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00:00:00We're back in the workroom, and I am still here, but my dance partner is not.
00:00:10Well, we're already in it, girl. Drag Race is hell!
00:00:17It's my final UK sister. She's gone, and I'm sad. I absolutely adore Teresa.
00:00:22She's been an amazing, amazing drag artist, and I hate to be the one to send her home,
00:00:27but, you know, I already gave her a chance last week.
00:00:30Oh, yeah, you did. Yeah, I did, so...
00:00:33I do believe that it was her time, and I think I made the right call.
00:00:39It was a pretty easy decision, but a hard one to swallow, in a sense.
00:00:44Thank you for swallowing and not spitting. I really appreciate it.
00:00:47No, I'm so happy to be here. I'm not taking this for granted whatsoever.
00:00:52I do not want to be in that position again.
00:00:55And looking at her mirror message makes me sad, but I'm also happy to be here.
00:00:59Let's wipe the mirror away because it makes me feel so sad to look at it.
00:01:03Is this used?
00:01:04Probably. They are chorices.
00:01:07Smells like hell, too.
00:01:09Marina has won three badges now. Three.
00:01:13That's the number of legs I have, and that's just not okay.
00:01:17Well, well, well done, Marina.
00:01:19Fuck, fuck, fuck.
00:01:20I congratulate you, actually. I do have something that I owe you.
00:01:24Here you go. I promised it to you.
00:01:26Aw, thank you. I finally want something.
00:01:29You want three badges.
00:01:31I finally want something.
00:01:32You literally keep an answer.
00:01:34Jesus.
00:01:35What we want to know is, who did you pick?
00:01:37What's in my tit? Oh, I know.
00:01:39My decision tonight was very hard for me.
00:01:42It was a very, very difficult decision, but I did choose you, Scarlett.
00:01:49Oh, come on.
00:01:51So track record means nothing to Hannah Condon.
00:01:53I thought that she said she's going to play it fairly.
00:01:55Theresa, she kind of just gave me this compelling sort of sell on what she wanted to do and wanted to stay here and showcase.
00:02:02It wasn't about personality over track record.
00:02:04It's a combination of the both.
00:02:06Some things outweigh other things, and that's why I picked her lipstick.
00:02:09And to be fair, I think I rank above her.
00:02:11So, oh, controversial yet brave.
00:02:14Now I want to go forward with a group of people that, you know, I feel really comfortable with.
00:02:19Okay.
00:02:20Because I want to make this a harmony and a lovely space to be.
00:02:24I'm gagged.
00:02:25I think the bitch just doesn't like me.
00:02:27She feels threatened, and she wanted to keep Theresa because she wouldn't be the only one without a badge.
00:02:31I'm really happy she's played it.
00:02:33Yes.
00:02:34Thank God she's the assassin.
00:02:36Thank God.
00:02:37Yes.
00:02:38This is the moment of healing.
00:02:39I want to get it out.
00:02:40Yeah.
00:02:41And move forward.
00:02:42Healing.
00:02:43Shaka Khan.
00:02:44Shaka Khan.
00:02:45Shaka Khan.
00:02:46A healing moment, so she said.
00:02:48I don't know who exactly is feeling healed after this, but I'm glad she, I guess, got something off her chest.
00:02:54There is now one UK queen, one France, one Philippines, one downlander, and one American.
00:02:59Isn't that iconic?
00:03:00This is real versus the world.
00:03:02It's all over.
00:03:03That's done.
00:03:04Yep.
00:03:05We are the best of the best now.
00:03:06We are the top five.
00:03:07I feel great.
00:03:08I've cleared my conscience, I've cleared it up with Scarlet.
00:03:10Is it giving you gay versus the world?
00:03:11It's giving coming together as friends.
00:03:12We're all good.
00:03:13We're moving on.
00:03:14And this is gay rights in action.
00:03:15I think everything happens for a reason.
00:03:16Yep.
00:03:17I think everything happens for a reason.
00:03:18Yep.
00:03:19I won that list for a reason.
00:03:20And you really did.
00:03:21This is the semi-finals.
00:03:22We have one more to go.
00:03:23A quick reminder, maybe don't trust people as much as I was.
00:03:26Didn't know it's personal.
00:03:27Yeah.
00:03:28Forgive and forget.
00:03:29Well, maybe forgive, not forget.
00:03:30I know.
00:03:31All right.
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00:04:02Five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, six, six, six, six, six, six, six.
00:04:07Stop five.
00:04:09We talked.
00:04:10Stop five.
00:04:11Miss Scarlett, how are you feeling?
00:04:12Are you feeling?
00:04:13I feel great.
00:04:14I dressed up today because I am ready to be here.
00:04:17Every week is an opportunity and I'm excited to have it.
00:04:20I was almost not here, okay?
00:04:22If it shook out a little bit different last week, this would not be my reality.
00:04:27Bitch, I am here at this table.
00:04:28I am present and I'm ready to deliver the morning news, you know what I mean?
00:04:32And now over to Marina with the weather.
00:04:36It's good.
00:04:41Her majesty did already that had hers.
00:04:44Hey, hennies.
00:04:46Hey!
00:04:47Love is gentle.
00:04:49Love is kind.
00:04:50Aw.
00:04:51But shade is never having to say you're sorry.
00:04:55Oh.
00:04:55Oh.
00:04:58Well, that doesn't sound like love to me, girl.
00:05:00Awesome.
00:05:03Kamaspa?
00:05:04Woo!
00:05:04Hi!
00:05:05Hi!
00:05:05Good morning!
00:05:07Hi, Ladykins.
00:05:08Good morning!
00:05:10By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you semi-finalist.
00:05:15Yeah!
00:05:16That sounds good.
00:05:18And to celebrate, we're having a party.
00:05:21Woo!
00:05:21For this week's mini-challenge, you're going to get into quick bachelorette drag for a hand
00:05:29party, hennie.
00:05:30Oh, my God.
00:05:32Now, you've got 20 minutes.
00:05:34On your mark, hit, set, go.
00:05:37Bye.
00:05:37Bye.
00:05:39Oh, I'll be great.
00:05:41We definitely need a sash.
00:05:42Quick drag, you slut.
00:05:43Dad!
00:05:44Makeup.
00:05:45Makeup!
00:05:46Has anyone performed at a henn's party?
00:05:52Uh, yeah.
00:05:53Oh, yeah, I did.
00:05:54That's like drag 101.
00:05:55What happens at a henn's party always stays at the henn's party because you know the bride
00:05:59is absolutely getting back in the toilet by the stripper.
00:06:02Oh, I've just told it.
00:06:03Oh, my God.
00:06:04I've just revealed.
00:06:05Five minutes!
00:06:07Five minutes!
00:06:08Um, uh, um.
00:06:12Time's up!
00:06:13It's actually the air, girl!
00:06:15Time's up!
00:06:18Well, hello, hennies.
00:06:21And please, say hello to DJ Jazzy Jacob.
00:06:26Hey!
00:06:28Yes.
00:06:28The fastest fingers in town.
00:06:31Ooh.
00:06:32Now, when the music starts, I want to see you tear up the dance floor.
00:06:35And when the music stops, I'll ask the henn with the least sickening moves to step aside.
00:06:41In the end, the funkiest chicken will win.
00:06:45Girls on tour!
00:06:47Rig on the strippers!
00:06:48DJ Jazzy Jacob, let the music play.
00:06:52Guess who back in the house?
00:06:54Heels click clackin' about.
00:06:55Fine fish, feminine style.
00:06:56Twitty coming out of the vines, oh, heavenly and gentlemen.
00:06:58Between the styles, cross the boy, no doubt.
00:07:00Body like, wow!
00:07:01She about the end of this trap.
00:07:02Teddy's so plentiful, flashy.
00:07:03She ain't jazzy, she'd be criminal.
00:07:04Don't make sense for a bitch to be thisin' now.
00:07:07Ooh.
00:07:09Wow, they were all pretty sickening in the wrong way.
00:07:13I think, Tia, you better sit this one out.
00:07:21All right, Jazzy Jacob, let's make it faster.
00:07:25Oh.
00:07:25Oh!
00:07:26The score!
00:07:27I've been that bitch, yes, I love that.
00:07:28I love that.
00:07:28Now she feminine, up and color.
00:07:30From the Clintons to the Obamas, I keep it tight.
00:07:32Now they call me mother.
00:07:33Oh!
00:07:35La Grande Dame, I'm gonna have to ask you to evacuate the dance floor.
00:07:39Okay, now.
00:07:41Same fool, same fool, same fool.
00:07:44All right, DJ, even faster.
00:07:46Hit it!
00:07:47La Grande Dame, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the dance floor.
00:08:02I think it's time for you to leave the dance floor.
00:08:04Ooh!
00:08:04Uh-huh.
00:08:06I mean, she said let's get sickening.
00:08:08I think maybe I just took it too literally.
00:08:10All right, DJ, give them everything you've got.
00:08:13Is Hannah dancing right now or has she been possessed by a demon?
00:08:25All right, Marina, you've got the moves.
00:08:31Hannah, you've got the motion.
00:08:32But one of you was really causing a commotion.
00:08:36Anaconda!
00:08:40Condragulations.
00:08:41All right, so Hannah, it's time to take a victory lap dance.
00:08:48DJ, hit it!
00:08:53Yes, please!
00:08:55Faster, DJ!
00:09:01Give her a big round of applause!
00:09:03Hello, drag queens!
00:09:04My queens, you are cordially invited to the sham wedding of the century.
00:09:13The nuptials of drag race royalty.
00:09:17Michelle Visage and Graham Norton.
00:09:20When have Michelle and Graham started bumping purses?
00:09:28Now for this week's maxi challenge, you need to give a wedding speech.
00:09:33But instead of raising a toast, you're going to give a good old-fashioned roast.
00:09:39Oh, I love it, all this speaks.
00:09:42Oh my God!
00:09:43Roast!
00:09:44Comedy!
00:09:46It's been great, gals.
00:09:47Goodbye.
00:09:50Hashtag Drag Race UK.
00:09:51Now, to help you prepare, later you'll be meeting with our extra special guest judge,
00:09:58queen of the comedy roast, Catherine Ryan.
00:10:02Oh, look at that!
00:10:03Oh my God!
00:10:04I'm obsessed with her.
00:10:05I love her.
00:10:06She's great.
00:10:07I really do love her.
00:10:08Anaconda.
00:10:09Yes.
00:10:09As the winner of the mini-challenge, I'm making you the wedding planner.
00:10:14Oh!
00:10:15So you get to decide the roast order.
00:10:18Ooh!
00:10:19Call me J-Lo, here we plan the weddings!
00:10:22Racers, start your engines.
00:10:25And may the best drag queen win.
00:10:27Woo!
00:10:28I love drag queens!
00:10:32Hi.
00:10:33Welcome.
00:10:34Come into my lair.
00:10:35Welcome to Condor's Canubial Corporation.
00:10:38I'm here to formulate a powerful roast line-up.
00:10:43Do you know what a roast is?
00:10:44No, you don't!
00:10:46We don't.
00:10:47Just jokes, you're all perfect.
00:10:49I love you.
00:10:49Let's go.
00:10:49Let's plan a wedding!
00:10:51So I want to know, who's done a roast before?
00:10:59None of us have done a roast in our season, and I think that's really exciting, because
00:11:02none of us know what to expect.
00:11:03It could really go either way.
00:11:05We never got to do a roast.
00:11:06It's not a part of the French comedy culture.
00:11:09Really?
00:11:10Yeah, it's not, but I'm excited.
00:11:12I wouldn't consider myself a comedy queen.
00:11:15I think I'm just dumb.
00:11:19It works.
00:11:21Knowing that this is a challenge where there is a lineup, I would like to hear where you
00:11:25would like to go, and I'll start down the end with Dada.
00:11:28I would say that a safe place, this is a new exercise for me, would be around the middle.
00:11:33It's around the middle.
00:11:34Yeah.
00:11:34If you want to go first, I want to go last.
00:11:37Oh, I see what's happening here.
00:11:39We want to bookend.
00:11:40I'm not telling you what to do.
00:11:41This is your business, and I am but interviewing for an apprenticeship.
00:11:47Honestly, I don't know.
00:11:48I think I could kind of squeeze in wherever, to be honest.
00:11:51I mean, opening would be kind of exciting.
00:11:53I'm so excited to show the judges that I can do this.
00:11:56It's a new side of me, and a little bit of a little different flavor.
00:11:59I just want to be safe, honestly, because comedy is not my strongest suit.
00:12:03You know that.
00:12:04I don't want to add any more pressure to what I am currently feeling, so I think I'm very
00:12:08comfortable with being in the middle.
00:12:10Look, not everyone can get what they want.
00:12:12I could either set this up so I look really good and they look shit, or I could make a really
00:12:17cohesive, fun comedy roast, and hopefully that works out in my favor.
00:12:23To open the show, I think I would like to start it off.
00:12:26I think after me, I would like to place Dada.
00:12:31And then for the flow, I think I will put Marina in the middle.
00:12:36After that, Scarlett, and then closing out the show for you.
00:12:39Got it.
00:12:39Does that sound okay?
00:12:40That sounds great.
00:12:40Yeah.
00:12:41Cool.
00:12:42How about the working hours?
00:12:43Oh.
00:12:44And do we have holidays off?
00:12:45Okay, now this is all out.
00:12:47You know what?
00:12:47This has been great.
00:12:48I love it.
00:12:49Thank you so much.
00:12:50This is kind of important.
00:12:51Yeah, don't call us.
00:12:52We'll call you.
00:12:54Bye-bye.
00:12:55Bye-bye.
00:12:55I don't know how to use a fact machine.
00:13:00Oh, well, fuck it, Doc.
00:13:02Don't you look spiffy?
00:13:03Hello.
00:13:03Hello.
00:13:04Here we go to meet Catherine Ryan.
00:13:08Thank you, Hannah Conda.
00:13:09I've come in full drag.
00:13:10I've tucked my trouser snake.
00:13:12I appreciate it.
00:13:13Why don't you just go through your set for me and we'll take it from there?
00:13:16So I have Michelle joining the last fewest group of women.
00:13:19Fran Dresch, Eliza Minnelli, and Judy Garland taking on gay husbands.
00:13:22Really great for the community.
00:13:24Scarlet Envy has a face like a rabid cat.
00:13:26She's one minor inconvenience away from having a full mental snap.
00:13:29I'm unsure if this is RuPaul's Drag Race anymore or One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.
00:13:33Make sure your punchlines are strong and sometimes less is more.
00:13:36Yeah.
00:13:37If you can say something with fewer words and like really punchy, then go for that.
00:13:41Yeah, because I do find myself to be a bit of a talker and I like all my stories kind
00:13:45of waffle for a bit.
00:13:47I'm excited for a comedy roast.
00:13:48I've never done one.
00:13:49This is the last opportunity I have to win that coveted badge and I'm willing to give
00:13:53it a red hot go and fucking just nail this.
00:13:55Well, this is the place to be like quick and firm and hard just the way we like it.
00:14:01Hello.
00:14:02So how are you going to honor all the wedding guests and of course the bride and groom?
00:14:11Um, what scares me the most is that we don't really have roasts in France and in French
00:14:17in general.
00:14:18Are the French really kind people?
00:14:20No, they're not.
00:14:20I didn't think so.
00:14:21No.
00:14:21I have a few that worry me because they are kind of gore or a little intense.
00:14:28Okay.
00:14:28You know what?
00:14:29Prince Harry is considered brave to talk about his frostbitten penis.
00:14:33But once again, nobody's there to worry about frozen c**.
00:14:37How are you, Michelle?
00:14:39Oh, just make sure that you don't lose a joke by using a word that is banned on this channel.
00:14:45Yeah.
00:14:45Sometimes we like to say twat in this country.
00:14:48Twat for the fufu?
00:14:49Change it to twat.
00:14:50How do you spell that?
00:14:51T-W-A-T.
00:14:53Who said this show's not educational for the kids?
00:14:55Yeah, I love that.
00:14:56I'm going to use that.
00:14:57I tend to like the little swear words, but I need to not disappoint her and showcase all
00:15:05the good stuff tomorrow.
00:15:06Just take your time.
00:15:08You can really slow it down because you don't want anyone to miss the pure solid gold that
00:15:14you're bringing to the stage.
00:15:14This is how beautiful you look, Marina.
00:15:17This is your day look?
00:15:19Are you so excited?
00:15:21I'm actually kind of nervous because this is my first roast ever.
00:15:25But yeah, I plan to like do it my own way, like storytell and like bring the Philippines
00:15:30with me with my jokes and hopefully it works.
00:15:33Storytelling in a roast is really difficult because you've got to come in fast and you
00:15:38have to come in hard.
00:15:39So let's hear what you have to say.
00:15:41Okay.
00:15:43Mabuhay, everybody.
00:15:43And you know, mabuhay in Filipino means long live, long live.
00:15:48And clearly someone in this room already had too many mabuhays.
00:15:52That's funny.
00:15:53You know, Michelle and Graham's wedding is a testament that if you grow old and you can't
00:15:57find a partner, just marry one of your closest friends who's rich, successful, and hot.
00:16:03And they both failed.
00:16:05This is great.
00:16:06Oh my God.
00:16:07Marina.
00:16:08Oh my God.
00:16:08You have nothing to be nervous about.
00:16:10Okay.
00:16:10Catherine is laughing at my jokes.
00:16:13I was so surprised.
00:16:15Phew.
00:16:16You could take some time and do just more of what you're already doing.
00:16:19Okay.
00:16:20Okay.
00:16:21See you tomorrow night.
00:16:22Oh my God.
00:16:22This is so helpful.
00:16:23I'm relieved and I am ready to get this roaster cooking.
00:16:32Hi, gorgeous.
00:16:33Scarlet Envy.
00:16:34Hi.
00:16:35Wow.
00:16:36I've seen you read here and there.
00:16:37Yeah.
00:16:38I think you're very talented at this already.
00:16:39Oh, thank you.
00:16:40What's your plan?
00:16:41I have a whole like Graham Norton section.
00:16:43Let's hear the Graham Norton section.
00:16:45Uh, Graham Norton's been on the telly so long that when he started it was actually just
00:16:48live theater in Greece.
00:16:50Catherine is smiling and like, you know, nodding, but I'm going for like belly laughs.
00:16:56You know what I mean?
00:16:57And congratulations to all of us for making it to the hardest challenge of the season,
00:17:00finding something nice to say about RuPaul.
00:17:02Oh, we'll cross that one out.
00:17:05You better make sure you're hilarious.
00:17:07Yes.
00:17:07Nobody got time to sleep now, girl.
00:17:09Go hard or go home.
00:17:12Yeah.
00:17:13Are you looking forward to roasting the bride and groom?
00:17:16I need to push it.
00:17:17I think a little bit because I'm quite polite and also my humor is just like mostly like stupid
00:17:22dad jokes.
00:17:23Okay.
00:17:23Let's hear some of these toast roast jokes.
00:17:25Well, you may have heard in the tabloids that myself and the grand dame have had a whirlwind
00:17:30romance in this competition.
00:17:32Unfortunately for all the grand coffee fans out there, I have to let you know that the
00:17:36relationship has ended.
00:17:38I told her she drew her eyebrows on too high and she looked surprised.
00:17:42Let me stop you there.
00:17:43I want to let you know the relationship has had a happy ending.
00:17:48Yeah, in the toilets.
00:17:50Okay, great.
00:17:50About 10 minutes ago.
00:17:51I've had that happy.
00:17:51There you are.
00:17:52I think that's cute and that's very you because you just thought of it.
00:17:55Okay.
00:17:56Rather than try to de-dad joke your set,
00:17:59I would lean into these because you love them.
00:18:02Authenticity is the only way to win any game.
00:18:05Okay.
00:18:06She wants me to lean into my personality,
00:18:08which is what the judges have been saying the whole time.
00:18:10Yeah, we can do it.
00:18:12I'm ready to toast and roast tomorrow.
00:18:15Bring it on.
00:18:23I'm the best flower girl ever.
00:18:26Flower?
00:18:27I love a wedding.
00:18:34I'm not that bad.
00:18:35It's elimination day and one of those chicken is going to get roasted.
00:18:39With a little parmintano.
00:18:41Like, yeah, cooking French.
00:18:44How's everyone feeling?
00:18:50Ari the roast.
00:18:51This is our final sort of chance to get a little badge.
00:18:54Has anyone been in the semifinals before?
00:18:57You know, this is uncharted territory for me, girls,
00:19:00because I have never actually made it this far on Drag Race before.
00:19:04I'm very excited about it, which really just makes me want it even fucking more, girls.
00:19:09We are so close to the end.
00:19:12I can taste it.
00:19:13It tastes good.
00:19:15Has anyone else experienced a finale before?
00:19:18Any finalists here?
00:19:19Yes, I did.
00:19:20I was like a runner-up on my season.
00:19:23And that's where the pressure was at this time around.
00:19:27It was to at least match what I did.
00:19:29There's 50K on the line.
00:19:31It's giving drama.
00:19:31But as a finalist on my season, if you stop watching at episode 6,
00:19:36I can't wait for it.
00:19:39Well, I finished first on my season.
00:19:43First runner-up.
00:19:45Yeah, just like that, I came here to prove that, you know,
00:19:48I can match that placement again.
00:19:51But what I've learned from this whole thing is that
00:19:53you are rebirthing a new version of yourself
00:19:55and you don't have to be haunted by your past.
00:19:58And you don't have to, you know, carry that burden.
00:20:01I made it to the final of Down Under.
00:20:04But I felt there was a lot of people who didn't really understand
00:20:06who I am as a person.
00:20:07And that really was really hard for me.
00:20:09To be honest, I didn't really enjoy the experience
00:20:12because I was just so scared about how people would perceive me.
00:20:17And, you know, even to the point where I'd go to meet and greets
00:20:19and stuff, people paid to meet everybody,
00:20:21but they'd walk past me.
00:20:23Maybe.
00:20:24So my first round was, although it was very recent,
00:20:28it was really tough.
00:20:29But, you know, now I've been more me than I have in a very long time.
00:20:36I've been able to showcase me again and more authentically me.
00:20:42It just gives life more excitement and meaning
00:20:45and it just makes life worth living even more.
00:20:49I felt so instantly comfortable around all of you.
00:20:52Yeah, I just feel like you've helped to turn the lights back on
00:20:55and brighten up the house again and, yeah, it's been really, really special.
00:21:00So thank you for that.
00:21:01And no matter what happens, like, I know that this just means the world,
00:21:04just know that you're sending me back to Australia like my old self.
00:21:07So that's really nice and I appreciate it
00:21:09because I felt so scared for a while, but not anymore.
00:21:12Come on.
00:21:13I love you, girls.
00:21:13I just can't believe what you said.
00:21:16Like, you are one of my favorite people now.
00:21:18I love you all.
00:21:19Oh, I love you, girls.
00:21:21But this has been really, really special.
00:21:23So, yeah.
00:21:24Love you, babe.
00:21:25I love you all.
00:21:27I can't wait for you to talk shit about us on the main stage today.
00:21:31Like you always do, bitch.
00:21:33It's all in humor.
00:21:35It's all humor.
00:21:37Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race UK versus the world.
00:21:42Michelle Visage.
00:21:44May I call you a polygamist?
00:21:46You can call me whatever you like as long as it gets me dual citizenship.
00:21:52International treasure Graham Norton.
00:21:55Now, Graham, what does your husband think about you marrying Michelle Visage?
00:22:00Well, luckily, he's a huge seduction fan.
00:22:02So, he's thrilled.
00:22:05Over the moon.
00:22:07Well, it takes three to make a thing go right.
00:22:10Hey.
00:22:11And our extra special wedding guest, Katherine Ryan.
00:22:16Are you with the bride or with the groom?
00:22:19Well, I've been with both.
00:22:20Two very different lovers, though equally generous.
00:22:27For better or worse, this week we challenged our queens to give a wedding rose.
00:22:32And tonight, on the runway, category is Take Me Up the Aisle, Bridal Couture.
00:22:40Racers, start your engines.
00:22:42And may the best drag queen win.
00:22:43Clearly, beloved, we are gathered here to celebrate the union of Michelle Visage and Graham Norton.
00:22:58If anyone knows a reason this couple should not be joined together in holy matrimony, speak now or forever hold your peace.
00:23:14I know many reasons, I have them.
00:23:17Okay, okay.
00:23:19One at a time.
00:23:20First up, Hannah Condor.
00:23:22First off, I feel honoured to be here at your nuptials today.
00:23:29And as a wise woman once sang, it takes two to make a thing go right.
00:23:33But that doesn't apply in this situation because this is all kinds of fucking wrong, to be real about it.
00:23:38But, Michelle, you are joining an illustrious group of women.
00:23:42Fran Drescher, Liza Minnelli, Judy Garland.
00:23:46They went into what we call lavender weddings.
00:23:49You know, they are marrying the homosexual.
00:23:53I won't tell.
00:23:54Don't you worry, darling.
00:23:54Don't you worry.
00:23:55This is true allyship.
00:23:56It really is.
00:23:57And, Graeme, you taking Michelle as your awful wedded wife.
00:24:02It's actually lovely for RuPaul and her back because it's relieving the pressure of having to carry around Michelle on her coattails for all these years.
00:24:10It's truly God's work, darling.
00:24:12But being up the first cab off the rank, I do get to introduce the illustrious group of guests you have.
00:24:18Up first, Le Grand Dame.
00:24:20Data is so inaudible that I've had more intense conversations with farts from my own arsehole.
00:24:27Marina Summers, our little Filipina princess.
00:24:30Marina did actually just get her teeth in right before she came here to the show because straight after she's actually heading out to the Kentucky Derby where she's going to hope and win the little horse miniature best in show, which is lovely.
00:24:42So I wish you all the luck with that, Marina.
00:24:44And I say, nay, girl, nay.
00:24:48But speaking of Kentucky, all the way from the USA, we've got Scarlet Envy.
00:24:52The assault she's unleashed on her face today is next level.
00:24:56I've told you once, Scarlet, I've told you twice, the make-up brush is not a weapon.
00:25:03Okay?
00:25:04Ripple's here too.
00:25:05You truly are a modern-day marvel.
00:25:08Your legacy is going to live on forever.
00:25:10All your systems of levers and pulleys that are holding you together are going to be harvested for parts.
00:25:15But last, back to our happy couple tonight.
00:25:18It's your first night together.
00:25:20It's going to be warm.
00:25:21It's going to be wet.
00:25:23And it's going to be tight.
00:25:25Yeah.
00:25:26And that's just undoing Michelle's corset.
00:25:28But when it comes to Michelle's pussy, just slam it in, baby.
00:25:32Because that thing has been filled more times than mine and Catherine's lips put together.
00:25:35I tell you what, it is a party in there.
00:25:38Woo!
00:25:38The judges are laughing at her jokes, we're laughing at her jokes, and the best part is, Hannah is laughing at her own jokes, which I find endearing.
00:25:49So let's all raise our glasses to the happy couple.
00:25:52I'd say, whooppa, if I was Greek, but I'm not, so I won't.
00:25:57But now, I'm going to pass you over to the sperm that her mother should have swallowed.
00:26:02Please give it up for Le Grand Am!
00:26:05Le Grand Am!
00:26:08Classy, elegant, fashionable are all qualities Michelle Visage don't have.
00:26:16Butt-sickening gray hair, nice boobs, great bottom are all adjectives we can use to describe Graham Norton.
00:26:24You know, Graham Norton, you are the spare.
00:26:31Talking about that, Prince Harry is considered brave for talking about his frostbitten penis.
00:26:37And once again, nobody's there to worry about frozen twats.
00:26:42How are you, Michelle?
00:26:43Great!
00:26:45You know, when I spray my ankles, I just thicken them onto Michelle.
00:26:51That's what I do.
00:26:52Frozen twats.
00:26:58RuPaul, you are the barely living proof that the power of drag is real.
00:27:06The bad news is that you might only get recognition for it once you're dead.
00:27:10The good news is that it should happen pretty soon by now.
00:27:16I mean, I'm not going to go with the aging jokes again.
00:27:19You've heard them all.
00:27:20Oh, sorry, I need to explain that.
00:27:22So, Anna, aging is what is going to happen to you no matter how many gallons you put in your face.
00:27:28And Marina, a joke is something you say that makes people laugh.
00:27:34She tried.
00:27:36She tried.
00:27:38Catherine, I was about to forget about you.
00:27:40I had to go on Wikipedia to find out more.
00:27:43So, what I found was interesting.
00:27:46I'm going to read it out loud.
00:27:49Page not found.
00:27:50What is that about?
00:27:52Okay.
00:27:53You know, this competition has been all about lifting up one another, which is why Anna still don't have a badge.
00:28:03We couldn't lift the bitch up.
00:28:04That was about it.
00:28:10Good evening, everybody.
00:28:12Thank you all.
00:28:13Distinguished guests.
00:28:15And thank you all to all of those who simply can't afford to identify as that.
00:28:22Well, I just found my newfound confidence.
00:28:31I thought I was the only one struggling with the English language.
00:28:34Hello, everybody.
00:28:35My name is Marina Summers from the Philippines.
00:28:37Mabuhay, mabuhay.
00:28:38You know, mabuhay in Filipino means long live.
00:28:42And clearly, someone in this room already had too many mabuhay.
00:28:48But we're not here to talk about RuPaul.
00:28:50We are here to talk about the two other old hags in the room.
00:28:54Michelle and Graham.
00:28:56Hello.
00:28:57Mabuhay.
00:28:58Mabuhay.
00:28:58Especially you, mabuhay.
00:29:00Hello.
00:29:01You know, Michelle and Graham's wedding is a testament that if you grow old and you can't find a person to love and marry,
00:29:09just marry one of your closest friends who's rich, successful, and extremely hot.
00:29:15And they both failed.
00:29:16And speaking of failure, let's give it up for the lovely guests beside me.
00:29:22Hello.
00:29:22Hi.
00:29:23Scarlett is here because she's pretty and white.
00:29:26LeGrand is here because she's pretty and white.
00:29:29Hannah is here because she's just white.
00:29:31And there's free food in the lobby.
00:29:36And in true Australian wildlife fashion, that, my dear friends, just like her name,
00:29:42is a rare species of snake after swallowing a double-decker bus.
00:29:46Yes.
00:29:48Brr-brr-brr.
00:29:50Yes.
00:29:54Mabuhay.
00:29:55Mabuhay.
00:29:56I would like to propose a toast to our questionable couple, Michelle and Graham,
00:30:03to our extra special guest judge, whoever she may be,
00:30:05and to my favorite singer from America, Beyonce.
00:30:09Thank you, everybody.
00:30:11It's clear that this is not her strong suit, but she's actually holding her own,
00:30:18and I'm so, so impressed with her.
00:30:20Ooh, girl, after some of these toasts,
00:30:22Michelle Visage has never been happier to be gluten-free, honey.
00:30:25Oh, you're right.
00:30:27I am so, so happy to be here,
00:30:29and I was honored when you asked me to be your maid of honor.
00:30:32Honestly, you know, my first thought was,
00:30:34wow, this bitch really doesn't have any friends, girl.
00:30:37Oh, my God.
00:30:38But, you know, the ceremony was beautiful.
00:30:41You know, it was so wonderful we could finally find a priest
00:30:43to get close enough to Michelle Visage without a garlic necklace and a wooden stake, honey.
00:30:48Speaking of vampires,
00:30:50La Grande Dame is here, everyone.
00:30:52I mean, seriously, it's like she hasn't seen a summer in a hundred years, girl.
00:30:56What, are you allergic to the sun?
00:30:57Would it kill you to go outside?
00:30:58Girl, she gets a sunburn just opening the refrigerator.
00:31:02Also, Tia Coffee is here.
00:31:05Girl, Tia is so stupid that when RuPaul said,
00:31:09speak now or forever hold your peace,
00:31:10under the table, she just grabbed her dick.
00:31:15Piss.
00:31:16Sorry.
00:31:17Marina Summers is here.
00:31:20Now, Marina and I both know a thing or two about going viral,
00:31:23but Marina gets hers cleared up right up with a shot in the ass.
00:31:26And an injection.
00:31:27Oh.
00:31:28The incontinent Graham Norton is here.
00:31:33Graham Norton has been on the telly so long
00:31:35that the first episode of The Graham Norton Show was in black and white.
00:31:39Graham Norton has been in the business so long.
00:31:42How long?
00:31:43That people actually had to get up to turn his show off.
00:31:47That's bad.
00:31:53Poor Scarlet.
00:31:56And honestly, best of luck with your second marriage.
00:31:59You know, the only thing that Graham has in common with Michelle's first husband
00:32:01is that they were both paid to marry Michelle Vassal.
00:32:06He's being paid tonight.
00:32:09RuPaul, Elvis said,
00:32:10I can't help falling in love with you.
00:32:13But with a face pulled that tight, bitch, ain't nothing falling, okay?
00:32:18That was my favorite line.
00:32:23I'm having fun up here, girl.
00:32:24This is fun.
00:32:26Laugh, for God's sake.
00:32:28These are funny jokes.
00:32:31Right?
00:32:32Cheers.
00:32:33I want to make a toast.
00:32:34Cheers to Michelle, to Graham.
00:32:36Cheers, and thank you so much.
00:32:38Congratulations.
00:32:38Can I drink this now?
00:32:39Oh, Jesus Christ.
00:32:41This is why I don't go to weddings.
00:32:45And to tea your coffee now.
00:32:53Thank you for that fantastic introduction.
00:32:58Dearly tolerated,
00:32:59we are gathered here today
00:33:00to celebrate the joining of this man
00:33:01and Graham Norton
00:33:02in glory, holy matrimony.
00:33:05Michelle, you look stunning.
00:33:08Graham, you're a vision.
00:33:09Sorry, I misread that.
00:33:10Graham, you host Eurovision.
00:33:12You look a mess.
00:33:13You two are a strange pair.
00:33:15It's a real blending of cultures.
00:33:18Michelle Visage,
00:33:19a French name
00:33:19that roughly translates to
00:33:21Michael's face.
00:33:22And Graham...
00:33:23and Graham, who identifies emotionally with potatoes.
00:33:28And Graham, who identifies emotionally with potatoes.
00:33:28Not because you're Irish.
00:33:30That's a stereotype.
00:33:31It's because, much like a potato,
00:33:33you go with anything,
00:33:34which explains your marriage to Michelle.
00:33:38RuPaul is here.
00:33:39Hi, Ru.
00:33:40Hello.
00:33:40You really remind me of my mother.
00:33:42She's dead.
00:33:43You would be forgiven for thinking
00:33:48that the five of us on stage
00:33:50are the world's worst Spice Girls tribute act.
00:33:53I guess I'll take Scary Spice
00:33:54because I'm famously excellent
00:33:56at a Mel B impression.
00:33:58Scarlett, you can be gin and tonic spice.
00:34:01La Grande Dame, you can be posh
00:34:03because you're French.
00:34:04Marina, you can be baby
00:34:06because you're roughly the size
00:34:07of an eight-month-old child.
00:34:08And, Hannah, this is the first and last time
00:34:12anyone will say this to you.
00:34:14You're sporty.
00:34:18Now, let's get serious.
00:34:20You may have heard in the tabloids
00:34:21that myself and La Grande Dame
00:34:24have had a whirlwind romance
00:34:25in this competition.
00:34:27Unfortunately, that relationship has ended,
00:34:30but it was a happy ending
00:34:32about 20 minutes ago in the trailer.
00:34:34La Grande Dame's journey in this competition
00:34:36is very much like my favourite friend
00:34:38in French City.
00:34:39Why?
00:34:40Because she's going to lose!
00:34:46And finally, Marina is here.
00:34:49She has three badges in this competition.
00:34:51Scarlett, that's this many badges.
00:34:55You got her.
00:34:57Marina really reminds me of life.
00:35:00Life is short.
00:35:04Make the most of it
00:35:05because you never know when it might end.
00:35:09Cherish every moment.
00:35:11I'm Tia Coffee,
00:35:12and when I go,
00:35:12I hope it's instant.
00:35:19Instant coffee?
00:35:20You know,
00:35:21I never explained
00:35:21why I brought a trumpet with me.
00:35:24Good night, everyone.
00:35:25A perfect ending.
00:35:33I'm a genius.
00:35:35My wedding planning feels up.
00:35:37Sensational.
00:35:39Silence.
00:35:41I've made my decision.
00:35:44This marriage is off.
00:35:47Wait, what?
00:35:48Yes.
00:35:50I have just received the DNA reports.
00:35:52Michelle and Graham are brother and sister.
00:35:55I can't be honest.
00:36:02Lovely soup.
00:36:03Category is
00:36:08Take Me Up The Aisle.
00:36:11Up first,
00:36:12Hannah Conda.
00:36:13This ain't her first time up the aisle.
00:36:15My dress is very classic bridal.
00:36:19I feel so elegant and beautiful,
00:36:21and it feels like it glides,
00:36:22and I move,
00:36:23and I'm delicate.
00:36:23Oh, I love it.
00:36:24I feel like a sponge cake.
00:36:26No groom at the end.
00:36:28Ha ha ha.
00:36:28She was going to marry the love of her life,
00:36:31but he didn't show at the church.
00:36:33It is very sad.
00:36:35Not all weddings are happy.
00:36:36They often end in divorce.
00:36:38Ha ha ha ha.
00:36:40Did she get that big old dress in an ample sale?
00:36:42Or a junk-in-the-trunk show?
00:36:44Ha ha ha.
00:36:45Child-like skin.
00:36:46Hannah Montana Conda.
00:36:48Ha ha ha.
00:36:49Here comes the bride.
00:36:51Also, she's approaching.
00:36:52Ha ha ha.
00:36:54Oh, one more.
00:36:55Come to the reception for Vegemite and Fosters.
00:36:57Ha ha ha.
00:36:58Yum.
00:36:58Ha ha ha ha ha.
00:37:01Up next,
00:37:02Le Grand Tom.
00:37:05Wow.
00:37:06I am serving post-nuclear world bride.
00:37:10You know,
00:37:10mutants are very romantic too
00:37:12and they get married.
00:37:14I'm walking down the runway
00:37:15and I say I do.
00:37:20Poof.
00:37:21There it is.
00:37:22Ha ha ha.
00:37:23I feel very warm on that runway,
00:37:26but that's because of the uranium.
00:37:28Yes,
00:37:29she might have three ovaries,
00:37:31but it means she's going to have a lot of babies.
00:37:34She went for an elopement.
00:37:35She wanted no frills.
00:37:36Ha ha ha.
00:37:37I've seen her seating plan.
00:37:39It's on Graham's face.
00:37:40Ha ha ha.
00:37:41Ha ha ha.
00:37:42Ha ha ha.
00:37:42Sacre something bleu.
00:37:44Ha ha ha ha.
00:37:45Ha ha ha ha.
00:37:46Up next,
00:37:47Marina Summers.
00:37:49Mabu, hey.
00:37:50Ha ha ha.
00:37:51Ha ha ha.
00:37:51This look is a traditional wedding look
00:37:54from the Yakan tribe,
00:37:55one of the many tribes of the Philippines.
00:37:58As I walk down,
00:37:59I feel kind of emotional
00:38:01because it's just so sacred
00:38:02to be able to wear this.
00:38:04That is absolutely beautiful.
00:38:06Mm-hmm.
00:38:07This is my love letter to the Philippines,
00:38:10and I feel gorgeous,
00:38:11I feel powerful,
00:38:12and I feel proud.
00:38:15Hey,
00:38:15I think someone stole my wind chimes.
00:38:17Ha ha ha.
00:38:17I'll bet her bridal shower was golden.
00:38:20Ha ha ha.
00:38:21I said hope so.
00:38:22Ugh,
00:38:22I hate a destination wedding.
00:38:24Ha ha ha ha.
00:38:26Ha ha ha ha.
00:38:27Up next,
00:38:28Scarlet Envy.
00:38:30I'm serving Las Vegas, baby.
00:38:33I'm feeling fantastic.
00:38:35I feel like I just got married in Vegas,
00:38:38and I'm definitely saying
00:38:40I do want another vodka soda.
00:38:43RSV penis optional.
00:38:45Ooh.
00:38:46Ha ha ha ha.
00:38:46I can't help falling in love.
00:38:48Who wants to get hitched to this bitch?
00:38:51She doesn't know whether to toss a bouquet
00:38:53or graham salad.
00:38:54Ha ha ha ha.
00:38:55I can see her Las Vegas landing strip.
00:38:57Ha ha ha ha.
00:39:00Up next,
00:39:01the question remains.
00:39:02Tea or coffee?
00:39:04Wait,
00:39:05is this a wedding
00:39:07or a gender reveal party?
00:39:08She is from the hood.
00:39:10Motherhood.
00:39:10Ha ha ha ha.
00:39:12I am giving you
00:39:14a sci-fi alien moment.
00:39:16I am pregnant
00:39:17with baby Xenu.
00:39:19Serving you fierceness
00:39:20from far away
00:39:22across the universe.
00:39:23This look is a milky sleigh.
00:39:26You know this alien
00:39:27is only doing it for the visa.
00:39:28Ha ha ha ha ha.
00:39:31The dress is made of
00:39:33actual bridal satin.
00:39:35There's bridal lace.
00:39:36It's shiny.
00:39:37It's shimmering.
00:39:38It's gorgeous.
00:39:38Look at the train.
00:39:39There are ruffles.
00:39:40And I've got my legs out.
00:39:42Why?
00:39:43Because they're long.
00:39:44She's serving morning sickness.
00:39:47Yeah.
00:39:47Oh, yeah.
00:39:48I guess we know
00:39:49she likes the teabag left in.
00:39:51Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
00:39:53It's terrible.
00:39:54Oh, yes.
00:39:57Welcome, queens.
00:39:59It's time for the judges' critiques.
00:40:01Up first,
00:40:02Hannah Conda.
00:40:03Hey, Hannah.
00:40:04Hi, girl.
00:40:05You were a joy, as always.
00:40:07I thought you had
00:40:07a lot of really fun jokes.
00:40:09And you laughed
00:40:10at what the other girls
00:40:11were saying to you,
00:40:12even when it really wasn't funny.
00:40:13You were there to be the cackler.
00:40:15I was very offended
00:40:15that you didn't seem
00:40:16to take my love
00:40:17for Michelle seriously.
00:40:18Uh, the whole thing
00:40:20seemed like a joke to them.
00:40:22I love the way
00:40:23you styled yourself
00:40:24like that aunt
00:40:24who's flaming every centerpiece
00:40:26at the end of the night.
00:40:26It was like,
00:40:28that outfit let us know
00:40:29exactly what you were going to do.
00:40:31I loved that woman.
00:40:33I loved that you opened
00:40:34by dabbing the napkin
00:40:36at your mouth
00:40:36as though you'd filleted
00:40:37a groomsman.
00:40:38Ha ha ha ha ha.
00:40:39That was a physical joke
00:40:41before you'd even
00:40:41opened your mouth.
00:40:43You can see that you're someone
00:40:44who's happy to take
00:40:44the piss out of yourself,
00:40:45and that made you
00:40:46more warm and more likable
00:40:47to watch.
00:40:48So well done.
00:40:48Oh, thank you so much.
00:40:50And tonight,
00:40:51I think this is really beautiful.
00:40:52This is not traditional Hannah.
00:40:54This is traditional bride
00:40:55with a little nod of Hannah.
00:40:56I was captivated
00:40:57by the way that you performed
00:40:58the runway walk.
00:41:00It drew me in.
00:41:01Very romantic
00:41:01and a little bit sad almost.
00:41:04Where is he?
00:41:05I've been here for three days.
00:41:07Ha ha ha ha.
00:41:09Aw.
00:41:09I guess you figured
00:41:10that no one else would do
00:41:11the traditional bride,
00:41:12and you did it,
00:41:13and it looks fantastic.
00:41:14Anything else you want to add?
00:41:15Um, no,
00:41:16but I feel really pretty,
00:41:17and it's nice to just
00:41:18be fabulous and gay.
00:41:19So thank you very much.
00:41:20I loved it.
00:41:21Ha ha ha.
00:41:21Ha ha ha.
00:41:23Up next,
00:41:24La Grande Dame.
00:41:25Michelle.
00:41:26It wasn't the worst thing.
00:41:27It wasn't the best thing.
00:41:29There were moments
00:41:29where I felt you
00:41:30kind of spiraling,
00:41:31and then you rallying
00:41:32yourself back.
00:41:33And that's how you,
00:41:34you know,
00:41:34separate a performer
00:41:35from a novice.
00:41:36You had wordplay,
00:41:38which is very difficult.
00:41:39Twat is a new word
00:41:40for La Grande Dame.
00:41:41It didn't land so well,
00:41:43but then you just
00:41:44repeated yourself.
00:41:44You explained the joke
00:41:45to everyone,
00:41:46and that took a lot of balls.
00:41:47You said,
00:41:48ankles,
00:41:48frozen twat.
00:41:49Work with me.
00:41:50Ha ha ha.
00:41:51I really admired
00:41:52your commitment
00:41:53to the challenge.
00:41:54You never seemed defeated.
00:41:56You know,
00:41:56if jokes weren't landing,
00:41:57you just went,
00:41:58well,
00:41:58I'm going to give you another one.
00:42:00Here comes another one.
00:42:01I was so excited
00:42:02to do a roast.
00:42:03We really don't get
00:42:04to do that in France.
00:42:05It doesn't translate.
00:42:06It would sound really mean
00:42:07very fast.
00:42:08Right,
00:42:09because let's face it,
00:42:10in France,
00:42:10a roast is just
00:42:11everyday life.
00:42:12I know.
00:42:12Not entertaining enough.
00:42:15Let's talk about
00:42:16this Galliano,
00:42:17beautiful runway fashion moment.
00:42:19You look absolutely exquisite,
00:42:21and I love it.
00:42:22This is just beyond.
00:42:24I mean,
00:42:24that headpiece
00:42:25should just be,
00:42:26you know,
00:42:26in an art gallery.
00:42:27I have been to
00:42:28small-town Canadian art galleries.
00:42:30We don't have this.
00:42:31You are just a vision.
00:42:33It is so beautiful.
00:42:35The color is so unexpected.
00:42:37Just amazing.
00:42:40Thanks.
00:42:41Up next,
00:42:42Marina Summers.
00:42:43In the roast,
00:42:45when you had the timing,
00:42:46you had us.
00:42:47And then when it kind of fell off
00:42:48or you felt
00:42:48the joke's not landing,
00:42:50then you would lose it.
00:42:51But I enjoyed it,
00:42:52and I loved your energy.
00:42:54What I really liked,
00:42:55Ross,
00:42:55when things didn't land,
00:42:56you knew we would laugh.
00:42:58Are you doing your little
00:42:59kind of runway thing?
00:43:01So I was like,
00:43:01I love it.
00:43:02It was so shameless.
00:43:03Are you laughing now?
00:43:03Yeah,
00:43:04she was still laughing.
00:43:05We're still laughing.
00:43:06What did surprise me
00:43:07is that I thought
00:43:07you were stronger
00:43:08in the workshop with me.
00:43:09I was more comfortable
00:43:10reading it to you.
00:43:12I did notice
00:43:13a lot of the other queens
00:43:14glanced at their notes,
00:43:15and that's fine,
00:43:16but you were completely
00:43:17off book
00:43:18in your second language.
00:43:19So that was really,
00:43:21really impressive to me.
00:43:21There was a confidence there.
00:43:23You know,
00:43:23there were times
00:43:24when you faltered,
00:43:25but, you know,
00:43:25if you were to get
00:43:26a second chance,
00:43:27I could tell
00:43:27that you would nail it.
00:43:28This is just
00:43:30beyond beautiful,
00:43:32and you sell
00:43:33the garments
00:43:34and the looks
00:43:34so beautifully.
00:43:35Every little detail
00:43:37is there,
00:43:38even baby hairs
00:43:39at the nape of your neck,
00:43:40along with
00:43:40every little thing
00:43:41hanging and all the crystals
00:43:42in the headpiece.
00:43:44It's all just really beautiful,
00:43:45and I love your
00:43:46Filipino pride.
00:43:46This outfit is smashy.
00:43:48What is this outfit called?
00:43:50This is a traditional
00:43:51bridal garment
00:43:52from a tribe
00:43:53called the Yacan tribe.
00:43:54These textiles
00:43:55are actually hand-woven
00:43:56by the women
00:43:57of Yacan tribe.
00:43:58They were very gracious
00:43:59enough to let us wear it
00:44:01and represent that here.
00:44:05Up next,
00:44:06Scarlet Envy.
00:44:07You're one that struggled
00:44:08as well with some of the jokes,
00:44:09but you did power through it.
00:44:11You knew it.
00:44:12You kind of acknowledged it,
00:44:13and you still carried on
00:44:14because you're a performer.
00:44:15That's what you do.
00:44:16You gave it your best go.
00:44:17I appreciated your energy.
00:44:18There was kind of a disconnect,
00:44:20I felt,
00:44:20between your delivery
00:44:21and the material.
00:44:23Oh.
00:44:24You were kind of
00:44:25almost overselling the jokes.
00:44:26If you trusted in your jokes more,
00:44:28they would have landed better,
00:44:30I think.
00:44:30I was confused as to
00:44:31why you weren't getting
00:44:32more laughs, really,
00:44:33because I was laughing.
00:44:34I think that you do this,
00:44:36you indicate.
00:44:37Like, you know,
00:44:38when someone mentions your belt,
00:44:39you will say,
00:44:39you mean this belt?
00:44:40I think it distracts
00:44:42from where the punchline is
00:44:43because the material was strong,
00:44:45but for some reason,
00:44:46the laughs weren't there.
00:44:47I love what you're wearing tonight.
00:44:50Nothing says American drag
00:44:52quite like the yassification
00:44:53of Elvis,
00:44:54the makeup.
00:44:55I think all of it
00:44:56is super, super fun tonight.
00:44:57I was expecting
00:44:58more of a slutty bride.
00:44:59I was expecting more skin
00:45:00on your wedding day,
00:45:01but this is beautiful.
00:45:03I'm always so inspired
00:45:07by what queens are able to do
00:45:10with their silhouettes,
00:45:11and seeing that little
00:45:13itty-bitty waist
00:45:13and the hips on you
00:45:14this evening
00:45:15might have saved me
00:45:16a trip to Turkey.
00:45:17So thank you.
00:45:18This outfit is just exquisite.
00:45:21I love it so much.
00:45:22Thank you, Ru.
00:45:24Up next,
00:45:25Tia Coffee.
00:45:26So we waited this whole series
00:45:28to see what was in the dossier,
00:45:29and it was joke cards.
00:45:34I knew that you were
00:45:36going to have it
00:45:37because you brought you
00:45:37to the assignment.
00:45:38It worked.
00:45:39All of it.
00:45:40It was a home run.
00:45:40I was so proud of you.
00:45:41I so enjoy
00:45:43the way you know yourself now,
00:45:45that you weren't doing
00:45:46an impression of a stand-up.
00:45:48You were being Tia Coffee,
00:45:49and it was, you know,
00:45:50intentional and well-written.
00:45:52You know, that's impressive.
00:45:54Everything worked.
00:45:55You didn't lose your dad jokes.
00:45:57Michael Face.
00:45:58Michelle Visage.
00:45:59Yes, that's me.
00:46:00Just so many fun
00:46:01takeaway things.
00:46:03You set the tone
00:46:04for who you are
00:46:05and what your comedy's
00:46:06going to be
00:46:07within seconds
00:46:08of opening your mouth,
00:46:09and it was just hilarious.
00:46:13This outfit is ridiculous.
00:46:16This is so different
00:46:17and elevated
00:46:18from the last time
00:46:19you were here,
00:46:20and it makes me so happy.
00:46:22I mean, on your season,
00:46:23you would have done this,
00:46:23but that would have been
00:46:24a Cabapatch doll
00:46:25in a Tesco bag
00:46:26of lemonade.
00:46:28Great job tonight, Tia.
00:46:30The baby is yours.
00:46:33At my wedding's grab!
00:46:38Thank you, Tia.
00:46:40Thank you, Queens.
00:46:41I think we've heard enough.
00:46:43Based on the judges' critiques,
00:46:45I've made some decisions.
00:46:48At this point in the competition,
00:46:50if you're not in the top,
00:46:51you are in the bottom.
00:46:56Tia Coffee.
00:46:59Anaconda.
00:47:01Dragulations.
00:47:02You are the top two queens
00:47:04of the week.
00:47:09That means
00:47:10La Grande Dame,
00:47:12Marina Summers,
00:47:14Scarlet Envy.
00:47:14I'm sorry, my dears,
00:47:17but you are
00:47:17the bottom queens
00:47:19of the week.
00:47:22Hannah.
00:47:24Tia.
00:47:26Each of you
00:47:27needs to decide
00:47:28which of the bottom three
00:47:29you'll eliminate
00:47:30if you win
00:47:32the lip sync.
00:47:33So,
00:47:34while you deliberate
00:47:35in the workroom,
00:47:36the judges and I
00:47:37will return
00:47:39Graham and Michelle's
00:47:40wedding gifts
00:47:41for cash
00:47:42and store credits,
00:47:45you may leave the stage.
00:47:49Oh, my God.
00:47:51Just a couple of brides.
00:47:53We're back in the workroom
00:47:54and baby,
00:47:55she's chopped you!
00:47:57And I'm so proud.
00:47:59We're in.
00:48:00I'm going to the finals.
00:48:01Congrats to our top two
00:48:03ladies.
00:48:04Yay!
00:48:05And you are
00:48:06in the finale.
00:48:07Oh, my God.
00:48:07I know,
00:48:08and you're some funny bitches, too.
00:48:09That was really
00:48:09so incredible.
00:48:11Girls, like,
00:48:12you did fucking fantastic
00:48:13as well.
00:48:14Honestly,
00:48:15it was a fun time.
00:48:16There was lots of laughs.
00:48:16How are you feeling, Marina?
00:48:18Honestly,
00:48:18I feel proud of myself.
00:48:20I may not
00:48:20got all the laughs,
00:48:22but I...
00:48:23You got all the badges.
00:48:24I got...
00:48:25Scarlet,
00:48:27how are you feeling?
00:48:28It is what it is,
00:48:29you know?
00:48:30I mean,
00:48:30it's unfortunate
00:48:31that there's three
00:48:31in the bottom
00:48:32this week.
00:48:34I do not feel
00:48:35like I deserve
00:48:36to be in the bottom.
00:48:38Maybe I fell short
00:48:39in my delivery
00:48:40on some of the jokes,
00:48:41but I'm a bit worried now.
00:48:43Look,
00:48:44Tia,
00:48:44I know this is going to be
00:48:45a tough decision
00:48:46for us both.
00:48:46Yeah.
00:48:47Again,
00:48:47I do accept bribes
00:48:49and there will be
00:48:51a job on offer
00:48:51at the...
00:48:53What is it when you...
00:48:54The Contra Canoe Field Corporation.
00:48:55You need to start
00:48:56this actual company.
00:48:57Let's go and do it.
00:48:57Come on.
00:48:58Me or Hannah
00:48:59are going to make
00:49:00the decision
00:49:00about who we're going
00:49:02into the final with
00:49:03and that's a lot
00:49:03to think about.
00:49:05I don't really know
00:49:05what to do.
00:49:06How are you feeling?
00:49:08I don't know.
00:49:08I mean,
00:49:09it sucks to be in the bottom.
00:49:10I feel like I wouldn't have been
00:49:11if there wasn't three of us.
00:49:13I think I was much better
00:49:17than the other two girls.
00:49:20I feel it's difficult
00:49:22because is it track record?
00:49:25Is it who potentially
00:49:27might have done the worst
00:49:28in this last challenge?
00:49:30Or is it at the last minute
00:49:31taking out the biggest competition?
00:49:33I think it would be
00:49:34the gag of the season
00:49:35if Marina went anywhere.
00:49:37I mean,
00:49:38Blue did it to Pungina
00:49:39and she won the whole thing.
00:49:40And she won.
00:49:41That's true.
00:49:43That would be a fucking gag.
00:49:46You know,
00:49:47I hate to see you
00:49:48in this position
00:49:48because you've been
00:49:49the untouchable
00:49:50Marina Summers
00:49:50this whole competition.
00:49:52And for me,
00:49:53you know,
00:49:54that really
00:49:54just gives me
00:49:56the opportunity now
00:49:57to just get rid of you.
00:49:58I know.
00:49:59With Marina,
00:49:59I could play strategy.
00:50:01If I get rid of her,
00:50:02I know that
00:50:02it's almost a clear path
00:50:04to 50,000 pounds.
00:50:05All I know is that
00:50:06I'm proud of you.
00:50:07I love you as a sister
00:50:08and I will help you
00:50:10pack your bags.
00:50:13I actually don't feel good
00:50:14about this conversation.
00:50:16No, no.
00:50:16I'm pretty confident
00:50:18that Hannah
00:50:20will not pick my lipstick.
00:50:21But you'll never know.
00:50:23You'll never know.
00:50:25How are you feeling?
00:50:27I'm feeling okay.
00:50:28It really is your decision
00:50:30and just know
00:50:31that it won't affect
00:50:32what we've shared so far.
00:50:35You do what you've got to do
00:50:36but I really want to be here
00:50:37until the end
00:50:38and I believe that I disagree.
00:50:40I appreciate you saying that.
00:50:42I've grown so close
00:50:43to a grand dame
00:50:44in this competition
00:50:45and it's a head
00:50:46versus heart decision.
00:50:50But how are you feeling, girl?
00:50:51I'm proud of what I did.
00:50:53I also think
00:50:54if there were only two of us
00:50:55I don't think I would be here.
00:50:56I think it was very clear
00:50:57who the two bottom queens
00:51:00this week are
00:51:00and it's not me.
00:51:03I just want it so fucking bad.
00:51:05Yeah, look, I don't know
00:51:07what's going to happen.
00:51:08I'm really feeling
00:51:09that this is going to be
00:51:10one of those decisions
00:51:11that's like down to the wire.
00:51:13Pro is,
00:51:13I think I could beat her
00:51:14in a lip sync.
00:51:15So that's good.
00:51:16So, you know,
00:51:17knowing that we're probably
00:51:18going to have to lip sync
00:51:19for this crown,
00:51:20keeping her there
00:51:21could be a safety net.
00:51:25Congratulations.
00:51:26First of all,
00:51:26you did so well.
00:51:28I'm so proud of you.
00:51:29Top four, baby.
00:51:31If I were in the top,
00:51:33I would get rid of me
00:51:34at this moment.
00:51:36But I don't want to go home.
00:51:38Not now.
00:51:39Three badges aside,
00:51:41I've worked so hard
00:51:42just to get here
00:51:43and I have
00:51:45put everything
00:51:46into my craft
00:51:48and it would mean a lot
00:51:49to me to be in that finale
00:51:50to represent what we want
00:51:52to represent.
00:51:53Somewhere across the world,
00:51:55a brown, queer person
00:51:56is watching two people of color
00:51:58doing well in competition.
00:52:00And it would be my dream
00:52:02to keep a holding hand
00:52:03with you until the end.
00:52:05Yeah.
00:52:06Yeah.
00:52:07I can feel her passion
00:52:09and her fight
00:52:10and her desire
00:52:11to get to the end.
00:52:12I don't know what to do.
00:52:14How do you feel?
00:52:15I want to be with you
00:52:16all the way.
00:52:17I love you all
00:52:19and I don't know,
00:52:21I think I deserve
00:52:21to stay a little longer.
00:52:23Why?
00:52:23Because my track record
00:52:24isn't the worst.
00:52:26Because I brought
00:52:28interesting things
00:52:29to the competition.
00:52:30There are many ways
00:52:32this could be played
00:52:32but I want to stay
00:52:34with my sisters
00:52:35and really give it a shot,
00:52:37a good, nice, good shot.
00:52:38I want to stay here
00:52:39and I want to keep laughing
00:52:40with you.
00:52:41Okay.
00:52:41Okay?
00:52:42Dada has also been
00:52:43incredibly, really strong
00:52:44and did falter this week.
00:52:48Like, it's really, really
00:52:49freaking hard.
00:52:55Looking at these lipsticks
00:52:56in front of me,
00:52:57I know what decision
00:52:58I have to make.
00:53:01The question is
00:53:02whether it's based
00:53:03on fairness
00:53:04and track record,
00:53:05whether it's based
00:53:06on strategy
00:53:07and making sure
00:53:08that I can get
00:53:08to that top two
00:53:09or whether or not
00:53:12it's keeping
00:53:13Legrand dumb
00:53:13for no reason
00:53:15is a tough call.
00:53:18This is the
00:53:19penultimate lip sync.
00:53:21If I win,
00:53:22I'll be taking away
00:53:23someone's dream
00:53:24of being in the final.
00:53:26I could take out
00:53:27the biggest competition.
00:53:28I could do it.
00:53:30But would I do it?
00:53:32That's some
00:53:32Game of Thrones
00:53:33shit right there.
00:53:33Welcome back, ladies.
00:53:41Two internationally
00:53:43acclaimed queens
00:53:44stand before me.
00:53:47Ladies,
00:53:48this is your chance
00:53:49to impress me
00:53:50and earn the power
00:53:52to give one
00:53:53of the bottom queens
00:53:55the charm.
00:53:58I have got a plan
00:53:59to pay homage
00:54:00to the eliminated queens.
00:54:02I want to go
00:54:03into that final
00:54:04with a second badge.
00:54:05It's time to come
00:54:06for you to lip sync
00:54:09for the world.
00:54:16This is the last time
00:54:17we are going to get
00:54:18this freaking badge.
00:54:19I cannot go into
00:54:19the finale without a badge.
00:54:21Tia, your tricks
00:54:22aren't going to work here
00:54:22because I'm going to win.
00:54:25Good luck
00:54:25and don't fuck it up.
00:54:33I'm going to go into it.
00:54:36Why can't this moment
00:54:37last forevermore?
00:54:40Tonight,
00:54:42tonight eternity's
00:54:44an open door.
00:54:47No,
00:54:48don't ever stop doing
00:54:50the things you do.
00:54:53Don't go
00:54:54from every breath
00:54:56I take,
00:54:57I'm breathing you.
00:54:58You'll fall
00:55:01forever
00:55:03till the end
00:55:04of time.
00:55:06From now on,
00:55:06only you
00:55:07and I
00:55:09are going up.
00:55:10Oh,
00:55:11oh,
00:55:11oh,
00:55:11oh,
00:55:11oh,
00:55:12oh,
00:55:12oh.
00:55:12We are
00:55:14in our universe.
00:55:19We're higher
00:55:20and higher
00:55:21and higher
00:55:22We're reaching
00:55:22for the
00:55:23divinity.
00:55:26You'll fall
00:55:28forever
00:55:29till the end
00:55:30of time.
00:55:32From now on,
00:55:32only you
00:55:33and I
00:55:35are going up.
00:55:36Oh,
00:55:37oh,
00:55:37oh,
00:55:37oh,
00:55:38oh,
00:55:38oh,
00:55:38oh,
00:55:39oh,
00:55:39oh,
00:55:39oh,
00:55:40oh,
00:55:40oh,
00:55:41oh,
00:55:41oh,
00:55:42oh,
00:55:42oh,
00:55:43oh,
00:55:44oh,
00:55:45oh,
00:55:46oh,
00:55:47oh,
00:55:48oh,
00:55:49oh,
00:55:50oh,
00:55:51oh,
00:55:52oh,
00:55:53oh,
00:55:55oh,
00:55:56oh,
00:55:57oh,
00:55:58oh,
00:55:59oh,
00:56:00oh,
00:56:01oh,
00:56:02oh,
00:56:03oh,
00:56:04oh,
00:56:05oh,
00:56:06oh,
00:56:07oh,
00:56:08oh,
00:56:09oh,
00:56:10oh,
00:56:11oh,
00:56:12oh,
00:56:13oh,
00:56:14oh,
00:56:15oh,
00:56:16oh,
00:56:17oh,
00:56:18oh,
00:56:19oh,
00:56:20oh,
00:56:21oh,
00:56:22oh,
00:56:22Gorgeous.
00:56:32Ladies, I've made my decision.
00:56:42Anaconda, congratulations.
00:56:44You're a winner, baby.
00:56:48Thank you so much.
00:56:50And you've earned your first Gold Rue Peter badge.
00:56:59Weared with pride.
00:57:01Thank you, I will.
00:57:02And most importantly, you've made it through to next week's Lip Sync Smackdown for the crown.
00:57:09Ah, shit.
00:57:11Dear Coffee, you are safe and you've made it through to next week's Lip Sync Smackdown for the crown.
00:57:21Bravo.
00:57:21Yes.
00:57:23You just beat me in a Lip Sync so it's not looking promising.
00:57:27You may step to the back of the stage.
00:57:30I love you.
00:57:32Congratulations.
00:57:34Thank you, Max.
00:57:38Will the bottom three queens please step forward?
00:57:40With great power comes great responsibility.
00:57:52Anaconda, which queen have you chosen to get the chop?
00:57:58I don't want to be a dream crusher and this was an incredibly, incredibly hard decision for me to make.
00:58:06But one has to go and tonight I have chosen Scarlet.
00:58:17I love you so much and I'm proud of you.
00:58:19As it is written, so it shall be done.
00:58:25Scarlet Envy, you are and will always be drama and a global phenomenon.
00:58:33No.
00:58:34Shae away.
00:58:37I've done this a few times.
00:58:38I know how it goes.
00:58:40I love you.
00:58:41I love you so much.
00:58:42Thank you for everything.
00:58:43Thank you, Max.
00:58:43First, congratulations.
00:58:44Thank you, baby.
00:58:45U.K. versus the world wants me and the feeling is mutual.
00:58:53Yes.
00:58:54Yes.
00:58:59It fucking sucks to be the one to leave tonight.
00:59:02It's hard to get this close and not get what I really wanted.
00:59:06But I hope I've done the USA proud.
00:59:08My lyrics earlier in the season were never fear the future.
00:59:11So just because you don't achieve the goal that you set for yourself
00:59:15doesn't mean you shouldn't set another one, girl.
00:59:22Tea Coffee, please step forward.
00:59:26Am I getting surprise eliminated?
00:59:31My fabulous final four.
00:59:34Condragulations.
00:59:35Now I want to hear from you, our viewers.
00:59:37Who do you think deserves to be crowned Queen of the Mother Tuckin' World?
00:59:44Are you Team Hanaconda?
00:59:48Team La Grande Dame?
00:59:53Are you Team Marina Summers?
00:59:58Or are you Team Tia Coffey?
01:00:01Tune in next week for the grand finale
01:00:06of RuPaul's Drag Race U.K. versus the world
01:00:09where we will crown ourselves a winner, baby.
01:00:14And remember, if you can't love yourself,
01:00:16how in the hell are you going to love somebody else?
01:00:18Can I get an amen up in here?
01:00:19Amen!
01:00:20All right, now let the music play!
01:00:22All right, now let the music play!
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