hey.
00:18:23Mommy.
00:18:24Hey.
00:18:25Are you okay?
00:18:26I see your hands.
00:18:27Oh, my God.
00:18:28I'm going to take her in and get her packed stuff, okay?
00:18:30Come on, honey.
00:18:31Let's go.
00:18:32What the hell's the matter with you?
00:18:35How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:18:38Let me go.
00:18:40Let me go.
00:18:41Now, why would I go and do a thing like that when I'm having such a good time?
00:18:45Why?
00:18:46Let me go.
00:18:47Why?
00:18:48Let me go.
00:18:50Let me go.
00:18:51Touch my wife again and I will snap every finger that you've got.
00:18:57Max, you came.
00:18:58Don't worry, sweetie.
00:18:59Where's Piper?
00:19:00William Hitter?
00:19:01William Hitter?
00:19:02Mom, Dead Hub, take her inside.
00:19:03Well, it looks like we have a real Grinch to dispose of.
00:19:07Well, well, well, well.
00:19:08If it isn't a waste marriage I've been hearing so much about.
00:19:09That's right.
00:19:10Now, I'm about to take out the trash.
00:19:14Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, it's an honor to meet you.
00:19:19I'm Max.
00:19:20Eva told us all about you from New York, polite, handsome, just like she said.
00:19:36So well, the subject is not the fact that I've been having such a good time.
00:19:39You know, as well, you don't get the time.
00:19:41handsome just like she said wow he was an ai see he's real and he's more of a man here than
00:19:51william would ever dream to be son of a bitch you just ruined my suit and watch the way that
00:19:56you drive that pristine automobile that car oh my god that's worth more than a house
00:20:04that car it was all over the news when the ceo of the harrison group bought it
00:20:09wait are you
00:20:12like i said i'm just eva's husband and that's all he needs to know i'm not here to put on a show for
00:20:23anyone you really are a criminal aren't you you stole it that car belongs to the ceo of my company
00:20:29jesus how did he get away with it that's what i want to know enough please
00:20:35i trust my daughter she would never marry a criminal
00:20:41max be honest with me where did that car come from
00:20:46how much did you want for it i'll pay you more money than you'd make it three lifetimes
00:20:52so you need a breath man
00:20:55all right that's it i'm calling the cops oh way ahead of you wait what are you feeling nervous diva
00:21:06oh well too late
00:21:09listen hon i believe you but how could max afford a car like that mr smith don't worry it's my car
00:21:24okay it's not stolen yeah if it's yours then prove it thank you cops will be here in 15 minutes
00:21:32enjoy christmas behind bars okay i'll prove that it's mine but then you have to get lost
00:21:37and never show your face around my wife or child again
00:21:41oh so you're a tough guy huh well i hope they serve eggnog in prison
00:21:45loser say one more word and i'll give him a real reason to take me in
00:21:49jesus maybe he is a crime boss it's kind of sexy though
00:21:55here title and proof of ownership
00:22:01mr harrison
00:22:11mr harrison mr harrison
00:22:17just play along
00:22:19merry christmas willie now get the fuck out of here before i kick your ass all the way up to the north pole
00:22:26yes sir i'm so sorry sir i i please take my serious apologies
00:22:31oh that william what a jerk huh he fooled me what can i say let's not let this little
00:22:49misunderstanding ruin the holidays oh now you don't want to ruin christmas oh come on even
00:22:55we were just looking out for you please forgive us mr harrison you know my youngest son is graduating
00:23:02soon do you think that uh you could help him get his foot in the door a job at the harrison group
00:23:08even in the mail room would open doors we are family aren't we family takes care of each other
00:23:16if you guys want a job at the harrison group you can put in an application like everyone else
00:23:20abigail come on talk to her for us didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable yeah i think
00:23:28you need to take care of your own issues first my daughter is just far too busy for your best life
00:23:34with my new son-in-law come on guys let's go in welcome to the family
00:23:42welcome come on
00:23:43hey how do you have that car and how do you know the ceo of harrison group and how do you
00:24:13i told you i work for harrison group remember i have a friend in high places a friend who just
00:24:19hands you keys to million dollar one-of-a-kind luxury cars yes it's the season of giving he knows
00:24:26people has connections he's a big deal kind of guy you're a crime boss aren't you and you best not
00:24:33forget it capiche oh my god just don't blow your cover dad mom thank you so much for letting max and i
00:24:42stay in your home oh honey we're just so happy that you found such a handsome strong good looking
00:24:50i think they get it huh uh how's piper oh she's fine well you guys just get settled in and uh we
00:24:59will go check on her and if your mom takes a cold shower we'll come back and finish decorating the
00:25:04tree great great see you in a bit joey what are you doing okay hey was that not a breach of contract
00:25:18relax it was just a hug
00:25:24we just got here and i'm already exhausted you'll be okay it's just one week kill me now
00:25:30well they would but i need to get paid what are you doing that's weird they were so lovey-dovey just
00:25:42a second ago i don't know something just goes off that's ridiculous i mean what do you want to do
00:25:49make him promise to prove him later here we go piper is all tucked in honey everything looks amazing
00:26:07and happy holidays to the newest member of our family max oh welcome cheers thank you miss smith
00:26:16looks great oh just call me mom honey i had no idea what you liked so i just whipped up a little bit
00:26:23of everything but we all know what eva's favorite christmas dish is right oh no mom's testing him
00:26:30she's trying to see if he's legit you mean to tell me you two are married and you don't even know my
00:26:34baby girl's favorite food
00:26:36oh eva sweetie kicking my foot oh sorry mom i oh jeez
00:26:47it's okay look mom of course he knows it's i would like to hear max say it
00:27:0412 pumpkin pies i hear this right they're the best kind
00:27:10well of course it's it's it's pumpkin pie see are you happy now that's good but something still
00:27:17falls off mom don't make it weird okay we had a whirlwind romance and we eloped before we got to know
00:27:25everything about each other but our marriage is real i guess your mom's just watching too many of those
00:27:31real short shows now those are quality okay well then answer this where's your wedding ring eva
00:27:43where's your wedding ring eva
00:27:47i knew it was a good idea to pick this up
00:27:49well um it's silly face dropped it outside on the sidewalk luckily i was there to pick it up for
00:27:59silly face i am not paying extra for this consider it a christmas gift
00:28:06wowzers nice you can afford this on a waste manager's salary well believe it or not miss smith there is a
00:28:14lot of garbage out there and i'm not just talking about william
00:28:17i'll drink to that i agree with you there so come on guys let's see
00:28:29thank you and this is where y'all will be staying i have another room set up for piper
00:28:42nice and festive for you no complications sorry honey uh mom you know what i should stay with piper
00:28:49tonight oh honey newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart
00:28:52oh i just remembered the city's turning the water off at 10 something about water conservation that
00:29:00means you have 15 minutes to shower 15 minutes honey it's no big deal just shower together
00:29:08shower together
00:29:12just shower together okay you guys have a good night okay
00:29:15shower together okay
00:29:20you heard her
00:29:29Why are you stripping?
00:29:46Well, I can't take a shower with my clothes on.
00:29:48Come on, we're wasting time.
00:29:49You have 15 minutes.
00:29:50Nice try.
00:29:51I am not showering with you.
00:29:53All right, suit yourself.
00:29:55All room for me in there.
00:29:56Not if I meet you there first.
00:29:59Come on, Max.
00:30:16Get out of the way.
00:30:18We agreed, nothing physical.
00:30:19You're the one with the dirty thoughts, wifey.
00:30:22Relax.
00:30:22I won't touch you.
00:30:24Unless you say you want me to.
00:30:26But that'll cost extra.
00:30:32In your dreams.
00:30:42Free to join me.
00:30:42You know, if you keep staring at my ass, you're not going to have me shower while you're left.
00:31:06You wish.
00:31:06Why aren't you getting in?
00:31:09Pray you'll fall for me.
00:31:11It's you who has to worry about resisting me.
00:31:14Oh, yeah?
00:31:15True.
00:31:15Holy shit.
00:31:31Um, this is, I'm, this is going to be harder than I thought.
00:31:36I'll say.
00:31:38What happened to all that cool guy caught in?
00:31:41Still think you can lose it?
00:31:42Baby, I don't think I want you.
00:31:52Max, I shouldn't have.
00:31:56Or maybe we should.
00:31:58God, he's such a good kisser.
00:32:01Why does this feel so familiar?
00:32:04Oh, you're so sexy.
00:32:20Max, we cannot do this.
00:32:22What?
00:32:23I didn't mean to cross any...
00:32:25It's not you, Max.
00:32:26It's us.
00:32:26It's this.
00:32:27This is all an act.
00:32:28Let's not make it more complicated than it is.
00:32:31You're right.
00:32:32I'm sorry.
00:32:35I just need to be sorry.
00:32:36Just...
00:32:41That birthmark.
00:32:51What is that?
00:32:54It's him.
00:32:54The man from New Year's.
00:32:56Is he Piper's father?
00:32:58Why are you acting?
00:33:04Oh, my God.
00:33:06Max is Piper's father.
00:33:08Are you okay?
00:33:10Yeah.
00:33:11I just, um...
00:33:13I just got lightheaded.
00:33:14I think I just need a few more minutes.
00:33:16Alone.
00:33:18Of course.
00:33:22We have a daughter together.
00:33:24Oh, my God.
00:33:24What do I do?
00:33:32I'm going to sleep on the floor.
00:33:34You can take the bed.
00:33:36Thanks.
00:33:39Hey.
00:33:40Are you sure you're okay?
00:33:42Look, fake marriage aside,
00:33:44I'm your husband for the next few days.
00:33:46So, if there's something you need,
00:33:48I can help.
00:33:49I want to help.
00:33:51He's Piper's father.
00:33:53He has a right to know.
00:33:55Um, Max?
00:33:58How would you feel
00:33:59if you found out you had a kid?
00:34:01A child?
00:34:06No, no, no.
00:34:07That's impossible.
00:34:08I'm very careful.
00:34:11Mostly.
00:34:14I just mean I'm not the type of guy
00:34:15to sleep around.
00:34:16Family, to me, is a big commitment.
00:34:19And I don't want any loose ends.
00:34:21You know?
00:34:23Right.
00:34:24He wouldn't want a kid tying him down.
00:34:27I shouldn't tell him about Piper.
00:34:29Why do you ask?
00:34:30No reason.
00:34:32Just curious.
00:34:34No, I feel like you're
00:34:36going somewhere with this.
00:34:37What?
00:34:39No.
00:34:40Well, then,
00:34:41can I ask you a question?
00:34:44Shoot.
00:34:49Where did you get these?
00:34:51And how did you know my exact size?
00:34:53I did not get those.
00:34:55I don't know where those came from.
00:34:57Are you sure?
00:34:57I'm sure you're just not trying to break the contract.
00:35:00Give me that.
00:35:03Give me that.
00:35:04Give me that.
00:35:04Give me that.
00:35:05Woo!
00:35:17Elon,
00:35:18the truth is
00:35:19is that I...
00:35:20Go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:35:25Just a second.
00:35:26Come in.
00:35:28Hey, hon.
00:35:29Oh!
00:35:31Sorry for interrupting,
00:35:32but Piper is asking for a bedtime story
00:35:35before I tuck her in.
00:35:36Think you could take this one, Dad?
00:35:38We're kind of in the middle of something.
00:35:40I can see that.
00:35:42Well, why don't I read it to her?
00:35:43I mean, if you don't...
00:35:45If you don't mind.
00:35:46Well, atta boy.
00:35:48You know what?
00:35:48Just put a shirt on.
00:35:50I'm gonna go get her.
00:35:51Piper!
00:35:52Here comes Grandpa!
00:35:53Here comes Grandpa!
00:35:55He sprang to his sleigh,
00:35:57to his team gave a whistle,
00:35:59and away they all flew,
00:36:01like the down of a thistle.
00:36:03But I heard him exclaim
00:36:04as he drove out of sight,
00:36:07Merry Christmas to all,
00:36:09and to all,
00:36:10a good night.
00:36:11If Piper knew he was her real dad,
00:36:16she'd be over the moon.
00:36:18Good night, Piper.
00:36:23Is her dad still around?
00:36:25Yeah, but he doesn't know it,
00:36:27because you're her dad.
00:36:29Uh, no.
00:36:31That man has no idea
00:36:33what a treasure
00:36:34he's missing out on.
00:36:39Do you really think so?
00:36:40From the bottom of my heart.
00:36:44Maybe I should tell him.
00:36:45He deserves to know.
00:36:53Max.
00:36:57You're Piper's father.
00:36:58I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:37:07I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:37:07Where's Piper?
00:37:32She must have snuck off
00:37:35while we were asleep.
00:37:52God, he's such a good kisser.
00:37:53Just gonna kiss and run?
00:38:04Not on my watch.
00:38:09Yeah, this.
00:38:11I remember this.
00:38:13Good morning, you two love bugs.
00:38:25How was your stay at Chateau Smith?
00:38:28Good morning, Miss Smith.
00:38:29It was, uh, it was great.
00:38:31Wonderful.
00:38:32Well, it's about to get even better.
00:38:36Oh, no.
00:38:37What is that?
00:38:38Sardines and Saltines.
00:38:40It's a Smith family classic.
00:38:42It was my gram-grams favorite
00:38:44during wartime.
00:38:45Don't be shy.
00:38:46Go ahead and grab a handful.
00:38:48Max, you don't have to.
00:38:50No, no.
00:38:50It's okay.
00:38:51It's a Smith family staple.
00:38:54Oh, there we go.
00:39:04Yeah.
00:39:04Yeah.
00:39:13Good?
00:39:14Mm.
00:39:15Good?
00:39:16It's grumpy.
00:39:18Well, you two better get dressed.
00:39:20You gotta go see Aunt Miranda.
00:39:21Could I, um, could I have some water, please?
00:39:26That means there's no escaping Aunt Miranda
00:39:28and her brood this year.
00:39:30What's the deal with them?
00:39:31Every year, Aunt Miranda bullies Piper and I.
00:39:34Says Piper's a fatherless brat, and I'm...
00:39:38Hey, don't worry.
00:39:40I'll protect you and Piper.
00:39:44Better have Sam on standby tonight, just in case.
00:39:47Well, looks like it's time to get dressed up, then.
00:40:02Wait, that earring.
00:40:04Wait, that earring.
00:40:07You like it?
00:40:08I was so bummed when I lost the matching one years ago.
00:40:11Did you lose it seven years ago?
00:40:13I don't really remember the details,
00:40:16but luckily, I was able to find a new pair.
00:40:20Right.
00:40:21Yeah, it's just a common earring.
00:40:23Anyone can have it.
00:40:24Maybe I'm reading too much into it.
00:40:26She can't be the woman from seven years ago.
00:40:30So Ava and Piper still aren't here.
00:40:35But Derek said that Ava got married.
00:40:36What kind of man could she possibly have landed?
00:40:41An aging single mom.
00:40:43Slim pickings.
00:40:45I heard he's in waste management.
00:40:47That explains it.
00:40:49She's probably too embarrassed to show up.
00:40:52Oh, please, Miranda.
00:40:53Look, Ava is your niece.
00:40:55Oh, come on, Grandpa.
00:40:57Everyone knows Ava had a kid with a random one-night stand.
00:41:01Her track record speaks for itself.
00:41:02Exactly.
00:41:03Not like my Sierra,
00:41:05married to a legal advisor for Harrison Group.
00:41:10Oh, they're here.
00:41:13Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:19Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:20Merry Christmas.
00:41:22You must be Grandpa Harold.
00:41:24I am.
00:41:25I'm Ava's husband, Max.
00:41:27Pleasure to meet you.
00:41:28Welcome.
00:41:28You're Ava's husband.
00:41:31But you're gorgeous.
00:41:35But what is handsome is you.
00:41:37Look at you two.
00:41:38You look like you just stepped out of a movie.
00:41:41Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:41:42Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:41:44This is from Max and I.
00:41:45Oh, my goodness.
00:41:46Thank you, Ava.
00:41:47Let me grab that for you, Daddy.
00:41:50Oops.
00:41:51Oh, my bad.
00:41:52Ooh, a homemade gift.
00:41:55How thrifty.
00:41:56Andy, not all gifts are about the price tag.
00:41:59Mommy's right, you mean, old hat.
00:42:01You little.
00:42:04You will not lay a hand on my daughter,
00:42:07or you will lose yours.
00:42:08Oh, I think you broke my wrist.
00:42:12Look what you just did to my mother.
00:42:14My husband is Harrison Group's top legal advisor.
00:42:17He could ruin your life.
00:42:19Mommy, are you okay?
00:42:32I'm fine.
00:42:33I'm just wet, huh?
00:42:34Yeah.
00:42:35It's okay.
00:42:35It's okay.
00:42:38What are you?
00:42:41Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:42:44Did you just slap me?
00:42:46Next time, it'll be a closed fist.
00:42:47You're a fucking psycho.
00:42:49You know what, Ciara?
00:42:50I can take your little insults,
00:42:51but leave my family out of this.
00:42:55Her family.
00:42:57She needs me.
00:43:02You okay, honey?
00:43:04Do I look okay to you, dumbass?
00:43:06Do something.
00:43:07You don't know who you're messing with.
00:43:09I've got the full weight of the Harrison Group behind me.
00:43:12Oh, wow.
00:43:12I'm sure the CEO would love to hear that you're using his company's name to bully people.
00:43:18Like you'd have any idea how a CEO thinks.
00:43:21Let's call him.
00:43:22I'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side.
00:43:25Please.
00:43:26Who do you think you are?
00:43:28Enough.
00:43:31There will be no arguing during Christmas.
00:43:34Fine, Dad.
00:43:35Let it go, Nathan.
00:43:37They're just jealous.
00:43:40For Grandpa's sake, I'll let you off easy.
00:43:43I think you owe Nathan a thank you.
00:43:46I think you owe me a thank you for slapping some sense into you.
00:43:50Do you want me to get the other cheek?
00:43:51All right, that's enough.
00:43:53Everyone come inside and sit down.
00:43:55Is this a joke?
00:44:18Can you please pass me some food?
00:44:20Hold it.
00:44:20Who said you could eat anything else?
00:44:22My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:28My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:32King crab, fresh crab, fresh from Alaska, and grass-fed wagyu.
00:44:38Three times the price, 50 times the flavor.
00:44:42And you don't get a single bite.
00:44:44It's just petty.
00:44:45Maybe so.
00:44:47But gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders.
00:44:51Fine.
00:44:51Then we won't stay and eat with you.
00:44:54Come on, let's go.
00:44:55No, no.
00:44:56Don't you dare leave our family dinner.
00:45:00Grandpa, I'm sorry, but they're treating us like...
00:45:03I know, dear.
00:45:04I just want to have our family together.
00:45:06Fine.
00:45:07We'll let the strays sit and eat with us.
00:45:10Better a stray than a bitch.
00:45:11What was that?
00:45:16I just want to have our family together.
00:45:19Fine.
00:45:20We'll stay.
00:45:21Can I have a little nimble?
00:45:23It's okay, sweetie.
00:45:25We'll get something right after.
00:45:27Like drive-thru?
00:45:29I hope you enjoy food poisoning.
00:45:31That will be a particularly memorable Christmas present.
00:45:36No strays.
00:45:37Ow.
00:45:38Sweetie, sweetie, are you okay?
00:45:39Yes, please.
00:45:41You hit my child.
00:45:42You're fucking crazy.
00:45:43Well, if you'd teach her some manners, maybe I wouldn't have to.
00:45:47Don't worry, baby.
00:45:52I'll handle it.
00:45:55Don't worry, baby.
00:45:57I'll handle it.
00:46:01Piper.
00:46:02Sweetie, are you ready to try the best food you've ever had in your life?
00:46:06Okay, sweetheart.
00:46:09Give me two minutes and one phone call.
00:46:12As if you have a chef on speed dial.
00:46:15Actually, I do.
00:46:17He's such a liar.
00:46:19This ought to be hilarious.
00:46:20Oh, it will be.
00:46:24Sam.
00:46:24Yeah, send the troops and bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:46:29I'm already on my way.
00:46:35Bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:46:37I'm already on my way.
00:46:40You hear this guy?
00:46:42He wants the best king crab in the world.
00:46:44From Antarctica.
00:46:46Now I get why you married him, Eva.
00:46:49His silly delusions are just adorable.
00:46:52Max, what are you doing?
00:46:54Don't worry about it, sweetheart.
00:46:55Santa's already on his way.
00:46:57Actually, five, four, three, two, one.
00:47:07A helicopter?
00:47:14There's no way.
00:47:21How did you pull this off?
00:47:23Sam is like family.
00:47:24I thought I'd introduce you, too.
00:47:25Thanks, boss.
00:47:28Boss?
00:47:29Eva's always been genuine with me.
00:47:31Maybe it's time she knew who I really am.
00:47:33Eva, I think it's time you actually know the truth.
00:47:37I'm Maximus Harrison.
00:47:38You're the CEO of Harrison Krupp?
00:47:43Mm-hmm.
00:47:47Come on.
00:47:49You can stop kidding around.
00:47:51If you were the CEO, why would you be here pretending to be my husband?
00:47:55No, I actually am the CEO.
00:47:57Come on.
00:47:57You can stop the charade.
00:47:59Okay?
00:47:59This is just another favor from that bigwig friend, isn't it?
00:48:01Eva.
00:48:02I'm not pretending.
00:48:05Mr. Harrison, the Antarctic king crab as you requested.
00:48:08How is this possible?
00:48:20This loser brings Antarctic king crab and has his own personal chef?
00:48:27Who are you?
00:48:29I told you.
00:48:30I'm Eva's husband.
00:48:31That chef called him Mr. Harrison.
00:48:33Wait.
00:48:35No.
00:48:35Hold on.
00:48:37You're the actual CEO of the Harrison Group?
00:48:42You're worth more than some whole countries.
00:48:44Hmm.
00:48:45Some of the small ones.
00:48:47I mean, you know that.
00:48:49You work for me.
00:48:50Oh, God.
00:48:51I insulted my own boss.
00:48:53I'm finished.
00:48:59Oh, God.
00:49:00I insulted my own boss.
00:49:02I'm finished.
00:49:03Didn't think Max would commit this hard.
00:49:06Pretending to be CEO is a hell of a move.
00:49:08Worth every penny I'm paying him.
00:49:10For tonight, your feast ends.
00:49:13And with that, your career.
00:49:15You're fired.
00:49:16Fired?
00:49:18Sam?
00:49:22Fired?
00:49:23God.
00:49:24I can't be fired.
00:49:26What?
00:49:28Mr. Harrison, please.
00:49:29You can have as much crab as you want.
00:49:31Please, Mr. Harrison, I'll do anything.
00:49:34Guys, take out the trash.
00:49:37What?
00:49:42And you.
00:49:43Oh, me?
00:49:45Mr. Harrison, come on.
00:49:47That was a Christmas joke.
00:49:48A family tradition.
00:49:50Yeah, well, there's a new family tradition.
00:49:53Sam?
00:49:53Will you do me the honors?
00:50:00Glassly.
00:50:05Merry Christmas, Aunt Mary.
00:50:09Father, do something.
00:50:11Well, you kind of deserve that.
00:50:13I'm leaving.
00:50:15Mmm, pumpkin's my favorite.
00:50:17Come on, sweetie.
00:50:26Daddy had this crab line just for you.
00:50:29Eat as much as you want.
00:50:30Thanks, Daddy.
00:50:34I am so sorry I ruined your Christmas.
00:50:36I just couldn't take them treating you like that.
00:50:38Honestly?
00:50:40This is the best Christmas I've ever had.
00:50:42Well, if you want, we can have many more.
00:50:44Just like this.
00:50:45Does he really mean that?
00:50:48Or is he just playing the part?
00:50:50I can't tell.
00:50:51And that terrifies me.
00:50:58Merry Christmas, Miss Harrison.
00:50:59I brought you a gift.
00:51:01Here's the paternity test between the boss and that little girl.
00:51:03Oh.
00:51:08Oh, this is wonderful.
00:51:12Sam, I have a granddaughter.
00:51:14Tell me everything.
00:51:16Miss Eva Smith, single mother, small town gal, didn't finish high school, currently works in retail.
00:51:22Oh, Maximus, I thought I raised you better.
00:51:26A high school dropout?
00:51:28In the Harrison family?
00:51:30Not a chance.
00:51:32She is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:51:38Maximus seems to like her.
00:51:39Silence.
00:51:40Get me the address where she works.
00:51:42It's Happy Heels on Broadway.
00:51:44That's nice.
00:51:46We own that one.
00:51:47Good work.
00:51:49But take off that stupid hat.
00:51:50Thanks.
00:52:00Thanks.
00:52:01So your dad insisted that I try this wine that he's been saving for 20 years.
00:52:07Sounds like he's happy with his new son-in-law.
00:52:10And how about you?
00:52:14Me?
00:52:15Yeah.
00:52:17Are you happy with your new husband?
00:52:23Eva.
00:52:23That birthmark.
00:52:36Family to me is a big commitment, and I don't want any loose ends, you know?
00:52:42Maximus, there's so much we don't know.
00:52:44So much we're not telling each other.
00:52:46Uh.
00:52:48No feelings, no complications.
00:52:50That's what we agreed upon.
00:52:51Yeah, I didn't sign a contract.
00:52:52Right?
00:52:54Max.
00:52:55Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:52:58It's cold.
00:53:00Maybe I'll go grab some more firewood.
00:53:03Max.
00:53:06I need to tell you something.
00:53:09Something important.
00:53:11What's gotten into her?
00:53:13Is she hiding something?
00:53:15Is this the part where you tell me there's no Santa?
00:53:17I haven't been completely honest with you.
00:53:22Piper is...
00:53:25Piper is...
00:53:28Mommy, Daddy, my hand hurts.
00:53:31Sweetie.
00:53:32Oh, my gosh.
00:53:32It's on a spoon.
00:53:34Must have been when that witch smacked her with the fork earlier.
00:53:36Listen, you stay here with Daddy.
00:53:37Mommy's gonna go get a first date kit, okay?
00:53:39Come on, Piper.
00:53:45Okay, let me see.
00:53:50I promise I won't let anyone hurt you or Mommy again.
00:53:54But that's not true.
00:53:55You're leaving after Christmas, aren't you?
00:53:59Uh...
00:54:00Daddy!
00:54:01No!
00:54:01Well...
00:54:02Don't you dare disrespect my husband!
00:54:14Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:54:18Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:54:19Really?
00:54:20Please stay, Daddy.
00:54:25You think you will sky?
00:54:28Hmm.
00:54:29I wouldn't worry about it.
00:54:32Scars make you look like a badass.
00:54:34I have one, too.
00:54:36Dad.
00:54:38I got that when I was about your age.
00:54:40Some punk came at me with a switchblade.
00:54:43Really?
00:54:44No way.
00:54:45No.
00:54:46It was actually a cactus.
00:54:47But it's still cool.
00:54:50I have something like that on the back of my neck.
00:54:56Piper, how long have you had that?
00:54:58My mom said I had that when I was born.
00:55:06And how old are you?
00:55:07Six.
00:55:08Six?
00:55:09That one night stand was about seven years ago.
00:55:12Okay, I found the first aid kit.
00:55:14Ivor, are you sure we haven't met before?
00:55:16What do I even say?
00:55:20And how do I explain it to Piper?
00:55:23Sorry, honey.
00:55:23This man's your dad, and he didn't know you existed until now.
00:55:27Um, yeah.
00:55:31Can I see your hand, sweetie?
00:55:34Eva.
00:55:34Okay, look.
00:55:42Piper is...
00:55:43Go on.
00:55:55That must be an emergency.
00:55:56Excuse me.
00:55:59Sorry.
00:55:59I'll take this.
00:56:07Mommy, are you okay?
00:56:08Yeah.
00:56:11Mommy's just realizing she's a coward.
00:56:14I don't even have the guts to tell the truth.
00:56:16Why haven't you picked up my calls?
00:56:21I'm telling you, Max, that woman is manipulating you.
00:56:25She's a high school dropout.
00:56:27Doesn't even have a decent job.
00:56:29And she's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:56:32I'm Eva's husband.
00:56:33Max.
00:56:34That man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on.
00:56:39I'm sorry, Max.
00:56:43You can't know Piper's your daughter.
00:56:45Your mother would take her away.
00:56:47After Christmas, it's over.
00:56:51Eva?
00:56:53Maximus?
00:56:53Are you even listening to me?
00:56:56No, Mom, Mom, listen.
00:56:57I'm sorry, okay?
00:56:58Eva's my wife, and I've made up my mind.
00:57:01I'm not leaving her.
00:57:03Eva?
00:57:09Oh, thank you.
00:57:11I need that.
00:57:13For me?
00:57:14Oh, thank you.
00:57:15This is for you, Grandma.
00:57:22Oh, wow.
00:57:24That's so cool.
00:57:25Did you make it?
00:57:26Derek, this is from Eva and I.
00:57:29Oh, thank you so much.
00:57:31Just glad you're here.
00:57:35Got it.
00:57:36Oh.
00:57:37Wow.
00:57:38Damn, these are nice.
00:57:39Grandpa.
00:57:40Language.
00:57:41Little ears.
00:57:47Piper, do you want to go see your present?
00:57:49It's in the other room by the train set.
00:57:51Here, I'll go with you.
00:57:52Remember the song that we sang?
00:57:54Ready?
00:57:54Ready?
00:57:54Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
00:57:57What we got, guys?
00:57:58Billy.
00:57:58Walking home from our house, Christmas Eve.
00:58:04You never told me.
00:58:05Have we met before?
00:58:13Have we met before?
00:58:16She's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:58:21I don't know what you're getting at.
00:58:24Eva, I have the same birthmark as Piper.
00:58:27I don't know what you're talking about.
00:58:37Lots of people have birthmarks.
00:58:38They're very common.
00:58:39I feel so awful, but I can't lose my child.
00:58:42No matter how I feel about him.
00:58:46Maybe.
00:58:47Are you okay?
00:58:50Are the clogs a bad idea?
00:58:56No.
00:58:57I'm fine.
00:58:59Oh, I almost forgot.
00:59:04I got you this.
00:59:06You got me a gift, too?
00:59:08Tis the season.
00:59:09Open it.
00:59:20Gloves.
00:59:35Did you make these?
00:59:37Yeah.
00:59:38I know this is a fake marriage, but that's Christmas.
00:59:42You've already done so much for me.
00:59:44I just wanted to do a little something for you.
00:59:48How did I feel?
00:59:49Warm, right?
00:59:51Yeah.
00:59:52Warm.
00:59:54Soft.
00:59:57Perfect.
01:00:02Thank you, Eva.
01:00:04I've never gotten anything this meaningful before.
01:00:08Really?
01:00:10Yeah, my mom.
01:00:11She partied all the time, and I got gifts.
01:00:15Plenty of them, but I don't think she ever bought one herself.
01:00:19Nothing personal.
01:00:21Well, you deserve it.
01:00:25You're a good guy.
01:00:27And someday you'll find someone special to spend all your Christmases with.
01:00:33And what if that day's today.
01:00:39What if I already found someone special?
01:00:43Right here.
01:00:44Max, we can't...
01:00:56Max, we can't...
01:01:10If you want me to stop, you better tell me right now.
01:01:15I don't want you to stop.
01:01:18I don't want you to stop.
01:01:24No matter how many years pass, I still can't resist him.
01:01:31I don't want you to stop.
01:01:48No matter how many years pass, I still can't resist him as well.
01:01:53Oh, God, you are driving me fucking insane.
01:02:01Piper!
01:02:10Piper?
01:02:13She can't see me.
01:02:23Piper!
01:02:31Eva?
01:02:35Grandma, I'm up here!
01:02:49That was way too close.
01:02:51Yeah.
01:02:53We would have gotten on the naughty list.
01:02:58Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.
01:03:02Can I still unwrap my present?
01:03:07You still haven't given me mine.
01:03:13Let me give it to you.
01:03:22Let's see.
01:03:23Let's go.
01:03:24Let's go.
01:03:25Let's get us up.
01:03:27Huh?
01:03:28Let's go.
01:03:30Let's go.
01:03:31Why are you calling me this morning?
01:03:56Hello?
01:03:58Hello, Eva Smith. I'm Max's mother. Name your price.
01:04:03What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:04:06What?
01:04:07We both know my son is way out of your league.
01:04:10Take the money, leave my granddaughter with us, and go.
01:04:15My son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child.
01:04:19Piper is my daughter, and no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up.
01:04:23So you keep your money, and I'll leave on my own, but I am not handing Piper over to you.
01:04:27Well, there's my beautiful wife.
01:04:32You okay?
01:04:37Look, we made it through Christmas.
01:04:42So I think it's best we go our separate ways.
01:04:47What are you talking about?
01:04:50It's over. It's not that hard to understand.
01:04:53Eva, wait!
01:04:57So last night meant nothing to you?
01:05:08Well, Max, it's not real. None of it was real.
01:05:12So, this is just a goodbye?
01:05:16Didn't realize I was so disposable for you.
01:05:18Look, last night, I let my guard down.
01:05:25But I'm a mother, and my choices affect Piper.
01:05:28And being with you can mess up everything between us.
01:05:30Just tell me what you need.
01:05:32I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:05:37Just say the word.
01:05:44You don't get it.
01:05:46You don't get it.
01:05:54I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York.
01:05:57I won't give up on us.
01:06:19Are we here?
01:06:20Yes.
01:06:22As much as I don't want us to be, we're back.
01:06:28Piper, sweetie, wake up. We're home.
01:06:35How can she just walk away?
01:06:44Don't forget you have to meet my mom.
01:06:46It's part of the agreement, too.
01:06:48Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:06:52You promised.
01:06:53Eva, I haven't asked you for much.
01:06:55Can you do this for me, please?
01:06:59All right, fine.
01:07:01When?
01:07:03Two days.
01:07:04I'll come pick you up.
01:07:05No need.
01:07:07Just send me the address and I'll be there.
01:07:09I know you and mommy thought, but she still really likes you.
01:07:19So don't give up.
01:07:20Okay, daddy?
01:07:22Thank you, sweetie.
01:07:23If there's one thing you should know about your daddy, I always fight for the ones I love.
01:07:39I'll be there.
01:07:40I'll be there.
01:07:41I'll be there.
01:07:42I'll be there.
01:07:43I'll be there.
01:07:44I'll be there.
01:07:45I'll be there.
01:07:46I'll be there.
01:07:48Eva's meeting my mother today.
01:07:49Time to finally tell her the truth.
01:07:52Boss?
01:07:54Boss?
01:07:58Lady and gentlemen, I am so sorry.
01:08:00I need to go in back with my family.
01:08:03Family?
01:08:04Boss, you okay?
01:08:06Never better.
01:08:09Go get her, Max.
01:08:13Give us your best smile.
01:08:15Ah, there he is.
01:08:18Maximus, darling.
01:08:20I have some prospects for you.
01:08:22Nice high society girls from the city.
01:08:25Oh.
01:08:30I told you.
01:08:31I already found the woman I love.
01:08:39Maximus, stop this.
01:08:41That evil woman is scamming you, son.
01:08:45Tell me what kind of woman you want and I'll find you another.
01:08:49You are heir to the Harrison dynasty.
01:08:52No, I'm not.
01:08:55Oh.
01:08:56I work in waste management and I'm a secret crime boss.
01:09:00I'm Eva's husband and I'm a father.
01:09:04What?
01:09:19That's her.
01:09:20The woman who got my son head over heels.
01:09:23Hi.
01:09:26Welcome in.
01:09:27Can I help you find something?
01:09:29I want to try those.
01:09:33Awesome.
01:09:34I'll get them for you right away.
01:09:36Are you?
01:09:37Sure you wouldn't want something more sensible?
01:09:42No, no, no.
01:09:44I know what I want.
01:09:45Size seven.
01:09:47Oh, Bitty can't even walk but she wants $3,000 heels.
01:09:51Come on.
01:09:52She wants the white shoes.
01:09:58Ignore her.
01:10:00She's just grumpy over the holidays.
01:10:02Here, let me help you.
01:10:03Come on.
01:10:04She seems kind.
01:10:05I shouldn't be that impressed.
01:10:17She's just doing her job.
01:10:19How do they feel?
01:10:21Well, I love the style.
01:10:23But it's too small.
01:10:25I think I need a size up.
01:10:27Maybe my feet are still growing.
01:10:31Right away.
01:10:33I'll be right back.
01:10:35She's not only kind, she's patient.
01:10:37Was I wrong about her?
01:10:38Are you gluing the heel back on?
01:10:57Well, who gives a shit?
01:10:59She can't walk.
01:11:03That's just pure evil.
01:11:06Oh, come on, St. Eva.
01:11:10She's in a wheelchair.
01:11:12Who cares?
01:11:13It's the last pair.
01:11:15I get paid commission.
01:11:21I am not doing that, Vanessa.
01:11:24See?
01:11:26This is your whole problem.
01:11:29This is why you'll always be broke.
01:11:33I don't care if she can walk or not.
01:11:36I'm not selling her junk.
01:11:38She has to deal with people like this?
01:11:41People who insult her all day?
01:11:44I'm your manager.
01:11:49Sell the old bitty the shoes or you're fired.
01:11:53Did I stutter?
01:11:54You don't have to fire me.
01:11:55I quit.
01:11:59I don't work here anymore.
01:12:00Listen, don't buy the shoes.
01:12:01They're broken.
01:12:02Spend your hard-earned money elsewhere, okay?
01:12:03You're a good person after all.
01:12:06Looks like I misjudged you.
01:12:07I'm sorry?
01:12:08Why are you still here, Eva?
01:12:09Get out!
01:12:10No.
01:12:11No.
01:12:12I don't work here anymore.
01:12:14I don't work here anymore.
01:12:16Listen.
01:12:18Don't buy the shoes.
01:12:20They're broken.
01:12:21Spend your hard-earned money elsewhere, okay?
01:12:22You're a good person after all.
01:12:26Looks like I misjudged you.
01:12:29I'm sorry?
01:12:31Why are you still here, Eva?
01:12:34Get out!
01:12:40You're not disabled?
01:12:41Selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped?
01:12:46Absolutely shameful.
01:12:48Who are you?
01:12:50I am the chairwoman of the Harrison Group and the owner of the store.
01:12:56You're Eleanor Harrison, mother of the CEO?
01:13:01I am.
01:13:02And you, my dear, are fired.
01:13:05What did I do?
01:13:06What did I do?
01:13:09You are a good person.
01:13:12From now on, this store is yours to run.
01:13:18Are you serious?
01:13:21That's right.
01:13:24Don't be nervous, child.
01:13:26You are professional, responsible, far better than that two-bit manager.
01:13:31You out.
01:13:33I'll leave.
01:13:37I'm leaving.
01:13:41I feel like I'm dreaming.
01:13:44No, don't worry.
01:13:46You're getting a promotion.
01:13:48You deserve it, my dear.
01:13:52First assignment.
01:13:54I want that row.
01:13:56And that row.
01:13:58And that row.
01:14:00And the entire display case.
01:14:02Pack it all up and bring it to my house.
01:14:05Okay.
01:14:07Once we're home, I'll tell her I'm her mother-in-law.
01:14:11I can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter.
01:14:14I'm her mother-in-law.
01:14:15I can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter.
01:14:25She's the mother of a CEO.
01:14:27Of course she lives like this.
01:14:39Mrs. Harrison?
01:14:40I'm here with your delivery.
01:14:44Max?
01:14:45Eva.
01:14:47What are you doing here?
01:14:49I, uh...
01:14:51There you are, Eva!
01:14:53Wonderful we can finally meet each other properly.
01:14:57My new daughter-in-law.
01:14:59What are you talking...
01:15:03That means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group.
01:15:08Well, I tried to tell you, but...
01:15:10Stop!
01:15:12And you?
01:15:13You lied to me at the store!
01:15:15Y-y-you were both just testing me?
01:15:18Is this some sick game rich people play?
01:15:20I'm sorry, Eva.
01:15:22I thought you might be using my son just after his money.
01:15:25But I was wrong.
01:15:27Eva, please.
01:15:28I don't deserve to be treated like this.
01:15:30Not every working-class girl is after your money.
01:15:33How could you think that of me?
01:15:34It's not like that, dear.
01:15:36Eva, what are you talking about?
01:15:39Mom!
01:15:40What did you do?
01:15:41I-I was just trying to get the two of you back together.
01:15:44We're not together.
01:15:46And I can't love something that was never real.
01:15:48I made a horrible mistake.
01:15:52What are you waiting for, son?
01:15:53Go after her!
01:15:55Eva...
01:15:56Let me go!
01:15:57I swear, it's not what you think!
01:15:58Look, we come from two completely different worlds.
01:15:59Stop pretending like you care!
01:16:00I'm not pretending!
01:16:01Okay, I can't fake what we have.
01:16:03In everything I've done for you, and Piper, this is real.
01:16:06Touch my wife again and I will snap every finger that you've got.
01:16:25Max, you came!
01:16:27I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father, just say the words.
01:16:34A good father, just say the word.
01:16:39See?
01:16:42Stop fighting.
01:16:45We belong together.
01:16:48You're wrong.
01:16:49Wrong about what?
01:16:51That you care?
01:16:53Or we belong together?
01:16:54Look, I already told you.
01:16:56We're from two completely different worlds.
01:16:58Now, I held up my end of the deal, and I met your mother, like we discussed.
01:17:02I want a fake divorce from my fake husband.
01:17:08Eva.
01:17:11Eva!
01:17:14I'm sorry, Maximus.
01:17:16Walking away is the only choice I have.
01:17:24Ow!
01:17:26Are you okay, Mommy?
01:17:28Yeah, sweetie, I'm fine.
01:17:30Come here.
01:17:32No, you're not fine.
01:17:40You're sad.
01:17:43I'm okay, sweetie.
01:17:47I miss Daddy, too.
01:17:51I want Max to be my real Daddy.
01:17:56Don't you want to be with him?
01:18:00Love bug.
01:18:01You're right.
01:18:03What am I doing?
01:18:04Running like a coward?
01:18:07I've always taught you to be brave.
01:18:10Now it's time for Mommy to be brave, too.
01:18:14I believe in you.
01:18:15What are you going to do, Mommy?
01:18:17I know exactly what to say to him.
01:18:22Maximus deserves to know.
01:18:24Piper is his daughter.
01:18:25Piper is his daughter.
01:18:32Enough sulking.
01:18:33Go get your wife and my grandbaby back.
01:18:37Don't you think I want to do it.
01:18:39Don't you think I want to?
01:18:40She doesn't want me.
01:18:42I didn't raise you to give up.
01:18:43Your daughter is still out there.
01:18:45You can't abandon her.
01:18:47Mom, you don't get it.
01:18:48I made a deal with Eva to play my wife.
01:18:52And Piper, she was an added bonus.
01:18:55What are you talking about?
01:18:57I already ran a DNA test.
01:19:01Piper is your daughter.
01:19:03What?
01:19:04See for yourself.
01:19:05I was right.
01:19:12Seven years ago.
01:19:14New Year's.
01:19:15That woman was Eva.
01:19:26Eva.
01:19:29Hey.
01:19:31Daddy.
01:19:33Daddy.
01:19:34Piper.
01:19:36Oh.
01:19:37I missed you so much, sweetheart.
01:19:45You came back.
01:19:48I, uh...
01:19:51Don't forget to re-break, Mommy.
01:19:59I, uh...
01:20:01I was scared.
01:20:02But I don't want to be scared anymore.
01:20:06Because what we have is real, and it's worth fighting for.
01:20:10Sweetheart, I have something to tell you.
01:20:13I have something to tell you, too.
01:20:18Piper is your daughter.
01:20:19You knew.
01:20:20My sweet granddaughter.
01:20:23Grandma.
01:20:24Oh.
01:20:27Well, I just found out for sure a few minutes ago, but you've known this whole time?
01:20:31I was scared.
01:20:33Okay?
01:20:33I didn't know if you were going to take her from me.
01:20:35I didn't know how you were feeling.
01:20:38How could you not know how I felt?
01:20:40I love you, Eva.
01:20:55I love you, too.
01:20:56I promise.
01:20:58For the rest of my life, I'm going to make it up to you.
01:21:02As long as we're together, it doesn't matter where we are.
01:21:06Will you marry me, Eva?
01:21:18For real this time?
01:21:20Yes.
01:21:20Yes, of course.
01:21:22I'll marry you.
01:21:27Yes.
01:21:27Yes.
01:21:28Looks like you're stuck with me the next Christmas, and the Christmas after that, and forever.
01:21:43I wouldn't have it any other way.
01:21:50Who's that?
01:21:52Eva!
01:21:55Take me back!
01:21:58I'm sorry!
01:21:58I'm sorry!
01:21:59I'm sorry!
01:21:59You're tired!
01:22:03Looks like I have to take out the trash.
01:22:06Again.
01:22:09No?
01:22:09Not funny?
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