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Rented a Billionaire Husband for Christmas#FULL EP
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00:00:00We have to rant, Daddy. Where's my real one?
00:00:02Everyone knows Eva has to be...
00:00:04So I'm flying the space shuttle for the second time, and this guy passes out.
00:00:13All right, it's about that time.
00:00:14So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:00:24Yeah, him.
00:00:26Hi!
00:00:27Just play along.
00:00:29Yes!
00:00:30Five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:34Happy New Year!
00:00:57You have a cute scar.
00:00:59It's just my birthmark.
00:01:02If you want me to stop, tell me now.
00:01:06I don't want you to stop.
00:01:08I don't want you to stop.
00:01:17I don't want you to I don't want you to stop.
00:01:19Here we enjoy eliminations.
00:01:20I don't want you to stop.
00:01:25I don't want you to stop.
00:01:27I was so drunk last night.
00:01:41I can't remember who I was with.
00:01:47I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:01:55Happy New Year.
00:01:56Sam, it's me.
00:01:57Hey, find me the girl from last night.
00:02:00I don't care how.
00:02:01Just do it.
00:02:02I will find you.
00:02:08Maximus, can you get married already?
00:02:12Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend.
00:02:15I need grandkids.
00:02:17I need you to...
00:02:17Message received, Mom.
00:02:19I need to go now.
00:02:20I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:02:21Seven years.
00:02:30Seven years.
00:02:32Why can't I ever find you?
00:02:34Why do you still haunt me?
00:02:35I'm still thinking about that girl.
00:02:45Boss, it's been years.
00:02:50I'm ready to go to the inspection now.
00:02:52Your vest, sir.
00:02:54But first, we found her fake Christmas wife.
00:02:56She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:02:58Blonde hair, red top.
00:02:59And, sir, make sure you use an alias.
00:03:02We can't have her knowing you're the Harrison Group CEO or she'll jack up the price.
00:03:06Good.
00:03:07Finally, I can get my mother off my back.
00:03:09Hi.
00:03:12One iced vanilla latte, please.
00:03:14And one hot chocolate.
00:03:17I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy.
00:03:20Now Auntie Deborah and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore.
00:03:26Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend.
00:03:28It's just for Christmas.
00:03:29But, Mommy, why do we have to rent a daddy?
00:03:32Where's my real one?
00:03:37Uh...
00:03:38I'll tell you when you're older.
00:03:42Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:52Daddy!
00:03:53No!
00:03:54What?
00:04:01Daddy!
00:04:02No!
00:04:02I'm sorry.
00:04:04I'm not your dad.
00:04:06No, I know you're my daddy, just as handsome as I've had.
00:04:09Oh.
00:04:10Mommy, hurry!
00:04:11Your Christmas husband has arrived!
00:04:14I asked the agency for an average-looking guy.
00:04:24He's gorgeous.
00:04:31Why does it feel so familiar?
00:04:33I don't know what you're doing here.
00:04:34She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:04:36Blonde hair, red top.
00:04:38You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:04:40So, you're my new Christmas wife.
00:04:43See, I knew you were the new daddy we had, right?
00:04:46Hi, my name's Hyper.
00:04:47What's your name?
00:04:48Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:04:50Max, Aurelius.
00:04:52Eva.
00:04:54I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:04:58I just need a wife for the holidays.
00:05:01I guess mom gets her grandkid, too.
00:05:04So, per hour agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...
00:05:10$1,000 an hour?
00:05:12Well, yeah.
00:05:14It's $500 a day.
00:05:16Is that enough?
00:05:17That's the most that I can pay you.
00:05:18Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:05:20That's what I agreed with the agency.
00:05:22You'll make your thousands over the week.
00:05:25Look, my requirements are simple, okay?
00:05:27Play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown,
00:05:29and we all pretend to be one big happy family.
00:05:32And then my family will get off my back,
00:05:34so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:05:38So she's getting pressure from her folks, too.
00:05:41Fine.
00:05:42But you have to help me get my mom off my case, too.
00:05:46Okay.
00:05:48Deal.
00:05:51Ready to go get married?
00:06:06Wow.
00:06:07Clean up nice.
00:06:09This is my wedding day, after all.
00:06:11Pictures!
00:06:19Y'all guys are supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:23I think we got it.
00:06:47Oh, I need some photos of us together, too.
00:06:51To prove to my parents that I'm actually married
00:06:53and have a happy family.
00:06:55Yeah.
00:06:56Of course.
00:07:06Happy holidays, Mom.
00:07:08From my family to you.
00:07:09Bad news, boss.
00:07:19The agency said that the girl that they recruited
00:07:21to be your fake wife bailed last minute.
00:07:23Wait, she bailed?
00:07:25Then who is...
00:07:26Who is she?
00:07:31Whatever.
00:07:32It doesn't matter.
00:07:34I've got what I need.
00:07:37Sam, don't worry about it.
00:07:39I already found someone.
00:07:40Okay, well, I think it's time for us to go.
00:07:48Christmas shopping waits for no one.
00:07:50Christmas shopping?
00:07:51I should come.
00:07:53Look, if you want me to be the husband
00:07:55in this fake-it-to-your-family plan,
00:07:57I think I should have some say in the gifts.
00:07:59It'll make it more believable.
00:08:04Fine.
00:08:05Yeah, fine.
00:08:06Okay.
00:08:06You can come.
00:08:07Let's go.
00:08:16Which mall are we going to?
00:08:17Um, let's go to that one.
00:08:19Oh, let's go to the bank.
00:08:24Oh, what the actual fuck?
00:08:31Sam, is Maximus pulling another one
00:08:34of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:08:37Get me a DNA test for that little girl
00:08:39that he's with.
00:08:43She does kind of look like him.
00:08:48So when we give these gifts to my parents,
00:08:50we will say they're from you.
00:08:53Jeez.
00:08:53Here, let me get this.
00:08:56I'm going to love you, Max.
00:08:57Oh, so I was, uh, thinking that since we're married,
00:09:04we should probably kiss once or twice in front of them.
00:09:10Okay.
00:09:11Should we use our tongues or...?
00:09:13No, no, definitely not.
00:09:15And absolutely no...
00:09:16Sex?
00:09:17Yes.
00:09:19Strictly business.
00:09:20Anything physical outside of that is not happening.
00:09:25What?
00:09:26Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:09:29I just don't want Piper to have messy complications
00:09:31getting in the way of her having a good Christmas.
00:09:35Let's go.
00:09:42Here.
00:09:42What are you doing?
00:09:44I'd never let my woman pick up the tab.
00:09:48Well, I'm not your woman,
00:09:50and this isn't a real relationship,
00:09:51and I don't want your money.
00:09:55Attention shoppers,
00:09:56all bakery items are now 50% off.
00:09:5850% off pies?
00:09:59Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies.
00:10:0112 pumpkin pies.
00:10:02Did I hear this right?
00:10:03They're the best kind.
00:10:04Hurry up and go.
00:10:05Go.
00:10:05What are you standing here for?
00:10:06Hello there.
00:10:10Hi.
00:10:10You ready?
00:10:10Yes, yeah, just these things.
00:10:12Okay, great.
00:10:13We have a holiday special today.
00:10:15Spend $500, get 10% off,
00:10:18and you are just short $15
00:10:19if you want to take advantage of the deal.
00:10:21Oh, great, yeah.
00:10:23What do you have that's just $15?
00:10:24Well, can you get a move on?
00:10:27I just got here.
00:10:29Relax.
00:10:30Yeah, yeah.
00:10:33Here, this will do the trick.
00:10:35Okay, thank you.
00:10:36Hurry up and pay.
00:10:41I will pay when I'm ready.
00:10:43You can wait your turn.
00:10:49Damn, my fake wife has some fire in her.
00:10:58Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:10:58Not the pies, not the pies.
00:11:00You can just set those on top.
00:11:02Hi, guys.
00:11:08I'm going to hand you all these pies.
00:11:14Of course.
00:11:15Thank you so much.
00:11:17Of course.
00:11:17I hope you like pumpkin.
00:11:20She bought all 12 pies.
00:11:21Don't worry, I have enough for everybody.
00:11:23Just to give it away.
00:11:26Merry Christmas.
00:11:27Hi.
00:11:27Merry Christmas.
00:11:32What?
00:11:33You do that often?
00:11:35As often as I can.
00:11:41We should go.
00:11:42We got to pick up paper.
00:11:46Sit.
00:11:47Watch out.
00:11:47You done feeling me up?
00:12:09Shut up.
00:12:10Oh, sorry.
00:12:10I was just in character, wifey.
00:12:12Yeah, well, stay out of character until Christmas.
00:12:19And don't be late.
00:12:32Harrison Group?
00:12:34Do you do construction for them or something?
00:12:36Sort of.
00:12:38Not that I'm judging.
00:12:39I just need to get my story straight or my mom will eat both of us alive.
00:12:44Why don't we say that you do mid-level management for Harrison Group?
00:12:47I think that's respectable.
00:12:50Can we pick another company?
00:12:52No.
00:12:53Harrison Group is perfect.
00:12:54And they'll find it impressive.
00:12:56My cousin's husband works for them, too.
00:12:57So, it's perfect.
00:12:59Perfect.
00:13:03Oh, and, uh, wear something nice for Christmas dinner?
00:13:06Don't worry.
00:13:07Okay, I clean up nicely.
00:13:09I wouldn't embarrass you.
00:13:12Too much.
00:13:13Let's go, Sam.
00:13:35It's time to check out the new HQ site.
00:13:37Hold on, you're covered in water, and you have a hair on your shoulder, and it's not yours.
00:13:41It's my daughter's.
00:13:45Daughter's?
00:13:46Get me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:13:49Hey, there they are!
00:14:05Hey!
00:14:06Nice to meet you!
00:14:08Aw, Dad.
00:14:10So glad you made it.
00:14:11Aw, we missed you.
00:14:12So, where's this mysterious husband we heard all about?
00:14:17He's coming.
00:14:18Please don't tell me Maximus bailed.
00:14:20Good, good, good.
00:14:22So, heard you got a new hubby, sweetie.
00:14:26When's he arriving?
00:14:27Oh, it's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking.
00:14:32Poor thing.
00:14:33Not surprising.
00:14:34I mean, she's 30.
00:14:36Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable.
00:14:39Plus, a kid looks so bad on dating apps.
00:14:45This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas.
00:14:49Auntie Pamela?
00:14:50Debbie?
00:14:51My dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern.
00:14:54We're only worried about you.
00:14:56All these years without a husband.
00:14:59Zip it, Pamela.
00:15:01You know, you always spoiled her rotten.
00:15:04And look what happened.
00:15:05She got knocked up out of wedlock, raising a kid all alone.
00:15:09I'm not alone.
00:15:10Mm-hmm.
00:15:11And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:15:17He's a manager.
00:15:18Manager?
00:15:19Of what?
00:15:21Trash.
00:15:23Probably a cover for criminal activity.
00:15:27You don't have to lie to us, Eva.
00:15:30Actually, he's right here.
00:15:35Oh, wow.
00:15:38Wow.
00:15:39He is really good looking.
00:15:42Oh, must be AI.
00:15:44Mm-hmm.
00:15:44Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills.
00:15:48Fake.
00:15:48That's enough.
00:15:49She's our daughter and your niece.
00:15:51Show some respect.
00:15:53Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William, and you turned
00:15:59him down?
00:16:00Well, guess what?
00:16:01William works for the Harrison Group now.
00:16:04Makes 500 grand a year.
00:16:07That's half a million.
00:16:09Half a million.
00:16:10Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York.
00:16:14And speak of the devil.
00:16:19Willie, you made it.
00:16:22There you are.
00:16:33Oh, look at you now.
00:16:36Living the dream.
00:16:38Oh, just think, Eva.
00:16:40Well, you could be driving around in a car like that had you not married that criminal waste
00:16:44manager.
00:16:45So married, huh?
00:16:47Is it serious?
00:16:50That's what marriage is.
00:16:51It's pretty serious.
00:16:53Wow.
00:16:54You must have rushed the tithing out, huh?
00:16:57Makes sense, though.
00:16:58You not being a hot, yummy thing anymore.
00:17:01Dragging that kid around with no daddy.
00:17:03A bullet dodged, Willie.
00:17:06Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder.
00:17:10That's right.
00:17:11Just bought this brand new suit with my Christmas bonus.
00:17:15Women love a man in red.
00:17:17Sexy, like Santa Claus.
00:17:20Want to sit on my lap?
00:17:22Don't touch me.
00:17:23Oh, so entitled.
00:17:26Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste.
00:17:30And yet, for some reason, he's willing to overlook your baggage.
00:17:34I mean, look at that car.
00:17:36Could your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:17:39Think of the life I can give you and Piper with all my Harrison Group money.
00:17:43Ditch your nobody husband and marry me instead.
00:17:47I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on Earth.
00:17:55My mom would never marry.
00:17:57She already has a husband.
00:17:58He's gonna kick your butt.
00:18:03Is that so?
00:18:04Well, then, where is he?
00:18:07Because I don't see him.
00:18:09Does anyone see him?
00:18:12Now, just like I thought, telling lies just like Mommy.
00:18:18That puts you on the naughty list.
00:18:21And let me show you what happens to naughty children.
00:18:26Hey.
00:18:27Mommy.
00:18:28Hi.
00:18:28Are you okay?
00:18:29I see your hands.
00:18:31Oh, my God.
00:18:32I'm gonna take her in and get her packed stuff, okay?
00:18:34Come on, honey.
00:18:35Let's go.
00:18:37What the hell's the matter with you?
00:18:39How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:18:44Let me go.
00:18:45Now, why would I go and do a thing like that when I'm having such a good time?
00:18:50Let me go.
00:18:51Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
00:19:12Max, you came.
00:19:14Don't worry, sweetie.
00:19:15Where's Piper?
00:19:19William Hitter.
00:19:21Mom, Dad, I'll take her inside.
00:19:23Well, it looks like we have a real Grinch to dispose of.
00:19:26Well, well, well.
00:19:28If it isn't a waste marriage I've been hearing so much about.
00:19:31That's right.
00:19:33Now, I'm about to take out the trash.
00:19:35Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
00:19:39It's an honor to meet you.
00:19:41I'm Max.
00:19:42Eva told us all about you.
00:19:44From New York.
00:19:45Polite.
00:19:45Handsome.
00:19:46Just like she said.
00:19:48Wow.
00:19:50He was an AI.
00:19:51See?
00:19:52He's real.
00:19:54And he's more of a man here than William would ever dream to be.
00:19:57You son of a bitch.
00:19:58You must ruin my suit.
00:19:59And watch the way that you drive that...
00:20:01That pristine automobile.
00:20:03That car?
00:20:05Oh, my God.
00:20:06That's worth more than a house.
00:20:09That car?
00:20:10It was all over the news when the CEO of the Harrison Group bought it.
00:20:14Wait.
00:20:16Are you?
00:20:21Like I said, I'm just Eva's husband.
00:20:24And that's all he needs to know.
00:20:26I'm not here to put on a show for anyone.
00:20:29You really are a criminal, aren't you?
00:20:30You stole it.
00:20:31That car belongs to the CEO of my company.
00:20:34Jesus.
00:20:35How did he get away with it?
00:20:37That's what I want to know.
00:20:39Enough.
00:20:39Please.
00:20:41I trust my daughter.
00:20:44She would never marry a criminal.
00:20:47Max, be honest with me.
00:20:49Where did that car come from?
00:20:52How much did you want for it?
00:20:53I'll pay you more money than you'd make in three lifetimes.
00:20:57Sir, you need a breath, man.
00:21:02All right, that's it.
00:21:03I'm calling the cops.
00:21:04Oh, way ahead of you.
00:21:06Wait.
00:21:07What?
00:21:08Are you feeling nervous, Eva?
00:21:10Oh, well.
00:21:12Too late.
00:21:19Listen, hon.
00:21:21I believe you.
00:21:22But how could Max afford a car like that?
00:21:26Mr. Smith, don't worry.
00:21:28It's my car.
00:21:29Okay?
00:21:29It's not stolen.
00:21:30Yeah?
00:21:31If it's yours, then prove it.
00:21:34Cops will be here in 15 minutes.
00:21:36Enjoy Christmas behind bars.
00:21:38Okay, I'll prove that it's mine.
00:21:41But then you have to get lost.
00:21:42And never show your face around my wife or child again.
00:21:45Oh, so you're a tough guy, huh?
00:21:47Well, I hope they serve eggnog in prison.
00:21:50Loser!
00:21:50Say one more word, and I'll give him a real reason to take me in.
00:21:55Jesus.
00:21:56Maybe he is a crime boss.
00:21:58It's kind of sexy, though.
00:22:02Here.
00:22:03Title and proof of ownership.
00:22:08Mr. Harrison?
00:22:17Mr. Harrison?
00:22:20Mr. Harrison?
00:22:22Just play alone.
00:22:25Merry Christmas, Willie.
00:22:26Now get the fuck out of here before I kick your ass all the way up to the North Pole.
00:22:30Yes, sir.
00:22:31I'm so sorry, sir.
00:22:34Please, accept my serious apologies.
00:22:35Please.
00:22:46Oh, that William.
00:22:48What a jerk, huh?
00:22:50He fooled me.
00:22:51What can I say?
00:22:52Let's not let this little misunderstanding ruin the holidays.
00:22:56Oh, now you don't want to ruin Christmas?
00:22:58Oh, come on, Eva.
00:22:59We were just looking out for you.
00:23:02Please forgive us, Mr. Harrison.
00:23:04You know my youngest son is graduating.
00:23:06Soon.
00:23:07Do you think that you could help him get his foot in the door?
00:23:10A job at the Harrison Group even in the mailroom would open doors.
00:23:15We are family, aren't we?
00:23:17Family takes care of each other.
00:23:19If you guys want a job at the Harrison Group, you can put in an application like everyone else.
00:23:25Abigail, come on.
00:23:26Talk to her for us.
00:23:28Didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable?
00:23:31Yeah.
00:23:32I think you need to take care of your own issues first.
00:23:35My daughter is just far too busy for your best life with my new son-in-law.
00:23:41Come on, guys.
00:23:41Let's go in.
00:23:42Welcome to the family.
00:23:47Welcome.
00:23:47Come on in.
00:23:48Come on in.
00:23:49This is your fault, Pam.
00:23:54You can't tell the difference between AI and reality.
00:23:58My fault?
00:23:59You were the one who was pushing her onto that worm, William.
00:24:02Oh!
00:24:12Hey, how do you have that car?
00:24:14And how do you know the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:24:16And how do you...
00:24:17I told you.
00:24:18I work for Harrison.
00:24:19I work for Harrison Group.
00:24:19Remember?
00:24:20I have a friend in high places.
00:24:22A friend who just hands you keys to million-dollar, one-of-a-kind luxury cars?
00:24:27Yes.
00:24:28It's the season of giving.
00:24:30He knows people.
00:24:31Has connections.
00:24:32He's a big deal kind of guy.
00:24:35You're a crime boss, aren't you?
00:24:36And you're a crime boss.
00:24:37And you best not forget it, capisce?
00:24:38Oh, my God.
00:24:39Just don't blow your cover.
00:24:43Dad!
00:24:43Mom!
00:24:43Thank you so much for letting Max and I stay in your home.
00:24:47Oh, honey.
00:24:48We're just so happy that you found such a handsome, strong, good-looking.
00:24:54I think they get it, hon.
00:24:56Uh, how's Piper?
00:25:00Oh, she's fine.
00:25:01One of you guys just get settled in and, uh, we will go check on her.
00:25:04And if your mom takes a cold shower, we'll come back and finish decorating the tree.
00:25:10Great.
00:25:10See you in a bit.
00:25:11Joey?
00:25:12What are you doing?
00:25:15Okay.
00:25:17Hey, was that not a, uh, breach of contract?
00:25:23Relax.
00:25:24It was just a hug.
00:25:26Ugh.
00:25:28We just got here and I'm already exhausted.
00:25:31You'll be okay.
00:25:32It's just one week.
00:25:33Kill me now.
00:25:34Well, they would, but I need to get paid.
00:25:41What are you doing?
00:25:43That's weird.
00:25:45They were so lovey-dovey just a second ago and...
00:25:47Ugh, I don't know.
00:25:48Something just falls off.
00:25:50That's ridiculous.
00:25:52I mean, what do you want them to do?
00:25:54Make out progress to prove it?
00:25:56Oh, this...
00:25:57Later.
00:26:01Let's go.
00:26:04Here we go.
00:26:08Piper is all tucked in, honey.
00:26:10Everything looks amazing.
00:26:11And happy holidays.
00:26:12To the newest member of our family, Max.
00:26:15Aw.
00:26:17Welcome.
00:26:18Cheers.
00:26:19Thank you, Ms. Smith.
00:26:20Looks great.
00:26:21Aw, just call me mom, honey.
00:26:23I had no idea what you liked, so I just whipped up a little bit of everything.
00:26:28But we all know what Eva's favorite Christmas dish is, right?
00:26:32Ooh.
00:26:33Oh, no.
00:26:33Mom's testing him.
00:26:35She's trying to see if he's legit.
00:26:36You mean to tell me you two are married, and you don't even know my baby girl's favorite food?
00:26:43Ow.
00:26:44Eva, sweetie.
00:26:46Kicking my foot.
00:26:47Oh, sorry, mom.
00:26:49Oh, jeez.
00:26:52It's okay.
00:26:53Look, mom, of course he knows it's...
00:26:54I would like to hear Max say it.
00:26:5612 pumpkin pies.
00:27:11Did I hear this right?
00:27:11They're the best kind.
00:27:14Well, of course.
00:27:15It's pumpkin pie.
00:27:17See?
00:27:19Are you happy now?
00:27:20That's good, but something still falls off.
00:27:23Mom, don't make it weird, okay?
00:27:25We had a whirlwind romance, and we eloped before we got to know everything about each other.
00:27:31But our marriage is real.
00:27:33I guess your mom's just watching too many of those real short shows.
00:27:37Ah, now those are quality.
00:27:41Okay, well, then answer this.
00:27:44Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:47Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:51I knew it was a good idea to pick this up.
00:27:53Well, um, it's...
00:27:57Silly face.
00:27:57Dropped it outside on the sidewalk.
00:28:00Luckily, I was there to pick it up for her.
00:28:03Silly face.
00:28:05I am not paying extra for this.
00:28:07Consider it a Christmas gift.
00:28:09Those blazers.
00:28:11It's nice.
00:28:13You can afford this on a waste manager's salary?
00:28:16Well, believe it or not, Miss Smith, there is a lot of garbage out there.
00:28:19And I'm not just talking about William.
00:28:22I'll drink to that.
00:28:23I agree with you there.
00:28:25So, come on, guys.
00:28:26Let's eat.
00:28:27Come on.
00:28:28And this is where y'all will be staying.
00:28:43I have another room set up for Piper.
00:28:46Nice and festive for you.
00:28:48No complications, right?
00:28:50Sorry, honey.
00:28:51Mom, you know what?
00:28:52I should stay with Piper tonight.
00:28:54Oh, honey, newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart.
00:28:59Oh, I just remembered.
00:29:00The city's turning the water off at 10.
00:29:02Something about water conservation.
00:29:04That means you have 15 minutes to shower.
00:29:0715 minutes?
00:29:09Honey, it's no big deal.
00:29:10Just shower together.
00:29:13Shower together?
00:29:16Just shower together.
00:29:18Okay, you guys, have a good night, okay?
00:29:24You heard her.
00:29:45Whoa!
00:29:47Whoa!
00:29:47Why are you stripping?
00:29:50Well, I can't take a shower with my clothes on.
00:29:52Come on, we're wasting time.
00:29:54You have 15 minutes.
00:29:55Nice try.
00:29:55I am not showering with you.
00:29:57All right, sleep yourself.
00:29:59All room for me in there.
00:30:01Not if I meet you there first.
00:30:18Come on, Max.
00:30:20Get out of the way.
00:30:22We agreed.
00:30:23Nothing physical.
00:30:24You're the one with the dirty thoughts, wifey.
00:30:26Relax.
00:30:27I won't touch you.
00:30:29Unless you say you want me to.
00:30:32But that'll cost extra.
00:30:34Yeah.
00:30:43And your dreams.
00:30:46Free to join me.
00:30:47You know, if you keep staring at my ass, you're not going to have me shower while you're left.
00:31:10You wish.
00:31:11Why aren't you getting in?
00:31:12You pray you'll fall for me?
00:31:15It's you who has to worry about resisting me.
00:31:18Oh, yeah?
00:31:19Proof.
00:31:20Holy shit.
00:31:33Oh, this is going to be harder than I thought.
00:31:40I'll say.
00:31:41What happened to all that cool guy caught this.
00:31:45Still think you can lose this?
00:31:48Baby.
00:31:49I don't think I want you.
00:31:51Max, I shut it up.
00:32:00Or maybe we should.
00:32:02God, he's such a good kisser.
00:32:05Why does this feel so familiar?
00:32:08Max, we cannot do this.
00:32:27What?
00:32:27I didn't mean to cross any...
00:32:29It's not you, Max.
00:32:30It's us.
00:32:31It's this.
00:32:31This is all an act.
00:32:32Let's not make it more complicated than it is.
00:32:35You're right.
00:32:36I'm sorry.
00:32:39I just don't need to be sorry.
00:32:41You just...
00:32:45That birthmark.
00:32:55What is that?
00:32:58It's him.
00:32:59The man from New Year's.
00:33:00Is he Piper's father?
00:33:02Why are you acting?
00:33:08Oh, my God.
00:33:10Max is Piper's father.
00:33:12Are you okay?
00:33:14Yeah.
00:33:15I just, um...
00:33:17I just got lightheaded.
00:33:18I think I just need a few more minutes.
00:33:20Alone.
00:33:23Of course.
00:33:23We have a daughter together.
00:33:28Oh, my God.
00:33:29What do I do?
00:33:36I'm gonna sleep on the floor.
00:33:38You can take the bed.
00:33:40Thanks.
00:33:43Hey.
00:33:44Are you sure you're okay?
00:33:46Okay.
00:33:47Look, fake marriage aside,
00:33:48I'm your husband for the next few days.
00:33:50So if there's something you need,
00:33:52I can help.
00:33:53I want to help.
00:33:55He's Piper's father.
00:33:57He has a right to know.
00:33:59Um, Max,
00:34:01how would you feel
00:34:03if you found out you had a kid?
00:34:08A child?
00:34:09No, no, no.
00:34:11That's impossible.
00:34:13I'm very careful.
00:34:16Mostly.
00:34:18I just mean I'm not the type of guy
00:34:20to sleep around.
00:34:20Family to me is a big commitment,
00:34:23and I don't want any loose ends.
00:34:26You know?
00:34:27Right.
00:34:28He wouldn't want a kid tying him down.
00:34:31I shouldn't tell him about Piper.
00:34:33Why do you ask?
00:34:35No reason.
00:34:36Just curious.
00:34:38No, I feel like you're
00:34:40going somewhere with this.
00:34:42What?
00:34:43No.
00:34:45Well, then,
00:34:45can I ask you a question?
00:34:48Shoot.
00:34:53Where did you get these?
00:34:55And how did you know my exact size?
00:34:57I did not get those.
00:34:59I don't know where those came from.
00:35:01Are you sure you're just not trying
00:35:03to break the contract?
00:35:06Let me get past.
00:35:08Give me the...
00:35:08Give me the...
00:35:09Give me the...
00:35:10Woo!
00:35:10Woo!
00:35:21Eva, the truth is...
00:35:24Is that I...
00:35:26Go, go, go, go, go.
00:35:29Just a second.
00:35:31Come in!
00:35:31Hey, hon.
00:35:34Oh!
00:35:35Sorry for interrupting,
00:35:36but Piper is asking for a bedtime story
00:35:39before I tuck her in.
00:35:41Think you could take this one, Dad?
00:35:42We're kind of in the middle of something.
00:35:44I can see that.
00:35:46Well, why don't I read it to her?
00:35:48I mean, if you don't...
00:35:49If you don't mind.
00:35:51Well, that a boy.
00:35:52You know what?
00:35:52Just put a shirt on.
00:35:54I'm gonna go get her.
00:35:55Piper!
00:35:56Here comes Grandpa!
00:36:00He sprang to his sleigh,
00:36:02to his team gave a whistle,
00:36:04and away they all flew,
00:36:05like the down of a thistle.
00:36:07But I heard him exclaim
00:36:08as he drove out of sight,
00:36:11Merry Christmas to all,
00:36:13and to all,
00:36:15a good night.
00:36:16If Piper knew he was her real dad,
00:36:20she'd be over the moon.
00:36:22Good night, Piper.
00:36:27Is her dad still around?
00:36:29Yeah, but he doesn't know it,
00:36:32because you're her dad.
00:36:34Uh, no.
00:36:35That man has no idea
00:36:37what a treasure
00:36:38he's missing out on.
00:36:43Do you really think so?
00:36:44From the bottom of my heart.
00:36:48Maybe I should tell him.
00:36:49He deserves to know.
00:36:57Max.
00:37:01You are Piper's father.
00:37:10I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:37:14Where's Piper?
00:37:37She must have snuck off
00:37:39while we were asleep.
00:37:40I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:37:40I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:37:42God, he's such a good kisser.
00:38:06Just gonna kiss and run?
00:38:07Not on my watch.
00:38:14Yeah, this.
00:38:16I remember this.
00:38:27Good morning, you two love bugs.
00:38:29How was your stay at Chateau Smith?
00:38:31Good morning, Miss Smith.
00:38:34It was, uh, it was great.
00:38:35Wonderful.
00:38:36Well, it's about to get even better.
00:38:40Oh, no.
00:38:42What is that?
00:38:43Sardines and saltines.
00:38:44It's a Smith family classic.
00:38:46It was my gram-grams favorite
00:38:48during wartime.
00:38:49Don't be shy.
00:38:50Go ahead, grab a handful.
00:38:53Max, you don't have to.
00:38:54No, no.
00:38:55It's okay.
00:38:55It's a Smith family staple.
00:38:59There we go.
00:39:08Here we go.
00:39:09Uh-huh.
00:39:17Good?
00:39:18Mmm.
00:39:19Good?
00:39:20It's grumpy.
00:39:21Well, you two better get dressed.
00:39:24You gotta go see Aunt Miranda.
00:39:28Could I, um,
00:39:29could I have some water, please?
00:39:30That means there's no escaping
00:39:32Aunt Miranda and her brood this year.
00:39:34What's the deal with them?
00:39:36Every year, Aunt Miranda
00:39:37bullies Piper and I.
00:39:38Says Piper's a fatherless brat,
00:39:41and I'm...
00:39:42Hey, don't worry.
00:39:44I'll protect you and Piper.
00:39:46Better have Sam on standby tonight,
00:39:50just in case.
00:39:52Well,
00:39:53looks like it's time
00:39:54to get dressed up then.
00:40:06Wait, that earring.
00:40:09Wait, that earring.
00:40:11You like it?
00:40:13I was so bummed
00:40:14when I lost the matching one years ago.
00:40:15Did you lose it
00:40:16seven years ago?
00:40:18I don't really remember the details,
00:40:20but luckily,
00:40:21I was able to find a new pair.
00:40:24Right.
00:40:25Yeah, it's just a common earring.
00:40:27Anyone can have it.
00:40:28Maybe I'm reading too much into it.
00:40:30She can't be the woman
00:40:31from seven years ago.
00:40:34So, Ava and Piper
00:40:36still aren't here.
00:40:39But Derek said that Ava got married.
00:40:41What kind of man
00:40:43could she possibly have landed?
00:40:45An aging single mom.
00:40:48Slim pickings.
00:40:49I heard.
00:40:50He's in waste management.
00:40:52That explains it.
00:40:53She's probably too embarrassed
00:40:55to show up.
00:40:56Oh, please, Miranda.
00:40:57Look, Ava is your niece.
00:40:59Oh, come on, Grandpa.
00:41:01Everyone knows Ava had a kid
00:41:03with a random one-night stand.
00:41:05Her track record speaks for itself.
00:41:07Exactly.
00:41:08Not like my Sierra.
00:41:09Married to a legal advisor
00:41:11for Harrison Group.
00:41:14Oh, they're here.
00:41:17Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:23Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:25Merry Christmas.
00:41:25You must be Grandpa Harold.
00:41:28I am.
00:41:30I'm Ava's husband, Max.
00:41:32Pleasure to meet you.
00:41:32Welcome.
00:41:33You're Ava's husband.
00:41:35But you're gorgeous.
00:41:39But not as handsome as you.
00:41:42Look at you two.
00:41:43You look like you just
00:41:44stepped out of a movie.
00:41:45Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:41:46Merry Christmas.
00:41:48This is from Max and I.
00:41:49Oh, my goodness.
00:41:51Thank you, Eva.
00:41:51Let me grab that for you, Daddy.
00:41:54Oops.
00:41:55Oh, my bad.
00:41:56Ooh, a homemade gift.
00:41:59How thrifty.
00:42:01Not all gifts are about
00:42:02the price tag.
00:42:03Mommy's right,
00:42:04you mean old hat.
00:42:06You little...
00:42:08You will not lay a hand
00:42:09on my daughter
00:42:10or you will lose yours.
00:42:13Oh, I think you broke my wrist.
00:42:16Look what you just did
00:42:17to my mother.
00:42:18My husband is Harrison Group's
00:42:20top legal advisor.
00:42:21He could ruin your life.
00:42:35Mommy, are you okay?
00:42:37I'm fine.
00:42:37I'm just wet, honey.
00:42:38Yeah.
00:42:39It's okay.
00:42:40It's okay.
00:42:42What are you...
00:42:44Don't you dare
00:42:46disrespect my husband.
00:42:48Did you just slap me?
00:42:50Next time,
00:42:50it'll be a closed fist.
00:42:52You're a fucking psycho.
00:42:53You know what, Sierra?
00:42:54I can take your little insults,
00:42:55but leave my family
00:42:57out of this.
00:42:59Her family.
00:43:01She needs me.
00:43:07You okay, honey?
00:43:08Do I look okay to you,
00:43:10dumbass?
00:43:10Do something.
00:43:12You don't know
00:43:12who you're messing with.
00:43:14I've got the full weight
00:43:15of the Harrison Group
00:43:15behind me.
00:43:16Oh, wow.
00:43:17I'm sure the CEO
00:43:18would love to hear
00:43:19that you're using
00:43:20his company's name
00:43:21to bully people.
00:43:22Like you'd have any idea
00:43:24how a CEO thinks.
00:43:25Let's call him.
00:43:26I'm sure he'd be more than happy
00:43:28to be on my side.
00:43:29Please.
00:43:30Who do you think you are?
00:43:32Enough.
00:43:35There will be no arguing
00:43:36during Christmas.
00:43:38Fine, Dad.
00:43:39Let it go, Nathan.
00:43:41They're just jealous.
00:43:44For Grandpa's sake,
00:43:46I'll let you off easy.
00:43:47I think you owe Nathan
00:43:49a thank you.
00:43:51I think you owe me
00:43:52a thank you
00:43:52for slapping some sense
00:43:53into you.
00:43:54Do you want me
00:43:54to get the other cheek?
00:43:55All right, that's enough.
00:43:57Everyone come inside
00:43:58and sit down.
00:44:00Is this a joke?
00:44:22Can you please
00:44:23pass me some food?
00:44:24Hold it.
00:44:25Who said you could
00:44:25eat anything else?
00:44:26My husband and I
00:44:28paid for this feast.
00:44:33My husband and I
00:44:34paid for this feast.
00:44:36King crab,
00:44:38fresh from Alaska,
00:44:39and grass-fed wagyu.
00:44:41Three times the price,
00:44:4350 times the flavor.
00:44:45And you don't get
00:44:46a single bite.
00:44:47It's just petty.
00:44:48Maybe so.
00:44:50But gourmet food
00:44:51isn't meant
00:44:52for bottom feeders.
00:44:53Fine.
00:44:55Then we won't stay
00:44:56and eat with you.
00:44:57Come on, let's go.
00:44:58No, no.
00:45:00Don't you dare
00:45:01leave our family dinner.
00:45:03Grandpa, I'm sorry,
00:45:04but they're treating us
00:45:05like...
00:45:06I know, dear.
00:45:07I just want to have
00:45:08our family together.
00:45:09Fine.
00:45:10We'll let the strays
00:45:11sit and eat with us.
00:45:13Better a stray
00:45:13than a bitch.
00:45:14What was that?
00:45:18I just want to have
00:45:19our family together.
00:45:21Fine.
00:45:22We'll stay.
00:45:24Can I have
00:45:25a little napalm?
00:45:26It's okay, sweetie.
00:45:27We'll get something
00:45:28right after.
00:45:29Like drive-thru?
00:45:31I hope you enjoy
00:45:33food poisoning.
00:45:34That will be
00:45:34a particularly
00:45:35memorable
00:45:36Christmas present.
00:45:39No strays.
00:45:40Ow.
00:45:40Sweetie, sweetie,
00:45:41are you okay?
00:45:42Yeah, it's fine.
00:45:44You hit my child.
00:45:45You're fucking crazy.
00:45:46Well, if you'd
00:45:47teach her some manners,
00:45:48maybe I wouldn't
00:45:49have to.
00:45:50Don't worry, baby.
00:45:55I'll handle it.
00:45:56Jasmine and I
00:45:56paid for this feast.
00:45:59King crab,
00:46:00fresh from Alaska,
00:46:01and grass-fed wagyu.
00:46:04Three times the price,
00:46:0550 times the flavor.
00:46:07And you don't get
00:46:08a single bite.
00:46:10It's just petty.
00:46:11Maybe so.
00:46:12But gourmet food
00:46:13isn't meant
00:46:14for bottom feeders.
00:46:16Fine.
00:46:17Then we won't
00:46:18stay and eat with you.
00:46:20Come on, let's go.
00:46:20No, no.
00:46:22Don't you dare
00:46:23leave our family dinner.
00:46:25Grandpa, I'm sorry,
00:46:26but they're treating
00:46:27us like...
00:46:28I know, dear.
00:46:29I just want to have
00:46:30our family together.
00:46:31Fine.
00:46:32We'll let the strays
00:46:33sit and eat with us.
00:46:35Better a stray
00:46:36than a bitch.
00:46:37What was that?
00:46:41I just want to have
00:46:42our family together.
00:46:44Fine.
00:46:45We'll stay.
00:46:47Can I have
00:46:48a little nipple?
00:46:49It's okay, sweetie.
00:46:50We'll get something
00:46:51right after.
00:46:52Like drive-thru?
00:46:54I hope you enjoy
00:46:55food poisoning.
00:46:56That will be a
00:46:57particularly memorable
00:46:59Christmas present.
00:47:02No strays.
00:47:03Ow.
00:47:03Sweetie, are you okay?
00:47:05Yes, please.
00:47:06You hit my child.
00:47:08You're fucking crazy.
00:47:09Well, if you'd teach
00:47:10her some manners,
00:47:11maybe I wouldn't
00:47:12have to.
00:47:14Don't worry, baby.
00:47:17I'll handle it.
00:47:21Don't worry, baby.
00:47:22I'll handle it.
00:47:27Piper.
00:47:28Sweetie, are you ready
00:47:29to try the best food
00:47:30you've ever had
00:47:31in your life?
00:47:34Okay, sweetheart.
00:47:35Give me two minutes
00:47:36and one phone call.
00:47:37As if you have a chef
00:47:39on speed dial.
00:47:40Actually, I do.
00:47:43He's such a liar.
00:47:44This ought to be hilarious.
00:47:46Oh, it will be.
00:47:49Sam.
00:47:51Yeah, send the troops
00:47:52and bring that king crab
00:47:54from Antarctica.
00:47:55I'm already on my way.
00:48:00Bring that king crab
00:48:02from Antarctica.
00:48:02I'm already on my way.
00:48:06You hear this guy?
00:48:07He wants the best king crab
00:48:09in the world
00:48:09from Antarctica.
00:48:12Now I get why
00:48:13you married him, Eva.
00:48:14His silly delusions
00:48:15are just adorable.
00:48:17Max, what are you doing?
00:48:19Don't worry about it, sweetheart.
00:48:21Santa's already on his way.
00:48:22Actually, five, four, three, two, one.
00:48:32A helicopter?
00:48:40There's no way.
00:48:47How did you pull this off?
00:48:48Sam is like family.
00:48:50I thought I'd introduce you to.
00:48:51Thanks, boss.
00:48:53Boss?
00:48:54Eva's always been genuine with me.
00:48:56Maybe it's time she knew
00:48:57who I really am.
00:48:59Eva, I think it's time
00:49:00you actually know the truth.
00:49:02I'm Maximus Harrison.
00:49:05You're the CEO
00:49:07of Harrison Group?
00:49:09Mm-hmm.
00:49:12Come on.
00:49:14You can stop kidding around.
00:49:17If you were the CEO,
00:49:18why would you be here
00:49:18pretending to be my husband?
00:49:20No, I actually am the CEO.
00:49:22Come on.
00:49:23You can stop the charade.
00:49:24Okay, this is just another favor
00:49:25from that bigwig friend, isn't it?
00:49:27Eva, I'm not pretending.
00:49:31Mr. Harrison,
00:49:32the Antarctic king crab
00:49:33as you requested.
00:49:34How is this possible?
00:49:46This loser brings Antarctic king crab
00:49:49and has his own personal chef?
00:49:53Who are you?
00:49:54I told you.
00:49:55I'm Eva's husband.
00:49:57That chef called him
00:49:58Mr. Harrison.
00:49:59Wait.
00:50:00No.
00:50:01Hold on.
00:50:03You're the actual CEO
00:50:04of the Harrison Group?
00:50:07You're worth more
00:50:08than some whole countries.
00:50:10Hmm.
00:50:10Some of the small ones.
00:50:12I mean, you know that.
00:50:14You work for me.
00:50:16Oh, God.
00:50:16I insulted my own boss.
00:50:19I'm finished.
00:50:24Oh, God.
00:50:26I insulted my own boss.
00:50:28I'm finished.
00:50:29Didn't think Max would commit this hard.
00:50:31Pretending to be CEO
00:50:32is a hell of a move
00:50:33worth every penny I'm paying him.
00:50:35For tonight,
00:50:37your feast ends.
00:50:38And with that,
00:50:39your career.
00:50:41You're fired.
00:50:42Fired?
00:50:43Sam.
00:50:43You're fired?
00:50:48Oh, God.
00:50:49I can't be fired.
00:50:52What?
00:50:53Mr. Harrison, please.
00:50:55You can have as much crab
00:50:56as you want.
00:50:57Please, Mr. Harrison.
00:50:58I'll do anything.
00:51:00Guys,
00:51:01take out the trash.
00:51:07And you.
00:51:08Oh, me?
00:51:10Mr. Harrison,
00:51:11come on.
00:51:12That was a Christmas joke.
00:51:14A family tradition.
00:51:16Yeah, well,
00:51:16there's a new family tradition.
00:51:18Sam.
00:51:23Will you do me the honors?
00:51:26Gladly.
00:51:30Merry Christmas, Aunt Maria.
00:51:35Father, do something.
00:51:37Well, you kind of deserve that.
00:51:39I'm leaving.
00:51:40I'm leaving.
00:51:41Mmm, pumpkin.
00:51:42My favorite.
00:51:50Come on, sweetie.
00:51:52Daddy had the scrapped line
00:51:53just for you.
00:51:54Eat as much as you want.
00:51:55Thanks, Daddy.
00:51:59I am so sorry
00:52:01I ruined your Christmas.
00:52:02I just couldn't take them
00:52:03treating you like that.
00:52:04Honestly?
00:52:06This is the best Christmas
00:52:07I've ever had.
00:52:08Well, if you want,
00:52:09we can have many more.
00:52:10Just like this.
00:52:12Does he really mean that?
00:52:13Or is he just playing the part?
00:52:15I can't tell.
00:52:17And that terrifies me.
00:52:23Merry Christmas, Miss Harrison.
00:52:25I brought you a gift.
00:52:26Here's the paternity test
00:52:27between the boss
00:52:28and that little girl.
00:52:28Oh, this is wonderful.
00:52:37Sam, I have a granddaughter.
00:52:40Tell me everything.
00:52:42Miss Eva Smith,
00:52:43single mother,
00:52:43small town gal,
00:52:45didn't finish high school,
00:52:46currently works in retail.
00:52:47Oh, Maximus,
00:52:49I thought I raised you better.
00:52:51A high school dropout
00:52:52in the Harrison family?
00:52:55Not a chance.
00:53:00She is clearly unfit
00:53:02to raise my granddaughter.
00:53:04Maximus seems to like her.
00:53:05Silence.
00:53:06Get me the address
00:53:07where she works.
00:53:08It's Happy Heels
00:53:09on Broadway.
00:53:10That's nice.
00:53:11We own that one.
00:53:13Good work.
00:53:14But take off
00:53:15that stupid hat.
00:53:15Thanks.
00:53:27So your dad insisted
00:53:28that I try this wine
00:53:29that he's been saving
00:53:30for 20 years.
00:53:33Sounds like he's happy
00:53:34with his new son-in-law.
00:53:35And how about you?
00:53:40Me?
00:53:41Yeah.
00:53:43Are you happy
00:53:43with your new husband?
00:53:45Eva.
00:54:00That birthmark.
00:54:01Family to me
00:54:02is a big commitment
00:54:04and I don't want
00:54:05any loose ends,
00:54:07you know?
00:54:08Maximus,
00:54:08there's so much
00:54:09we don't know.
00:54:10So much we're not
00:54:11telling each other.
00:54:12Uh.
00:54:14No feelings,
00:54:14no complications.
00:54:16That's what we agreed upon.
00:54:17Yeah, I didn't sign
00:54:17a contract.
00:54:19Max.
00:54:20Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:54:23It's cold.
00:54:25Maybe I'll go grab
00:54:26some more firewood.
00:54:29Max.
00:54:29I need to tell you something.
00:54:32I need to tell you something.
00:54:34It's something important.
00:54:36What's gotten into her?
00:54:39Is she hiding something?
00:54:40Is this the part
00:54:41where you tell me
00:54:41there's no Santa?
00:54:43I haven't been
00:54:44completely honest with you.
00:54:48Piper is...
00:54:48Piper is...
00:54:51Piper is...
00:54:53Piper is...
00:54:53Mommy, Daddy,
00:54:54my hand hurts.
00:54:56Sweetie.
00:54:57Oh, my gosh.
00:54:58It's all swollen.
00:54:59Must have been
00:55:00when that witch
00:55:00smacked her
00:55:01with the fork earlier.
00:55:02Listen,
00:55:02you stay here with Daddy.
00:55:03Mommy's gonna go
00:55:03get a first aid kit, okay?
00:55:07Come on, Piper.
00:55:11Okay, let me see.
00:55:12I promise
00:55:16I won't let anyone
00:55:17hurt you or Mommy again.
00:55:19But that's not true.
00:55:21You're leaving
00:55:21after Christmas,
00:55:22aren't you?
00:55:25Uh...
00:55:25Daddy!
00:55:26No!
00:55:28What?
00:55:34Don't you dare
00:55:35disrespect my husband.
00:55:39Well, maybe
00:55:40I don't have to leave.
00:55:42Well, maybe
00:55:44I don't have to leave.
00:55:45Really?
00:55:46Please stay, Daddy.
00:55:50You think
00:55:51you will scar?
00:55:54Hmm.
00:55:56I wouldn't worry
00:55:57about it.
00:55:58Scars make you
00:55:59look like a badass.
00:56:00I have one, too.
00:56:02Dad,
00:56:03I got that
00:56:04when I was
00:56:04about your age.
00:56:06Some punk
00:56:06came at me
00:56:07with a switchblade.
00:56:09Really?
00:56:09No way.
00:56:10No.
00:56:11It was actually
00:56:12a cactus.
00:56:13But it's still cool.
00:56:16I have something
00:56:17like that
00:56:17on the back
00:56:17of my neck.
00:56:21Piper,
00:56:22how long
00:56:23have you had that?
00:56:24My mom
00:56:24said I had that
00:56:25when I was born.
00:56:26and how old
00:56:32are you?
00:56:33Six.
00:56:34Six?
00:56:35That one night
00:56:35stand was
00:56:36about seven years
00:56:37ago.
00:56:37Okay,
00:56:38I found the
00:56:38first aid kit.
00:56:39Ivor,
00:56:40are you sure
00:56:40we haven't met
00:56:41before?
00:56:44What do I even
00:56:45say?
00:56:46And how do I
00:56:46explain it to
00:56:47Piper?
00:56:48Sorry,
00:56:49honey,
00:56:49this man's
00:56:49your dad
00:56:50and he didn't
00:56:50know you existed
00:56:51until now.
00:56:52Um,
00:56:54yeah.
00:56:57Can I see
00:56:57your hand,
00:56:58sweetie?
00:56:59Eva.
00:57:04Okay,
00:57:04look,
00:57:05look,
00:57:06Piper is...
00:57:09Go on.
00:57:20That must be
00:57:21an emergency.
00:57:23Excuse me.
00:57:24Sorry,
00:57:25I'll take this.
00:57:32Mommy,
00:57:33are you okay?
00:57:34Yeah.
00:57:36Mommy's just
00:57:37realizing she's
00:57:38a coward.
00:57:39I don't even
00:57:40have the guts
00:57:40to tell the truth.
00:57:44Why haven't you
00:57:45picked up my
00:57:46calls?
00:57:47I'm telling you,
00:57:48Max,
00:57:48that woman is
00:57:49manipulating you.
00:57:51She's a high
00:57:51school dropout,
00:57:52doesn't even have
00:57:53a decent job,
00:57:54and she's unfit
00:57:55to raise my
00:57:56granddaughter.
00:57:57I'm Eva's
00:57:58husband.
00:57:58Max,
00:57:59that man has
00:58:00no idea
00:58:01what a treasure
00:58:02he's missing
00:58:04out on.
00:58:07I'm sorry,
00:58:08Max.
00:58:09You can't know
00:58:10Piper's your
00:58:10daughter.
00:58:11Your mother
00:58:11would take her
00:58:12away.
00:58:12After Christmas,
00:58:14it's over.
00:58:16Eva?
00:58:18Maximus?
00:58:19Are you even
00:58:20listening to me?
00:58:21No, Mom, Mom,
00:58:22listen, I'm sorry,
00:58:23okay?
00:58:24Eva's my wife,
00:58:25and I've made up
00:58:25my mind.
00:58:26I'm not leaving
00:58:27her.
00:58:29Eva?
00:58:29Oh, wow.
00:58:48Oh, wow.
00:58:49That's so cool.
00:58:50What did you make?
00:58:51Derek, this is from
00:58:53Eva.
00:58:54Oh, thank you so much.
00:58:56Thanks, guys.
00:58:58I'm glad you're here.
00:59:01We got it!
00:59:01Oh!
00:59:02Wow!
00:59:03Damn, these are nice.
00:59:05Grandpa, language,
00:59:07little ears.
00:59:13Piper, do you want to go
00:59:14see your present?
00:59:15It's in the other room
00:59:16by the train set.
00:59:17I'll go with you.
00:59:18Remember the song
00:59:18that we sang?
00:59:19Ready?
00:59:20Ready?
00:59:20Grandma got run over
00:59:22by a reindeer.
00:59:22What do we got, guys?
00:59:23Billy.
00:59:24Walking home from our
00:59:24house, Christmas Eve.
00:59:30You never told me.
00:59:33Have we met before?
00:59:39Have we met before?
00:59:41She's unfit to raise
00:59:43my granddaughter.
00:59:47I don't know what
00:59:48you're getting at.
00:59:50Eva, I have the same
00:59:51birthmark as Piper.
01:00:01I don't know
01:00:01what you're talking about.
01:00:02Lots of people have
01:00:03birthmarks.
01:00:03They're very common.
01:00:04I feel so awful,
01:00:06but I can't lose my child,
01:00:08no matter how I feel
01:00:09about him.
01:00:12Maybe.
01:00:15Are you okay?
01:00:16Are the clogs
01:00:19a bad idea?
01:00:21No.
01:00:22I'm fine.
01:00:26Oh, I almost forgot.
01:00:30I got you this.
01:00:32You got me a gift, too?
01:00:33Tis the season.
01:00:35Open it.
01:00:46Gloves.
01:00:59Did you make these?
01:01:02Yeah.
01:01:04I know this is a fake marriage,
01:01:05but it's Christmas.
01:01:08You've already done so much for me.
01:01:09I just wanted to do a little
01:01:10something for you.
01:01:13How did I feel?
01:01:15Warm, right?
01:01:16Yeah.
01:01:18Warm.
01:01:20Soft.
01:01:23Perfect.
01:01:23Thank you, Eva.
01:01:30I've never gotten anything
01:01:31this meaningful before.
01:01:34Really?
01:01:36Yeah, my mom.
01:01:37She partied all the time,
01:01:38and I got gifts.
01:01:40Plenty of them,
01:01:41but I don't think
01:01:43she ever bought one herself.
01:01:46Nothing personal.
01:01:48Well, you deserve it.
01:01:49You're a good guy.
01:01:52And someday you'll
01:01:54find someone special
01:01:56to spend all your Christmases with.
01:02:00What if that day's today?
01:02:04What if I already found
01:02:06someone special?
01:02:09Right here.
01:02:19Max, we can't.
01:02:37If you want me to stop,
01:02:39you better tell me right now.
01:02:44Come on.
01:02:46I don't want you to stop.
01:02:49No matter how many years pass,
01:02:55I still can't resist him.
01:03:10I don't want you.
01:03:11I don't want you.
01:03:19Oh, God.
01:03:21You are trying to be
01:03:22fucking insane.
01:03:27Piper!
01:03:36Piper?
01:03:38She can't see us.
01:03:40Eva?
01:04:01Grandma, I'm up here.
01:04:03That was way too close
01:04:17Yeah
01:04:17We would have gotten on the naughty list
01:04:20Sometimes it's fun to be naughty
01:04:26Can I still unwrap my present?
01:04:33You still haven't given me mine
01:04:39Let me give it to you
01:05:03Who is calling me this morning?
01:05:20Hello?
01:05:24Hello Eva Smith
01:05:26I'm Max's mother
01:05:27Name your price
01:05:29What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:05:32What?
01:05:33We both know my son is way out of your league
01:05:36Take the money
01:05:38Leave my granddaughter with us
01:05:40And go
01:05:41My son will find a better wife
01:05:43And a better mother for his child
01:05:45Piper is my daughter
01:05:46And no amount of money you offer
01:05:48Could ever make me give her up
01:05:49So you keep your money
01:05:50And I'll leave on my own
01:05:51But I am not handing Piper over to you
01:05:53Well there's my beautiful wife
01:05:58You okay?
01:06:07Look we made it through Christmas
01:06:08So I think it's best
01:06:12We go our separate ways
01:06:13What are you talking about?
01:06:16It's over
01:06:17It's not that hard to understand
01:06:19Eva wait
01:06:24So last night meant nothing to you?
01:06:34Max
01:06:35It's not real
01:06:36None of it was real
01:06:38So
01:06:39This is just a goodbye
01:06:40Didn't realize I was so disposable for you
01:06:44Look
01:06:46Last night
01:06:48I let my guard down
01:06:51But I'm a mother
01:06:52And my choices affect Piper
01:06:54And being with you
01:06:55Can mess up everything between us
01:06:57Just tell me what you need
01:06:59I'll do whatever it takes
01:07:01To be a good husband
01:07:02A good father
01:07:03Just say the word
01:07:05You don't get it
01:07:12You don't get it
01:07:14I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York
01:07:23I won't give up on this
01:07:29Are we here?
01:07:46Yes
01:07:47As much as I don't want us to be
01:07:50We're back
01:07:51Piper
01:07:55Sweetie wake up
01:07:56We're home
01:07:57How can she just walk away?
01:08:03Don't forget you have to meet my mom
01:08:12It's part of the agreement too
01:08:14Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:08:18You promised
01:08:19Eva I haven't asked you for much
01:08:21Can you do this for me please?
01:08:25Alright fine
01:08:26When?
01:08:28Two days
01:08:29I'll come pick you up
01:08:31No need
01:08:32Just send me the address and I'm either
01:08:34I know you and mommy thought
01:08:42But she still really likes you
01:08:45So don't give up
01:08:46Okay daddy?
01:08:48Thank you sweetie
01:08:48If there's one thing you should know about your daddy
01:08:51I always fight for the ones I love
01:08:53Eva's meeting my mother today
01:09:15Time to finally tell her the truth
01:09:17Boss
01:09:18Boss
01:09:20Lady and gentlemen
01:09:25I am so sorry
01:09:26I need to go in back with my family
01:09:28Family?
01:09:30Boss you okay?
01:09:32Never better
01:09:33Go get her Max
01:09:36Give her your best smile
01:09:41Ah there he is
01:09:43Maximus darling
01:09:45I have some prospects for you
01:09:48Nice high society girls from the city
01:09:51Oh
01:09:54I told you
01:09:57I already found the woman I love
01:09:58Maximus
01:10:04Maximus stop this
01:10:07That evil woman is scamming you son
01:10:10Tell me what kind of woman you want and I'll find you another
01:10:14You are heir to the Harrison dynasty
01:10:18No I'm not
01:10:19Oh
01:10:21I work in waste management
01:10:23And I'm a secret crime boss
01:10:25I'm Eva's husband
01:10:27And I'm a father
01:10:28What?
01:10:31Oh that's her
01:10:46The woman who got my son head over heels
01:10:49Hi
01:10:52Welcome in
01:10:52Can I help you find something?
01:10:54I want to try those
01:10:56Awesome I'll get them for you right away
01:11:00Are you?
01:11:03Sure you wouldn't want something more sensible?
01:11:05No no no
01:11:09I know what I want
01:11:10Size 7
01:11:12Oh baby can't even walk but she wants $3,000 heels
01:11:17Come on she wants the white shoes
01:11:19Ignore her she's just grumpy over the holidays
01:11:27Here let me help you
01:11:29Come on
01:11:29She seems kind
01:11:36I shouldn't be that impressed she's just doing her job
01:11:45How do they feel?
01:11:47Well I love the style but it's too small
01:11:50I think I need a size up
01:11:52Maybe my feet are still growing
01:11:55Right away
01:11:58I'll be right back
01:12:00She's not only kind
01:12:02She's patient
01:12:03Was I wrong about her?
01:12:19Are you gluing the heel back on?
01:12:23Well who gives a shit
01:12:25She can't walk
01:12:26That's just pure evil
01:12:32Oh come on St. Eva
01:12:36She's in a wheelchair
01:12:38Who cares?
01:12:39It's the last pair
01:12:40I get paid commission
01:12:42I am not doing that Vanessa
01:12:49See
01:12:51This is your whole problem
01:12:54This is why you'll always be broke
01:12:58I don't care if she can walk or not
01:13:01I'm not selling her joke
01:13:03She has to deal with people like this?
01:13:07People who insult her all day?
01:13:09I'm your manager
01:13:12Sell the old bitty the shoes
01:13:17Or you're fired
01:13:19Did I stutter?
01:13:26You don't have to fire me
01:13:32I quit
01:13:35I don't work here anymore
01:13:41Listen
01:13:43Don't buy the shoes
01:13:45They're broken
01:13:46Spend your heart and money elsewhere
01:13:48Okay?
01:13:48You're a good person
01:13:50After all
01:13:51Looks like I misjudged you
01:13:54I'm sorry
01:13:55Why are you still here Eva?
01:14:00Get out
01:14:01You're not disabled?
01:14:08Selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped?
01:14:12Absolutely shameful
01:14:14Who are you?
01:14:16I am the chairwoman
01:14:17Of the Harrison Group
01:14:20And the owner of this store
01:14:21You're Eleanor Harrison?
01:14:25Mother of the CEO?
01:14:27I am
01:14:27And you my dear
01:14:29Are fired
01:14:30What did I do?
01:14:35You are a good person
01:14:37From now on
01:14:39This store is yours to run
01:14:41Are you serious?
01:14:47That's right
01:14:49Don't be nervous, child
01:14:51You are professional
01:14:53Responsible
01:14:55Far better than that two-bit manager
01:14:57You
01:15:01Out
01:15:03I'll leave
01:15:04I'm leaving
01:15:08I
01:15:10I
01:15:11I
01:15:11I
01:15:12I
01:15:12I
01:15:12I
01:15:12I
01:15:12I
01:15:12I
01:15:12I feel like I'm dreaming
01:15:13No
01:15:14Don't worry
01:15:15You're getting a promotion
01:15:17You deserve it, my dear
01:15:20Thank you
01:15:23First assignment
01:15:24I want that row
01:15:26And that row
01:15:28And the entire display case
01:15:30Pack it all up
01:15:32And bring it to my house
01:15:33Okay
01:15:35Yeah
01:15:36Once we're home
01:15:39I'll tell her
01:15:40I'm her mother-in-law
01:15:41I can't wait
01:15:42To finally meet
01:15:43My granddaughter
01:15:44She's the mother of a CEO
01:15:52Of course she lives like this
01:15:54Mrs. Harrison
01:16:05I'm here with your delivery
01:16:07Max?
01:16:11Eva
01:16:11What are you doing here?
01:16:15I
01:16:15There you are, Eva
01:16:18Wonderful we can finally meet each other properly
01:16:22My new daughter-in-law
01:16:24What are you
01:16:26That means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group
01:16:32Well I tried to tell you but
01:16:36Stop
01:16:36And you
01:16:38You lied to me at the store
01:16:40You were both just testing me
01:16:43Is this some sick game rich people play?
01:16:46I'm sorry Eva
01:16:47I thought you might be using my son
01:16:49Just after his money
01:16:51But I was wrong
01:16:52Eva please
01:16:53I don't deserve to be treated like this
01:16:55Not every working class girl is after your money
01:16:58How could you think that of me?
01:17:01It's not like that dear
01:17:02Eva what are you talking about?
01:17:05Mom
01:17:06What did you do?
01:17:08I was just trying to get the two of you back together
01:17:10We're not together
01:17:11And I can't love something that was never real
01:17:15I made a horrible mistake
01:17:21What are you waiting for son?
01:17:24Go after her
01:17:25Eva
01:17:29Let me go
01:17:30I swear it's not what you think
01:17:32But we come from two completely different worlds
01:17:34Stop pretending like you care
01:17:35I'm not pretending
01:17:36Okay I can't fake what we have
01:17:39In everything I've done for you
01:17:40And Piper
01:17:41This is real
01:17:42Touch my wife again
01:17:48And I will snap every finger that you've got
01:17:50Max you came
01:17:52God you weren't driving me fucking insane
01:17:55I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband
01:17:59A good father
01:18:00Just say the word
01:18:02See
01:18:05Stop fighting
01:18:08We belong together
01:18:12You're wrong
01:18:14Wrong about what?
01:18:17That you care?
01:18:18Or we belong together?
01:18:20Look I already told you
01:18:21We're from two completely different worlds
01:18:23Now I held up my end of the deal
01:18:25And I met your mother
01:18:26Like we discussed
01:18:27Now I want a fake divorce from my fake cousin
01:18:30Eva
01:18:34Eva
01:18:37I'm sorry Maximus
01:18:41Walking away is the only choice I have
01:18:44Ow
01:18:50Are you okay mommy?
01:18:54Yeah sweetie I'm fine
01:18:55No you're not fine
01:19:06You're sad
01:19:06I'm okay sweetie
01:19:10I miss daddy too
01:19:14I want Max to be my real daddy
01:19:19Don't you want to be with him?
01:19:26Love bug
01:19:26You're right
01:19:28What am I doing?
01:19:30Running like a coward?
01:19:33I've always taught you to be brave
01:19:34Now it's time for mommy to be brave too
01:19:38I believe in you
01:19:40What are you gonna do mommy?
01:19:41I know exactly what to say to him
01:19:44Maximus deserves to know
01:19:49Piper is his daughter
01:19:51Enough sulking
01:19:59Go get your wife and my grandbaby back
01:20:02Don't you think I want to?
01:20:05She doesn't want me
01:20:07I didn't raise you to give up
01:20:09Your daughter is still out there
01:20:10You can't abandon her
01:20:12Mom you don't get it
01:20:13I made a deal with Eva to play my wife
01:20:16And Piper she was an added bonus
01:20:20What are you talking about?
01:20:23I already ran a DNA test
01:20:25Piper is your daughter
01:20:28What?
01:20:29See for yourself
01:20:30I was right
01:20:37Seven years ago
01:20:39New years that woman was Eva
01:20:41Eva
01:20:53Hey
01:20:55Daddy
01:20:57Daddy
01:20:59Piper
01:21:00I missed you so much sweetheart
01:21:09You came back
01:21:12I uh
01:21:15Don't forget to be brave mommy
01:21:19I uh
01:21:26I was scared
01:21:28But I don't want to be scared anymore
01:21:30Because what we have is real
01:21:33And it's worth fighting for
01:21:34Sweetheart I have
01:21:37Something to tell you
01:21:38I have something to tell you too
01:21:40Piper is your daughter
01:21:44You knew
01:21:46My sweet granddaughter
01:21:48Mama
01:21:49Well I just found out for sure a few minutes ago
01:21:55But you've known this whole time
01:21:56I was scared
01:21:58Okay I didn't know if you were going to take her from me
01:22:01I didn't know how you were feeling
01:22:03How could you not know how I felt
01:22:05I love you
01:22:18I love you Eva
01:22:18I love you too
01:22:21I promise
01:22:23For the rest of my life
01:22:25I'm going to make it up to you
01:22:26As long as we're together
01:22:29It doesn't matter where we are
01:22:31Will you marry me Eva
01:22:42For real this time
01:22:44Yes
01:22:45Yes of course I'll marry you
01:22:49Yes
01:22:53Looks like you're stuck with me the next Christmas
01:23:03And the Christmas after that
01:23:05And forever
01:23:06I wouldn't have it any other way
01:23:10Who's that
01:23:16Eva
01:23:18Take me back
01:23:22I'm sorry
01:23:24I'm sorry
01:23:24I'm sorry
01:23:25You're tired
01:23:25Looks like I have to take out the trash
01:23:30Again
01:23:32No?
01:23:35Not funny?
01:23:36No
01:23:36No
01:23:37No
01:23:38No
01:23:39No
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01:23:41No
01:23:42No
01:23:43No
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01:23:45No
01:23:46No
01:23:47No
01:23:48No
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01:23:50No
01:23:51No
01:23:52No
01:23:53No
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01:23:59No
01:24:00No
01:24:01No
01:24:02No
01:24:03No
01:24:04No
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