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Rented a Billionaire Husband for Christmas FULL EPISODE
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00:00:00So I'm fighting the space shuttle for the second time, and this guy passes out.
00:00:08All right, it's about that time.
00:00:10So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:00:19Yeah, him.
00:00:21Hi!
00:00:23Just playing along.
00:00:24Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:30Happy New Year!
00:00:53You have a cute scar.
00:00:55It's just my birthmark.
00:00:58If you want me to stop, tell me now.
00:01:02I don't want you to stop.
00:01:03I don't want you to stop.
00:01:04I don't want you to stop.
00:01:05I don't want you to stop.
00:01:06I don't want you to stop.
00:01:07I don't want you to stop.
00:01:08I don't want you to stop.
00:01:08I don't want you to stop.
00:01:09I don't want you to stop.
00:01:10I don't want you to stop.
00:01:11I don't want you to stop.
00:01:12I don't want you to stop.
00:01:13I don't want you to stop.
00:01:14I don't want you to stop.
00:01:15I don't want you to stop.
00:01:16I was so drunk last night.
00:01:37I can't remember who I was with.
00:01:42I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:01:46Happy New Year.
00:01:52Sam, it's me.
00:01:53Hey, find me the girl from last night.
00:01:55I don't care how.
00:01:56Just do it.
00:01:58I will find you.
00:02:04Maximus, can you get married already?
00:02:08Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend.
00:02:11I need grandkids.
00:02:12I need you to...
00:02:13Message received, Mom.
00:02:15I need to go now.
00:02:16I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:02:26Seven years.
00:02:27Why can't I ever find you?
00:02:30And why do you still haunt me?
00:02:31Still thinking about that girl?
00:02:41Boss, it's been years.
00:02:42I'm ready to go to the inspection now.
00:02:48Your vest, sir.
00:02:50But first, we found her fake Christmas wife.
00:02:52She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:02:54Blonde hair, red top.
00:02:55And, sir, make sure you use an alias.
00:02:58We can't have her know you're the Harrison Group CEO or she'll jack up the price.
00:03:01Good.
00:03:02Finally, I can get my mother off my back.
00:03:04I can't wait to meet my new daddy.
00:03:11I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy.
00:03:16Now, Auntie Debra and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore.
00:03:21Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend.
00:03:23It's just for Christmas.
00:03:25But, Mommy, why do we have to rent a daddy?
00:03:28Where's my real one?
00:03:29I'll tell you when you're older.
00:03:38Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:48Danny!
00:03:49No!
00:03:50What?
00:03:57Danny!
00:03:57No!
00:03:58I'm sorry.
00:04:00I'm not your dad.
00:04:02No, I know you're my daddy just as handsome as I've had.
00:04:05Oh.
00:04:06Mommy, hurry!
00:04:07Your fake Christmas husband has arrived!
00:04:17I asked the agency for an average-looking guy.
00:04:20He's gorgeous.
00:04:21Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:30She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:04:32Blonde hair, red top.
00:04:34You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:04:36So, you're my new Christmas wife?
00:04:39See, I knew you were the new daddy we had, right?
00:04:41Hi, my name's Piper.
00:04:42What's your name?
00:04:44Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:04:46Max, Aurelius.
00:04:48Eva.
00:04:49I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:04:54I just need a wife for the holidays.
00:04:57I guess mom gets her grandkid, too.
00:04:58So, per our agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...
00:05:06$1,000 an hour?
00:05:07Well, yeah.
00:05:09It's $500 a day.
00:05:11Is that enough?
00:05:13That's the most that I can pay you.
00:05:14Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:05:16That's what I agreed with the agency.
00:05:18You'll make your thousands over the week.
00:05:20Look, my requirements are simple, okay?
00:05:22Play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown,
00:05:25and we all pretend to be one big happy family.
00:05:28And then my family will get off my back,
00:05:30so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:05:34So, she's getting pressure from her folks, too.
00:05:37Fine.
00:05:38But you have to help me get my mom off my case, too.
00:05:43Okay.
00:05:44Deal.
00:05:44Deal.
00:05:46Ready to go get married?
00:06:02Wow.
00:06:03Clean up nice.
00:06:05It's my wedding day, after all.
00:06:07Pictures.
00:06:07Y'all guys, you're supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:18I need some photos of us together, too.
00:06:46To prove to my parents that I'm actually married and have a happy family.
00:06:50Yeah.
00:06:51Of course.
00:07:02Happy holidays, Mom.
00:07:04From my family to you.
00:07:05Bad news, boss.
00:07:15The agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife bailed last minute.
00:07:19Wait, she bailed?
00:07:21Then who is...
00:07:22Who is she?
00:07:26Whatever.
00:07:28It doesn't matter.
00:07:29I've got what I need.
00:07:33Sam, don't worry about it.
00:07:35I already found someone.
00:07:41Okay.
00:07:41Well, I think it's time for us to go.
00:07:44Christmas shopping waits for no one.
00:07:46Christmas shopping?
00:07:47I should come.
00:07:49Look, if you want me to be the husband in this fake-it-to-your-family plan,
00:07:52I think I should have some say in the gifts.
00:07:55It'll make it more believable.
00:08:00Fine.
00:08:01Yeah, fine.
00:08:01Okay.
00:08:02You can come.
00:08:10Let's go.
00:08:11Which mall are we going to?
00:08:13Um, let's go to that one.
00:08:15Oh, let's go to the bank.
00:08:16What the actual fuck?
00:08:27Sam, is Maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:08:33Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:08:39She does kind of look like him.
00:08:44So when we give these gifts to my parents,
00:08:46we will say they're from you.
00:08:49Here, let me get this.
00:08:52I'm going to love you, Max.
00:08:54Oh, so I was, uh, thinking that since we're married,
00:09:00we should probably kiss once or twice in front of them.
00:09:06Okay.
00:09:07Should we use our tongues or...?
00:09:09No, no, definitely not.
00:09:11And absolutely no...
00:09:12Sex?
00:09:13Yes.
00:09:13This is strictly business.
00:09:17Anything physical outside of that is not happening.
00:09:20What?
00:09:22Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:09:25I just don't want Piper to have messy complications
00:09:27getting in the way of her having a good Christmas.
00:09:31Let's go.
00:09:31Here.
00:09:38What are you doing?
00:09:40I'd never let my woman pick up the tab.
00:09:44Well, I'm not your woman,
00:09:45and this isn't a real relationship,
00:09:47and I don't want your money.
00:09:50Attention shoppers, all bakery items are now 50% off.
00:09:5350% off pies?
00:09:55Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies.
00:09:5712 pumpkin pies.
00:09:58I hear this right?
00:09:58They're the best kind.
00:10:00Hurry up and go.
00:10:01Go.
00:10:01What are you standing here for?
00:10:04Hello there.
00:10:05Hi.
00:10:06You ready?
00:10:06Yes, yeah.
00:10:07Just these things.
00:10:08Okay, great.
00:10:09We have a holiday special today.
00:10:11Spend $500, get 10% off,
00:10:14and you are just short $15 if you want to take advantage of the deal.
00:10:17Oh, great.
00:10:18Yeah.
00:10:18What do you have that's just $15?
00:10:20Will you get a move on?
00:10:22I just got here.
00:10:24Relax.
00:10:25Yeah, yeah.
00:10:28Here, this will do the trick.
00:10:30Okay, thank you.
00:10:33Hurry up and pay.
00:10:37I will pay when I'm ready.
00:10:39You can wait your turn.
00:10:45Damn, my fake wife has some fire in her.
00:10:53Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:10:54Not the pies.
00:10:55Not the pies.
00:10:56You can just set those on top.
00:11:02Hi, guys.
00:11:04I'm going to hand you all these pies.
00:11:09Of quarters.
00:11:11Thank you so much.
00:11:12Of course.
00:11:13I hope you like pumpkin.
00:11:15She bought all 12 pies.
00:11:17Don't worry, I have enough for everybody.
00:11:19Just to give it away.
00:11:22Merry Christmas.
00:11:22Bye.
00:11:23Merry Christmas.
00:11:28What?
00:11:29Do you do that often?
00:11:31As often as I can.
00:11:37We should go.
00:11:38We got to pick up paper.
00:11:38You done feeling me up?
00:12:05Shut up.
00:12:05Sorry, I was just in character, wifey.
00:12:08Well, stay out of character until Christmas.
00:12:15And don't be late.
00:12:16Okay.
00:12:16And don't be late.
00:12:16Harrison Group, do you do construction for them or something?
00:12:32Sort of.
00:12:33Not that I'm judging.
00:12:35I just need to get my story straight or my mom will eat both of us alive.
00:12:39Why don't we say that you do mid-level management for Harrison Group?
00:12:43I think that's respectable.
00:12:46Can we pick another company?
00:12:47No.
00:12:49Harrison Group is perfect.
00:12:50And they'll find it impressive.
00:12:51My cousin's husband works for them, too.
00:12:53So, it's perfect.
00:12:54Oh, and, uh, wear something nice for Christmas dinner.
00:13:02Don't worry.
00:13:03Okay, I clean up nicely.
00:13:05I wouldn't embarrass you.
00:13:08Too much.
00:13:09Too much.
00:13:09Let's go, Sam.
00:13:31It's time to check out the new HQ site.
00:13:33Hold on.
00:13:34You're covered in water, and you have a hair on your shoulder, and it's not yours.
00:13:37It's my daughter's.
00:13:40Your daughter's.
00:13:42Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:13:59Hey, there they are!
00:14:01Hey!
00:14:02Nice to meet you!
00:14:04Aw, Dad.
00:14:05Aren't you made it?
00:14:06Oh, I missed you.
00:14:08So, where's this mysterious husband we heard all about?
00:14:13He's coming.
00:14:14Please don't tell me Maximus bailed.
00:14:16Good, good, good.
00:14:18So, heard you got a new hubby, sweetie.
00:14:22When's he arriving?
00:14:23Oh, it's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking.
00:14:28Poor thing.
00:14:29Not surprising.
00:14:30I mean, she's 30.
00:14:31Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable.
00:14:34Oh, plus a kid looks so bad on dating apps.
00:14:38This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas.
00:14:44Auntie Pamela, Debbie, my dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern.
00:14:50We're only worried about you.
00:14:52All these years without a husband.
00:14:54Zip it, Pamela.
00:14:55You know, you always spoiled her rotten.
00:14:59And look what happened.
00:15:01She got knocked up out of wedlock, raising a kid all alone.
00:15:04I'm not alone.
00:15:06Mm-hmm.
00:15:07And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:15:12He's a manager.
00:15:14Manager?
00:15:15Of what?
00:15:16Trash?
00:15:18Probably a cover for criminal activity.
00:15:22You don't have to lie to us, Eva.
00:15:25Actually, he's right here.
00:15:31Oh, wow.
00:15:33Wow.
00:15:35He is really good looking.
00:15:37Ah, must be AI.
00:15:39Mm-hmm.
00:15:40Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills.
00:15:43Fake.
00:15:44That's enough.
00:15:45She's our daughter and your niece.
00:15:47Show some respect.
00:15:49Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William, and you turned
00:15:55him down?
00:15:56Well, guess what?
00:15:57William works for the Harrison Group now.
00:16:00Makes 500 grand a year.
00:16:03That's half a million.
00:16:05Half a million.
00:16:06Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York.
00:16:10And speak of the devil.
00:16:12Oh, Willie, you've made it.
00:16:27There you are.
00:16:29Oh, look at you now.
00:16:32Living the dream.
00:16:33Oh, just think, Eva.
00:16:35Well, you could be driving around in a car like that had you not married that criminal
00:16:39waste manager.
00:16:41So married, huh?
00:16:43Is it serious?
00:16:45That's what marriage is.
00:16:47It's pretty serious.
00:16:48Wow.
00:16:50You must have rushed to tie the knot, huh?
00:16:52Makes sense, though.
00:16:53You not being a hot young thing anymore.
00:16:57Dragging that kid around with no daddy.
00:16:59Yeah, a bullet dodged, Willie.
00:17:02Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder.
00:17:05That's right.
00:17:07Just bought this brand new suit with my Christmas bonus.
00:17:11Women love a man in red.
00:17:13Sexy, like Santa Claus.
00:17:16When I sit on my lap.
00:17:18Don't touch me.
00:17:19Oh, so entitled.
00:17:22Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste.
00:17:25And yet, for some reason, he's willing to overlook your baggage.
00:17:30I mean, look at that car.
00:17:32Could your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:17:35Think of the life I can give you and Piper with all my Harrison Group money.
00:17:39Ditch your nobody husband and marry me instead.
00:17:43I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on Earth.
00:17:46My mom would never marry.
00:17:52She already has a husband.
00:17:54He's going to kick your butt.
00:17:59Is that so?
00:18:00Well, then, where is he?
00:18:03Because I don't see him.
00:18:05Does anyone see him?
00:18:08No.
00:18:09Just like I thought.
00:18:11Telling lies just like Mommy.
00:18:14That puts you on the naughty list.
00:18:17And let me show you what happens to naughty children.
00:18:22Hey.
00:18:23Mommy.
00:18:24Hey.
00:18:24Are you okay?
00:18:25I see your hands.
00:18:26Oh, my God.
00:18:28I'm going to take her in and get her packed stuff, okay?
00:18:30Come on, honey.
00:18:31Let's go.
00:18:33What the hell's the matter with you?
00:18:35How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:18:37Let me go.
00:18:40Now, why would I go and do a thing like that when I'm having such a good time?
00:18:45Let me go.
00:18:46Let me go.
00:19:01Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
00:19:04Max, you came.
00:19:10How are you, sweetie?
00:19:13Where's Piper?
00:19:15William Hitter?
00:19:17Mom, Dead Hub, take her inside.
00:19:19Well, it looks like we have a real Grinch to dispose of.
00:19:21Well, well, well.
00:19:23If it isn't the Waste Marager I've been hearing so much about.
00:19:27That's right.
00:19:29Now, I'm about to take out the trash.
00:19:33Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
00:19:35It's an honor to meet you.
00:19:37I'm Max.
00:19:38Eva told us all about you.
00:19:39From New York.
00:19:40Polite.
00:19:41Handsome.
00:19:42Just like she said.
00:19:44Wow.
00:19:45He was an AI.
00:19:47See?
00:19:48He's real.
00:19:49And he's more of a man here than William would ever dream to be.
00:19:52Son of a bitch.
00:19:54You just ruined my suit.
00:19:55And watch the way that you drive that...
00:19:57That pristine automobile.
00:19:59That car?
00:20:01Oh, my God.
00:20:02That's worth more than a house.
00:20:05That car?
00:20:06It was all over the news when the CEO of the Harrison Group bought it.
00:20:09Wait.
00:20:12Are you?
00:20:17Like I said, I'm just Eva's husband.
00:20:20And that's all he needs to know.
00:20:22I'm not here to put on a show for anyone.
00:20:24You really are a criminal, aren't you?
00:20:26You stole it.
00:20:28That car belongs to the CEO of my company.
00:20:30Jesus.
00:20:31How did he get away with it?
00:20:32That's what I want to know.
00:20:34Enough, please.
00:20:37I trust my daughter.
00:20:39She would never marry a criminal.
00:20:43Max, be honest with me.
00:20:45Where did that car come from?
00:20:47How much did you want for it?
00:20:49I'll pay you more money than you'd make in three lifetimes.
00:20:53So?
00:20:54You need a breath, man.
00:20:58All right, that's it.
00:20:59I'm calling the cops.
00:21:00Oh, way ahead of you.
00:21:02Wait.
00:21:03What?
00:21:03Are you feeling nervous, Eva?
00:21:06Oh, well.
00:21:09Too late.
00:21:09Listen, hon.
00:21:16I believe you.
00:21:18But how could Max afford a...
00:21:21My car.
00:21:22Okay, it's not stolen.
00:21:23Yeah?
00:21:24If it's yours, then prove it.
00:21:27Cops will be here in 15 minutes.
00:21:29Enjoy Christmas behind bars.
00:21:31Okay, I'll prove that it's mine.
00:21:33But then you have to get lost.
00:21:35And never show your face around my wife or child again.
00:21:38Oh, so you're a tough guy, huh?
00:21:40Well, I hope they serve eggnog in prison.
00:21:42Loser!
00:21:43Say one more word, and I'll give him a real reason to take me in.
00:21:46Jesus, maybe he is a crime boss.
00:21:51It's kind of sexy, though.
00:21:55Here.
00:21:56Title and proof of ownership.
00:22:05Mr. Harrison?
00:22:10Mr. Harrison?
00:22:13Mr. Harrison?
00:22:14He's only alone.
00:22:17Merry Christmas, Willie.
00:22:19Now get the fuck out of here.
00:22:21Before I kick your ass all the way up to the North Pole.
00:22:23Yes, sir!
00:22:24I'm so sorry, sir!
00:22:27Please, take my serious apologies.
00:22:38Oh, that William, what a jerk, huh?
00:22:43He fooled me.
00:22:44What can I say?
00:22:45Let's not let this little misunderstanding ruin the holidays.
00:22:49Oh, now you don't want to ruin Christmas?
00:22:51Oh, come on, Eva.
00:22:52We were just looking out for you.
00:22:54Please forgive us, Mr. Harrison.
00:22:57You know my youngest son is graduating.
00:22:59Soon.
00:23:00Do you think that you could help him get his foot in the door?
00:23:03A job at the Harrison Group even in the mail room would open doors.
00:23:08We are family, aren't we?
00:23:10Family takes care of each other.
00:23:13If you guys want a job at the Harrison Group, you can put in an application like everyone else.
00:23:17Abigail, come on, talk to her for us.
00:23:20Didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable?
00:23:24Yeah.
00:23:25I think you need to take care of your own issues first.
00:23:27My daughter is just far too busy for your best life with my new son-in-law.
00:23:34Come on, guys.
00:23:34Let's go in.
00:23:35Welcome to the family.
00:23:39Welcome.
00:23:40Come on in.
00:23:41Come on in.
00:23:41This is your fault, Pam.
00:23:47You can't tell the difference between AI and reality.
00:23:51My fault.
00:23:52You were the one who was pushing her onto that worm, William.
00:23:55Oh.
00:24:05Hey, how do you have that car?
00:24:07And how do you know the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:24:09And how do you...
00:24:10I told you.
00:24:10I work for Harrison Group, remember?
00:24:13I have a friend in high places.
00:24:15A friend who just hands you keys to million-dollar, one-of-a-kind luxury cars?
00:24:20Yes.
00:24:21It's the season of giving.
00:24:22He knows people.
00:24:24Has connections.
00:24:25He's a big deal kind of guy.
00:24:28You're a crime boss, aren't you?
00:24:29Yeah, and you best not forget it.
00:24:31Capisce?
00:24:31Oh, my God.
00:24:32Just don't blow your cover.
00:24:35Dad!
00:24:36Mom!
00:24:37Thank you so much for letting Max...
00:24:39Strong!
00:24:40Good looking.
00:24:41I think they get it, hon.
00:24:45Uh, how's Piper?
00:24:47Oh, she's fine.
00:24:48Why don't you guys just get settled in and we will go check on her.
00:24:51And if your mom takes a cold shower, we'll come back and finish decorating the tree.
00:24:56Great.
00:24:57All right, see you in a bit.
00:24:58Shall we?
00:24:59What are you doing?
00:25:02Okay.
00:25:04Hey, was that not a, uh, breach of contract?
00:25:10Relax.
00:25:10It was just a hug.
00:25:13Ugh.
00:25:15We just got here and I'm already exhausted.
00:25:17You'll be okay.
00:25:19It's just one week.
00:25:20Kill me now.
00:25:21Well, they would, but I need to get paid.
00:25:28What are you doing?
00:25:30That's weird.
00:25:32They were so lovey-dovey just a second ago.
00:25:34I don't know.
00:25:35Something just feels off.
00:25:36Come on.
00:25:37That's ridiculous.
00:25:38I mean, what do you want them to do?
00:25:40Make out progress to prove it?
00:25:42Let's go.
00:25:45Later.
00:25:48Let's go.
00:25:52Here we go.
00:25:55Piper is all tucked in, honey.
00:25:57Everything looks amazing and happy holidays.
00:26:00To the newest member of our family, Max.
00:26:03Oh.
00:26:04Welcome.
00:26:05Cheers.
00:26:06Thank you, Ms. Smith.
00:26:07Looks great.
00:26:08Oh, just call me mom, honey.
00:26:10I had no idea what you liked,
00:26:12so I just whipped up a little bit of everything.
00:26:15But we all know what Eva's favorite Christmas dish is, right?
00:26:19Oh, no.
00:26:20Mom's testing him.
00:26:21She's trying to see if he's legit.
00:26:23You mean to tell me you two are married
00:26:24and you don't even know my baby girl's favorite food?
00:26:30Ow.
00:26:31Eva, sweetie.
00:26:33Kicking my foot.
00:26:34Oh, sorry, mom.
00:26:35Oh, jeez.
00:26:38It's okay.
00:26:39Look, mom, of course he knows it.
00:26:41I would like to hear Max say it.
00:26:49Um.
00:26:56Twelve pumpkin pies.
00:26:57Did I hear this right?
00:26:58They're the best kind.
00:27:01Well, of course.
00:27:02It's pumpkin pie.
00:27:04See?
00:27:06Are you happy now?
00:27:06That's good, but something still feels off.
00:27:09Mom, don't make it weird, okay?
00:27:12We had a whirlwind romance
00:27:14and we eloped before we got to know everything about each other.
00:27:18But our marriage is real.
00:27:20I guess your mom's just watching too many of those real short shows.
00:27:24Ah, now those are quality.
00:27:28Okay, well, then answer this.
00:27:30Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:34Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:38I knew it was a good idea to pick this up.
00:27:41Well, um, it's...
00:27:43Silly face.
00:27:44Dropped it outside on the sidewalk.
00:27:47Luckily, I was there to pick it up for her.
00:27:49Silly face.
00:27:52I am not paying extra for this.
00:27:54Consider it a Christmas gift.
00:27:56Mm, that's lousers.
00:27:58That's nice.
00:28:00You can afford this on a waste manager's salary?
00:28:03Well, believe it or not, Miss Smith,
00:28:04there is a lot of garbage out there.
00:28:06And I'm not just talking about William.
00:28:08I'll drink to that.
00:28:10I agree with you there.
00:28:12So, come on, guys.
00:28:13Let's eat.
00:28:14Come on.
00:28:23And this is where y'all will be staying.
00:28:30I have another room set up for Piper.
00:28:32Nice and festive for you.
00:28:35No complications, right?
00:28:36Sorry, honey.
00:28:38Uh, mom, you know what?
00:28:39I should stay with Piper tonight.
00:28:41Oh, honey.
00:28:42Newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart.
00:28:45Oh, I just remembered.
00:28:47The city's turning the water off at 10.
00:28:49Something about water conservation.
00:28:51That means you have 15 minutes to shower.
00:28:53Fifteen minutes?
00:28:56Honey, it's no big deal.
00:28:57Just shower together.
00:28:59Shower together?
00:29:03Just shower together.
00:29:05Okay, you guys.
00:29:06Have a good night, okay?
00:29:11You heard her.
00:29:12Whoa!
00:29:20Whoa!
00:29:21Why are you stripping?
00:29:37Well, I can't take a shower with my clothes on.
00:29:39Come on, we're wasting time.
00:29:40You have 15 minutes.
00:29:42Nice try.
00:29:42I am not showering with you.
00:29:44All right, suit yourself.
00:29:46More room for me in there.
00:29:47Not if I meet you there first.
00:29:49Come on, Max.
00:30:07Get out of the way.
00:30:09We agreed, nothing physical.
00:30:10You're the one with the dirty thoughts, wifey.
00:30:13Relax.
00:30:14I won't touch you.
00:30:16Unless you say you want me to.
00:30:17But that'll cost extra.
00:30:23And your dreams.
00:30:33Free to join me.
00:30:33You know, if you keep staring at my ass, you're not going to have me shower while you're left.
00:30:57You wish.
00:30:58Why aren't you getting in?
00:31:00Pray you'll fall for me.
00:31:01It's you who has to worry about resisting me.
00:31:05Oh, yeah?
00:31:06True.
00:31:06Holy shit.
00:31:11This is going to be harder than I thought.
00:31:27I'll say.
00:31:28What happened to all that cool guy I caught in?
00:31:32Still think you can lose this?
00:31:35Baby.
00:31:36I don't think I want you.
00:31:43Max, I shouldn't.
00:31:47Or maybe we should.
00:31:49God, he's such a good kisser.
00:31:51Why does this feel so familiar?
00:32:00Mom, you're so sexy.
00:32:11Max, we cannot do this.
00:32:13What?
00:32:14I didn't mean to cross any...
00:32:16It's not you, Max.
00:32:17It's us.
00:32:18It's this.
00:32:18This is all an act.
00:32:19Let's not make it more complicated than it is.
00:32:22You're right.
00:32:24I'm sorry.
00:32:26I just don't mean to be sorry.
00:32:27Just...
00:32:28That birthmark.
00:32:42What is that?
00:32:45It's him.
00:32:46The man from New Year's.
00:32:47Is he...
00:32:48Piper's father?
00:32:52Why are you acting?
00:32:55Oh, my God.
00:32:56Max is Piper's father.
00:32:59Are you okay?
00:33:01Yeah.
00:33:02I just, um...
00:33:04I just got lightheaded.
00:33:05I think I just need a few more minutes.
00:33:07Alone.
00:33:09Of course.
00:33:13We have a daughter together.
00:33:15Oh, my God.
00:33:16What do I do?
00:33:23I'm gonna sleep on the floor.
00:33:25You can take the bed.
00:33:27Thanks.
00:33:30Hey.
00:33:31Are you sure you're okay?
00:33:33Look, fake marriage aside,
00:33:35I'm your husband for the next few days.
00:33:37So if there's something you need,
00:33:39I can help.
00:33:40I want to help.
00:33:42He's Piper's father.
00:33:44He has a right to know.
00:33:46Um, Max.
00:33:49How would you feel
00:33:50if you found out you had a kid?
00:33:52A child?
00:33:56No, no, no.
00:33:58That's...
00:33:58That's impossible.
00:33:59I'm very careful.
00:34:02Mostly.
00:34:05I just mean I'm not the type of guy to sleep around.
00:34:07Family, to me, is a big commitment.
00:34:10And I don't want any loose ends.
00:34:12You know?
00:34:14Right.
00:34:15He wouldn't want a kid tying him down.
00:34:18I shouldn't tell him about Piper.
00:34:20Why do you ask?
00:34:22No reason.
00:34:23Just...
00:34:23Just curious.
00:34:24You know, I feel like you're
00:34:27going somewhere with this.
00:34:28What?
00:34:30No.
00:34:31Well, then
00:34:32can I ask you a question?
00:34:35Shoot.
00:34:40Where did you get these?
00:34:42And how did you know my exact size?
00:34:44I did not get those.
00:34:46I don't know where those came from.
00:34:48Are you sure you're just not trying
00:34:50to break the contract?
00:34:51Give me that.
00:34:54Give me...
00:34:55Give me...
00:34:56Whoa!
00:35:08Eva,
00:35:09the truth is...
00:35:10is that I...
00:35:14Go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:35:16Just a second.
00:35:17Come in!
00:35:19Hey, hon.
00:35:20Oh!
00:35:22Sorry for interrupting,
00:35:23but Piper is asking for a bedtime story
00:35:26before I tuck her in.
00:35:27Think you could take this one, Dad?
00:35:29We're kind of in the middle of something.
00:35:31I can see that.
00:35:33Well, why don't I read it to her?
00:35:35I mean, if you don't...
00:35:36if you don't mind.
00:35:37Well, atta boy.
00:35:39You know what?
00:35:39Just put a shirt on.
00:35:41I'm gonna go get her.
00:35:42Piper!
00:35:43Here comes Grandpa!
00:35:44Grandpa!
00:35:46He sprang to his sleigh
00:35:48to his team gave a whistle
00:35:50and away they all flew
00:35:52like the down of a thistle.
00:35:53But I heard him exclaim
00:35:55as he drove out of sight,
00:35:58Merry Christmas to all
00:35:59and to all
00:36:01a good night.
00:36:05If Piper knew he was her real dad,
00:36:07she'd be over the moon.
00:36:09Good night, Piper.
00:36:10Is her dad still around?
00:36:16Yeah, but he doesn't know it
00:36:18because you're her dad.
00:36:20Uh, no.
00:36:22That man has no idea
00:36:24what a treasure.
00:36:26He's missing it.
00:36:29Max.
00:36:32Yeah.
00:36:33Where's Piper?
00:36:57Tell you when the time's right.
00:37:03Where's Piper?
00:37:24She must have snuck off
00:37:26while we were asleep.
00:37:26I'm sorry.
00:37:33God, he's such a good kisser.
00:37:53Just gonna kiss and run?
00:37:55Not on my watch.
00:37:56Yeah, this.
00:38:02I remember this.
00:38:13Good morning, you two love bugs.
00:38:16How was your stay at Chateau Smith?
00:38:19Good morning, Miss Smith.
00:38:20It was, uh, it was great.
00:38:22Wonderful.
00:38:23Well, it's about to get even better.
00:38:26Oh, no.
00:38:28What is that?
00:38:29Sardines and saltines.
00:38:31It's a Smith family classic.
00:38:33It was my gram-gram's favorite
00:38:35during wartime.
00:38:36Don't be shy.
00:38:37Go ahead and grab a handful.
00:38:39Max, you don't have to.
00:38:41No, no.
00:38:41It's okay.
00:38:42It's a Smith family staple.
00:38:45There we go.
00:38:57Good?
00:39:05Mmm.
00:39:06Good?
00:39:07Scrunches.
00:39:08Well, you two better get dressed.
00:39:11You got to go see Aunt Miranda.
00:39:14Could I, um, could I have some water, please?
00:39:17That means there's no escaping Aunt Miranda and her brood this year.
00:39:21What's the deal with them?
00:39:23Every year, Aunt Miranda bullies Piper and I.
00:39:25Says Piper's a fatherless brat, and I'm...
00:39:29Hey, don't worry.
00:39:31I'll protect you and Piper.
00:39:35Better have Sam on standby tonight, just in case.
00:39:39Well, looks like it's time to get dressed up then.
00:39:53Wait, that earring.
00:39:55Wait, that earring.
00:39:58You like it?
00:40:00I was so bummed when I lost the matching one years ago.
00:40:02Did you lose it seven years ago?
00:40:05I don't really remember the details, but luckily I was able to find a new pair.
00:40:11Right.
00:40:12Yeah, it's just a common earring.
00:40:14Anyone can have it.
00:40:15Maybe I'm reading too much into it.
00:40:17She can't be the woman from seven years ago.
00:40:19So Ava and Piper still aren't here, but Derek said that Ava got married.
00:40:27What kind of man could she possibly have landed?
00:40:32An aging single mom.
00:40:34Slim pickings.
00:40:36I heard he's in waste management.
00:40:38That explains it.
00:40:40She's probably too embarrassed to show up.
00:40:43Oh, please, Miranda.
00:40:44Look, Ava is your niece.
00:40:46Oh, come on, Grandpa.
00:40:48Everyone knows Ava had a kid with a random one-night stand.
00:40:52Her track record speaks for itself.
00:40:53Exactly.
00:40:54Not like my Sierra, married to a legal advisor for Harrison Group.
00:41:01Oh, they're here.
00:41:04Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:10Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:11Merry Christmas.
00:41:13You must be Grandpa Harold.
00:41:15I am.
00:41:16I'm Ava's husband, Max.
00:41:18Pleasure to meet you.
00:41:19Welcome.
00:41:19You're Ava's husband, but you're gorgeous.
00:41:26But what is handsome as you?
00:41:28Look at you two.
00:41:30You look like you just stepped out of a movie.
00:41:32Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:41:33Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:41:35This is from Max and I.
00:41:36Oh, my goodness.
00:41:37Thank you, Ava.
00:41:38Let me grab that for you, Daddy.
00:41:41Oops.
00:41:42Oh, my bad.
00:41:43Ooh, a homemade gift.
00:41:46How thrifty.
00:41:47Andy, not all gifts are about the price tag.
00:41:50Mommy's right, you mean, old hat.
00:41:52You little.
00:41:55You will not lay a hand on my daughter, or you will lose yours.
00:41:59Oh, I think you broke my wrist.
00:42:03Look what you just did to my mother.
00:42:05My husband is Harrison Group's top legal advisor.
00:42:08He could ruin your life.
00:42:10Mommy, are you okay?
00:42:23I'm fine.
00:42:24I'm just wet, huh?
00:42:25Yeah.
00:42:26It's okay.
00:42:26It's okay.
00:42:29What are you?
00:42:32Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:42:35Did you just slap me?
00:42:37Next time, it'll be a closed fist.
00:42:38You're a fucking psycho.
00:42:40You know what, Sierra?
00:42:41I can take your little insults, but leave my family out of this.
00:42:46Her family.
00:42:48She needs me.
00:42:53You okay, honey?
00:42:55Do I look okay to you, dumbass?
00:42:57Do something.
00:42:58You don't know who you're messing with.
00:43:00I've got the full weight of the Harrison Group behind me.
00:43:03Oh, wow.
00:43:04I'm sure the CEO would love to hear that you're using his company's name to bully people.
00:43:09Like you'd have any idea how a CEO thinks.
00:43:12Let's call him.
00:43:13I'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side.
00:43:16Please.
00:43:17Who do you think you are?
00:43:19Enough!
00:43:22There will be no arguing during Christmas.
00:43:25Fine, Dad.
00:43:26Let it go, Nathan.
00:43:28They're just jealous.
00:43:29For Grandpa's sake, I'll let you off easy.
00:43:34I think you owe Nathan a thank you.
00:43:37I think you owe me a thank you for slapping some sense into you.
00:43:41Do you want me to get the other cheek?
00:43:42All right, that's enough.
00:43:44Everyone come inside and sit down.
00:43:46Is this a joke?
00:44:09Can you please pass me some food?
00:44:11Hold it.
00:44:11Who said you could eat anything else?
00:44:13My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:19My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:23King crab, fresh crab, fresh from Alaska, and grass-fed wagyu.
00:44:29Three times the price, 50 times the flavor.
00:44:33And you don't get a single bite.
00:44:35It's just petty.
00:44:36Maybe so.
00:44:38But gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders.
00:44:42Fine.
00:44:42Then we won't stay and eat with you.
00:44:45Come on, let's go.
00:44:46No, no.
00:44:47Don't you dare leave our family dinner.
00:44:51Grandpa, I'm sorry, but they're treating us like...
00:44:54I know, dear.
00:44:55I just want to have our family together.
00:44:57Fine.
00:44:58We'll let the strays sit and eat with us.
00:45:01Better a stray than a bitch.
00:45:02What was that?
00:45:03I just want to have our family together.
00:45:10Fine.
00:45:11We'll stay.
00:45:12Can I have a little napple?
00:45:14It's okay, sweetie.
00:45:16We'll get something right after.
00:45:18Like drive-thru?
00:45:20I hope you enjoy food poisoning.
00:45:22That will be a particularly memorable Christmas present.
00:45:27No strays.
00:45:28Ow.
00:45:29Sweetie, sweetie, are you okay?
00:45:30Yes, please.
00:45:32You hit my child.
00:45:33You're fucking crazy.
00:45:34Well, if you'd teach her some manners, maybe I wouldn't have to.
00:45:42Don't worry, baby.
00:45:43I'll handle it.
00:45:46Don't worry, baby.
00:45:48I'll handle it.
00:45:48Piper.
00:45:49I'll handle it.
00:45:49I'll handle it.
00:45:49I'll handle it.
00:45:50All right.
00:45:52Piper.
00:45:53Sweetie.
00:45:54Are you ready to try the best food you've ever had in your life?
00:46:00Okay, sweetheart.
00:46:01Give me two minutes, and one phone call.
00:46:03As if you have a chef on speed dial.
00:46:06Actually, I do.
00:46:08He's such a liar.
00:46:10This ought to be hilarious.
00:46:11Oh, it will be.
00:46:15Sam.
00:46:16Yeah, send the troops and bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:46:20I'm already on my way.
00:46:26Bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:46:28I'm already on my way.
00:46:31You hear this guy?
00:46:33He wants the best king crab in the world from Antarctica.
00:46:37Now I get why you married him, Eva.
00:46:40His silly delusions are just adorable.
00:46:43Max, what are you doing?
00:46:45Don't worry about it, sweetheart.
00:46:46Santa's already on his way.
00:46:48Actually, five, four, three, two, one.
00:46:57A helicopter?
00:46:59There's no way.
00:47:11How did you pull this off?
00:47:14Sam is like family.
00:47:15I thought I'd introduce you, too.
00:47:16Thanks, boss.
00:47:19Boss?
00:47:19Eva's always been genuine with me.
00:47:22Maybe it's time she knew who I really am.
00:47:24Eva, I think it's time you actually know the truth.
00:47:27I'm Maximus Harrison.
00:47:31You're the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:47:35Mm-hmm.
00:47:35Come on.
00:47:40You can stop kidding around.
00:47:42If you were the CEO, why would you be here pretending to be my husband?
00:47:46No, I actually am the CEO.
00:47:48Come on.
00:47:48You can stop the charade.
00:47:50Okay?
00:47:50This is just another favor from that bigwig friend, isn't it?
00:47:52Eva.
00:47:54I'm not pretending.
00:47:54Mr. Harrison, the Antarctic King Crab, as you requested.
00:48:08How is this possible?
00:48:12This loser brings Antarctic King Crab and has his own personal chef?
00:48:18Who are you?
00:48:19I told you.
00:48:21I'm Eva's husband.
00:48:22That chef called him Mr. Harrison.
00:48:25Wait.
00:48:26No.
00:48:26Hold on.
00:48:28You're the actual CEO of the Harrison Group?
00:48:33You're worth more than some whole countries.
00:48:35Hmm.
00:48:36Some of the small ones.
00:48:38I mean, you know that.
00:48:40You work for me.
00:48:41Oh, God.
00:48:42I insulted my own boss.
00:48:44I'm finished.
00:48:50Oh, God.
00:48:51I insulted my own boss.
00:48:53I'm finished.
00:48:55Didn't think Max would commit this hard.
00:48:57Pretending to be CEO is a hell of a move.
00:48:59Worth every penny I'm paying him.
00:49:01For tonight, your feast ends.
00:49:03And with that, your career.
00:49:06You're fired.
00:49:07Fired?
00:49:09Sam.
00:49:13Fired?
00:49:14Oh, God.
00:49:15I can't be fired.
00:49:17What?
00:49:18Mr. Harrison, please.
00:49:20You can have as much crab as you want.
00:49:22Please, Mr. Harrison.
00:49:24I'll do anything.
00:49:25Guys, take out the trash.
00:49:29And you.
00:49:34Oh, me?
00:49:36Mr. Harrison, come on.
00:49:38That was a Christmas joke.
00:49:39A family tradition.
00:49:41Yeah, well, there's a new family tradition.
00:49:44Sam.
00:49:44Sam.
00:49:46Hmm.
00:49:48Will you do me the honors?
00:49:51Gladly.
00:49:56Merry Christmas, Aunt Mary.
00:50:00Father, do something.
00:50:02Well, you kind of deserve that.
00:50:04I'm leaving.
00:50:06Hmm.
00:50:07Pumpkin's my favorite.
00:50:08Come on, sweetie.
00:50:17Daddy had the scrapped line just for you.
00:50:20Eat as much as you want.
00:50:21Thanks, Daddy.
00:50:25I am so sorry I ruined your Christmas.
00:50:27I just couldn't take them treating you like that.
00:50:29Honestly, this is the best Christmas I've ever had.
00:50:34Well, if you want, we can have many more.
00:50:35Just like this.
00:50:37Does he really mean that?
00:50:39Or is he just playing the part?
00:50:41I can't tell.
00:50:42And that terrifies me.
00:50:44Merry Christmas, Miss Harrison.
00:50:50I brought you a gift.
00:50:52Here's the paternity test between the boss and that little girl.
00:50:54Oh.
00:50:59Oh.
00:51:00This is wonderful.
00:51:03Sam, I have a granddaughter.
00:51:06Tell me everything.
00:51:07Miss Eva Smith, single mother, small town gal,
00:51:10didn't finish high school, currently works in retail.
00:51:13Oh, Maximus, I thought I raised you better.
00:51:17A high school dropout?
00:51:19In the Harrison family?
00:51:21Not a chance.
00:51:25She is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:51:29Maximus seems to like her.
00:51:30Silence.
00:51:31Get me the address where she works.
00:51:33It's Happy Heels on Broadway.
00:51:35That's nice.
00:51:37We own that one.
00:51:38Good work.
00:51:39But take off that stupid hat.
00:51:51Thanks.
00:51:52So your dad insisted that I try this wine that he's been saving for 20 years.
00:51:58Sounds like he's happy with his new son-in-law.
00:52:01And how about you?
00:52:05Me?
00:52:06Yeah.
00:52:07Are you happy with your new husband?
00:52:14Eva.
00:52:25That birthmark.
00:52:27Family to me is a big commitment, and I don't want any loose ends.
00:52:32You know?
00:52:33Maximus, there's so much we don't know.
00:52:35So much we're not telling each other.
00:52:37Ugh.
00:52:39No feelings, no complications.
00:52:41That's what we agreed upon.
00:52:42Yeah, I didn't sign a contract.
00:52:45Max.
00:52:46Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:52:49It's cold.
00:52:51Maybe I'll go grab some more firewood.
00:52:53Max.
00:52:55Max.
00:52:57I need to tell you something.
00:53:00Something important.
00:53:02What's gotten into her?
00:53:04Is she hiding something?
00:53:06Is this the part where you tell me there's no Santa?
00:53:08I haven't been completely honest with you.
00:53:13Piper is...
00:53:16Piper is...
00:53:19Mommy, Daddy, my hand hurts.
00:53:21Oh, sweetie.
00:53:23Oh, my gosh.
00:53:24It's all swollen.
00:53:25Must have been when that witch smacked her with the fork earlier.
00:53:27Listen, you stay here with Daddy.
00:53:28Mommy's gonna go get a first date kit, okay?
00:53:30Okay?
00:53:33Come on, Piper.
00:53:33Okay, let me see.
00:53:41I promise I won't let anyone hurt you or Mommy again.
00:53:45But that's not true.
00:53:46You're leaving after Christmas, aren't you?
00:53:50Uh...
00:53:51Daddy!
00:53:52No!
00:53:53What?
00:53:59Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:54:03Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:54:09Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:54:10Really?
00:54:11Please stay, Daddy.
00:54:16You think you will scar?
00:54:19Hmm.
00:54:22I wouldn't worry about it.
00:54:23Scars make you look like a badass.
00:54:25I have one, too.
00:54:27Dad.
00:54:29I got that when I was about your age.
00:54:31Some punk came at me with a switchblade.
00:54:34Really?
00:54:35No way.
00:54:36No.
00:54:37It was actually a cactus.
00:54:38But it's still cool.
00:54:41I have something like that on the back of my neck.
00:54:47Piper, how long have you had that?
00:54:49My mom said I had that when I was born.
00:54:57And how old are you?
00:54:58Six.
00:54:59Six?
00:55:00That one night stand was about seven years ago.
00:55:03Okay, I found the first aid kit.
00:55:05Ivor, are you sure we haven't met before?
00:55:07What do I even say?
00:55:11And how do I explain it to Piper?
00:55:14Sorry, honey.
00:55:15This man's your dad, and he didn't know you existed until now.
00:55:18Um, yeah.
00:55:22Can I see your hand, sweetie?
00:55:26Okay, look.
00:55:30Piper is...
00:55:32Go on.
00:55:43That must be an emergency.
00:55:46Excuse me.
00:55:47Sorry.
00:55:47I'll take this.
00:55:55Mommy, are you okay?
00:55:57Yeah.
00:55:59Mommy's just realizing she's a coward.
00:56:02I don't even have the guts to tell the truth.
00:56:07Why haven't you picked up my calls?
00:56:09I'm telling you, Max, that woman is manipulating you.
00:56:13She's a high school dropout.
00:56:15Doesn't even have a decent job.
00:56:17And she's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:56:20I'm Eva's husband.
00:56:21Max.
00:56:21That man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on.
00:56:30I'm sorry, Max.
00:56:32You can't know Piper's your daughter.
00:56:33Your mother would take her away.
00:56:35After Christmas, it's over.
00:56:39Eva?
00:56:41Maximus?
00:56:41Are you even listening to me?
00:56:44No, Mom, Mom.
00:56:44Listen, I'm sorry, okay?
00:56:46Eva's my wife, and I've made up my mind.
00:56:49I'm not leaving her.
00:56:51Eva?
00:56:52Oh, wow.
00:57:11Oh, wow.
00:57:12That's so cool.
00:57:13What did you make?
00:57:14Derek, this is from Eva and I.
00:57:17Oh, thank you so much.
00:57:19Thanks, guys.
00:57:20I'm glad you're here.
00:57:23Oh!
00:57:25Oh!
00:57:26Damn, these are nice.
00:57:27Grandpa, language, little ears.
00:57:35Piper, do you want to go see your present?
00:57:37It's in the other room by the train set.
00:57:39I'll go with you.
00:57:40Remember the song that we sang?
00:57:42Ready, ready?
00:57:43Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
00:57:45What do we got, guys?
00:57:46Billy.
00:57:46Walking home from our house, Christmas Eve.
00:57:52You never told me.
00:57:56Have we met before?
00:58:01Have we met before?
00:58:04She's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:58:09I don't know what you're getting at.
00:58:12Eva, I have the same birthmark as Piper.
00:58:23I don't know what you're talking about.
00:58:25Lots of people have birthmarks.
00:58:26They're very common.
00:58:27I feel so awful, but I can't lose my child,
00:58:30no matter how I feel about him.
00:58:34Maybe.
00:58:37I got you this.
00:58:39You got me a gift, too?
00:58:41Tis the season.
00:58:42Open it.
00:58:43Gloves.
00:58:44Gloves.
00:58:44Did you make these?
00:58:44Yeah.
00:58:45I know this is a fake marriage, but...
00:58:48I know this is a fake marriage, but that's Christmas.
00:59:02You've already done so much for me.
00:59:17I just wanted to do a little something for you.
00:59:18How did I feel?
00:59:21Well, warm, right?
00:59:24Yeah.
00:59:25Warm.
00:59:27Soft.
00:59:30Perfect.
00:59:31Thank you, Eva.
00:59:35I've never gotten anything this meaningful before.
00:59:41Really?
00:59:42Yeah, my mom.
00:59:44She partied all the time, and I got gifts.
00:59:47Plenty of them, but...
00:59:49I don't think she ever bought one herself.
00:59:53Nothing personal.
00:59:56Well, you deserve it.
00:59:57You're a good guy.
01:00:00And someday you'll find someone special to spend all your Christmases with.
01:00:06And what if that day's today?
01:00:12What if I already found someone special?
01:00:16Right here.
01:00:17Right here.
01:00:17Max, we can't...
01:00:43If you want me to stop, you better tell me right now.
01:00:52Come on.
01:00:53I don't want you to stop.
01:01:01No matter how many years pass, I still can't resist him.
01:01:04I don't want you to stop.
01:01:09No matter how many years pass, I still can't resist him.
01:01:33Piper?
01:01:43Piper?
01:01:45She can't see us.
01:02:04Eva?
01:02:08Grandma, I'm up here!
01:02:22That was way too close.
01:02:24Yeah. We would have gotten on the naughty list.
01:02:27Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.
01:02:35Can I still unwrap my present?
01:02:40You still haven't given me mine.
01:02:46Let me give it to you.
01:02:57Let me take it.
01:03:23What are you calling me to share with me?
01:03:25Who is calling me to survey?
01:03:31Hello?
01:03:32Hello, Eva Smith.
01:03:34I'm Max's mother.
01:03:35Name your price.
01:03:37What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:03:40What?
01:03:41We both know my son is way out of your league.
01:03:44Take the money, leave my granddaughter with us, and go.
01:03:48My son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child.
01:03:52Piper is my daughter.
01:03:54And no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up.
01:03:57So you keep your money, and I'll leave on my own.
01:03:59But I am not handing Piper over to you.
01:04:04You okay?
01:04:09Look, we made it through Christmas.
01:04:12So I think it's best we go our separate ways.
01:04:16What are you talking about?
01:04:18It's over.
01:04:19It's not that hard to understand.
01:04:23Eva, wait!
01:04:29So last night meant nothing to you?
01:04:36Max, it's not real.
01:04:38None of it was real.
01:04:40So, it's just a goodbye?
01:04:44Didn't realize I was so disposable for you.
01:04:46Look, last night, I let my guard down.
01:04:53But I'm a mother, and my choices affect Piper.
01:04:56And being with you can mess up everything between us.
01:04:58Just tell me what you need.
01:05:01I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:05:06Just say the word.
01:05:07You don't get it.
01:05:14You don't get it.
01:05:22I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York.
01:05:29I won't give up on this.
01:05:31Are we here?
01:05:48Yes.
01:05:49As much as I don't want us to be, we're back.
01:05:56Piper, sweetie, wake up.
01:05:58We're home.
01:05:58How can she just walk away?
01:06:12Don't forget, you have to meet my mom.
01:06:14It's part of the agreement, too.
01:06:16Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:06:19You promised.
01:06:21Eva, I haven't asked you for much.
01:06:23Can you do this for me, please?
01:06:27All right, fine.
01:06:28When?
01:06:30Two days.
01:06:31I'll come pick you up.
01:06:33No need.
01:06:34Just send me the address and I'll be there.
01:06:41I know you and Mommy thought,
01:06:44but she still really likes you.
01:06:47So don't give up, okay, Daddy?
01:06:49Thank you, sweetie.
01:06:50If there's one thing you should know about your Daddy,
01:06:52I always fight for the ones I love.
01:06:55I know you and I try to tell you the truth.
01:07:12Just did it ten times.
01:07:15Eva's meeting my mother today.
01:07:17Time to finally tell her the truth.
01:07:19Boss?
01:07:20Boss?
01:07:21Boss?
01:07:25Lady and gentlemen, I am so sorry.
01:07:29I need to go in back with my family.
01:07:31Family?
01:07:32Boss, you okay?
01:07:34Never better.
01:07:36Go get her, Max.
01:07:37Give it to your best smile.
01:07:42Ah, there he is.
01:07:45Maximus, darling.
01:07:47I have some prospects for you.
01:07:49Nice high society girls from the city.
01:07:52Oh.
01:07:57I told you.
01:07:58I already found the woman I love.
01:08:02Well, I...
01:08:04Maximus, stop this.
01:08:09That evil woman is scamming you, son.
01:08:12Tell me what kind of woman you want
01:08:14and I'll find you another.
01:08:16You are heir to the Harrison dynasty.
01:08:19No, I'm not.
01:08:20Oh.
01:08:23I work in waste management
01:08:24and I'm a secret crime boss.
01:08:27I'm Eva's husband
01:08:28and I'm a father.
01:08:32What?
01:08:32Oh, that's her.
01:08:48The woman who got my son head over heels.
01:08:53Hi.
01:08:53Welcome in.
01:08:54Can I help you find something?
01:08:56I want to try those.
01:08:57Awesome.
01:09:01I'll get them for you right away.
01:09:03Are you sure you wouldn't want something more sensible?
01:09:09No, no, no.
01:09:11I know what I want.
01:09:12Size seven.
01:09:15Oh, baby can't even walk,
01:09:17but she wants $3,000 heels.
01:09:19Come on.
01:09:20She wants the white shoes.
01:09:21Ignore her.
01:09:27She's just grumpy over the holidays.
01:09:29Here, let me help you.
01:09:30Come on.
01:09:35She...
01:09:36seems kind.
01:09:37I shouldn't be that impressed.
01:09:44She's...
01:09:45Let me help you.
01:09:45Come on.
01:09:50She...
01:09:51seems kind.
01:09:57I shouldn't be that impressed.
01:09:59She's just doing her job.
01:10:01How do they feel?
01:10:04Well, I love the style,
01:10:06but it's too small.
01:10:07I think I need a size up.
01:10:10Maybe my feet are still growing.
01:10:14Right away.
01:10:15I'll be right back.
01:10:17She's not only kind,
01:10:18she's patient.
01:10:20Was I wrong about her?
01:10:21Are you gluing the heel back on?
01:10:40Well, who gives a shit?
01:10:42She can't walk.
01:10:45That's just...
01:10:47pure evil.
01:10:48Oh, come on, St. Eva.
01:10:53She's in a wheelchair.
01:10:55Who cares?
01:10:55It's the last pair.
01:10:57I get paid commission.
01:11:03I am not doing that, Vanessa.
01:11:07See?
01:11:08This is your whole problem.
01:11:11This is why you'll always be broke.
01:11:15I don't care if she can walk or not.
01:11:18I'm not selling her junk.
01:11:21She has to deal with people like this?
01:11:24People who insult her all day?
01:11:27I'm your manager.
01:11:32Sell the old bitty the shoes,
01:11:35or you're fired.
01:11:35Did I stutter?
01:11:47You don't have to fire me.
01:11:50I quit.
01:11:56I don't work here anymore.
01:11:59Listen.
01:12:00Don't buy the shoes.
01:12:01They're broken.
01:12:03Spend your hard-earned money elsewhere, okay?
01:12:05You're a good person, after all.
01:12:09Looks like I misjudged you.
01:12:11I'm sorry?
01:12:12Why are you still here, Eva?
01:12:16Get out.
01:12:23You're not disabled?
01:12:24Selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped?
01:12:29Absolutely shameful.
01:12:31Who are you?
01:12:32I am the chairwoman of the Harrison Group,
01:12:37and the owner of this store.
01:12:39You're Eleanor Harrison, mother of the CEO?
01:12:43I am.
01:12:44And you, my dear, are fired.
01:12:48What did I do?
01:12:49You are a good person.
01:12:55From now on, this store is yours to run.
01:13:01Are you serious?
01:13:04That's right.
01:13:06Don't be nervous, child.
01:13:08You are professional, responsible,
01:13:11far better than that two-bit manager.
01:13:14You, out.
01:13:20I'll leave.
01:13:23I'm leaving.
01:13:26I feel like I'm dreaming.
01:13:30No, don't worry.
01:13:33You're getting a promotion.
01:13:35You deserve it, my dear.
01:13:40First assignment?
01:13:40I want that row and that row
01:13:44and the entire display case.
01:13:48Pack it all up and bring it to my house, hmm?
01:13:51Okay.
01:13:52Yeah.
01:13:54Once we're home,
01:13:55I'll tell her I'm her mother-in-law.
01:13:58I can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter.
01:14:07She's the mother of a CEO.
01:14:08Of course, she lives like this.
01:14:20Mrs. Harrison?
01:14:22I'm here with your delivery.
01:14:26Max?
01:14:27Eva?
01:14:29What are you doing here?
01:14:31I, uh...
01:14:33There you are, Eva!
01:14:34Wonderful we can finally meet each other properly.
01:14:39My new daughter-in-law.
01:14:42What are you talking...
01:14:44That means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group.
01:14:50Well, I tried to tell you, but...
01:14:52Stop!
01:14:54And you?
01:14:55You lied to me at the store!
01:14:58You were both just testing me?
01:15:00Is this some sick game rich people play?
01:15:02I'm sorry, Eva.
01:15:04I thought you might be using my son just after his money.
01:15:07But I was wrong.
01:15:09Eva, please.
01:15:10I don't deserve to be treated like this.
01:15:12Not every working-class girl is after your money.
01:15:15How could you think that of me?
01:15:17It's not like that, dear.
01:15:20Eva, what are you talking about?
01:15:22Mom, what did you do?
01:15:24I-I was just trying to get the two of you back together.
01:15:27We're not together.
01:15:29And I can't love something that was never real.
01:15:35I made a horrible mistake.
01:15:38What are you waiting for, son?
01:15:40Go after her!
01:15:45Eva.
01:15:46Let me go!
01:15:47I swear, it's not what you think.
01:15:49We come from two completely different worlds.
01:15:51Stop pretending like you care!
01:15:52I'm not pretending!
01:15:53Okay, I can't fake what we have.
01:15:55And everything I've done for you, and Piper, this is real.
01:16:03Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
01:16:07Max, you came.
01:16:09God, you are driving me fucking insane.
01:16:13I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:16:18Just say the word.
01:16:22See?
01:16:23Stop fighting.
01:16:27We belong together.
01:16:30You're wrong.
01:16:31Wrong about what?
01:16:33That you care?
01:16:35Or we belong together?
01:16:36Look, I already told you.
01:16:38We're from two completely different worlds.
01:16:40Now, I held up my end of the deal, and I met your mother, like we discussed.
01:16:44Now, I want a fake divorce from my fake husband.
01:16:46I'm sorry, Maximus.
01:16:57Walking away is the only choice I have.
01:17:00Ow!
01:17:00Are you okay, Mommy?
01:17:10Yeah, sweetie, I'm fine.
01:17:12Come here.
01:17:13No, you're not fine.
01:17:22You're sad.
01:17:25I'm okay, sweetie.
01:17:26I miss Daddy, too.
01:17:30I want Max to be my real Daddy.
01:17:38Don't you want to be with him?
01:17:40I love bug.
01:17:44You're right.
01:17:45What am I doing?
01:17:46Running like a coward?
01:17:49I've always taught you to be brave.
01:17:52Now it's time for Mommy to be brave, too.
01:17:55I believe in you.
01:17:57What are you going to do, Mommy?
01:17:58I know exactly what to say to him.
01:18:04Maximus deserves to know Piper is his daughter.
01:18:14Enough sulking.
01:18:16Go get your wife and my grandbaby back.
01:18:19Don't you think I want to?
01:18:22She doesn't want me.
01:18:24I didn't raise you to give up.
01:18:25Your daughter is still out there.
01:18:27You can't abandon her.
01:18:29Mom, you don't get it.
01:18:30I made a deal with Eva to play my wife.
01:18:33And Piper, she was an added bonus.
01:18:37What are you talking about?
01:18:39I already ran a DNA test.
01:18:42Piper is your daughter.
01:18:45What?
01:18:46See for yourself.
01:18:53I was right.
01:18:54Seven years ago.
01:18:55New years.
01:18:57That woman was Eva.
01:19:09Eva.
01:19:11Hey.
01:19:13Daddy.
01:19:15Daddy.
01:19:16Piper.
01:19:16I missed you so much, sweetheart.
01:19:27You came back.
01:19:31I, uh...
01:19:32Don't forget to be bright, Mommy.
01:19:36I, uh, I was scared.
01:19:45But I don't want to be scared anymore.
01:19:48Because what we have is real, and it's worth fighting for.
01:19:52Sweetheart, I have something to tell you.
01:19:55I have something to tell you, too.
01:20:00Piper is your daughter.
01:20:01You knew.
01:20:03My sweet granddaughter.
01:20:05Grandma.
01:20:06Oh.
01:20:09Well, I just found out for sure a few minutes ago, but you've known this whole time?
01:20:13I was scared.
01:20:15Okay?
01:20:15I didn't know if you were going to take her from me.
01:20:17I didn't know how you were feeling.
01:20:20How could you not know how I felt?
01:20:22I love you, Eva.
01:20:37I love you, too.
01:20:39I promise.
01:20:40For the rest of my life, I'm going to make it up to you.
01:20:44As long as we're together, it doesn't matter where we are.
01:20:52Will you marry me, Eva?
01:21:00For real this time?
01:21:02Yes.
01:21:03Yes, of course, I'll marry you.
01:21:09Yes.
01:21:13Looks like you're stuck with me the next Christmas, and the Christmas after that.
01:21:21And forever?
01:21:25I wouldn't have it any other way.
01:21:32Who's that?
01:21:34Eva!
01:21:37Take me back!
01:21:40I'm sorry!
01:21:40I'm struck your tire!
01:21:45Looks like I have to take out the trash.
01:21:48Again.
01:21:51No?
01:21:51Love, Bonnie.
01:21:53Love, Bonnie.
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